Dave Portnoy's 42 Million Dollar House Has No Tunnels - Barstool Rundown October 2nd, 2023

On today's Barstool Rundown the big three are back, to discuss everything the internet had to offer over the weekend! From the tragic passing of Boston Red Sox legend Tim Wakefield, to Week 4 NFL, and CFB recap. To the Ryder Cup drama, and the big events around the NBA. Lastly Le-Fade has taken to social media to become the worst gambler ever! Make sure to stick around for the post show, to hear about Dave's new 42 million dollar house! As always like and subscribe to the Barstool Sports KZbin Channel!
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0:00 - Intro
2:00 - Time Wakefield
2:46 - Week 4 Recap
18:30 - Kids On Planes
21:55 - College Football
26:52 - Ryder Cup
29:25 - NBA
32:00 - LeFade
34:20 - Dave's House
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[@cvmeron3165]

That’s exactly what a man with tunnels would say…

[@the_snicklefritz]

“Life is made up of moments in the past…” Dave. Poetry.

[@0xSpiff]

Wistful Dave strikes again

[@mmccar21]

And if anyone brings up any history against Boston it’s “well that’s the past! We are talking about now! we are talking about the future”

[@lou93000]

This was an A+ rundown. Keep the monday big 3 rundown going and ill be happy

[@davidandmarino]

Imagine having 1 TV and no tunnels 😂

[@anthonyyoung6489]

I’d rather have 2 tunnels and 0 tvs. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@marcuspearson7480]

Dave is the first man to buy a 42 million dollar house and fly commercial

[@toddpacker9818]

Finally the big 3 on a Monday rundown

[@samiles26]

I live in cape cod and work washing windows on Nantucket, I’ve done his house before. We worked for the previous caretaker. I can attest that it does in fact have tunnels

[@letsgobzgang]

That is awesome! Where are they? Like where do they go?

[@SOURJDADDY]

Big cat and kfc instigating Dave is too funny 😂😂😂

[@brianstill3811]

These rundown by the old heads are always ballin!!

[@randallrhoads3271]

omg..the Elio stuff was hilarious...congratulating him. I can def see him doing that.

[@dbsuper2928]

This is my favorite version of KFC

[@coitsfan21]

This was a great episode

[@salrusso1240]

Best rundown in a while

[@MSimonds1332]

Waiting on the man from Nantucket shirts to drop 😂🤣🤣

[@zackd8276]

The classic pick and roll on the boss man

[@travishancock2302]

Hahaha, Dave is definitely going to have a scuba diving accident. He would have a snorkeling accident

[@zegalorainebrown8469]

This reminded me of the old days , so funny at the end about the tunnels 😂

[@Ineedfwns]

KFC loves to hear himself talk so much that, for a moment, he tried to argue that T Swift drinking a high noon wouldn’t benefit them with publicity.

[@lordfarquaad6339]

She got white women’s wallets (by extension white men’s wallets) in a chokehold. He’s an absolute weapon

[@Sam-Lusk]

LeBron doing weekly picks and just being bad at it would be a hilarious running gag 😅

[@MattWilson-wx3cm]

It would be except Lebron actually went 9-2 on picks lmao

[@MarkJJJ1414]

HE WENT 11-2 LMFAOOOOO

[@Jwitzzz]

Elio might be the luckiest man alive

[@SouthernSkeptic]

Dilfer wents nuts in the NFL once too. He got thrown out of a game for trying to fight the great John Randle.

[@juandamiennebraska338]

barstool is back

[@quarterbackin3262]

Chiefs fans talking to Dave Portnoy what kind of cologne you got on Dave smells like jealousy!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@blakeedwards1742]

Max can’t even have a reaction without catching flack from the boss

[@RuLuLemon]

Time Stamp?

[@Jwitzzz]

LeFade being Thanosed needs to be a shirt

[@MattyDabs]

Dave always got an excuse 😂

[@michaelpowers6784]

Its part of his shtick! I can't believe people take the excuse act seriously!!!

