Bao's Height-Accurate model is ADORABLE

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[@malkallamx8009]

I scrolled past this at 2 am and half asleep and it was absolutely terrifying

[@williamfalls]

Why does this thing keep getting recommended at 2am?! I nearly punched my phone.

[@malkallamx8009]

@@williamfalls I literally just got it again too

[@hawkeye4038]

Half asleep videos hit differently... I hear you, and most of them turn into nightmare fuel.

[@malkallamx8009]

@@hawkeye4038 I’ve gotten Ben Wheele videos that I’ve woken up to. Now that is nightmare fuel

[@MaximeLafreniere433]

Watch out for your ankles, everyone, they are at bite-attack height.

[@ryanchong9965]

They always were.

[@spiritdetectivesteve4691]

Wear High tops. Boom.

[@blackmesa5465]

Thank god she doesn't have any teeth.

[@alphaomega7862]

They’ll just bite though them

[@Rabbotic]

It's a good exchange. She's at puntable height, perfectly balanced

[@SoccYT]

I'm more scared than thinking its adorable. War crime type SCP.

[@fiyahquacker2835]

Scp 053?

[@privatesectorsec]

She’s definitely Euclid class

[@solune7914]

@@privatesectorsec hold on fellow 05 we may need to reclassify as keter

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

@@solune7914 No! This is straight up Apolion class.

[@leavstreestick5641]

I already knew that this joke was about to happen

[@ver.Million0]

This new model does have real big “Started a fire in the Walmart” energy

[@themaverick1620]

I’m getting heavy Chibidokki vibes from this new model

[@fiyahquacker2835]

Makes sense given the head to body proportion is completely broken.

[@sakmadik69420]

this looks cuter....Chibi is an evil goblin under that skin.

[@lurkingllama8364]

@@sakmadik69420 Fits her though.

[@ashwolf2006]

Only missing is the eyes going all over the place

[@lurkingllama8364]

@ashwolf2006 best part of that model honestly. Fits her so well.

[@shadowslime3640]

This has got to be the cutest chibi vtuber model I've ever seen.

[@tobiasharnisch4155]

Made by BlueNamie who is a vtuber in that look herself!

[@shadowslime3640]

@@tobiasharnisch4155 nice

[@Kaltsukka]

@@tobiasharnisch4155 I is die, thank you forever.

[@brambleblaster]

Temmie Chang has my vote. She’s also just an adorable person in general, it’s unfair.

[@anthonyhero9605]

Shylily please come get your child, she's disturbing the peace again

[@MeitanteiZX]

That has got to be the most puntable face I ever seen.

[@mitchikatsuTsugikuni221]

The way her model moves reminds me of Little Big Planet if anyone even remembers that game

[@BoltFalco47]

holy shit yea youre right, i loved that game

[@matthewyeldig4608]

SAME!​@@BoltFalco47

[@theinvestingcouch6883]

Yes! That game was so good

[@gektoast4968]

THAT’S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

[@johnathangoldstein9991]

Everyone remembers that game except Sony

[@axion4204]

"you seem to misunderstand the power i have, i have a jar"

[@lordsorlaxy8828]

How can something so cursed and lewd, become the most wholesome and cute thing in the world, my neck is gonna snap from this amount of whiplash

[@blairbird8022]

Her effectively being a plushy checks out.

[@kuroexmachina]

jar size

[@fiyahquacker2835]

And the head acts as the lid.

[@AnonityHandle]

You what

[@cthomaspeasant3059]

Bao is fun-sized, 100% legitimate but adorable

[@Twister980]

Chibi-Bao: "YOU CAN'T THROW ME BACK!" Me, holding her head underwater: "WATCH ME."

[@victormanx]

so we now have a widdle smol whale nibbling on our ankles???? so adorableeeee

[@minatomink9555]

Oh god. Chibidoki has infected Bao. The apocalypse begins.

[@venombeetle7473]

the Chibi Baoberry is gonna be an absolutely atrocity against everything that every god, being and celestial soup made.

[@gr1zzly179]

Get ready to hear the most heinous shit come from something so cute

[@brokenk5hl131]

Dang it bao! I want my cutthroat trout! Give me my trout!

[@matthewpulama106]

Cute...but terrifying. I'd have to keep one eye open for Chibi-Bao.

[@lostconstruct1008]

Perfect mixture of cute and terrifying

[@theexist9006]

Imagine your a hot wolf man and this thing starts lunging at your face like a headcrab.

[@mmyr8ado.360]

Bao: 0:17 Chat: jar

[@lazy2335]

Idk why this scares me so much. The full black eyes. She’s like a funko pop for the black eyed children creepypasta

[@AiriMagePRISM]

0:08 damn near thought she was about to say “mister” and that I’d be forced to have the Touhou flashbacks all over again…

[@plarra]

Perfect for kicking over great distances

[@cassiosilva7185]

"doki doki" causes a cuteness critical attack

[@acubewitha2dhat]

this thing will go through your dog doors and ruin your couches

[@phil955]

Now I'm seeing me with this model holding on to my leg, frantically trying to shake it off... doesn't help I always imagine myself quite a bit taller than I actually am for some reason. XD

[@OneColdRepublican]

The nasally voice and/or lisp got me KEY STROKING 💢😭💢😭💢😭💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@MrDoomsdayBomb]

Stroking... hmmm... yes....

