Basically Totem Warriors

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Runesmith

Runesmith

4 жыл бұрын

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@XPtoLevel3
@XPtoLevel3 4 жыл бұрын
welcome my boy, to hating every class. You may assume it to be one, but a whole series later and you'll realize that all of them are broken.
@cfed95
@cfed95 4 жыл бұрын
if all of them are broken, are any of them actually broken?
@unknownentityenthusiast6765
@unknownentityenthusiast6765 4 жыл бұрын
chris federighi It’s the syndrome syndrome. If everyone’s super, no one is.
@yuries19
@yuries19 4 жыл бұрын
except bard lol
@paulroig469
@paulroig469 4 жыл бұрын
@@unknownentityenthusiast6765 Dang it! You beat me to it! Well done, chap lad!
@NothingXemnas
@NothingXemnas 4 жыл бұрын
Except Ranger. Poor class was called shit in the early days of Unearthed Arcana, so much so it was the very first Revised class.
@PikachuFragger
@PikachuFragger 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "I CAN SMELL YOUR ASS! I'M COMING FOR YOU!" Imagine being at a park minding your own business and then suddenly having this scrawny barbarian running at you and screaming this, that's terrifying
@trod146
@trod146 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah imagine.. But it would never happen because when people make videos doing things like that in public they never record it when people are around. They always make sure not to embarrass themselves.
@ethanharrison3237
@ethanharrison3237 4 жыл бұрын
Cowards.
@davidstratton696
@davidstratton696 4 жыл бұрын
Timothy Trex3 Fuck that, I wouldn’t give a shit what people would think. I shall be weird if I shall choose to be weird 😂.
@aquamarinerose5405
@aquamarinerose5405 4 жыл бұрын
6:46 in case yall wanted to know
@RustyPawz
@RustyPawz 4 жыл бұрын
It killed me
@thebadshave503
@thebadshave503 4 жыл бұрын
When I ran a gnome barbarian my justification was that she literally fell into a badger den and spent so long strangling badgers, she became one with them on a spiritual level. Also the rabies.
@Dualbladedscorpion7737
@Dualbladedscorpion7737 3 жыл бұрын
So basically she's either a "honey badger barbarian" or she's the "woverine".
@pupp3tStudios
@pupp3tStudios 3 жыл бұрын
That is way too cute!!
@Not_An_EV
@Not_An_EV 3 жыл бұрын
I had a friend who once played a human barbarian who was a rather fine gentleman who cared about manners and etiquette and stuff like that. What people didn't know was he was actually the result of an experiment as a child and trained to be a savage brute until he was rescued by some people and put in the care of a noblewoman where he eventually trained to run her house hence his proper etiquette and decent intelligence. He would only rage when someone insulted someone he cared about or tried to attack them and when he took damage or someone got rough with him. It was such an interesting character to see played all prim and proper one second then ripping through his shirt to look like Alexander Armstrong the next and pummeling a guys head in so hard it was like that scene from GoT.
@jetpizzashere1228
@jetpizzashere1228 4 жыл бұрын
Runesmith: I’m so angry at barbarians that I become one *RAGEFUL PROBLEMS REQUIRE RAGEFUL SOLUTIONS*
@tenacityxl
@tenacityxl 4 жыл бұрын
Ah a man/woman/any of culture!
@lsedge7280
@lsedge7280 4 жыл бұрын
@@tenacityxl Correction, a person of unculture!
@1145223bena
@1145223bena 4 жыл бұрын
Badger jokes
@slim7406
@slim7406 3 жыл бұрын
So I’ve been talking with the next campaign’s DM and I was trying to make something very close to Beorn from the Hobbit. Obviously not as powerful early on, but after a while the character would be very powerful. The thing is the only “skin changers” we know of are were-bears, so he proposed that. I myself like the idea of using those stats and that build but I don’t like the idea of looking like a were-bear since I myself think they look dumb and strange. Do you know of any other ways to skin change that would still have the true raw power of a bear? The campaign he is DMing he is going to have us start at lvl 3.
@flarenite1004
@flarenite1004 4 жыл бұрын
1:12 enoying a lovely morning walk only to see logan smash a tv and scream "I hate barbarians", "I dont understand any of this" or "I can smell your ass, Im coming for you!!" just Improves the mood
@Runesmith
@Runesmith 4 жыл бұрын
My older brother literally showed up to have a picnic with his lady when i was setting up the tv shot. Was very confusing for both of us.
@flarenite1004
@flarenite1004 4 жыл бұрын
Runesmith It definitely sounds like a moment to add to a family scrapbook
@DuonDRaven
@DuonDRaven 4 жыл бұрын
@@Runesmith lmao
@cbohnstedt4477
@cbohnstedt4477 4 жыл бұрын
I want you to LEARN!
@danielferguson5971
@danielferguson5971 3 жыл бұрын
LEARN THINGS
@ThePoshestEgg
@ThePoshestEgg 4 жыл бұрын
Metal dice for when ya gotta knock out a player that is on the other side of the table.
