Barstool Pizza Review - The Riverside Market (Fort Lauderdale, FL)

After doing The Pizza Spot, Dave is looking for a place to finish out the week and stumbles across The Riverside Market, and it may have been serendipity.
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[@Imunderpar4win]

When Dave takes a bite and immediately says “what else do you guys serve?”… everyone knows it’s a 3.1

[@fitfogey]

Came looking for this comment and you delivered.

[@kirkfavre3017]

W

[@HeffewiezenDudeGuy]

I thought 4.8

[@PatrickBrophy]

7.1 is the Dave score for shit pizza that the owner is in his face every time. That pizza looked like a high 5 at best.

[@str8cash113]

Yeah I was thinking 4.5 looking like raw dough

[@lazyblazer]

exactly

[@RyRyTheBassGuy]

Legit 4.3

[@EasyBreezyCheezyLemonSqueezy]

I was thinking 6.1 but yeah he was very nice to them

[@nuck-]

6.2 if the sauce was really good.

[@billyvalentine5085]

I think Pres needs to institute a rule where he doesn't meet/talk to the people until after the review. Because scores like this just throw off the whole system. That pizza was thick, undercooked, heavy, falling apart. Putting it in the 7's just makes every other pizza spot that earned a 7 drop in value on the scale.

[@JohnstonPettigrew]

Yeah, he really sucks 😞

[@lancelance9314]

The story is more important. We all know the real score, i would rather know the folks.

[@djmattn]

Exactly!!

[@FLmetalhead]

Well it’s hard to say not to meet him til after when he just walks in. They would have to like go hide which is kinda dumb. I just think they can’t be around for the scoring part. And if it’s a bad score he can just leave.

[@AssBeak]

Zero undercarriage doneness

[@joedoe2770]

Man that took all of Dave’s strength to muster up a 7.1, had to switch slices, went with a firm fold grip. Nothing could save that pizza.

[@EasyBreezyCheezyLemonSqueezy]

Hahaha yeah he was very nice to them, that’s why he’s prez

[@keve4253]

@@EasyBreezyCheezyLemonSqueezy i get the feeling the guy was upset, seemed like the vibe died after he scored it, I am sure he was hoping Dave was going to give him a 8.1 or something

[@kirkfavre3017]

W

[@ramayaruk]

That guy knew it too lol

[@gpfitness8194]

Lmao

[@HughJorgan1]

When Dave asked “what other food you got?” I think they got the message. It’s not a destination for pizza but certainly a place to go if you’re in the area.

[@lewcrowley3710]

I was reminded of Chevy Chase in The Three Amigos..."You have anything else to eat besides Mexican food?"

[@HughJorgan1]

@@lewcrowley3710 ..lol, That movie had a plethora of laughs.

[@Jellyman3]

Yeah i went there and had the pizza. It's okay. They have another location 20 minutes from here that sells pulled pork sandwiches and thick cuts of fries that are 100x better

[@chrissygerwitz520]

@@HughJorgan1 And pinatas.

[@HughJorgan1]

@@chrissygerwitz520 …Lol, yep…El Guapo’s plethora of piñatas

[@StevenSeed00]

One bite, everybody knows Dave can't stand up to peer pressure. That crust was raw.

[@jakealden2517]

Dave went high on the score because the guy was right there. How you can you go 7.1 with a pizza that's raw under the carriage.

[@iggycieplinski2082]

Dave is compromising his scores because of how nice people are. This looks like a low 6 at best based on what he says he likes.

[@alexd2555]

Yeah seriously, I knew before he said it that the score would be from a 7.1 to a 7.2

[@iggycieplinski2082]

@@alexd2555 if he never went inside, he would've ripped it since it looked like Jack's frozen: not cooked and falling apart.

[@porterhouse7260]

that 7.1 was really a 6.1, I'm local to Ft. Lauderdale, the atmosphere is a solid 9 plus or minus!

[@christophermeyers]

He wanted to give it a 6.4 I'd guess.

[@SingleMaltBuckeye]

Based on the undercarriage alone it's a 5.2.

[@genebigs1749]

Top of that pizza may have been a 7.1, but the bottom is a 5 at best.

[@jmart1393]

A 5? Dude that’s the worst fucking undercarriage I’ve ever seen. That’s worse than cicis

[@StatiCRjm]

Bottom looked like the underside of a poptart

[@ab28ab]

Prez was extremely generous with that score.

