Basically Unicorns

[@gaidencastro9706]

Unicorns live even longer than elves, and they also have no concept of "Hey, this has happened before". They wouldn't know a week has passed unless you told them.

[@SpoopySquid]

"They wouldn't know a week has passed unless you told them" Relatable

[@changingpeopleslivesmoon2993]

@@SpoopySquidfr

[@UGNAvalon]

Would help a lot when you need them to watch over your holy relic for a couple -days- -weeks- -months- -years- centuries. 😅

[@kenkubard]

What? Can they remember stuff?

[@GreebleClown]

@@kenkubardYea they can remember stuff. As far as I can tell it’s more like they experience every moment as a new experience and just as intensely as the first time. It’s like “yes sunsets happen every evening, but *this particular* sunset has never happened before! The clouds were different and the mix of pink and orange were different!” Sure the same types of flowers may bloom every year but the flowers that bloom this year aren’t the exact same flowers that bloomed last year, therefore it’s entirely unique and never seen before and totally amazeballs yo.

[@sovest555]

So...a wild magic sorcerer in one of my games kept rolling the 'summon a unicorn' result so often that the unicorn was basically the designated healer of the party.

[@williampinkley1842]

Are they good aligned out of curiosity

[@sovest555]

@@williampinkley1842 They weren't evil-aligned but beyond that, I don't entirely remember. Alignment designation can be a bit murky when it comes to actual player behavior as well. : P

[@Hirochicken]

This is so DnD I love it! 🤩

[@garion046]

I did this a bit with my sorcerer. The unicorn saved us a couple of times, clutch!

[@1998topornik]

Quite convenient

[@gwest3644]

Apparently the actual reason the Scottish unicorn's chained up on the UK coat of arms is because in the Middle Ages and the Renaissance, unicorns weren't seen as feminine or even magical, they were just an insanely rare and dangerous animal that would absolutely wreck you if you ever came across it; less pretty horses to hang out with princesses and more like a wild bull but even worse. There's a bunch of faiey tales about people having to survive encounters with wild unicorns, and the whole thing about virgins taming them (which sort of became their defining trait later on) started out as Christian symbolism about how being pure and godly meant you could tame something as scary as a unicorn. The fact that the unicorn is chained up and the lion isn't is less about Scotland being subjugated and more that people back then just saw unicorns as being much more dangerous than lions.

[@georgeuferov1497]

Up until very recently Unicorns were pretty much synonymous to rhinos

[@tamaradraconus]

Thank you so much. The feminine rainbow cutie unicorn annoys me so much. Unicorns were never symbolic of rainbows and were considered the most ferocious of magical creatures. Heck its DRAGONS that were used in multiple cultures to symbolize rainbows.

[@brianroberts783]

​@@tamaradraconus , it's also worth noting that there were multiple tales describing unicorns killing dragons, which is a pretty good indication of their perceived threat level.

[@Allukard353]

​@@tamaradraconusYeah, well, what if I *like* the "feminine rainbow cutie unicorn", huh? They are majestic creatures.

[@Roukle]

Which makes perfect sense when a unicorn is a half-blind four-legged tank ready to demolish anything in the same postal code which looks at it funny on a moment's notice.

[@wumbojet]

A small correction, Unicorns would be omniscient to whatever happens in their forests, not omnipotent.

[@EmptyDisc1]

yes

[@DannySmith-]

Precisely

[@UGNAvalon]

Great, now I’m imagining the opposite. 😂 “I have no idea what’s going on here, but I’ll smash it nonetheless!!”

[@giladpellaeon1691]

I think it was Terry Pratchett who described unicorns as "a sword with a dangerous horse attached."

[@bookbagfox]

I’m a big fan of them as patrons for celestial warlocks as well. The idea of someone making a deal with a unicorn to be a good person in exchange for sparkly eldritch blasts and healing magic is brilliant.

