basically i saved everyone from dying

[@bearly1395]

"The ship probably needs some maintenance" -Nurse, completely unaware of the singularity next door

[@Zack_Zander]

Mmm… _pizza_

[@InarusLynx]

I tried this game after watching Nurse's first video about it. I have no clue what I am doing at it started me as an engineer. I ran around clicking things and put on a suit. That was the extent of my adventure. I was very confused.

[@fujineetomori]

Nurse: This droid man is MVP Droid man: This engineer man is MVP

[@monotonexylophone1623]

Real recognizes real

[@Ohflipsnap]

@@monotonexylophone1623 Perhaps the real MVP is the friends we made along the way?

[@someshambler5536]

I need your profile picture bud

[@z34rk79]

the real MvP's were the Doctors capable of keeping Nurse alive till the end of the game after surviving Blowing up the singularity, grenades and the explosion of the suicide bomber and multiple shot gun wounds while also suffocating and drowning half the time

[@Graknorke]

you literally got given a quest, gained a sidekick, saved the station then defeated a big boss. this is an RPG plot line

[@FestusOmega]

Getting shot was the twist ending that sets up for the sequel.

[@Ohflipsnap]

@@FestusOmega Sequel when, Nurse?

[@federalcasemaker]

And she had an RPG

[@juliuscaesar6660]

@@federalcasemaker More RPGs need RPGs, if there were, the protagonist should be called Ronald Panter Gordon, or RPG for short

[@Sudo_Nimh]

Nurse accidentally robusitng the shit out of a Nukie is precious.

[@masonadams4648]

use's a rocket against a nukie is basically karma lol

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

@@masonadams4648 An Experienced player would Launch it.

[@KaBar41]

Nurse is literally an anime protagonist. We had the black hole arc to prove how OP she is. Then we had the bad guy rival arc to prove how strong she is with friends. Then the friend who helped her kill the bad guy is killed trying to save Nurse, Nurse barely survives, and only survives thanks to the power of friendship as well as her indomitable will.

[@mckreama8718]

we should make an anime out of this

[@giansviktor9764]

@@mckreama8718 no... we could make a religion out of this.

[@sik3xploit]

"It's like one of my Japanese animes!"

[@toastymane9486]

Damn I didn't know engineers had to blow up blackholes and terrorists, thought they just weld pieces of metal together and called it a day lol

[@MrKoraboras]

In ss13 engi is supposed to turn a black hole into a power generator without it eating the whole station, so it's kinda rare that they get to blow it up. Usually when Lord Singulon gets out of hand, engis are the first to be devoured, so the rest of the crew has to deal with his wrath.

[@cauan-ex2ph]

they do both actually

[@plinyvicgames]

most maps on goon have a really nice gas powered generator thats really fun to set up and maintain. manta has a singularity which is admittedly pretty boring as it requires no maintenance at all. only time it breaks out is if people are criminally incompetent or bored

[@shalax7881]

@@plinyvicgames or just criminally criminal

[@plinyvicgames]

@@shalax7881 nah even a criminal criminal has to respect a good burn

[@CaptainRasmot]

Nurse: \*checks toilet* i don't know what i was expecting Me, an Alien and Deadspace veteran: *E v e r y t h i n g*

[@randomstuff9005]

The dead space server on SS13 is pretty good.

[@SomeRandomGuy-2077]

that one guy who went to the bathroom: uuuhh, guys, why theres a strange alien noodle going inside of th-. oh god, why theres a giant alien-... guys?

[@lechking941]

@@SomeRandomGuy-2077 *he was not heard from agian*

[@blakethesnake6686]

@@SomeRandomGuy-2077 "Huh why is this guy breaking lights and dragging me into maintena-HE'S GOING MORBIUS MODE!!!"

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

"Opens door." Dragon: "Im kinda busy here." "Closes door."

[@MrCairo283]

Yo, grabbing the nukie like that was actually robust as fuck. Good job, man.

[@TarsonTalon]

This round in a nutshell: "How are you still alive?!" "I have no idea!"

[@dagdammit]

Ah nice. Engineering is fun, you can start with basics- like learning how to take stuff apart and secret doors. Alot of skills that will remain handy regardless of what role you play in the future, especially knowing the details of a given station's layout and infrastructure.

[@kadensmike8190]

Thanks for the tip, I might try this game. Based on Nurse's first few videos of the game my impression was that most players were elderly American stoners who were so out of it that any attempt to make sense of the games would be scuppered.

