I would give people like him my business any day of the week. Just seems like a genuine good guy and all the family seemed the same.
@gypsonny22 жыл бұрын
Yeah he trolled Portnoy with mustard pizza. What a fucking legend 👏🏻
@christophermchale29712 жыл бұрын
Woman - "I'm not a mustard girl." Dave - "Neither am I." Everyone - "Dave's a cheese pizza girl."
@bbs98662 жыл бұрын
she said lady
@ArcadeSchool2 жыл бұрын
Dude you did this totally wrong. Get with it. It's like this.... Everyone: No one: Girl: Dave: "I don't like mustard"
@frowningJoker2 жыл бұрын
Dave's a boy
@Nu_Merick2 жыл бұрын
When you watch so many reviews you start guessing nearly right all the time, everybody knows the rules
@lancefromohio2 жыл бұрын
Or you're way off and blame Dave for being a Snob.
@NYCmob792 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought it looked like a 7.8
@krisfrederick50012 жыл бұрын
Seriously. I scare myself now. I think we have a problem.
@cardoreyes34662 жыл бұрын
@longbeachgriffy What’s the deal with people posting this clip in the comments all the time?
@gdb86cs2 жыл бұрын
You hit the nail on the head, my man.
@jimduggan89622 жыл бұрын
I can tell he was late to pick up the cheese pie. That had been sitting for a while and lost its crisp. That owner and pizza maker was really cool.
@ryant16482 жыл бұрын
He’s gonna be pissed when he watches the review and sees the score
@Chris_Stanley0072 жыл бұрын
Good point.
@DamienTheCat2 жыл бұрын
I live 10 min from here and it's the most overrated pizza in NJ
@joehook1452 жыл бұрын
@@DamienTheCat wrong. Go back to delivering Domino’s
@joannemahieu41552 жыл бұрын
I totally agree. JoJo's is in my hometown of Mercerville. He could have ordered when he got there.
@scottfulps20652 жыл бұрын
El Prez says ‘he put a gun in my mouth’ Prez, that wasn’t a gun😂 Everybody knows the rules.
@monkeygraborange2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@mashuharaguni78092 жыл бұрын
it was hard like a gun though anyone could make that mistake!
@Silver_Something2 жыл бұрын
Huur huuuuuuurrr!
@andregonzales042 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Count.Ravioli2 жыл бұрын
Oh but it was
@nighthawk00772 жыл бұрын
The pizza got steamed. Was sitting in the closed box too long. Still Dave should score the flavor as well
@Jaebird824 ай бұрын
He did score the flavor. That's why it got a solid 7.4. He literally said it tastes great.
@miketexas45492 жыл бұрын
"An accountant meets Mr. Smithers" is SPOT ON Dave 👌🏼
@synatrabeatz54372 жыл бұрын
dave showing up late and the pizza losing its crisp, everybody knows the rules
@joannemahieu41552 жыл бұрын
Agree
@paddy36222 жыл бұрын
luv that environment. great place to sit at the bar with real people.
@phrewilly85562 жыл бұрын
Agreed! I bet that bar has so many stories!
@auchlowtrus93002 жыл бұрын
Way different from the Brooklyn vibes a few weeks ago. Salt of the earth there.
@TheNamesLinkNotZelda2 жыл бұрын
Man you gotta start cracking the box. Every pizza is soggy because you're steaming it
@ENSYYSNE2 жыл бұрын
What I don’t understand, is he used to do that and talk about how he knows better and how he’s a professional lol
@jimduggan89622 жыл бұрын
Yep you could tell that pizza had been sitting in the box for a while waiting for him to pick it up. This is why a lot of pizzerias want to make him a fresh one.
@Nostalgia4042 жыл бұрын
exactly he always just stands and talks with the closed box
@SouthernSkeptic2 жыл бұрын
Dave's ability to get along with every day working folks no matter how rich he gets is pretty cool.
@dgan23042 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he's very personable.
@hook85352 жыл бұрын
I mean let’s be honest guys, that’s what this pizza review thing is built on.. solely how personable he is. The rest is just part of it. He’s no expert he’s making a review out of nothing hah
@SouthernSkeptic2 жыл бұрын
@@hook8535 No reviewer can be a pizza expert. It's all subjective and opinion.