[@rsplatpc]

it looked like Papa Johns in a place you don't want to order Papa Johns from

[@ProtectTheSecond]

He's getting slightly soft around the edges as he ages. Just how a normal person does. Fucking love it. El Prez forever!

[@JohnstonPettigrew]

Julian Seagull.... .hmmmmmmmm.

[@ericb8241]

When he didn’t mention the flop I knew the score was bias.

[@lewcrowley3710]

One Flop, everyone knows he does blow.

[@pwebb34]

Biased*

[@RandyModdSteller]

One Bite everyone knows Dave is looking for a retirement community with good pizza.

[@xJust2Deadly]

Lmfaooo

[@mattdaaamon]

he can travel between old forge and florida

[@bumblebee623]

Omg ty. Finally someone with a comment that is semi original and not copied and pasted shooting for likes and attention

[@christopherwhite8332]

Unapologetically! Lmao

[@bufordmaddogtannen5164]

My grandpa literally did this.. 🤣🤣🤣

[@hisroyalhighness8566]

He was trying so hard not to ruin them but that was a 4.8 the bottom was whiter than Pres' Nose after a few bumps

[@Plague_Doc22]

Bottom of the pizza looks barely cooked...wtf they cook this in? A microwave?

[@MonsterMetalManiac]

Horrible.

[@str8cash113]

Haha. Right!!! My frozen pizza got a better undercarriage. That pizza looking really bad

[@mleekirk]

Undercooked undercarriage with the most flop I've ever seen and no crunch. You lost some cred with me on the this review Dave. You can't give in to the immense pressure of the owner being right in front of you lol.

[@str8cash113]

Right!! The undercarriage was basically raw dough.. gross.

[@NONARCS]

Owner was so out of it he would have been elated with a 6.5 which would have been fine for feed pie.

[@EasyBreezyCheezyLemonSqueezy]

He was very nice to them, there’s nothing wrong with that… but yeah the pizza is a 6.1 at best

[@lemongavine]

He admitted up,front that the score wasn’t going to be fair.

[@gregoryphi]

he said 7.1 but his eyes said 6.4. Had to beef up the score because the owner is such a legend.

[@marsvai2410]

i was thinking hes gonna give 6.4 too, but honestly looks more like a 4.9-5.6 with that thick raw dough.

[@JPOIII1985]

Dave wanted to give that a 2.8 but he's too nice lmao

[@marsvai2410]

real

[@YUMLiberalTears]

One bite that shit looked like birthday pizza at the skating rink/family arcade and everybody knows that Dave just wants to feel like a kid again.

[@timothypettit5367]

One bite everybody knows that's a 6.1 at best. Prez always folds when the owners are watching...

[@jimmipadge]

That 7.1 was actually a 6.2 if the owner wasn’t lording over, everyone knows the rules….

[@WesDaviestravel]

Loved the Modest Mouse blaring in the background

[@lukecasio9810]

And OK Go! Great alternative playlist

[@_hardees]

@@lukecasio9810 yeah but OK Go! sucks

[@lukecasio9810]

@@_hardees well thats just, like, your opinion man

[@cactaceous]

@@lukecasio9810 His and mine. Ok Go sucks.

[@lukecasio9810]

@@cactaceous well it's not mine, and you're just going to have to get get get get GET OVER IT

[@frankjackson655]

Nice guy, Dave didn't wanna give him a 6, everyone knows the rules

[@moddkilla]

First review I saw Dave go in on 3 different slices lol

[@marcoiacobuzio4075]

moddkilla.......I've seen alot of these reviews and what I notice is when Dave eats multiple slices and doesn't finish them he doesn't really like it and the score is going to be low.......however the pizza reviews where he eats the slices entirely it seems to me he's liking the pizza and the score will be higher than normal

[@jcstuart6978]

He wanted to say 6.5, but he's a nice guy and sometimes it's more important to just be a good person instead of brutally honest.

[@Redvinetv]

3 different slices, 3 different bites, everybody knows it's a 5.5 pizza.

[@aegontargaryen573]

That’s a 6.1 on a good day. Sad

[@aaronbourlard5038]

I feel that this should be in the 5s. Maybe mid 5 from Dave’s actually scale.

[@ElMuchoMacho]

YO I USED TO WORK AS A KITCHEN MANAGER HERE. Loved the vibe, pizza was good. People would come up and say "closest to New York I've had" which was a Supreme compliment

[@ts9576]

That pizza would have been a 4.8 at any random spot in NY where the owner wasn't in his face. Looked worse than Domino's. Dave was in a tough spot on this one.

