Dave Portnoy Has Had ENOUGH of Chicago

Sydnie Wells directs the office to do a viral TikTok. The Barstool Chicago office introduces it's newest hire, Hannah, and White Sox Dave tests her pitching ability. Eddie struggles with a Shrek mask. Carl sweats out a crazy Illinois March Madness win. Dave Portnoy & Big Cat visit the River North bar. Dave and WSD argue about WSD's favorite pizza. The guys confront WSD about The Dozen Trivia cheating allegations which leads to a serious interrogation....
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[@jamesd3412]

Eddie with "I don't argue with WSD on Sundays..." had me dying

[@jacobm9322]

Sydnie wears the best pants

[@georgewashington5746]

Weirdos

[@arcarioandsons]

You guys are the most barstool of all barstool... You guys get what we want!

[@travisschantz9565]

Drunk Carl getting offended was so sad

[@oblungz9688]

"They are selling our info to the Chinese" god I love WSD

[@garyjohnson9498]

They are

[@jrshelton3398]

He’s not wrong

[@bogie3462]

Could we at least get a chief cosign. It's like he's right but damn man

[@Jake_venture]

Based WSD

[@FriendlyPICS]

Dave friendly razzes Rico and Rico is absolute shit. WSD is what makes Barstool good and Dave is always giving him legitimate shit.

[@SGTCoolz]

Carl is hammered

[@mattt.8097]

This is one of the best ones yet. The interrogation should be an hour long special.

[@michaelmonster18]

Carl’s drunk talking the boss man

[@uberhuber1152]

Fucking Dave. "It was either 12 or 20" and then 30 sec later "On the 28th of November...What's today? The 15th? [of March]..so two weeks ago". He is magnificent.

[@brendansummers1315]

Much better than the NY stool scenes

[@potsy4830]

I don't blame Dave for low key loving Sydnie... but its hilarious

[@SticksAandstonesBozo]

She’s for sure making him think there could be more. She has no idea but it’s a fact.

[@xmakhijad7853]

Too bad he has established himself as a gross pig for the last 5 years. He could never swing a dime

[@jacobadrian1115]

He's db for elf jerky

[@jamesd3412]

Chicago so much better than NY office

[@georgewashington5746]

Chicago>NY

[@joshbehehe]

Ya cause N.Y. is woke and run by women… absolute nightmare fuel.

[@billylord45]

Prez summed Carl up perfectly. He’s the annoying guy at the bar you just want to walk away from.

[@danielschlosser8982]

I couldn’t agree more

[@kodiak138]

Yea, especially when he has a few drinks in him.

[@jeffreychamplin7270]

Pretty sure he’s an alchy

[@drewg7581]

yeah I like his content and stuff but I feel like he'd be insufferable on a night out

[@Tonypalozzi10]

Is Carl bald. He looks like 20 years older than when I seen him on the mall draft like 5 months ago

[@SuburbanMomz]

Chicago > New York

[@willschode]

How does Hannah still have no voice? Is that just what she sounds like?

[@SouthernSkeptic]

How annoying must she be that nice guy Ed told her she was talking too much on her first day?

[@johnnysports4375]

that shrek video was fucking hilarious

[@SticksAandstonesBozo]

WSD looks like if Frankie had one of those guys at the boardwalk draw his portrait.

[@StephaniePittman14]

Chicago has become my fav part of Barstool.

[@purerubish]

thats a tough tough look for carl

[@HurleyAndVans]

the last 10 minute was the best content on stool scenes in for ever lmao

[@bee1444]

Love the early upload!

[@manuelortiz1653]

I LITERALLY Send that video it to WSD the day after the movie draft, So glad the Office got to see that master-piece

[@Beerguy702]

Chicago has grown on me over the past year

[@raymondguttendorf8679]

Dave cant be Lord Farquaad there is already Barstool version and that was suitman

[@christovrea4273]

5:31 is a hilarious thing to say

[@FeetSmellGreat]

Carl really let his irrational crazy show here...

[@jgo413]

member when hannah said her voice was because of concert... 4 months ago haha.

[@depositionsandstuff7465]

@20:10 Rico Bosco throwing underhand though.

[@MC-bh3ff]

The last few minutes of this video is why these guys are the fucking best at barstool

[@boomshizzIe]

I love you Sydnie Wells

[@notnicu]

Carl seeming a tad pushy towards Miami Dave

[@leafs34]

Dave calling himself an expert is hilarious, I could start drawing everyday in my late 30s for 2000 days in a row. Doesn’t make me an expert on art.