@tahunuva4254
@tahunuva4254 4 жыл бұрын
I have a couple of metal sets - I highly recommend them. They have such a fantastic weight to them, it's a completely different rolling experience. Just bring a rolling mat/box. They can destroy tables.
@2MeterLP
@2MeterLP 4 жыл бұрын
I have to roll on a mousepad because the d20 is so heavy it actually dents the table otherwise.
@CHA0SM3T30R
@CHA0SM3T30R 4 жыл бұрын
or you could use them as improvised caltrops
@tahunuva4254
@tahunuva4254 4 жыл бұрын
@@CHA0SM3T30R that too 🔺
@hippiehippo9030
@hippiehippo9030 4 жыл бұрын
Put a few days in a large Crown Royal bag and you have a decent blackjack.
@vodamiinurl1337
@vodamiinurl1337 4 жыл бұрын
Pangolin totem warrior: Eat smol things Additional armor Long tongue
@FFKonoko
@FFKonoko 4 жыл бұрын
So..bear resistance, wolf hunting, wolf tug down? Checks out.
@StarkMaximum
@StarkMaximum 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone who spreads the good word of pangolins is a friend of mine.
@brosephnoonan223
@brosephnoonan223 4 жыл бұрын
loong toong
@theman6422
@theman6422 4 жыл бұрын
So...I become chameleos?
@trod146
@trod146 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot the bonus to AC from cuteness factor
@natalie8986
@natalie8986 4 жыл бұрын
“One of the two classes that will make your dm have an aneurism” My party has a cleric, a barbarian, a bard, a sun soul monk whose player used to be a rogue until she tried to tank a modified spectator, and a dual-wielding pirate fighter who pronounces scimitars like skimitars.
@thepopulargirl1784
@thepopulargirl1784 3 жыл бұрын
Duh, that's the right way to pronounce it. Smh
@brucemaximus3797
@brucemaximus3797 4 жыл бұрын
"Strongbois can move silently while tracking you down or barrel through the woods at 100 miles per hour with their eyes locked on your tracks." Holy God and Baby Jesus, that is the most terrifying description of that ability ever conceived.
@isaacschmitt4803
@isaacschmitt4803 4 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine what the locals see when you're filming outside. . . lol
@brammmster
@brammmster 3 жыл бұрын
Daddy who is that weird man? That’s our neighbour Logan. Well why is he doing that? He’s a KZbinr son, a KZbinr
@swagmaster-ew7ii
@swagmaster-ew7ii 3 жыл бұрын
6:45
@OrganicAlchemy
@OrganicAlchemy 2 жыл бұрын
"I DONT UDNERSTAND ANY OF THIS! STOP GROWING PLANTS!"
@Lukos0036
@Lukos0036 4 жыл бұрын
A barbarian screaming "Learn things!" seems...contradictory.
@aerothelich2023
@aerothelich2023 4 жыл бұрын
the Wizard told him to
@forgottengamer3203
@forgottengamer3203 4 жыл бұрын
What do ya mean? He's just motivating the rest of the party from outside the Library he was just kicked out of for being too loud.
@OmegaEGGY
@OmegaEGGY 4 жыл бұрын
*[Laughs in high wis/int Barbarian]*
@mr_big_m50
@mr_big_m50 4 жыл бұрын
My 19 int is mad
@necrolord9908
@necrolord9908 4 жыл бұрын
The way I see it,barbarians simply must live life to the fullest,I think it also explains why barbarians can't be of Lawful alignment,the barbarian spirit is expressive and doesn't really lend itself well to rules,structure,regulations(Lawful),although a barbarian can be honorable and dignified. Yeah,they may not really hit the books that hard,but they're fun to have around in a campaign,eh?
@CL30
@CL30 4 жыл бұрын
Improved bearmen no longer have back pain?! Where can I sign up for that irl
@tearable20s95
@tearable20s95 4 жыл бұрын
You just have to get really mad and boom like that its gone
@CL30
@CL30 4 жыл бұрын
@@tearable20s95 I guess those anger management classes I took are really working against me. Who would have thought?
@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062
@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062 4 жыл бұрын
The gym:P
@ashertheprophet9601
@ashertheprophet9601 4 жыл бұрын
Be Russian
@zedXVII
@zedXVII 4 жыл бұрын
Does that make it the Bayer Totem?
@Bluecho4
@Bluecho4 4 жыл бұрын
7:11 "You aren't limited to a tribal background." Thank you. So often, people take "Barbarian" to mean you can only come from a tribal culture. In truth, "Barbarian" in this context just means you're good at violence and anger. You could be a Soldier belonging to the most advanced empire in the setting, an Acolyte who went to a monastery to try to master your rage, a Noble on the run for your bad temper, a Guild Artisan of sedentary disposition who occasionally gets possessed by the ghosts of your warlike ancestors, or a jacked Sage whose penchant for violence is tempered by an analytical mind. Even your Rage is flexible in how its flavored. You might enter a battle trance, or allow an animal or ancestral spirit ride you.
@dragonheart1236
@dragonheart1236 3 жыл бұрын
You could play a serial killer who's "rage" is an intense state of focus.