[@FutureAIDev2015]

She chose the absolute perfect eye color for that model

[@LoliLover36669]

Bao was already Funny as she is. I didn't think she'd manage to be Cute as well 😂😂😂

[@mechakraken]

She looks like she'd ask you if you had any games on your phone

[@tobiasharnisch4155]

She will corrupt that model!

[@wongsetsuna]

She already instantly corrupt it with the heart eyes lol

[@gamerboy7962]

Perfect! Bao is definitely YEET-able size!

[@heraut]

I don’t know why but the mouth movements makes me think of comedic puppets like kermit XD

[@KostisPlayz]

Does anyone else hear *"Loli God Requiem eng. cover"* at the back of their minds?

[@chaosfire321]

It's always kinda funny how many indie vtubers try to get loli stuff while tip toeing around it. Gremlin, bite-sized, munchkin, chibi, etc.

[@ebe112]

She is shaking like a chihuahua

[@TearDownGenesis]

This one is adorable.

[@taoiseachjager9643]

I imagine taking a bit would be like eating a soft shell crab. You just pop the whole thing in your mouth and chew

[@waterking74]

Their is a reason Bao’s small. All the height growth went into her butt

[@fiyahquacker2835]

This is where bao stores all her thrist energy.

[@thatoneguy6318]

they're going to put me in blue lock the way id punt this so far

[@comedordetraps7337]

Imagine a clueless person: "Oh, what a cute Vtuber model, surely she's really wholesome and funny" 😔 He doesn't know

[@RealMilester1]

She sounds like that one Toad in the Mario movie that says, "But we're adorable"

[@NobodyCallsMeGiorgio]

Brat sized Bao is freakin' adorable. Yet behind does eyes all I see is terror and destruction... 😊

[@thesonicenthusiast]

This is one of the cutest things I have ever seen!!!!

[@cybersamurai2049]

The new model is really adorable

[@collecter343]

So freakin bouncy, adorable

[@agnaswilliam8988]

this and Chibi Nyami, my heart can't take this much cuteness

[@kuuluna]

This is morbidly terrifying even with chibi style. And the fact it's bao made this even worse than it should

[@Starvaze]

She looks like Kobo's baby sister

[@magentalizard1250]

I lost gallons in mere seconds

[@ahistoric_gamer9716]

She looks like a character out of Octonauts 🤣

[@rhaven090]

Just needs googly eyes to have two chibidoki's

[@tylerbartlett28]

Looks like bao and chibidoki did the fusion dance

[@FeatherWait]

She's more of a SackBao from LittleBigPlanet than Chibi Bao.

[@xrosslegends1279]

I guess this was inevitable after the Loli God Requiem cover. XD

[@blastshooter8791]

Looks like Baos Daughter took over the stream 🤣

[@HailHydra27]

Gotta throw her back, it's illegal to keep undersized fish

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Chibao appears

[@AFKplayer-c9p]

Chibi bao is adorable

[@notdemomantf2294]

cuteness aggresion 100

[@HunterKnight109]

With that size she now has a great personality! 😆🎉

[@oshiso750]

Certified Chibi moments, the unbearable smugess

[@Hurtle885hu8bu]

Not the Bao I was fishing for. _However_

[@Zach-vx4qr]

The Bao worth catching

[@justinroux1610]

Its so puntable should have a redeem like juniper

[@sgtdebones]

Bao is competing with Ironmouse at this point

[@Leon0Gamer7]

It's a Baby Whale💙💙💙

[@tor7154]

Somewhy the model reminds me Lilo and stitch vibe.

[@TheGstaeta]

Gives me lilo and stitch vibes 😂

[@Tyranzor64]

GET THE JAR!!

[@IsaacFoster..]

Stand up.

[@skidooqt]

I wonder how Portal went.

[@gamerboy7962]

Bao is more gremlin now? Makes sense

[@akamemisaki8971]

Nlg this model scared the shit outta me

[@house422]

Imagine seeing this thing smiling at you at the foot of your bed at 3 a.m., nightmare fuel.😰

[@mrKozmoz]

This is too fucking adorable, going to get diabeetus

[@friendlyhobo6483]

This is terrifying.

[@nickydong8063]

Why is it so smiley

[@Dreeedger]

Smash

[@Rytonic69]

I don’t know why, but its mouth scares me.

[@drakyln7808]

Nyaamie made this definitely

[@wanderlust1282]

Looking kawaii, still yabai.

[@ultraguy14]

First ripping off shylily now ripping off chibidoki. She can't keep getting away with this!

[@cardswarzreov2115]

Uohhhhhhhhh! 😭😭😭

[@JohnSmith-xq1pz]

Oh my goodness that's adorable! 😍

[@sagebaca2013]

ooooo Baby Bao 💙

[@edicor1]

This model reminds me of BlueNamie. Basically the same model.

[@okami_ez]

her expressions reminds me of a baluga

[@shadowyabstract4447]

verry cute!

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

Ngl, I've no reason to fear for my ankles because it is canonically known that whales don't have teeth but baleen which are like filters that keep out other stuff so only krill goes into the mouth. Also, notice that Chibi Bao got no teeth at all unlike her other models so our knees & ankles are all safe.... *for now.*

[@closotezuka]

still would

[@loopiloop]

Matches Crayon Camila

[@ChampionR-vn1ib]

IT'S FUCKING ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@PhilTruthborne]

Holy shit she's actually do cute 🥺🥺

[@friedtofu9115]

Oh gooood. My diabeeeetuss

[@darkvantage2019]

Ok but does it fit in a jar? For research purposes.

[@metra4346]

New model reminds me of a quagsire.