[@Evergreen_Wizard]

Celestial warlock, casting eldritch blast: “Taste the rainbow, mf!“

[@Mare_Man]

The power of friendship starts at 1d10 force damage

[@Technodreamer]

Okay, but semi serious question: does the warlock get a cutie mark

[@Evergreen_Wizard]

@@Technodreamer A Cutie Mark will brand the flesh of the one who has made the pact. Princess Celestia is a mighty warlock patron, and she will be expecting weekly friendship reports… Or else

[@StainlessHelena]

I'm that in case I don't get a moondog patron (has no 5e statblock)

[@arandommantotallynotnamedd8527]

So theoretically, if a unicorn existed in the real world it would probably go on a killing spree like Doom guy

[@TheBlueKio]

Exactly.

[@tomisabum]

The true history behind the Tunguska event.

[@Shimatzu95]

the real question nis where would they even start in this shitty world? My guess is florida or korea

[@Vrikrar]

@@Shimatzu95 I imagine the top then just spiral down.

[@edheldude]

Rip and tear, until it is done. 🦄

[@jacobsedlack1173]

All True Unicorns are proud Scots and they have the thickest Highland Scottish Brogue accent imaginable, like if Sir Sean Connery was reincarnated as a magical horse.

[@gideonmele1556]

It’s more like that one time he respawned as a human instead of his native unicorn form like the rest of his people. Scotland was forever changed that day. Why else do you think Scotland’s official animal is a unicorn?

[@coolgreenbug7551]

Look! A majestic Unicorn! Drunk_Demoman.mp3

[@alexmiller1800]

If I ever have a Unicorn in a dnd game of mine, its gonna talk like Sean Connery. Thank you for this inspiration.

[@shadophaxx2401]

​​@coolgreenbug7551 IF I WERE A BAD UNICORN I WOULDNT BE SITTIN HERE DISCUSSIN IT WITH YE NOW WOULD I

[@MonkeyJedi99]

I now want to see a movie with four Scottish unicorns out to experience life. Maybe call it Trainstabbing.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

So the original historical account of a unicorn describes it as exactly what a rhinoceros is today, but because mideival artists were comically bad at drawing animals, as has been memed on nowadays, they drew a horse, kinda like all those other horses they've drawn, but with a horn on its head because the book said so. The book also said it had "the feet of an elephant" but, again, mideival European art nerd wouldn't know what an elephant is, so they just put a horn on a horse and the legend grew from there. The good news is that this means the only historically accurate unicorn is whatever the fuck you want to draw it as.

[@weezact7]

I have also heard that unicorns, much like other horn-based mythical creatures such as the jackalope, may have been the result of an animal with keratosis or a cutaneous horn or something of that nature. Either the subject in question had a particularly large one or it was fairly small and grew with each retelling of the story.

[@latamace7833]

Unicorns were also listed in many early encyclopedias as a single horned rino

[@Ryodraco]

Some early art though does look a lot like a rhinoceros. It's my understanding that the horse-like art didn't start appearing until quite a bit later, but maybe my memory is off. How dangerous/fierce they were regarded in most early tales also connects them to rhinos.

[@justnoob8141]

Not really, Unicorn wasn’t horse, they are *STEED*, only 3 steeds exist in middle age: horse, donkey and elephant

[@Technodreamer]

The concept of fifty unicorns with a full complement of rangers, druids, and paladins is a TERRIFYING anti-evil force

[@Beepers559]

I like the idea of unicorns being wardens against evil, but also mixing it in with them being like a rhino: sweet as a puppy if raised by humans, but outside of that it’s like trying to annoy a bear to wake up, you’re basically risking your life being next to one

[@ogre7699]

Kratos appearing in a video about Unicorns is probably amongst the last things I would've expected, But here we are.

[@Thunderblock7889]

I was expecting Vaush to appear, you know because of the ''unicorn bodypillow'' reference.

