The best joke ever told ever

the greatest jokes ever told.

[@KevinMartinez-xp9lt]

I guess the jokes on us😂😂😂

[@labeebashhab]

Brough..😅

[@mordysalem1498]

amen bro

[@yikes3916]

@@mordysalem1498 😃🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@yikes3916]

@@labeebashhab brouuughyyyy FOR REALSIES!!!!! 😂😂🤣🤣😋😉🙃🙂🤣😆😄😃😶‍🌫😶‍🌫😶‍🌫😶‍🌫🤧🤧🤮🤮😎🥸🥳🤯

[@Steve-cm2ys]

"Us" all have afros so the joke really is on THEM. 💩🤣

[@RockTheClock247]

He should’ve said “that’s Dr. Jackass to you”

[@12vLife]

watching this video until the end is like spending 8 years in college only to use what they learned on the playground in 4th grade. But honestly it describes a lot of people we know who dedicate their life to higher education.

[@GeorgeNiklaus]

I watched this whole thing. You are evil.

[@legallyapumpkin3189]

I watched it twice

[@clayandannasteinwinter8747]

Ha

[@diogocourinha4943]

@@legallyapumpkin3189 were you making sure you didn't skip an important part?

[@procivitas6923]

Isn't this a kind of fraud or theft (of time/attention) ?🤔👎

[@stoosam3244]

Thanks...i skipped to the end and was grateful.

[@pps22001]

I laughed so hard in my apartment that my neighbors knocked on the door. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WalterWhite-fn3kp]

What is the joke?

[@mayaq8324]

@@WalterWhite-fn3kp that the result of seven years of studies on witty replies was just a stupid f* you reply, nothing witty at all

[@mordysalem1498]

bless you for being able to enjoy it i found myself feeling so disappointed :(

[@williamwalker5326]

No no no, the clown asks the dad...Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? The dad reply's... Sure I did. Upon which the clown says...Well, he's back in town and he wants your number!

[@muhammadhashir6136]

I am a bit dissapointed but can we just acknowledge how good of a storyteller he is, this is easily the best build up to a puncline...even if the punchline is a bail out.

[@unknowncrypto7114]

if you didnt cry you missed the big joke xD or maybe its because I'm high ?

[@donaltc]

Punchline is perfect no idea what you're on about

[@steverenom.299]

F*ck you, Mohammad. Lol. You're right, he tells a great story.

[@nicolaignazio]

All those years of studying were way worth it

[@marcpabel4768]

The moral of the story is: „Joke is on you.“

[@rjmprod]

That was great. That might be one of the best jokes I ever heard.

[@monsterhunterdude5448]

My goodness, the build-up was better than the end result.

[@McQ14]

I like this joke because it has some special meaning to me. I was that clown. Ok, in all seriousness, I learned this joke back in 1977 or 1978, when my older brother's fraternity brothers were visiting our house one summer day. I was painting a fence around our back yard and two of the fraternity brothers kindly decided to help me paint. One of them told this joke, but he told it over about an hour and a half to two-hour period, all while we painted that fence. It was so elaborate and drawn out, with the dad going all over the world to learn humor and comebacks, from the Jim Porter School of Snappy Remarks and Comeback Humor, to an old hermit high in the Himalayas. The story was a fun ride while we painted, and it made the final, "F you, clown!" so much more aggravating and hilarious! I've been retelling this joke for decades, much to the dismay of my friends, wife, and children. So great to see it here in a nice, concise version. It still works!

[@robw9435]

I call BS. No way frat boys can work two hours straight without a case of beer disappearing.

[@caseymeyer5773]

Literally laughed out loud, I will use this today!!!

[@rotisseriechicken4492]

I feel like that was supposed to not be funny, but it was so anti climatic I died of laughter

[@pragmatist165]

What’s got 3 eyes and 3 legs?.. .. 3 Pirates........ haha ha ha haaaaa

[@GEnghis559]

Dude, same

[@WalterWhite-fn3kp]

What is the joke?

[@olivoil9687]

@@WalterWhite-fn3kp The joke is the anticlimax of it all. The joke spent all that time building up to that final moment, and then it was just anticlimactic. That’s the joke

[@asiac8968]

Same

[@justinjune28]

I don't believe it. I haven't heard this joke since probably 1992 or so. It was my buddies favorite joke, and we all went around saying the punchline for years to each other. Thanks for posting this.