[@garretthoefer3989]

Dave sounding a lot like Ron Burgundy.. "My house has no tunnels ?"

[@stevebranham4459]

Classic run down

[@jphavens1020]

Phenomenal ending 😂

[@TracksideViews]

Tunnel Gate. We need to know the truth.

[@JPS334]

Never related more to El Presidente than when he talked about the 18:59

[@blakerhodes8760]

The Man In The Marina shirts gunna be fire 🤿 🐠 🏈☠️

[@anthonyyoung6489]

7:27 you had the number 1 pick last year as well. Hahahahahahaaha How many no 1 picks do you need???? Hahahahahaha

[@chrish6438]

Le-Fade is amazing

[@mikesoto106]

He went 11-2 tho

[@OregonBob1955]

The security guard is actually Mintzy’s twin brother “Quintzy”.

[@WildSatoriForest]

From the Ernest bball movie

[@louisfelice1451]

Thank you Dave, Mac jones bad can’t wait

[@CoachHubbs24]

KFC said who knows bad QB’s better than me… Big Cat.. hold my beer. Absolutely we get crushed in Chicago bc we haven’t ever had a QB lol

[@ryanhendler3329]

“Not gonna haggle over 7 million”

[@Pecker1981]

KFC talking football like he's actually a sportsfan is funny

[@Andremtez]

Cool take, loser.

[@ryanciero3160]

Oh no Dave is watching tape...rofl

[@mjf8101]

so you could do $44M but got it for only $42M, a steal, that means $2M leftover to do tunnels. is that enough tho? is a $2M tunnel a poor tunnel or a luxury tunnel? we need a tunnel expert to figure this out but no matter what dave needs to get a tunnel in there asap, but definitely not a tunnel for poors

[@petea6904]

Big 3!

[@MattWilson-wx3cm]

Hate to break it to them but Lebron went 11-2 on picks lmao

[@nolanlauer9044]

I was at the ole miss game the girl that got smoked by the guard got up and started yelling at the guy for 10 minutes on the field and the dude just say there and took it

[@danksidoodles]

MAc Jones NOT a top 20 qb.

[@christerrell6575]

Dave with phantom dig @ pft. I see you working Dave

[@ryanciero3160]

Have you been to Oakland? Fandom has no bounds

[@ESPRESSOJOEx11]

Dave knows Mac Jones isn't good, but his pride/ego won't let himself admit in it. And also they won't even touch the afc championship game for at least 5 -7 years, if that.

[@BirdingNE]

Andre 300😂😂😂😂😂

[@ryanciero3160]

THEY SHOULD BE PAID

[@alexreichline]

All time Simplisafe ad read.

[@tylerregelman5566]

Hates children of all ages

[@letsgobzgang]

He’s going to haunt that house when he dies 🤣

[@ryanciero3160]

Over under 12 camera pans to Taylor

[@rickybobby6098]

dave literally only hates max because hes from philly

[@BroSumDaddy]

Taylor Swift should post a vid drinking high noon and asking Dave what he’s gonna do about his boys rude comment. But she would never, right?

[@patrick815]

All we have is the present

[@Paul_onions]

....can't believe there's no tunnel in that place. A shame, really.

[@davidbrady2427]

Dave trying to hide that he has tunnels.

[@jeffreystaples5262]

I enjoyed the Writer Cup soooo much more than the Ryder Cup…

[@mitch2890]

Prime Dave now that he’s off adderall

[@drugaddictwithknowledge9603]

Other way around he needs those addys

[@mitch2890]

Yikes buddy

[@victorcarpentier4550]

healthy debate

[@koskey06]

If he really purchased a 45mill house.....then he is not as smart as i thought. Thats just dumb

[@Bizarb]

Imagine buying a $42,000,000 dollar house & not having personal security. Dave is hated by many. It is insane he STILL doesn't have personal security.

[@icetredotnet6473]

He’s hated but he’s not that hated, ya know.