[@yamato9753]

>Be me >Hyperfixation on Warhammer 40k for the last *months* >buy and paint an entire Tyranid Army >Watch Videos unrelated to this to not get bored by 40k, potentially losing the passion for it >Watch this Video >Sees Tyranids in Video >"I can't escape"

[@dion8895]

Paint your 'nids like unicorns man. It's clearly a sign. Everyone expects the purple or red alien bugs, but the sparkly glitter rainbow swarm will buckle the hardest of hearts.

[@yamato9753]

@@dion8895 ... Fair point. Screw the Swarmlord... I'll paint the PRIDE LORD!

[@DexHavok]

@@yamato9753 As a player of Tyranids for 25 years, I cannot endorse this enough. Shine on!

[@MrRandomSuperhero]

@@yamato9753 Slaanesh liked this post

[@erc3338]

​@@yamato9753GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY. CONSUME ALL, TURN INTO GAY. GAYRANIDS. ....Tyragays? ..hm. I'll come up with something better eventually.

[@mahenchaphotog170]

but, Runesmith, I was already gay.

[@azliaheaven]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ConstantChaos1]

We are gay², our powers have increased exponentially

[@ShivaTD]

Sorry buddy.

[@r.coburn3344]

Happy pride!

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

“If you’re still here, you’re gay now.” Dammit, not again

[@Brianna-eo8nu]

My guess as to why they’re creature type is celestial instead of fae is as a call back to medieval Christian art where they were prominently I’m used as symbols of purity and sometimes to symbolise Jesus Christ.

[@pancakes8670]

Unicorns are so gosh darn cool that even the Christians couldn't bring themselves to call it a Demon.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Aw god damn it now all 1,600 images of my secret folder are gonna have to be replaced. That thing took me years, Logan! Come on.

[@ConstantChaos1]

Oof, rip, I'm just gay² now My power grows lmfao

[@michaeleldredge4279]

I am playing a simplified DND game with my wife and kids. My six-year-old daughter insisted on playing as a unicorn. We are using elf wizard stats but her mini is a unicorn.

[@VensVids]

Had a player in a Discworld campaign who was a Pictsie Celestial Warlock who was running around with a greatsword made from a unicorn's horn he'd stolen as his pact weapon.

[@user-idgaf123]

"I'm doing unicorns again" Ayoo⁉🤨 📸

[@NICK....]

with how good unicorns are at not being in situations they don't want to be in i highly doubt any unifornication could be non-consentual

[@Brianna-eo8nu]

Bronies be like

[@parkersmith8711]

@@Brianna-eo8nu I am and you aren't wrong

[@parkersmith8711]

@@GombySprangster we do, we just enjoy our equines

[@Mare_Man]

​@@GombySprangsterCringe

[@manoro420]

6:25 nostalgia dagger to the heart with that music

[@abyalexandria4020]

Glad someone else felt that I cannot for the life of me remember what that wierd CD educational game thing was called tho

[@iacobuseurus509]

The bbeg of my current arc is a Unicorn who was sent by celestial to defend Camelot but Camelot was destroyed by a Death Knight and his horn was lost turning him “Evil!!!!” and the ruler of a goblin warclan

[@readingking1421]

I love this concept

[@EncontheCrow]

Idk why or where I got it from but for some reason I thought that a unicorn that was corrupted somehow or lost their horn turned into a Nightmare.

[@AlexBadger]

@@EncontheCrow NightMare

[@alexgarbisch8027]

I love the idea of the party randomly being in a unicorn’s forest without knowing it while traveling and then having all these effects take hold and never have them find out why without some serious good rolls or a lot of investigation/research. They can’t start their fire at camp. The rouges curse completely disappears and then comes back the next day as they travel further.

