Sharticles 22 | Barshens

[@ChadMojito]

these episodes should be one hour long, I feel like I could never get tired of watching this

[@darkdialga777]

FAKE! YOU ARE FAKE NEWS, ER, I MEAN, FAKE TAT!

[@DASyam-tb7qt]

Fake Stuart Ashen channel. Fake-ception

[@samholdsworth420]

​@@DASyam-tb7qthuh

[@mastermarkus5307]

Paul got me at "hardened criminal". I am so excited for the next Cheapshow.

[@jacobnion2525]

It's pretty late, but I love how you can see Barry remembering that he has never seen Star Wars at 5:34

[@samholdsworth420]

LOL!!!! 🤣

[@DoctorObscure]

I love how they start out making fun of the gravy thing, then go on obsessing about it themselves.

[@user-st7rq3sn7v]

Traumatized by Gravy...... My new heavy metal band....

[@solaireofastora7178]

your gravy is weak old man - North Vader

[@Brizzle427]

I love the look of pure confusion on barrys face when stuart starts to talk about Jabbas trap door

[@Joker341Plays]

If you have auto-generated subtitles, at 0:33 when Barry says "Welcome to Barshens" it translates as "Welcome to abortions"!

[@Joker341Plays]

1:18 as well xD Oh my God, hahaha

[@robott6696]

Joker341Plays same thing

[@KasumiKenshirou]

Must've been some mixup with Lindsay Ellis's channel.

[@KougajiCalling]

That's pretty common, though I have also seen "well comb to combinations"

[@choochbrigadier]

We need a 1 week Barshens marathon in celebration of 100k subs call it the *Barshens 100k Blitz*

[@crackedemerald4930]

That's one way to get rid of the french

[@ArcturusDeluxe]

The Chuckle Brothers currency should be Chucklebucks.

[@grimTales1]

Loved the Arnie impression "I need your clothes, your boots and your toilet!" XD

[@KlyeKlyeKlye]

Please get the Chuckle Brothers on Barshens! They're my childhood heroes! (and current heroes)

[@RetroPlus]

YES!

[@q3znw6j88aywnwy]

I’m sorry

[@Spike-Prime]

RIP Barry Elliot

[@RichardPlaysStuff]

A Paul, Paul, Barry and Barry collab? Hell yeah.

[@SpiritHug-band]

Why does this channel not have one million subs yet 😩

[@ahandsomefridge]

Because now we can justifiably distinguish ourselves from the common people aka tell everyone we were there before it was cool.

[@mrflibble1259]

Anonymity well it's taken 2 years to get to 100000. If we keep going at that rate we'll get there by 2026.

[@thehappylittlefoxakabenji8154]

probably because there aren't a million idiots out there

[@LuisMorales-xv7yy]

this isnt a clickbait channel, also good chanels dont need more subs, needs more views

[@Khanemis]

Because you still didn't make your 800K fake accounts. So get to it!:)

[@morkusmorkus6040]

Phuket is actually pronounced Poo-ket...and I'm not even shitting you. This WAS the ultimate sharticle.

[@R33Racer]

*MASSIVE.* *PENILE.* *MUSCLE.* *DESTRUCTION.*

[@RetroPlus]

My god, what an episode! This one was just full of shart. Amazing.

[@maxximumb]

That first sharticle, it looked like arse gravy cascading over the pie.

[@RetroPlus]

Maxx B Liquid daihorea.

[@antster1983]

That would never do in Wigan.

[@complexrolls]

Here is a quote from the grandad;"It was leaking so much that I had to get one of my grandchildren’s nappies and put it around it to stop the flow."

[@sirloinestakegames7866]

I am currently laid up with flu. I had over 40 nosebleeds over three days. This is my half term from work as a teacher and I am spending it laid up in bed being stared at by my dog. This is the perfect tonic. This has perked me right up. Thank you Barshens. What I would give to visit the set and say hi!

[@stuartashen7463]

What do you teach? Why do you want to be surrounded by kids? Pervert!!

[@rwaitwhat]

You know, I can't think of any other show that's still been good after 22 episodes in the same format. Even Firefly would have gotten old if it was 22 episodes of Wash and Kaylee sitting around reading future-news headlines. But you guys pull it off. ❤

[@MrSquark]

I love it when Ashens speaks in the Norfolk accent.

[@DrRockso79]

The guy in #3 must have taken those Poundland viagra knockoffs...

[@Lukethefox]

I would love to see a Chuckle Brothers-style show with Ashens & Barry where they do odd jobs and all kinds of trouble happen.

[@robkyle8199]

Barry's face just after Ashens mentioned Jabba the Hutt. Priceless.

[@Graytail]

My mothers gravy is so thick it can glue carrot slices together, and any left over sets like custard within half an hour. But damn it tastes good!

[@mspenrice]

Most misplaced use of "but", 2018

[@Graytail]

How so?