@cardkoda2 жыл бұрын
I mean he's not that great. He also threatened to immediately fire people on the spot if they talked to a reporter about unionization.
@SouthernSkeptic2 жыл бұрын
@@cardkoda Well I wasnt talking about him as a boss. I was talking about the everyday people he deals with in his reviews. Barstool content people arent everyday people. Big cat and Stu arent everyday people.
@higgenbottomhollow2 жыл бұрын
I loved how nice all the people were in this one.
@richg26202 жыл бұрын
As someone from NJ they made it look like a wholesome place
@PatrickCole-md9bu Жыл бұрын
I didn't hear an accent from that couple in regards to the mustard pie. Have to be transplants.
@robwahl62882 жыл бұрын
I really like these longer reviews and getting to hear the owners talk
@Speculite2 жыл бұрын
Love the owners of this place. They seem like they put a lot of love in their cooking. It’s a shame the pizza score was not in the high 7s, but Dave’s gotta keep it real. Impressive 6.3 score for the mustard pizza 🙌
@kerryabruzzo52972 жыл бұрын
Another humble, hard working owner.
@RickGrimes8072 жыл бұрын
I love the chef guy, the bartender lady (even if we saw her 2 seconds) and the clients, like shocked face and the snob pizza guy lady lol. Those people seem so great!
@dontbother45362 жыл бұрын
People always look at me crazy when I say Jersey has better pizza then NY. It's just facts.
@jonbruce49302 жыл бұрын
Connecticut has better pizza than NY
@FrostymanOO72 жыл бұрын
You can find great pizza in most NJ towns it’s amazing. Going anywhere else in the country is a major disappointment when it comes to pizza lol
@RikerLovesWorf2 жыл бұрын
And Conneticut has better than both. Everybody knows the rules.
@dereka4152 жыл бұрын
Preach!
@iliketocomment81442 жыл бұрын
It would only make sense that Jersey has amazing Italian food, pizza and all. Probably I’m guessing better quality and environment.
@jamesp99982 жыл бұрын
FYI this is Hamilton NJ not Trenton NJ . Hamilton shares a zip code with Trenton . The two are not the same place.
@fieldmouse67412 жыл бұрын
Surely Dave’s had enough pizzas to know that sometimes when one doesn’t come out crisp, it’s probably been sweating in the box 🍕
@MiNCRUM2 жыл бұрын
I love how fascinated and excited Dave gets from normalcy to the average Joe in certain areas.
@Name-el9ps2 жыл бұрын
Crowds of white people are rare now
@Schacal66662 жыл бұрын
El Pres is still so down to earth and confident and good looking as always. Everybody knows the rules.
@bobbygzzz71162 жыл бұрын
Glad u go to these pizza joints...it helps alot for these familys get their names out
@vlasicfilip2 жыл бұрын
With this video, I've finally realised that Dave is the best pizza reviewer on the whole world............ for a 10 year olds taste buds people.
@MyStolenAimbot2 жыл бұрын
The pizza snob lady was great 😂
@lampei2 жыл бұрын
That chef was a class act, would love to visit one day.
@Funexpected2 жыл бұрын
OMG that pork and mustard looks and sounds so damn good!
@bdwilcox2 жыл бұрын
It's porkroll, actually. It's basically pork perfected, if you've never had it.
@timbbldr4 ай бұрын
@@bdwilcox so pork
@fireside95032 жыл бұрын
That mustard and pork pizza looked fantastic
@momwhocares1072 жыл бұрын
It’s pork roll
@RealNiggaElijah Жыл бұрын
@@momwhocares107 ok nigga
@timbbldr4 ай бұрын
@@momwhocares107 so pork
@thepalagoon2 жыл бұрын
This man has turned being a picky eater into an art form.
@mememan2344 Жыл бұрын
What is it with his crisp obsession. Crisp has zero to with taste. I can see if a specific pizza style is supposed to be made a certain way traditionally, but grading a regular cheese pizza on flop seems to be a bit of a subjective thing.
@benvasilinda97292 жыл бұрын
NJ people really digging Dave big time. It’s like he grew up there. Everyone knows the rules!
