Peter Discover Carter's Secret

[@sommohapatra5221]

"the light was still gray" is an underrated joke

[@ooferrell]

Every joke that makes Brian more dog then human is always 100 fire

[@freespirit1869]

i dont get it

[@ooferrell]

@@freespirit1869 The joke is that Brian's a dog and hes colorblind

[@walterveron8731]

Facts

[@Adrian-qx2gv]

@@freespirit1869 dogs can't see in colour so when Brian said the light was still grey it's because he can't see it being red yw

[@eff_gee321]

"his eyes looked different when he said it" omfg 😂😂😂😂

[@gabrielesolletico6542]

Yup.

[@Thai536]

like that...

[@Skyhi.Visuals]

It took me a second then I threw my phone laughing 🤣

[@peyton713]

The accuracy in the first skit about Leno and Gyllenhall lmao

[@mariano98ify]

Jared Leto*. My bet is I guess they were speaking about Jared Leto.

[@francis6775]

I'm a joyless arsehole and even I burst out laughing at the standing desk thing.

[@jep9092]

Brit spotted

[@KunaiAkali]

@@jep9092 insecure person spotted

[@vakari8507]

@@jep9092 American spotted. Unfortunately that's worse.

[@claudiasolomon1123]

@@vakari8507 hey buddy, I'll have you know many of us Americans don't blindly believe the lazy stereotypes given to other countries, many of us are fully aware each country's citizens are individuals not hive minded monoliths. Also I too am a joyless arse hole.

[@chaddfrancis2179]

@@claudiasolomon1123 lol,this guy has a sense of humour.That's cool.

[@TheBehm08]

Uber joe: “are you Brian?” 😂

[@adrianstere]

😂😂😂😂

[@freddiestranger9783]

ATTENTION PLEASE GIVE YOUR LIFE TO JESUS TODAY AND TAKE NOTE 🗒 🙏 🆗

[@TheSatanicGamerFromHell]

@@freddiestranger9783 fuck god

[@forssi1]

@@freddiestranger9783 Why are you announcing your own idiocy here?

[@punkrock1989]

@@forssi1 Stop being disrespectful to other peoples religious beliefs.

[@T-W-M]

Peter goes from being forced to stand at his desk to supporting it 😆

[@Oberoy248]

".. Carter Pewterschmidt has bought the Pawtucket Patriot Brewery" "Now, what's that?" "It's where you work, Peter" 🤣🤣🤣

[@abuafreed6308]

michelob ultra dragon fruit peach is actually real lmao

[@yestodayiam9734]

Love me some ultra dragon fruit peach

[@xanderx8661]

It was ahead of its time

[@pantherplatform]

That's that chick band that went down in some plane crash in Poland or something. Just ceen a blackumentary on it.

[@rileyjones5468]

I actually don’t even wanna think that was a thing😂

[@tannertolarchyk7486]

@@pantherplatform ss tf

[@jimbyrdiii1503]

Mr. Pewterschmidt actually makes a good point about standing desks. Sitting is the disease and standing is THE CURE!

[@BigBadWolf995]

Well I can't just take this sitting down!

[@Whackusbonk]

@@BigBadWolf995 Gotta stand up for ourselves!

[@Prebond0]

Now that's a product I can stand behind!

[@tngirl341]

Fucking lame

[@SaikiKFann]

👩🏽‍🦽 bye-

[@calebstevens7487]

I love how every instructional video in family guy is at least 70 years old

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Just like in the Simpsons.

[@SoulXample]

4:05 to the Asian lady - “well his eyes looked different how he said it...” 🤣

[@UKGeezer]

Those scenes with Jesus in always crack me up.

[@connorupton4200]

Carter has always been my favorite on this show he’s hysterical 😭😭😭

[@reynardyonatan5521]

Ollie is a perfect cartoon character

[@LemurJackson]

So is Joe.

[@LemurJackson]

Joe Mama

[@fionnbarrcasey5247]

that “less successful version of Tobey Maguire” joke certainly hasn’t aged well

[@michael_zaki6903]

Why? I've been busy :/

[@runstarhomer2754]

@@michael_zaki6903 Both those guys are more successful than Tobey Macguire

[@vasqueos]

@@runstarhomer2754 jake yes,jared nope

[@shallowglaive7892]

⬆️ Lmao imagine saying that when 30 Seconds To Mars existed long before Jared’s movie career🤣 And actually they’re all relatively within the same net worth and level of successfulness. Jared being the most, then Jake, and then Tobey.

