You Might be a Douchebag if...

Ryan Whitney joins the boys for a Douchebag Moves Draft. We get into why Whitney has been dodging coming on as a guest again, the best White Sox Dave stories of all time, backing up your friends when they pick a fight at a bar, and more.
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[@jamescullinane188]

Whitney and White Sox Dave content is 10/10

[@silkeden1]

Whitney has WSD pegged!

[@Gblazeify]

I would pay to watch Dave fly to Florida and surprise whit with a polygraph test

[@jamescullinane188]

@@Gblazeify o my god would be epic

[@rjinx73]

So funny!

[@ANTIStraussian]

"Good ad read"

[@cheddarbob9106]

Whit won this by a mile. The best drafter in the history of the dog walk.

[@beartrillz7591]

The fact Dave had the potential to be named William Williams the 3rd is so WSD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ryanharber4512]

WW3

[@christopherevans5637]

Love that, but I think I love even more than he was almost name Rex

[@haywoodjamakemeasandwich1442]

Classic White Sox Billy

[@SouthernSkeptic]

@@ryanharber4512 lmao

[@SouthernSkeptic]

@@christopherevans5637 I like how his mom had some brains and put a stop to all of it.

[@Maf324zm]

Whitney just hysterical on anything.

[@austinzaloga2693]

content king

[@tacotom3492]

Lets be real.. If he werent a good NHL player, he'd be considered a huge douche bag.. 🙄

[@tillerbuckets386]

@@tacotom3492 yeah but the good kind

[@jmegs1810]

watching Whit DUMMY wsd is absolutely amazing

[@mackenziefriesen6352]

WSD purposefully going out of turn at a stop sign just to see people get upset is probably the biggest douchebag move mentioned. Him thinking it's okay just because he knows he's doing it makes it even worse. And he thinks people not using a turn signal is the problem? I cant believe what i just heard haha

[@tylerclayton421]

OMG I’m relistening to this part and I’m dying laughing 😂😂

[@brandonlundrigan684]

Dave talking about his insurance company fighting about his accident while openly admitting neglect road rules at a 4way and cutting people off. Hope they dont see this lol

[@djcprod]

Ed was really riding a tall bike uphill with this draft. Tough day.

[@conroyo]

none of them knowing The Rock is Samoan is WILD

[@riseofthebon3951]

To be fair, the Rock also seems like a guy who may be pretending to be, like how Vin Diesel pretends to be racially ambiguous but is just Italian.

[@joeprimus9333]

Who cares?

[@deibtryin]

@@riseofthebon3951 no. Not the same. Rock acknowledges his samoan side almost more than his black side

[@veebee-sc4tp]

@@riseofthebon3951 aint he half black? either way i dont know how much he "pretends", look wise he totally is racially ambiguous. but yeah no the rock doesnt shut up about being samoan, its like his whole thing. it is pretty crazy noone knew

[@ANTIStraussian]

​@@riseofthebon3951 hey back in my grandpa's day when a dago family moved to town their kid got beat up on the playground. They became white like 1970s 😂

[@mjh8753]

Whit is just one of those guys that makes every piece of content he's added to better.

[@ANTIStraussian]

"Good ad read"

[@rockers357]

Carl's right, Dave 1000% described what an orchestra is, not a symphony. Immediately after he took a stance over Whit that he is the authority on symphonies 😂.

[@babbs2121]

Ol’ “live and let live sox dave” LMAO

[@alexl1340]

Just listened to the Power Move draft this morning. This should be epic

[@PensFanE17]

Whitney ran away with this. Very surprised cutting in line was not drafted. It’s obvious but I think that’s a massive dbag move.

[@marcpell133]

Whitney coming in HOT.

[@manchezzzzy]

the rise and grind guy is underrated. a few of my friends from high school always post stuff like that, on the daily too. it feels like they dont even read it and it's just habit to repost it

[@tashmatt4041]

First person to rush the exit on a plane gotta be in first round

[@justinthibault5823]

Whit stole it in the FOURTH thats one of the greatest steals in snake draft history

[@veronicavaughn5923]

To be fair, I think everyone left it alone because it was a great pick in The Grievances Draft. Not that Whit shouldn't have drafted it, but they all seemed to concede that one.