[@musafirghayrmaeruf1]

Ah dude thats amazing

[@michaellavery4899]

It's nothing special. I hear that punchline every day.

[@Christina_Cage]

This actually IS the best joke ever 😂 🤣 I nearly died laughing

[@paulh7589]

I would love to have a beer with you and my Brothers. I was laughing the whole way through! You have the exact gift of gab that we do. Listening to you spin that yarn was like listening to my Brothers and I. With you, that would make five of us doing our best to make each other laugh.

[@spiderdudeproductions]

Every once in a while I come back to this joke, waiting for it to start gaining popularity.

[@rogerodle8750]

I told my brother this joke 20 years ago and he laughed until tears streamed down his face. And I can always get him to laugh by simply repeating the punch line. Fantastic joke.

[@caatcher]

Great, great joke teller.

[@lucasorisrex4558]

You know what, it was actually pretty good 10/10

[@stanparchaiski5394]

I gotta say, I like that joke. It’s set up and delivered really well. In a similar style that the great Norm Macdonald would use. Nice long stretched story and a good ending. I laugh every time I watch it. Good job.

[@petergriffin8269]

Hilarious, not sure why there's so many dislikes

[@failure3653]

still dont understand...

[@CyanideSublime]

The setup was sweet. The bait and switch was orgasmic.

[@_T_R_E_V_O_R_]

This joke was a joke Funny level -1000

[@TheGregJill]

There is a big difference between you favorite joke, and the best joke ever told.

[@MasterOfKnowledge.]

Nah, this is just simply the best joke ever told

[@jasonpascascio4379]

Bro, my wife and I seriously laughed so hard. Thank You🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💯💯💯

[@VeronicaMcCarrison]

He must be the father in the story who has this Academic degree of insults and profanities. 🤓

[@ifusubtomepewdiepiewillgiv1569]

my expectations were so highh

[@asifaslam2835]

Me too

[@kiillabytez]

I just ordered an egg and a chicken online. I'll let you know which comes first.

[@OpentheEffinGate]

That is a damn great long-form joke. Thanks for sharing it!

[@michaelfirth1075]

Brilliant, love it.

[@Thomasssa]

It’s like every shooter says I put the fun in funeral

[@sillyme1]

I feel like this was meant to waste my time

[@roberto3262]

I'm no doctor, but I probably would've said that the first time.

[@j-sant-animations8105]

Intense Wheezing

[@PortmanRd]

How do you sell a car to dwarf? Kneel down and say.. "Do you want to buy a car?"

[@whalecat8049]

That's a lot of dislikes for the best joke ever

[@PortmanRd]

Two eggs boiling in a pan. 1st egg- "It's bloody hot in here." 2nd egg- "This is nothing. When you get taken out your head gets smashed in with a spoon."

[@Wahey]

Professor Richard Wiseman carried out an internet experiment five years ago to find the world's best gag. And a joke written by Spike Milligan topped the poll.

[@RoccoDesta]

Love this joke.

[@thefeatheredbutcher2806]

My new favourite joke

[@zoolygreb7885]

At least I'm not a clown delivering the same line 20 years later!

[@lpr5269]

I like the one about the moth who goes to a podiatrist's office. He starts telling the podiatrist all his problems at home and at work. He goes on and on for about 5 minutes. So just imagine I'm going on and on describing this and you are waiting for the punch line. Finally the podiatrist says "Well you seem to have a lot of issues but if I may ask why did you come to see me, I'm a foot specialist. The moth says "Well, I saw the light on." 😂😂😂

[@jamesbrent2504]

Reminds me of an urban legend story about Bozo. Some kids on the show were scuffling and misbehaving. He said "That's a Bozo no-no." One of them replied "Cram it, Clown" on live TV.

[@nunyabidnis5407]

A fat lady carrying a pig, a man riding a goat and a pirate with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, some kinda joke?"

[@jangid8002]

Loved it 😂😂😂

[@everardotalamantes1842]

Good “education is pointless” joke!! I like it!!

[@AceTac]

My laugh was very delayed 😂

[@asiac8968]

Same! It took me like 10 seconds of going "that's not funny", and then I burst into laughter.

[@yousifmq]

I laughed like 3 mins later after I processed the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing 😂

[@6k911Channel]

Nice to see that PHD payed off...

