I lost it at "I CAN SMELL YOUR ASS! I'M COMING FOR YOU!" Imagine being at a park minding your own business and then suddenly having this scrawny barbarian running at you and screaming this, that's terrifying
@trod1465 жыл бұрын
Yeah imagine.. But it would never happen because when people make videos doing things like that in public they never record it when people are around. They always make sure not to embarrass themselves.
@mythmaker265 жыл бұрын
Cowards.
@davidstratton6964 жыл бұрын
Timothy Trex3 Fuck that, I wouldn’t give a shit what people would think. I shall be weird if I shall choose to be weird 😂.
@aquamarinerose54054 жыл бұрын
6:46 in case yall wanted to know
@RustyPawz4 жыл бұрын
It killed me
@thebadshave5034 жыл бұрын
When I ran a gnome barbarian my justification was that she literally fell into a badger den and spent so long strangling badgers, she became one with them on a spiritual level. Also the rabies.
@Dualbladedscorpion77374 жыл бұрын
So basically she's either a "honey badger barbarian" or she's the "woverine".
@pupp3tStudios4 жыл бұрын
That is way too cute!!
@Not_An_EV4 жыл бұрын
I had a friend who once played a human barbarian who was a rather fine gentleman who cared about manners and etiquette and stuff like that. What people didn't know was he was actually the result of an experiment as a child and trained to be a savage brute until he was rescued by some people and put in the care of a noblewoman where he eventually trained to run her house hence his proper etiquette and decent intelligence. He would only rage when someone insulted someone he cared about or tried to attack them and when he took damage or someone got rough with him. It was such an interesting character to see played all prim and proper one second then ripping through his shirt to look like Alexander Armstrong the next and pummeling a guys head in so hard it was like that scene from GoT.
@ThePoshestEgg5 жыл бұрын
Metal dice for when ya gotta knock out a player that is on the other side of the table.
@tahunuva42545 жыл бұрын
I have a couple of metal sets - I highly recommend them. They have such a fantastic weight to them, it's a completely different rolling experience. Just bring a rolling mat/box. They can destroy tables.
@2MeterLP5 жыл бұрын
I have to roll on a mousepad because the d20 is so heavy it actually dents the table otherwise.
@CHA0SM3T30R5 жыл бұрын
or you could use them as improvised caltrops
@tahunuva42545 жыл бұрын
@@CHA0SM3T30R that too 🔺
@hippiehippo90305 жыл бұрын
Put a few days in a large Crown Royal bag and you have a decent blackjack.
@jetpizzashere12285 жыл бұрын
Runesmith: I’m so angry at barbarians that I become one *RAGEFUL PROBLEMS REQUIRE RAGEFUL SOLUTIONS*
@tenacityxl5 жыл бұрын
Ah a man/woman/any of culture!
@lsedge72805 жыл бұрын
@@tenacityxl Correction, a person of unculture!
@1145223bena5 жыл бұрын
Badger jokes
@slim74064 жыл бұрын
So I’ve been talking with the next campaign’s DM and I was trying to make something very close to Beorn from the Hobbit. Obviously not as powerful early on, but after a while the character would be very powerful. The thing is the only “skin changers” we know of are were-bears, so he proposed that. I myself like the idea of using those stats and that build but I don’t like the idea of looking like a were-bear since I myself think they look dumb and strange. Do you know of any other ways to skin change that would still have the true raw power of a bear? The campaign he is DMing he is going to have us start at lvl 3.
@flarenite10045 жыл бұрын
1:12 enoying a lovely morning walk only to see logan smash a tv and scream "I hate barbarians", "I dont understand any of this" or "I can smell your ass, Im coming for you!!" just Improves the mood
@Runesmith5 жыл бұрын
My older brother literally showed up to have a picnic with his lady when i was setting up the tv shot. Was very confusing for both of us.
@flarenite10045 жыл бұрын
Runesmith It definitely sounds like a moment to add to a family scrapbook
@DuonDRaven5 жыл бұрын
@@Runesmith lmao
@cbohnstedt44775 жыл бұрын
I want you to LEARN!
@danielferguson59714 жыл бұрын
LEARN THINGS
@vodamiinurl13375 жыл бұрын
Pangolin totem warrior: Eat smol things Additional armor Long tongue
@FFKonoko5 жыл бұрын
So..bear resistance, wolf hunting, wolf tug down? Checks out.
@StarkMaximum5 жыл бұрын
Anyone who spreads the good word of pangolins is a friend of mine.
