Barstool Pizza Review - Miami Slice (Miami, FL)

[@AnotherInternetThing]

"Like hot butter through a Swiss Army knife." Everyone knows the rules.

[@AstralxProd]

hut

[@jewcyk8268]

love cutting my knives with butter

[@ZippyNarwhal]

Hut butter

[@Libertarianmobius1]

Jajaja

[@michelleper5065]

he won't get it through my butter.... only in his dreams!

[@tigranbabaev3696]

No owners or staff outside, no random fans filming and screaming, just good old Dave and some fine ass pizza.

[@Mikeychance]

And some fine ass behind the camera

[@TerribleCoaching]

That’s how you know it’s a legit score. No owners lurking or trying to be on camera during the review

[@edwardmclaughlin719]

@@TerribleCoaching shush

[@jondough4682]

They thought about it for a second tho.

[@gustavitousa]

In Miami we don't give a shit about famous people on the street

[@lorenajamil7759]

This place is insane, score dead on accurate. Ordered 2 whole pizzas from the them the other day and was blown away.

[@ocaptainmycaptain6079]

I honestly have to say that every time I see a new episode and hear the music I feel at home it’s very heartwarming and comfortable to watch this. Thank you

[@clav3284]

Same my dude, I live In Maine where pizza sucks and everyone just eats seafood and potatoes. Have sympathy for me plz

[@nimaiagarwal5441]

@@clav3284 get rekt

[@LeadMunitions]

every evening i eat dinner and watch a review 😆tonight was Ravioli!!

[@edwardmclaughlin719]

@@clav3284 No my dude, you were not in Stranger Things.

[@edwardmclaughlin719]

@@nimaiagarwal5441 You are not backing Maine food, I hope. That is like saying the Patriots won 7 super bowls without cheating. That's kooky talk.

[@tccandler]

Like hot butter through a swiss-army knife... nuff said!

[@gagamba9198]

So, molten butter then.

[@IvoryJake]

Dave dropping bits of crust with every bite, everybody knows the rules.

[@monkeygraborange]

...and the rule being don’t *ever* eat a slice from a box Prez has munged over.

[@DoubleAgent99]

Squirrels say "that's okay"

[@thesonofsuns5404]

I thought he had flies on him at first

[@edwardmclaughlin719]

@@thesonofsuns5404 Well so did I but adding the premade holes in his shirt, it's hard to tell.

[@random1725]

Them birds gonna feast, or the ants at least.

[@daviclar867]

Dave was really serious about that slice of pie.

[@wesgrubbs8437]

He was promised a couple g's of some of that Miami Nose Beer if he gave them higher than a 8.5

[@michelleper5065]

probably because venezuella was behind the cam.... lolz

[@Name-el9ps]

@@wesgrubbs8437 Dave is worth 100 mil. I actually doubt he takes bribes at this point. Would you?

[@wesgrubbs8437]

@@Name-el9ps Dave is worth 100 mill. Rich people love the World's Purest Coke.

[@americannightmare2109]

Dave isn't honest

[@jimmycakes12]

this is the best looking pizza hes had on in ages

[@walterkovacs7365]

I was about to say, that's a handsome looking 'za if I've seen one

[@fredo5250]

quite the dapper looking pi

[@ZippyNarwhal]

Sooooo good looking 🎃

[@michelleper5065]

dont know wasnt impressed.... pizzas in italy are much better... no comparison

[@J23Chicago]

I agree. This one looks deserving of the score.

[@lancefromohio]

Dave: Pizza has to be cooked in a 100 year old brick oven by a guy who's great grandfather was Mussolini. Also Dave: so these Venezuelans flipped this into pizza place last week, 8.6

[@realtalkz3930]

From the second he opened the box, you could TELL just by looking at it that the pizza was excellent, well cooked, crispy, bubbly light crust, I also love when they do the contrast of cheeses with the balls of mozzarella, the basil leaves is always a great sign of quality, but boy I am fucking jealous of people who live near Miami Slice !😄

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

Yup. That’s one of the first pies he’s reviewed in a long time where you just know instantly when you see it, it’s getting a monster score. Checked all the boxes. My mouth was practically watering.