[@FeetSmellGreat]

I bet that at the end of those 2000 days you would be closer to an expert of drawing than any other average person. Especially if you start looking for the differences in your sketches, creating your identity around it, and finding what you like and don't like about different mediums. Bad argument there pal.

[@nothin4700]

@@FeetSmellGreat plural of mediums is media

[@FeetSmellGreat]

@@nothin4700 Google art mediums.

[@bigpopslaflare]

Damn tran sound like my great aunt loraine. Loraine been huffing Virginia slims since the 40’s.

[@pigpensmokes5496]

Carl was drunk as shit ha

[@frostillity]

This is better then regular stool scenes

[@broadwayij]

Eddy is a mean girl!!!

[@theshepherdoffat]

zero chance dave didnt cheat lol...hilarious regardless

[@cparker420]

Portnoy joining the Chicago office might be one of the best ideas

[@sandyvalentin3072]

Can somebody tell me the name of the pizza place he’s talking about I didn’t hear it I’ll go check it out if it’s that good

[@silkeden1]

Scottie Puppen was completely fine with his papa wearing a Shrek mask!

[@xOG3CHii]

The most important part of this video is that Rico cant end on a make so he has to dunk it on the office hoop at 17:28

[@s85593]

Chief wears headphones with a cord.

[@adam8one970]

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

[@georgewashington5746]

Sherk is love sherk is life is a classic

[@imgunnabiteya]

"I'm a big cake farts guy" -Eddie 05:28

[@connerthompson6993]

I have a very funny story about Sydney Wells. My brother dated her in high school for like a month(?) or so, she lived a couple towns away. She came over once for dinner and my dad came up behind her while she was at the table and tickled her from behind. It was really weird, but my dad isn’t always the most socially aware person he was just trying to be nice. She broke up with my brother shortly after lol

[@emoser742]

I think you need help with the definition of ‘very funny’

[@raymond6425]

She’s gotta wagon on her

[@sportsmonster66]

I could watch Portnoy roast WSD all day

[@jimmysantilli1855]

This is to much like the Stern show everyone is afraid to disagree with the boss no one will side with the employee out of fear to piss of Boff

[@mattpippin6659]

Prob Lou and Aches if it's in Aurora

[@Freddie_Dunning-Kruger_Jr.]

What pizza place are they talking about that's in Aurora?

[@mattpippin6659]

Prob Lou and Aches

[@morganm1531]

Tik tok bit hilarious

[@riseofthebon3951]

Can’t trust a man’s taste who won’t eat elk jerky and puts out the frozen one bite pizza - 2.4. Good content but can never trust his reviews again.

[@anonymoustv5770]

I would let Sydnie take all my money

[@Thatgirl_hikes]

“I will be silent if we can do a confessional booth like reality tv” 😂😂😂 I’m obsessed with the new girl. Subscribing now , please have her on more

[@brockjennings287]

Carl with the Bettinardi Queen Bee love to see it

[@connorbouchard5259]

How do the Chicago guys not root for Illinois?

[@SouthernSkeptic]

WSD went to Northwestern I believe.

[@mross3804]

Pitch count for Hana 😂

[@NewportMentholShorts]

camera man giggling made me want to throw my computer.

[@BlackerThanSnow]

Eddie, looking good king, gonna be giving it to that AWFUL true crime girl soon enough, and then you can get her off the pod.

[@Wkndgolfer]

Being from TX and OK, it’s weird to me that dudes would think eating Elk Jerky is weird at all. Or even worthy enough to put in a video.

[@johnboychuk1467]

I’m from Louisiana and it’s baffling to me too. Go listen to yesterday’s Spittin Chiclets. Whit talks about his first Buccees experience in the first few min. It’ll be funny for a guy from TX to hear.

[@acidfruitloops]

@@johnboychuk1467 Ain't no place I'd rather take a shit than buccees. Grab a beer, chopped beef sandwich, and jerky on the way out.

[@johnboychuk1467]

@@acidfruitloops I will go 30-45 min out of the way on a road trip to hit up a Buccees. I always grab some jerky then a sliced brisket sandwich and some cinnamon glazed pecans and a pecan praline on the way out.