@brosephnoonan2235 жыл бұрын
loong toong
@theman64225 жыл бұрын
So...I become chameleos?
@trod1465 жыл бұрын
You forgot the bonus to AC from cuteness factor
@isaacschmitt48035 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine what the locals see when you're filming outside. . . lol
@brammmster3 жыл бұрын
Daddy who is that weird man? That’s our neighbour Logan. Well why is he doing that? He’s a KZbinr son, a KZbinr
@OrganicAlchemy3 жыл бұрын
"I DONT UDNERSTAND ANY OF THIS! STOP GROWING PLANTS!"
@Lukos00365 жыл бұрын
A barbarian screaming "Learn things!" seems...contradictory.
@aerothelich20235 жыл бұрын
the Wizard told him to
@forgottengamer32035 жыл бұрын
What do ya mean? He's just motivating the rest of the party from outside the Library he was just kicked out of for being too loud.
@OmegaEGGY5 жыл бұрын
*[Laughs in high wis/int Barbarian]*
@mr_big_m505 жыл бұрын
My 19 int is mad
@necrolord99085 жыл бұрын
The way I see it,barbarians simply must live life to the fullest,I think it also explains why barbarians can't be of Lawful alignment,the barbarian spirit is expressive and doesn't really lend itself well to rules,structure,regulations(Lawful),although a barbarian can be honorable and dignified. Yeah,they may not really hit the books that hard,but they're fun to have around in a campaign,eh?
@XPtoLevel35 жыл бұрын
welcome my boy, to hating every class. You may assume it to be one, but a whole series later and you'll realize that all of them are broken.
@cfed955 жыл бұрын
if all of them are broken, are any of them actually broken?
@unknownentityenthusiast67655 жыл бұрын
chris federighi It’s the syndrome syndrome. If everyone’s super, no one is.
@yuries195 жыл бұрын
except bard lol
@paulroig4694 жыл бұрын
@@unknownentityenthusiast6765 Dang it! You beat me to it! Well done, chap lad!
@NothingXemnas4 жыл бұрын
Except Ranger. Poor class was called shit in the early days of Unearthed Arcana, so much so it was the very first Revised class.
@natalie89865 жыл бұрын
“One of the two classes that will make your dm have an aneurism” My party has a cleric, a barbarian, a bard, a sun soul monk whose player used to be a rogue until she tried to tank a modified spectator, and a dual-wielding pirate fighter who pronounces scimitars like skimitars.
@thepopulargirl17843 жыл бұрын
Duh, that's the right way to pronounce it. Smh
@brucemaximus37975 жыл бұрын
"Strongbois can move silently while tracking you down or barrel through the woods at 100 miles per hour with their eyes locked on your tracks." Holy God and Baby Jesus, that is the most terrifying description of that ability ever conceived.
@CL305 жыл бұрын
Improved bearmen no longer have back pain?! Where can I sign up for that irl
@tearable20s955 жыл бұрын
You just have to get really mad and boom like that its gone
@CL305 жыл бұрын
@@tearable20s95 I guess those anger management classes I took are really working against me. Who would have thought?
@phylippezimmermannpaquin20625 жыл бұрын
The gym:P
@ashertheprophet96015 жыл бұрын
Be Russian
@zedXVII5 жыл бұрын
Does that make it the Bayer Totem?
@thelonespacemarine52115 жыл бұрын
Lol so everything at easy dice is sold out womp womp
@jackielinde75685 жыл бұрын
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. How am I supposed to refill my crap dice collection I use for the players that "forget" to bring their own dice?
@toadoncoke74525 жыл бұрын
their still sold out :(
@Kelgoroad5 жыл бұрын
@Iron Fire 3 hours
@socalacura13385 жыл бұрын
They got some stock still rn
@sblinder19785 жыл бұрын
That's one effective advertiser!
@jennifercavenee75725 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite characters was a Halfling Barbarian with a badger (bear) totem. Because badgers are basically bears but, you know, smol and live in holes in the ground.
@rompevuevitos2225 жыл бұрын
Badgers are like raging stones made out of poisonous daggers You ain't beating one without a gun Honestly, they are better than bears for the totem archetype
@BouncingTribbles5 жыл бұрын
Lol, a halfling who can pick up a human and throw him across the yard? Yes please
@BouncingTribbles5 жыл бұрын
You could use a heavy weapon too. Sure you have disadvantage most of the time... but not when you're raging
@BouncingTribbles5 жыл бұрын
A halfling with a great axe who can suplex an orc. I think I have my next character
@jennifercavenee75725 жыл бұрын
@@BouncingTribbles Remember, everyone's shorter than you when they're prone.