[@None-Like-Asko]

Which one has played Spider-Man? Checkmate athiest

[@angryspoidah9607]

It was supposed to be humiliating but Peter seemed to enjoy some of pewterschmidts jokes.

[@stavrosgiannaros7041]

Stewie Vs Eric Cartman. Which one is more disturbed.

[@Dr4ugur]

eric he litterly killed his enemys parents and feed them to him in a chilly

[@jaymeister4850]

Until Stewie has the parents of his enemies killed and fed to them, Cartman wins this

[@Cartman-Official]

Appreciate it guys

[@theunburnedmonkey7953]

I mean stewie did find all brian's siblings and tortured them also killing one just so brian can help find hannah montana tickets

[@lndrkpgnp8753]

@@theunburnedmonkey7953 Eric did several genocides, and killed a couple to make a chilly of it and feed it to their child

[@melinaconrow1371]

Angela: "Second only to Michelob Ultra Dragon Fruit Peach" Family Guy: *ACTUAL BRAND OF BEER. HONEST TO GOD* Me: let's see about that *Google* Well whatdoya know... TWAS a real beer

[@evanparker3877]

And it’s fucking delicious let me tell ya

[@deepinsight_into]

1:51 i love how brain is enjoying driving a car like a dog enjoys playing a toy

[@justaniceview9497]

Brian is always good with kids even when kids get hurt around him somebody else is usually involved

[@TwiggyArmstrong]

9:22 that whimper

[@DailyCorvid]

"IM GONNA MAKE YOU THE PROUDEST TIGER MOM OF ALL, NOT LIKE HOW JESUS FEELS ABOUT HIS KID!!"

[@fanimegrrl13]

"well his eyes looked different when he said it, but that's the gist" bruh 🤣🤣🤦‍♀️

[@ARedMagicMarker]

Standing Desk Guy Gets Car Keyed. Everyone a suspect. XD

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

I wouldn't do that to my douchebag coworker.

[@LaloAsanchez]

“I don’t know why they call it the sanitarium that place is a filthy hell hole” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@REKONZE41]

🤣🤣 Brian was like there's kids in the room watch your swearing

[@aidanvantassell7052]

There's children in the room watch your swearing 😂😂😂

[@elmahdichaibi9477]

Didn't get it

[@princesscadance197]

Me: *Has a desk which can be raised or lowered because I hate how looking at a downward angle at my laptop has messed up my posture* O_O

[@sdg131]

Coulda just bought a laptop stand, or lowered the chair

[@FixedFace]

y o u w i I I n e v e r b e a w o m a n

[@gabrielesolletico6542]

*Tickle tickle you*

[@TheMpo1986]

So, I looked it up. Prison toilets are made of stainless steel. Stainless steel has a much higher melting point than aluminum, which translates into more electricity or fuel to recycle them by melting them down. *304 stainless steel is 8% nickel, and many people are allergic to nickel. It’s bad enough getting a rash on one’s hand from handling stainless steel, can you imagine swallowing it???* They’d probably need to be redesigned with some type of single-use screw tops, but this brings us back to #1. A sealed can made of stainless steel would be too physically tough to open without tools. They’d also be heavier than aluminum cans. All that weight would really add up when we’re talking about large trucks delivering thousands of cans per load.

[@chaddfrancis2179]

I like this.People sharing information and and i learn something new.

[@TheMpo1986]

@@chaddfrancis2179 I don't have a degree in chemical/bio engineering for nothing. Anything can be made out of anything if you have enough time and the right resources.

[@chaddfrancis2179]

@@TheMpo1986 It's okay,i didn't know this info and you taught something new,i'm grateful.Gonna screen shot it.Knowledge is Knowledge.I appreciate it.

[@TheMpo1986]

@@chaddfrancis2179 Your welcome. It's amazing how the public is lied to about everyday things that they always use. So instead of Teflon you might hear stainless steel. Actually, what you really want is Cast Iron.