[@cain2548]

Congratulations Miami Slice. That pizza 🍕 looked amazing 😍😍😍

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

Good lord, that’s an absolutely incredible looking pie. Glad to see he gave it an appropriate score!

[@normanwyatt8761]

It looked real good when he first opened the box, but I never thought that it would be that good.......

[@bsmi1361]

Hope they can keep up with the crowd after a 8.6! Damn

[@Cali_Bucs]

That score was rigged. We just going to ignore the crazy flop that slice had?

[@xSuperSheepx666]

That was a huge slice. If it were to be the size of a normal pizza slice there would be no flop

[@katjerouac]

@@Cali_Bucs it's a large slice, what do you expect. The tip os always gonna be softer

[@TheNunakun]

If he put a little fold on it, like you do properly, it'd def hold up fine

[@tomoflathead]

@@Cali_Bucs casual

[@keitelfrankle1610]

After the first bite Dave does a double take at the whole pie because he's shocked at how good it is... that's when you knew a high score was coming

[@timothyemay]

I still miss the box opening episodes during covid. Those were epic!

[@eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696]

youre missing covid?

[@idontcare9885]

@@eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696 🤣🤣🤣

[@HughJorgan1]

Dave throwing out the word “cacophony”. He always impresses with some of the stuff he comes up with off the cuff.

[@Buzzkill-wn7tf]

Right after the "hot butter thru a Swiss Army Knife" analogy...lol! Always a trip with Dave.

[@fuckamericanidiot]

Cacophony means horrible noise xd

[@CreativityCurve]

"I was in a cocoon of burn" lives in my head rent free

[@JohnnyTheGreek91]

Cacophony literally translates as "bad voice" in Greek, so it means noise or many bad voices talking together.

[@sizzlebong]

Following it up with "symphony", the complete opposite. Man is a comedic genius. Possibly even on purpose.

[@ESalty6969]

The music in the background brings joy to my heart

[@flyingstump2938]

DID NOT expect 8.6! Wow

[@iseethebluescreen]

i guessed an 8ish in the pause between "and here we go" and "if you know i do this" 0:55... slight awe and regain of composure... wholesome as f... was like u said "thats what im talking about", without saying anything.

[@del.see.oh.89]

I was recently in Cuenca, Ecuador for like 4 months. The place is flooded with Venezuelans. My favorite pizza hands down was Martina's. The owner is a young Venezuelan dude who runs the place out of his literal house with his wife. I was shocked by the quality. 8.3 all day. All fucking day.

[@JMCote112]

Was the coke there awesome?

[@bloatedsodium7301]

One finger puncturing the crust, everybody knows Dave’s having Debbie flashbacks.

[@theonewhoknocks2835]

i dont get it

[@dreichert1438]

🤘🤘

[@evs251]

Too much

[@luisbenitez383]

Tore up

[@tomthalon8956]

@@theonewhoknocks2835 Watch every episode from when he started, newbie.

[@SpaRtanl33tz]

Could tell it was good as soon as he opened the box 😛

[@rg20322]

Yeah that looked legit and man I want a pizza now! type of review - and ordering a pizza now!

[@hoyit]

“Bawx.”

[@ibeprofinn8890]

you couldnt see it from thumbnail?

[@Nighthawkforever147]

Miami Pizza is seriously making waves in the pizza game. The more 8 scores the more we will keep getting places like this. Hell yeah

[@ryansmith1321]

They're not. They're just subject to a pizza reviewer

[@humzauddin105]

@@ryansmith1321 wdym? Portnoy is pretty stringent, pretty big deal Miami’s got a number of 🔥 spots

[@MikeWoot65]

"Like hot butter thru a swiss army knife" unintentional Michael Scott moment

[@frankrosemeck9898]

Dave's butchering of every pizza joint name has nothing on his tremendous ability to murder a phrase like hot butter through a Swiss army knife.

