If it weren’t for the guy with McDonald’s this moment would have never been caught on camera. Dave should thank him
@kovy6893 жыл бұрын
And the criminal did it RIGHT in front of the police. Audacious.
@kovy6893 жыл бұрын
@UR DADDY Yup
@JimNortonsAlcoholism3 жыл бұрын
@@kovy689 Hit the police car and they didn't do shit LMAO
@cbuc63163 жыл бұрын
If that happened in Florida.....
@garybuseyexperience44063 жыл бұрын
Wait 5 minutes, it'll happen again.
@declanhiggins70792 жыл бұрын
6:13 “I don’t know what’s going on” ….. “you’re the weirdest part” made me spit my drink out hahahaha
@nuck-2 жыл бұрын
"i got a poke bowl in the car!" - "that's great...." immediately turns away HA
@Rowsy91 Жыл бұрын
lmao yep its always the ones that hang around that are the oddest part of the video
@maxwellekleberry962911 ай бұрын
I was a little bit behind in the video scrolling through comments …. As I’m taking a sip of my drink I clicked your time stamp and spit my drink out through my nose I laughed so hard 😂
@declanhiggins707911 ай бұрын
@@maxwellekleberry9629 I posted that comment a year ago and I’ve just re-watched the video, So god bless you for reminding me about it haha
@maxwellekleberry962911 ай бұрын
@@declanhiggins7079 shit was so funny 😂
@Bandstand3 жыл бұрын
Someone steals a car and hits the police and Prez calls the chicken sandwich guy crazy 😂
@vshah10103 жыл бұрын
He said the McDonalds guy asking to taste the chicken sandwich is crazier than the carjacking. I would agree with that.
@thechosenoneforyou3 жыл бұрын
Nah the chicken sandwich guy is wild. Carjacking happens and he starts talking bout how he has a poke bowl in his car
@monkeygraborange3 жыл бұрын
@@thechosenoneforyou ...that he's bringing to his "girlfriend."
@KM-mq1nv3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@gabagoo45473 жыл бұрын
He wasn’t crazy. I liked the gesture lol
@ycombine10532 жыл бұрын
The live carjacking right in front of the police might just be the most Chicago thing ever.
@niukid893 жыл бұрын
As a native Chicagoan, that is one of the most Chicago things you guys could have witnessed.
@lionelhutz31423 жыл бұрын
Or maybe a “hobo rape” on a Chicago bus or subway. That’s pretty common here too 👍🏼
@pdubzpyro3 жыл бұрын
Facts. Theft of all kinds
@pdubzpyro3 жыл бұрын
@@lionelhutz3142 eh, at 32.9 per year, I say overall theft at about 3000 a year is the winner. North America in general is the largest area of less rape and sexual assault cases. The ones they catch anyways. I do think about these numbers, which also would mean the same for other crime.
@joeldukes3033 жыл бұрын
Chicago eats it......
@jayquick65203 жыл бұрын
I had the over on some classic Chicago gang violence
@BoverdeseKnuttz3 жыл бұрын
As a newcomer to the Barstool Pizza reviews, I love how he’s always like “one bite everybody knows the rules” and then proceeds to demolish the entire slice lmao
@ADRzone3 жыл бұрын
A single slice is considered "One Bite" as a metaphor! So the whole slice is "one bite", not a review from one actual bite... Hope you understood Dave's way.
@BoverdeseKnuttz3 жыл бұрын
@@ADRzone I understand Dave’s way just about as much as I understand your comment. What a bizarrely nonsensical response that was my friend.
@ADRzone3 жыл бұрын
@@BoverdeseKnuttz But yet that is the metaphor 🤷 things wont change because you can't understand them... Is a metaphor!
@Yahoozcraft3 жыл бұрын
@@ADRzone it’s actually cuz he knows in one bite of the pizza is atrocious and doesn’t need to take another bite
@spacecowboyj3 жыл бұрын
@@BoverdeseKnuttz how rude
@spencerdreher71723 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know what’s going on” “You’re the weirdest part of it” 😂
@cpagan00203 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah that part was the best
@sylvestercrowley89093 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 gold
@ACurioussCat3 жыл бұрын
This video makes no sense to me So many random events going on my mind is blown How is this even real And the teenager the f***k is he talkin,none of this makes sense 😂
@James-vj5hz3 жыл бұрын
This review reminds me of the Joe & Pat's Pizzeria review. What a clusterfuck
@66vapor663 жыл бұрын
@@ACurioussCat hahaha i love the randomness of it all 😂😂 and el prez trying to register whats happening hahah
@robertmaxwell25962 жыл бұрын
“I was actually taking it home for my girlfriend” Dave IMMEDIATELY bites into it before the guy changes his mind, everyone knows the rules.
