Dumbest Criminal Videos of the Decade

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@Picobits
@Picobits 3 ай бұрын
The second hand embarrassment from these videos is crazy
@luxeartro5060
@luxeartro5060 3 ай бұрын
This reply will get 0 likes, or will be the least liked reply, and 8 billion people don’t care, thank you
@DavidBonelo
@DavidBonelo 3 ай бұрын
Finally I found a decent translation for "vergüenza ajena" in spanish, thanks
@Baldursgate3playthrough
@Baldursgate3playthrough 3 ай бұрын
Yup, i have no idea how people can behave like this
@comedordetraps7337
@comedordetraps7337 3 ай бұрын
Nah bro, we only use zoomer language here, it's "Cringe" 🤓
@DravenGal
@DravenGal 3 ай бұрын
And the satisfaction is immense too! Watching this makes everyone feel smarter! Well except some politicians, maybe!😂
@ObesityCity
@ObesityCity 3 ай бұрын
0:20 this whole scene felt straight outta a cartoon - peers inside - starts covering face before he leaves view - comes back with face covered - throws rock - runs away and trips - trips again 💀
@garycarpenter2932
@garycarpenter2932 3 ай бұрын
maybe he should have purchased professor calvnin q. calculus' portable hole. would have given him a place to go.
@MrE_
@MrE_ 3 ай бұрын
And with that unique look to him too
@WhiteBoogeyman
@WhiteBoogeyman 3 ай бұрын
What's he hiding in his pants
@4862cjc
@4862cjc 3 ай бұрын
02:30. Well, I am convinced he is a UPS auditor!
@NelmacCity
@NelmacCity 3 ай бұрын
The older I get the more I realize all those ridiculous tv/cartoon tropes are all based on real human interactions
@creepkilla007
@creepkilla007 3 ай бұрын
3:05 the way he just hangs in the bin in full defeat is so funny
@ITFNBiteBayKon
@ITFNBiteBayKon 3 ай бұрын
I had to pause to laugh at that one, it was great.
@em0_tion
@em0_tion 3 ай бұрын
@@ITFNBiteBayKon RIGHT where he belongs! 🤣😂
@megalodonsniperelite
@megalodonsniperelite 3 ай бұрын
Honestly he had a great plan if the cops didn’t show up I honestly feel bad for him but like damn poor dude just wanted to rob a bank and then had a good plan only for police to literally wait outside for him to leave said vent and then give em the arrest of shame.
@Iemonkkwastaken
@Iemonkkwastaken 3 ай бұрын
@@megalodonsniperelite "poor dude just wanted to commit a felony" do you know what you're saying right now?
@PhysicalEngineering
@PhysicalEngineering 3 ай бұрын
BRO GOT BINNED LOOOLL
@vegetarian.vulture
@vegetarian.vulture 3 ай бұрын
5:51 there's a bigger dog being heard inside, but the timing of tiny Maltese chasing them out is comical😄
@AnonymousTranquility
@AnonymousTranquility 3 ай бұрын
They’re good dogs by the end of the day
@SlippyLegJones
@SlippyLegJones 3 ай бұрын
Also, if there's a dog making noise to wake people up that might not be a part of their plan.
@grondhero
@grondhero 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, you can hear the other dog even when the Maltese is outside. Still hilarious. 🤣
@Perry_dAccard
@Perry_dAccard 3 ай бұрын
The big dog might be the brain, while the Maltese is the muscle😂
@emreeren13
@emreeren13 3 ай бұрын
Or it's just the Maltese and the noise of the bigger dog comes from "something" else? 🤯🤯🤯
@steve8t2
@steve8t2 3 ай бұрын
Doing an escape room after you've escaped from prison is S tier comedy.
@smeezekitty
@smeezekitty 3 ай бұрын
You can't say she doesn't have experience
@Joe__Smith
@Joe__Smith 3 ай бұрын
Even Beavis and Butthead wouldn't do something like that...
@bubblegum03
@bubblegum03 3 ай бұрын
She discovered her passion
@singenstattatmen5096
@singenstattatmen5096 3 ай бұрын
Feels like she definitely wanted to do that to "celebrate her accomplishment" and feel really clever. Might have felt less clever with the cuffs on after.
@mikatu
@mikatu 2 ай бұрын
no mate, she assumed to escape for good she needed to enter that room.
@UnnamedGreenDemon
@UnnamedGreenDemon 3 ай бұрын
0:49 they robbed bro of his self-esteem
@UnnamedGreenDemon
@UnnamedGreenDemon 3 ай бұрын
@Channel-sld-q9s what the fuck? Is this a bot?
@iluvk4m
@iluvk4m 3 ай бұрын
@@UnnamedGreenDemon yeah, don't interact with the bots, they feed off of attention
@LonePanzer
@LonePanzer 3 ай бұрын
@@UnnamedGreenDemon Yeah it's a bot, dont reply to it
@knowwhatimeme
@knowwhatimeme 3 ай бұрын
That's Cambodian and Vietnamese women for ya
@ariffiqbal168
@ariffiqbal168 3 ай бұрын
@@UnnamedGreenDemon yeah it is, Ignore and report
@D-One
@D-One 3 ай бұрын
2nd guy has to be insane...... fails to hide face, fails to break window then falls over while running... How did he survive until adulthood without accidentally dying??
@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469
@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 3 ай бұрын
Obelix there threw the smallest menhir evah.
@JojoK9226
@JojoK9226 3 ай бұрын
Made me think of a Benny Hill sketch!
@evilellis
@evilellis 3 ай бұрын
just look at the guy, 100% alcoholic
@MrRedrick94
@MrRedrick94 3 ай бұрын
You're asking this while this guy is morbid obese. I am more interested in the answer of the following question: how do fat people not get depressed by their ugly shape and the pain in their joints, muscles etc.