@robinscompass59515 жыл бұрын
Y’know, I have fond memories of playing dnd for the first time, and at level 4 sprinting across the battlefield, hitting for way too much damage, and then disengaging and hiding behind our 20 ac paladin, who was also level 4. Good times.
@thehorse53074 жыл бұрын
I remember my first character was a paladin. My entire objective during the game was just to increase my AC to ridiculous levels. Using a combination of shield of faith, an actual shield, took the feat that gives +1 AC while wearing armour (much better feats out there in hindsight, especially for higher levels but at the time I was committed) and topped it off with plate armour. At Level 5 I had a max AC of 23. My main tactic in pretty much any battle would literally consist of me running headfirst into the first group of enemies after casting shield of faith and aggroing them with our Barb following suit. Our ranged guys would then go ham without ever having to worry about taking a single speck of damage. Unfortunately I learned very quickly that AC doesn't mean shit at higher levels when you've got an abundance of Spellcasters and magic related attacks that ignore AC. Still pretty damn fun to watch the DM planning my terrible demise at early levels whilst I basically stood there begging every enemy to hit me.
@MrJJLand5 жыл бұрын
Metal Dice: The best way to break your tabletop and the opposing players face
@maxvogt35154 жыл бұрын
“Add 1d4 damage... as in grab your metal d4 and attack them with it
@jeepersmcgee34664 жыл бұрын
Dice trays?
@djsalad57524 жыл бұрын
Metal d4’s are effective caltrops
@goedapoe38004 жыл бұрын
Mmmm tasty
@cringeworthy71084 жыл бұрын
Literally have broke a set of dice with metal dice
@noahragsdale1245 жыл бұрын
"Oh look honey that crazy man is in the park again" "Don't look at him Delores" In the distance: I CAN SMELL YOUR ASS
@danniemiesse46435 жыл бұрын
As sincere as those ending clips were, I feel they were probably like 60% motivated by wanting to show of the awesome costume for longer than the 30 seconds it got in the rest of the video
@Bluecho45 жыл бұрын
7:11 "You aren't limited to a tribal background." Thank you. So often, people take "Barbarian" to mean you can only come from a tribal culture. In truth, "Barbarian" in this context just means you're good at violence and anger. You could be a Soldier belonging to the most advanced empire in the setting, an Acolyte who went to a monastery to try to master your rage, a Noble on the run for your bad temper, a Guild Artisan of sedentary disposition who occasionally gets possessed by the ghosts of your warlike ancestors, or a jacked Sage whose penchant for violence is tempered by an analytical mind. Even your Rage is flexible in how its flavored. You might enter a battle trance, or allow an animal or ancestral spirit ride you.
@dragonheart12364 жыл бұрын
You could play a serial killer who's "rage" is an intense state of focus.
@rileysimpson65364 жыл бұрын
@@dragonheart1236 you could play as a recovering alcoholic, struggling to deal with their irritation
@dragonheart12364 жыл бұрын
@@rileysimpson6536 also good
@xxsdelphia4 жыл бұрын
one of my barbarians is an elf that looks like sailor moon, and when she rages she just does a magical girl transformation sequence. when you go batshit with character design you never go back.
@pupp3tStudios4 жыл бұрын
@@xxsdelphia My babe plays a Moon Elf Barbarian, Totem Warrior flavor. As a homebrew mechanic, she Sailor-Moon becomes her Totem Animal. ...probably should have nerfed it, tho.
@calebkopp76365 жыл бұрын
"Becoming one of the two classes that give your dungeon master an aneurism" You spelt 'Monk' wrong.
@bryantdodd74745 жыл бұрын
as i a GM i agree had a game with two monks that murced every spell boy i ever had
@persephoneklein4 жыл бұрын
And "Divination wizard"
@MinecraftMaster78284 жыл бұрын
In xanathar's guide their is a invocation for pact of the the chain where when your familiar is within 100 feet of you all dice used to heal you are maxed and one familiar you can get is an imp which can turn invisible and for healing just take pact of the celestial (which can get revivify)
@meganobgutzkraka23985 жыл бұрын
"I dont like barbarian" ....and Urzum no like talky man either, but still want thank talky for talky lot about gud killerz
@LittleMissGuillotine5 жыл бұрын
Rage doesn't actually have to be anger tho. Its just any kind of emotional mental state that takes your focus
@Awes0m3n3s54 жыл бұрын
I respect this, but I feel like it should be an expressive emotion. Silent focused raging seems hella edgy
@voidstrider8014 жыл бұрын
@@Awes0m3n3s5 Rage can be as an inferno consuming a forest, or like the deep ocean, cold and silent.