@wrenlinwhitelight30072 жыл бұрын
My Birthday upload! I hope you do these pizza reviews in a retirement home one day in youre 90s. You RULE! Love you bro
@DoubleAgent992 жыл бұрын
🎵You want to go where everybody knowsssss ..... noooo mustard 🎵🤣
@13GOLGO13 Жыл бұрын
The locals who have lived within walking distance of this place are the regulars. People who try this place tend to have a different unbiased opinion. It's not terrible or anything but it's not what the locals claim either. Similar to how the now shutdown diner that started with an 'M' on 206 used to be claimed by the locals as having the best cinnamon bread. It was so so also. Same with the pizza joints that left Trenton (Hudson/Hamilton). Way overhyped for what was actually given. Head to NYC for good pizza.
@maXXik13372 жыл бұрын
I dont know exactly why, but i really like the vibe of the restaurant.
@InvestBetter.2 жыл бұрын
4:15. JoJo's has been around since 1962, and she looks like she's been working there since WW2, everybody knows the rules
@frisc0strangler2072 жыл бұрын
I think I would LOVE that spicy mustard pork roll pie. Looks and sounds delicious 🤤
@chrisandme232 жыл бұрын
Wow, a Trenton mustard pie finally gets exposed to the world
@Karmaisabliss2152 жыл бұрын
I believe he reviewed a jersey mustard pie prior to this place
@coolvader82 жыл бұрын
You legit need need need to try Calabrese Pizza in Toronto, Etobicoke and il paesano pizza in Toronto, Etobicoke.
@talkUVS2 жыл бұрын
That mustard pizza looked 🔥. That would be right up my alley.
@stever17912 жыл бұрын
Jo Jo's is one of the best Taverns in all of NJ. Great Tavern food and a great steak too. Good beers and if anyone is ever in that area - Go In for something Beer - Burger = Pizza /// Its a great Spot
@Redvinetv2 жыл бұрын
One late bite, the Prez says "He put a gun in my mouth!" 😂Prez, that was no gun! Everybody knows the rules!
@tamathawalden20372 жыл бұрын
BRAHaHaHaH !! 😘
@Branner19682 жыл бұрын
The Waylon Smithers description... PERFECT
@jordantabat41432 жыл бұрын
I love it when he scores people's pizza 🍕 in the 8's or higher
@tiffanyherr60372 жыл бұрын
What an amazing owner! Loved all the people!
@ojjj37712 жыл бұрын
Weird how Dave’s been getting all well done, non-floppy pies so often now
@tylerstraub37642 жыл бұрын
that lady turning in there looked like she was so excited she just turned across 3 lanes of traffic without looking
@stevenweaver90782 жыл бұрын
Hey Dave! Don't feel bad. I am from upstate New York. I now live in Florida. I am a self-admitted "Pizza snob"!
@Dannyheal2 жыл бұрын
I think that's 90% of the Northern Tampa Bay area. Surprisingly some amazing pizzerias.
@twerkinalisha73462 жыл бұрын
Can't help it when you're from NY or Jersey. It's just in our blood.
@NJRenewableEnergy2 жыл бұрын
Jojo's is in Hamilton NJ (Mercerville) @ 5 points. Wish El Presidente had the crisp of the mustard pizza on the plain, think it would have been in the mid eight range.
@kelbob002 жыл бұрын
Not a huge fan of pizza rolls today BUT I dipped pizza rolls in mustard back in the day…bomb!
@RootFooted2 жыл бұрын
Portnoy your palette is underdeveloped! Mustard and Pork are traditionally paired together and delicious. It's an acquired taste that demands a sophisticated palette.
@jshannon2k82 жыл бұрын
Hardly requires a sophisticated palette. It's the stape of German cuisine, one of the most basic in the world. Still tastes great though.
@RootFooted2 жыл бұрын
@@jshannon2k8 It does demand sophistication in the palette 🎨 Onions 🌰, Mustard, Anchovies, etc... are things generally not appreciated by children. As adults most people grow to like more foods that have savory as opposed to sweet qualities. That change in the palette takes time and experience trying new foods. To say " I just don't like mustard!" Or anything for that matter shows one simply has not experienced those flavors in the right context to develop the taste for them. I'm sure most parents experience this when trying to expose their children to new foods.