[@seancasey5755]

Wow Eddie’s last pick easily worst pick of all time

[@jimmycalkins9110]

Whitney saying, “ya he(keith) went after me that makes sense” sent me

[@hookster999]

Love The DogWalk, Big Eddie, WSD, Chief, Carl, and all the Snake Drafts!! Pink Whit is one hell of a guest picker, - Can’t wait for NHL playoffs/Borreli’s live streams!!!

[@Daily2709]

That “tall bike” pick by Ed is right up there with burrata salad and baby lamb chops.

[@ANTIStraussian]

What about Shrek round 1, wsd Rootbeer round 2 soda draft, wsd Bb gun round 1 wsd 😂

[@andrewleslie3503]

75% in. love the whit dog here. WSD therapy and a self aware carl. and chief needs to collab with whit more.

[@jettydj242]

I am so god damn excited for this

[@Jfirestoner]

Great topic

[@wharmon8425]

That Roman ad read was electric lol

[@Gotien718]

i used to put my hands behind my back and do that WSD, a 6.4 guy unloaded on me multiple times and broke my orbital , i was bragging that he didnt knock me out but it was not worth it lol

[@FLAchilles]

I finally got what I’ve been commenting for!

[@cjramirezjr]

That Ad read 😂

[@heathnull5896]

Ryan Whitney makes me want to like hockey.

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Have you ever attended a live hockey game?

[@heathnull5896]

@@SouthernSkeptic Just a minor league game years ago.

[@SouthernSkeptic]

@@heathnull5896 Minor league hockey is great. I'm surprised you didn't start liking hockey after seeing it live. It's way different live.

[@Thetruth3434]

@@SouthernSkeptic hockey live is just differentn

[@SouthernSkeptic]

@@Thetruth3434 It's the only sport I still enjoy watching but yeah it's better live.

[@Mike-ib4bq]

Speakerphone in public guy is always a massive D Bag. Was expecting him to go round 1

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Yep or watching videos or listening to music with no headphones in public too.

[@ericlegend95]

Said it a million times but it should be a federal law that everyone has to work in the service industry at least for a couple of months so everyone knows how much it fucking sucks sometimes.

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Ridiculous take. How about your parents teach you how to act. This is America. They dont tell us where to work. AND WORKING FOR 2 months 6hen leaving means you were just full trained trained are now leaving. Probably not good for the business in the end

[@veebee-sc4tp]

@@SouthernSkeptic relax captain america

[@SouthernSkeptic]

@@veebee-sc4tp I'm not unrelated. Your take was ridiculous. 2 months is going to do nothing but fuck the business. That's why they want you to stay for 3 or 6 months until you get benefits.

[@veebee-sc4tp]

@@SouthernSkeptic im not the guy who made the original comment genius

[@SouthernSkeptic]

@@veebee-sc4tp Youre still defending that ridiculous fucking nonsense though genius..

[@hookster999]

1:16:40 - White Sox Dave said he’s embarrassed to tell that story and it’s good to get it off of his back - I am pretty sure he already told that story in a previous snake draft, but what is so alarming is that …….it’s get it off your chest not back jk 😂😂😂😂 WSD is such a Gem and so genuinely lovable & hysterical - WSD, PLEASE NEVER CHANGE

[@gavinfischer4436]

doing it intentionally is a pure dbag move dave.

[@stephenalessandro6857]

About 20min in- already hilarious

[@trevormonday1551]

Love dave rocking the asu hat! Go devils!

[@lou93000]

This is an all time draft, and an all time performance from Whitdog

[@Spawn303]

I love when Whitney goes in on WSD

[@HighP0ints]

Whit had me rollin lol

[@Jacob-fl6pc]

Working at a restaurant/food biz in general is a humbling experience that most should be required to do.. getting to see how trash the general public can be from that point of view truly molds your perspective of the service industry forever.

