Peter trains pets to steal food for his family

[@councilestateproduct]

A wrapped scrambled egg for Christmas. 😂

[@omario4823]

😂😂☠

[@berniegenest327]

Tfhshhsjskkwkwmsm

[@kiaratallent3881]

@@rawtrout3402 when stewie asks Lois how come Peter gets to have a falcon

[@erikhjortsater5461]

@@rawtrout3402 1:52

[@tigertoxins584]

Knowing peter, calling what he made "scrambled eggs" is very generous considering it's probably over 50% eggshells

[@MachineManGabb]

Why is nobody talking about quagmire having a literal rodent running around in his digestive system.

[@Daisy_518]

We don't know what to say😭

[@allways8782]

Well, it's not the tree frog he normally has stuck up in there, so...

[@parthmudgal9270]

Who else but....

[@criminal5508]

@@parthmudgal9270 QUAGMIRE!!!!

[@rose-yeah]

How is that even possible.

[@Alkahawliq]

I don't know what it is, but the fact that Peter named his falcon Xerxes just always makes me laugh!

[@Owledg]

dope name cant lie

[@MAXI2009100]

with Xerxes every meal is a pageant

[@tiaaaron3278]

Xerxes was a Persian king. Did he have falcons?

[@valgoyt912]

Yea it’s funny when Peter gets creative with his shenanigans

[@Stegosaurus_a_freak_of_nature]

@@tiaaaron3278he was an Achaemenid king, not necessarily persian

[@BlackRose85789]

It's like quagmire knew it was lois secretly.

[@evm6177]

Man this show just went beyond twisted with that last bit.

[@lwal2151]

“Unfortunately for you that man is very very Jewish” 😭😭😭😭

[@galexcell3468]

For the record: we don’t do that shit that ain’t cool

[@bezllama3325]

@@galexcell3468 yeah we do we make for good lawyers got many in my family

[@miguelmarcos1971]

@@bezllama3325 you make for excellent ashtray filler

[@danv.872]

​@@bezllama3325Christ said, “Woe to you lawyers as well! For you weigh men down with burdens hard to bear, while you yourselves will not even touch the burdens with one of your fingers."

[@darius4405]

@@galexcell3468why not

[@loukieprinsloo3530]

I think you know what I want…. Makes me laugh every time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sonicspyrofan5237]

2:02 That bird is one heck of a chef

[@jimtru8048]

"There's Meg and Dumbey and Big Head" really solidifies these 6 are no longer a family unit.

[@wellnecessity47]

way to analyze a...cartoon...

[@tigertoxins584]

You know what they say, familiarity breeds contempt

[@WikiaContributoItalian]

Why should Family Guy always be taken seriously?

[@kamronhiltunen245]

Quagmire at the end😂

[@mamushvandenhengel5287]

The dude is out of this world

[@JoshWomble]

It cuts off at the end but he says "Alright so now let's start filling up some other places"

[@allways8782]

@@JoshWomble 😫

[@lilprincekxb8358]

Giggity

[@Dillvn]

Ah ah ahh the bible’s pretty clear about that😂

[@jacopodefalco1789]

Yeah that's a funny joke but deceiving, cause the Bible is actually really NOT Clear about that, it has been manipulated so much, the Bible only says not to sleep with a child

[@evm6177]

🍷Amen.. 😆👍

[@nzxt_havoc836]

My favorite part. Amen to that doing God's work 😂😂😂

[@sunday501]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tanneredge9774]

I love being homophobic

[@Kurissu]

"Average bird who bought a Bowflex" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@guitarreilly]

For xerces every meal is a pageant! Love it

[@theb-show2702]

I don't know why i find it so funny when the animals do something on Stewie's head😂😂😂😂 man's grabbed the baby and coughed on it 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@MiMi-Elona]

So what makes this shampoo different from the one's in the super market... .....this shampoo have been in my Car.... those selling skills bro!!! 👏👏👏👏

[@iphone7shoots]

“What do you call that pointy thing again?” “………beak” 💀💀💀

[@kusattashitai2491]

Uh uh uh the Bible’s pretty clean about that had me dead 💀 😂

[@youngnavy_tnk]

The falcon just decided to stand on top of Stewie’s head for no reason🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Romy---]

Because it's a bird.

[@samurairaven]

Lol animals always love Stewie's head, like the horse.

[@SurpriseBGMI]

Quagmire is the best 😂😂😂

[@Kaitqnvv]

Ah!, Scared him out at the front 🤣

[@ognjenmisic7128]

6:33 I love "Family guy"

[@atheismistheway581]

Bibles very clear about that 😂😂😂🤣

[@obibraxton2232]

Ngl this was Family guy on top form 😂👏🏾

[@leonbanks5728]

It's so sad that the FCC doesn't allow shows like this to swear to their heart’s content.

[@nielsdaemen]

"Now let's start filling up some other places"!😂

[@donnielindon1015]

Great show stay safe yall.

[@wellnecessity47]

wtf

[@emanueldelacruz1101]

😂 covid is a joke

[@ShameTheSluts]

There is no threat

[@rubizz1684]

"there's meg and dummy and big head"😭

[@surajwani4929]

😄😄😄😄 her money....

[@SixTheDeserter]

Family guy throwin facts🤣

[@Demodeous]

A bird serving his owner a bird to eat...

[@a.turner8813]

I want Xerez❤️ throw an elephant on the table 😂

[@halyketarrant]

It’s Xerxes

[@myman8336]

sexreX

[@simalukic146]

1:20 Well That Super Bird Ruined Everything! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@talalfarooq432]

LoL mort's call! 😂😂🤑

[@tomdegrange8024]

Family guy is like king of the hill really funny

[@evm6177]

Man this show just went beyond twisted.