@remlapgarage2 жыл бұрын
Oh I'd love to try that pork and mustard pizza 😍 sounds phenomenal
@smsmoof81282 жыл бұрын
#MeToo, but I'm a Brat, Kraut, Onion, Mustard kind of guy ...
@paulzon32692 жыл бұрын
Porkroll homeboy not just pork. A.k.a. Taylor ham
@SeanMGeisthardt2 жыл бұрын
1:43 My guy at the door scanning for info stealth bailing from the camera.
@tamathawalden20372 жыл бұрын
Dork
@BobT_GRG2 жыл бұрын
I wish the country knew about our Porkroll Egg and Cheese (+SPK) on an everything. It's god tier and basically only exists in Jersey.
@brianmac3142 жыл бұрын
F n A
@bruhrobinson93382 жыл бұрын
It's called Taylor ham my man...
@MinimunWage2 жыл бұрын
Ween fans understand!!
@Monaghan2 жыл бұрын
Nah thanks I'm good
@TheJerseyNinja2 жыл бұрын
I personally prefer it in a Kaiser but I will never turn it down on a bagel if it’s my only option. Not a fan of everything seasoning so I go plain. But pork roll is the shit for sure
@nyro20182 жыл бұрын
Perfect timing when the lady agreed about the mustard. Hilarious!
@mainmotto2 жыл бұрын
I have literally guessed all 10 scores of the last 10 videos 🤤🤤🤤🤤
@Xr37372 жыл бұрын
prove it
@medmac21122 жыл бұрын
Wow impressive! I think my record is 3 in a row before messing up the next one.
@Cinemaphile77832 жыл бұрын
Wall to Wall humanity is how I describe Jersey to my Midwestern friends 😄
@PeterKKraus2 жыл бұрын
Where's tthe flattop hair cut , bow tie, and tweed jacket of Smithers?
@MiNCRUM2 жыл бұрын
Love starting a vid knowing I have 8 min of Davey boy time
@D.H.19872 жыл бұрын
Funny that hundreds of thousens or maybe even millions of people thrust Dave's reviews while he has a taste pallet of a 6 year old kid. 😄
@jimduggan89622 жыл бұрын
facts
@PayneWewton2 жыл бұрын
While you are still figuring out if it's pallet or palate and little kids have better grammar than you. Also, it's trust, not thrust.
@PayneWewton2 жыл бұрын
Also, thousands*. Sheesh, what a failure.
@markgallagher39622 жыл бұрын
Thrust the process
@rainsounds1122 жыл бұрын
I mean I can see not liking mustard. I don't mind the flavor of mustard but i don't always use it because it's a super powerful taste and overpowers some meals. Not liking pork I don't get at all though that is a bit childish lol
@everettleach2 жыл бұрын
Used to cut hair at the barbershop next door, owner would always come in for a cut. Good food and good people!
@D.H.19872 жыл бұрын
0:45 I KNEW HE WOULD SAY: GROSS Maybe i watched too many pizza reviews of Dave 😅
@dmahone62 жыл бұрын
I live in Albuquerque but I grew up in the area and one of the things I really miss is Jo Jo’s mustard pie, cheese and always yellow mustard
@nnnickkk2 жыл бұрын
The box was closed for too long. Bummer. Could've scored higher. I'd rather have a warm slice than a soggy floppy slice.
@The1Mustache32 жыл бұрын
Very true
@jimduggan89622 жыл бұрын
This is why I never fault the owners who want to make him a fresh pie when he gets there. He's always late to pick up the pizza and its been sitting in the box for a while.
@contessanowacki57542 жыл бұрын
Don't short change Jo Jo's get a fresh slice and than judge it, the cheese wasn't even hot any more. I'm from the trenton area and pizza is one of the foods we do right.
@Cinemaphile77832 жыл бұрын
What do you expect he's from Boston 🙄
@quarterbackin32622 жыл бұрын
How can the God father of pizza say I don’t like pork on my pizza?? Let that sink in for a second! Sausage, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, Italian sausage like that’s kind of blasphemy! For someone who claims they are the greatest pizza connoisseur of all time!
@killionaire36512 жыл бұрын
Listen I'm sure there are some things you don't like on your pizza. 🤦🏾♂️🥱
@wizcorn99582 жыл бұрын
Do you like sausage?