@TheBehm082 жыл бұрын
One bite everyone knows the rules 😂
@delsol2lowz Жыл бұрын
Cops don't even try chasing him...wtf is going on with this country..they have given up on theft what's next
@ESerafini913 жыл бұрын
“You’re the weirdest part of it” 😂😂
@thisguygrant3 жыл бұрын
the dude was weird he didn’t stop talkinh
@thisguygrant3 жыл бұрын
@MrCanela1000 maybe grow up and don’t live in a world where no ones mean
@tenorighteous18093 жыл бұрын
@MrCanela1000 you people use that saying all the time. How can someone be a dick? I’ve never heard anyone say that before where I’m from
@sylvestercrowley89092 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Cyranek3 жыл бұрын
welcome to chicago
@ChudLife3 жыл бұрын
piss
@negahplz11563 жыл бұрын
Not to worry, Kim fox will make sure that carjacker is safe and gets to go home on an I-Bond.
@sugreev20013 жыл бұрын
Keep voting Democrats. It’s been 90 years, I think, so reach a 100 years. Media’s brainwashing has been a huge success in Chicago.
@wonderland78143 жыл бұрын
one verified youtuber, everybody knows the rules
@urrealdadlolololol42043 жыл бұрын
I live in metro Detroit and id rather move to Detroit over Chicago. Fuck thst
@joew6943 жыл бұрын
One guy wearing a mask then basically french kisses a chicken sandwich half-eaten by a guy who had COVID 9 times, everybody knows the rules.
@InZamasuWeTrust3 жыл бұрын
I legit bursted out laughing 😂 🤣 💀
@jimduggan89623 жыл бұрын
Seriously wtf
@RandomShowerThoughts3 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooooooo
@mrfritz28373 жыл бұрын
And he took a bite as close to Dave’s bite as possible, I thought he would at least take a bite from the other side, man he prolly finished the whole sandwich lol
@Brandon-bm6he3 жыл бұрын
Imagine the poor girlfriend who now has Covid because her boyfriend shared some sloppy chicken with Pres
@steveg70662 жыл бұрын
A carjacking in front of someone recording something on the street and right in front of the cops... That is a criminal mastermind
@Big_AlMC Жыл бұрын
Welcome to Shitcago
@markus7166 Жыл бұрын
Multiple cameras recording, yet he doesn't appear on any of them. That's one lucky perp 😂
@TheLocalLt Жыл бұрын
@@Big_AlMCback in the day we used to call it “Chiraq” 😂
@ThePulaskiPumper9 ай бұрын
And still no one in custody. That's chicago
@robertopistone11798 ай бұрын
That's Chicago in a nutshell.
@IronHorsey33 жыл бұрын
That guy Alexander offered you on the street his girlfriend's new McDonald's chicken sandwich and you spit in the face of friendship.
@throlyhd94483 жыл бұрын
i know he treated him like a prick...... Dave is usually nicer than that... he must be sour about his Recent Trades with GME
@stephenjones78443 жыл бұрын
Alexander should mind his own business.
@xodz3 жыл бұрын
They need to hire that guy for whatever fucking reason. Friendship was meant to happen there.
@radvydaspeciokas45563 жыл бұрын
Yea was thinking the same, Dave is an asshole to random people trying to be nice to him.
@Craigslist4443 жыл бұрын
@@radvydaspeciokas4556 maybe he doesn’t want everyone thinking they should run up into his videos asking him to eat.
@scottyp25053 жыл бұрын
Wears a mask outside but shares the sandwich with someone he’s never met
@devinmoran593 жыл бұрын
Merica!
@patriot77133 жыл бұрын
Everybody knows Dave already had Covid 14 times
@jameswillard13 жыл бұрын
And then takes a bite of it after Dave bit into it 3 times 🤦🏻♂️
@MrHazz03 жыл бұрын
Sheep
@jameswillard13 жыл бұрын
@@MrHazz0 who is sheep?