[@sammylk]

Props to whomever made the thumbnail. They managed to get the .0001th of a second that the pizza stood upright 🤣

[@isaacchassman6453]

That owners doing something a little different, looks like a cool and unique spot, respect the bump up for that (even if they can’t make a pizza 😝)

[@Boreganic]

Lol that wasn’t even good enough for a 6 let’s be real here.

[@MSH786]

You could tell Dave did not like that pizza at all and the only reason that he gave it a 7.1 is because the owner and his son were standing right there and they were huge fans of Dave and Barstool Sports!

[@newyork4311]

I live in SFL and have gone to Riverside Market plenty of times. 6.1 at the best

[@TheTenCentStory]

The owner buttered him up.

[@leorickt.9604]

That pizza looked terrible lmao. Just pure white on the underside

[@adambees2174]

Crazy, I was just cruising around on my scooter and stumbled across this place the other day. What a great hidden gem near downtown Ft. Lauderdale. I’ve been raving about it ever since. What a great place.

[@rustyshackleford2934]

HUGE props if that's a custom playlist, cause bumping Modest Mouse is damn awesome.

[@scaredguycrime]

His reviews never been the same since frankie left. Every one knows the rules

[@debraj8665]

WOW I didn't know Frankie left.

[@richardNbacchus]

He left?! What happened?

[@brucewayne6008]

They were so worried about everything except making a good pie what a dummy

[@sharinglungs3226]

Looks like the kind of place you see an expat do on a tropical island. Seems like a good place to hang out.

[@omeletpants]

Dave has lost his objectivity fraternizing with the owners

[@simbioza91]

One demented owner microwaving a pizza, Dave inflating score because hes a little tooth fairy everybody knows the rules

[@str8cash113]

💯 accurate!

[@potooleftl]

Luv that place. The beer selection from around the world is insane.

[@benleeper332]

Didn’t look bad till he picked that shit up. Dave has a soul

[@BPeezy315]

Riverside market is a vibe for sure. I recommned it just as a spot to chill with friends. I had the pizza, it was good, and i was drunk.

[@carlositaliankitchen]

I'm from Australia and I've never been to US before. As Pizza is my favourite food Dave is really giving me some awesome spots to try when i do get around to visiting the U.S. thanks Dave

[@southparkreefman4366]

Dave doin the flop save biting in before it droops and drips

[@HughJorgan1]

Prez throwing in the word ‘serendipity’ is impressive.

[@marcoiacobuzio4075]

Hugh Jorgan......haha!!......I agree he can throw around and say a word like serendipity with no problem but give him an easy word or a simple pizzeria name to pronounce.......forget it's not happening!!!!.......lol

[@randomname1387]

When he said "What else do you guys serve?" it told you everything you needed to know about the pizza

[@shayladjekic5144]

The riverside market is PACKED today !

[@anthonylancellotti4688]

Dave the pizza looked raw on the bottom that was a 5.7 easily . You were being very generous that day

[@jrex8914]

1.21 Gigawatts of pizza, everybody knows Dave wants to go back in time to get Frankie

[@stokedbronco]

Even bad pizza is kinda good with that many beers to choose from.

[@insidewrestling6640]

One 7.1 everybody knows Dave is looking for some fun in the sun.

[@kendalmyers9445]

Man that pabst blue ribbon sign had me hooked😂😂😂.

[@meerkatmalone5064]

Didn't hear one thing Dave said until Ocean Breathes Salty was over.

[@Overdoseplus]

The Barstool Dance will be the newest craze on Fortnight.

[@machinegunhippy]

That pizza was whiter underneath than Dave's taint

[@MonsterMetalManiac]

Yuk. What a visual.

[@DownSouth954]

Never had the pizza at Riverside but I love drinking there. Great spot

[@michaelslob3581]

Beer + shitty pizza = Prez all night party extravaganza, everybody knows the rules.

[@marcoiacobuzio4075]

Michael Slob......haha!!! agreed......throw in some coke and weed and you got your four basic food groups

[@caseyquinn9282]

Dave just loves eating pizza. He started eating pizza every day because of a bet, decided he might as well hit a different spot every day and rate it. Then the views were high even though he’s rich now he still does it because his fans love it, he loves it and it helps small businesses get recognition. It was never intended to be as serious as y’all newer viewers seem to want it to be.