@tiredweeb31454 жыл бұрын
So I can cry and beat the shit out everyone sick
@StonegazeSteam4 жыл бұрын
@@tiredweeb3145 I'd call that a bawwbarian.
@sarahmellinger81254 жыл бұрын
Says your rouge/barbarian multiclass
@Seoul_Soldier5 жыл бұрын
So I just started raging...
@hippiehippo90305 жыл бұрын
Path of the Zealot: and he didnt stop raging.
@SirDankleberry4 жыл бұрын
When I came to my senses there was just a puddle of blood.
@jarrodwalker90994 жыл бұрын
And a spell scroll of remove disease.
@Nightmare_vZ5 жыл бұрын
When he said "I only have an ocarina, I felt that." Ocarina gang forever
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46064 жыл бұрын
I don't tell the D.M., "I rage", I look at the dm, With cold, calculated eyes that slowly fill with otherworldly amounts of wrath, and in my cross-canyon-conversation voice, shout *_"RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!!!!"_* like I'm an actor's portrayal of Toph getting a better look at you. I think that gets the message across.
@flarenite10045 жыл бұрын
1:23 *Gets sad in poor DnD player noisesf
@Victriona4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t like barbarian” All barbarian players: “It’s treason, then.”
@jeefberky91015 жыл бұрын
6:46 getting strong Borderlands raider vibes from this
@KitKatWiffleBallBat5 жыл бұрын
I mean...now I can't unsee that.
@hippiehippo90305 жыл бұрын
Morgan Freeman voice: I can smell you...
@anthonynorman75455 жыл бұрын
Sooooo true 💯
@loot55325 жыл бұрын
He even has a similar cadence. All it needs is volume, and slight desperation and it's perfect Lol
@biohazard7244 жыл бұрын
And then he throws some bullshit purple rarity grenade at your cover while 6 psychos come barreling at you
@thomasgeise57455 жыл бұрын
As usual an awesome and hilarious video. I feel the need to share this, though: as a long time player of casting classes, I opted for a change and have been tanking as a mountain dwarf ancestral guardian barb for almost a year and a half now, and it's been a blast!
@Kaligraphy225 жыл бұрын
3:54 most creative vicious mockery I've heard in a while lol
@SZRLM5 жыл бұрын
This video feels like the sort of shit my friends and I did in high school for projects. I love it!
@tsgreg15 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: CRT TV's contains toxic levels of mercury.
@trod1465 жыл бұрын
It's hilariously sad how badly he fucked up trying to be a "not terrible person" lmao..
@Doomroar5 жыл бұрын
Well he did told us on the video that he was a dumb barbarian.
@trod1465 жыл бұрын
@@Prime_Logos bro... wtf.. maybe work on your storytelling. Tl;dr Trim it down.
@roxieh.c40535 жыл бұрын
@@Prime_Logos too longe didn't read: Dude bought tvs from a college and died from Mercury poisoning from all the tvs in his tub
@crackedlogic89075 жыл бұрын
I just love how he uses TF2 sound bites out of the blue randomly, its great
@shandaniel29995 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early the Tarrasque was actually threatening to Lv20 characters.
@paulroig4694 жыл бұрын
What version of D&D was it?
@noukan424 жыл бұрын
@@paulroig469 i think no one actually. Mayyyybe AD&D, but it does not seems too scary, but then, my ecperience whit AD&D begin and end whit Baldur Gate
@InquisitorThomas5 жыл бұрын
You forgot the Tiger and Elk Totem from SCAG.
@brucemaximus37975 жыл бұрын
You wanna talk about getting a move on? Elk barbarian's comin for ya, and he don't get tired.
@s.colins20505 жыл бұрын
Yep. My player just rolled up a Shifter Tiger Barb with Eberron having come out, and its fucking terrifying trying to deal with him fuckin pouncing on enemies. Literally any other option of the totem would be workable, but because Unarmed Defense encourages one to pump the shit out of dex, he's horrifically sneaky. Dude didn't even go the tribal background purely to go for a bg that gave him stealth.
