Bao's Weirdest Turn Ons and Turn Offs

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Bao The Whale

Bao The Whale

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@GamerSmacks
@GamerSmacks Жыл бұрын
I can feel the editors braincells disappearing with every meme
@DETERMINATION355
@DETERMINATION355 Жыл бұрын
We all can
@anthonyblaye-j5r
@anthonyblaye-j5r Жыл бұрын
we all can plus i think this is the commentverse
@heilamwether8911
@heilamwether8911 Жыл бұрын
Poor dude man..
@therecombinant6215
@therecombinant6215 Жыл бұрын
They bleed through their eyes!!!
@tokokota9473
@tokokota9473 Жыл бұрын
Editor needs to do a sanity check, poor guy
@Fittkins
@Fittkins Жыл бұрын
I am terrified if Bao ever goes to the wolf enclosure at a zoo while drunk.
@BuffySwartz
@BuffySwartz Жыл бұрын
Bao be like it’s breeding time, teehee ❤ what’s wrong with that?
@keycrafter7471
@keycrafter7471 Жыл бұрын
Iirc some tweet which was her friend saying she barked at some dogs or wolves at some zoo or park, but i maybe wrong
@Tactical_Tailgater
@Tactical_Tailgater Жыл бұрын
​@@BuffySwartzI mean, she gonna die, man, but not our problem
@Tactical_Tailgater
@Tactical_Tailgater Жыл бұрын
​@@keycrafter7471I bark at my dog when she barks at me, but I do that out of spite 'cause that bitch cannot shut up
@Tactical_Tailgater
@Tactical_Tailgater Жыл бұрын
Remember to keep this bitch away from dogs as well
@peacelovemetal5197
@peacelovemetal5197 Жыл бұрын
I love how quickly the editor put in a meme about his sanity. Truly an average Bao moment right there.
@AcediaRex
@AcediaRex Жыл бұрын
"I have standards, I just can't remember them." --- Bo the Whale, 2023
@t0xicWazte
@t0xicWazte Жыл бұрын
Seeing this live was the funniest shit ever bro. Bao was on her peak unhinged arc and good lord was it funny as hell bro 😭😂
@MCSorry
@MCSorry Жыл бұрын
Hell nah this bitch crazy wtf
@silverbcasual
@silverbcasual Жыл бұрын
Which VOD is this from.
@mykanycemusic7542
@mykanycemusic7542 Жыл бұрын
So true bestie
@Micheal_Anthony_1996
@Micheal_Anthony_1996 11 ай бұрын
Whatchu mean "was?"
@PatrickRatman
@PatrickRatman 11 ай бұрын
Little did you know about the Ghost obsession arc that was to come.
@TonyBomboozled
@TonyBomboozled Жыл бұрын
Never let Bao learn about Blaidd's kill animation and dialogue.
@LARAUJO_0
@LARAUJO_0 Жыл бұрын
6:20 This guy has the best submission by far. The "consensually" and "in Minecraft" in the midst of the inane rambles just add so much to it
@FuzzyStripetail
@FuzzyStripetail Жыл бұрын
Although there may be no womb in Bao's heart for womb tattoos, she will ink all over the place (like a super turned on octopus) whenever she sees a really bang-able goblin woman.
@JarenceThatShowerGuy
@JarenceThatShowerGuy Жыл бұрын
On today's episode of "Bao's Unhingery, Caught on Cam", we witness her -slow- immediate - and continual- admittance that she has totally sunk into her own pit of pleasures and there is no saving her. xD
@PhobostheDarkOne
@PhobostheDarkOne Жыл бұрын
I want a girl who looks at me like Bao does to Blaidd, except without the creepiness
@thek2despot426
@thek2despot426 Жыл бұрын
The creepiness is the best part! 😫
@Tactical_Tailgater
@Tactical_Tailgater Жыл бұрын
Same, but in case of creepiness, just get a shotgun, it is cool, it works and gets the job done quickly and easily
@dragondudeification
@dragondudeification Жыл бұрын
Just use a spray botte if they get out of control
@Tactical_Tailgater
@Tactical_Tailgater Жыл бұрын
@@dragondudeification Ah yes, the ones who fire 9x19 mm water sprays?
@strongestgamer2501
@strongestgamer2501 10 ай бұрын
Try an actual girl sometime
@jediskywalker356
@jediskywalker356 Жыл бұрын
The “compliments: turn off” is pretty relatable ngl.
