Good Mythical Porning | Barshens

[@oneofmanyjames-es1643]

You did a Barshens about porn without Eli? This is sacrilege!

[@twocvbloke]

If Eli was there, the video would never have been uploaded, the internet can't handle his filth... :P

[@strorebree8288]

Given the context, it's difficult not to hear a euphemism when you say 'his filth'.

[@wolfyboy]

we ALL know, that would be TOO dirty for humanity!

[@matthewb3635]

It gives Dana and Paul a fair chance of winning

[@KBlackW]

I honestly expected him to magically appear when they said 'beetlejizz' three times in a row

[@HiFolksImAdam]

#BarryWasThrobbed

[@ellaisplotting]

Well done, well done

[@Gun5hip]

AHHHAHA

[@Fishyninjabreadman]

You win the internet

[@sadmeat8937]

#BarryWasGobbed

[@jmckendry84]

I always assumed Eli would be the "weird sleazy one" in Barshens, but after seeing this it's definitely Paul.

[@thomasjenkins7506]

eli strikes me as regular sleazy, but paul is definitely weird sleazy.

[@thomasjenkins7506]

well, we know the only porn eli would know is the modular kind.

[@EMusyk]

listen to the cheapshow podcast, Paul is absolutely 100% odd sleazy.

[@faenethlorhalien]

@@thomasjenkins7506 only if it has AMPLITUDE

[@oily4545]

Wow imagine the people who were introduced to Barshens through My Virgin Kitchen...

[@popcorns6472]

Mainly gonna be from Stuart though, at least he swears in his videos.

[@Halfpipesaur]

The porn parody of "My virgin kitchen" - "My virgin bitchin' "

[@NoFormalTraining]

Virgins no more me thinks.

[@madgirllolly]

Hi

[@3coldcapricorn227]

Halfpipesaur no virgin kitchen

[@Popolothe1]

Linton is a hero. The editing in these never fails to make me laugh.

[@pwelbourn]

That looked like it was an uncomfortable 10 minutes for Stuart.

[@ellaisplotting]

*struggles to refrain from making a sex joke*

[@adamwatson2914]

More like for Ryan XD

[@spooky6703]

"A man with a wide gush" *cuts to Stuart making a face*

[@FerHivore]

@@adamwatson2914 Seriously. Nothing like spending quality time with your uncle and his volatile, ghostbusters-obsessed friend, talking about porn.

[@PompeyJimmy]

On this episode of Good Mythical Porning, we answer the age old question... Will It Porn Movie? Lets talk about that!

[@MeAuntieNora]

Can't wait until someone screams "Tokyo" while someone plays with a pussy in the background.

[@PompeyJimmy]

Me Auntie Nora WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ;)

[@summerlaverdure]

PompeyJimmy kzbin.info/www/bejne/q6GXlZxoibiDldk

[@PompeyJimmy]

Sine Nomine Perfect!!

[@AliFareedMC]

PompeyJimmy lol you are a recent fan aren't you Lol

[@twocvbloke]

MVK Barry - Innocent, reserved and not at all dirty... Barshens Barry - Perverted and somewhat disturbingly dirty.......... :S

[@justme002]

MVK Barry has his moments.

[@DamonVDAmore]

MVK Barry is Dad Barry, Barshens Barry is Bloke Barry.

[@Sakovri]

It's like he's a human or something.

[@scruffydarealog2632]

twocvbloke In a good way though. :p

[@OnlyEpicEmber]

Barry seems to have lost all sense of pride and shame and it's glorius

[@Elleander1]

I have never wanted a sequel more in my life.

[@heroprotagonist7499]

Someone please help Linton. He’s suffering.

[@debogs6477]

A lot of people are saying "where's Eli". But I think everyone on Barshens knows that Eli being on this video would be a fast track to demonitization....

[@bornautomaton]

I'm so glad you guys didn't end this. This is bloody brilliant.

[@Its_A_Meag]

Barshens vs Mythical Morning. The fight is on.

[@TheCJRhodes]

The last couple of minutes were probably the funniest moments in Barshens history. I've always found your videos entertaining and funny, but the editing, captions and reactions gave me a serious belly laugh for the first time XD

[@TheCJRhodes]

and it's a shame how good this episode is, because if there is a way for youtube to go even further than demonetization, this video would be a good reason for it.

[@koenvandamme6901]

Barry immediately starts inviting porn stars. Why am I not surprised?

[@benmooe2]

I'm surprised because both Paul and Ashens know porn directors who could have "cum" on to the show

[@swanningabout]

I don't know. Why are you surprised?

[@atomicboomstick2543]

I get the feeling that even though Barry is probably close to 40, he only discovered sex about 5 years ago and porn at the start of 2015.

[@GmodPlusWoW]

Speaking of "Cliffbanger", I remember seeing a video of people banging in climbing gear, high up on a cliff-face. Yes, it actually happened, and yes it was pretty metal. Also, the girl was the one "on top" if I recall. Also also, dinosaur porn is indeed a niche that exists. But I'm pretty sure it's all either hand-drawn or animated in SFM.