[@TheCaramrod24]

Why are there no comments? This was on dumb joke...... And that's why I loved it. You had me giggling to myself for quite awhile. Thanks man. Old school joke telling is a lost art

[@carlnelson2922]

Pretty goddamn good

[@aldonapolitano5979]

This one was all in the setup and delivery. I thought it was a good job.

[@the600cc]

Hahahaha damn all that schooling just to say two words back hahahahaha. Good one ☝️

[@peace6566]

this was the longest 2 minutes and 30 seconds of my life

[@aleheca1279]

years of academy training wasted

[@koffykingy2150]

🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂 watch till end, best joke in the whole world

[@mattiassahlen]

Haha, great delivery and great anticipation. Well played sir!

[@nosna9116]

The whole point is that he studied for years and years and that was all he got

[@Steve-cm2ys]

I didn't thought of that! Dern!

[@pantelnia7671]

We all expected something spectacular but we got ultimate stupid ending. And that's what i call a joke.

[@raymondlin8728]

All I got out of this is I wan a spicy chicken sandwich , a frosty, and fries

[@wofty33]

Why did the orphan go to KFC? To eat KFC

[@HandsomeMadMax]

KFC is the name of the restaurant, sir. You can not eat a restaurant.

[@crazyburkey3677]

It took him nearly twenty years to realize something most people would have known in 2 seconds

[@Officialpaiman]

I laughed and almost choked on my tea

[@Christina_Cage]

Same.

[@appiechiko]

I laughed hard on this one 😂

[@philipnestor5034]

I like that!

[@alfrednobel1586]

What did i just hear

[@box4765]

1 year ago but still bloody funny

[@tristanmacavery96]

A nice "shaggy dog story," where the build-up is the key to the joke. Well-timed, told smoothly and without any hesitation or stumbling. This guy knows his shaggy dogs well. (I was about to say that he knows how to shag, but that's not for me to know.)

[@JenDiggityDirt]

My son was grumpy so I searched “best joke ever”. This was at the top of the list. The joke sucked but it was so bad we laughed and that’s what I was going for so…thanks!

[@rouchar]

Edging in its purest form

[@GEnghis559]

Dude I’m still laughing at this joke

[@tedrobinson372]

You are good! I liked it. Thumbs up!

[@whiskyweasal89]

I feel like this is a good joke because that’s all I want to tell people 24/7.

[@omarjassar4650]

Q : What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer ??? . . . . . A : The TASTE 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hugodogobob]

Gotta say that was a lot better than expected

[@beowulfthedane]

That's like getting hired as Ronald McDonald and getting to clean toilets at McDonalds. Not the same!

[@aquaticambience40]

Never heard it before. 😂👍

[@Criostoirg]

Why does this have so many dislikes I thought it was legit hilarious

[@supertough5999]

The devil himself I love it

[@Girismyfavorite]

U are a great story teller -

[@noir8455]

i see , each time we realize the cosmic joke we basically reset and stray away from the joke in order to once again realize the cosmic joke

[@SINYC02]

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA I seriously fucking loved that

[@Mandy-qs9vg]

Bret: telling a joke Me : do you think that’s really funny

[@isidrosevier1125]

he got his insultciates degree.

[@JustinBlastoff]

Thats actually pretty clever

[@darinhaineault5499]

Heard that in 90

[@elgamberro8880]

if leaving blueballed was a joke

[@Apethantos]

My favorite version of the punchline is Spoilers "YOU are the jackass!"

[@janenore2273]

ANYWAY--are you at Arby's in Neptune,NJ? Inquiring minds want to know....ty

[@Cuzzzo]

Jokes on us.

[@bubblegumgo]

after that punchline i feel like the dad.

[@steinmoller-nilsen4118]

Perfect 😂

[@kepler186f4]

A shaggy dog story.

[@DVS-1]

I guess if you've only ever heard one joke ... love how he thought he nailed it in one take though

[@ilikemangoes7202]

I sense a lot of projection here.

[@zorlo3454]

Oh my gosh this is so funny hahaha...

[@kato5117]

Amen

[@ameikkocotin5625]

OMG I LOVE THISSS

[@cedricvireynato8037]

wow... I couldn't expect a thing

[@voidforcreation8864]

this deserves a like and sub