Barstool Pizza Review - Primavera Pizza (Montauk, NY)

[@pujols213]

One gay guy in his DMs, everybody knows that puts Dave in a happy mood

[@EliteGhostR]

Quite the gay mood if you ask me

[@bustermcthundernut]

Pres was on something during that clip of the whales

[@JonnyUnforeseen]

Adderall'd out of his balls

[@PeterGalipo]

On a boat

[@Mn3-76]

For real

[@matthewlevy9196]

Whales whales whales whales whales whales jumping out of the ocean whales

[@brodyharris7631]

Yeah. Who gives a shit tho. Its part of his brand. He has stated time and time again that he takes a shit ton of adderall.

[@scottdavidson7543]

One step closer to coming out, everyone knows the rules! ...Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[@dncviorel]

#himtoo

[@skinnypenis2343]

You are bald

[@scottdavidson7543]

@@skinnypenis2343 That cuts deep

[@dragonskinstudio]

Defo looks like it.

[@joem13yearsago73]

You are bald

[@lastfirst841]

One gay guy, everybody knows Pres was hiding the rest of the conversation

[@SingleMaltBuckeye]

Dave has a very gay walk. It's almost as if he's Proud of it because it's highlighted at the beginning of every review. I'm sure lots of gays hit on him not because he looks good but because they assume he's gay by how he walks. Lmao.

[@clintmock5615]

“Sorry I’m happy” so relatable thanks for the review!

[@JustAwesomee]

One gay guy asked out Dave, everyone knows Pres made the first move

[@u235u235u235]

you made me laugh. thanks.

[@marcoiacobuzio4075]

Just Awesomee hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jasonjones3694]

😂😂

[@willyoung4533]

Yep, he made the first move when he got dressed. 😂

[@ryanmcweeny6327]

One massive to-go order, everyone knows Dave's trying to rebound from a coke bender.

[@atta1798]

he has got no good taste

[@BassMan-wr3lq]

Especially in Montauk lmao

[@AbcXyz-zn5ep]

One pair of leopard print shorts everybody knows Dave Erotic is the Leopard King

[@joemckim1183]

Does that make Debbie the Carol Baskin of the pizza review world?

[@charlieventures7358]

One happy Dave, everybody knows he saw Debbie last night

[@ChrisDM]

One family eating off camera being slowly traumatized as the review went on, everybody knows the rules.

[@TRUE_GR1T]

lmao i didn't realize how close they were i had to go back and look

[@Forkemdvls]

One leopard print shorts missing the matching shirt, everyone knows the date got rough.

[@scamper3604]

Debbies got it

[@asyouratty13]

he had explosive poops from last pizza, used the shirt to wipe with....everyone knows the rules

[@Jumalten001]

One Market Crash away, everyone knows Pres is inflating his Stock Prices.

[@PTbench]

PENN was 3.75 in march and now 55, that explains it.

[@Anfielddisciple]

PTbench is it about to disintegrate and explode ? Seems the next two weeks decides the profitability of there shares 👍 deal or no deal just about 😁

[@Anfielddisciple]

Also The Governments implantation of what Corona guidelines they introduce is the be all or end all. This stock is fully dependent on that and rules and regulations introduced . Fuck this administration 👍

[@ras124]

Markets gettin hammered

[@JohnSmith-gq9gn]

@@Anfielddisciple Sorry buddy...the guidelines are implemented at the state level. If it was up to this administration...there would be very little guidelines and a whole lot of "OPEN THE COUNTRY THE EFF UP!".

[@sheltzshelton1454]

Dave been racking up, That's why Dave happy

[@franciscovlzqz17]

Here cause Blade + Salt review

[@chrisabshier5749]

Never tell a secret in the middle of a cornfield there's too many ears

[@salvadordali969]

What does that have to do with the video

[@flynnbaird5684]

Dave reminiscing of Debbie calling him "love"

[@deez3257]

Good for you Dave. I haven't had an offer for a blowee from a man in years. It's a special day, injoy it they are far and few these day's.

[@alanhaysom6621]

Love this channel. Helped me through some really bad times in my life...

[@stereolababy]

what like when you stubbed your toe?

[@shaunjax]

🐳 jumping into my Cheerios 😂😂😂😂

[@chasingtails7416]

One happy island life Dave, everybody know's he's ripped

[@fcm2790]

Gotta try koronet pizza in washington heights nyc.. used to go always in 90s for huge 2$ jumbo slice..