[@Too_Buku]

made me laugh

[@AndrewBlacker-wr2ve]

Yeah. He effs up a lot of common phrases and idioms. Snorted too much Draino as a child. Now the brain is broken.

[@jaybrick8973]

Bro you have one of the best jobs ever just going around the country reviewing pizza

[@robert7984]

I like the fun Dave but the serious scoring Dave is good as well!

[@YUMLiberalTears]

If the Swiss are known for one thing, it's their quality in making products that can withstand the force of hot butter.

[@AnotherInternetThing]

Lol

[@gagamba9198]

Such as chocolate.

[@Gostop1891]

"Like hot butter through a Swiss Army knife" and "A cacophony of sounds" in the matter of seconds. The hits just keep on coming!

[@tristancharbonneau5241]

I like how he says the pizza is a symphony of sounds 😋

[@scottulrich2725]

Cockcoughany.

[@justink2101]

Cacophony

[@rubenbustillos2454]

Dave, you need to try slice house. It’s in San Leandro, you went to the one in SF but was closed. I’m a pepperoni guy, not sure how the cheese is. I want to be your west coast correspondent for the pepperoni slice review.

[@daviddehass6877]

“Like hot butter through a Swiss Army knife.” Add it to the list.

[@Redvinetv]

One monster bite in Miami, Dave's coked up hands going through the crust, everybody knows the rules!

[@Sponhexagonal]

8.6 in Miami??? That’s a God tier score.

[@spacejeezle628]

Dave returning to Miami to meet with his coke dude, everybody knows the rules!

[@NelsonMontana1234]

I went there based on this review. It's a 6.4.

[@reapercarl5047]

Woooow that pizza looks amazing, its visualy 1 of the best pizzas ive seen you with

[@Jeff-tt7wj]

Was just thinking that. Literally one of the best looking pizzas I’ve seen in my life.

[@zstrode.8953]

I have no idea why I'm addicted to these. I don't like pizza and I had no idea who dave was but I still enjoy it lol 🤣👌 "Hot butter through a Swiss army knife" Dave got that good ass 🧈

[@shooterhub2]

I wonder what hydration they use in the dough , i remember Lucallis saying they use a lower than usual hydration % in the dough to achieve that nice crunch and this pie looks a lot like Lucallis .

[@beauduty4979]

Cacophony/Symphony of sounds at Miami Slice *Miami Vice with crust that crunches so nice

[@trevormarcray]

Dang! That's a huge score!! It did look good

[@thisguy8224]

Had this in Vegas, absolutely amazing. Had to check if Dave's had it and sure enough, high score.

[@davidjosh5640]

2:46 i love when he takes extra bites with his eyes darting around to the side all big like a crazed puppy afraid someone gonna steal the bone

[@realistic-location9213]

I don't think that the word inverted works for that logo. If you do say an exploded image of a pizza pie that would make a whole lot more sense. In order for it to be inverted all of the slices would have to be turned around making more of a eight pointed star with maybe a pentagon type shape in the center.

[@frightmikesart]

"Hot butter through a Swiss army knife." One absolutely awful analogy, everybody knows the rules.

[@MoneyMagnet87]

Dave- "Like hot better cutting through a Swiss army knife"......well said! Exactly what I was thinking

[@kelz2.0]

Thin crust, is the best kind of crust for a pizza

[@Damage_Inc]

Thin crispy*

[@tombolton5575]

Audibly said “WOAH” when he dropped that score

[@mrforte9462]

Wow did not expect that score... I thought he was deciding between a 7.9 and 81.. nice looking pie.

[@katjerouac]

Same here. 8.6 was unexpected

[@leb4life11]

I was between 8.3-8.5, he almost busted one over that crust. But 8.6 wow

[@fitfogey]

Yeah was thinking 8.1. 8.6 gets kinda in to sacred ground.