@KokkiePiet
@KokkiePiet 3 ай бұрын
Smart People seldom aspire to crime.
@Milesco
@Milesco 3 ай бұрын
Burglar: "This is a burglary!" Forklift operator: "No, this is a holdup!"
@bunddles
@bunddles 2 ай бұрын
air jail!
@chipperdrewski
@chipperdrewski 2 ай бұрын
Underrated comment 😂
@blazingwreckage
@blazingwreckage 3 ай бұрын
The "UPS auditor" guy is sending me. Imagine a perfectly legitimate employee of a perfectly legitimate company comes to your door, and, as part of their perfectly legitimate explanation of their perfectly legitimate reason for being there, throws in a casual "I swear to God" 💀💀💀 In what universe
@TheGoldenDunsparce
@TheGoldenDunsparce 3 ай бұрын
And "look it up!"
@MrE_
@MrE_ 3 ай бұрын
Oh you swear to God? Understandable, have a nice day
@kobisjeruk
@kobisjeruk 3 ай бұрын
I had to stop watching because that was too cringy. It wouldnt been better for the dude to just start running.
@roll3886
@roll3886 3 ай бұрын
And his reply was a whole heap of mumbled nonsense "well i uh ups im neighbors checking in the area im ups im checking i swear to god" what did he even say lol
@DaKingKayden
@DaKingKayden 3 ай бұрын
you serious? that's a totally real ups guy. stupid
@jonesclone
@jonesclone 3 ай бұрын
The first guy was nice enough to leave his info
@alreadynowhere
@alreadynowhere 3 ай бұрын
That's so kind of him
@fancyhotdog2656
@fancyhotdog2656 3 ай бұрын
had to leave their signature so nobody steals their credit
@alwaysflushinpublic
@alwaysflushinpublic 3 ай бұрын
Anyone see the dine and ditch lady Sept'24? She left her purse/ID at the table and returned to the restaurant to get it.
@missmadness564
@missmadness564 3 ай бұрын
7:00 If your kid tries to be a porch pirate you need to raise them to be better
@BlissfullWulf
@BlissfullWulf 3 ай бұрын
Problem is is that you have those parents that use their kids to steal for them.
@masx4468
@masx4468 3 ай бұрын
Parents are ashamed that he failed. Don't get caught, son!
@CreepyMemes
@CreepyMemes 3 ай бұрын
kids mimic what they see in their household
@bubadeggs
@bubadeggs 3 ай бұрын
He was just joking
@cossoccocsoc
@cossoccocsoc 3 ай бұрын
Or online.... ​@@CreepyMemes
@Predman1227
@Predman1227 3 ай бұрын
I love the part where the Bank robber falls into a recycle bin and just instantly gives up when he realizes there's no escape. Had me in stitches XD
@postmodernmining
@postmodernmining 3 ай бұрын
He got immediately recycled.
@jaxonhumphreys671
@jaxonhumphreys671 3 ай бұрын
He just looked so defeated lol
@VulpesInculta-h2b
@VulpesInculta-h2b 2 ай бұрын
that was pretty epic ngl
@iluvk4m
@iluvk4m 3 ай бұрын
imagine doing a hit and run and leaving your license plate behind, might as well give the cops a business card.😭
@loki2240
@loki2240 3 ай бұрын
It's not like they planned it. They hit someone accidentally, panicked, and left (maybe intoxicated).
@paintbalzmaster
@paintbalzmaster 3 ай бұрын
if it's reported "stolen" you are good to go.
@slappy8941
@slappy8941 3 ай бұрын
It's "as well", Einstein. 😂😂😂
@johnjeffreys6440
@johnjeffreys6440 3 ай бұрын
The title should be the funniest criminals of all time.
@ThesecretgamerYT
@ThesecretgamerYT 3 ай бұрын
LMFAO
@skeptical4936
@skeptical4936 3 ай бұрын
0:50 Bro was so embarrassed that his robbery attempt didn't work out the way he intended, he just walked out the building like nothing happened 😆
@smugcat2521
@smugcat2521 3 ай бұрын
His self esteem was never the same after that
@DontReadMyPfp21
@DontReadMyPfp21 3 ай бұрын
Yea
@wombat4191
@wombat4191 3 ай бұрын
That's what happens when you try to threaten people with a purse
@Starannify
@Starannify 3 ай бұрын
Someone probably already made this joke, but...that's a nat 1 intimidation! Ha!
@2x2x2x2-2
@2x2x2x2-2 3 ай бұрын
7:06 "I was just joking" Most obvious package thief ever..
@NikolaiWowe
@NikolaiWowe 3 ай бұрын
That was so funny
@Batmann_
@Batmann_ 3 ай бұрын
This reminds me of a typical YT commenter when you call them out for saying something blatantly wrong/dumb. "I was just joking!" uh huh, sure.
@MediCali951
@MediCali951 3 ай бұрын
⁠@@Batmann_this comment was blatantly wrong/dumb
@thudthud5423
@thudthud5423 3 ай бұрын
Judge (in juvenile court): "Well, I think you should be sent back to your parent(s). No harm done....I WAS JUST JOKING!"
@Batmann_
@Batmann_ 3 ай бұрын
@@MediCali951 I was just being sarcastic
@GruppeSechs
@GruppeSechs 3 ай бұрын
An escaped convict going to an ESCAPE ROOM is priceless.
@valenz1234
@valenz1234 3 ай бұрын
Getting more practice for next time.