[@LoopHD]

@@kadensmike8190 A lot of the game is extremely realistic, but some roles have special abilities and the antagonists turn everything upside down. This game does have a cult following of a small amount of dedicated players who have played this game for ages spread across all the different servers. BECAUSE everything is so hard to learn, every time there's a wave of new players servers literally enter lockdown mode and the entire community panics, because of half the server being full of people who don't know how to do their job, which will either end in a round with no events because the antagonists don't know what they're doing, or a round that's over way too quickly because everyone got killed so easily by the antagonists. I'd say the game is hard to get in to, but once you grasp the basic you just need someone to teach you a job and you can fly through them. Some jobs are extremely complex though. For example, there's a job in Paradise that requires you to do complex math in order to open portals to other fucking dimensions. And then on the opposite side, there's genetics, where you just sit on the genetics console, and after a bit of figuring out easily unlock new mutations from the crew gene database, turn you and your buddy into superhumans. You just have to not let it overwhelm you and keep going.

[@durema9720]

@@LoopHD I mostly play on TG based servers but whenever i see paradise genetic i feel weird.

[@LoopHD]

@@durema9720 Yeah Paradise genetics are whack. I'm pretty much exclusively playing on Goon right now since /tg/ is getting more cancer by the minute

[@durema9720]

@@LoopHD I am thinking about hoping on goon this weak. Actually really liked how chill people and you don't spam disarm all the time.

[@tomd2666]

Singuloose minutes into the shift flooding the entire station? Yeah that sounds like manta.

[@vidyajamesu]

This is some of the best KZbin content I've seen, period. I hope you feel some sense of pride in how deeply, deeply ashamed that nukie must feel after you 360 no scope robusted his ass with a missile launcher while being shot at; all because you didn't really know what was going on. I'm really glad to see you're enjoying SS13 and I can't wait to see what shenanigans you get up to next time. Fastest sub of my life. EDIT: I'm not sure if you noticed, but you blew off the nukies leg with that hit. Now legless, the syndicate operative hobbled around trying to find his weapon that was no doubt obliterated from the mortal plane by your rocket before being mobbed and beaten to death by staff instead of security.

[@npswm1314]

Ah, Goongineering. You must learn the ways of the Hellburn. Learn Goon fusion.

[@The-rw1bw]

Hate to tell ya. It got nerfed along with anything fun in goon months ago

[@npswm1314]

Wait...Goon coders actually...did something?

[@nameacow]

Coders always only do major changes to deviate the code from god every second

[@brandoftheraisin]

Came here from watching one of your Project Zomboid shorts, love how you were just a new engineer trying to eat pizza, then got roped into saving the ship, fighting off nukies, and finally surviving it all - barely. Also loved how the doctor literally said “oh fuck” lol I’m gotta watch more of your playthroughs because I loved the narration

[@Bruh-rp1em]

**Nurse having an intense fight with a terrorist** Also Nurse: "Is that a Nintendo Switch?!?!?"

[@80TomasB]

Finaly someone who knows how to use KZbin premiere. Always excited for these ones, and I don't have to guess when it comes out 🙂

[@TKreamy]

I’m surprised you haven’t blown up yet, you have such an interesting style that will take off! Keep doing what you’re doing

[@TarsonTalon]

I have feeling that, while the robot was good intentioned, the reason it decided to involve you in its plans was to circumvent its non-violence programming...and better way than to use this hopeless engineer, who clearly has nothing better to do!

[@goldendash1527]

Couldn't use the rocket itself and the space station needed a savior. So a rookie with nothing to loose is a good candidate

[@Toasterloaf]

That whole fucking fight sequence was a wild ride. Jesus Christ

[@Alt_91]

We had a mechanic at work who, when he came to work, smeared his hands up to the elbows in antifreeze and then stood in the smoking area with the appearance as if he worked a lot and now he is resting and so on all day. The chief always set him up as an example.

[@mastermenthe]

That's kinda cursed ngl

[@rrai1999]

that dude probably has 17 kinds of cancer

[@bbernie]

This game is bonkers. I wished there was a more modern version; I tried it for some time awhile ago, but my brain is doo doo and couldn't really get used to the controls and interactions.

[@thedragmeme]

It takes literal hundreds of hours to learn anything from this game

[@kadensmike8190]

@@thedragmeme Can the learning time be shortened by watching playthroughs?