[@charlie1832]

What time is last somewhere between 12pm and 8pm ?

[@x_Mobile_x]

Loving Dave happy.

[@strahinjapetrovic4362]

One tiger shorts, everyone knows he took Debbie's by mistake this morning

[@ACE7O2]

Tiger?

[@tylerhodge6275]

Leopard? Lmfao

[@AmanAman-ri9kk]

More like Brandon’s

[@danielcessna8279]

Be happy Davey

[@vetterfellow]

1:43 Thought it was doughy, but it's SNOT !!!!. Thanks Dave😎 & Frankie !!!.

[@Highlinetowerman]

Great review!!!

[@scottmcwave9479]

Don’t fill up on pizza! Save room for your date!

[@bobbyl5585]

YOU GUYS NEED TO TRY DON'S IN WARWICK, RI pizza during the intro looks identical to Don's. Easily a 9!

[@craiglandstrom5135]

What do you do with the leftover pizza?

[@joeybagadonuts9542]

You got to try Russ pizza that’s in Greenpoint Brooklyn on Manhattan Ave.

[@holdmybeerwatchthis6503]

"Whales jumping out of the water"? That must be another metaphor for coming out of the closet.

[@asyouratty13]

everyone knows the rules

[@darrencovar6329]

So how was the dinner?

[@donjulkio8903]

Dave saving the world one Pizza At a Time bravo 👏🏼 sir.

[@ryjordan9356]

Closed on Labor Day! Wild! 😂

[@brettshrekington]

Why was I just discovering about the Montauk project just last night & then you’re in Montauk the next fucking day!! Look it up Dave if you don’t already know!

[@fpspaul]

No crust bite on this one?

[@MarkPR58]

They have a great grandma pie too

[@anglehead]

How do you get two whales in one car? - You start in England and travel westbound.

[@monkeygraborange]

7.6 Totally nailed it for 6 out of the past 7!

[@HerschelKrustofski]

One coke dealer who lives in Montauk, everybody knows that’s why Dave is so happy

[@eric_in_florida]

Montauk is the only place where he doesn't say WHERE ARE WE.

[@TurninTrackOut]

Those shorts are awesome.

[@AveiroDan]

When are you coming back to NEWHAVEN to do more reviews with Debbie???

[@Chef_JV4L]

Dave’s happy everyone knows he just got the re-up

[@josephallen8044]

Some guy is waking up wondering where the hell his shorts went .

[@swiftslick]

Prez finally comes out in a review.

[@airjibbs]

Watching so many reviews. I said 7.6 when you opened the box 😂😂😂

[@atta1798]

that pizza is just about 10.....you also got it wrong

[@sf1988]

Still need to hit La Parmigiana in Southampton

[@sharinglungs3226]

I remember watching Dave’s twitter when he mentioned Penn stock doubled from it’s $4 lows. I was thinking who’s going to want to gamble during a pandemic. Stock is now $55.31. Smdh.

[@Mike_Rundle]

Probably not worth buying now?

[@dukenudibranch6414]

Where are you going on your date?

[@asiacaster3663]

Anyone try out that premium frozen pizza bundle of the top pizzerias in the world from that pizzauni com site? Actually as good as people are saying?

[@quarterbackin3262]

7.6 called it! Love when I do that 😂😂

[@bradleyleacock3381]

Long island has some of the best pies my man PORTNOY!!!!!!!

[@LL3Jay]

Dave is crying out for help, he’s right at the closet door with his hand on the knob, ready to come bursting out, we support you Dave.

[@pbnak]

he will finally get some

[@iDrunkRS]

One leopard print shorts, everybody knows this is the new and improved Dave.

[@tomthalon8956]

Really? Tacky, poor-fitting shorts make him improved? it's bad enough he walks like he has a full Depends underneath.

[@Myvirtualbulldog]

I can now get about .2 decimals of his scores now, just the remarks and vibes.

[@stephenlopetrone2433]

Ur getting so soft on the reviews... everything things in the 7’s ... it might be good but I watch this to see where the good zaa’s at and ur letting me down Just let Frankie do the reviews from now on he’s the true pizza king

[@lukedurrett3819]

Set up a barstool HQ is Houston tx

[@bidask123]

Pretty sure the pic in the message is Jack.