[@steven54knights]

love riverside market. the beer and vibes are definitely the reason to go though

[@andrew9145]

Dave was trying so hard to not let it flop lol

[@emeroldocruz6679]

Hey man cool reviews.Them doors looks like you are coming out of the house of guitars in Rochester NY.One of few great points here.In suburb north of city.take care and God Bless.

[@manfrommaine1194]

I may be the only person who thinks this is a pretty honest review. Probably a 6.8 but likes the vibe and taste

[@mattrodriguez6130]

Regardless of the soft score, that place is cool af. I legit love the vibe.

[@ritchie2411]

Great place. Great vibe, been there, prices great, pizza score correct.

[@el_capoguapo]

Pizza wasn’t even cooked lol

[@proudamerican1278]

With No pressure it’s a 6.2 real score,

[@NorthEast]

Clearly a 6.5. Everybody knows this man ads .6 from the heart!

[@xJust2Deadly]

No way that’s a 7. That’s a 6.4 and not a point more.

[@Vlad81Boce]

true serendipity moment!

[@squeedum4893]

The kitchen didn't know to cook it well-done, everyone know the rules.

[@NONARCS]

Um..that's not even..done.

[@errk25]

Maybe not the best looking pizza but I love that place with all the beers.

[@joshrees1591]

My hometown hang out spot. Fucking love riverside market. Such a great vibe all the time

[@unclebuck180]

With that high score perhaps Dave DID hit the weed 🤪

[@George-xe2ub]

If I had a pizza joint And Dave walked in, I’d know what he liked. Extra cheese, thin, and cook the shit out of it to minimize flop. It’s not rocket science.

[@fitfogey]

Apparently with this place almost everybody knows the rules.

[@OutlawTorn33]

And then when customers show up from a great review to eat your regular 5.9 pizza they will never come back

[@kirkfavre3017]

W

[@t-bonestickyfingers1336]

Where are you getting the extra cheese from?

[@gospo4509]

You HAVE to try Big C's Downtown Pizza on Andrews Ave. It's close to Riverside market.

[@Section_Nate]

That pizza wasn’t even cooked all the way but he did warn that he couldn’t give a real score

[@openmythirdeye]

One bite, you know Dave is crushing some sabertooth down there

[@ChrisOneill17]

Very respectful review, so honest with the guy in front too!

[@Funnydego]

Davey turned down the puff, puff, pass… everybody knows he took them up on the offer right after the review.

[@kadharefinley224]

Dave 20ft away from the previous pizza place everyone knows the rules

[@bingevintage8124]

This place looks like it’s right up my alley definitely gotta check it out

[@animatejackman9685]

Prez has the most predictable scores now ;) Place seems wicked tho

[@myNarrator]

This place is awesome! Not for the pizza, but the beer selection. Walls of glass door fridges. You help yourself and they tally your bill at the end. It's like a party inside a store.

[@jasonsantiago8148]

Great review , cool place I'd like to grab a beer there . How many ppl get drunk there and forget how many beers they had lol.

[@patrickg7393]

I’ve been there a hundred times and that pizza was cooked a bit under from how they usually serve it. The undercarriage is usually better. Love that place!!!!

[@ednowakowski30]

Agree 100% with Billy V.

[@ARod3]

You can hear in the guys voice he was pissed after the score 😂

[@ramayaruk]

That pie looked like it was left outside during a thunderstorm lol

[@RyanCoomer]

at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.

[@user-bl5em1sv3g]

based

[@scottmcwave9479]

we don’t believe you

[@cookinonehanded5991]

@@scottmcwave9479 speak for yourself bucko. This guy is speaking facts

[@michaelb9537]

This is a health code violation. You will end up de-buffet’d

[@rsplatpc]

life pro tips

[@grayhowell3795]

I lived in that neighborhood a while and used to go to riverside market all the time. Pizza is good but it’s better once you’ve had 650 beers. Good late night drunk food.

[@paulmelone2381]

Love the modest mouse playing!

[@rg20322]

This guy should really stretch that pizza and cook it to crisp and it will win! Find the best sauce....this should have been a 6.8 based on the undercarriage

[@24Kev]

If you ever make it out to Sacramento, I highly recommend Pizza Connection. Very small business that's basically a hole in the wall. Incredible pizza though.

[@anthonycelano165]

We get it Dave didn’t want to bury them.

[@davidwatts6018]

YEA

[@cristianchavez1699]

that has to be the first pizza ive seen with 0 undercarriage.. seems like a generous 7.1 score

[@TheKeez01]

He wanted it to say under 7