Dave Portnoy Argues With Dad Over Cancelled Radio Show - DPS #76

On this week’s pod, Mr. Portnoy joins to discuss his gripes with the now defunct The Cousins show. Steve Cheah joins the program to talk about Bruce Arians retirement and he gives Dave a data play for the national championship. We talk about Jersey Jerry vs Justin Fields, and the now live Hasbulla Sundae Conversation.
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[@Deezbucs]

One side of me wants Mr. Portnoy to get his show back but the other wants to see him keep asking for it back until the end of time lmfao

[@ztown5516]

😂 😂 ur the type of person that wants to see the world burn

[@vinnya99]

The technical difficulties every time Mr.Portnoy comes on is hysterical

[@Chipotleway]

Mr Portnoy seems to always lose a debate with Dave, then just immediately changes the subject. Love it!

[@TheEasyLifee]

I'm 48min in and I'm dying laughing, I mean seriously laughing out loud. I watch a lot of podcasts and time and time again Dave having his dad on gets me every time. His dad trying to connect the woman's basketball and the sat test is fucking gold. The constant bit where Eddie always takes his dad's side so he feels like he's making since is awesome. Ughh man my stomach hurts from laughing, love it.

[@ztown5516]

😂 😂 facts

[@tone730]

hahaha... im crying, right at 48 mins.... dying

[@Ironman-vq2xh]

I love when Mr. Portnoy is on the show. What a great guy.

[@joshshoe5421]

I’m crying at the beginning of Mr Portnoy trying to get it figured out.

[@oisinfinnerty7763]

Every single time! So good

[@JAU-qd2wp]

He says it’s different everytime 😂 I love Papa Portnoy

[@loganrueckl979]

I was fucking dying... when Dave said it was a perfect bit the rest of it you couldn't have scripted it funnier

[@jaretmcarthur2350]

Dave's dad connecting to the show is the best Barstool content out there.

[@DannyTrombley]

Not realizing that the camera moving is the built in iOS ipad camera feature to keep people in frame is so funny. Dave n' Eddie trying to figure this out is killing me haha

[@davidstol2792]

Holy shit, I can't remember the last time I laughed as hard as I did during Mr. Portnoy Esq. and the Case of the Phantom Camera

[@tysoncodes]

There should be a recurring segment every show where Mr Portnoy asks for his job back... I mean it already kinda is but lets make it official.

[@RichBoy1813]

The return of Mr. Portnoy💪💪☝️

[@dj1698]

Bring back MR.Portnoy’s Show!!!!!

[@rengade1346]

They should have Mr Portnoy on every show, it is HILARIOUS to watch them all interact. He’s such a character! 😂

[@danielhaggerty4725]

Always the best part of the show

[@Jollysimp]

Ok mike get off your burner

[@nicnyg]

Dave looks like he's about to cry when he starts talking to his dad. Lot of love there

[@SouthernSkeptic]

I had a wondeful mother but I'd give anything to have an old man like Mr. Portnoy.

[@plugsocket46]

Yea he’s embarrassed how he never speaks to his parents now he’s changed completely

[@johnboychuk1467]

I’d cry if my dad was a democrat too

[@mikeb2430]

Cap.

[@SouthernSkeptic]

@@plugsocket46 He made a video a couple weeks ago about sitting in traffic in Fort Lauderdale while going to meet his parents for lunch.

[@kcook8023]

The bobby fisher line killed me. 😆 🤣 Dave's hilarious

[@chrislamore1713]

mike portnoy esq. One of the absolute greats.

[@drugmonkeyrx7965]

I’m dying right now 🤣🤣 That auto focus was driving you crazy

[@MahaneyMedia]

I love Steven Cheah 😂😂 plus that Braun over 2.5 assist bet actually hit!

[@goodstuff169]

Makes Dave over $80k

[@tonybones8855]

Eddie's face when Mr. Portnoy talks is hysterical

[@david.5273]

Mike Portnoy is great content.. Always love the Father- Son back and forth Banter

[@larsclark473]

The Cheah/Portnoy rivalry is the best thing to come out of Brady going to Tampa 😂

[@SomeoneElse038]

That camera moving, and their response was the hardest I’ve laughed in a while.