[@vincentwendt720]

(3:46) Did anybody else look up Michelob Ultra Dragon Fruit Peach?

[@lancehobbs8012]

Yes! It was once real !!

[@Al.bashar-gaming]

I never thought that Peter had glasses

[@bhratbrat]

LOL from cop to Uber

[@Le_cuisinier.du-chienne]

' Have you ever been with a man who's got a prostate the size of beefsteak tomato'? 😂😂😂

[@omario4823]

0:35 😂😂🤣 i swear the only logical thing Peter has ever done in his life is having Lois as his wife

[@vixdb]

When he said she sent me a picture of her smoothie, I was picturing something totally different 😂🤣😂

[@dorkenspache8353]

The fact that they subtlely implied Carter has prostate cancer is fucking wild

[@glenneric1]

nah just an enlarged prostate

[@KM-jb3vg]

I love Trisha, tiger mom Trisha and also the Trisha that would get with me just to get me to disclose secrets, she is dreamy

[@leeworldwide5519]

Chinese vending machine: you dollar funnny 🤣

[@psychadelicpotato8580]

Im guessing its Japanese

[@1hall]

It’s Japanese jackass

[@newguy371]

It's been established that Trisha is Japanese, yes.

[@jbragg1001]

To be fair, if Frankenstein had finished the woman his problems would have been solved

[@luiscarreira2083]

6:43 Stewie looks like Dwight Schrute

[@largecoke4087]

That was the dirtiest Hollywood product placement ever..the drink..

[@dennistfossettjr]

Ollie hits different when your not ready for it

[@hyperlusive8213]

I just realized peter had glasses

[@donnielindon1015]

Stay safe yall and healthy.

[@FJB_USA_1ST]

You too!

[@drainer3339]

you too

[@clarejennings5049]

"The driver was being mouth pleased" 🤣🤣🤣

[@jenmarie6677]

Mama Tricia 🙈💀

[@coolcatkim22]

"You shouldn't have made a guy." Is funny, cause of the theories that Dr. Frankenstein was gay.

[@psychadelicpotato8580]

Really?😂 But i also think people would call any man gay if hes focused on his work and minds his own business. I think thats sad.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

That's a stupid theory. What about Elisabeth?

[@Bremblemax]

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 his sister? Maybe not the best example

[@mrstackracks1189]

That sad moment when Peter couldn't go with quagmire to surf 🤣🤣

[@kauze_]

🤙🏾

[@user-xb9pc7hy1v]

🤙🏻

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Top 10 sad cartoon moments.

[@brennansmith3343]

“You would believe any story about me being a dick” That’s Jared Leto final answer

[@zodiacmartnio7256]

That’s strange because it people don’t have secrets that could be odd

[@technowarriorstv]

rest in peace carrie fisher :( sts-225

[@Strawbberrypiee]

5:11 to 5:18 so good and so true

[@nadams497]

Welcome to Quhag , a place where babies never grow and dogs drive 😂😂

[@mr.goldenproductions_0143]

Qahog*

[@crislopez]

I can relate to that surf camp bit 😞

[@fredbjamz4956]

Well there’s children in the room so watch your swearing. 😂😂 Since when they were so careful with their language?

[@donnaviggiano5498]

Anybody wants dirty underwear, the vending machine is over there. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@donnaviggiano5498]

You have to say: sitting is the number one killer in America 🇺🇸.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jordansweet8054]

So good.

[@captianmanic7240]

“Good night transition gender co-worker that we had whole meeting” 3:20 😂😂😂

[@pantherplatform]

Lol. Jesus's bible was opened to the new testament i.e. the last third of the Bible

[@stephhhie17]

The New Testament is the part about Jesus, the Old Testament is the Jewish scriptures that predict the arrival of a prophet, but Jews don't think Jesus was it whereas the Christians believed he was.

[@pantherplatform]

@@stephhhie17 that's why I thought it was funny. Glad to see you got my drift.

