Numi was TOO SHY at the 𝐒𝐓𝐑*𝐏 𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐁 Full Story

[@GrandeJota0526]

numi's girlfailure powers overcome everything

[@probablythedm1669]

Numi: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory yet again! 😂

[@solec23]

Buffpup: so ☕️ Numi: yep it requires some investigation 🔎 🙄 🤣 Also Numi: 😳 🐈‍⬛️ 👀

[@snakewolf0853]

...This is the same Numi that made Cottontail blush.

[@Kingteabird]

Why am I not surprised that Numi turns a guaranteed W into yet another L.

[@MDG-mykys]

Did she ever want that W?

[@ZxosGamer]

@@MDG-mykys Only during NNN

[@AleXavieR-l2t]

She’s a real life girl failure.

[@wealthybone2990]

Wait it's happend before?

[@TheMexRAGE]

I am starting believe that Numi may indeed still have her V Card after all and isnt just part of her "character"...

[@Hieronymous_Flex]

If it is all an act, then it's a *damn convincing* one. It would take some real commitment to consistently be this awkward for a character. 😂

[@CrazeeAdam]

No she's 100% a virgin imo. Unless she did it with like Sinder or someone and kept it a secret. =/ she's way too hesitant and anti social.. Or very introverted. 😢 it's kind of sad.

[@collinshaw8744]

@TheMexRAGE you must be new.

[@avalonofmistral9958]

No she is indeed a confirmed virgin, she's talked about it

[@Rhodair]

lol like she started method acting the character long ago and just never figured out how to stop 😝

[@FilmAcolyteReturns]

I can assure you the girls would have been happy to see you come back with a huge group a people. They would have assumed that first group was there to scope the place out.

[@change4066]

Well at the end of the day they're there to make money and more people are more likely to equal more tips. If you remove the taboo and lewdness, it's just a business at the end of the day.

[@BigtimeAL]

Even at an adult venue, Numi just blows it and ruins the experience for everyone. 😂

[@instinctive3066]

Stop me if you’ve heard of this before: Numi gets the opportunity to meet people yet fumbles the bag and can’t seem to ever meet anyone or when she does fails to capitalize on the chance she was given

[@ivanbluecool]

Numi your tier list was supposed to be a warning

[@FL_nar_Rayya]

Ok, now that I've seen Buffpup's side of the story, I can 100% believe what Buffpup said. Numi may be my kami-oshi, but I'm definitely not surprised that Numi skipped some info in her story, knowing her between the lines and all. This whole thing is hilarious I'm glad yall had a good time!

[@mr.heroic6634]

…You know, I never knew coffee and a gentleman’s club can go together until now. The more you know I guess.

[@CrazeeAdam]

Buff trying her hardest to hook Numi up. I love it honestly.

[@sqrlmanz3846]

The background music 😂

[@takokola]

What's important is that Numi didn't in fact, ask the dancer about the stickers on her car.

[@jlim9411]

When I first heard this story, I wasn’t even surprised. Numi is continuing to live up to her human failure status.

[@sleepydrifter6355]

Bruh, Numi is like those dudes who is all cocky about talking to the hot chick and then backs down when she looks in his direction. 😂

[@ObiClon]

The thumbnail is just too perfect for this video 😂

[@mrhidejose3580]

"Vault boy appears" excusme wtf? Xdxd

[@Rytonic69]

Numi should show her the stickers on her car

[@theskullboy8700]

“Failure” -pre vizla

[@lazy_lefty]

Numi, the "communications major", couldn't communicate to the dancer that she wanted a lap dance... lmfao so ironic 🤣

[@ottovonnekpunch1268]

Apparently, Numi's "game" needs a bit of extra work with scoping out a good time in the old town!

[@Madqness]

How does Buff always end up in these types of situations.

[@CrazeeAdam]

I DESPERATELY want to hear Numi's side of this and what is going through her mind

[@joeywilczak1468]

Well there's a reason she's on the bikini bottom podcast

[@BreadGuy01]

I didn't think negative rizz existed. I have now been educated. xD

[@wealthybone2990]

Wait this was a coffee shop? Where or least located because I feel like it would make sense for that lol but how'd they manage to find it lol? Damn Numi had a chance and I'm surprised she didn't take it, I feel like she would've or least buff would.

[@darthsacul3940]

Oh my gosh that's disgusting! Where is it? So that I know where to avoid it.

[@ultimatealchemist9401]

What's the music that plays at the beginning?

[@matthewcooper6492]

What is the coffee place called it is for a friend

[@user-wv9qn9tv5o]

Bro, I’m in the same boat. I can’t get a woman.😭😭😭

[@FaySmash]

Who went wild on the soundboard?

[@DoctorofMachines]

For all her talk of loving woman, her passion and experience of anime women doesn’t translate to IRL women 😂

[@thetimeisrite]

Numi just needs to live her truth as an asexual

[@vulcanviduus252]

They didn't ID? Also, I think I know more women who have been to a gentlemen's club than men 🤣

[@theredknight9314]

I refuse to believe numi has any sexual agression of any kind. Are you certain shes even human?

[@neminem233]

Mods! Teach this individual about asexuality

[@theredknight9314]

@@neminem233 she doesnt claim to be asexual. She claims to be bi- and yet has 0 will. So either A: shes a liar or B: shes a liar

[@change4066]

​@@neminem233Numi does sound some sort of Ace spectrum, if you had to put a label to it. But I'm kinda with her, it just sounds like a situation that sounds good on paper but is cripplingly embarrassing in reality.

[@neminem233]

@@change4066 I was saying in response to the implication that lack of sexual aggression = not human, which is very bad and toxic and not good and harmful

[@change4066]

@@neminem233 Oh I'm completely with you. That sort of attitude is horrendously toxic and is a very bad way to view things. To boil down the human condition to being simply 'do you get aggressive horny urges' is such a horrific way to view things.

[@StiveGuy]

So are we sure Numi isn't sex repulsed?

[@BoneChillingPictures]

Numi useless lost all respect