[@changeling5984]

@@kadensmike8190 yesn't.

[@Skrubs]

@@kadensmike8190 or better, solicit other players to assist you

[@Lexbomb6464]

@@thedragmeme Nerd

[@gibby-at996]

WOW, the way you beat the crap out of that nukie was priceless.

[@oabagobaaaoooo]

ah the singularity, yesterday i played engineerborg for the first time and after creating a nice stable black hole with the engineers an antag stole the emitters, which caused the protective field that holds the black hole in place to deactivate, so the black hole got loose. Long story short the engineers became a singularity cult and we all fed ourselves to the singularity after the shuttle left

[@dr.crawler6933]

Nurse any player with more than 20 hours (around 10 rounds) will likely recognise that you're playing goon station, which... isn't the best server for a newbie. I recommend playing beestation, which has less complex controls/mechanics. /tg/ is probably the next step, its considerably better codewise, but its more complex too. A mildly toxic playerbase doesnt make it better, otherwise its fine. Good luck learning ss13!

[@dsc5085]

Lol

[@namelessiam7792]

Wait goon isn't the best starter?

[@AzuriteCoast]

No clue where you're coming from - Goon's a great place to start

[@AzuriteCoast]

@@namelessiam7792 I'd consider it so

[@namelessiam7792]

@@AzuriteCoast yeah that's what I think too, goon is probably the best play to start- given you put a bit of effort into understanding the game

[@DrTuxedo]

4:43 don't worry, in any servers (Especially TG and Fulp) not any engineer does the station maintance. They only setup engine roundstart and then entire round do nothing.

[@vurrunna]

Gotta say I adore that robot. He saw a random engineer chilling out and doing nothing, and said "I'mma make you a hero, boy." A shame he died before he could figure that whole gender thing out.

[@worldburnerbreadman7886]

Glad to see ya back again homie

[@dirgesinger1382]

You can put your PDA in your ID slot; you do this by putting your ID in an empty hand then clicking on your PDA, putting it in the now empty hand then putting it in the ID empty spot. You now have a Free belt spot.

[@localbox5825]

you’re probably not gonna run into a lot of katanas commonly, but clicking on the sheath lets you take the katana out. you can target specific bodyparts with the grey body dummy thingy on the UI in the corner by clicking on a limb. hitting somebody with a katana will cut off the body part that you are targeting, however it doesnt do much if you hit them in the chest and decapitating only works if you’ve cut off their arms and legs. pretty handy.

[@polish_filipino]

These are honestly amazingly edited. With the voice over it really adds to the fun of the game. I hope you enjoy them and do more

[@BigSmokee001]

Watching these always feels like absorbing half a series of information. True chaotic energy harnessed

[@clown1526]

nice choice of music brought some nostalgia

[@NurseVO]

Hey thanks. I'm always looking for good game soundtracks. Got any recommendations?

[@clown1526]

@@NurseVO dont play a lot of games that have good tracks sadly, all the metal slug games have some really good ones, nuclear throne might have something good too, maybe try the OG space station music?

[@solwindp78-1]

@@NurseVO Checkout the Hardspace Shipbreaker and Terminator: Future Shock soundtracks, they're both great for different reasons

[@dsc5085]

The Sequel: Nurse puts robo buddy's brain into a new improved body. Meanwhile, the Nukie gang hears of their failed mission and comes back to enact revenge

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

This is ended when Livah decides to "do a little trolling." And leaves "A little Canister bomb" on the nukies' ship. Meanwhile, an unnamed mime and an artist managed to utterly bamboozle the nukies. Nurse unknowilgy pilots the ship back to the syndicate HQ. She enters, stares at a syndicate captain, then both of them are killed by the Can Bomb.

[@GrimGrenadine]

Only found your channel a little while back and was hoping you'd do more space station 13. Came for the kenshi, stayed for nurse

[@xxizcrilexlxx1505]

Everyone says for nurse

[@grissycrops3863]

The Lady with The Lamp... With a Lump after a floor pill Definitely with a Limp at the end of the round.