[@KO-zi2xf]

I thought he was going 8.3 all day

[@gnr331]

Same here 7.9 or 8.1. I was floored when he said 8.6! That’s a monster score

[@ryanhutchinson5487]

The background music was the Cacophony

[@HughJorgan1]

You know you’ve got great pizza when your logo is an asterisk.

[@kratosmaycry]

This place slaps. They specialize in unique slices like pepperoni and hot honey, pesto + vodka sauce, burrata slices, truffle slices, etc. They are all very good, but prepare to wait in line. The best part is that you can sit at the slice bar and watch the chefs making food. It's actually pretty hypnotizing

[@TheMillennialGardener]

Normally I watch these videos a little delayed, but the undercarriage on that slice in the thumbnail looked so good, I had to click right away.

[@RealAnimeHours]

WOW. Definitely checking that out next time I'm south.

[@Roarcis]

"hot butter through a swiss army knife" ~Dave "I love blow" Portnoy.

[@ridndrty4468]

Dave confusing everyone saying hot butter though a Swiss Army knife and then using the word “cacophony”

[@Cyanoblades]

Hot butter through a Swiss Army knife, everybody knows the rules

[@mickmack8999]

I’m from near Manchester in England and I was in Miami with my daughter for a few days over the weekend, I hunted this place down on the strength of this review, got to say the pizza was spot on the best I’ve had very thin and tasty, the margarita was great and the pepperoni with what tasted like a honey drizzle was fire ,really enjoyed it , friendly staff as well , I initially went looking for the shop to early it was closed and the signage isn’t very clear so I literally pulled up directly outside (it looked like a blacked out shop ) I asked a Mexican lad who I think worked next door if he knew where Miami Slice was located and he said naaah never heard of it 😂 bastard caused me another 40 minutes driving round

[@denisfelice6640]

That pizza 🍕 looks 🔥

[@adriannamarquez550]

Have you tried the new Pepe's in Plantation FL yet? Would love to hear your opinion if it's comprable to the original in New Haven.

[@cameronragan4159]

Hut butter through a swiss army knife

[@gentlycrash]

i didnt know if that was holes in your shirt or shrapnel from the crust hahah looks good! cheers pres!

[@verhu010]

Looks bomb.

[@HIA305]

Brother i live in miami and I've never heard of these places, i'll definitely be checking them out. I heard of Dipiazza because of you and im obessed with they're pizza. You should check out new york Roma pizza when you are back in Miami! Much love from miami! God bless keep doing what you doing!

[@desert_iron_123]

Never heard of that place but looks fantastic

[@LucLeFou]

One bite, everyone knows butter cuts through knives

[@AnimateDead]

SHOULD TRY PINTHOUSE PIZZA IN AUSTIN TX!

[@skydog6376]

Pretty sure Dave washes his car with that shirt ✌️🍕

[@cryptokingz615]

Dave loves it right up his alley.

[@Cws2003]

How's the blow down in miami Dave?

[@pifive]

I can confirm. Just went there and got one pepperoni and one margarita. Best pizza I have ever tried in Miami.

[@michelevitarelli]

Is it always just a cheese pizza?

[@aftrthejake6843]

❤️💪 there you are! Hope you are doing well

[@radiumrickshaw9920]

No, sometimes there are two pizzas.

[@drewa3597]

sometimes it's an ice cream not a

[@BobbyBusiness]

sometimes Hawaiian

[@scottmcwave9479]

monster score

[@biggjamess]

West Kendall in Miami has some interesting pizza spots…. Antonio’s pizza rant in broward is good

[@s_p7231]

Meh, I’ve seen Dave crucify floppy pizza before once or twice.

[@Malanyr]

I was coming here for weeks man. It’s so good!!

[@butternutz_hc_twitch]

One spectacular looking pizza everyone knows the rules

[@masterraceofeverything4504]

Let's discuss what Logic dave used to call that symbol an inverted pizza? 👀

[@profoundwanderer1441]

When the pizza is so good, you don't even mention the flop. Everybodys mother knows, sometimes flop can be decieving.