[@CapybaraMMA]

Big difference in being hated by the left and being hated by a bunch of dudes who want to shoot someone for sport

[@Bizarb]

@@icetredotnet6473 I disagree. The powers that be are going to do ANYTHING & EVERYTHING to shut down dissenting opinions. Look at what they are doing to Musk, Brand, Carlson, etc... Portnoy has F U money. He needs to hire security. You are naive & are not paying attention to what is going on in this country.

[@barstoolstuff4531]

Dave has personal security, and no sells it. Having it and nobody not knowing is better than the reverse.

[@patrickjohnson9085]

it’s nantucket bro

[@willcameasromans]

Time Wakefield in the timestamps?

[@Chris-lz1mp]

Way to do your research guys. LeBron didn’t just pick 2 games. He went 11-2

[@ChooChooPod]

He’s got tunnels

[@user-mc6rp1kx1i]

Huge all around Boston fan… Mac jokes absolutely sucks!!! Malik Cunningham should start next week.. I’m done with Mac!

[@Drobo1]

Some needs to find the person who Lebron copied his picks from 😂 34:02

[@ryanciero3160]

short kings unite

[@fozziedublin3242]

Someone send Dave a copy of “Parasite”… just in case.

[@user-pg8uo3sv4g]

Do i keep my room?

[@ryanciero3160]

Is dave riding the bench with his guys

[@jgourno]

Dude is KFC yacked out

[@gptsiteuser]

KFC so mad about the patriots

[@skippy_g_]

Tim would’ve loved his segment on the rundown. He used to subscribe to the pod. Anytime you caught him on his morning walk with herman (their dog) and asked him “what’re you bumping” he would say “pop culture” that’s what he called the show. Great guy, and great competitor.

[@WildSatoriForest]

what pod

[@LordBolo81]

When Dave dies and his next of kin go to sell his place they're going to be so mad at him because he didn't buy a house with tunnels.

[@WildSatoriForest]

He did.

[@Midnightryder486]

Does anyone have a better existence than Elio?

[@ShapiroRacquets]

"matt eberflus is the dumbest coach of all time" - big cat FACTS

[@stoolienate6817]

Cmon Dave - just us fellow Patriot fans calling Mac a BUM

[@itsasimulation7461]

Lebron went 11-2 watch the full vid 🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanciero3160]

all us midgets mught = one regular adult

[@taylorlentz8734]

Who did Rodney Harrison play for?

[@ryanciero3160]

wWho gets paid first Jerry or Rico?

[@ryanciero3160]

Go Kelly Keegs and Vibbs

[@hustle6]

Kudos for Portland completely fucking over Pat Riley. Not sure what their issue was with Miami, but refusing what they thought was a done deal, to turn around and bolster the front runners in the East, was a hilarious fuck you to the Heat.

[@Jack-4756]

Dave definitely has tunnels. Wouldn’t get so wound up if he didn’t. Unless he really wishes he had tunnels?

[@treborheminway3814]

Dave baby ban Portnoy. Bobcat claims he's bought two first class tickets for his bayby. Id bet the house he's FoS.

[@BigFarles]

Dave just shit on Nebraska fans for doing the same thing he is doing as a Pats fan.

[@TheBlycie]

who are we kidding he's gonna lose this house to Silva like he did with Renee

[@WildSatoriForest]

Did they break up, I haven't heard much from her 😂

[@commonsense2156]

Dave will die on that Mac Jones hill

[@TracksideViews]

I think the Panthers are actually the worst team in the NFL

[@ryanciero3160]

DAVE DO U WATCH BASKETBALL.

[@treyH239]

I'm always betting on Franklin and I hate Penn st

[@robertbarrow8383]

Lebron went 11-2 on his picks?

[@ryanciero3160]

Big tree fall hard

[@tornsage6380]

life is looking forward and looking back

[@evanwilliams9454]

Get Lebron on pro football show

[@mikesoto106]

Lebron went 11-2 on Sunday picks 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@ryanciero3160]

Race to the bottom indeed

[@ryanciero3160]

Rather have the Band