[@jasonp3717]

Carl realizing when making the "joining a frat" pick that he was douchebag was fun to see. Didn't know he was that self-aware

[@gilljames5013]

The no blinker thing i thought was a good pick cuz i thought of the person that is switching lanes a ton and weaving thru traffic on the highway without signalling

[@chipplylar7006]

Whitney is over there going " Why would I give AF about comments when my show is clicking like well oiled machine. Whitney sarcasm is halaerious.

[@dumanli77]

when 20% is your low end tip in this economy you rich rich

[@hookster999]

I love White Sox DAVE so much and I said that in a platonic way and oh my God the most loving way possible! When he admitted to not having picked up his dogs poo I think he believed Whit was going to admit having done it aswell, and then Whit said he never has done that and WSD went right to his Usual GoTo……The Poly 😂😂😂😂😂 A wise man once said, never trust someone who is always asking for a “polygraph test” from others

[@hookster999]

Every true dog walk fan was laughing their freaking head off during the symphony debate between White Sox Dave and Pink Whit

[@ugadawgz77]

Was so confused about “directionals” is that a Chicago thing? We call em blinkers in my neck of the woods

[@horizonfios]

Whitney is so good man😂😂

[@will9762]

lived in arizona my entire life, people absolutely pull into the intersection on left turns

[@Thetruth3434]

He’s gunna come gunnin for me now cuz I’m not from Fort Lauderdale but I’m visiting here 😂😂😂 whit is gold man , pure Massachusetts boy through n through

[@benweaver940]

Eddie you drafted the Nelk boys in the 3rd round

[@schwinn8196]

*in middle of ad read for Roman* WSD: "I don't need Roman"

[@patarcher9199]

Wow am I a douchebag? I’ve actually parked at a gas station for at least two hours when I was going out to eat at a steakhouse

[@johnpeterson2335]

Glad barstool put money into these guys the drafts are the shit boys..good stuff

[@coolcommanders]

This was such a better watch than the last few where you all just argued over the rules.

[@veronicavaughn5923]

I live in a really spacious apt. complex, so there are hundreds of dogs and ample poop bag dispensers on site. When you move in, they swab your dog’s DNA. If they find poop on the property, they run a test. The tenant has to pay for the test and a fine. It’s borderline psychotic, but people pick up after their dog.

[@acidfruitloops]

Noooo fuckinnn way

[@veronicavaughn5923]

@@acidfruitloops yes sir. Google it. It’s becoming more common.

[@acidfruitloops]

@@veronicavaughn5923 My complex would be empty if that were the case. These lazy fucks..

[@veronicavaughn5923]

@@acidfruitloops I completely agree, and my complex has free bags everywhere. I can see HOA starting to do this as well because there's no bigger douches than HOA enforcers.

[@acidfruitloops]

@@veronicavaughn5923 imagine if you had that job, dog poop DNA cross examination

[@galengeislinger8733]

I live in Arizona and going out in the middle of the intersection to turn left on green is super common. Not sure where you guys got that from.

[@jalenfischer6119]

It’s when there’s only one lane and the person behind assumes they’re going through but they stop with no turn signal.

[@Yungsulk]

Whits ripping the juul the whole draft classic

[@michaelreiher1728]

If they waited two months, being a Marty Mush would be on here #TEAMHANK

[@ryancallahan6412]

Whitney needs to be on at least once a month!

[@horizonfios]

WHITE SOX REX😂

[@patrickleavell4604]

Just because people want to punch WSD at a bar. doesn't necessarily make it a bad bar, I'm pretty sure everywhere WSD goes, someone wants to knock him out.

[@justinmedeiros5202]

whit needs to be on every show

[@Ironman-vq2xh]

Whit, what a great friggin guy. Wow

[@strongarm9904]

How is the person who doesn’t put the shopping cart back in the bin not on this list?