@chriskolb31052 жыл бұрын
He only does cheese pizzas. No toppings. If your gonna judge pizza, judge the pizza not the stuff on it.
@MrJACarroll2 жыл бұрын
That's because he isn't...he has the palate of a child and doesn't really know what he's talking about! But we love him anyway.
@01dirtydirk2 жыл бұрын
He a jew
@gradybrowning39762 жыл бұрын
Great to see small business doing well these days. Everybody knows the rules!
@biologyprodigy2 жыл бұрын
I want to see someone troll Dave with his own frozen pizza brand and let's see how he honestly scores it.
@echojsatfield89402 жыл бұрын
Had it it like best for your kids and there friends 4.0 pizza at best
@peachbottom20102 жыл бұрын
Not good. Not good at all. On the Frozen Pizza scale: 3.2.
@williamhamill813 Жыл бұрын
In NJ around Trenton where the tomato pie started you have to ask for extra crispy if you want it that way.
@richg26202 жыл бұрын
As someone from NJ the locals really made it look like a nice and wholesome place lol
@Njdevilz3027 Жыл бұрын
It is. Stop hating yourself
@richg2620 Жыл бұрын
@@Njdevilz3027 ok buddy keep dreaming, go anywhere out west and you’ll immediately see a difference in the attitude of people
@Njdevilz3027 Жыл бұрын
@@richg2620 Dumb generalization. There are good ppl everywhere in this country. What you see in this video is how 90% of NJ is. Straight up people. Will tell you that you need to get your shit together in one breath and in the next will help you change your flat in the parking lot.
@alecbaker132 жыл бұрын
Dave you gotta try Sal’s when you come through Knoxville
@_Refurbished_2 жыл бұрын
One thing that I don’t like about this show is it’s misleading people into thinking you need a crisp to have good pizza, which is 100% false. I’d prefer my pizza like this over some of the top spots he’s been to. I’m Italian, from NY, and grew up with all the top spots he’s been to. I used to go to John’s etc….The flop can contribute to the grease blending with the dough, which is key to most good pizza on this planet.
@oooooyeah12422 жыл бұрын
Dave, your videos are going down in the archives of America
@fredhammer64132 жыл бұрын
Pork,,,,on your pizza? Way to go Hebrew Boy, now you have to go to confession.
@williestubz79572 жыл бұрын
Owner was pretty cool, you can tell this was important to him
@heathersensi2 жыл бұрын
Joey is great - very humble.
@mikelettera9298 Жыл бұрын
It was important because of pride… As far as helping his business it was not place is packed and as successful as can be.. The review was light that pie is in the 8’s
@gladyslucas1982 жыл бұрын
ora..
@Sponhexagonal2 жыл бұрын
The mustard pies in that area of Jersey definitely aren’t everyone’s cup of tea, but I absolutely love them for some reason. I’ve had thousand of slices of all different kinds of varieties but next to cheese and pepperoni a good mustard pie is king. One man’s 6.3 is another man’s 9.3
@tamathawalden20372 жыл бұрын
One women's Butt is another man's Door
@Name-el9ps2 жыл бұрын
@@tamathawalden2037 you wink?
@windog5512 жыл бұрын
more ppl need to call Dave a pizza snob everyone knows the rules. Also Dave never takes one bite so the whole channel is a lie lol. Sounds better than 5 bites I guess.
@AJ-das2 жыл бұрын
You must be new here
@ericgervais85902 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@chrisbyrne68082 жыл бұрын
Hey One Bite, you guys should check out the other Delorenzos in Hamilton. I only saw the review in Robbinsville. I hope you also review many more spots in the area like Corleone's, Mama Flora's Trattoria, Villa Rosa, Mama Maria, Kings Pizzarama, Salerno's Pizza, and Mario and Frank's. I'd also like to see you review the fast casual chains like Blaze Pizza, Mod Pizza, Pizza Rev, Piology, etc. Also Rise Pies in Boardman Ohio.
@jeffreypogue25792 жыл бұрын
Davey needs to get his s--t together and quit playing with these pizza reviews. That pie was floppier than a wet noodle and was a 5.7 at the most. Everybody knows the rules, this is about giving pies scores not Davey scoring with the pies!
