Bao and Cotton Cant Believe Each Other's Taste In Men

Which one is worse? Man ray or the Rabbit from FNAF
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This video's intention was to be entertaining. All jokes were made purely to be funny, nothing else. Thumbnail and video contain no bad words, and are fully censored.

[@SamaelVR]

Bao's response to someone crushing on Man-Ray is to cry. Interesting.

[@Tony_AM009]

'Cause she's a whale girl VTuber and Man-Ray is presumably a humanoid manta ray?

[@theskullboy8700]

Bao is like the physical embodiment of your worst day ever. Every time you think it can’t get much worse, it somehow gets worse

[@lowtierenj4yer414]

Better yet bao is literally a walking parody of the average girl that watches waaay to many fanfics and extremely questionable stuff

[@dittodemo1234]

As a fan, springtrap does not have children in his body, that includes their souls. It only has William Afton. At this point in the series at least

[@Hydragames648]

Dude is literally a rotten corpse that is kept alive with agony and yea he’s coming back and proper deadly (also he secretly Australian so he’s just as deadly, the reason being is his VA is Australian)

[@Still.the.best.2021]

​@@Hydragames648 It depends on the version

[@elijahhayter3026]

@@Hydragames648oh no… he’s an *Australian* serial killer.

[@lmao___]

As a fan of SpongeBob, I am in utter horror and confusion

[@lowtierenj4yer414]

​@@elijahhayter3026an Australian I thought he was worse than that *A BRITISH PERSON*

[@adamdapatsfan]

Man-Ray literally got fixed by the actions of the buffoons around him and prolonged tickle torture He's like the ideal reformed bad boy at this point, I honestly can't blame Cotton for this one

[@Tony_AM009]

Shouldn't Bao crushing on Springtrap be worse than Cotton crushing on Man Ray since wanting Springtrap counts as necrophilia? While Man Ray is a super villain, Springtrap was a serial killer who targeted children. That said, using Man Ray clutching Patrick as a visual paints quite the image.

[@theskullboy8700]

Maybe it’s Willy’s new punishment in H-E double hockey stick. Why else would he be screaming for Michael to help him

[@Still.the.best.2021]

What it is Man hay?

[@VladimirDT]

"Shut up He-Man" lmao

[@shadowslime3640]

That caught me so off guard 😂

[@NikFromm]

Y’know…… the FNAF song “Unfixable” by DAGames is starting to make a lot more sense after watching Bao.😅

[@shadowslime3640]

I LOVE THAT SONG

[@NikFromm]

@@shadowslime3640 Same! He really never misses!😁

[@shadowslime3640]

@@NikFromm true

[@theskullboy8700]

WE ARE THE TORTURED. WE’RE NOT YOUR FRIENDS!!!! Bao: perfect In all seriousness that song is an absolute banger

[@NikFromm]

@@theskullboy8700 YEAH IT IS!😄

[@shadowslime3640]

Cotton being surprised about Bao liking Springtrap as if she isn't friends with Kwite😂

[@Garl_Vinland]

The no hesitation on “I don’t care”

[@williamk4920]

Bao tries to make fun of Cotton, but at the end is like "I get it."

[@dontaedon5182]

I love the deadpan responses from Bao. She openly accepts shes a freak

[@mirroughs7729]

...Bao needs help or holy water. I was unprepared for that picture because I didn't hear the question, when I saw the picture I asked "Isn't that Springtrap?" and reading the comments confirmed that. Out of all the animatronics to thirst after, and given all the characters in the world, she had to choose the one nightmare fuel to get off to. Bao would be horrible in a horror movie, Cotton too, but Bao would expose everyone if in a group.

[@theskullboy8700]

@@mirroughs7729 she picked the one who is a literal rotting carcass

[@mirroughs7729]

@@theskullboy8700 I know, and while I would say that in itself is a problem, her not caring about the fact makes her the bigger red flag. You don't just have a killer in a dangerous animatronic, you've got the corpse of a dead killer in a decaying animatronic.

[@mr.jimjam3443]

the confidence in the "yes i need help, yes i am sick, i dont care"

[@mastnes1]

Springtrap probably smells like baos bedroom tbh

[@bruhnomento7079]

Roach, my G, that is such good thumbnail, simple, effective and fun

[@johnolivera2369]

Gonna have to side with Cotton on this one. Manray is tall, toned, has a deep voice...

[@Inari_the_Fox]

1:05 THE MOANS. THE MOANS

[@autohmae]

It's good to know, even if you die you can still be attractive to Bao, but you need to practice your kabedon skills.

[@KinotheHedgehog]

So Bao's added necrophilia to her list of crimes now.

[@Zack_Wildfire]

Who knew Bao loves the dead that way.

[@elijahhayter3026]

Man ray?… is it the tights? It’s probably the tights.

[@coldseraphim]

If Bao considers that art of springtrap sexy enough to make Cotton simp for him i'm afraid there's no fixing her,she's waaaay past gone,she's goone

[@DarkSpino306]

We all have our bizarre "hear me out."

