Bao ran Into a Fan and Fumbles

[@Ragnell123]

Bao screaming the second someone recognizes her while she’s trying to be discreet is very on brand

[@brothyr]

She doesn't... you know... scream with her mouth closed. That was probably the kind heard when a woman finds a dead body.

[@Spoopball]

Fan: "You sound like Bao the whale, but you're much prettier" Bao: .....

[@jennih261]

clark kent can relate

[@Groovebot3k]

Bao: "I just need to not speak!" Me: "lmao, she's so cooked"

[@Alias_Anybody]

Dialogue options when recognizing Bao in public: a) Wow, you are actually THAT short! b) Hey Rice-Spice, nice to meet you! c) Hi fellow Furry!

[@Sephiroth144]

c) ii) You know, my Fursona is a wolf...

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

"Rice-Spice" 😭😭

[@Alias_Anybody]

@@Sephiroth144 I originally wanted to write something along those lines, but I think it would be a bit too much like flirting.

[@Alias_Anybody]

@@EeveeRealSenpai Not mine, that joke is from one of her chatters.

[@Sephiroth144]

@@Alias_Anybody I mean, and...? =p

[@UndeadPandaLegion]

Baos voice is so iconic its hard to miss her

[@duyanhduong3975]

Yeah but her height hides her well.

[@SegaMaster172]

@@duyanhduong3975 Well, only if you don’t know Bao’s irl height. Once you do, she stands out like a sore thumb due to her gremlin stature.

[@ZION73082]

She asserts her dominance but only at your ankles! ☠️🤣😎😏

[@Adromelk]

Shortstack asian girl,High pitched voice. Honey, you couldn't hide in a room full of women matching that description

[@samuelterry6354]

Where can I find this room?

[@ffwast]

What room? WHAT ROOM?!

[@sir_tacothe1st]

Can you point me in that direction…

[@bigred212]

Where is this room you speak of 🤔

[@TheLastMinister]

That actually describes... okay nvm 3 of the ~40 Asian women I know well. A bunch have 2/3 of those. My wife has all three, so did an ex, and I've only ever met one other who fit.

[@the7observer]

Bao with a werewolf: *extremely verbal and social* Bao when a sudden fan appears: *SOCIAL ANXIETY*

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

she does irl streams now with a little mask covering half her face, she has a distinct voice, of course it's gonna happen lol dude sounded chill about it lmao, idk why she had to scream and scamper away like a weird lil goblin

[@nolongeraperson]

Not to mention she's literally had her face out before as Hikaru Station. It's not going to change that much.

[@wezleeclinton5850]

It is kinda weird, huh? lol Like, I get many Vtubers are probably a bit antisocial IRL or anxious about their online presence, but she’s done a LOT of IRL stuff. Even IRL conventions and meet & greets. Cashier seemed nice too, just asked, and didn’t overstep any boundaries. No clue why she screamed and ran for the hills. lol

[@PaladinfffLeeroy]

Because she is a weird *little* goblin

[@wealthybone2990]

Damn she fumbled her probably most sane fan? I can't believe it, only Bao smh. Fr tho I feel like the fan would fumble and not the person the fan is of.

[@Skyver24]

There will always be unhinged fans, but some of these vtubers such as Bao and her circle of friends are just as unhinged. They are far from normal and are just as, if not more likely to fumble

[@dead-claudia]

@@Skyver24and to think bao's not even close to the most unhinged of vtubers... that award goes uniquely to those menhera enough to actually hook up with fans (notice how i made all that plural)

[@PaladinfffLeeroy]

Or your name was Rushia

[@RannXXV]

Imagine you accidentally out your oshi IRL and they immediately scream and flee from you.

[@JynxSp0ck]

I'd pretend to only know about innocent things like her collabs with Vedal/Neuro, let her think she's safe. Then gradually insert berry/wolf references and watch the show.

[@spk1121]

Devious, I like it 😏

[@jackanarchy99]

"No, I'm Fillian."

[@silasskirata]

"Do a flip!" Bao would be too nervous and would try it instead of admitting she wasn't.

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

Imagine seeing some pipsqueak headass doing filming, you walk over & manage to casually ask them whats going on but the second they respond, you slowly be like "Wait, hol up. Are ypu Bao?" *& then Bao just yelps in shock.* Truly a classic Ojou-sama type reaction to being flund out in public. 😂😅

[@behindthesmile1276]

"Oh hey Bao. Catch ya later on stream" Never elaborate Just leave It's funnier this way

[@friendlyhobo6483]

Next time a fan meets her they should ask her what she thinks of this picture and then just show her a picture of Blaidd. Easy way to tell if it really is Bao.

[@corymusselman3333]

Dear God no 😮

[@Flourish38]

Oh dear god, imagine how horrifying it would be to realize that someone knows who you are after they show you your own thirst tweet on their phone or something...

[@keith_5584]

Plot Twist: They actually ID'ed you by the cake, not the voice....

[@Marconius6]

"It's a school project" "Oh, I can't sell you alcohol then..."

[@johntotten4872]

If I met Bao in RL Down Bad - Check Menace - Check Bao confirmed

[@Bread-xl4wi]

Shouldve pulled out his phone, pulled up a picture of the baoberry, and asked "is this you?"

[@ZyphyrBloodveil]

Average bao interaction.

[@josiahricafrente585]

So “running into vtubers irl” the new “running into your teacher outside of school,” I take it?

[@chrisc1140]

I guess that's the advantage of meeting a vtuber. No matter how awkward you are, your oshi is probably way more socially awkward and anxious in person.

[@lerpsnerp8181]

you could probably leave off the "and Fumbles". this is standard process for Bao.

[@ectothermic]

Just wear platform shoes, if people can make eye contact they'll never think it's you.