@rileysimpson6536
@rileysimpson6536 3 жыл бұрын
@@dragonheart1236 you could play as a recovering alcoholic, struggling to deal with their irritation
@dragonheart1236
@dragonheart1236 3 жыл бұрын
@@rileysimpson6536 also good
@xxsdelphia
@xxsdelphia 3 жыл бұрын
one of my barbarians is an elf that looks like sailor moon, and when she rages she just does a magical girl transformation sequence. when you go batshit with character design you never go back.
@pupp3tStudios
@pupp3tStudios 3 жыл бұрын
@@xxsdelphia My babe plays a Moon Elf Barbarian, Totem Warrior flavor. As a homebrew mechanic, she Sailor-Moon becomes her Totem Animal. ...probably should have nerfed it, tho.
@robinscompass5951
@robinscompass5951 4 жыл бұрын
Y’know, I have fond memories of playing dnd for the first time, and at level 4 sprinting across the battlefield, hitting for way too much damage, and then disengaging and hiding behind our 20 ac paladin, who was also level 4. Good times.
@thehorse5307
@thehorse5307 3 жыл бұрын
I remember my first character was a paladin. My entire objective during the game was just to increase my AC to ridiculous levels. Using a combination of shield of faith, an actual shield, took the feat that gives +1 AC while wearing armour (much better feats out there in hindsight, especially for higher levels but at the time I was committed) and topped it off with plate armour. At Level 5 I had a max AC of 23. My main tactic in pretty much any battle would literally consist of me running headfirst into the first group of enemies after casting shield of faith and aggroing them with our Barb following suit. Our ranged guys would then go ham without ever having to worry about taking a single speck of damage. Unfortunately I learned very quickly that AC doesn't mean shit at higher levels when you've got an abundance of Spellcasters and magic related attacks that ignore AC. Still pretty damn fun to watch the DM planning my terrible demise at early levels whilst I basically stood there begging every enemy to hit me.
@thelonespacemarine5211
@thelonespacemarine5211 4 жыл бұрын
Lol so everything at easy dice is sold out womp womp
@jackielinde7568
@jackielinde7568 4 жыл бұрын
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. How am I supposed to refill my crap dice collection I use for the players that "forget" to bring their own dice?
@toadoncoke7452
@toadoncoke7452 4 жыл бұрын
their still sold out :(
@Kelgoroad
@Kelgoroad 4 жыл бұрын
@Iron Fire 3 hours
@socalacura1338
@socalacura1338 4 жыл бұрын
They got some stock still rn
@sblinder1978
@sblinder1978 4 жыл бұрын
That's one effective advertiser!
@noahragsdale124
@noahragsdale124 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh look honey that crazy man is in the park again" "Don't look at him Delores" In the distance: I CAN SMELL YOUR ASS
@jennifercavenee7572
@jennifercavenee7572 4 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite characters was a Halfling Barbarian with a badger (bear) totem. Because badgers are basically bears but, you know, smol and live in holes in the ground.
@rompevuevitos222
@rompevuevitos222 4 жыл бұрын
Badgers are like raging stones made out of poisonous daggers You ain't beating one without a gun Honestly, they are better than bears for the totem archetype
@BouncingTribbles
@BouncingTribbles 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, a halfling who can pick up a human and throw him across the yard? Yes please
@BouncingTribbles
@BouncingTribbles 4 жыл бұрын
You could use a heavy weapon too. Sure you have disadvantage most of the time... but not when you're raging
@BouncingTribbles
@BouncingTribbles 4 жыл бұрын
A halfling with a great axe who can suplex an orc. I think I have my next character
@jennifercavenee7572
@jennifercavenee7572 4 жыл бұрын
@@BouncingTribbles Remember, everyone's shorter than you when they're prone.
@MrJJLand
@MrJJLand 4 жыл бұрын
Metal Dice: The best way to break your tabletop and the opposing players face
@maxvogt3515
@maxvogt3515 4 жыл бұрын
“Add 1d4 damage... as in grab your metal d4 and attack them with it
@jeepersmcgee3466
@jeepersmcgee3466 3 жыл бұрын
Dice trays?
@djsalad5752
@djsalad5752 3 жыл бұрын
Metal d4’s are effective caltrops
@goedapoe3800
@goedapoe3800 3 жыл бұрын
Mmmm tasty
@cringeworthy7108
@cringeworthy7108 3 жыл бұрын
Literally have broke a set of dice with metal dice
@calebkopp7636
@calebkopp7636 4 жыл бұрын
"Becoming one of the two classes that give your dungeon master an aneurism" You spelt 'Monk' wrong.