[@TheHutchy01]

I mean that's frankly impressive

[@AtheistOrphan]

‘Shaving Ryan’s privates’

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Shaving Private Ryan.

[@moosegoose3159]

I think "Fleshlance" would be a better title. It suggests so much.

[@katierandall9191]

The variety and quantity of Paul's euphemisms is...really something.

[@judgebigmansion3492]

Stuart has never looked so uncomfortable

[@OneandOnlyNewcomer3]

I nearly clicked this with my family thinking it was actually Good Mythical Morning, which we watch every day. That could have been bad.

[@swanningabout]

Of course

[@gingerelvis]

In a weird way I'm kind of glad Barshens has no hope of monetisation or we wouldn't get gold like this!

[@FlyingKipperEh]

I love Stuarts expressions in this. He looks like he wanted to go and take a shower cause this was diiirty xD

[@SiGhast]

Barry has never sounded quite so innocent as when he suggested there might be guys who are into butt.

[@VoilaTadaOfficial]

I'm subbed to GMM and Barshens and for a second I thought GMM uploaded a 4th video about Barshens and was thoroughly confused.

[@BepisKimten114]

I've rewound the ending with Paul doing his thing 3 times now and it just keeps getting funnier.

[@DeuteriumtheSentientMattress]

I love how Stuart deliberately used the word "defiled" xP

[@dantefloressq]

Paul makes me feel like i need to take...several baths.

[@Ricky-oi3wv]

Amanda Flores Man's a cringe machine.

[@mauriceh7558]

CANT WAIT for arsehens

[@sithdoestat4432]

Fleshdance is a hentai... don't ask how I know this information...

[@mjc0961]

Don't need to, it's obvious

[@NeoSaturos123]

#PAULWASROBBED

[@aussieontherocks99]

"Poonies" in retrospect is kind of antiquated now. Today it would be "The Gooners"

[@yokab]

Never thought that four 40+ men talking about porn titles could be so much fun

[@Atomica1996]

Kobi Tzarfati I think Stuart is the only one that is just now 40. His nephew is about half his age. Barry is in his late 30s and idk about Paul

[@scruffydarealog2632]

Atomica1996 i believe Paul's 38 or 39 years old

[@sanctuary570]

me: *eating slightly off tasting pasta* Paul: "anal drippage"

[@marthulu6220]

I cant imagine the conversation between Barry and his wife, LET ALONE the one when his kids are old enough to watch these or kids in school tell Barrys kids hes a pervert

[@СерафимГанеев]

no he's not

[@chaoshawkins]

the continued endings of the episode made me laugh so much XD

[@bettyf4140]

This might just have the best title of anything ever.

[@joannegray5138]

I worked in a video shop for a few months in 2000 (the year, that is). There was a trend back then for churning out porno versions of recent releases, which we hired out to eager, but disappointed professional tossers. The ban on A Clockwork Orange was lifted, so it got its first official UK video and DVD release, followed closely by A Clockwork Orgy, which was very popular with our dirty mac wearing patrons. Someone actually bought the porno version of Gladiator (forget what it was called) but they returned it after a few days, demanding a refund because the DVD wouldn't play and was "damaged". On closer inspection, the DVD was covered in dried jiz and loads of scratches and other stains (everyone in the shop scrubbed their hands thoroughly after handling it) which the customer claimed had been on there before he'd bought it. He didn't get his refund.

[@pearkore6821]

Joanne Gray woah

[@cainycain4057]

All of you should go watch Jim Stirling's reviews of "Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen" and "Oversnatch".

[@LlamaFluff]

Uh oh, my Aunt is called America.

[@ChrissieBear]

MassErect is a subreddit. :D

[@natsume-hime2473]

It was also the joke Yahtzee made about that title when he reviewed the first game over a decade ago.

[@pixelplays964]

Ass Effect, too

[@aaronlippincott7385]

_The Secretion of Spunky Island_ is the best thing I’ve ever heard

[@devttyUSB0]

I'm so glad i found this channel :)

[@AdventuresWithJenko]

Reliable as ever Barry. Using all of your resources at hand to check your facts!

[@marak_]

Wow, I visited KZbin at the right time!

[@mickyt7690]

Such a proper lads moment. Loving it.

[@GrandCorsair]

God Flesh Dance sounds like a horror film.

[@manifatzigula]

Another classic. Well done lads

[@SweetieSophie]

Oh Paul, you're so amazing. You should have done Paul v Eli! 😍😍

[@mrflibble1259]

This video has more endings than lord of the rings

[@synthgal1090]

Oh god I laughed so hard at the false endings so hard I got heartburn

[@peterballard6107]

If love to see an episode where they just quiz Barry on pop culture

[@blobbem]

Oh no... I won't be able to watch Barshens in April once the new UK porn laws come into affect. Thanks, Barry.

[@josh.w3554]

blobbem what law?