@ayyq3174
@ayyq3174 2 ай бұрын
Fr that's what I thought​@@valenz1234
@theobamaprism
@theobamaprism 2 ай бұрын
ayyy, she got the experience tho
@mattiismouse1086
@mattiismouse1086 2 ай бұрын
"naw, I'd win"
@0ella.
@0ella. 3 ай бұрын
With all the daily dose I’m watching I’m slowly overdosing
@m3lloPanda
@m3lloPanda 3 ай бұрын
Please shut the hell up
@KingLyrizzz
@KingLyrizzz 3 ай бұрын
@Channel-sld-q9sjust put the fries in the bag
@Occupyyourmind-o7x
@Occupyyourmind-o7x 3 ай бұрын
@Laradoxx
@Laradoxx 3 ай бұрын
Yes lol 😂
@kimhungnguyen8001
@kimhungnguyen8001 3 ай бұрын
Overdose on the Internet
@23paingel
@23paingel 3 ай бұрын
The ones where they get caught, freeze up for like 5 seconds, then go "It was a prank" actually physically hurt to watch
@JackDespero
@JackDespero 3 ай бұрын
The video 0:49 will never not be funny to me. You see the ladies laughing, the man behind the desk going to answer the phone, then the robber gets in, all violent, and they look more annoyed than scared, and the guy behind the desk actually answers the phone! At first you think "Oh, he is going to call the police!" but then "Hello?" Peak cinema. If this happened in a film, nobody would have believed it.
@xendordawnburst9969
@xendordawnburst9969 3 ай бұрын
I think we as a society have just seen the hand-in-the-bag trick too many times to take it seriously! Which makes it all the scarier when it turns out to be real!
@DrawinskyMoon
@DrawinskyMoon 3 ай бұрын
That’s because they are just as broke as the thief. They have no money.
@hulong0205
@hulong0205 3 ай бұрын
language barrier
@LincolnDWard
@LincolnDWard 3 ай бұрын
@@hulong0205 ??? The "robber" and the guy on the phone were both speaking English
@physicsonly
@physicsonly 3 ай бұрын
CALL 911! I'M 911! NO, YOU'RE NOT! 7:59 Gets me everytime.
@justasnail885
@justasnail885 2 ай бұрын
If you listen closely at the end you can hear the cop let out an exasperated "Just.. STOP" 😂
@Matt-uf6xn
@Matt-uf6xn Ай бұрын
Best part of the video
@purpleplasma4824
@purpleplasma4824 3 ай бұрын
Imagine thinking you're loved just to get arrested by a teddybear with eyelashes and a bow. 8:40
@nouvel0001
@nouvel0001 3 ай бұрын
😂
@ronaldjames8615
@ronaldjames8615 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, that case needs some context
@typryor2227
@typryor2227 3 ай бұрын
At least someone wanted them
@lawlessfarming9878
@lawlessfarming9878 3 ай бұрын
lol black at it again
@daiganmonceaux7347
@daiganmonceaux7347 3 ай бұрын
​@@ronaldjames8615I believe she was a pretty big druglord in some South American country
@ssifr3331
@ssifr3331 3 ай бұрын
"Call 911" "I'm 911" "No, You're not" This is like a scooby doo script LMAO
@munkeefinkelbeen5395
@munkeefinkelbeen5395 3 ай бұрын
More like Monty Python 😁
@tigerman1978
@tigerman1978 2 ай бұрын
@@munkeefinkelbeen5395 or sovcits calling 911 because they are being told theill get arrested if they dont produce some ID...
@jmz2144
@jmz2144 3 ай бұрын
8:40 dressing up as a teddy bear to trick a suspect is crazy work 😂
@joesmith1574
@joesmith1574 3 ай бұрын
The only fury I can appreciate.
@AxolotlQueen
@AxolotlQueen 3 ай бұрын
Feels like a Brooklyn 99 episode
@OGPluetsch
@OGPluetsch 3 ай бұрын
The irony of escaping jail, only to be caught in an escape room is hilarious
@mishka1138
@mishka1138 3 ай бұрын
Going to an escape room right after a prison escape is crazy
@gangster_alpaca
@gangster_alpaca 3 ай бұрын
Level 2
@mishka1138
@mishka1138 3 ай бұрын
@@gangster_alpaca lol
@jayholland6023
@jayholland6023 3 ай бұрын
gotta practice _just in case_
@dustin3596
@dustin3596 3 ай бұрын
they probably thought she had good experience
@blakearius
@blakearius 3 ай бұрын
I tried to find an article but it is impossible to search for. You just find prison break themed escape rooms.
@GrantM454
@GrantM454 3 ай бұрын
The guy who dropped into the trashcan just accepted defeat lmao
@mikek0135
@mikek0135 3 ай бұрын
Can't even really be mad at him. 😄
@Willpower-74205
@Willpower-74205 3 ай бұрын
A very fitting end for a criminal career, IMHO! Demoralized criminals are defeated criminals. 😆👍
@forcecalibration924
@forcecalibration924 12 күн бұрын
😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️
@phantomsrage6523
@phantomsrage6523 3 ай бұрын
5:49 they running from the tinniest dog possible lmfao
@CyberRani
@CyberRani 3 ай бұрын
the dog bite
@drmwpn
@drmwpn 3 ай бұрын
Surely not a higher Sn content than Rin-Tin-Tin himself, though?
@stemwaffle
@stemwaffle 3 ай бұрын
As someone who works in an Escape Room, it is easily the WORST place to go if you are on the run.
@HeisenbergFam
@HeisenbergFam 3 ай бұрын
"we got this man's license plate, now what" Peak passive aggressive mode ever
@rl_danny
@rl_danny 3 ай бұрын
@Channel-sld-q9s What a horrible bot
@CheeseMiser
@CheeseMiser 3 ай бұрын
It's a stolen car
@sparrow56able
@sparrow56able 3 ай бұрын
How so?