@bryantdodd7474
@bryantdodd7474 4 жыл бұрын
as i a GM i agree had a game with two monks that murced every spell boy i ever had
@persephoneklein
@persephoneklein 4 жыл бұрын
And "Divination wizard"
@MinecraftMaster7828
@MinecraftMaster7828 4 жыл бұрын
In xanathar's guide their is a invocation for pact of the the chain where when your familiar is within 100 feet of you all dice used to heal you are maxed and one familiar you can get is an imp which can turn invisible and for healing just take pact of the celestial (which can get revivify)
@danniemiesse4643
@danniemiesse4643 4 жыл бұрын
As sincere as those ending clips were, I feel they were probably like 60% motivated by wanting to show of the awesome costume for longer than the 30 seconds it got in the rest of the video
@meganobgutzkraka2398
@meganobgutzkraka2398 4 жыл бұрын
"I dont like barbarian" ....and Urzum no like talky man either, but still want thank talky for talky lot about gud killerz
@corwinamber8427
@corwinamber8427 4 жыл бұрын
Rage doesn't actually have to be anger tho. Its just any kind of emotional mental state that takes your focus
@Awes0m3n3s5
@Awes0m3n3s5 3 жыл бұрын
I respect this, but I feel like it should be an expressive emotion. Silent focused raging seems hella edgy
@voidstrider801
@voidstrider801 3 жыл бұрын
@@Awes0m3n3s5 Rage can be as an inferno consuming a forest, or like the deep ocean, cold and silent.
@tiredweeb3145
@tiredweeb3145 3 жыл бұрын
So I can cry and beat the shit out everyone sick
@StonegazeSteam
@StonegazeSteam 3 жыл бұрын
@@tiredweeb3145 I'd call that a bawwbarian.
@sarahmellinger8125
@sarahmellinger8125 3 жыл бұрын
Says your rouge/barbarian multiclass
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 жыл бұрын
I don't tell the D.M., "I rage", I look at the dm, With cold, calculated eyes that slowly fill with otherworldly amounts of wrath, and in my cross-canyon-conversation voice, shout *_"RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!!!!"_* like I'm an actor's portrayal of Toph getting a better look at you. I think that gets the message across.
@TrickyVic13
@TrickyVic13 3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t like barbarian” All barbarian players: “It’s treason, then.”
@Nightmare_vZ
@Nightmare_vZ 4 жыл бұрын
When he said "I only have an ocarina, I felt that." Ocarina gang forever
@jeefberky9101
@jeefberky9101 4 жыл бұрын
6:46 getting strong Borderlands raider vibes from this
@KiX-K4T13
@KiX-K4T13 4 жыл бұрын
I mean...now I can't unsee that.
@hippiehippo9030
@hippiehippo9030 4 жыл бұрын
Morgan Freeman voice: I can smell you...
@anthonynorman7545
@anthonynorman7545 4 жыл бұрын
Sooooo true 💯
@loot5532
@loot5532 4 жыл бұрын
He even has a similar cadence. All it needs is volume, and slight desperation and it's perfect Lol
@biohazard724
@biohazard724 4 жыл бұрын
And then he throws some bullshit purple rarity grenade at your cover while 6 psychos come barreling at you
@Kaligraphy22
@Kaligraphy22 4 жыл бұрын
3:54 most creative vicious mockery I've heard in a while lol
@Seoul_Soldier
@Seoul_Soldier 4 жыл бұрын
So I just started raging...
@hippiehippo9030
@hippiehippo9030 4 жыл бұрын
Path of the Zealot: and he didnt stop raging.
@SirDankleberry
@SirDankleberry 4 жыл бұрын
When I came to my senses there was just a puddle of blood.
@jarrodwalker9099
@jarrodwalker9099 3 жыл бұрын
And a spell scroll of remove disease.
@shandaniel2999
@shandaniel2999 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early the Tarrasque was actually threatening to Lv20 characters.
@paulroig469
@paulroig469 4 жыл бұрын
What version of D&D was it?
@noukan42
@noukan42 4 жыл бұрын
@@paulroig469 i think no one actually. Mayyyybe AD&D, but it does not seems too scary, but then, my ecperience whit AD&D begin and end whit Baldur Gate
@flarenite1004
@flarenite1004 4 жыл бұрын
1:23 *Gets sad in poor DnD player noisesf
@tsgreg1
@tsgreg1 4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: CRT TV's contains toxic levels of mercury.
@trod146
@trod146 4 жыл бұрын
It's hilariously sad how badly he fucked up trying to be a "not terrible person" lmao..
@Doomroar
@Doomroar 4 жыл бұрын
Well he did told us on the video that he was a dumb barbarian.
@trod146
@trod146 4 жыл бұрын
@@Prime_Logos bro... wtf.. maybe work on your storytelling. Tl;dr Trim it down.
@roxieh.c4053
@roxieh.c4053 4 жыл бұрын
@@Prime_Logos too longe didn't read: Dude bought tvs from a college and died from Mercury poisoning from all the tvs in his tub
@recino2
@recino2 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Haha, maybe I should roll Barbarian next campaign. Could be fun being the big attacker for a change. This video: Don'tMe: >:( I'll do it for no other reason than to spite you now
@davidmathieson8661
@davidmathieson8661 4 жыл бұрын
You dont even need to be the big attacker as a barbarian, go high Dex high Con bear totem dwarf (mountain or hill) and you will take next to no damage...when you get hit that is, my barbarian is level 8 and has 20 AC and 99 hp while being naked Edit: level 7
@trod146
@trod146 4 жыл бұрын
If you're gonna use unoriginal comment memes at least use them correctly..