@NoztrozeR
@NoztrozeR Жыл бұрын
Give your editor a raise. The amount of Bao they have to endure, and the end product they produce is pure gold... Just, give them a raise.
@nathanielmalcolm6623
@nathanielmalcolm6623 Жыл бұрын
Let us pray to the gigachad Editor for not only editing *that absolute 🔥🔥🔥 first minute* but also for having to watch a tidal wave of horni turn ons & turn offs whilst Camila & Bao-sama add on with their own mega horni. 😂❤
@DesignThinkerer
@DesignThinkerer 10 ай бұрын
yeah this editor is great, they did one hell of a job 🔥
@strongestgamer2501
@strongestgamer2501 10 ай бұрын
I can tell you're on the spectrum
@LasagnyaMcMeatsauce
@LasagnyaMcMeatsauce 10 ай бұрын
I love the editor's use of the DBZ track destruction near the end lmao I get the implication ;)
@th3v01d_3
@th3v01d_3 8 ай бұрын
is the rock music from dbz? it sounds really good.
@confuzionn4843
@confuzionn4843 Жыл бұрын
the editor doesn't need an oscar, he needs fucking help holy shit.
@TowAZKi
@TowAZKi Жыл бұрын
Sending biggest love and support and the warmest hug to Bao ❤
@ChrisGamingNL333
@ChrisGamingNL333 Жыл бұрын
Poor editor-san having to edit this Definitely deserves a raise :) Great editing as always of course :D
@spammables4528
@spammables4528 Жыл бұрын
That one guy turned on by cerebrospinal fluid
@theponygamer66
@theponygamer66 Жыл бұрын
Honestly i feel like sean would do a michael scott and start doing the "please god no no noooooooooooo" if he ever saw bao violating blighthe
@SophiaAstatine
@SophiaAstatine Жыл бұрын
I've not exactly played Elden Ring, but I've been exposed to enough esoteric Welsh girls to tell you, that's not even close to spelling Blaidd.
@DoodleLing
@DoodleLing Жыл бұрын
There is no saving those who have fallen too deep...
@dylanparrott8347
@dylanparrott8347 Жыл бұрын
chat: *wolf people ain't my thing* bao: *YOU WANNA FIGHT ME BRO?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT IN FRONT OF ME!* we all know bao we all know you like da wolves lmfao
@johnsilver2154
@johnsilver2154 Жыл бұрын
Weirdest Turn on and off are Futa and smells. This video did not really haunt me at all it was more informative and funnier to watch. Bao and Camila both into watersports and wolfmen.
@starcast5834
@starcast5834 Жыл бұрын
Editor is a legend for the og Jontron clip, I haven’t seen him in ages
@bluecoin3771
@bluecoin3771 Жыл бұрын
Bao’s thirst is a global threat. An Avenger’s level threat.
@jimothyworldbuilding3664
@jimothyworldbuilding3664 9 ай бұрын
Me and my ex wife had a hunting rifle that belonged to her dad. During bedroom activities, she'd often point it at my head. This was often extremely awkward and even caused a few accidents, given that this is a full length, heavy hunting rifle rather than a typical pistol. Also there are 5 separate occasions I'm aware of where the rifle was loaded, because we also used it while hunting and sometimes forgor to make sure it wasn't loaded before having our fun. Anyway since the divorce I've had ED except recently, when a very nice lady held a knife to my throat. I've bedroomed this nice lady again since then, without the knife being needed, but it's clear to me that the knife was necessary for the opener, and will probably be needed again if we do it again too many times without the knife. I don't doubt that nice lady will be into it but she's also clumsy so I do doubt that I'm going to survive to see 2025. Actual health hazard I win :p
@donotreply8979
@donotreply8979 5 ай бұрын
What in the holy fuck
@jimothyworldbuilding3664
@jimothyworldbuilding3664 5 ай бұрын
@@donotreply8979 Update: she accidentally cut her hand open while trying to choke me at the same time as pressing the knife to me. We are no longer seeing eachother.
@asahmosskmf4639
@asahmosskmf4639 3 ай бұрын
i used to know a girl that got turned on and wanted me to bite her, and she was dissapointed i couldnt bring myself to bring blood. originally i thought it'd be cool to be with a red haired girl. we kinda drifted apart after she thought it was funny to pretend having an imaginary guy cheat on me via text ( hint : she was the guy texted on her phone that " he " was doing her on their dads boat ) . this was before i met my ex-wife who was turned on by movies like Hostel 2 ( usually ended up making out during the movie. ) ...