@markusnavergard23875 жыл бұрын
Honey Badger and T.rex totems
@brucemaximus37975 жыл бұрын
@@markusnavergard2387 I think the Bear *IS* a honey badger, to be honest.
@recino25 жыл бұрын
Me: Haha, maybe I should roll Barbarian next campaign. Could be fun being the big attacker for a change. This video: Don'tMe: >:( I'll do it for no other reason than to spite you now
@davidmathieson86615 жыл бұрын
You dont even need to be the big attacker as a barbarian, go high Dex high Con bear totem dwarf (mountain or hill) and you will take next to no damage...when you get hit that is, my barbarian is level 8 and has 20 AC and 99 hp while being naked Edit: level 7
@trod1465 жыл бұрын
If you're gonna use unoriginal comment memes at least use them correctly..
@dank_smirk2ndchannel2003 жыл бұрын
How to be a passenger jet for the party in d&d (or how to give the DM an aneurysm): Flight speed: > be an Aaracokra > be a Barbarian > be a Totem Warrior > for totems eagle at 3rd, and Bear at 6th > after 6th, multiclass into monk for the ther 14 levels > pick the Moblie feat > Aaracokra have a base flying speed of 50 ft > fast movement increases your speed by 10 ft when not wearing armour > Mobile feat increases movement speed by 10 ft > 14 levels in unarmoured movement increases your speed by 25 ft > the eagle totem let’s you dash as a bonus action while raging > step of the wind let’s you do this outside of raging for 1 ki point > your speed is 95 ft > dashing let’s you add your movement speed for the dash > since you can dash as an action or bonus action, this means that you can effectively fly [(95 + 95) x 2] = 380 ft per turn. Carrying capacity (carrying capacity (in pounds) is your strength score multiplied by 15. For each size category above Medium, double the creature’s carrying capacity and the amount it can push, drag, or lift): > Your max strength is 20 > the bear totem at 6th doubles your carrying capacity > being large doubles that > either buy, craft, or get someone else to craft a potion of growth just before you fly. > your carrying capacity is [(20 x 15) x 2] = 600 pounds normally > your carrying capacity is (600 x 2) = 1,200 pounds while under the effects of the potion of growth > the average human (a good basis for medium creatures in general) in d&d weighs around 165 pounds. > you can carry 3 humans easily with strength to spare normally > you can carry 7 humans easily with strength to spare under the potion of growth's effects Tldr: while under the effects of a potion of giant growth you can easily carry a party of 7 while flying at 380 ft per turn. Mounts are done for.
@alexbarlow40535 жыл бұрын
Dude, you have no idea how much I appreciate your videos. You somehow manage to make them educational, yet funny has hell, interesting to learn about and well edited and succinct. Seriously good job man, keep up the amazing quality videos :)
@josuedelgado13585 жыл бұрын
dude, you channel is helping me to get into d&d, realy thanks, i apreciate your content
@realninja015 жыл бұрын
Josue Delgado don’t let his bias dictate what you play though, a biased DM is a bad one. play what feels fun.
@rompevuevitos2225 жыл бұрын
@@realninja01 Honestly, the reason why i feel his content helps so much is because he focuses more on how it feels instead of the factual mechanics, it's hard to RP when the only thing you get is a "knock someone down while attacking", sure, the idea is that you flavor it yourself, but for someone new it may not be easy
@anonymoususer188 Жыл бұрын
You just might be the only person who can make me laugh while hating on my favorite D&D subclass. I love taking totem warrior bear at third level and then being neigh unkillable because the DM won't actually throw anything that could kill a totem bear barbarian at a party for fear of completely wrecking everyone else instantly.
@JadedWarlock5 жыл бұрын
He's so angry, the strength of his shouts alone allow him to fly.
@JadedWarlock3 жыл бұрын
@person person exactly like Godzilla
@ShurikenSean5 жыл бұрын
6:30 you can fly!? Samurai Jack: No. Jump good!
@pipw11785 жыл бұрын
Screaming at the ground to fly
@Yabuturtle3 жыл бұрын
Good vid, although I still like Barbarians even if they can sometimes be pretty overpowered. Totem Warriors are one of many subclasses. • Path of the Ancestral Guardian • Path of the Battlerager • Path of the Beast • Path of the Berserker • Path of the Storm Herald • Path of the Totem Warrior • Path of Wild Magic • Path of the Zealot Would love for you to talk about the others, especially the Wild Magic Barbarian.