@Jedibigfoot
@Jedibigfoot 4 жыл бұрын
6:30 you can fly!? Samurai Jack: No. Jump good!
@crackedlogic8907
@crackedlogic8907 4 жыл бұрын
I just love how he uses TF2 sound bites out of the blue randomly, its great
@InquisitorThomas
@InquisitorThomas 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot the Tiger and Elk Totem from SCAG.
@brucemaximus3797
@brucemaximus3797 4 жыл бұрын
You wanna talk about getting a move on? Elk barbarian's comin for ya, and he don't get tired.
@s.colins2050
@s.colins2050 4 жыл бұрын
Yep. My player just rolled up a Shifter Tiger Barb with Eberron having come out, and its fucking terrifying trying to deal with him fuckin pouncing on enemies. Literally any other option of the totem would be workable, but because Unarmed Defense encourages one to pump the shit out of dex, he's horrifically sneaky. Dude didn't even go the tribal background purely to go for a bg that gave him stealth.
@markusnavergard2387
@markusnavergard2387 4 жыл бұрын
Honey Badger and T.rex totems
@brucemaximus3797
@brucemaximus3797 4 жыл бұрын
@@markusnavergard2387 I think the Bear *IS* a honey badger, to be honest.
@JadedWarlock
@JadedWarlock 4 жыл бұрын
He's so angry, the strength of his shouts alone allow him to fly.
@JadedWarlock
@JadedWarlock 2 жыл бұрын
@person person exactly like Godzilla
@dank_smirk2ndchannel200
@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 3 жыл бұрын
How to be a passenger jet for the party in d&d (or how to give the DM an aneurysm): Flight speed: > be an Aaracokra > be a Barbarian > be a Totem Warrior > for totems eagle at 3rd, and Bear at 6th > after 6th, multiclass into monk for the ther 14 levels > pick the Moblie feat > Aaracokra have a base flying speed of 50 ft > fast movement increases your speed by 10 ft when not wearing armour > Mobile feat increases movement speed by 10 ft > 14 levels in unarmoured movement increases your speed by 25 ft > the eagle totem let’s you dash as a bonus action while raging > step of the wind let’s you do this outside of raging for 1 ki point > your speed is 95 ft > dashing let’s you add your movement speed for the dash > since you can dash as an action or bonus action, this means that you can effectively fly [(95 + 95) x 2] = 380 ft per turn. Carrying capacity (carrying capacity (in pounds) is your strength score multiplied by 15. For each size category above Medium, double the creature’s carrying capacity and the amount it can push, drag, or lift): > Your max strength is 20 > the bear totem at 6th doubles your carrying capacity > being large doubles that > either buy, craft, or get someone else to craft a potion of growth just before you fly. > your carrying capacity is [(20 x 15) x 2] = 600 pounds normally > your carrying capacity is (600 x 2) = 1,200 pounds while under the effects of the potion of growth > the average human (a good basis for medium creatures in general) in d&d weighs around 165 pounds. > you can carry 3 humans easily with strength to spare normally > you can carry 7 humans easily with strength to spare under the potion of growth's effects Tldr: while under the effects of a potion of giant growth you can easily carry a party of 7 while flying at 380 ft per turn. Mounts are done for.
@SZRLM
@SZRLM 4 жыл бұрын
This video feels like the sort of shit my friends and I did in high school for projects. I love it!
@jackielinde7568
@jackielinde7568 4 жыл бұрын
So, Runesmith, I can't play a rock gnome barbarian girl with a background in performance, so I could have a 2 foot tall pipsqueak with a 4 foot tall, double headed battle axe that wears ballerina shoes and a tutu and does "The Dance of Death and Decapitation" with glee?
@pipw1178
@pipw1178 4 жыл бұрын
Screaming at the ground to fly
@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs
@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs 4 жыл бұрын
Totem of The Penguin to grant us that sweet sweet Fus Roh Noot.
@thomasgeise5745
@thomasgeise5745 4 жыл бұрын
As usual an awesome and hilarious video. I feel the need to share this, though: as a long time player of casting classes, I opted for a change and have been tanking as a mountain dwarf ancestral guardian barb for almost a year and a half now, and it's been a blast!
@CoolerGuy121
@CoolerGuy121 4 жыл бұрын
"If you can't do that last one you are a barbarian." I cried.
@theman6422
@theman6422 4 жыл бұрын
5:18 “Stronger imaginary friends” Bro that last segment, you just explained Hey Ya! To me WHY DOES THE BARBARIANS TURN INTO JOJO CHARACTERS
@ulthii
@ulthii 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't like barbarian" unsubbed, axe man best class
@warface4881
@warface4881 4 жыл бұрын
BARBARIANS FOR LIFE YO!