[@juliusthejew8927]

One standard new York style pizza everyone knows the rules

[@atta1798]

what are these rules?

[@johnsantoro6788]

Who’s here after todays review

[@bsr6823]

That looked damn good.

[@stereolababy]

it"s a friggin pizza

[@ssj_skylab121]

With those shorts and the way he walks, he's really sending some interesting vibes

[@hoosiermaker2358]

Q:How do you get 4 flamers with leopard shorts on 1 Barstool?? A: turn the stool over

[@roboffff]

Where’s the bonus food review?

[@jeffreymoscardelli8428]

1 pair leopard print short shorts every one knows dave after this is going to fire island for the weekend😄😂😂 he loved his complement to much. Give it a couple months he'll be back in a lady's winter coat

[@Imunderpar4win]

Me: if he says 7.6 again I’m gonna lose my mind Dave: 7.6 Me: no way he just said 7.6 again

[@lucashunter9984]

One bite. Where the only thing Davey consumes more of than pizza 🍕 is cocaine. "🐋 Whales Whales Whales 🐋" 😄

[@enriquemorin5569]

Bueno Dave. I'm in Venezuela.

[@VentureAHighway]

That looks like pretty good pizza. He would have that hat lol

[@jordanrivera1563]

You stand up so straight I can hardly tell you aren’t.

[@MaDukesMaDukes]

Duck toed Davy day trader... A legend in his own mind... Fought off that covid... But his taste buds are just fine... Rockin the tiger shorts.. What's that he's packing... Definitely not Randolf... Sadly we all know what happened.. One bite he takes, then 2 and 3... Everybody knows the rules... Smoke more weed 😎

[@jackyjonesy123]

Might just be the most camp entrance of all time

[@JonnyUnforeseen]

One gay guy in Dave's DMs, everybody knows they matched on Grindr

[@shumpy87]

Whale watching on upppers in the morning

[@thomasrainbow]

So true! If a gay guy says you look good then you look fucking good. Everyone knows the rules

[@dj1698]

I’m guessing 6.9 with those shorts

[@GNXperimental]

Dave "Doubled his Wealth" Portnoy

[@colethornton4285]

There's a reason why he ordered so much food. cough, cough.......dinner with gay dude. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

[@caseywilson812]

i was just thinking that. dave bought a bunch of food for a picnic with his online date

[@keanurives8724]

Long Island has so many good spots

[@rickferguson8723]

one pair of weird shorts everybody knows the rules 🤣 🍕

[@keeganm9701]

I think its official Dave's pizza reviews have lost their legitimacy. Too many outside factors influencing these scores. At the beginning it was no bullshit, straight up, tell it how it is, pizza reviews. Now its "Ohh the people were really nice... I'm on an island giving high scores... the owners standing right here.." Blah blah blah. Get back to the stone cold, no holds barred pizza reviews.

[@Bobbnoxious]

One bite, everyone knows Dave calls people "miserable fucks" when he's happy

[@nickatnite16]

One bite,everyone knows Dave's saving his appetite for his hot date tonight 👬

[@quezzyb617]

Cheese pizza mozz stix an calzone got enough cheeze bro?

[@CB0915]

Oh tha shorts...? They’re fuckin horrendous

[@shephusted2714]

the money is going to ruin you - it already has for the most part - you own it

[@franksbeans7822]

oh shit this is like a few houses down from my grandpas place

[@laq4221]

DAVE, your fucking up!!! you MUST try Colosseo in Port Jefferson Station. sit down in the back and get a fresh pie to order.

[@dantenewyork7380]

Enzo’s the man!

[@michelevitarelli]

Is it always just a cheese pizza?

[@te0pa0k]

How is this man not 400 pounds yet ,eating fucking pizza every day for the last 8 years straight?

[@robwoods5434]

I can now predict Dave's score within 0.1 of his actual score based on his lead up.

[@MrZener11]

Primavera is Project Management

[@foowishamewican]

Everyone knows why he's happy. It's called angel dust

[@geoffrey700]

One bite everybody knows Dave has a grinder account LOL..

[@BurgerPwner]

One gay guy asked Dave out, everybody knows he accepted

[@jasondouglas152]

Just a few days until NFL !!!! Thank God 🙏