The Biggest Simp In America

Caleb Pressley visits Arizona State University to get to the bottom of why a guy would abandon his friends to only hang with his girlfriend - is he a simp?
Created by Caleb Pressley, Dana Bahrawy, and Tom Mullens.
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[@peteplayer3]

Him just casually walking into the water in full dress attire is so underrated 😂

[@liammattingly6868]

yes

[@meditationstation-discover8992]

Haha yeah and sits chest deep fully clothed but still tucks his tie into his shirt pocket 🤣

[@samdude8390]

@@meditationstation-discover8992 it's hilarious that he's always wearing a clip-on and it always untucks itself from the collar haha.

[@Reclickd]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏆

[@dadamager3000]

Lmao I missed it

[@swanspoon7728]

The best investigative journalist of the 21st century

[@gabrielrivas377]

This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

[@ryanschaff123]

Gabriel Rivas God is good!

[@cc3545]

@@gabrielrivas377 God is great!!

[@badbaws01]

Pulitzer material

[@jakefreeman3089]

Ehhhh AllGasNoBrakes really gets in there but Caleb is up there too

[@sterlingjones2005]

“We got high aspects.” “I think you meant expectations.”

[@celtics3131]

good to see that degree at ASU is working for him.

[@maxtaylor12]

Shit had me dead

[@jasonkraayenbrink6200]

Same dude said "hit the head on the nail". Bruh learn at least 1 language completely.

[@GSMillion]

He goes to Arizona state lol

[@jonlamonte5833]

That dude needs a helmet

[@ljf1963]

You really hit the head on the nail with this one Caleb.

[@robspecht9550]

Landon F in all aspects...I mean expectations.

[@gabrielrivas377]

This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

[@krabby1555]

Gabriel Rivas ah so you are the man responsible for the disappearance of my dad. He left when I was 6 hoping to find out who tf asked.

[@marcuschung1888]

Krabby 15 🤣

[@brandonprice1301]

@@krabby1555 One day you will know the truth.

[@Soulr]

Caleb makes the best content on Barstool by far

[@calebbrown9380]

My name Caleb

[@yomama847]

Donnie

[@patrick.3]

Caleb, Donnie, and Pardon My Take make the best content on barstool

[@ryan6881]

Haha yeah he’s the only one I watch. I’ve watched like ten episodes today and can’t stop laughing haha

[@masonsmith1191]

One of the girls in the pool has got some fucking cannons

[@ryanzimmerman9764]

Their inability to properly quote some of America's most commonly used phrases screams ASU and I love these boys for it

[@atjudahcast8126]

Da boyz are undefeated

[@matthewmccarty9991]

stfu

[@michaelzz6993]

hey are u calling us dumb 🤬

[@nomienos1841]

@@michaelzz6993 yes.

[@Ant-ct4qk]

@@matthewmccarty9991 no

[@mntc2167]

Wasn’t ready to wake up with this. Wow, that hits hard.

[@gabrielrivas377]

This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

[@AmanAman-ri9kk]

The boys American privilege began when the founding father became boys and wanted to be a Chad to England and look what happened to Washington after he was taken from the boys

[@AshtrayAnnie]

lol this was a mock bro. if you felt from this you should see a councillor🤣. this was comedy.

[@mntc2167]

AshtrayAnnie if you think this is a mock...I’m afraid you are the one who needs help and fast.

[@AshtrayAnnie]

@@mntc2167 🤣🤣🤣🤣Dude its barstool sports. Its gag/satirical humour. Like jesus you must be one hell of a 'bro'🤣

[@byrenhuang657]

Caleb: Is he a simp? Boys: Yup Also Caleb: Is she at least hot? Boys: Yup.

[@simplychaff1875]

The duality of man.

[@fightfan9739]

@@simplychaff1875 👏🏽

[@alexandertye3244]

@@simplychaff1875 Come on, there's a different between falling a victim to beauty until you lose yourself and between acknowledging a girl beautiness then moving on with your life.

[@erweez7669]

Hott tamales 🫔 🥵

[@Chatta-Ortega]

@@simplychaff1875 That Jungian thing.....

[@matthewlight1147]

The “hit the head on the nail” kid has a way with words

[@Kinobambino]

Not the right way but definitely a way

[@TeethOfDead]

Same one who said “we got high aspects” asu baby

[@younghirsch]

He's got the spirit

[@mattshapiro5132]

A girlfriend at ASU? Ya that’s not a thing.

[@lllllllllllllllII]

Lmao

[@maxtaylor12]

Peter S It’s a party school, so yeah that’s the joke.