[@RobertT1999]

Josh .W A law that requires age verification on all sites that deal with sexual content. If it isn't enforced, sites and ISPs will be fined by the government. So basically they will now track your Pornographic history which will be assigned to you personally and you'll only be able to have access to it if you're 18+. Hopefully there will be ways around it like VPNs.

[@josh.w3554]

I just turned 18. VPN FTW

[@LairdDeimos]

That is the least intelligent thing in British politics since about 5 minutes ago. Really, just about an hourly idiocy.

[@Clay3613]

It got shot down though.

[@CheeseLord]

Ashens got his shirt back!

[@NeoDragoN7676]

Barry talking about "Butt Beads" and me thinking of Mrs Barry has added a whole new dimension to My Virgin Kitchen.

[@MajikManX]

Another great video guys!

[@polishenglish8356]

Just a casual conversation about hardcore porn :D

[@xen0bia]

There is an actual Who Framed Roger Rabbit porn spoof, though it's called Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit. It's awful.

[@swanningabout]

Challenging wank?

[@LeafShade]

Porn just isn't the same without Eli.

[@sawyererickson3424]

Honestly I just feel bad for Linton.

[@TheCapdown]

Gannon absolutely in his element today

[@kahjunn9427]

'Brazshens'

[@polishenglish8356]

I nearly laughed my ass off during the outro :D

[@timmowarner]

Barshens turned into a hardcore porn channel so gradually I never really noticed.

[@DarkwolfRedsoul]

This was exactly what i needed now.

[@nelly9463]

Is it only me that wants to see Stuart and Barry create the fake movie posters

[@OfficialChrissums]

Paul you and I once got into a spat because I said you were unfunny. Well I have gotta say youve gotten a lot better and I liked you a lot this episode. Youre much for natural on camera now. Good work.

[@seanfitz1234]

Paul is so mean to Barry!

[@bradleymorgan8223]

Barshens is not afraid of youtube, I love it.

[@celticmyths5009]

I'm just surprised Jurassic Pork is actually real porn since the first time I heard the title was on the Red Green show (I think one of the characters was talking about a failed meat business he'd had). Anyway, very funny episode.

[@doubtfulguest5450]

The continuity of Paul's glorious beard ~

[@DJEylisium]

WHERE WAS ELI!?

[@narthic]

WE still want more!

[@stevenallen4173]

i'm watching this on my phone and as paul pulled the chain down from the top of the frame I got a notification

[@alex-simpson]

Schindler's Fist

[@Coogs42]

Was I this only one who remembered Charlie Brooker's bit on Sky Movies when Edward Penishands came up

[@F_I_J_I_W_A_T_E_R]

This brings a whole new meaning to dink it and sink it.

[@Defensive_Wounds]

Plump Friction (Pulp Fiction) The Ejaculator (The Terminator) Brashens (Barshens)

[@ev3803]

"Never ask a lady from babe station if she'd like to come" I'll do what I want...😉😏

[@georgethakur]

Man, it's been so long since I've heard of World of Goo.

[@shaneoid361]

Carry on Barshens!

[@cawschwarzraben359]

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[@MagisterMalleus]

Cousin Dan's moustache gives me life.

[@Evilness_]

Ash spends a lot of time here looking very disappointed Lol ;p

[@mixxling]

This may be the hardest I've laughed at an episode.

[@justme002]

That's a brave title. I wouldn't be surprised if Rhett and Link were pretty litigious now that they've gone corporate.

[@amelialikesfrogs5778]

That was weird. I had never heard of flesh Gordon the spoof porn before but I was listening to a Josh Whiddicomb podcast (from 6 years ago)JUST THIS MORNING where it was mentioned too. That was weird. Apparently this is an actual phycological effect or something where you hear repeated phrases for the first time or they stand out, I can't remember what it is but I seem to remember it was on QI

[@kittysplode]

more often it's resonant social frequencies within the circles we jerk.

[@rzeka]

5 years late, but it's called the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.

[@jamesgarrington]

The ending scarred me for life...

[@jimmylongguns]

“Indiana bone and the Tempe of Pune” is the greatest porn parody ever made !!!!

[@MyManiacGamer]

This video is peak Barshens 😂😂

[@ScruffyNerfer]

Did Barry style his hair like 'There's something about Mary'?

[@jamesgarrington]

Hello there demonetisation...

[@b3tchlasagna385]

that was the most awkward thing i ever watched

[@DarkestVampire92]

Wood Rocket... i know you´re watching this. Barshens porn parody, make it happen.

[@UnagiWatanabe]

Best barshens edit!

[@VineFynn]

I literally did pause porn to watch some more Barshens out of boredom, lol

[@defs8073]

Lol?

[@KneeDeepInTheDead81]

I'd be lying if I said that didn't give me denim rub-rubs.

[@sadmeat8937]

That effin ending!!!

[@animalaffinity8952]

I'm willing to be a Hen if there are any Bars about? Let's make Asshens a reality!

[@chriswinspear7965]

Makes a big deal about them dropping the 'the' and it being 'Poonies'. The cover clearly shows 'The Poonies'.