@armen_ar3233 жыл бұрын
This might be the most action-packed pizza review of all time.
@cameronhurst99712 жыл бұрын
Joe and Pats
@9SecondStreetMustang2 жыл бұрын
I faught a war for yous! Thank you for your service.. My pleasure! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Majk3142 жыл бұрын
@@9SecondStreetMustang plastic machine here ?
@oldarthurmorgan63192 жыл бұрын
@@9SecondStreetMustang are you gonna offer me slice? Stop recording! me tell him to not record
@ACurioussCat2 жыл бұрын
@@oldarthurmorgan6319 i was nice enough to give u that idea
@Zdub811 Жыл бұрын
It’s been over 2 years and this is still the most legendary review Dave’s ever done.
@tigeruppercut2000 Жыл бұрын
Nope. Just been beaten by Dragon Pizza
@BigWesLawns Жыл бұрын
Dave could do a top ten every year.
@whdbnrm302311 ай бұрын
Joe and Pats has it beat
@KyFiGz11 ай бұрын
@@whdbnrm3023yup. Crazy lady, bleeding nose guy, gay couple who hates the place 😂
@whdbnrm302311 ай бұрын
@@KyFiGz "I was nice enough to give you the idea" lol " Plastic machine " LMAO "Horrible place " ROFL " I fought In WW2 " TY "My pleasure" ROFLMAO Best review of all time. 9.5 Everybody knows the rules.
@CharleenaPurcell3 жыл бұрын
Frankie would have caught the carjacking on camera, everybody knows the rules
@iamblackieadams18583 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah he would!
@RandomShowerThoughts3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@tylerreid81813 жыл бұрын
On god
@rh34263 жыл бұрын
Easy on Spidah pleze
@CharleenaPurcell3 жыл бұрын
@@rh3426 okeyyyyy
@insidewrestling66403 жыл бұрын
One car jacking in Chicago everybody knows Jack's Mafia is closing in on Dave.
@timthaloff43633 жыл бұрын
It was vehicle theft. A car jacking has to have someone in it.
@insidewrestling66403 жыл бұрын
@@timthaloff4363 if dave's calling it a carjacking I'm calling it a carjacking everybody knows the rules 🤣🤣🤣
@MiguelGonzalez-yl5vf3 жыл бұрын
The guy who stole the carshould get his own show called One Jack where he steals cars and rates the cars ability in a getaway lmfaoooo
@legitballin19863 жыл бұрын
💀
@godlevel54953 жыл бұрын
*crashes in to lightpole* I rate this car a 5.2, the handling sucks
@iamarbiter64693 жыл бұрын
Under rated comment
@kimjongun25403 жыл бұрын
Lmao now that ll be fire
@bmack77623 жыл бұрын
One car, everybody knows the rules
@BenjaminNelson-xy5yr Жыл бұрын
Authentic Chicago experience. Pizza and a carjacking.
@JonStark1173 жыл бұрын
No wonder there’s so much crime in Chicago...you can carjack a car right behind a cop...rear end them...and they won’t chase after you.😂💀
@Appaddict013 жыл бұрын
No kidding they outlawed police chases. Only for the most serious crimes can they chase.
@Dopeornope2223 жыл бұрын
@@Appaddict01 - They also banned legally owning and carrying firearms in city limits. Look how well that's working out ! Murder capital of the U.S. The only people with guns are those who aren't concerned with the law, but if you follow gun laws there, you have no way to protect yourself from those who don't.
@timon200619953 жыл бұрын
@@Dopeornope222 I don't think that's how banning firearms work. No laws will work if the law enforcement don't make it work. City like NY are doing fine with banning firearms and it works great, lower east clean up 10years ago.
@Materva-hv6sz3 жыл бұрын
They have to go respond to the 16 corpses found across the city first
@c.s.94273 жыл бұрын
@@timon20061995 u think nyc is fine 😭😭
@jasonm9213 жыл бұрын
The cops were like, 'Do we go after the perp or wait until El Prez gives his score?'
@swiftslick3 жыл бұрын
They’re transit cops, they don’t chase suspects dipshit. They clearly radioed in the call at 6:47.