@CoolerGuy1215 жыл бұрын
"If you can't do that last one you are a barbarian." I cried.
@TiroDvD4 жыл бұрын
"Too tall for green screens". I don't have green screens, but in general photography. I feel your pain.
@jackielinde75685 жыл бұрын
So, Runesmith, I can't play a rock gnome barbarian girl with a background in performance, so I could have a 2 foot tall pipsqueak with a 4 foot tall, double headed battle axe that wears ballerina shoes and a tutu and does "The Dance of Death and Decapitation" with glee?
@95spades4 жыл бұрын
Man, filming that in a local park... Thanks for all the dignity you sacrifice for us man, you're a true hero
@ulthii5 жыл бұрын
"I don't like barbarian" unsubbed, axe man best class
@warface48815 жыл бұрын
BARBARIANS FOR LIFE YO!
@ImmaDBZvillan5 жыл бұрын
Bottom tier class, sorry not sorry Edit: fuck, I keep forgetting about Ranger
@p00tis5 жыл бұрын
@@ImmaDBZvillan Still, my squishy spell casting party members hate when I miss a session, who else are they gonna hide behind other than the shitless glowing zealot Barb with an axe and a dream?
@warface48815 жыл бұрын
@@ImmaDBZvillan bottom tier? Like not powerful or strong?
@etho73515 жыл бұрын
Zeolite Barbarian working with a Necromancer is unstoppable. If you multi class those right you're basically unkillable.
@thefilodough80665 жыл бұрын
This is like one of the first times I'm actually super interested in the sponsor and then I clicked on the link to find everything I wanted was sold out. ;-;
@lukemartinserrano47655 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, my dad was still here
@John-doe9555 жыл бұрын
Luke Martin Serrano feels bad man.
@eveescastle58665 жыл бұрын
On the plus side you can now channel his power to defeat your foes.
@woodslore85375 жыл бұрын
Is he the squirrel mentioned in the video?
@CrashWeezerman5 жыл бұрын
...son?
@HuevoBendito5 жыл бұрын
God, I I visibly shook when you smashed that CRT. I know Melee players that would pay good money for it.
@theman64225 жыл бұрын
5:18 “Stronger imaginary friends” Bro that last segment, you just explained Hey Ya! To me WHY DOES THE BARBARIANS TURN INTO JOJO CHARACTERS
@sorencrawford64803 жыл бұрын
At 1:29 I was like "yeah levels mhm" and looked at the screen and it looked like the difficulty setting in one of the south park games where the darker your skin is the harder the difficulty and I was appalled and laughed for a good bit
@fritzious7375 жыл бұрын
Psychonauts references get me everytime
@davidmacko63094 жыл бұрын
I imagine the eagle barb saying im activating creative mode and fly like a gmod character that has noclip
@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs5 жыл бұрын
Totem of The Penguin to grant us that sweet sweet Fus Roh Noot.
@the_kraken65494 жыл бұрын
As a friend of mine once said “Barbarians should become immortal at level 20... Because of unending RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!! and then get heart disease.. from unending RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
@Amy_the_Lizard4 жыл бұрын
"You have 35 hit points at level 3?" Me: Remembers Kobald Warlock with 33 hit points at level 3. (38 after casting Armor of Agathys.) She was an absolute tank, and would have made a great meat shield had she been larger... :D
@areafire15 жыл бұрын
1:50 There's a reason we joke at our sessions that the DM is trying to take out the two druids. It's cause its not a joke. But like, Healing Spirit for life! To all players playing druids who just want to give a big middle finger to death, Healing Spirit is a must. At least until your DM nurfs that op shit. Until then, heal like a boss while dog piling your friends cause that's like 10 rounds of some d6 healing for all your good pals while a spectral Bethesda moose gives you them good vibes.
@Cekseiro5 жыл бұрын
Them and monks seem to get the most aggro, online. IDK where he got the idea Barbarians topped monks on that list. Actually, no. Warlocks are up there, too, even if not for a good reason (them being able to scout for some reason REALLY ticks off more DMs than it should).