[@Lacednyc]

Love seeing Dave laugh, it's contagious.

[@mattdellisola7673]

the camera moving segment is an all time classic

[@jackpompeyboy5799]

The amount Mr Portnoy loves barstool warms my heart

[@sonnynick1]

Please keep bringing him back. That was so funny.

[@Chi-town1369]

I love the relationship Dave has with dis dad

[@Vlad81Boce]

Listening the part with Portnoy senior is gold stuff!

[@joey_desmond]

Mr. Portnoy is a fucking legend.

[@Jrobert619]

We need a Dave and mr. portnoy show lol

[@dhud5]

Mr. Portnoy is the best. Protect him at all costs

[@bertbino3846]

I LOVE WHEN DAVE PORTNOY SR. COMES THRU! 🙏🏽🔥💯

[@chipplylar1622]

So lucky to have such a great dad.

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Yep

[@VijaySwing]

Hilarious how fast Pres grabbed his phone when Chyay said “I got a big one tonight”

[@MabeImprovements]

Need the mr. Portnoy show with Dave and co.

[@Cloudead209]

"look at my hands" had me cryinggg

[@BobbyBessette]

46:22 it adjusts when Dave sits back too 😆

[@JA-hy7cb]

Dave secretly loves Cheah

[@kyliemw]

It’s hard not to love him. Takes everything on the chin 😂

[@veronicavaughn5923]

The Law and Order theme is funny AF.

[@kevinpickoski8358]

This was all time Mr portnoy moment! 🤣😂 Camera definitely looked like it was moving

[@cafezo87934]

props to pops for trying and not giving up. patience of a saint.

[@cchhaadd33]

Chess game vs Cheah would be electric

[@bbbbb25]

The women’s basketball quarter and SAT arithmetic connection had my mind in a pretzel

[@joshshoe5421]

I wish they didn’t edit it down, I could listen to it all day haha

[@sneakysubspodcast]

I can’t stop looking at the one piece of hair sticking up on Dave’s hair. Was someone too scared to tell him and also how did he not realize 😂😂

[@taylorsmith3597]

Came to the comments to see if I was the only one…

[@mackmize2401]

The edits/cut outs with Mr. Portnoy have me howling! hahahahahah

[@mackmize2401]

Get the cousins in the office and put them on the i-casino kinda like Dana and Marty, old farts love video poker and roulette 🤣 let people play behind their bets. Premo content for IG, IG Live and Twitter hahah

[@bobcalifornia9622]

Prob 3 hours cut down to a half lol

[@mackmize2401]

@@bobcalifornia9622 would love to get the full interview lmao but I guess there may be some controversial things, hopefully not for the namesake of Mike Esquire haha

[@ayjaygee1773]

Mr Portnoy vs Glenny Balls segment with Dave n Eddie mediating has to happen next show. Please. The people don’t want it, they need it.

[@Jrobert619]

This feels like when your at your buddies house, and him and his parents get in a fight lol

[@jonahwigley3313]

As Apple explains: The all-new Center Stage uses the Ultra Wide camera and machine learning to change the way you participate in video calls. As you move around, it automatically pans to keep you center in the frame.

[@SNNetwork]

thats what i figured it was but fuck was it funny

[@killstospeaktoyou]

Lmao it moves on its own as it’s the apple feature. lol I love Mr. Portnoy

[@durantula915]

Love the Portnoy combo is so good lol love it when Mr Portnoy is on the Dave show

[@ogmaxi--]

THE DAVE SHOW HAHSHAHAHAHASHSHAAHSUAHAHAAA

[@ogmaxi--]

DAVID HAAAJAAAJAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA

[@tylerbramhall6596]

That SAT story was absolutely brutal

[@ThePhenawm]

Nearly lost my shit at Dave's reaction to Mr. Portnoy's math for the 4 quarters vs 2 halfs 43:12 🤣

[@ryderrigby9795]

Is the one hair on Dave’s head sticking up bothering anyone else?? 😂

[@JoelCorrente]

Best cookies Ive ever had came from a Mike Portnoy review. Him and Ed in Boston.