[@anderty4088]

Ah, reminds me of story many years ago on SP13 heavy RP server. I was engineer, and prepared to go space-walk for singularity engine pylon startup. Chief engineer was watching me over the window. I've successfully set up pylons and started to head back to station, when suddenly one of pylons discharged (they do that occasionally) right when I was passing by. Imagine being struck by high voltage lightning arc from high power lines. That was done to me. Immediately down, almost lost all control over my body. Chief called emergency over radio. Engineering had only one space suit, so there was no-body on vicinity to grab me out fast. Somehow I got some power in me and crawled to hatch. In a meantime, captain, medical and bunch of security were waiting just behind second hatch door. When I was in, chief remotely closed door and bunch of people immediately got me out on medical cart. I was dragged to operation table, barely able to speak. Station medical was equipped with state of the art healing pods, which stabilized many burns and damage on my body. But it could not save my arm and leg from being completely destroyed to the bone (apparently that's where electric arc went through). Medical decided to replace those limbs with robotic prosthetics. Inviting chief robotics, they did hard operation on me. I was alive and able to speak after all painkillers and other drugs. Before letting me out of medical, chief of robotics asked me, how do I like my new improved limbs. I've turned around and said "I've never asked for this". And went straight to the bar. I've refused to do any more jobs that round, spend it in bar drinking (on house) and kept company to visitors, retelling this story.

[@yesmam7958]

Idk her edit is amazing The detail, the search of image and sound and put it together, that's just wow

[@davidbass296]

Robot: "You have alot of water in you. I do not know what this means" is a typical robot thing to say.

[@Skrubs]

Ah, the last round I played I have given numerous traitors and even a changeling dread-inducing swirlie-swirlies in the toilets and have been appointed as a special swirlie-agent with exceptional access to station sectors, though because of my Elvis Presley accent I named it "swarhlie-swarhlie"

[@stringbones9360]

it's always up to the mundane jobs to clean up after sec. The amount of time's I've had to do their job as Head of Personnel is truly astounding.

[@Skalias]

classic HoP experience

[@apenasumcoalamagico8638]

I've seen a paramedic do secs job once I SAW CLOWNS DOING SEC JOB

[@SlightZoot]

I love the way you narrate your videos, the late night insomnia + (maybe a lil weed too) your soothing voice is like peanut butter to jelly, on a sammich. ❤️🤌🏼

[@lovestruck5346]

I absolutely love the tale of an engineer, first day on the job, barely able to engineer their way into a cup of coffee and a pizza, going on to be the station's greatest hero. Edge of my seat the whole time

[@squidwardshouse5431]

'I want no shenanigans today' Murphy's Law: And I took that personally.

[@joemetelesernesto]

1 history i had with this game is form 2 years ago 1 time i heard it form you and i was 12 i went to play and i clicked on a server without reading the description it was a low RP server and evryone was goofing aroun but i wanted ppl that take the game seriously then i went and scrlled on the server tag and found a server i read the desc and i only read 18+ 12 year old me tough "oh adullts are playing peapole must take this server seriously" i tought i regret that decision to this day

[@kionisua8564]

Its so strange to me how people wanna keep certain servers private (as like, not to share the name of it) but i guess i can respect that too. Fun story yo :D

[@tom-ov6mw]

Nurse’s voice nurses my soul

[@brianhenry152]

Holy hell, this was pure barking insanity and I loved every minute! Nice job saving the station. To quote Nanotrasen, your sacrifice is noted.

[@nomoreheros374]

At this point your the Isaac Clarke of this station

[@oi-cj1pz]

this could be a movie

[@LukSilva12]

Please do more videos like this one! I love this kind of video telling stories of this kind of game!

[@kenshy10]

Ok seriously that captain just set the bar for comedy so dang hight the clown might as well hang up his shoes and wig.

[@foxxy-3748]

Nurse becomes Gordon Freeman, except she actually stops the Resonance Cascade.

[@spongerobert]

You need to play more SS13! It's a bit daunting at first but it's so rewarding. I started out as a total noob fairly recently and I usually do crappy jobs or I just straight up tell people I suck at my job if I roll a real job. It's actually a mix of so many unique experiences, crazy fun. Every round I learn new things and every round I cone out of my shell a bit more.

[@melihyigiter]

I've been looking for a channel like this, great content mate

[@thermicline]

As someone who has played engi for a while, this is the best example of what first experiences are like for people who ignore the wiki and rules. Nurse truly exemplifies the spirit of new ss13 players.

[@zachb8012]

Nurse... You really are creating the finest SS13 content on the platform these days. You do you, girl.