@lionelhutz31423 жыл бұрын
Wrong. They’re CPD with full police powers assigned to the Transit Unit. CPD or the Transit Unit is no longer allowed to chase. Period.
@barbaratyrrell96642 жыл бұрын
The cops were probably in on the car jacking in Chicago!! Lol
@btnhstillfire2 жыл бұрын
State law overrides city policy. They can chase. The state would not keep an officer from chasing down a car jacker. I live in Illinois. Chicago thinks its its own state and can make up new laws but they cant. The problem is the governor of the state is as corrupt as they come.
@hippyllamas2 жыл бұрын
@@barbaratyrrell9664 lmao deadass 🤣🤣🤣
@adaytoremember2253 жыл бұрын
One Chicago carjacking, everyone knows winter is officially over.
@lionelhutz31423 жыл бұрын
😎😂
@nastynate8383 жыл бұрын
😂
@blitzkriegdiscord33663 жыл бұрын
Robbing Season 🥸
@mattmcgoo3 жыл бұрын
haha yeah except there's already 350 that happened so far this year.
@nasteel11883 жыл бұрын
Shut yo mouth, this ain't Kansas. More like 5 a day since the beginning of 2021.
@kpenn100 Жыл бұрын
one of those ever confident guys who leaves his engine running like he can do anything to stop it from getting stolen
@ty0987ty3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Mcchicken kid was in on the carjacking.
@Sebas-lj1gt3 жыл бұрын
New Spicy crispy chicken sandwich nigga
@andrewcharles44233 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@striv55463 жыл бұрын
Mcchicken kid lmfao
@nickn92443 жыл бұрын
LMAOO
@misterl40523 жыл бұрын
@@Sebas-lj1gt white boys should stop using the n word
@Sam-jd9pr3 жыл бұрын
One bite, everybody knows the cops were actually looking for a coked up pizza reviewer
@juanbillion42733 жыл бұрын
did they check Deadspin?
@Finn_2203 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@eternalbeing33393 жыл бұрын
😂💀
@P.Kenney3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@CDNSnowDay2 жыл бұрын
Dave's on Adderal. He said he takes it for ADHD XD.
@MIgardener3 жыл бұрын
One car for sale down in Mexico everyone knows he's not getting it back.
@cararen3 жыл бұрын
Mexico wants trucks. Not cars
@MattyDundas3 жыл бұрын
didn't expect to see you here
@ThatGuy-qg4ww3 жыл бұрын
Cartels want trucks. Mexicans want vehicles
@cararen3 жыл бұрын
@@ThatGuy-qg4ww they just steal them from their own people. No hassle .
@AtomicMushroomz3 жыл бұрын
@@cararen what?
@Rkenichi2 жыл бұрын
The fact that the renegade chicken sandwich gets an official review, 4.4 off the cuff is hilarious. Dave should just score everything he eats
@bmo14lax Жыл бұрын
Lmao i wouldn't be surprised if he does
@johnnyinchi663 жыл бұрын
Dave is a magnet for content - literal human magnet
@differentkid13132 жыл бұрын
Although I do agree with you that Dave is a content magnet but I’m from Chicago and I see something like this happen every other day
@LoveVanita3 жыл бұрын
Spider’s self esteem dropping with every pizza review 🥲
@xosammyb3 жыл бұрын
fuck spider, daves gf is doing a better job
@alexanderm89752 жыл бұрын
fr like be nice bruh
@Rowsy91 Жыл бұрын
whys he standing so damn close lmao
@NiTiB3AT3 жыл бұрын
Best part is the cops or whatever they are didn’t even bother going after the guy
@lukemcniff65803 жыл бұрын
"no chase" policy forbid them. i shit you not
@cameronk61003 жыл бұрын
Probably bc they had to talk to the guy who got carjacked so incase they didn't get the carjacker then they have no info on who owns the car
@Ctwosrer3 жыл бұрын
@@lukemcniff6580 police in chicago do NOT honor that no chase rule and if you actually live here then you know it. 🤷🏼♂️
@31TDs1SZN3 жыл бұрын
Since the cop car got hit they have to stay at the scene of the accident or insurance won’t cover it
@MatTastic2093 жыл бұрын
Why would they? So they can get shot and have to defend themselves and then get labeled as a racist white supremacist? If I was a cop now, I'd be saying f*ck them crimes!