@Safeara397
@Safeara397 3 ай бұрын
pretty sure 8:20 was you, walt
@PhilieBlunt666
@PhilieBlunt666 3 ай бұрын
You could almost hear "you are so dumb! Hide ur kids hide ur wife...."
@LightningEthan
@LightningEthan 3 ай бұрын
0:30 the way that dude is built is concerning
@grondhero
@grondhero 3 ай бұрын
He may have been hiding a bag in there. If not, probably a tumor.
@Thatguy-of5re
@Thatguy-of5re 3 ай бұрын
Dude was built like Weeaboo Jones from that Filthy Frank sketch.
@yeetboiwhatyesplease2095
@yeetboiwhatyesplease2095 3 ай бұрын
Bro looks like Bluto from Popeye
@nicholasnewlin7919
@nicholasnewlin7919 3 ай бұрын
Straight up looks like that one dwarf from the hobbit.
@Bitume5
@Bitume5 3 ай бұрын
​​@@nicholasnewlin7919don't you go and insult Bombur like that 😭😭😭
@Pibioribi
@Pibioribi 3 ай бұрын
4:26 this must be the stupidest thing I've seen in a while, 1st they walk right in front of the camera where it's obviously possible to see their faces, 2nd one of the boys stands in front of the camera basically facing it covering nothing but the package +3rd while they say "go. do it" and the other boy peeks around the corner making his face visible too. And 4th they take the package and all run away at the same time making it completely useless to "block" 1/4 of the cameras view... How can people be so stupid sometimes, even neanderthals could probably do better than this
@grondhero
@grondhero 3 ай бұрын
They look like teenagers and teenagers don't always think. I hope the cops got them and showed them how stupid they were. 🤣
@ethansadie9185
@ethansadie9185 3 ай бұрын
It’s game logic that if a camera doesn’t directly see a crime nothing happens. Too bad this is real life.
@DeadWaits
@DeadWaits 3 ай бұрын
Those cameras have a deceptively wide angle of capture. I bet he thought it was covered by just his chest or something.
@vidahy9636
@vidahy9636 3 ай бұрын
why would Neanderthal be any less intelligent than you and I, they are humans like us
@MegaFregel
@MegaFregel 3 ай бұрын
@@DeadWaitsthis is the very obvious answer. Some people think there’s a screen like taking a selfie and he can see what we can see or what? I bet if viewed from a different angle we would see him stand real close to the camera and everyone would assume that he covered the whole scene.
@debrakleid5752
@debrakleid5752 3 ай бұрын
When I was a paramedic we had a 2 car accident where they must have been driving around 5-10 miles per hour. There was no damage and it happened in a parking lot. Police told me that the driver that was “hit” told the other driver that if he gave him $100 he wouldn’t go after him for “damages”. The guy said “no” and so the scam artist wanted us to take him to the ER with pain all over his body. He had head pain, chest pain, neck pain, back pain, abdominal pain, hell when I asked about fingers and toes he said yes. Since he had so much trauma we strapped him down onto the backboard so he couldn’t move even a millimeter. Told the nurse at the hospital what happened and about his little scam he tried to do and said he would stay on the board for a while. They were busy. Hate scammers
@katanaman444
@katanaman444 2 ай бұрын
God I hope this story is true, lol
@xxmurtagh7xx
@xxmurtagh7xx 3 ай бұрын
Honestly though, the mobile home guy. Absolute fucking miracle he made that turn without flipping the entire trailer. Must have been quite the beast of a truck.
@gr8dvd
@gr8dvd 3 ай бұрын
Guy’s just a wannabe reality TV ‘star’… "Bestest Trailer Trash"
@dragoncubes1074
@dragoncubes1074 3 ай бұрын
@@gr8dvd Best trailing trash.
@YTStoleMyUsername
@YTStoleMyUsername 3 ай бұрын
That's gotta be one of the craziest police chases ever
@SnowAnayathatweirdgirl
@SnowAnayathatweirdgirl 3 ай бұрын
"Call 911!" "I am 911!!!" "No you're not!" I couldn't breathe for a good 10 seconds laughing 🤣🤣
@riddik79
@riddik79 3 ай бұрын
thank god I wasn't drinking soda when I watched that part 😆🤣
@Baldursgate3playthrough
@Baldursgate3playthrough 3 ай бұрын
We can agree on this specific statement
@indecutink
@indecutink 3 ай бұрын
Caught me way off guard 😂😂😂😂😂
@skydiverclassc2031
@skydiverclassc2031 3 ай бұрын
"Yes I am!" "No you're not times 100!"
@Demanteq
@Demanteq 3 ай бұрын
7:59
@jacobpugpoirier3350
@jacobpugpoirier3350 3 ай бұрын
3:05 The way he falls into the trashcan and just keep his arms out like that is so funny.
@grondhero
@grondhero 3 ай бұрын
Just the trash taking itself out. 😆
@jacobpugpoirier3350
@jacobpugpoirier3350 3 ай бұрын
@@grondhero 😭
@dannyarcher6370
@dannyarcher6370 3 ай бұрын
The resignation to his fate is what makes it.