[@rosscalhoun3389]

In my setting I decided to run completely wild with their mythical connection to virgins, and made them massive cockblockers. They'd become attached to some poor virgin and "protect their chastity" regardless of what that person wanted. Unicorns were considered a huge pest, and nobles would hire adventurers to chase off the annoying horned horse that was keeping their heir from getting married. This also started in 4e where Unicorns were Fey.

[@thedandyrobber1045]

Nice

[@DrAmethyst]

0:25 Big Lez Show mentioned, all is good in the world again

[@Shadowrunner123]

cursed underdark bard who has a violin strung with unicorn hair and a unicorn hair bow, who plays forever because if they stop making music the healing magic undoes itself on their spider-loving posterior and they melt like the ARK openers in Indiana Jones.

[@animeator]

Joke's on you, I was gay when I got here!

[@gogauze]

I came here to say the same thing.

[@ConstantChaos1]

We have become gay², our might grows exponentially lmfao

[@SpliffingBrit]

Omg a 40k reference?!?! Please please do basically 40k

[@54032Zepol]

I'm not gay however unicorns are kinda badass!

[@diamondhamster4320]

You are not happy???

[@yujin_sumeragi]

I'm pretty sure you are now. Funny haha man said as much at the end of the video.

[@Hawkens4k]

I got bad news for you.... A unicorn gave you a card that says "have a happy day" So he wants you to be gay -(happy)-

[@thegreatandterrible4508]

Unicorns mean something very different to the gays

[@wickederebus]

​@thegreatandterrible4508 it also means something very different to Mgtow guys.

[@mrquackadoodlemoo]

AAAAAAYYYYY, the Basically series is back!

[@megamagicmonkey]

Well, the gayness only lasts while I'm within 1 mile of the video.

[@drakevegas7073]

Joke's on YOU, Logan! You can only make me gayER!!

[@datpolakmike]

Me showing up to a gay bar: "SCOTTTLANDDD FOOOREEEVAAAR"

[@scoots291]

Still the national animal of scotland😂

[@gabrielrussell5531]

"Forgotten Realms lore" actually the MM is core D&D lore, which just sometimes happens to overlap.

[@eg_manifest510]

7:25 SCOTLAND FOREVEEERRRR

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

2:54 you mean omniscient

[@JoustingJaguar]

It should be noted that unicorns in medieval heraldry are no less tied to war and conflict, they were a symbol of righteous or valorous conflict. Which ties in nicely with how they work in D&D.

[@skybladebloodheart4247]

i would really enjoy telling the party it heals for the max amount with no explenation when the cleric tries to cast healing.

[@CrimsinPagan]

What if we were gay before the end of the video? Are we extra gay? I'm going with super gay. Super gay sounds like I deserve a unicorn.

[@parkersmith8711]

Love the use of MLP FIm in the video and you seem to know of the cast and have some con pics, is there something you're not telling us? I would like to point out MLP FIM did give us the term Alicorns too. 0:57 Also Faust defiantly picked the right hill

[@spoonlolol2]

Man… now I have want fanart of Kratos riding on twilight into battle

[@omgzpeanutbutter9482]

I once had a warlock who’s patron was a unicorn! At level 10 it had me eat it’s horn and became a voice in my head!

[@romanfox2450]

Holy moly. I’m gay squared now

[@azliaheaven]

rarity mentioned! ❤️ 💜💜💜💜

[@NamelessFacelessWhoa]

Hey, a Runesmith video finally got recommended to me!

[@galacgacwatson3102]

I'm in an evil campaign, and we're currently in the woods. If a unicorn finds us, we're screwed

[@Bofrab]

I once watched a campaign where in the world of the campaign drinking unicorn blood granted immortality if drank, and the party met a tribe of immortal Troglodytes who wanted to die because they were sick of being immortal. They later befriended them and got the Troglodytes to fight a Sea Dragon for them while they escaped the dungeon.

[@Gulpy3]

If I watch again does it reverse the process? You know... nevermind... imma try life like this for a while.

