The Greatest Fictional Athletes Of All Time

(00:00) Intro
(13:32) Round 1
(32:30) Round 2
(49:02) Round 3
(1:04:14) Round 4
(1:15:54) Round 5
(1:34:20) Honorable Mentions
(1:36:22) 'The Kill Box'
Brandon Walker and Mark Titus join the boys for a Fictional Athletes Draft. We get into Titus' first Snake Draft appearance, a debate over eating bacon from the trash, a questionable pick from Titus in the second round, and more.
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[@cameronjones4493]

Chief salty he got outsmarted with the space jam MJ. That’s a brilliant pick

[@jacyfisher6170]

if chief was half as smart as he thinks he is, he would make elon musk look slow

[@adamcrnobrnja8781]

Titus had the best draft in probably 9 months and the dead brains just wiped him out. A true shame

[@burdawg3000]

therye too slow to get it

[@whatsthewordbird]

Titus should’ve won and instead he gets left off the poll???!?!?!?!

[@colemurphy8966]

Who ever gets Pablo Sanchez doesn’t even need to pick anymore

[@zachellinger4859]

No game can replicate the excitement of getting the aluminum bat with Pablo up to the plate

[@poopshoes7579]

@@zachellinger4859Pete wheeler > Pablo Sanchez

[@jonjhon8491]

Ken Griffey Jr major league baseball >

[@horntj77]

Titus interpreted this draft correctly. Everyone else fucked up

[@kylegrask8193]

This is an all time draft. Didn’t expect much from this topic but Titus throws a wrench in from right field with all his picks. Valid arguments too

[@3afesi]

Titus’ brain is on a different level 😂

[@michaelbailey9857]

Incredibly chaotic first 30 and still going, cannot wait for Barstool in chicago

[@veebee-sc4tp]

suspending disbelief convo had me remembering the golden age of the drafts, great episode after a few slow drafts

[@purerubish]

Why did Chief get offended with Titus poking fun at Brandon's pick?

[@JCR93]

Titus had such a good draft. These guys just didn’t get it.

[@calebwatkins2416]

Harry Potter is an incredible outside the box pick

[@NathanAndersonE]

unfortunately the Chicago guys were doing a different draft

[@Godwilla39]

Bad pick for the following reasons: Harry can’t stay on the field. Misses the last game in book 1 where they could have won the cup. Book 2 is a wash and not Harry’s fault. They win the cup in book 3 because Harry is able to play every game. Book 4 is a wash because no season. Book 5 Harry gets suspended and the team wins without him. Ditto book 6. He only wins 1 cup, and is arguably not missed 2 of the three times he is absent. The house cup isn’t an athletic competition and teachers can give or take away points for whatever reasons they desire. Harry was literally helped by an outside force to win the triwizard tournament, going so far as to remove obstacles in his way during the third task and curse his opponents. All around, not a good pick by Titus’ own criteria.

[@NathanAndersonE]

@@Godwilla39 When he plays, he dominates though. Can't deny that.

[@austinlayton]

Not even the best athlete in that universe. Viktor Krum baby

[@burdawg3000]

harry potter had me dying, Titus was running circles around the competition -- and the competition is salty

[@jakegalbraithtesting5192]

Titus won this draft and they left him off the poll?? That’s terrible

[@ryandraghi3476]

WSD somehow shows his stupidity more and more every episode. It’s borderline impressive

[@jeffsandman8442]

when I read "greatest fictional athlete of all time", I interpreted it exactly like Titus did...build a roster of fictional athletes that would dominate in real life

[@jbo8546]

Mark Titus we need more of

[@Tom_ThomasMusic]

Titus is right. This needed to be who was actually the best athletes in their sports.

[@jonjhon8491]

Couldn't be more wrong

[@charliegriffin3491]

The new Titus and BFW show will be good. Both are just entertaining to listen to.

[@levikeller7916]

Agreed

[@benjaminhostetler3467]

BFW, Titus, and the Chicago crew are appointment entertainment

[@mitchmurphy8008]

Titus had an awesome draft

[@johns4668]

Titus probably had the most entertaining picks by far and could definitely be the best picks too

[@jakeworm4178]

“My bad, I didn’t know Urlacher said that” 😂😂

[@Rknowles813]

The move hasn't officially happened and the content is already improving! Kenny Powers would by my 1st round pick

[@ddbol8586]

Recommendation: make Brandon Walker a PERMANENT MEMBER OF THE DRAFT. Forgot about Carl

[@sparkd8129]

Agree

[@SuburbanMomz]

100%

[@ddbol8586]

He brings another opinion that is not Chicago-based. Funny. And Not Carl

[@endcno8563]

great transition cut with WSD going to the trash can

[@mattsean6164]

About time we got Brandon Walker back on a draft! Let's go!