@redrox3312
@redrox3312 3 ай бұрын
And he clearly didn’t plan that which makes it funnier 😂
@komali2
@komali2 3 ай бұрын
It's funny but these days you couldn't make me give a shit about a bank getting robbed man those mofos robbed me blind too many times
@wendyjaa
@wendyjaa 3 ай бұрын
Imagine not only getting busted by the cops, but getting busted after falling into a trash can 🤣
@Peepimus
@Peepimus 3 ай бұрын
8:02 - “nO, yOu’Re NoT.!.!” 💀
@TheChangeling13
@TheChangeling13 3 ай бұрын
This one got me too XD
@nick.100
@nick.100 3 ай бұрын
8:45 getting walked out by the bear is crazy 😂
@ArrowMaster_
@ArrowMaster_ 3 ай бұрын
5:58 "Big scary dog"😂💀
@Aviator404YT
@Aviator404YT 2 ай бұрын
Smol scary dawg
@Wannabearborist
@Wannabearborist 3 ай бұрын
6:39 the only thing I can think about is all the cops now says “license and registration please” like the seagulls in finding nemo 😂😂😂
@friencheetah
@friencheetah 3 ай бұрын
Huh?
@Wannabearborist
@Wannabearborist 3 ай бұрын
@@friencheetah all those cops around that car… I am just thinking about that scene in the movie finding nemo where all the seagulls are yelling mine-mine-mine-mine but then because I thought of that I imagined all the cops doing the same but all of them saying “license and registration please”
@Gaming1Doge
@Gaming1Doge 3 ай бұрын
0:40 to be fair, you wouldn't expect someone robbing what looks to be a nail salon to be able to afford a weapon
@declipse-j5v
@declipse-j5v 3 ай бұрын
im pretty sure thats actually what they were thinking lol
@myfavoriteplanet3247
@myfavoriteplanet3247 3 ай бұрын
It was like a . Scene from Trailer Park Boys.
@rhysplaysvirtual
@rhysplaysvirtual 3 ай бұрын
Idk, have you seen the prices in those places? $60 for some fake nails, and that's the cheapest around here! And there are always customers.
@CrashFan03
@CrashFan03 3 ай бұрын
why a nail salon of all places?
@Elvyne
@Elvyne 3 ай бұрын
​@@rhysplaysvirtual It's well-known, they'd rather pay for their superficiality than food..
@OriginalCookedBread
@OriginalCookedBread 3 ай бұрын
The way he’s say “We got this man’s license, now what?” Has always been so funny to me.
@CheeseMiser
@CheeseMiser 3 ай бұрын
It's most likely a stolen car, so the license plate isn't gonna matter
@-xirx-
@-xirx- 3 ай бұрын
​@@CheeseMiser Same with 7:28
@derpboi42
@derpboi42 3 ай бұрын
0:21 dude has the craziest beer belly 💀
@derpboi42
@derpboi42 3 ай бұрын
@Channel-sld-q9s wow, a wild failure and disgrace to everyone they know! (Report them)
@derpboi42
@derpboi42 3 ай бұрын
@Channel-sld-q9s it’s reportin time
@joeking3181
@joeking3181 3 ай бұрын
I was about to say, dude’s body shape is honestly more recognizable than his face. It would be like recognizing Kim K by her ass in a perp lineup.
@charlieblood4581
@charlieblood4581 3 ай бұрын
@@derpboi42 I seen this exact bot on multiple channels and he is posting that stuff for almost 2 days YT mods are sleeping for real
@chasef89
@chasef89 3 ай бұрын
That's not a beer belly, he just shoplifted a couple of turkeys.
@Sam-r4g
@Sam-r4g 2 ай бұрын
“Call 911 !!” “I AM 911 !” “NO YOUR NOT!!” 😂got me flying 😂
@SnackTimeWithYogurt
@SnackTimeWithYogurt 3 ай бұрын
7:52 the way they come out of the van at the exact same time 👌
@Amuzic_Earth
@Amuzic_Earth 3 ай бұрын
Criminals anger me just as equally as stupidity of people, but when these two traits combine, it's a surefire formula for pure joy.
@Cheeze251
@Cheeze251 2 ай бұрын
Nearly all criminals are stupid. For most of them they would not be criminals if they were not stupid.
@mo-s-
@mo-s- Ай бұрын
Stupid people only anger me when they have power
@josephdavis4956
@josephdavis4956 3 ай бұрын
Silly goose, you steal a chainsaw by putting a chain on it and starting it. I guarantee no one stops you.
@HostileTakeover555
@HostileTakeover555 3 ай бұрын
True 😂
@yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382
@yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382 3 ай бұрын
I don't think they have gas in them
@josephdavis4956
@josephdavis4956 3 ай бұрын
@@yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382 the process of starting it would involve putting gas in it. Was I meant to list everything to do? Take it off the shelf, look around, unscrew the cap...no, just let the joke be bro
3 ай бұрын
​@@josephdavis4956You're dealing with Redditors here, just be thankful they didn't stick their dick in it.
@zandrew8648
@zandrew8648 3 ай бұрын
@@josephdavis4956 right, and no one would stop you before you finish doing all of that apparently.
@miraalzarouni1122
@miraalzarouni1122 Ай бұрын
3:05 the criminal think that it a good idea to jump in a trash bin 💀
@highcommander2007
@highcommander2007 3 ай бұрын
2:30 might be the worst liar i have ever heard of
@highcommander2007
@highcommander2007 3 ай бұрын
7:10 2nd worst liar i have ever seen lol
@Geronimo1985
@Geronimo1985 3 ай бұрын
He’s an auditor for UPS. Look it up.
@highcommander2007
@highcommander2007 3 ай бұрын
@@Geronimo1985 lol
@Baldursgate3playthrough
@Baldursgate3playthrough 3 ай бұрын
Very true
@CuriosityQueue
@CuriosityQueue 3 ай бұрын
But he DID swear to God. He MUST be telling the truth. 😂
@Raccoon-j7m
@Raccoon-j7m 3 ай бұрын
4:10 did she want to relive the experience?