[@Still.the.best.2021]

I mean, it depends a lot on the versions: there's the normal William Afton himself. there's William Afton inside the springBonnie costume, still alive and normal (as if it were a furry suit). there's the springBonnie from Into the pit which is not William Afton in fact, but rather a demonic clone made of flesh and blood (including the costume), created and materialized by the paranormal and supernatural of the world of Fnaf (remains of souls as remnants, agony and dark remnant), based on the memories of how the children (Afton's victims) saw William Afton inside the suit, a monster (Although he is a monster, it is even acceptable to have a fetish for him, since even Oswald's mother caught him while he was in Oswald's father's form). Then we have the springtrap, which is the one in the image, where William Afton suffers a springlock failure, dies, is resurrected and merges with the suit, becoming this furry zombie (which over time, his body regenerates slowly thanks to the remnants, this also happens with Michael, protagonist of Fnaf 1, last night of Fnaf 2, maybe Fnaf 3 but we have no evidence for this, and until 6). We have scraptrap, who is still springtrap, but completely destroyed by the fire in Fnaf 3, and he tries to rebuild himself again with scrap. and your internal body is so worn out that even your bones are exposed (apart from your organs, which remain intact and functional thanks to the remnants that keep you regenerating). And finally we have glichtrap, which is like Anabele trapped in the TV, except in his case, he's trapped in a virtual reality game (fnaf VR help wanted), where he literally can't get out., and ends up becoming a virus, with the appearance of a man in a bizarre yellow rabbit cloth costume. Burntrap (which is like springtrap and scraptrap) doesn't count, as it's not Canon, but there's Vanny, which is very breadable.

[@ZION73082]

Bao out here trying to change the meaning of the D in WD40! ☠️🤣🤪😏😜🤷‍♂️

[@BigtimeAL]

These women’s taste in fictional characters is off the chart 📈 😂

[@gokuformanvsfood]

Makes me glad im single lol

[@royalrosepetal]

Nod full of dead kids, just one corpse walking around

[@kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723]

An adult corpse, too.

[@dejEtack]

I feel like Monarch's chat owes her an apology.

[@CalmItsOkay]

Cant wait for the Man-Ray cosplay

[@flamepan]

God I love bao so much 😂

[@t4nkychannel921]

When Cotton said "You know Spongebob?" there was honestly a lot worse places it could go. Like Spongebob. Or Patrick.

[@Walt_Xander94]

Springtrap is a serial killer, and worse, an undead one like Freddy & Michael, because its a corpse in there due to the suit malfunctioning when the killer hid in there.

[@keon4923]

Man Ray from my childhood show ‘SpongeBob’ 😂😂😂

[@basedsketch4133]

Nice to know Bao isnt down bad for Pocket Cat.

[@dang.9209]

Man-Ray? Nah, that HAS to be a joke.

[@matthewcooper6492]

So i just have to wear a Man-Ray costume to get cotton dose it matter if i am not slim enough for the costume meaning it might look bad on me and how old is cotton may i ask

[@ottovonnekpunch1268]

Yo Chat, this is flipping UNHINGED content! The fact this convo rolled on made me smile nonstop!

[@billygoatguy3960]

why did bao choose the meatiest stinkiest art

[@AngiraBlu96]

Cotton’s right, you know? Bao’s a Downbad Chihuahua Whale.

[@eichen97]

Bao's everyday closer on getting that W, and by that i mean the W40

[@SushiVolcano]

*WD-40

[@ZeroZero86997]

Clearly Bao forgot to learn standards , not constantly barking both on and off her knees , and not always being downbad horrendous 24/7

[@camerondodge2070]

You know, I would say something, but I have a thing for Jason Voorhees, so I really can't fault Bao.

[@OutSn1ped]

Bao and Chibi man...

[@blkrazr]

Bao and Cotton are the type of people that would crush on Braceface and Father from Codename: KND

[@SonicSanctuary]

its the vibes dude

[@conkle7955]

Bao 🤝 Kwite

[@seriousspikesam7770]

We have lost the game, lads. But in this case it might be a blessing in disguise.

[@threshruleroftheshadowisle4247]

such interesting people

[@benschultz1784]

Is Cotton also into Gimli?

[@wmxx2000]

Hasn't Cotton also said she had crushes on General Grievous and Hopper from A Bugs Life?

[@lowtierenj4yer414]

Yes

[@ZeroZero86997]

There isn’t a shrink qualified help y’all, for the sake of content hopefully there will never be

[@tntkaydenhensler1164]

Bao back off that’s kwites man

[@josemangual9818]

Ewwww....

[@Hollow-Eyes]

Me:"Wow, ok yeah I don't know why she'd like Springtrap, kinda crazy. I agree with Cotton." Cotton:"I want Manray to swing me around like Patrick." Me:"Ah, ok,I retract my previous statement, Bao is the sane one...that is not something I ever thought I'd say."

[@Mizuna752]

Springtrap is literally a corpse