@benjaminsmythe89672 жыл бұрын
"I've got a pokeball in the car" "Alright, that's good". Hahaha. Dave is so done with the guy.
Frankie would have got the whole carjacking on camera.
@kelseyknits3 жыл бұрын
what happened to frankie :(
@gasware46813 жыл бұрын
@@kelseyknits fr what happened to him man
@ClayTJohnson2 жыл бұрын
@@gasware4681 dead
@thallakai2 жыл бұрын
@@ClayTJohnson lmao no he isn't. He filmed all of the recent Toronto reviews.
@gloBrian2 жыл бұрын
@@thallakai well wtf happened with him
@zero-ol2nt3 жыл бұрын
Random chicken sandwich guy during a carjacking in the background "idk what's going on" Dave's response "You are the weirdest part of it" 🤣🤣🤣
@ScotteM Жыл бұрын
Dave was in Chicago 5 minutes and the city really showed itself
@Hellomynameisjimi3 жыл бұрын
"I literally said no. I'm like I don't want to try it. HE'S IN MY ASSHOLE being like yeah you do." Best part of the video.😂😂
@zali63703 жыл бұрын
I know dave is such a douche bag 😂
@Sco30003 жыл бұрын
One local can't take a hint, everyone knows the car thief got away.
@wjkrug3 жыл бұрын
Two reasons to hate Chicago in one review
@b1gbuck3 жыл бұрын
@@wjkrug chiraq
@lionelhutz31423 жыл бұрын
Crime...and the “Art of Pizza” absolutely sucks 😂
@johnnyb55343 жыл бұрын
How jaded do you have to be as a cop to have a car jacking happen literally 10 feet away from you, peel out through traffic, hit the back of your squad car, and you barely even lift your head up lol
@ojuLzo3 жыл бұрын
They police in one of the highest murder rate cities in America. You think they flinch for anything below a double homicide you tripping
@nealm67643 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't do squat either. If things go bad and you have to shoot you will go to prison and your city will burn.
@goose_ganja70073 жыл бұрын
@@nealm6764 LOL Yea that is a good point. Didn't even consider that. #BlackLiveMaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttturdblahhhhhh fart
@JonBonesJones843 жыл бұрын
Did you see how they vilified the Minnesota cops? Why would any cop want any part of actually enforcing the law, when everyone has their phone out, recording your every move?
@goose_ganja70073 жыл бұрын
@@JonBonesJones84 Yeah. Not all people vilify the police. Unfortunately those peoples thoughts and voices are being censored by the media and tech companies. If that doesn't work they are censored by their own people being labeled a "racist" or "alt right". Shits fucking creepy right.
@ishmaelhope2516 Жыл бұрын
Dave's gift is that he makes regular people look like stars for a moment. But he couldn't do much with the chicken sandwich guy. 😆
@jackcarro093 жыл бұрын
Why can I not stop watching these pizza reviews so addictive
@Rowsy91 Жыл бұрын
facts lol
@beatnik6806 Жыл бұрын
I don't know and I live literally other side of the planet so it's not like I'm ever going to visit these places 😂 Only make me grave good American or Italian pizza.
@paulcorreggio49253 жыл бұрын
One car jacking, everybody knows the rules...
@brianf.91173 жыл бұрын
One carjacking every other minute, everybody knows the rules
@GrahamMcKinnon3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 got me with that one
@jaygee58743 жыл бұрын
One conspiracy to assassinate the pres everyone knows the revolution .
@CharleenaPurcell3 жыл бұрын
Who does that in back of a cop car..
@jeremylambel13963 жыл бұрын
That’s Chicago for ya
@farmergeorge68853 жыл бұрын
One surprise half-eaten chicken sandwich, everyone knows he's getting dumped.
@VVeZoX3 жыл бұрын
getting dumped for what? it’s not like she ordered it or even knows he got it
@Jake-vr3tn3 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo hilarious
@aboveorbit2 жыл бұрын
“Too much talking” Lmaoo that had me cracking up. The smallest things that Dave does makes me roll
@rustyshackleford33713 жыл бұрын
Imaging living in such a shithole that you get carjacked literally in front of the cops and it's just that nonchalant. The only person who seemed to care was Dave!