@clayrages2423
@clayrages2423 3 ай бұрын
Lol
@Zaeka
@Zaeka 3 ай бұрын
I’m giving that escape room 1 star review , snitches
@alwaysflushinpublic
@alwaysflushinpublic 3 ай бұрын
"Let me show y'all how I did it" Guess Canada should build prisons more like a Jeopardy game and less like Kingston's Pen.
@trudystallings6797
@trudystallings6797 3 ай бұрын
Imagine being on a list of the dumbest criminals of the decade 😂
@LT1
@LT1 3 ай бұрын
No way he had a gun.
@TheEvilRayquaza
@TheEvilRayquaza 3 ай бұрын
Every package thief in existence
3 ай бұрын
Sam Friedman just got on the Fortune 500 list for being a top Democrat donor instead.
@justchiling22
@justchiling22 3 ай бұрын
The police bear being one of the officers to bring the suspect to the police vehicle was the cherry on top 😂
@MuchDrOrange
@MuchDrOrange 3 ай бұрын
3:00 bro fell into a scooby doo trap💀
@minignlat
@minignlat 3 ай бұрын
Lmao
@Driftuner
@Driftuner 3 ай бұрын
"call 911!" "i am 911!" "No youre not!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOL 7:59
@Baldursgate3playthrough
@Baldursgate3playthrough 3 ай бұрын
Yeah that one is slightly hillarious
@shawnmichaels568
@shawnmichaels568 3 ай бұрын
4:59 Their sudden reaction as soon as the guy said "Get away from the door." was hilarious. 😂
@igorkapusciarek1244
@igorkapusciarek1244 3 ай бұрын
The slight "kurwa" from one of those robbers... As a guy from Poland, I feel ashamed of them
@Terikayy
@Terikayy 3 ай бұрын
@@igorkapusciarek1244 i was no sure at first, but yes definitely there was "kurwa" :(
@novy1198
@novy1198 3 ай бұрын
I could understand Poles stealing in Poland, but in US where their salary is like 5 times higher?
@Gall-Anonim
@Gall-Anonim 3 ай бұрын
@@novy1198 choose one, or perhaps both: - greed - laziness
@adamb89
@adamb89 3 ай бұрын
Those guys were pros, I recognize the style. High vis vest, broad daylight, going into homes you know are vacant. They haven't caught up to modern times however. Doorbell cameras are everywhere. Even if you see it and disable it, it's got you on camera coming up to disable it. If your face isn't captured, the owner still gets an alert and can watch the video of a masked person disabling their camera, and can then call the police. Doorbell camera = either don't bother, or blitz the place. Because you've only got about 5 minutes for a burglary call where the owner isn't home and no one is in immediate danger.
@gsxr419
@gsxr419 3 ай бұрын
I genuinely despise the criminal mindset.
@ChaosBlitzBeta
@ChaosBlitzBeta 3 ай бұрын
The bike outside of the cop station one always gets me laughing.
@ClownCh0co
@ClownCh0co 3 ай бұрын
hi
@SacredDaturaa
@SacredDaturaa 3 ай бұрын
The window even SAYS "police"! like cmon broooo 😆
@damoon4739
@damoon4739 3 ай бұрын
3:04 The fact that he fell right in to that recycling bin, like it was a trap set up by the cops 😂
@PABadger13
@PABadger13 3 ай бұрын
No, I think he put it there to gain access to the bank - he had to get to that vent somehow. Which probably worked pretty well, when he's carefully balancing on it, but when he drops his whole weight straight down on the center of the lid from the height of a couple of feet - ouch.
@GuardianTiger
@GuardianTiger 3 ай бұрын
​@@PABadger13Oh yeah true
@The_pidey
@The_pidey 3 ай бұрын
8:47 Bro got the police forklift certification
@possumorb3770
@possumorb3770 2 ай бұрын
See, this is why being Forklift Certified is a good thing
@Dark_Slayer3000
@Dark_Slayer3000 3 ай бұрын
Last clip is why you don't mess with Forklift certified people 💀
@HumbleAshe
@HumbleAshe 3 ай бұрын
1:42 Breaking into a car when someone is *already* inside and waiting is pretty stupid and hilarious to me. I’m just picturing the lady having a silly smug time just waiting for the guy to open the door.
@Kronosdoesshit
@Kronosdoesshit 3 ай бұрын
She may have had tinted windows,but yeah.Still dumb
@RamosACT
@RamosACT 3 ай бұрын
Not really stupid since the windows were probably tinted and couldn’t see
@shaquilleoatmeal7389
@shaquilleoatmeal7389 3 ай бұрын
@@RamosACT still stupid lmao
@aliasyghost
@aliasyghost 3 ай бұрын
@@RamosACTI think the person who’s waiting is stupid, why I let someone to break the lock or scratch the car while I’m watching!!??
@PeterRobotMusic
@PeterRobotMusic 2 ай бұрын
"Excuse you?"
@TheRedEngineer
@TheRedEngineer 3 ай бұрын
3:57 when you finish playing the main story and start doing *side quests* 😎
@bruk5827
@bruk5827 3 ай бұрын
real, nice to see you btw
@TheRedEngineer
@TheRedEngineer 3 ай бұрын
@@bruk5827 💪🏻❤️
@RaimaNd
@RaimaNd 3 ай бұрын
7:20 NEVER tell anyone that you've a dashcam. Just go with it. And tell the police officer that you've one but do it in a way the other person does not notice it.
@L4JP
@L4JP 3 ай бұрын
Perhaps that was the only way to get them to go away so the person with the dashcam could continue their journey.
@AVI.D
@AVI.D 3 ай бұрын
Why would you seek out trouble like that?