[@PribPrib]

The Wayne's World 2 quote made this episode for me! "But the shop keeper and his son were a different story all together. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.."

[@sheendex]

Also you seem to. Be enjoying yourselves even more since you got Patreon. I'm guessing because some pressure is off re paying crew. Yay!

[@benburton3926]

Congrats on 100k guys

[@Donice09]

As a northerner I can confirm watery gravy is a sin.

[@ILoveRedPandas95]

I loved watching the chuckle brothers

[@LeDinx]

"It's probably just a damp tampon" ~ Stuart Ashen, 2018

[@olioctane]

I can’t be the only one that waits a week for a new Barshens video only to feel slightly disappointed to see that it’s yet another Sharticles episode. At least include Eli and Paul into the discussion!

[@NotSuitableForMum]

I'ma southerner and I don't think i have had gravy that weak! Needs some cornflour or something to thicken it up! Especially for pie.

[@mspenrice]

I can witness from my childhood that there's no quicker way to completely ruin a cornish pasty than to pour that sort of pseduojus onto it.

[@SectionSkyly]

Tittybiscuits is from an old Reeves and Mortimer sketch, where it's the title of an album their characters (Mulligan & O'Hare) are releasing. Well worth watching if you like comedy that's a complete mindfuck.

[@stuartashen7463]

So is watching your Mam trying to separate her thighs.

[@omnipresentsnowflake4698]

Chuckle chuckle vision, a quality show indeed

[@Spike-Prime]

Hearing you guys talk about the Chuckle Brothers and wanting them on the show made me feel very sad now...

[@LoserwinS1]

Now we finally know what Ms. Claus is up to in the off season!

[@coyoteartist]

I don't know what more shart, the article or the sorry excuse for gravy.

[@jordandurham8951]

Omg. I had a dream about The Chuckle Brothers being on Barshens!🙀🙀🙀

[@ew4nnn]

Gravy needs to be so think, the only way it can be put on a plate is by getting a knife and slicing it

[@anxietyreliefcentral]

I'd much rather have a Chuckle Brothers shrine than a laptop.

[@RetroPlus]

Something New hehe.

[@Wehiremonkeys]

Something New You have offended the great schlepp by misspelling it's name... Or I have. *Runs and hides.

[@Kaimanshead]

God- I have been to Woking many times and I find it quite nice. Did seem some older teen drug dealers once though. That was funny

[@SuperPuggle]

Congrats on 100,000 Subs

[@SuperPuggle]

Stuart Ashen thank you thank you

[@M1K3YC]

a ban from woking is far from a punishment. more of a favour

[@ethie6562]

This video is painfully relate-able: 3 minutes into watching and my laptop decides to update and blow out. So anyway, it's fifteen minutes later and I can FINALLY watch the video. Also this is relate-able because I've got a signed Chuckle Brothers hat and t-shirt, and while I'm well aware that's likely not something to boast about, it's just about all I've got going for me. Yes, ladies, enjoy.

[@jaywrights]

Oh, I'm so buying that shirt

[@koenvandamme6901]

That hardened criminal joke though.

[@FriendShapedKD]

Barshens field trip!!!

[@DiggingForFacts]

100.000 Subscribers: when can we expect our BillyJoel - Uptown Girl cover with the entire crew?

[@lewisfleming1765]

I was on a walk with my mum and brother 2 days ago when I spotted a tampon on the pavement when my brother was mixing vodka and irn bru (Scottish soft drink) but maybe that was because it was in an alley

[@abbystevens5693]

Oh man! I ll never look at a bowl of hot soup the same...I ll remember the damping tampon whahaha!

[@MojitoMouse]

Next Sharticles, I wanna see Stuart in that shirt! XD

[@gunfuego]

LoL Triggered by gravy, that's a new one . Also that looked more like aju sauce that gravy.....

[@RichardPlaysStuff]

Me and my sister on the opposite ends of the gravy spectrum. My sister would love that kind of gravy but I like it too thick so Sunday roasts are always awkward lmao

[@shuriKen469]

i've got just the kind of gravy your sister would enjoy. cascadingly smooth!

[@mspenrice]

How you fix that is you make the gravy to your liking, then give her a second jug three quarters full of hot water that she can pour some of the proper stuff into and stir up to make her own personal batch of dirty dishwater.

[@Shea_rat_milk]

Love you guys xxx

[@lostevesy]

Mrs Claus? Santa what's your wife up to

[@TheDavidGBurns]

Eeeurgh did this come up on my feed because of the keyword chuckle brothers? #toosoon

[@darkbrisco]

My sleep deprived self was looking for the skip intro button for a moment.

[@woodyofp8574]

My theory is that every episode of this, as well as all the ashens stuff, is pre-recorded from a few years ago, and that they've both been killed, with their videos being uploaded and scanned, to eventually create computer generated videos with an algorithm for what the "perfect video" will be. They've been doing stuff because of being forced, and that's why alot of stuff is in series form. Computers, man, never trust them. That's what you get when you open a POP-station, I suppose. A trojan human-replacing virus.