@dabearslive96053 жыл бұрын
City is a reflection of its leadership at the top.
@thecookandthecookie35933 жыл бұрын
Haha
@Mike_Dubayou3 жыл бұрын
@Sebastain Peterson you clearly haven’t been to Chicago 😂
@nonethelessfirst85193 жыл бұрын
Cities are the downfall of humanity everything wrong with life today. They are destroying the planet and blame rural areas for voting against them killing the rural areas industries, but such is life now for awhile at least.
@ghostballs18743 жыл бұрын
Isn’t that where Obama was a leader originally lol
@chicagojason7733 жыл бұрын
You now know how real Chicago is when you witness a carjacking while doing a Pizza Review for a sandwich.
@salvagemonster3612 Жыл бұрын
Yep real sad. Put a minefield around it and require passports to leave
@DieselJLUx23 жыл бұрын
I love how he just says to the guy, “okay that’s good” and then completely ignores him. Hahaha
@mikemurphy89962 жыл бұрын
I literally can’t watch these at night in bed because it makes me want pizza soooo bad. Damn some of these look so good.
@nixon4133 жыл бұрын
"I've got a poke bowl in the car right now" "Alright that's good"
@JSalonsky2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@JSalonsky2 жыл бұрын
New Yorker talking to an LA person
@joaosimoesdecarvalho80963 жыл бұрын
One pair of paper hands struggling to open the box, everyone knows the rules
@66vapor663 жыл бұрын
I love dave’s nonchalant swagger! Arguing about bullshit you know, having a good time, eating pizza, randomly say “ey frankie!”
@VenezuelaNow Жыл бұрын
I love the causal you're in my face... Dave has a truly unique way to interact with his staff...
@xXJMZJrXx3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know whats going on right now” “your the weirdest part of it”
@Koreatn3 жыл бұрын
Introducing yourself by your full name, "Alexander", instead of just "Alex" is an all time psychopath move.
@MikeChamp3 жыл бұрын
I introduce myself as Michael when I meet chicks at a bar or something. I go with Mike in every other scenario though.
@Mr.HalfNatty3 жыл бұрын
@@MikeChamp yeah well Michael isn't 4 syllables.
@bluetextonwhitebg3 жыл бұрын
i dunno. i've heard he's pretty great.
@G3Paintball3r3 жыл бұрын
@@MikeChamp oh wowwww look at this cool guy! A real ladies man, boys! Watch out!
@MikeChamp3 жыл бұрын
@@G3Paintball3r you don't meet girls when you go out? The fuck are you doing then?
@guruvideos68133 жыл бұрын
One guy giving away his girlfriend's chicken sandwich. Everyone knows the car is the only thing getting jacked tonight.
@insidewrestling66403 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@66vapor663 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@joshmatthews95973 жыл бұрын
🏆 😂
@leglistux202 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@chavalider2 жыл бұрын
I seriously salivate when I watch his pizza videos - they’re my after work/pre dinner videos I watch
@Pollyform013 жыл бұрын
One close spider, everyone knows the pres has arachnophobia..
@treypelham55153 жыл бұрын
Lmao!
@peartdahurt3 жыл бұрын
Yo I have such bad arachnophobia that I jumped when I read the first part of your comment hahaha.
@SlimIsAMenace3 жыл бұрын
One car jacker caught on camera, Kim Foxx won't press charges, everyone knows the rules.
@lionelhutz31423 жыл бұрын
Spot on! And she will get re-elected.
@ZeroFreeze3 жыл бұрын
Reason cops didn't even try to chase.
@Appaddict013 жыл бұрын
Lionel Hutz She stayed in by like 100 votes.🤬
@jtkornichuk10343 жыл бұрын
"I got a poke-ball in the car right now." Dave:*points* "that's good."
@markg8133 жыл бұрын
Bowl no?
@thedurrtywetback3 жыл бұрын
I swear he said Pokayball 😂
@jtkornichuk10343 жыл бұрын
@@thedurrtywetback lol he did, he randomly was like like "uh, I have a POH KAY BALL in my car..." Lol
@markg8133 жыл бұрын
@@thedurrtywetback Yeah when i first watched the vid on IG, i heard Pokeball lol. Had to put my phone up to my ear when i heard it on YT
@alexgray63733 жыл бұрын
@@markg813 Yea he said " Poke bowl".