@shorty7363
@shorty7363 3 ай бұрын
These were hilarious, but the best ones were the truck sprinkler, the forklift driver, and the BIG, scary dog!😂😂😂
@Batyalas
@Batyalas 3 ай бұрын
5:55 you got me with the "big scary dog* 😂
@Baldursgate3playthrough
@Baldursgate3playthrough 3 ай бұрын
For a second i thought it would be a big dog.. but then it would not be dumbest crimials i guess
@xareliya166
@xareliya166 3 ай бұрын
Honestly I gotta admire the guy who snuck out of the police van and held his finger to his lips and ssh’d the traffic twice. Mad commitment to the bit.
@Picobits
@Picobits 3 ай бұрын
"I was just joking." LMAO no WAY man I'm crying 😭😭
@GlassesnMouthplates
@GlassesnMouthplates 3 ай бұрын
- Escaped from jail - Decided to go to an Escape Room - Got caught (again) - Peak comedy
@alwaysflushinpublic
@alwaysflushinpublic 3 ай бұрын
"Inmate 471A-4, welcome to Escape Oakland. Good luck."
@vitocarelli
@vitocarelli 3 ай бұрын
01:00 like a cat seeing a mirror
@raccooninthatoven
@raccooninthatoven 3 ай бұрын
imagine how bad a cucumber scares him… poor guy…
@brad5179
@brad5179 3 ай бұрын
There is a statue of a guy holding a gun in the corner
@vitocarelli
@vitocarelli 3 ай бұрын
@@brad5179 thank's, i don't notice, is like G.I. Joe
@vitocarelli
@vitocarelli 3 ай бұрын
@@raccooninthatoven he gets a (h)earth attack
@BlueberrieVR
@BlueberrieVR 3 ай бұрын
He such a dummy
@The_Cat_Commenter
@The_Cat_Commenter 3 ай бұрын
This is your daily dose of Internet❌ These are the dumbest criminals in the past year✅
@Laradoxx
@Laradoxx 3 ай бұрын
😮
@small7616
@small7616 3 ай бұрын
bro wtf is fake mrbeast saying
@TorenMire27
@TorenMire27 3 ай бұрын
a lil twist
@epos.nephilo
@epos.nephilo 3 ай бұрын
@Channel-sld-q9s​​⁠!! Reply bot detected !! Do not pay any attention to this bot. Do not watch its videos, do not subscribe to it, and do not reply. Bots like this feed off your attention.
@CheeseMiser
@CheeseMiser 3 ай бұрын
I don't know what's more disappointing. Your comment, the fact three hundred people have liked it, or the fact that the channel gave you a heart
@benjamintodd5637
@benjamintodd5637 3 ай бұрын
8:30 imagine thinking you've evaded the police only to get arrested by a furry.
@luffytaro5566
@luffytaro5566 3 ай бұрын
6:49 "Smile and wave boys, smile and wave."
@firemayro
@firemayro 3 ай бұрын
1:54 I know it's a bunch of headlights and stuff, but at first it looked like a timelapse of the days going by while he reflects on his life choices lmao
@CJBox9
@CJBox9 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@TheLuckyBlockShow
@TheLuckyBlockShow 3 ай бұрын
I took a picture every day for the past 15 years ahh
@BigBergs
@BigBergs 3 ай бұрын
I love how the guy just answered his phone while getting "robbed" 0:48
@oktosite_
@oktosite_ 3 ай бұрын
Probably calling the cops?
@BigBergs
@BigBergs 3 ай бұрын
@@oktosite_ someone was calling him
@Baldursgate3playthrough
@Baldursgate3playthrough 3 ай бұрын
You need to be a bit more intimidating if you want to rob someone
@OntarioTrafficMan
@OntarioTrafficMan 3 ай бұрын
​@@oktosite_When you call 911 does your phone ring, followed by you saying "Hello?"
@kimia1664
@kimia1664 3 ай бұрын
10/10 customer service
@fugofugo5135
@fugofugo5135 3 ай бұрын
0:20 he behaves Like Harry and Marv from Home Alone, And he doesn't even need Hotwheels on the ground
@michaelsaunders1400
@michaelsaunders1400 2 ай бұрын
7:59 "Call 911!" "I _am_ 911" "No you're not!" That will never not be funny.
@iMikecompany
@iMikecompany 3 ай бұрын
8:23 Heisenberg would be proud
@Heisenberg31782
@Heisenberg31782 3 ай бұрын
I am indeed 😅
@TheEntityinyourHouse
@TheEntityinyourHouse 3 ай бұрын
Warning, a bot has infiltrated the reply section!
@lKappa
@lKappa 3 ай бұрын
@@TheEntityinyourHouseHe could be anyone one of us 🤨
@TheEntityinyourHouse
@TheEntityinyourHouse 3 ай бұрын
@@lKappa False alarm, the posts have been deleted.
@jennykeele
@jennykeele 2 ай бұрын
@@lKappahe could be you
@underdrow5572
@underdrow5572 3 ай бұрын
8:31 the worst he can say is no
@Squidkid31
@Squidkid31 3 ай бұрын
Nah the worst he can say is “ your under arrest”
@table2.0
@table2.0 3 ай бұрын
7:11 that’s a child.. someone is getting their kid to do this.. disgusting
@1408Phantom
@1408Phantom 3 ай бұрын
I mean, he could just be stealing it for himself. Kids steal stuff too
@LocketInThinePocket
@LocketInThinePocket 3 ай бұрын
What a wild assumption to make without providing the source of your info. 💀
@yasininn76
@yasininn76 3 ай бұрын
Lmao it's super common, y'all need to get outside more
3 ай бұрын
​@@LocketInThinePocket True. We all know the brown kids just have stealing in their genetics. I've seen brown infants waving guns around before they're even old enough to walk.