[@Hil0]

I had a read of the article about the exploding testicle, and I can summarize it in one word: damn.

[@robertthomas2117]

That ending... Oh dear, Oh dear.

[@RoobehTunes]

Slowly they will turn this segment into Paul's "Pick Me Up" readthrough on cheap show.

[@Avellania]

That ugly shirt is currently $17.78, stuff like that is always either very cheap or ridiculously expensive.

[@LadyBernkastel92]

As An American who's never even had Pie with chips and gravy, I gotta say it sounded great until that video happened.... I can't think of who in their right minds would think just pouring brown water on fries would look appetizing?

[@BobMonkeypimp]

LadyBernkastel92 Canadians..

[@mspenrice]

But the gravy they use for Poutine looks so thick and silky...?!

[@doubtfulguest5450]

_"home-idge"_ Barry is such a prole. I don't accept that he's reached his age without ever having heard somebody pronounce _o-marge._

[@stuartashen7463]

Don't talk about my butt buddy Barry in that way. Pissflap face.

[@oneofmanyjames-es1643]

I wasn't expecting this to turn into Shartishirts.

[@penwoopydo]

I think I watched the salmonella testie explosion on an Australian news site a few weeks ago or s month ago

[@nobel11]

Chuckle Bucks

[@woolenhat5796]

When they pour bisto over perfectly sliced chicken and Vanessa Williams sings save the best for last. #gravyporn

[@mspenrice]

This isn't just any over sexualised grocery advert...

[@schalkespringer]

please wear that shirt next Barshens with the Bars/Hens logo patches added like usual

[@PaulGannonLives]

#FakeStus

[@chasser12345]

I can’t imagine the chuckle brothers would be too much to hire, they tour night clubs and stuff

[@gingerelvis]

It was at this point in the experiment I had to be subdued

[@danforbes3573]

I wanna see the Chuckle Brothers on Barshens! Right, Im off to find the Chuckle Brothers Hitman Absolution Promo.

[@ApatheticallyClowning]

Does Au jus not exist in the UK?

[@mspenrice]

Only on pretentious cooking shows

[@oharper26]

Please get the chuckle boys in a episode!!!!

[@goofboy413]

That shirt looks like a Hotline Miami level.

[@abingleyboy]

Fake grass burns ya knees! Re: Fake food Photos: Cereal in Milk, wood glue is used for the milk. That patchwork shirt looks like a Noel Edmonds must have!

[@ihartevil]

thx for this funny weird ha bisky sharticles vid I love the reviews you read when there are some

[@trayzen7302]

Damn, here before the notification.

[@DeaconTaylor]

never heard of the chuckle brothers before barshens. guess they didnt make it out of england.

[@mspenrice]

They did try, once, but thankfully they were caught before making it through customs.

[@centurionfox3827]

Good luck to you all

[@MechaFenris]

"Hardened Criminal" :) FTW!

[@Halfpipesaur]

this episode is awarded the "most convoluted titles" award

[@saskiakiernan5922]

I love paul SO much

[@PaulGannonLives]

That's very nice of you to say!

[@ahandsomefridge]

Like most dutch people I never quite understood the whole gravy and fries thing. But at least we can have mayonaise with it.

[@ollieb9875]

Good shart. 😁

[@abbystevens5693]

very enjoyable!

[@ollieb9875]

Abby van der Pluijm yes.

[@preferredimage]

"Making gravy down below"?!

[@sawyererickson3424]

What the hell is that end clip of Paul from

[@mspenrice]

The banned chuckle brothers episode that he guest starred in

[@Helldhaz]

Lads, lads, lads. Chucklebucks.

[@mrflibble1259]

7:53 are you sure that one isn't Paul?

[@RS250Squid]

I just fancy pie and chips, but I probably couldn't keep it down cos I have a stomach bug. I've been seeing plenty of watery gravy myself :(. (Sorry, sorry sorry, I know, bad Andy, it was there, I just had to take it!)

[@reececowell6642]

It was for Hitman no subtitle not Absolution Stuart you ninny

[@mspenrice]

I'm from Birmingham (you can argue amongst yourself about whether that's north or south) and can't stand thin gravy. Spent ten solid years at home trying to break my mum of the habit of putting about one spoon of bisto in a litre of boiling water without success... always made it nice and thick since having my own place. It's not gravy if it's the same texture as water... that's jus. And jus only belongs on Masterchef.

[@sheendex]

I thought the chuckle brothers had died at first...

[@MrUhlus]

Could you please put the links to the articles in the description?

[@MathewHaswell]

Why is the sock-puppet still in the logo?

[@Johnnyafc]

I love a shart on a Friday

[@enjoiorange]

Where can I buy a barshens shirt ?

[@Offensive_Username]

Get that shirt!

[@Chiggins_]

It's very soft, quite a nice material (materials, rather)