[@CanadianToCat]

We truly do live in a space station. Great video, Nurse. Love this game maybe more than any other game, maybe only rivaled by The Blackout Club or Project Zomboid

[@sirons5353]

Its always fun watching Nurse wander into absolute chaos in SS13

[@crazyravon5426]

This video is comedy gold! I had no idea this game existed

[@overtale4516]

Engineer saved the entire goddamn ship. Sounds like a game I played except with aliens

[@vibewithjay1386]

Earned a sub today thank you for the wholesome content one of the best ss13 videos around to date

[@KaizarNike]

So far this is reminding me of my game yesterday. I just kinda ran around the place 12 times, had a mask on my face so got arrested, slipped by clown's megafun slip bomb, read a few books, ordered a gin and tonic. But I did learn the most important hotkey, b.

[@the-0-endless376]

Whats B do

[@theobamium2431]

The most important hotkey is F

[@thatguyinthecorner1533]

@@theobamium2431 Whats F do

[@milkforever]

@@thatguyinthecorner1533 The most important hotkey is Ctrl+R

[@tyleroser826]

So an average day on space station 13

[@Yamsneil]

I can not tel a lie . You are my favourite KZbinr right now

[@m1kanCS]

I'm actually french and i love your content, keep it up !

[@the-0-endless376]

Now THIS is the content I'm subbed for!

[@blockwart_]

I'm still waiting for a sequel for this horrifying (and fascinating) serial.

[@dingdongspaghetti]

"you need to save the station" the LAST thing you want to hear on your first day

[@attom3382]

Hey im from Brazil and i love your videos, please keep doing this amazing work!

[@Ribula1]

I like to imagine this was only your character's first day on the job 😂

[@BeeBait]

I just came back to play on goon after 3 years. I'm so OG the old og are mostly gone... but damn, it feels good to get robusted.

[@theravenking5930]

Florence nightingale on her first day aboard the NSS manta as an engineer she pulls Herculean feats heroism.

[@thekingofgreen1765]

should come back to this game

[@WyldSmile]

I absolutely love your voice!

[@farisfaikar_r]

It's nice to see you picking up the game again

[@TheeOK1]

All hail lord Singuloth. This reminds me of my first time.

[@KaizarNike]

Man that was some good work.

[@DANNY34432]

That ESCALLATED SO QUICKLY

[@adamfejes6995]

i subbed to you for more ss13 its funny to get a new players reaction to the game, but you probably gotten better at the game by now

[@YismirGoldFingers]

Can't wait to see the next episode especially since it premieres in 23 minutes😀

[@pitivan3895]

Seeing someone discover SS13 is always fun, can't wait for next episode

[@revodrol6136]

just don`t tell that singularity out of control and flood of the station might be her fault coz she didnt do own job

[@ashival6310]

thank god ur making content again !! missed the vids

[@fujineetomori]

Meanwhile me hacking doors to steal biological and mechanical weapons of mass destruction (for fun) is rendered helpless against a chef because I tried stealing his food

[@reeceyb505]

I played SS13 a few years ago, like, maybe 3 years. Only for a couple months, so confusing, yet really loved that their was always something happening. Like, a bartender gave me a drink that set my insides on fire

[@aurilio5633]

omgg im so happy that you played SS13 again! Im new here but I love your way of narrating the silly things! Hmm I may even subscribe

[@timothymclean]

8:40: Unorthodox, but you can't argue with results.

[@thedoc7184]

This was an experience to witness.

[@jpabe9321]

This game is like a fever dream.

[@contrary845]

This is the funniest thing I’ve watched all day.

[@Juwce_86]

Excellent music choice, metal slug 3 end boss music for an absolutely epic edit.

[@hl_scientist1964]

That guy asking how to build a pipe frame was trying to make a "zipgun"

[@sgn8993]

I can already picture nurse on tg, having somehow acquired his grace and robusting through a whole blood cult with it

[@wasntwas]

Truely a click spaceman moment.

[@nicerice9689]

This was fucking hilarious 😂, please do more of this nurse 🙏

[@federalcasemaker]

I like how confused you shot the rocket launcher

[@lurkenvoncurken518]

Went from Star Citizen to Doom in like 5 minutes

[@BinaryJoe]

I just played this for the last 2 hours and I'm almost as lost as I was when I started. I went through a Vampire take over of the station and I didn't even know it was going on until half the station floor was torn apart by the ghost of someone trapped in a robot, because I couldn't figure out how to gene splice things. I think I'ma just play saboteur from now on.

[@300lbsNick]

Tex recommended ya, and he was not wrong. You do funny shit. Good job