[@jugothejuice7367]

If she goes to ASU she belongs to the streets

[@Bosilaify]

@@jugothejuice7367 facts

[@KM-cm1jp]

@@jugothejuice7367 100%

[@harvey_weenstain8857]

Pouring out a nooner for drew's fallen aspects today✌

[@gabrielrivas377]

This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

[@qtiPPP]

@@gabrielrivas377 anyways, cheers Harvey

[@jackwilliamson6464]

David Keuthan lmao😭😭

[@Jdhernandez209]

​@@gabrielrivas377 Jesus was a Simp because his "step dad" joseph was a Simp! he got cucked & finessed into thinking baby jesus was the son of "god" & believed mary was a virgin. SIMP!

[@Dewtart]

Gabriel Rivas dont remember asking

[@jakemccluremd]

“Like acid reflux?” God I love Caleb’s comeback humor.

[@johnhenry8214]

"yes"

[@djCOLLY01]

🤣🤣🤣

[@bobbysilver581]

What killed me was him sitting in the pool interviewing the guy with the tie and dress clothes on

[@swampsnipe8790]

What was best is that he kept his tie dry. Tucked all into his pocket

[@Jay-ut9ov]

Don't forget the clip on tie lol

[@a.-7774]

If it killed you how did you write this comment? 🤔

[@Dj-fp6kp]

Classic

[@Kyle-fq4kq]

@@a.-7774 since you’re being literal, you actually think he wrote the comment? Pretty sure he typed it but idk

[@connordacierno1363]

“Zach hit the head... the nail on the head with that one” We gotta protect this man

[@naomelescroart7390]

It’s amazing to me that he said the quote incorrectly, and you misquoted him as saying it correctly which loses why it’s so damn funny. He said: “Zack hit the nail...the head on the nail with that one” 🤣🤣🤣

[@KrosziZ]

​@@naomelescroart7390 This is now twice as funny

[@naomelescroart7390]

KrosziZ couldn’t even fuck it up right 🤣

[@Ronzo777]

😂

[@KrosziZ]

@@naomelescroart7390 it's almost like it doesn't qualify as irony

[@unclenolte6784]

The ill-fitting shit Caleb wears just make these so much better. Easily a top 3 talent at Barstool, IMO.

[@jackherbold625]

He’s top 2 and not 2

[@DJ-su9pf]

Yuhdigg bruh simp

[@kylecallahan1126]

@@jackherbold625 That my friend, is called 1. Very good number. Thought I'd help ya out a little bit.

[@jackherbold625]

Kyle Callahan that is indeed the purpose of that phrase mr English professor sir

[@jackherbold625]

D J I will shamelessly simp for caleb

[@edwardsimpson7709]

How many common figures of speech can they get wrong? "hit the head on the nail" "we have high aspects" ... this is amazing

[@gabrielrivas377]

This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

[@justinpolaris5324]

haha they? It was the same kid both times. Im surprised he signed the release to have his face shown lol.

[@emuccino]

looks like 2

[@berryreading4809]

"Only time CAN tell" 🤦‍♂️

[@calmdownladies]

two

[@dvoob]

impressive that caleb can both make fun of frat boys, and also show their humanity at the same time.

[@willduncan4587]

Seeing him standing in the pool with all his clothes and shoes on had me dead 😂😂

[@myneighbortotoro88]

But tucking away the tie in his pocket to keep it dry. 😂

[@WARSfate]

Caleb is the best, his style of comedy makes me laugh harder than most Comedians

[@gabrielrivas377]

This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

[@SAsh-zg6ln]

Addison G always going into water with his business professional clothes is an absolutely electric move

[@WARSfate]

Gabriel Rivas not religious but I appreciate this, thank you

[@johneppstv]

Cuz hes not joking lol

[@APAL880]

that's cause most comedians suck. Colin Quinn and Norm MacDonald and Patrice O'neal and Doug Stanhope are great though.

[@jacobgordon7179]

Caleb: is she at least hot? the boys: "yeah"

[@cre8ivfun]

Her face is hidden because they broke up after filming this lol

[@lebumjames1373]

yessir ferda

[@er33990]

She realized he was such a beta

[@RocketLeon45]

dude you know this stuff is fake right?

[@dunkirito8308]

@@er33990 You must be an alpha, huh?

[@rainy7106]

@@dunkirito8308 Of course he is, every faceless dude that tries to emasculate strangers on the internet is totally a dominant man in real life.

[@waltman11]

If Caleb ever left Barstool.. The Pres would have to file for bankruptcy

[@HaskHole]

The Simp Guy has never ever missed leg day

[@frankeastbrook2530]

Truth

[@southflcc]

“Is she at least hot” 💀😂😂

[@gabrielrivas377]

This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

[@nicholaskorth1420]

Gabriel Rivas tf are you on

[@fuzzybuddy7286]

Gabriel Rivas stfu Jesus ain’t real your whole life is a lie

[@brynleehassan3614]

Gabriel Rivas 💓

[@samuelsprings7245]

@@fuzzybuddy7286 Good joke.