@ottovonnekpunch1268
@ottovonnekpunch1268 Жыл бұрын
It's hard to say this, but Bao has sunk to a new low! Keep it coming, Bao! Let's Go!!!
@nintykidthegamer5088
@nintykidthegamer5088 Жыл бұрын
Bao's editor needs a raise...
@josueveguilla9069
@josueveguilla9069 Жыл бұрын
Bao's weirdest turn ons and turn offs? AWESOME. Yes, please. We all love where this is going.
@carlosalvarezruiz9351
@carlosalvarezruiz9351 Жыл бұрын
You are hilarious, Bao. Congratulate the editors in my behalf
@johnwolfie6819
@johnwolfie6819 Жыл бұрын
6:17 I'm not parasocial okay,I'm just a labradore in human skin.😭😭 I just like making new friends when I'm not moody,and yes,I am an adult...mostly functioning.
@illdecidelater723
@illdecidelater723 Жыл бұрын
Who let these 2 collab?! Lmaooooo this was great
@crimsonmaelstrom573
@crimsonmaelstrom573 Жыл бұрын
I’m seriously starting to worry about Bao’s sanity. Is that weird?
@luke5550
@luke5550 Жыл бұрын
Only now?
@crimsonmaelstrom573
@crimsonmaelstrom573 Жыл бұрын
@@luke5550 good point 😅
@joseroa5243
@joseroa5243 Жыл бұрын
wow bao new record to break the editor in 33 seconds
@Next_Genesis
@Next_Genesis 8 ай бұрын
7:46 Watashi no na wa “kirayoshikage” nenrei 33-sai jitaku wa moriōchō hokutō-bu no bessō chitai ni ari… kekkon wa shite inai… shigoto wa “kameyūchēn-ten” no kaishain de mainichi osokutomo yoru 8-ji made ni wa kitaku suru tabako wa suwanai sake wa tashinamu teido yoru 11 tokiniha yuka ni tsuki kanarazu 8-jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shite iru… nerumae ni atatakai miruku o nomi 20-bu hodo no sutoretchi de karada o hogushite kara yuka ni tsuku to hotondo asamade jukusui-sa… akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni asa-me o samaseru nda… kenkōshinda demo ijō nashi to iwa reta yo-
@csamentem5580
@csamentem5580 3 ай бұрын
Killer queen has already touched the comment section
@shuurin_raichi
@shuurin_raichi Жыл бұрын
when u eat dinner and bao gets to the piss flavoured ramune
@SolaireIntensifies
@SolaireIntensifies Жыл бұрын
relating to people who are too overfamiliar. A friend introduced me to his friend to play games with. We had been playing for less than an hour when I said I did something silly and he reponded "YEAH, you WOULD do that!" Like... fuck you, you don't know me, you don't even know my name. You gotta build up to that level of friendliness
@disqorddoge1101
@disqorddoge1101 11 ай бұрын
Damn. I’ve been sleeping on Bao. This chick knows how to party.
@crimsonstudios680
@crimsonstudios680 9 ай бұрын
Bro the editor is so fucking funny. I keep cracking up whenever they interject with something
@JackDPearl
@JackDPearl Жыл бұрын
Just looking at this preview pic fills me with deep foreboding.
@heartbeatguyman113
@heartbeatguyman113 Ай бұрын
Look, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who are into Death from Puss in Boots, and those who are wrong.
@1987metalhead
@1987metalhead Жыл бұрын
Wow, hearing that old school Dragonball Z music was a real kick XD EDIT: The Golden Frieza theme was fun to hear too~
@moroseloki1912
@moroseloki1912 Жыл бұрын
Oh man How do you catch those Good Ear Yo
@1987metalhead
@1987metalhead Жыл бұрын
@@moroseloki1912
@Neako_Mira
@Neako_Mira Жыл бұрын
5:07 Dude- I was hating on my skills in sports once and my friends reaction was “I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE CHEST AND STRANGLE YOU IF YOU KEEP HATING IN YOURSELF, GURL” …..👏👏
@HomeGamer1155
@HomeGamer1155 4 ай бұрын
Honestly I think bao just has a huge bite kink and is a closet furry at this point 😂 0:18
@c47_erik45
@c47_erik45 11 ай бұрын
bro i cant.... "I dont like it if people are nice to me really quickly because they feel like they can trust me and be themselfes, thats kinda a turn off" them: "yeah it seems parasocial" Also them when they hear "stripping somone of their humanity and free will to have a soulless puppet to use" : "uh yes, me likey, daddy uwu" WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
@CallieKou
@CallieKou 9 ай бұрын
Ok but bao is so real for the bite claims
@gold_goblin3272
@gold_goblin3272 Жыл бұрын
Men's crazy 😂 6:30 Ok that mf ain't even the only pecuriality
@yata_garasu
@yata_garasu Жыл бұрын
holy shit the way i learned something new about myself during this video
@Hoothouse
@Hoothouse 9 ай бұрын
Im genuinely surprised this is on KZbin and if it isnt demonitized thats crazy
@Cliffhanger_2007
@Cliffhanger_2007 Жыл бұрын
Very weird yet understandable 👍🏼
@flawedandnotperfect
@flawedandnotperfect Жыл бұрын
When Lady Bao wants Death ta mark er Death: how many lives did ya loss? Lady Bao: non Death:... I'm leaving
@mindassassin
@mindassassin Жыл бұрын
The wolf one seems like some kind of personal attack.