[@King_JappyJoe]

45:30 Is an All Time Moment. Mr Portnoy puts Dave in a blender like no other 😂😂😂

[@alisamceniry366]

I LOVE DAVES DAD . Keep poppin him on here plz

[@coreybrooks1806]

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

[@brentf3895]

A Portnoy vs Cheah chess match would be incredible

[@Justin-df7lw]

This may be the funniest piece of barstool content ever

[@tmurray21]

Mr. Portnoy is great 😂

[@cheyycheyyx22]

Mr. Portnoy had nothing to do with the camera 😂 ipads have a feature that moves the camera to center the person automatically

[@bobbylight3079]

Mr Portnoy is the star of the show!!!! Hilarious stuff!!

[@chunk9601]

Release the uncut Mr. Portnoy Interview, I think it’s something we need.

[@sladewilson555]

Papa portnoy is electric content

[@walliali202]

Mr Portnoy is a pure electric factory

[@DawgDaze601]

It was the wrong time at Hogs. We sold out both days pretty early on and had 40% more food than last year. Glad yall came to help raise some money! Also, yeah Saturday is the main day, but there was definitely food if you hit it up a little earlier.

[@Mrbink01]

God bless Michael Portnoy, Esq.

[@nagleisjoe]

All time reference by Dave with the Bobby fischer movie 😂😂😂

[@cgrosk123]

There is never enough Mr Portnoy content. Put him on EVERY show.

[@mouzziewouzzie2305]

This is one of few podcasts I religiously listen to.

[@_jzahmay]

the genuine laugh on dave at 37:00 ish. love it.

[@toddweist8973]

Love Dave's alfalfa haircut

[@deeznutz_740]

Mr. Portnoy is MUST SEE KZbin and that’s final

[@jakeburner6582]

Need the full Mr. Portnoy segment.

[@BurghMurph]

Balls getting thrown under the bus by mr portnoy is classic mr portnoy 😂😂🤣🤣

[@bekindrewind5247]

Late to this but Cheah's bet cashed with Braun getting 5 assists if it was the Kansas-Nova game wild stats!

[@schultzywillpa26]

Abraham Lincoln analogy 😂

[@titanicgirl3526]

Best part is when Daves dad tries to join for five mins! Lol

[@coltondickinson9696]

I’d love for the cousins to have a Podcast

[@taylorluchansky3055]

Hey Dave. Very nice backyard

[@Viewthetube777]

The camera moving was so funny. Although the iPad camera does perform tracking, so i think it’s that.

[@trentwarren7861]

I need the 2 hour unedited version of the show with the whole Mr. Portnoy segment. I'm guessing he was bashing Glenny the whole time and telling more college placement test stories.

[@noeyp905]

Fuck yeah dave when you come to Ontario I'd love to meet you guys in person. Viva

[@parviusx9308]

Can we please give Mr. Portnoy his show please!

[@alexreid6043]

we need a mr. Portnoy show

[@joshkimm3052]

Every time Mr. Portnoy is on it is like an episode of Curb.

[@lou93000]

Brutal performance from Cheah lol

[@justinskiles4824]

I put 80 grand on it. Amazing 🤣😂 his face after lmao 😂

[@TracksideViews]

Two Portnoy legends

[@plainswalkerhu]

Will the chess match be on the Sportsbook? Cause I feel like that would be awesome.

[@julianvigil5276]

Already know this is gonna be amazing by the time Dave challenged cheah to a chess match

[@mattpritzl4669]

The Law and Order music always gets me

[@chadranftle5897]

Saturday and Sunday are the best days for eating / cooking competition at Hogs for the Cause. Friday night is a concert…

[@MrUncleHerb]

Cheah calling the Bears an ascending team must have ate at Eddie

[@TracksideViews]

The state of North Carolina will be allowing sports betting within the next year

[@rjinx73]

I do remote tech support with my dad. It goes exactly like this. Maddening.... :)

[@thanssen16]

Mr Portnoy is not lying. On the newer higher end iPads there is a feature called Center Stage.

[@codywb02]

We need Cousin Mike, Cousin Murray, Cousin Kim, and Cousin Alex Bennett to do a show. They would kill. toss Stu in there and that is absolute gold

[@sportsfan12345]

We need to get Chicken on the pod