[@billyrhymer9073]

Good topic!!!!!

[@PowerADAM423]

Incredible duo

[@michaelbailey9857]

The ability for those two to riff combined with the insane shit like WSD's bacon trashcan maneuver was like Lamar Odom assisting Kobe in their primes.

[@clayw8175]

This draft was fun and awesome to watch go down.

[@xaphoonjones99]

Farrelly is definitely pronounced like Brandon was saying it. They're not Italian lol

[@masonstryker4213]

It couldn’t be more Irish

[@conorscott6488]

Checking this out because I'm a Titus fan, people actually regularly listen to these guys huh?

[@jameskdonaldson]

titus was making this fun and out of the box and they didn't let him

[@NathanAndersonE]

Feel like Titus got disrespected here...his interpretation was exactly what I thought this was going to be.

[@matteagan1288]

Brandon is great in any group

[@PodcastBaseCamp]

Hahahahahaha headphones in that construction scared the fuck out of me

[@venupeddibhotla9605]

loved this draft, fast forwarded past the dumbest conversation on hair plugs

[@CritterW21]

Chief is such a hardo with the drafts

[@jacob3771]

Titus and Dave need to go bowling together…

[@slickpan5374]

Teen wolf number 3 might be the worst pick ever

[@anthonyhubert2751]

Great crew and great draft 🔥🔥🔥

[@poopshoes7579]

It’d be a greater crew without fat ed and bench warmer Brandon

[@jacyfisher6170]

if chief, or dave, even had a clue what pandering actually meant, they would have brought it up on the rowengartner pick

[@JRL1999]

Tim Riggins… cmon guys

[@msoukup21]

Brandon should take over this show that has obviously been slipping the last year or so

[@JeffroKX86]

Gordon Bombay needed an honorable mention

[@KevinJL]

Knee injury

[@philipcallado5693]

He’s not even a has been. He’s a never was.

[@levikeller7916]

If White Sox Dave and Titus had a 5 minute conversation it’d take an hour 😅

[@thedegeneratehourpod]

I love Big Daddy, so much. I watched it literally 100+ times at my grandmothers lol Everytime I went over there I put it in the DVD player and literally would just repeat until I left. Every. Single. Time.

[@afhyoutube]

An hour forty? Buckel up, boys.

[@nickps119]

Should have made the category best sports fiction characters if they are saying Titus didn't dominate this draft

[@mja3127]

When are drafting WAGS?

[@limpsnips8876]

1. Pablo Sanchez 2. The Hanson Brothers 3. Matt from Wii boxing 4. Ricky Bobby 5. Happy Gilmore

[@NathanAndersonE]

Matt is an all-time pick

[@potsy4830]

half way through, the Hanson brothers better be taken.... I have faith in Chief. The Jamaican bobsled team better show up too.

[@SmithsonLeverage]

I love how dumb WSD is. He is my favorite thing. Also when he said it’s the hair from back of my head not back you idiot to BFW was hysterical.

[@tommycicciu2785]

Winner of the draft was voted off

[@ThePhoolZicon]

Steve Nebraska. Perfect game, 27 K's, 81 pitches, 9 immaculate innings. 1-1 draft

[@mattpiccari2484]

Titus is so good. Need him on more often, great draft

[@SB-dl9md]

What is the video where Nadu comes out like Wild Thing? I need to see this

[@funandfighting6287]

Becky “The Icebox” O’Shea was a huge miss

[@grettgaming7697]

WSD saying Happy Gilmore is sandlers best comedy is insane

[@christianburgoyne5391]

Chief with pick of the draft with Forrest Gump he was not only a great punt returner he was also the greatest ping pong player in the world. 2 sport athlete like Deion Sanders.

[@davemccoy7340]

Fucker could run too.

[@Barfyman362.]

Rocky went from a dumb nobody boxer, to I think the worlds top boxer. Who had a greater rise?

[@dansmith8352]

Need to bring Titus in on the drafts full time, contributes to the conversation and balances out the arguments so well

[@catbird372]

do they still vote on these drafts?