@foopygoopy1860
@foopygoopy1860 Жыл бұрын
Bao is so.... special. All of her friends are very... special.... 😭😭😭😂😂😂
@Acornsgo
@Acornsgo Жыл бұрын
I no longer get turned on, I have completed all the side quests and an now free of the horny.
@DarkFrozenDepths
@DarkFrozenDepths Ай бұрын
I'm late on this, but Bao must never see my OC then if she's THAT MUCH into wolf guys..... Also, that "huh" sound effect to when Bao said "that's literally metamorphosis".... yeah, that editor didn't know about that "manga" did they?
@100blueeyedboy
@100blueeyedboy Жыл бұрын
6:28 that is an orc! not a goblin. veeery different (but both good)
@WyattRobbins14
@WyattRobbins14 Жыл бұрын
“Blood” Me: *W h a t*
@brycelynds3768
@brycelynds3768 3 ай бұрын
So we’re just kink shaming this video. Lmfaooo perfect content lw Also bao in ber rice purity test: I DON’T LIKE GETTING PEED ON Bao when talking about Blaid or Death Puss in Boots: I WANT THEM TO MARK ME (think about the fact that that especially blaid is a wolf). I’m confused here Bao. You’re having it both ways 😂
@gilsonjr112
@gilsonjr112 11 ай бұрын
holy fucking jesus, i hope the editor keeps his mental health in check after this
@gabrielkawa3477
@gabrielkawa3477 Жыл бұрын
4:31 Damn, that one hits close to home
@petercooper456
@petercooper456 Жыл бұрын
Never Change Bao
@TK-7193
@TK-7193 Жыл бұрын
my weirdest turn ons and off are; on) feminine ANYTHING. futas, flamboyant femboys (like astolfo for example), furries, protogens, synths, "i aint a furry but" y'know if its got curves im game. off) anything unconsentual. ntr, r@pe, forced(unless its roleplay), obsession. i cant enjoy myself unless the other individual(s) is of legal age and is consenting themselves too.
@yuurou7927
@yuurou7927 Жыл бұрын
Blaidd: Your enthusiasm is confusing. However, it doesn't matter, we'll get used to it, with time. Death: Yes, yes, I can see you're living your life fully and it was amusing for a moment. Not anymore.
@simplyya1457
@simplyya1457 Жыл бұрын
The coach part took me out. Bao is so funny bro
@gre3nishsinx0Rgold4
@gre3nishsinx0Rgold4 Жыл бұрын
What interest me was that scooby looking short clip that was used. I wanna watch it.
@WickedRaptor_03
@WickedRaptor_03 Жыл бұрын
This editor is fire 🔥🔥
@CrazeeAdam
@CrazeeAdam Жыл бұрын
Lol holy Bao snapped when she heard someone dissing her Blaidd
@jackmesrel4933
@jackmesrel4933 Жыл бұрын
The goblin guy has the soul of a poet, hooooly
@Tactical_Tailgater
@Tactical_Tailgater Жыл бұрын
Keep Bao away from the dogs! No! She is touching that pug weirdly! We are doomed!!
@CadetTommy2145
@CadetTommy2145 6 ай бұрын
“Is that… fur? Coming out of your ears?”