[@Ambiencez9387]

Bao: Being entertaining on camera -without weirding everybody around you- You sure you trying about the second part of the sentence?

[@claytoncarl4926]

He saw the forbidden skinsuit.

[@SinPrince06]

Are you bao the whale...... pocket sand*.... And run away, a breach has occurred

[@Anon-vc5jr]

"oh god!" most iconic bao line ever.

[@RealMilester1]

Well screaming in a typical Bao fashion doesn't hide your identity either but at least he was respectfully asking

[@caseykazem4049]

She should have went oh no I’m hikaru station trying to see if he was an og fan.

[@ZION73082]

Spotted in the wild like a shiny Pokemon! Bao: 🤪☠️

[@shawnaroberts21]

I dont know why she would be embarrassed. She is really pretty irl. Yes, she does have a few "quirks," but that just makes her more fun.

[@skipskip342]

The person watching this right now knowing it was indeed Bao, the whale: 😮

[@wraithwrecker_]

Holy shit, she got clocked lmfao

[@thekingofmoncow2268]

Ngl, I dont know how I'd react to meeting or figuring out a content creator that I watch, but I do remember telling my brother "If I ever meet one, Im just gonna pretend I dont know them and let them go on about their day, they're most definitely busy with something and I dont wanna bother them"

[@legojay14]

Honestly, there's probably been tons of people who recognize her and have that mindset. Their also busy, and I mean is meeting her that surprising. Bao does stuff outside quite alot. She's not some ultra wealthy celebrity. She's a popular vtuber.

[@amon582]

Met one once before, did this exact thing. They were insufferable, and extremely rude. They were at their part time job for more context.

[@dead-claudia]

@@amon58250% of content creators be like

[@verdatum]

Bao had nothing to worry about and yet she's here considering never speaking in public...Gurl...I can't even with you.

[@Strawberrypawzz8]

Fan fumblessss😂😂😂😂 luv how funny u r❤❤❤

[@NatureXwars]

The one instance that supports her claim of being shy, publicly anyway.

[@Xemphas]

2:20 That's what the JP Hololive girls have to do.

[@spacecats3236]

How can you have a voice changer irl

[@dead-claudia]

apparently marine just got straight up recommended to do exactly that by her manager bc her stream voice and irl voice are almost identical

[@jennih261]

and here i thought you creatd & trained this voice just for your character!

[@635574]

2:20 i rarely cringe laugh like this 😂😂

[@AdmiralKeramane]

So the lesson here is not to mention you recognized your fav VTuber. Or to mention it when they're wrapping up and thank them for their hard work and leave it be.

[@kaiserknuckle9261]

I mean fair you don't know how that person is going to be but running out of the building classic bao

[@biomedestroyer7908]

2:21 life could be a dream if only

[@capperbuns]

That ain't Bao The Whale that's Dumpling Yhe Cetacean!

[@severdonwan]

And then he asked Bao about the horse.

[@kolmo3182]

Don't turn the cameras off to get that good Broll of being chased

[@soundrogue4472]

Yeah distinct voices are easy to run across.

[@choujinzz7212]

I haven't even watched it but I already know it went bad. How could you Bao, they were just trying to be nice!

[@oshiso750]

Bao hve to have tripped with those cakes. can't blame her

[@idk_what_im_doing_please_]

i mean if you scream about this your not gonna pul of a clark kent disguise

[@tlpthx]

No problem, just do the Henya and never talk to anyone. Expert difficulty is doing the Ironmouse: Train to speak in a lower voice 😆

[@FireSiku]

Bao's voice in her ASMR videos almost makes you think they were recorded by someone else.

[@dylanobrien7603]

Perception check, NAT 20

[@sugoistalin7809]

"Without weirding everyone out" Sorry, its too late on that front.

[@jamescollins2068]

When have you ever been concerned about weirding people out?

[@Leo_Noved]

you do have a nice and unique sounding voice.

[@SinPrince06]

Chat let's not tell them or give it away of who I am 1 second later anime reaction to the right answer. Slow 👏 thank you bao

[@JDawg1]

If I speak I am in big trouble

[@user-lh7mt7zo7l]

[Heartwarming] Woman learns to not speak

[@Hellcat-46-j4x]

Love your new video keep it up your Amazing 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 your so adorable 🥰🥰🥰

[@comedordetraps7337]

Me when Bao the whale: "So you're the honored one? Sorry my queen i don't have werewolf blood running in my veins, sorry for being insufficient, I'm not worthy 😔"

[@SirPotat2398]

same oh god as the time she asked a png to breed her

[@akam9919]

Is it wierd that I prefer the chibi model?

[@AnimalGuy1]

LOL

[@kabalan20]

Bao you've been streaming IRL what do you mean your identity has been compromised

[@dylanrodriguez8872]

"Its my worst nightmare to be discovered by a fan" wow how mature of you you're worst nightmare is to be noticed by one of you're fans WOOOOW 💀

[@mcgaggles]

Is Bao from the West Coast? She has hella vocal fry

[@Kronklaby]

das funni

[@JMPT]

Nice 💙🩵

[@change4066]

Why would we have any reason why we'd definitely recognise your voice? When have you ever done anything that has burnt the sound of your voice into our minds through pure trauma. *looks at traumatised wolf men* Nah... Can't think why

[@damnu16]

Ha

[@smaragdwolf1]

would be a really nice memory to accidentally run into someone you only know from Videos and Streams. In case if its a VTuber, you say "wow, youre even cuter than your Avatar. Short and cute. Good." to make sure they remember you too^^

[@KevinKillNation]

ABORT! Lol.

[@jonathanharm5223]

Did the audio brake? I why don't I hear anything?

[@AyamiGameZ]

Why do people watch this?...