[@matthewesposito4688]

Titus draft was by far the winner

[@discopotato675]

I knew somebody was gonna try and pick Jordan... Lmao

[@alonsocasillas8642]

Talladega nights is Will Ferrell’s best movie

[@strika1140]

1:26:56 Cant forget the scene of Road House where Dalton does an insane 2 story ballet move out of a burning building. 2 sport discipline

[@BearIslandComics]

I thought for sure somebody would say Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson…which of course was a fictionalized alien version of an already alien being

[@will3475]

Can't believe Andy Brinker from the Soul Skaters didn't make first round.

[@realtimebball88]

Titus sounds nearly identical to Adam22

[@nakaine7]

Maybe if that’s the only 2 white guys you ever heard

[@krislokos64]

Pablo Sanchez gets drafted ahead of hall of famers in 5 different sports. He should have been 1-1

[@alexparent9808]

WOO!

[@johnstrom5910]

WSD makes me irrationally angry

[@Shwini07]

Thad Castle?

[@micaht2099]

Tough that no one picked Charlie Conway

[@KevinJL]

Banks is way better. Guy Germaine might have been just as good.

[@danj1939]

Danny Larusso is not the Karate Kid

[@ericgawron1810]

forest gump also was a table tennis champion

[@MrKcrispy]

Icebox from little giants got snubbed

[@nickparks32]

Why tf was Klemmer not on this episode?

[@JHockeyFan]

Cory Jones in The Rookie was a legend

[@potsy4830]

I'm proud of Dave, I cant believe it. Bundy going in the 4th is a steal

[@keatonmonier8965]

Bundy isn’t a fictional athlete. It’s the worst pick by far, a fictional athlete is playing an athlete, Al bundy is a dad. It’s not fictional former athletes.

[@anthonywilson7268]

Chief is the pick police 😂😂😂 no tipping picks!!!

[@mikec8258]

how does Johnny Tsunami slip by

[@sparkd8129]

Forrest Gump was also the Ping Pong 🐐

[@teasemewithaparlay]

Without listening my power rankings (talent/athleticism) are as follows: 1. Rocky Balboa 2. Boobie Miles 3. Neon Beaudoux 4. Apollo Creed 5. Roy Hobbs 6. Jesus Shuttlesworth 7. Coffee Black 8. Paul Crewe

[@scottb3793]

Boobie is a real person

[@ygross18]

Pablo Sanchez!

[@pc88k]

33:10 when ppl don’t know how to use the words they say

[@r_moore20]

Titus had me convinced until Roadhouse. No athletes involved there

[@kevinneal1246]

here for Titus, almost left because of White Sox Dave

[@mrtravels7272]

Kelly Leet from Bad News Bears

[@Daniel_B79]

Air Bud would have been a better pic than Harry Potter

[@eastcoastgaming4310]

would've drafted Jackie Moon or Downtown 'Funky stuff' Malone in the 5th round just to argue with WSD on Semi-Pro being a solid movie lol

[@MattPiazza95]

Love Titus. But picking Harry Potter is tough. Won a little in quidditch and one triwizard. Not sure what house cup has to do with athleticism

[@MadSamurai93]

Titus is an incredible foil for walkers arrogance

[@klaytonbell9587]

I can’t believe no picked Calvin from Like Mike

[@anthonycatalano3998]

dont forget gump was a metalist in ping pong

[@Belmontgooner2232]

Ty Webb

[@SportsCasters2326]

3 of these people haven’t watched The Karate Kid? And they were all 14 year old boys at one point. Who raised these animals?

[@tylersmith6857]

Shooter Mcgavin wins like 9 of 10 events in the movie. Hes easily the character to pick from that movie not Happy

[@davemccoy7340]

I’ll tell ya the real winner today is the city of Portland

[@michaelrossevans]

@@davemccoy7340 everytime I come here it gets harder to leave

[@davemccoy7340]

@@michaelrossevans I think you guys put something in the water

[@IDF1987]

Lost the championship, not clutch

[@blahblah12456]

Harry Potter pick was hilarious

[@mchockey15]

Where's Mr. 3000?

[@irishfitz8353]

How the fuck did Willie Beamen go undrafted? Not even an honorable mention...

[@bdbeaudette]

I don’t agree with Titus’s Michael Jordan pick. Not a fictional athlete

[@patdunne9592]

brandon seems excited which gets me excited, pause