@areafire15 жыл бұрын
@@Cekseiro to be fair to him, our barbarian paladin hybrid child just tanks though just about every encounter, smashing things down in a few combat rounds while the rest of us are dealing with the adds. Us druids are just like her back up dancers, keeping everyone else alive, but otherwise just kinda there while the MC smacks down some sick beats
@Cekseiro5 жыл бұрын
@@areafire1 I imagine the biggest headache would be trying to DM for a wild magic sorc, or *literally any necromancer.*
@areafire15 жыл бұрын
@@Cekseiro lol yeah. Wild magic fuckin crazy. I ran a game with a wild magic sorc and in the last scene of the game, rolled for 10 damning wild magic effects. If it wasn't a town of the dead, the party would have killed so many people
@Cekseiro5 жыл бұрын
@@areafire1 It's not even *good,* so much as annoying, and usually for almost everyone involved (of course, there's exceptions, but you really don't see anyone singing the subclass's praises). It's basically "lol RANDOM: the class!" It might genuinely be one of the only subclasses so broken I'd disallow for my own players' good (mind you, I'd probably let somebody play a literal dragon if they had a good enough concept. Albeit not with MM stats.). Mostly because I'm not bailing them out of bad rolls they brought upon themselves, and even if there's literally trillions of them, you can't just have a god come down every time the party dies to a single player's bad luck to roll a fireball while clumped up.
@cj64985 жыл бұрын
Runesmith: Throws taki bag into river Twitter: RUNESMITH IS CANCELLED
@geralfcecani38415 жыл бұрын
Which video was that?
@Neutral_Tired4 жыл бұрын
Idea, instead of bear, honey badger, those things are practically bullet proof
@dilophosaurussk43334 жыл бұрын
6:51 *PTSD INTENSIFIES*
@marcusblacknell-andrews17833 жыл бұрын
I plan to multiclass this with a Moon Druid.
@azuresiren90525 жыл бұрын
0:59 man that's a really long finger, must be handy :)
@donny_hellfire2573 жыл бұрын
those end come moments about not having to be a tribal warrior, my dad did something along to that. His thought process was this "These guys are usually seasoned warriors, if they are still alive after fighting as long as people usually say they have, then they shouldn't be stupid." And he came up with this guy that when raging, did not fly into a blind rage. He roleplayed it such that when he raged, he began to see the world around him and the things in it as things to use against the enemy, often doing complex actions in his turn rather than attacking. It was a really cool character and I'd love to see it come back.
@isaaceshleman28335 жыл бұрын
Imagine clicking on a video and, for no other reason than it just having been uploaded, leaving a comment before watching the darn thing.
@nonamesecho83814 жыл бұрын
Dude you just saved me lmao. I recently lost my old lucky d20, so now im just gonna order a bulk set of d20s. Thank you XD
@alexandrefigs5 жыл бұрын
0:59 damn that's a long finger
@Cekseiro5 жыл бұрын
Chill Touch, my friend. Chill Touch.
@jpmalandro35 жыл бұрын
Love the video! Especially the outtakes/extras at the end. Looking forward to the next subclasses!
@hollythame53235 жыл бұрын
*flexes on monsters with ancestral guardians*
@brosephnoonan2235 жыл бұрын
Imagine only being able to lock down *one* monster. _this post was made by Cavalier Gang_
@JayfroC5 жыл бұрын
Ancestral Guardian is so dope. It's the subclass I chose for my barbarian; and while it may lack in firepower, it more than makes up for it in the cool factor.
@SullenFrog5 жыл бұрын
I've been playing an Ancestral Guardian barbarian for years and I love it. No force can harm anyone standing behind the wall of ghostly muscle that is my half-orc's great grandfather.
@ThePadsta1084 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, that advice you gave towards the end, I did unintentionally with my very first barb.. He was an ex-gladiator toem warrior who used the animals he had killed in the arena as totems, and since it was a desert-based campaign, that meant that I turned the bear into a basilisk, etc.. Was really fun to do, and I made it so that the "tokens" you have were more like armour pieces he'd made out of the bones of the animals. He had a basilisk skull on his shoulder, it was pretty rad.
@coldflamelive18295 жыл бұрын
If he's going through the main subclasses, I can't wait for the wild magic sorcerer
@squeethemog2135 жыл бұрын
Dude your skits were really funny. I hope you do more of them in the future. Thanks for an awesomely educational and fun video :D
@jackbellinger12165 жыл бұрын
Yay, my day is saved
@lunaristhomsen69415 жыл бұрын
Y'all know the SCAG gave this subclass 2 more totems right? Elks and Tigers. being a elk makes you super fast at low levels and at level 6 the rest of your party gets faster, then when you're super strong you get to just trample people like a coupon shopper on black friday. Tigers let you jump farther because who doesn't want to gain an extra 10 foot distance and 3 foot height on jumps, when you level you gain proficiency that cats have (not garfield though because he's too fat) and finally when you're super strong you can run up and slap your enemy with your axe as a bonus action and then just wail on them as normal.