[@GethOverlord]

It's wild that the stock picture you used for uncles is pretty much what my uncle looks like lol

[@macinnes800ad]

Damn didn't think we scots would get endorsement by THE Runesmith. Tapadh leat my dude

[@pugking4518]

In my Kingmaker 2e game I was able to get a unicorn for a player who wanted one as a mount he said he wanted one for some years my PC was building a little forest for Fey and animals called Forever Green so my PC was able to hook the player up with a new mount

[@DemonicEngineer]

I was already wearing a "So damn gay" shirt, but if Logan says I'm gay NOW then I'm not gonna argue with him.

[@birdbird5337]

I've got a unicorn in my games that wears a "tiger" fur cloak that gives it immunity to spells of 5th level or lower. Unrelatedly (I swear), did you know rakshasa are vulnerable to piercing damage from good creatures?

[@DrawCartoons]

Exploring the world of unicorns is magical! From their mystical powers to enchanting adventures, Unicorn Academy captures the imagination and brings these mythical creatures to life in the most incredible ways.

[@benjaminvazquez1243]

In the specific context of the British monarchy the lion and unicorn don't refer to England and Scotland. Rather the lion represents the king's secular role as King of the United Kingdom, while the unicorn represents the king's religions role as head of the Church of England. Don't know what the deal with the chains is, though.

[@chrishubbard64]

Just wanted to put my favorite unicorn interaction I read in a story here. In this world there are like three kinds of magic, demonic magic, not relevant to the story, a form of academic magic that basically uses equations and such to make magic do precisely what you want and nothing more or less, and the wild magic which is easier to use, but you dont know how it will carry out your request. Also you will have to agree to pay a specific price for every spell. Could be forgiving an enemy, or rescuing a cat in a tree, or planting some flowers, maybe overthrowing an evil empire, but you have to agree AND perform the payment or else bad things happen. The main character discovers he has the wild magic while living in a mage city that is REALLY against that style so he has to flee for his life. He uses the wild magic to basically ask for help escaping and he gets sent a unicorn that says "I will take you to safety, but there is a price. We are bound together for a year. If you are at any point during said year not chaste and celibate, i will have to kill you." They spend the next few books partnered together as crazy stuff goes down, he meets an entire brotherhood of elven unicorn knights he works with, and he eventually fully serves the year. They stay friends but are no longer partners as his unicorn buddy is well aware he is intending to get involved with someone and not so eager to remain chaste and celibate forever. :p

[@baddragon7057]

Unicorn=Unique+Horn Oooooo so fascinating

[@baddragon7057]

I now is Uni = one

[@kattailsbackwardssoaieg9304]

Bruh the writing in this is so snippy there’s a joke that took me off guard like every four seconds One of my favorites so far

[@dkfrito]

My party stumbled upon a balor trying to do doek nefarious stuff near a portal to the feywild, and I have never seen a group happier to ask a unicorn for help

[@Xhaso817]

Unicorns looking like horses but not being one and instead a celestiales makes me think of biblically accurate angels and “not deer” combined

[@tomjohnson4922]

I need to see if I can figure out how to place a unicorn into my campaign... hmmm. Also, now that you mention it, after watching this video I do feel different.

[@Thunderblock7889]

Vaush is gonna love this video

[@omenmarin7903]

So a horse with a horn is as strong, if not stronger than a dragon? Fascinating

[@t4washere384]

Rhino make the thumbnail a 10/10.

[@RobynDavidson-z3x]

"What are you talkin about?" - 2024 Sassituison the sasquatch

[@OleanderGardenGhost]

I like the Sea Unicorns of the Arctic Ocean that will literally die due to stress.

[@ashwirthensohn5546]

Did not expect an appearance from Big Lez in this video

[@DBArtsCreators]

I've heard it said that unicorns are actually goats. Cool flip on the idea.

[@Brainwashed101]

Lae'zel warned me I would become ghaik! Tchk.