@JebemTiZivot9 ай бұрын
“You’re so close to me Spider! Its like you wanna kiss me or something”😂
@joedirt45793 жыл бұрын
Chicago is basically GTA, not surprising that we saw a live carjacking here
@timweb15103 жыл бұрын
Shitcago a dump
@jd423053 жыл бұрын
Except in GTA the cops would've actually given chase.
@goose_ganja70073 жыл бұрын
@@jd42305 LOL I know right. The one thing I noticed was that chick cop just stands there in shock. Chigao PD fuckn stink.
@qanderson49683 жыл бұрын
@@goose_ganja7007 That was transit police lol they weren’t gonna do shit anyway
@Jiff3213 жыл бұрын
@@goose_ganja7007 they look like parking cops they aren’t getting paid to chase car jackers lol
@jamesdaoud40903 жыл бұрын
If stupid spider wasn’t recording Dave’s liver. This review would’ve at least come close to Sallys
@JustAwesomee3 жыл бұрын
One annoying sandwich guy, everyone knows Pres regretted talking to him
@ColtGennarelli3 жыл бұрын
If he didnt talk to they never would have gotten the car-jacking on film
@vshah10103 жыл бұрын
He gave the sandwich to Dave instead of his girlfriend. Wow. It is weird.
@winningbackthegirl3 жыл бұрын
@@vshah1010 beta males need to impress ol pageviews
@scottv94793 жыл бұрын
@@ColtGennarelli shit, chicken man was in on it....made sure to distract the camera man enough for his boy to steal the car and then have his boy shit his pants in sheer panic as he sideswipes a cop/meter maid on the way out...hahaha
@TheBeefTrain3 жыл бұрын
Major try-hard
@willyjf61932 жыл бұрын
Dude stole the car literally with police sitting right there lmao
@R0gue0ne3 жыл бұрын
Dave eating deep dish is like watching a grey hound eat custard through a tennis racquet...
@martydrooo Жыл бұрын
Lmao wtf
@JEspo8310 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@chuckhayes3 жыл бұрын
Good job Alexander. Added value and didn’t try to do too much. Cheers
@logozervos17173 жыл бұрын
This automatically a top 3 review of all time
@michaelfernandez31822 жыл бұрын
From the chicken sandwich dude, onward - This is absolutely hilarious
@shawno4483 жыл бұрын
" so I got a poke ball in the car right now"- weird kid " alright that's good"- Dave
@jgzero183 жыл бұрын
Poké bowl. like a deconstructed sushi
@ACurioussCat3 жыл бұрын
@@jgzero18 thanks coz i thought poke ball too Tgat makes the weid guy less weird
@auh113 жыл бұрын
Alexander setting his own rules on McDonald’s chicken sandwiches 😂😂
@bruceaskew2107 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@welshjimbob13 жыл бұрын
From thin style not being Dave’s favourite of the two pizzas, to Alexandra the great of mouth, then to a mental carjacking hit and run. This is why we all love ONE BITE. Couldn’t write that 😂😂😂
@Gullibledino22210 ай бұрын
The first thing he said: “you’re a little too close, no?” I DIEDDDDDD😂😂😂😂
@ctguitarguy85933 жыл бұрын
Dave's pizza review video is evidence in court. Gotta love it.
@andrewcharles44233 жыл бұрын
Dear Dave, remember each time someone meeting you is probably their first time & super excited...show some god damn class & make the moment feel special for them
@Reefermadness17073 жыл бұрын
He went home and framed that chicken sandwich “biten by prez”
@SirDavidAsher Жыл бұрын
How the hell did I miss this one. This was epic! lmao
@bigern_3 жыл бұрын
“You’re the weirdest part of it” 😂 💀
@grillcheesewitch003 жыл бұрын
One bite everyone knows Spider is getting fired.
@Immortal_BP2 жыл бұрын
i like how the cops didnt chase the guy, he even hit their car lmao
@Find.list.ship66 Жыл бұрын
Democrats 😂
@GiraffeFeatures Жыл бұрын
3:55 Dave using all 3 of his brain cells to come up with the name 'wiggles', everybody knows the rules.