[@stephhhie17]

@@pantherplatform Doi, for some reason I thought you were pointing it out because it was mistake. I'm an idiot

[@pantherplatform]

@@stephhhie17 Bible nerd lol

[@lozzieboy]

Wow a section in the comments section where people aren’t rude to one another. Good job guys 👍🏻

[@heikanaomi4426]

Well there's children in the room, watch your swearing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣fu&king Brian omg hahaha

[@Splattertube]

3:50 I know I'm not the only one who looked this up.

[@James-Sunderland010]

Carter finally bought The Big Drink

[@user-qn1up8ml6t]

Holy shit standing desk joke

[@veramulimbika6469]

Peter had lenses😂

[@nomam7358]

Lol brown looks gd in stewie 😅👌🏾

[@tp5401]

Well his eyes looked different when he said it 😂

[@taicee9460]

How does joe drive that cop car?

[@stavrosgiannaros7041]

@RedSt4r My aunt has Spinabifida. You are correct.

[@Alan_Masters21]

@@stavrosgiannaros7041 my best friend has the same thing, those hand controls come in clutch 😂

[@idkissausername1667]

in one episode they showed that he does indeed use tubes that he blows in to operate the gas/brakes/etc

[@shaunsanford2253]

It's a cartoon lol. Just 1uh those things that is a given. Funny its never explained to the viewer though.

[@christopherborum6551]

@@Alan_Masters21 I see what you did there...

[@itfigurescomics6704]

3:50 I looked it up, they didn't lie XD

[@14robertsonb]

1:30 "Griffin What Are You Doing Here"

[@felixapplejuice]

I actually just realised that Brian's car is really nice, I'd never paid attention to it until Joe pulled him over

[@onionknight8128]

"Are you Bryan?"

[@donnaviggiano5498]

I’m gonna fast forward 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ragantate3995]

“I’m gonna fast forward…”

[@stretch654]

It's so much 'fun' watching "Family Guy" through a magnifying glass.

[@James-xx5fq]

then go pay for it loser.

[@TR4_Designs]

what Episode is this so I can watch the whole Ep. on Disney +

[@Strawbberrypiee]

9:32 to 9:56 😂😂

[@Whackusbonk]

I hate how accurate the driver’s ed video was

[@123apacino]

8:45 OH MY GOD its JACKIE CHAN

[@mtoffo2275]

"Good night, gender-transitioned coworker we had a whole meeting about" Corporate America in a sentence

[@faroneasterday2579]

The end is messed up😂😂

[@guelewaarati4055]

Standing desk hope my boss not watching this He would wanna innovate🤦🏿‍♂️

[@donnaviggiano5498]

U have to say sitting is a killer chair in 🇺🇸

[@muhammadawais2148]

Mama Trisha 😂

[@donnaviggiano5498]

I rather work for doctor Frankenstein 😂😂😂😂

[@panamax1999]

Were they gonna drive to Belize??

[@vlxyal]

0:12 is it only me or this guy sounds like pathfinder from apex ?

[@navpreetsingh3823]

Superman does 😂

[@elle5374]

Carter Pewterschmidt looks like Ted Turner

[@Mike-lx9qn]

1:02 Every party needs a pooper, that's why they invited Egor. Party pooper, party pooper

[@Aemilius46]

I can still see the characters, want to zoom in more? 😂

[@14robertsonb]

2:28 "Are You Brian"

[@ronaldreagan7772]

Now whats that? Its where you work peter

[@KenanVonKaiser]

Damn!

[@Millsy-nv9vl]

Ive only now just noticed how does joe drive a car? Yet alone is a uber driver?

[@kennethnwebb]

that's true

[@petec3658]

You guys never heard of adapted controls huh?

[@dylanb2990]

Why wouldn’t he?

[@tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916]

@@petec3658 I think the fact that it's a fucking cartoon makes more sense.

[@newguy371]

Lots of people have been asking this. Many cripples can drive, they have specially modified cars.

[@ashishbhatt3467]

Are you Brian?😂😂

[@stella-yd4gy]

5:08 lol

[@kristenjustkristen9462]

Good choice Stewey! Lol Edit: Bad choice Dr of Frankenstein! Def shoulda been a chick.

[@northeastoperations]

Going to have to update that beer joke at 3:50 (Dylan rainbow transformer)

[@joshuagall7252]

How exactly does Joe drive a car?