[@grahamgordon2163]

Yoshi is a great dog name

[@ryanhobbs7041]

What an intro😂

[@_bergflow]

rough one for Ed

[@Alex-kd3ns]

Haven’t seen this draft but Whitney or Dave have to win

[@scottycarreiro9147]

Dave man we don’t always need a full lengthy personal story behind every pick!!!!! Lol jeeesh

[@chipplylar7006]

On a bad day Id hockey check for double park .

[@discopotato675]

People jumping up on the plane is a steal at rd4 pick4

[@johnpeterson2335]

Whit..is a absolute weapon

[@SuperDevmister]

My #1 pick 5 mins into this is someone who cancels plans last minute without a good explanation (lack of respect for a so called friend is a huge douche move)

[@SlurpCEO]

Ngl the tall bike pick won my vote

[@hookster999]

I’m shocked that they are questioning whether there really are a lot of people out there that are bad tippers/or don’t tip at all - - that’s why the restaurants put on the menu parties of six or more will automatically be 20% gratuity, it’s because of the amount of douche bag non-tippers out there in this country- - we should switch to how it is like in Europe where the gratuity is included in the prices, it’s a better system

[@sportfilmzproductions8097]

White Sox Rex

[@chipplylar7006]

I had a guy chase me down taking right at a stop sign . I actually thought we were gonna throw hands but he had 2 guys with him.. Had a house full of ppl for a party. Wouldn't have ended good. Down South not putting your blinker on is rude.

[@wch7251]

Red Ed for the common workers

[@SportsCinemaP]

whit is a legend, what a performance, hilarious his banter with white sox. Also lol eddie just picking people who are healthy as douchebags. Eddie needs to start going to gyms and grunting and riding bikes, hed be happier and healthier

[@23gillyg]

Aaron Hernandez was a bump into the bar guy

[@hookster999]

I am not sure which draft, it was it earlier draft, that White Sox Dave said that he gets enjoyment out of purposefully running through stop signs even if it was not his turn just to piss the other person off - - he said that and now he’s saying it’s different somehow because he acknowledges that he is being a douche bag and that somehow is different than someone just going around being a douche bag- - - only White Sox Dave, this guy I swear, between WSD, Rico Bosco, andArt Vandelay …..a team of scientist around the clock needs to be studying these three individuals

[@ianshields5018]

my coworker last night got tipped 9$ off of 500$ and they stayed for 3 hours and hands down the best server at the place

[@jakeworm4178]

Grievances part 2

[@jacobgo2252]

Talking on speaker phone in public should have been 1.1

[@MrCarloss510]

Tipping scheme is such a fraud either way

[@chipplylar7006]

I'm much closer to my Navy buddies than fraternity brothers.

[@cameronjones4493]

I would pay top dollar to watch Carl get after the US soccer federation maintenance guy

[@ajjancosko7066]

1:23:20😂😂😂😂

[@rossmckinney1816]

Thank you #whitisfree

[@mrjackjack6]

Eddie first pick was so fucking brutal……

[@SouthernSkeptic]

He might have had the worst draft ever.

[@222333aaaaaa]

Fuck yes! Whit!

[@discopotato675]

People that leave their cart in the middle of a parking spot

[@chipplylar7006]

Dude the parties were insane. So many girls, having bands, sober drivers..U got university President as your Rush Chairman.. Viking Party. My Wasn't in a sorority... You can go to parties and not be in one . Definitely some rich kid dorks tho .

[@ddlk9913]

Whitney calling a tiger a lion bothers me way too much

[@nickpaschall63]

someone left me a quarter as a tip once. I threw it back at the guy and said he needs more than me. What a c*** that guy was

[@petermcjigglepants5012]

Dave’s bill is so flat it’s actually going up

[@Canuck123able]

No one chirps better than hockey players.

[@Jets725]

Carl’s computer must be from 2005

[@ben_again1]

Came to say Eddies #1 pick was brutal right after Chief’s… but now I’m seeing it gets worse. Oh boy

[@SouthernSkeptic]

I think Ed is a nice guy who sees the best in people and struggled figuring out what douchebags do. Poor Ed. Worst draft ever.

[@chef7423]

grievances draft 2.0