[@probarth9657]

tucking his tie into his shirt so it doesn’t get wet while sitting in a pool 😂

[@jodiegerard7070]

I'm LMAO with Caleb Chilling in the water in again....full office gear. Genius.

[@scottcrawford1104]

Head on the nail and high aspects. This kid is a genius

[@louisstevens6779]

This series has such high aspects

[@dougieefresh1829]

“Zach hit the nai” *Indecisive, brain melts and malfunctions* “the head on the nail with that one” Caleb: “Zach truly did hit the head on the nail...the homies were heartbroken” Caleb’s comedic timing is impeccable 😂😂😂

[@questionmark1152]

Comedic timing is often impeccable in post production. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dougieefresh1829]

Question Mark ohh, here we go, you’re one of “Those guys” the guy that has to find a way to take away from something. That shits always been weird to me 🧐 The hesitation/comedic timing he used right before he said ...”The Homies were heartbroken.” Is the part that made me laugh. So what’s that got to do with post production? Maybe I’m just confused about what your point is..?

[@uncleiroh4650]

Dougiee Fresh yeah, “he’s” one of those guys, lol

[@brodiehopkinson]

Hate to see this happen to someone so young, praying for him and his boys

[@awesome-xg4hl]

it’s happening to one of my boys, what do i do? 😔

[@edog551]

@@awesome-xg4hl grow up

[@SanxBile]

@@awesome-xg4hl Is she hot?

[@yuhboi5535]

I build dorms in Tempe for asu, makes me proud to know these are the boys living in them.

[@emersonspeziale7845]

“A group arrest where the boys each go to separate jails” im dead

[@BCFC954]

Instantly rolling 🤣

[@MrEazyE357]

Everyone seems to think that was hilarious but I didn't really get it.

[@camrayner7302]

"Zach truly hit the head on the nail"

[@gabrielrivas377]

This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

[@brownwaterwings]

@@gabrielrivas377 you truly hit the head on the nail Gabriel Rivas

[@IsThisHandleTaken]

The 'aspects' and 'hit the head on the nail' guy was really the star of all this. I love that he ALMOST got the phrase right but then reversed it at the last second.

[@abdimalikmohamud3519]

“We miss you bro”😢 Simp city population drew smh

[@gabrielrivas377]

This might seem random but Jesus loves you and times aren’t good and we need to rely on Jesus to guide us because we see corruption everywhere and so much sin and corruption everywhere. Relationship over religion. Jesus is a prayer away and just because you haven’t had an experience with Him doesn’t mean He’s not real :) .

[@maxbennett2596]

Are you a Christian because you said relationship over religion

[@Skywalkaaa]

"It's like acid reflux" "Exactly"

[@ethanb6359]

This guy could make a doc about grass growing and it would still be interesting

[@negryanu1]

Caleb is the best water-prop comic ever!

[@dajilus2410]

"he's not a me anymore, he's a we" 😂

[@ajuicedup]

This is about to get an Oscar for best short film of 2020

[@donovanmonk2571]

I have no words. A story of animosity, jealousy, and betrayal. Bravo.

[@GamerzShit]

"Zach truly did hit the head on the nail" Just beautiful

[@masonyarbrough]

he’s done it again bud doesn’t miss on these documentaries

[@lukedominick7742]

I love how he’s sitting in the pool, fully clothed, with his tie tucked into his shirt pocket so it doesn’t get wet

[@ginpros]

I can personally attest to this. Props to Caleb for keeping barstool above water. Bringing the quality takes and videos the people deserve. Rock on

[@policyisquality3315]

I was actually lying around trying go take a nap wondering why I haven't seen Caleb around lately, love his style of mini doc. The most ridiculous content on Barstool - I mean that in a good way.

[@PaPaPOVEY]

Is she at least hot??? Yeah

[@Tismspeaks]

Thank you Caleb

[@typod9903]

Caleb: "simpin is not a phrase you throw around lightly" Anyone on the internet after you say anything about a female: Am I a joke to you?

[@famguy218]

“She’s a boy” “she’s one of the boys?” Nice when he’s corrected on something like this

[@YungLito777]

"constant fucking" 🤡🤡🤡 that part had me dying 😂🤣

[@svennyg]

“High aspects. Did u mean to say expectations?” 😂😂

[@stickywickedy]

He tries to correct him but even high expectations wouldn't make sense in that context. 😂

[@kellanmurakami5340]

“Where everyone has to go to separate jails” implying that if they all go to the same jail they’re still kicking it lmao

[@vrajshah2156]

Ive been watching this channel for a while and although I know it’s jokes, I just wanted to be serious for a moment and say thank you for the visuals you provide after you introduce new vocabulary. I was born blind and the doctors thought I would never understand what simping meant but after watching this video, albeit it took a few tries, the unthinkable happened. And now I’m getting off Grindr. Thanks, Caleb.