@asmodeus1634
@asmodeus1634 Жыл бұрын
My weirdest turn ons is anything considered taboo except men on men My biggest turn off is men on men
@robertforeman8494
@robertforeman8494 Жыл бұрын
>.> the way you say "seattle area." Makes me this tough either live here... or visited enough to know our secrets... tells a lot about you though XDDDDD
@JellyoooDonut3
@JellyoooDonut3 Жыл бұрын
Bao: YOU WOULDNT GET IT!
@mr.shgamingguy
@mr.shgamingguy Жыл бұрын
3:00 because it hurts Bao I love u.
@lostnemesis
@lostnemesis Жыл бұрын
You only exist on this world to live long enough to have a real wolfman dom you.
@fieryphoenix82
@fieryphoenix82 Жыл бұрын
I anyone know if the VOD for this stream is still around? Asking for a friend...
@cavalierliberty6838
@cavalierliberty6838 Жыл бұрын
7:06 THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE
@Cerulean_XD
@Cerulean_XD 9 ай бұрын
2:00 bao…you can’t just call me out like that.
@scarecrowksr1906
@scarecrowksr1906 10 ай бұрын
Poor Editor, don't worry friend you're doing god's work. You will be rewarded for all your lost sanity
@iananderson4754
@iananderson4754 9 ай бұрын
The problem with the word spank is its association to child battery.
@jackanarchy99
@jackanarchy99 Ай бұрын
Hide Honey Goblin from Bao.
@KahavaveCAPIPI
@KahavaveCAPIPI Жыл бұрын
Modularity. You know Dullahans? Like that, but not just the head.
@victormaldonado786
@victormaldonado786 Жыл бұрын
10/10 editor
@KingArgus-fy5xq
@KingArgus-fy5xq Жыл бұрын
I feel like Bao would like me. I am built like a literal grizzly.
@TK-7193
@TK-7193 Жыл бұрын
shoot your shot. "only thing she can say is no".
@AuntieHauntieGames
@AuntieHauntieGames 10 ай бұрын
Camila: "I just don't know who has hairy ears? Interesting..." Me: "Wait until you hit your mid to late 30s, Camila. Then everyone you know will have hairy ears."
@gabrielkawa3477
@gabrielkawa3477 Жыл бұрын
10:15 My brotha is getting gaslit here
@Hekatt1
@Hekatt1 Жыл бұрын
Does anyone have a link to the vod. Or a time frame too look for it?
@catboy57392
@catboy57392 10 ай бұрын
Bao has become a true egirl, by following delusions and disliking in others what she herself embodies
@ZestiDeath
@ZestiDeath Жыл бұрын
I feel the editors will to live fade away along with my own sanity
@HarrisBoe
@HarrisBoe Жыл бұрын
6:28, umm excuse me, that is clearly an *orc* woman
@starkhikaru8032
@starkhikaru8032 Жыл бұрын
5:41 where this meme from? That mans on the move.
@erseshe
@erseshe Жыл бұрын
6:53 Bro I've never seen anyone with this much of a problem with drinking water, like what's wrong with tap? Even if you aren't thirsty, surely being refreshed is nice???
@AugustusMondo
@AugustusMondo Жыл бұрын
The Female Cox n Crendor right here 😂
@thenewseorarek9625
@thenewseorarek9625 Жыл бұрын
I completely agree, if you dont like wolf men then you simply dont get it, its a culture thing
@Iamawsomeazing
@Iamawsomeazing Жыл бұрын
I used to work at the 13th floor haunted house. My first night as the wolf man I scared this one group so bad they stopped moving entirely until I was on them, stood to my full height a head taller than them, and roared. They all ran leaving one girl behind. What she said will never not take up free realistic in my mind. "OH fuck..." *begins crying* "The wolf man is HOT" Cue confused dog sound and her friend Scooby-Doo doo style running back and grabbing her.
@aa-hx5tk
@aa-hx5tk Жыл бұрын
If the video doesn't damage the editors during production I don't want it
@MerchManDan
@MerchManDan Жыл бұрын
Y'know, I love Bao forever. But I look at that thumbnail and I wonder, "What am I doing here? How did it come to this?" 😬😔
@DJ_LilPaycheck
@DJ_LilPaycheck Жыл бұрын
Editor-san you suffer so we can enjoy the video and your sacrifice is not in vain
@pitied3744
@pitied3744 11 ай бұрын
Im just saying Some of these people need to be investigated
@ultimatealchemist9401
@ultimatealchemist9401 Жыл бұрын
What's the name of the music that plays when they're talking about goblins?
@Im-Cyber
@Im-Cyber Жыл бұрын
Ah right I remember now, bao scares me.
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