[@acidfruitloops]

@@johnboychuk1467 Those watermelon sours are sneaky good as well

[@SouthernSkeptic]

@@johnboychuk1467 Buccees gives me anxiety..

[@chadcampbell8393]

"I'm a big cake farts guy"

[@colinkelly254]

Sydnie is legit bae

[@taco_fetish5178]

Man this office is dead and quiet nothing like the other one. Seems like people are scared to make a sound unless Dave is around. Does Eddie have a silence order

[@grfnprjx]

ya, i was hoping the beginning was a bit -- because it sounds like forced boring/silence. i think dave is right.. the best thing to happen to this office will be big cat and company moving here.

[@ogpuffz5873]

lol

[@bdbeaudette]

What pizza place is WSD talking about?

[@johns3331]

Al’s pizza in warrenville, IL

[@laurahadley711]

Ed talking about Chief’s wet feet 😆😆

[@Kassiuz]

Can we get Hannah's actual handle? Good lord

[@chapter6ix]

You know what I like the most?

[@chapter6ix]

Cake farts

[@DK_tk3]

Look at the tub on Dave

[@mross3804]

WSD is a content machine and doesn’t even know it. His naivety is a goldmine

[@vanillagorilla6091]

How much actual work is done in a day?

[@thebigsalad2000]

Dave u cheated admit it cmon

[@salwayballer]

Eddie I'm with you, big cake farts guy

[@s85593]

Ana always sounds like she was out way too late the night before.

[@YouJustGotCrafted]

This is it. This was it. Nothing will top this for at least another week. (What? Expected more? Look I gotta be somewhat realistic here, can’t be totally biased).

[@hookster999]

Adderall makes some people a bit too extra sometimes

[@RuLuLemon]

Terrance doing the pop shot underhand shows how lot T he really is

[@lorax2000]

Avoiding WSD's pizza place recommendation is a bad look for Portnoy. A recommendation from a good employee should be weighted differently.

[@kylebrebner5728]

Yeah but you said WSD and good in the same sentence

[@jtintheuk297]

Isnt Carl a bit old for all this now

[@Laxteen10]

The missing link is pure content

[@jshort7048]

I'll replace white Sox (fake)dave Hit me up Carl

[@danhagedorn5206]

Dave gave every single place in Phily a 7.6 or higher. What a joke.

[@justincox8323]

Camera guy stop laughing

[@kushnastay]

Haanah Tran , my future wife….. she just don’t know it

[@emo3113]

Hank is ABYSMAL at hooks.

[@maryschuler6572]

Cheater-gate you don't just get to subtract 1 pt you get disqualified

[@bryanlajeunesse2854]

Make her fix her voice please

[@creengrack]

WSD is the rico of chi

[@richnoreen275]

They should have a snake draft to find people to replace WSD and the annoying old guy who was rooting for Illinois

[@jz9417]

Yikes

[@walnuts812cj]

Drunk uncle Carl is an annoying talentless moe-ron

[@grfnprjx]

sorry but aurora warrenville, naperville, and the outskirt suburbs where you keep trying to force dave to go.. is _not_ chicago..no real chicagoan is driving out to the suburbs to eat pizza--there is no need (or want) for that. I guess what I am saying is quit trying to stan all these burb places all the time. they are not chicago pizza.. and the fact it is argued as being chicago pizza is ridiculous. hoboken, nj is 8 times closer to nyc than aurora/warrenville/naperville is to chicago.

[@bigpopslaflare]

Yoga pants in opening 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[@deibtryin]

Bonk

[@flippyandfloppy321]

Bonk!

[@burdawg3000]

Breath son

[@SlicedBread1219]

Relax.

[@bigpopslaflare]

@@SlicedBread1219 ?

[@irabernstein]

get a complete dont wake daddy game and play it please for fucksake

[@blraider9724]

Carl is Frankie’s real dad

[@ericguerino2858]

Oh is Brandon going to rip WSD a new one when he sees that Cheating move WSD did....OMG that was so obvious on WSD part...you cheated!!!

[@kevinzielinski9568]

Tommy should be in content. Pls

[@_MrWavy_]

Sydney could get it fr

[@Hector.Zeroni]

This is funny to look back on. You see the drunk annoying Carl and see how he could be such a problem. And then you see WSD clearly cheating on the dozen and denying it and realize he’s a POS too.