@Mantiz852 жыл бұрын
@@lawrenceshdow 100% correct the pizza is legit there.
@TheSwishaa2 жыл бұрын
Everybody knows cocaine fucks with the pizza score.
@RobTheVlog2 жыл бұрын
@UCtZVbL_N7R536DUq4VMDgMA have you tried the mustard pizza? Lol
@wakeyakey87282 жыл бұрын
Fuckinghell Jeffrey, it’s a pizza. Chill
@victorradoi13722 жыл бұрын
if is a great spot and a full bar u get 1-2 points bonus
@stackmosayless-16692 жыл бұрын
I normally open the box and let it cool off for 5 mins
@240guy92 жыл бұрын
Go to NJ every other year to visit family. This place is 3 minutes from my cousins and we eat there all the time. Wild to see it on One Bite. Good pizza there.
@killionaire36512 жыл бұрын
Good show looking forward to the next spot. Much love! 🙏🏾💯
@Twistytowertowercrane2 жыл бұрын
Wrong
@woke-a-colatasteslike5hit2 жыл бұрын
I love the love!!!! People are so fuckin stoked about Porty eating pizza in their town/area. He would never find anything good in my town, average at best, but goddamn I'd still be excited that he was here roasting us lol
@Twistytowertowercrane2 жыл бұрын
Love your name. Let’s fuck
@r.s.marcus30432 жыл бұрын
Prez, next time you're in South Jersey you should go to East Ridge Pizza in Willingboro, NJ. Just to say you want it well done. Thanks for the reviews.
@rogerar902 жыл бұрын
Hey I was born in Lakewood near Trenton gotta love it . Jersey pizza stories
@tarakiesling36282 жыл бұрын
JoJo's pie can not hit a box, at all. They are my fav!
@bsmi13612 жыл бұрын
How long was the pie sitting before you picked it up?
@hudsonunderriner875 Жыл бұрын
You’re right next to Covellos pizza and if you go there get the Brooklyn pie. Also spatolas has cbr pizza and Brooklyn pie that are great to
@johnhuberjr40042 жыл бұрын
Dave you gotta try nino’s pizza Rama in Trenton if you haven’t yet it’s your style. I know you’ve heard that before but it is. Regular cheese with a nice sauce and crisp. 👌🏻
@coldcrush92 жыл бұрын
One bowling alley bar, everybody knows Prez misses the Hamptons
@namehere77712 жыл бұрын
Looks like a great place to go have a beer and grab a bite to eat!
@heathersensi2 жыл бұрын
It is. I grew up a mile from here and still go regularly.
@lawrenceflames772 жыл бұрын
PIZZA SNOB HAHA THATS MY MOM GUYS! SHE WAS ON THE PHONE WITH ME
@andregonzales042 жыл бұрын
Owner was legit and the vibe at the tavern was dope. That shoulda brought up the score higher.
@GleNnPauldjNJ2 жыл бұрын
Another local spot of mine..I haven’t tried the pork roll and mustard yet though.
@Karmaisabliss2152 жыл бұрын
Regardless of the fair rated score anyone in their right mind knows that him doing this review will at the very least triple the their revenue. It's a fact
@imstelios2 жыл бұрын
Dave saying that guy look like Smithers is his most accurate review to date!
@Karmaisabliss2152 жыл бұрын
Best pizza I've had in South Jersey was from downtown pizza in Mt Holly. The next best was probably macks pizza in Wildwood
@krisbarr5882 жыл бұрын
bro when you walked into the restaurant my uncle is right there on the left and that is not his wife holy shit did you see his face. I'm not sure I should tell him I seen him lol
@blueskiesmom13232 жыл бұрын
Never tell 🤣🤣
@rickycovers7092 жыл бұрын
lol
@LOCKnLOAD122 Жыл бұрын
Their clams casino white pie is delicious.
@RetailRipper2 жыл бұрын
if youre opening a tavern and needing a bar keep, its gotta be Deb.
@Jascadet2 жыл бұрын
Man, I really want to try the pork roll and mustard, sound interesting. How does one not like mustard!? I wonder what Dave puts on his hot dogs. I am very partial to ketchup myself.