@ImmaDBZvillan
@ImmaDBZvillan 4 жыл бұрын
Bottom tier class, sorry not sorry Edit: fuck, I keep forgetting about Ranger
@p00tis
@p00tis 4 жыл бұрын
@@ImmaDBZvillan Still, my squishy spell casting party members hate when I miss a session, who else are they gonna hide behind other than the shitless glowing zealot Barb with an axe and a dream?
@warface4881
@warface4881 4 жыл бұрын
@@ImmaDBZvillan bottom tier? Like not powerful or strong?
@etho7351
@etho7351 4 жыл бұрын
Zeolite Barbarian working with a Necromancer is unstoppable. If you multi class those right you're basically unkillable.
@fritzious737
@fritzious737 4 жыл бұрын
Psychonauts references get me everytime
@sorencrawford6480
@sorencrawford6480 3 жыл бұрын
At 1:29 I was like "yeah levels mhm" and looked at the screen and it looked like the difficulty setting in one of the south park games where the darker your skin is the harder the difficulty and I was appalled and laughed for a good bit
@thefilodough8066
@thefilodough8066 4 жыл бұрын
This is like one of the first times I'm actually super interested in the sponsor and then I clicked on the link to find everything I wanted was sold out. ;-;
@josuedelgado1358
@josuedelgado1358 4 жыл бұрын
dude, you channel is helping me to get into d&d, realy thanks, i apreciate your content
@realninja01
@realninja01 4 жыл бұрын
Josue Delgado don’t let his bias dictate what you play though, a biased DM is a bad one. play what feels fun.
@rompevuevitos222
@rompevuevitos222 4 жыл бұрын
@@realninja01 Honestly, the reason why i feel his content helps so much is because he focuses more on how it feels instead of the factual mechanics, it's hard to RP when the only thing you get is a "knock someone down while attacking", sure, the idea is that you flavor it yourself, but for someone new it may not be easy
@Amy_the_Lizard
@Amy_the_Lizard 4 жыл бұрын
"You have 35 hit points at level 3?" Me: Remembers Kobald Warlock with 33 hit points at level 3. (38 after casting Armor of Agathys.) She was an absolute tank, and would have made a great meat shield had she been larger... :D
@alexandrefigs
@alexandrefigs 4 жыл бұрын
0:59 damn that's a long finger
@Recoil1808
@Recoil1808 4 жыл бұрын
Chill Touch, my friend. Chill Touch.
@HuevoBendito
@HuevoBendito 4 жыл бұрын
God, I I visibly shook when you smashed that CRT. I know Melee players that would pay good money for it.
@cj6498
@cj6498 4 жыл бұрын
Runesmith: Throws taki bag into river Twitter: RUNESMITH IS CANCELLED
@geralfcecani3841
@geralfcecani3841 4 жыл бұрын
Which video was that?
@azuresiren9052
@azuresiren9052 4 жыл бұрын
0:59 man that's a really long finger, must be handy :)
@donny_hellfire257
@donny_hellfire257 2 жыл бұрын
those end come moments about not having to be a tribal warrior, my dad did something along to that. His thought process was this "These guys are usually seasoned warriors, if they are still alive after fighting as long as people usually say they have, then they shouldn't be stupid." And he came up with this guy that when raging, did not fly into a blind rage. He roleplayed it such that when he raged, he began to see the world around him and the things in it as things to use against the enemy, often doing complex actions in his turn rather than attacking. It was a really cool character and I'd love to see it come back.
@areafire1
@areafire1 4 жыл бұрын
1:50 There's a reason we joke at our sessions that the DM is trying to take out the two druids. It's cause its not a joke. But like, Healing Spirit for life! To all players playing druids who just want to give a big middle finger to death, Healing Spirit is a must. At least until your DM nurfs that op shit. Until then, heal like a boss while dog piling your friends cause that's like 10 rounds of some d6 healing for all your good pals while a spectral Bethesda moose gives you them good vibes.
@Recoil1808
@Recoil1808 4 жыл бұрын
Them and monks seem to get the most aggro, online. IDK where he got the idea Barbarians topped monks on that list. Actually, no. Warlocks are up there, too, even if not for a good reason (them being able to scout for some reason REALLY ticks off more DMs than it should).
@areafire1
@areafire1 4 жыл бұрын
@@Recoil1808 to be fair to him, our barbarian paladin hybrid child just tanks though just about every encounter, smashing things down in a few combat rounds while the rest of us are dealing with the adds. Us druids are just like her back up dancers, keeping everyone else alive, but otherwise just kinda there while the MC smacks down some sick beats
@Recoil1808
@Recoil1808 4 жыл бұрын
@@areafire1 I imagine the biggest headache would be trying to DM for a wild magic sorc, or *literally any necromancer.*
@areafire1
@areafire1 4 жыл бұрын
@@Recoil1808 lol yeah. Wild magic fuckin crazy. I ran a game with a wild magic sorc and in the last scene of the game, rolled for 10 damning wild magic effects. If it wasn't a town of the dead, the party would have killed so many people
@Recoil1808
@Recoil1808 4 жыл бұрын
@@areafire1 It's not even *good,* so much as annoying, and usually for almost everyone involved (of course, there's exceptions, but you really don't see anyone singing the subclass's praises). It's basically "lol RANDOM: the class!" It might genuinely be one of the only subclasses so broken I'd disallow for my own players' good (mind you, I'd probably let somebody play a literal dragon if they had a good enough concept. Albeit not with MM stats.). Mostly because I'm not bailing them out of bad rolls they brought upon themselves, and even if there's literally trillions of them, you can't just have a god come down every time the party dies to a single player's bad luck to roll a fireball while clumped up.