@nathanielsteward22215 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, aboleths ruled the earth
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46065 жыл бұрын
Why is that in past tense? Humans still mostly live by the oceans, yeah? Ever ask why?
@DrMDHyde5 жыл бұрын
Luke Keyser Because there’s to many of us not to?
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46065 жыл бұрын
@@DrMDHyde there isn't. I'm implying that Aboleths STILL rule the earth, manipulating from behind shadowy organizations and hundreds of levels "Don't mess with that guy" power, through hundreds of thousands of red herrings and more ways than one to control the entire population, keeping population density close to the coasts for secure control.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46065 жыл бұрын
It's a fascinatingly scary theory.
@moodook40405 жыл бұрын
Definitely know what I'm rolling next. Thanks.
@Scourge7285 жыл бұрын
Watching Logan clean up broken glass with his bare hands hurt me on every level
@immortuipraebibo9105 жыл бұрын
I really love the bloopers of Logan just doing his thing and the awkwardness/anxiety just grips him out of nowhere. It's SO relatable, the sudden tiredness too. Especially to having to DM/RP(a character) in any kind of public, non-isolated scenario.
@monicavix60365 жыл бұрын
Yay, just in time for me to make my furry Barbari-ficer
@willmena965 жыл бұрын
200k subscribers!! Congrats & thank you for all the amazing content
@FeatherSword4465 жыл бұрын
Someone unaware of the internet would think you're high whenever your reccording.
@bmin-vt Жыл бұрын
So cool, well done on the fakie flip! I am a massive Johnny Giger fan. Well done on the wonderful year.
@RodrigoTakehara5 жыл бұрын
Wise totem warrior says: "Stay in school, kids"
@shitpostirl19734 жыл бұрын
I really like these jokingly shade comments they make at eachother it really shows the community how great all these creators are and how they support eachother
@aubreyackermann84324 жыл бұрын
Sorry to tell you, but you can't throw a tube screen in the trash, you just let heavy metals like Mercury into the environment... you just did it again.
@ShepardRockstar5 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. Please never stop!
@NoManLP5 жыл бұрын
I love you. I hope you have an amazing day after reading this.
@wutangfury92835 жыл бұрын
Magic dominates the game give barbarians a break
@Im-No-body5 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early....you know what I've never been this early
@binolombardi5 жыл бұрын
The resistance from rage is more effective than 2x hitpoints. odd damage rolls are rounded down after resistance. This can have a pronounced effect between monster types. A lot of creatures tend to either do one strong attack or multiattack for about the same damage from multiple hits. The multiattack creatures damage output can be substantially reduced depending on odd rolls.
@ScaryPoke5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for shaving your cheeks Logan, thats all we could ask for
@noble58565 жыл бұрын
Wow i’m usually a warlock or rogue but I’m playing my first barbarian tomorrow and we made our characters yesterday. I am a 6 year old dragonborn who has strength 17 dex 18 and con 18, it was the best rolls I’ve ever had. I can’t wait to terrorize my dm
@lafafaear5 жыл бұрын
I require shelkles
@roboticjanitor33325 жыл бұрын
Im not sure about most people, but how rp I barbarians is to combine thor from thor ragnarock and aquaman from batman the brave and the bold, then make that wombo combo go super saiyan whilst blasting the dung defender's theme from hollow knight at max volume as i heroically carry our injured halfling rogue on my centaur back out of a burning building that said rogue may or may not be responsible for setting on fire. This has never actually happened because i live in the middle of nowhere so games are rare, but it's on my bucket list.
@blazedehart27483 жыл бұрын
Bro. This was legit the best KZbin ad I’ve ever seen. Nice job.
@danjones90823 жыл бұрын
The word totem is from Ojibwe, but totem poles are from Tlingit, Nuu-Cha-Nuulth aka nootka, and other neighboring tribes in that area in modern American northwest/Canadian southwest
@derpfluidvariant09164 жыл бұрын
I wanted to make a barbarian that was turned into a mind flayer, but through sheer stupidity and chadness, was still mostly normal but with psionic powers( multiclass of your choice) but we needed a wizard and we apparently had three other Martial classes. I hope someone else can use the killithid to its potential.
@MukuonChannel5 жыл бұрын
Metal Dice: When your DM forbids you for bringing a fragmentation grenade.