[@TheKingofGods69420]

I know I keep asking but... when is the new Seekers guide book coming out.

[@rozu7772]

I've been planning on making a Fey paladin who was killed in the past but revived by a unicorn funnily enough. It granted him it's horn and that's what keeps him alive, and without it he'll die again. The horn is still connected to the unicorn though, so it'll go back to the unicorn if it gets separated from his body. The unicorn suffers no ill effects from this arrangement. All I need is a name for the unicorn.

[@hbsavage0387]

The Big Lez Show is fuckin fantastic

[@dangalfthedruid]

2:50 Omniscience, rather than Omnipotent. Love the video, as always!

[@GruulAnarch]

As soon as I reached the end of the video, my pfp changed to this and I can't change it back

[@jaycenteno8385]

Damn, that plot twist at the end got me. Guess Im screwed now :/

[@4midble]

5:40 stibbles ain’t pure you know that

[@VensVids]

It's so funny that Wales and Scotland are the only countries in the world who picked a fictional animal as their national animal and they picked dragons and unicorns respectively.

[@almasyelesbayev736]

Runesmith: Wait, are you guys all gay? Viewer: Always has been! Gay viewers: My gayness have doubled since the last time we met, Runesmith. Runesmith: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Bless the RuneSmith

[@AlmightyDoubleHelix]

It's pretty wild to me that a unicorn is a celestial and not a fey

[@dr.facilier5186]

Jokes on you, I was already gay

[@TheFrostspec]

To keep it fair for the rest of the kids you will now be straight. If you believe this was a mistake then you can just rewatch the video.

[@Asurnasurpal]

I think you may have confused omnipotence and omniscience! Omniscience is knowing everything, omnipotence is being able to do anything you want.

[@napdogs]

I once let a player craft a Harth of Healing bow when he added the hair of a unicorn as his bow string

[@alexsduthie23]

Unicorns are fantasy Space marines. Got it

[@ConstantChaos1]

I stuck around till the gift at the end, I am now gay²

[@Loreweavver]

Dude. This gave me a wild idea. Im thinking using the concept of a djinn or wendigo that is an evil spirit with a set domain. What would happen to the corpse/spirit of a unicorn when its horn was cut off by some poacher? Could be related to nightmares somehow. But I'm feeling a corrupted dark forest with an unknown evil entity within thats basically a corrupted unicorn.

[@Bluecho4]

Unicorns in folklore were kind of badass. You didn't want to fuck with them. The idea of maidens taming them was a subversion of the usual tropes of the time.

[@kylearigo2300]

Video idea: basically the DM

[@thedootlord]

2:51 Did you mean Omnipotent or omniscient (jist pointing out if you made typo

[@Ozzy3000]

Think a fart would be enough? Unicorns are kinda horses and I know for a fact they fart... alot.

[@arm279145]

I think it’s adorable that you think gross freaks and literature is limited to the 1500s. The real timeline is since written word existed to now.

[@Lovablejames]

Unicorns for the god emperor of mankind

[@magiccamel4782]

I don't have anything to add, I'm just leaving a comment to help with the algorithm.

[@Neutral_Tired]

03:14 i think that's omniscience? Omniscience is knowing everything, omnipotence is being able to do everything

[@DrPandemonium]

Thanks for making me gay… I knew something was missing (a buff bod, great hair, beautiful smile, ability to cook, fun to be with, many friends, dance like a dream, keeps a perfect house, first with the best new music, exquisite fashion sense etc) but now I have all these things! Your videos really are magical 🥰... happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈.

[@thechazzler8934]

Fun fact, the unicorn is actually us, the scottish's national animal, and in ancient text is the supposed predator of the lion Scotland forever, happy pride

[@sable2146]

also was already QAF. but now even more so. ty

[@HyperEwok1]

based Eyewitness clip

[@Navifaerie64]

Don't apologize for making people gay, Runesmith.