@hollythame5323
@hollythame5323 4 жыл бұрын
*flexes on monsters with ancestral guardians*
@brosephnoonan223
@brosephnoonan223 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine only being able to lock down *one* monster. _this post was made by Cavalier Gang_
@JayfroC
@JayfroC 4 жыл бұрын
Ancestral Guardian is so dope. It's the subclass I chose for my barbarian; and while it may lack in firepower, it more than makes up for it in the cool factor.
@SullenFrog
@SullenFrog 4 жыл бұрын
I've been playing an Ancestral Guardian barbarian for years and I love it. No force can harm anyone standing behind the wall of ghostly muscle that is my half-orc's great grandfather.
@lukemartinserrano4765
@lukemartinserrano4765 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, my dad was still here
@John-doe955
@John-doe955 4 жыл бұрын
Luke Martin Serrano feels bad man.
@eveescastle5866
@eveescastle5866 4 жыл бұрын
On the plus side you can now channel his power to defeat your foes.
@woodslore8537
@woodslore8537 4 жыл бұрын
Is he the squirrel mentioned in the video?
@CrashWeezerman
@CrashWeezerman 4 жыл бұрын
...son?
@MukuonChannel
@MukuonChannel 4 жыл бұрын
Metal Dice: When your DM forbids you for bringing a fragmentation grenade.
@95spades
@95spades 3 жыл бұрын
Man, filming that in a local park... Thanks for all the dignity you sacrifice for us man, you're a true hero
@isaaceshleman2833
@isaaceshleman2833 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine clicking on a video and, for no other reason than it just having been uploaded, leaving a comment before watching the darn thing.
@coldflamelive1829
@coldflamelive1829 4 жыл бұрын
If he's going through the main subclasses, I can't wait for the wild magic sorcerer
@Gloomdrake
@Gloomdrake 4 жыл бұрын
What if someone had a totem warrior that refused to help in combat, but occasionally pulled a Navi and tried to tell the party where to go?
@orinanime
@orinanime 4 жыл бұрын
I love playing as barbarians. Though I never bothered with totem Warriors. Because I almost always model my barbarians after Robert E Howard's Conan the Cimmerian
@dilophosaurussk4333
@dilophosaurussk4333 4 жыл бұрын
6:51 *PTSD INTENSIFIES*
@nathanielsteward2221
@nathanielsteward2221 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, aboleths ruled the earth
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 жыл бұрын
Why is that in past tense? Humans still mostly live by the oceans, yeah? Ever ask why?
@DrMDHyde
@DrMDHyde 4 жыл бұрын
Luke Keyser Because there’s to many of us not to?
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 жыл бұрын
@@DrMDHyde there isn't. I'm implying that Aboleths STILL rule the earth, manipulating from behind shadowy organizations and hundreds of levels "Don't mess with that guy" power, through hundreds of thousands of red herrings and more ways than one to control the entire population, keeping population density close to the coasts for secure control.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 жыл бұрын
It's a fascinatingly scary theory.
@derpfluidvariant0916
@derpfluidvariant0916 4 жыл бұрын
I wanted to make a barbarian that was turned into a mind flayer, but through sheer stupidity and chadness, was still mostly normal but with psionic powers( multiclass of your choice) but we needed a wizard and we apparently had three other Martial classes. I hope someone else can use the killithid to its potential.
@Yabuturtle
@Yabuturtle 3 жыл бұрын
Good vid, although I still like Barbarians even if they can sometimes be pretty overpowered. Totem Warriors are one of many subclasses. • Path of the Ancestral Guardian • Path of the Battlerager • Path of the Beast • Path of the Berserker • Path of the Storm Herald • Path of the Totem Warrior • Path of Wild Magic • Path of the Zealot Would love for you to talk about the others, especially the Wild Magic Barbarian.
@jackbellinger1216
@jackbellinger1216 4 жыл бұрын
Yay, my day is saved
@danielsimmons4436
@danielsimmons4436 4 жыл бұрын
Someone unaware of the internet would think you're high whenever your reccording.
@alexbarlow4053
@alexbarlow4053 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, you have no idea how much I appreciate your videos. You somehow manage to make them educational, yet funny has hell, interesting to learn about and well edited and succinct. Seriously good job man, keep up the amazing quality videos :)
@alexanderwheeler3943
@alexanderwheeler3943 4 жыл бұрын
5:36 "Incredible valor, respectable muscles!"
@monicavix6036
@monicavix6036 4 жыл бұрын
Yay, just in time for me to make my furry Barbari-ficer
@RodrigoTakehara
@RodrigoTakehara 4 жыл бұрын
Wise totem warrior says: "Stay in school, kids"
@TiroDvD
@TiroDvD 3 жыл бұрын
"Too tall for green screens". I don't have green screens, but in general photography. I feel your pain.