@leechion2933
@leechion2933 3 ай бұрын
Lil kids are turd beuh. We had lil kids ding dong ditchin here but instead of just that, they were hockering on peoples doorknobs.
@nathanhartono91
@nathanhartono91 3 ай бұрын
4:05 the insane cosmic irony of this story has me reeling 😂😂😂
@ArrowMaster_
@ArrowMaster_ 3 ай бұрын
7:59 Absolutely golden clip😂🤣
@A9SM-u6z
@A9SM-u6z 3 ай бұрын
5:41 “whoops, that brand comes with batteries included😬”
@DreamCatchedStudios
@DreamCatchedStudios 3 ай бұрын
😮😅😂😂
@josephbickerton2335
@josephbickerton2335 3 ай бұрын
The woman trying to hide the chainsaw in her pants had me 😂😂😂
@viradechtis
@viradechtis Ай бұрын
The big scary dog one 5:47 KILLED me
@Cokamo
@Cokamo 3 ай бұрын
Worlds first person to unescape an escape room 😂😂
@CalaTec
@CalaTec 3 ай бұрын
I think they got to the secret level that no one has ever unlocked on that escape room, the prison escape room!
@BIGMUSICUNIVERSAL
@BIGMUSICUNIVERSAL 3 ай бұрын
2:20 Speech.exe fatal error!
@Flexvex
@Flexvex 3 ай бұрын
"Dee-auaghddjbdshagughijuscome- i'm with ups, i'm with ups, I was going to bsldufhrs to your neighbors, we go around every- ev-every place to make Sure that blurshhs you're not home we'll pi your neighbors or whatever" -bro what the hell 😭
@smugcat2521
@smugcat2521 3 ай бұрын
6:43 there is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no Queen of England
@forceghostyoda5730
@forceghostyoda5730 3 ай бұрын
No ways its tighten
@Youarat225
@Youarat225 3 ай бұрын
that is an excellent reference holy cow
@Eclipsedcassowary
@Eclipsedcassowary 3 ай бұрын
He sounds just like him lmao
@Lousesaremyfavoritefood
@Lousesaremyfavoritefood 3 ай бұрын
@@forceghostyoda5730from megamind?
@Youarat225
@Youarat225 3 ай бұрын
@@Lousesaremyfavoritefood yes
@pengalupenguin
@pengalupenguin 3 ай бұрын
0:25 nah bro just tripped like he was in a cartoon 😭
@cluelesspainter
@cluelesspainter 3 ай бұрын
2:55 This is more cartoonish than real cartoon 😂
@kaneheine3524
@kaneheine3524 3 ай бұрын
6:25 Little cat was terrified, just trying to take a nap
@OriginalCookedBread
@OriginalCookedBread 3 ай бұрын
Having a gun pointed at you and just sitting there is such a power move.
@AbsoluteKhan.
@AbsoluteKhan. 3 ай бұрын
Well he never showed a gun and just pointed a bag at them lmao
@deathrobot10k58
@deathrobot10k58 3 ай бұрын
@@AbsoluteKhan. yeah. If you actually _had_ a gun, you would show it, wouldn’t you?
@Primalxbeast
@Primalxbeast 3 ай бұрын
​@@deathrobot10k58Robbers have it bad in states that don't allow open carry. 😂
@adamricecracker7128
@adamricecracker7128 3 ай бұрын
The Peru Cops part is the best :D I love the creativity and energy to really do this and not just joking around :D i wonder how it was when the first one had the idea, and then everyone was probably laughing, but when the laughing settled someone had to say: "ok now, lets do it", and everyone else be like: "yep".
@hemanth122
@hemanth122 3 ай бұрын
5:29 Chainsaw in the Pants!!??? That was just so hilariously absurd!🤣🤣
@bakedtofu420
@bakedtofu420 3 ай бұрын
Omg this one is the funniest the way it all just slides away 😂 5:05
@cmdrHeliaxx
@cmdrHeliaxx 3 ай бұрын
lmao yea that one had me rolling :D
@Raso_09
@Raso_09 3 ай бұрын
4:42 that is the most cartoonish bounce not even theater people could replicate, i can hear- no, SMELL the sound effects from that boioioioing, a masterpiece like few/no others
@Youarat225
@Youarat225 3 ай бұрын
the cartoon slippery sound affect after he hit
@mochi_aster
@mochi_aster 3 ай бұрын
5:46 the little cotton swab running after them 😭😭
@ANGEL234YT
@ANGEL234YT 3 ай бұрын
The first and second one is just plain unlucky for the people. And the third is just a violation.
@Auroral_Anomaly
@Auroral_Anomaly 3 ай бұрын
This shit is why natural selection exists.
@TheVoiceOfChaos
@TheVoiceOfChaos 3 ай бұрын
The gyatt on the second one was backwards
@Martin_Martinaise
@Martin_Martinaise 3 ай бұрын
Second one failed all his skill checks.
@PumpkinHoard
@PumpkinHoard 3 ай бұрын
@@Martin_Martinaise Athletics - 0 Girth - 64
@heramaaroricon4738
@heramaaroricon4738 3 ай бұрын
6:20 HE ALMOST STEPPED ON THE POOR KITTEN!
@WhiteCranK
@WhiteCranK 3 ай бұрын
Yeah kitty was lucky
@Peepimus
@Peepimus 3 ай бұрын
5:54 - “big scary dog” iNdEeD.!.! 🐶
@AfghanBoy70
@AfghanBoy70 3 ай бұрын
“Big scary dog” seems like a great description for that dog😂💀
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