[@maxbagaan]

5:06 Zack hit the nai- head on the nail

[@Abcdefbdawg22]

7:20 - That was beautifully said

[@kramnewton8683]

Barstool really hit the head on the nail with this one.

[@cjbalmaceda360]

wasn't expecting to shed a tear today

[@nicholaschriss1706]

Always finishing on note of perspective. Loving your work Caleb.

[@scholiast2]

Caleb is the gift that just keeps on giving

[@TheWorldStageGeopolitics]

The “aspects” part and the “head on the nail” were both by far the best aspects (intended) of this beautiful piece of art called real journalism

[@wobwobwubwub]

This is incredible content. Caleb is the engine that keeps barstool running

[@joee1213]

Job well done. That’s some quality journalism right there. Got bless you Caleb.

[@fatboyslim496]

Caleb's features give off Nathan For You vibes. Hilarious satire and ridiculous subjects, yet he manages to get genuine emotions out of people in between the ridiculousness and hilariousness.

[@jordantobey2908]

Watched one Sundae conversation and can’t get enough of Caleb now

[@mr.k6136]

Man I don't know why this dude is so funny all I know is that every time I watch one of his interviews I get a pain in my side from laughter.. also I want to point out I like the whole 60 minute feel in this episode

[@whygodrums10]

“Did you mean to say expectations?” I laughed right there

[@tylermc7121]

This hits different when it happened to you and your best friend :( rip friendship.

[@hkmontero3461]

caleb is the reason why i'm subscribed to this channel

[@bonkgaming4796]

I lost it when he walked into the pool with his suit on lmaooooooo

[@jackmckeown616]

Wow! This video really hit the head on the nail for me and lived up to my high aspects!

[@tonyzibizo289]

I love Calebs commitment to the meme, it is by far the most commitment I have seen. I love this XD

[@kyleloughlin1995]

The kid who says “high aspects” and “head on the nail” got me geekin

[@atrain9042]

Duval county see ya Caleb you and YP are bosses on the rise @ Barstool!

[@jflesh8673]

By far the best dateline investigation i never saw..

[@ZackLazo]

7:19 that boy's just spitting straight truth

[@jermis3762]

Caleb is one of the funniest people in the history of the world.

[@PoloJugga5799]

Caleb makes the best stuff on this channel I haven't even seen the other stuff.

[@dimag8568]

Caleb is the best one on barstool by far. Easily has the best interviews and ideas

[@GISJohn]

That one cat trying to land phrases was too funny "We have high aspects" "You hit the head on the nail"

[@philthedrill2244]

“He truly did hit the head on the nail”

[@DestroySteve]

“Unfortunately that’s what all girlfriends say.” Was too real. Lmao.

[@ConnorNoCap]

Very informative! Thank you for the research

[@nukingjapanwasok6265]

The court has found Chad Bradington guilty of committing a class 4 felony: simping

[@owencoventry2435]

“It’s like acid reflux” “exactly” 😂😂😂

[@cole.g13]

the shot of caleb standing over the guys in the pool with a suit on was amazing 😂😂

[@vp7734]

The “high aspects” gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@jakelawless6286]

The high aspects part kills me 😭😭😭😭

[@sp9wn458]

Bless this man and his work

[@DC-jt9py]

Caleb Pressley's investigations and stories are the best 😄

[@ethandysanco5838]

“Is she at least hot?” Da bois: “Yeah”

[@Evantures]

1 like 1 prayer for the simpin homies out there . Bring em home

[@christandazo6808]

Caleb ask the questions we all needed to hear

[@itsdeltime]

The production here is crazy and on point. Caleb is the man lol.

[@hungryhungryhummer]

It’s no simp September. What a shame.

[@BlkRamGuy]

Caleb thank you for exposing the dark underbelly of having a girlfriend, you lose your connection to your boys! There needs to be a little give and take to achieve ultimate happiness!

[@CourtneyLachiver]

How many red pills have you ingested?

[@hjewett10]

This is the best series on KZbin no cap

[@patrickcorrigan6259]

Barstool keep the CALEB-TRAIN RUNNING.....the content we need!!!!

[@Strikeyourface]

It’s a true sickness in our society. I hope this fallen soldier sought help in these trying times.

[@Henrux69]

God I love Caleb

[@bryandavis8812]

That one dude who says all the phrases wrong. "hit the head on the nail" "high aspects" lol