@nonamesecho8381
@nonamesecho8381 4 жыл бұрын
Dude you just saved me lmao. I recently lost my old lucky d20, so now im just gonna order a bulk set of d20s. Thank you XD
@ScourgeTheGreat
@ScourgeTheGreat 4 жыл бұрын
Watching Logan clean up broken glass with his bare hands hurt me on every level
@ScaryPoke
@ScaryPoke 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for shaving your cheeks Logan, thats all we could ask for
@greatclubsandwich5612
@greatclubsandwich5612 4 жыл бұрын
Runesmith: *I hate barbarians don't play them!* Also Runesmith: *I've played multiple totem barbarians...*
@ThePadsta108
@ThePadsta108 3 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, that advice you gave towards the end, I did unintentionally with my very first barb.. He was an ex-gladiator toem warrior who used the animals he had killed in the arena as totems, and since it was a desert-based campaign, that meant that I turned the bear into a basilisk, etc.. Was really fun to do, and I made it so that the "tokens" you have were more like armour pieces he'd made out of the bones of the animals. He had a basilisk skull on his shoulder, it was pretty rad.
@Im-No-body
@Im-No-body 4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early....you know what I've never been this early
@NoManLP
@NoManLP 4 жыл бұрын
I love you. I hope you have an amazing day after reading this.
@arcticdino1650
@arcticdino1650 4 жыл бұрын
Paths of barbarian Totem: got my spirit animal or whatever Berserker: KILL EVERYTHING
@jpmalandro3
@jpmalandro3 4 жыл бұрын
Love the video! Especially the outtakes/extras at the end. Looking forward to the next subclasses!
@lafafaear
@lafafaear 4 жыл бұрын
I require shelkles
@aubreyackermann8432
@aubreyackermann8432 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry to tell you, but you can't throw a tube screen in the trash, you just let heavy metals like Mercury into the environment... you just did it again.
@willmena96
@willmena96 4 жыл бұрын
200k subscribers!! Congrats & thank you for all the amazing content
@thomasfrost9274
@thomasfrost9274 4 жыл бұрын
When you're so angry, you can yell at gravity, and it just stops being gravity.
@noble5856
@noble5856 4 жыл бұрын
Wow i’m usually a warlock or rogue but I’m playing my first barbarian tomorrow and we made our characters yesterday. I am a 6 year old dragonborn who has strength 17 dex 18 and con 18, it was the best rolls I’ve ever had. I can’t wait to terrorize my dm
@DramakilzU
@DramakilzU 3 жыл бұрын
That shady traveling merchant: "Whataya buyin?"
@thetuerk
@thetuerk 4 жыл бұрын
New barbarian subclass. The Orckin. When you get mad, literaly the shape of the world and reality bends to your will. You're axe can cleave a montain, shout at the sky to call in a disaster, punch any being into mush; hold that thought, and punch THAT to mush. I'd play that
@goliathcleric
@goliathcleric 4 жыл бұрын
"If you cant do that last one, youre a barbarian." That is all I need to subscribe
@immortuipraebibo910
@immortuipraebibo910 4 жыл бұрын
I really love the bloopers of Logan just doing his thing and the awkwardness/anxiety just grips him out of nowhere. It's SO relatable, the sudden tiredness too. Especially to having to DM/RP(a character) in any kind of public, non-isolated scenario.
@anonymoususer188
@anonymoususer188 Жыл бұрын
You just might be the only person who can make me laugh while hating on my favorite D&D subclass. I love taking totem warrior bear at third level and then being neigh unkillable because the DM won't actually throw anything that could kill a totem bear barbarian at a party for fear of completely wrecking everyone else instantly.
@squeethemog213
@squeethemog213 4 жыл бұрын
Dude your skits were really funny. I hope you do more of them in the future. Thanks for an awesomely educational and fun video :D
@sqentontheslime1967
@sqentontheslime1967 Жыл бұрын
Eagle barbarians try to kick the floor with both feet and miss, that’s how they fly. Also I have memories of, as a Gnoll with a hyena (wolf) spirit, buffing around 50 of our Druid’s summoned Gerbils while they swarmed a demon lord thingy.
@CynUnion-ji9uj
@CynUnion-ji9uj 4 жыл бұрын
"And metal Dice for the rich people" I'll have you know that my solid copper dice, with a second flame kissed d20, in a mahogany holder that I bought at a convention was only 285 dollars. I'd call that a steal. pfft for the rich.
@davidmacko6309
@davidmacko6309 3 жыл бұрын
I imagine the eagle barb saying im activating creative mode and fly like a gmod character that has noclip
@dank_smirk2ndchannel200
@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 3 жыл бұрын
Bear Totem Barbs have resistencs to literally everything except psychic damage? Time to play a Kalashtar!
@jeffkremer4503
@jeffkremer4503 4 жыл бұрын
All of the bits were awesome. This is definitely one of my favorite videos of yours
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