[@allankingori9098]

Why is no one talking about why the coughing guy coughed on the baby?🤣

[@10percent4DaBigGuy]

lol perhaps a Avg Bird that bought a bowflex

[@koonehkun6404]

"There 's meg, dummy and big head!" Wtf Lois?

[@MrKevinTurley]

That last scene had me gagging

[@samuelluiz7024]

Quagmire is the real deal🤣🤣🤣

[@ivanhristov9929]

"Xerxes find Lois's purse" Xerxes comes back with sheep and throws on the table... "This is your new purse Lois 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's hilarious

[@shanu6478]

"aaaaahhhh" 😂😂😂

[@cooperjensen9003]

Peter sounded like kieth Morrison during the open mouth interview

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

That's a pretty strong falcon.

[@NEKORID]

Is no one going to say how Christine Baranski looks 20 years younger in family guy? The sketchers must have thought of Julianna Margulies and when they realized was like, fck it lol

[@davidramirez3888]

Ayo Lois got the Gluck Gluck 9000

[@AnonymousKR1]

Stewman group loool

[@LexinityVR]

Looks like a perigrine if you ask me, Peregrine falcons eat other birds by diving on them not rodents.

[@youwillbedealtwith]

I'm going through dark times. I keep fighting and fighting but I eventually get tired. Family guy helps me zone oit of it all 😢

[@justinstein4712]

Should family guy have new episodes on a Monday

[@BlueRazor69]

The Simpsons did that exact resume bit like 12 years ago

[@unkownunkown6077]

Is KZbin drunk, 1 comment 2 Comments seen right now

[@leandroaldana3790]

there was a reply that’s why.

[@biscuit340]

You are drunke ehe

[@JuanPena-ql1hi]

Let's start filling other places now😅😅😅

[@StallionFernando]

"Ah-ah-ah the bible's pretty clear about that" lol

[@quincywright4395]

Lois would’ve got hit talking about me ( even tho it’s true) mom or not I’m gonna hit u for calling me dumb 😂💯

[@jalepeenus]

okay, maniac

[@cyrusthevrus]

7:13 *L M A O*

[@Youareaghouleater]

Peter: admit you have a rodent situation "Admit it" Rodent run out of Quagmire's mouth Me: what the actual f- 😵‍💫

[@wadedevinney9681]

“Feed Mastah”

[@fluffyfeetbmf]

Tony come back🤣🤣🤣

[@Hyuzuka]

Birdhouse.

[@oldnite3414]

*ah ah ah, the Bible is pretty clear about that*

[@SS33333]

It's a shame we don't have Family Guy n Simpsons in India.

[@johanneshaukanes4531]

2:05 Hahaha XD

[@galexcell3468]

5:47 and why is that good lmao?

[@jacob7608]

More Xerxes please.

[@noah16]

So I am on a unlisted video. I wonder how this happened

[@user-yw8ww1kn5b]

Peter is a fool 🤣 😂 😅😅😅😅😅😅.also talking nonsense an acting crazy😂😂😂😂

[@lazypotatogirl8163]

8:24😂😂

[@nofacekiller8287]

Come to think about Lois Voice sounds like Fran from the "Nanny"

[@nofacekiller8287]

Yes it is her 😂

[@Lucifer-qt9gh]

Um nope ..alex borstein...mad tv lady

[@nofacekiller8287]

@@Lucifer-qt9gh it's not??

[@spookz_nyeyt2585]

Spread the gospel before it’s too late and if your not intreated in God or religion and in spreading the gospel you don’t have too.!

[@musamilton6420]

What season is this

[@iamnerd223]

No budget cut

[@akash_singh_512]

Which episode?

[@zoechan1Chan]

I feel angry when the guy took the eagle to peter

[@erivam_galdino]

"☝️Uh ☝️uh ☝️uh! The bible is pretty clear about that"

[@humanity5272]

😂😂😂

[@tapssammaust]

what the hell is wrong with Quagmire

[@Jashluvsuuu]

4:19 😭

[@zeusdeuce7438]

“Yea 🙄 her money” 😂

[@Sksk27547]

Hello, trinh.

[@masi1936]

Yeah metoo labevee

[@borat3105]

Cheddar doritoes are good

[@infamous6969]

Tony comeback...

[@Touriamoubachiir01]

Superbird

[@humanity5272]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rajveersingh2k04]

Don't make fun of hindu god

[@buraqstudio0786]

😂 😂 😂

[@someoneonearth101]

Episode no..

[@mikehenry6129]

ROMAN 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.✝️💙

[@lenoirx]

lmfaoo

[@pocketaces777]

Jewish guys really get off counting every dollar? Hahaha

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

Yes. Vile

[@lucqq3792]

@@DrJ-hx7wv anti semitism is vile too

[@optimisticnihilist3417]

@@lucqq3792 nah

[@lucqq3792]

@@optimisticnihilist3417 yeah

[@galexcell3468]

No, we don’t be doin that stuff

[@realkiach2399]

Pointy ting

[@patronerox]

Okay no budget cut

[@ARCatW]

her resume T.T

[@uncrewedeye0402]

Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo you don't Steal my fuckin bird

[@randomtf2player215]

About 5th

[@gamedo4269]

2:53

[@andrewblack293]

Zerxuis rules!!

[@missdauntless7935]

Falcon

[@jackholmes6877]

ARRRGGGOOOOS

[@KurtLongDizzle]

I wish someone would post the actual name of the episodes somewhere in the comments so we can se the non fucked up version

[@lucasmarra5951]

Season 11 Episode 15, my friend

[@King_Bocachica36]

That’s offensive my mom works at Mary Kay