@randycoker83023 жыл бұрын
I like how the dude was so concerned about Covid he just had to keep his mask on, but it didn’t stop him from eating the Chicken Sandwich Pres took a bite out of 😂
@augienardone17683 жыл бұрын
Everyone mentions the fact that they got evidence of it, but nobody realized that the owner of the car stopped to watch Dave's review, so Dave caused it in the first place.
@MrBaronCabron3 жыл бұрын
Love how the dude doesn't even answer where McDonald's is and goes on a tangent about it being for his girlfriend. Chaos
@TheSwagtothefullest3 жыл бұрын
lmao because there isn’t a mcdonald’s right there !!
@eluis957 ай бұрын
The random things that happen in these videos sometimes adds more to the entertainment value. They just keep it rolling and go with the flow lmfao 😂😂😂
@bigmich4853 жыл бұрын
This has to be the best pizza review ever lol
@TrungNguyen-lr4ig3 жыл бұрын
One local guy who cant take a hint and makes up an imaginary girlfriend.
@riccardogatti85713 жыл бұрын
7:26 i was actually taking it home… uhm… for my girlfriend
@PRMarshall3 жыл бұрын
@@riccardogatti8571 look how ecstatic he got when he thought of it
@Dopeornope2223 жыл бұрын
Stop projecting Trung...
@sumswaggaming3 жыл бұрын
the fact that ive watched this dude for years and he still refuses to use knife and fork, not even a plate to eat a thick slice or Chicago is impressive.
@nicholasbrown55112 жыл бұрын
I love how Dave always says if you eat a deep dish, even a bit of it, you’ll be on the toilet for weeks. Just last night I ate two medium deep dish pizzas to myself 😂
@TrentMcNary4202 жыл бұрын
Oh Nelly I'm sure your husband won't enjoy the noises coming from your guys bathroom
@Rowsy91 Жыл бұрын
jesus dude lol
@deathmetalpagan Жыл бұрын
Have you rejoined society or still on the toilet?
@smokayman Жыл бұрын
I mean... have you seen the mayor of Chicago??
@cr-it5lh3 жыл бұрын
One carjacking everyone knows pres is scared shitless
@dannyrbailey3 жыл бұрын
Probably daves dealer’s getaway car. No wonder they cut out who stole it if it isn’t stolen and it’s his plug
@cr-it5lh3 жыл бұрын
@@dannyrbailey 😂😂.. Lol it might be
@benwhitnell3 жыл бұрын
I love Dave just roasting guys that try and get into these videos to their face.
@Justin-jn5wm3 жыл бұрын
One car jacking, everyone knows those Chicago cops aren’t going to do anything about it
@monkeygraborange3 жыл бұрын
Celebrate Diversity
@KensAlpaca3 жыл бұрын
Why didn’t they chase after him?
@JJ-rb3ss3 жыл бұрын
@@KensAlpaca they are transit police not real cops
@JBrewner-lb8ek3 жыл бұрын
@@KensAlpaca no chasing is allowed in Chicago unless they can chase without endangering the public. So pretty much they have to be in area with no traffic or the country side.
@lionelhutz31423 жыл бұрын
Correct. CPD had a “no chase” policy forced upon them by Far Left “police reform”. The cops should be commended for following the rules wanted by BLM and the mayor. Now they can suck on it 🙌🏼
@suetek64234 ай бұрын
This is the best pizza review ever
@viresproductions3 жыл бұрын
We needed Frankie controlling the camera on this one, as always 🐐
@AlexB2626_3 жыл бұрын
One Spider being too close with the camera, everybody is missing Frankie
@user-kx6gg1xq3z3 жыл бұрын
Where is he?
@moehio3 жыл бұрын
It was almost like he didn't want sauce.
@lukemichaelholt612Ай бұрын
Him picking up the deep dish slice and everything falling off of it while he’s looking away had me rolling 😂
@fmcdomer3 жыл бұрын
"QUICK alexander, give dave this sandwich to distract them! only way to steal this car"
@TylerSinden3 жыл бұрын
Spyder wants to kiss Dave, everyone knows the rules.
@bkashuba3 жыл бұрын
This is only the 3rd time I've seen portnoy speechless. Bravo, mcchicken kid. Bravo.