[@ironhorse127]

I nailed it. Said to myself, Dave’s going 8.6 I’ve watched too many reviews. Lol

[@arnisbole7821]

Easy to nail it after you watch the whole video 😂

[@ironhorse127]

@@arnisbole7821 Nope. Def before he said 8.6 Nice try though

[@monkeygraborange]

@@ironhorse127 There’s no such thing as “too many reviews!”

[@arnisbole7821]

@@ironhorse127 it’s ok everybody knows you watched the video then said the score kind of weird thing 😂

[@JacksonMack3742]

@@ironhorse127 I know you are telling the truth. Fth

[@TheDanLevy]

Wow. Massive score!

[@4twunnay]

So many pies that have looked just like this that barely squeaked into mid 7s😂 you just get the shit end of the stick if your a pizza spot owner and Dave comes in when he’s in a bad mood😂

[@niki420yuh]

It can look good and have no taste my dude

[@4twunnay]

I agree I just think it’s funny the inconsistencies in Dave’s scores sometimes but I mean when you’ve done that many it’s hard not to haha

[@cristianchavez1699]

that pie looks killer.. good stuff Dave

[@scottmcwave9479]

I don’t have millions of dollars but I have better t-shirts than Dave!

[@Got4ch]

Maybe because he puts his focus on making that money instead of pleasing what everyone think?

[@awerawer0708]

@@Got4ch Must not know dave

[@samueltaylor9935]

once u get rich and can buy whatever u want, it becomes boring

[@xelayes8113]

where did you purchased the pizza wheel cutter

[@justinherbert9146]

Can't beat Miami -- great pizza, beautiful ladies, no state taxes, Governor DeSantis, sunshine, beaches, bikinis -- that pie looked awesome you know where I will be next Thursday!

[@goombajuice]

A bazillion pizza reviews later and I just look at the thumbnail and guess the score spot on

[@Toddheenan802]

Is the pizza always just cheese??

[@TheDaitomOne]

Yes

[@keepmovingadventures9102]

Yes

[@MrSoccerFreak11]

You some kind of rookie? Everyone knows the rules...

[@BobbyBusiness]

sometimes Hawaiian

[@radiumrickshaw9920]

No, sometimes there's basil.

[@DennisFeinsteinCEO]

How did you hit all these cities in the South and not go to Verasano's in Atlanta... Bro...

[@richhoops2413]

Dave: Quick, let's make a high scoring pizza so we have an easy to remember timestamp in Miami for the IRS.

[@AlainCorona]

Or, it’s an 8.6 pizza

[@richhoops2413]

@@AlainCorona Just joking around over here. Didn't know you were related to the owner

[@AlainCorona]

@@richhoops2413 don’t know the owner at all. All I said was there’s a possibility of it really being an 8.6.

[@richhoops2413]

@@AlainCorona Are y'all open on Sundays

[@AlainCorona]

@@richhoops2413 check yelp.

[@supersolidsnake641]

Dave has become god of pizza… can make or break a long standing business with a 2 min review… Dave is the pie god.. you know the rules

[@iamaquastonethrone77]

That’s his man’s spot for sure. Love u boi

[@denal9958]

Come up to Morgantown, WV we got this cool pizza place called Pies and Pints it's craft beer and craft pizza.

[@byohnk]

monster score. Any guesses if this is "miami score" score or a legit 8.6

[@joeysmith7111]

Hot butter through a Swiss Army knife lol. Gotta love him!!

[@markmitchell6807]

where does dave get those t shirts he has on in the video?

[@TomCarltonLUFC]

Wow🎉🎉🎉 what a Monster score.

[@mikecowart4834]

Can you please review the original bizzaro’s in Indialantic Florida!

[@nikolaskarelis652]

drooling for a piece!

[@Blueskies1180]

The crisp in every bite, that freakin looks amazing!!! Too bad I live in Canada. 😭