BATMAN DON'T GIVE A DAMN IN JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED | Double Toasted Bites

[@lexdadon27]

"YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?" is the most realistic thing to say from a superhero lmao

[@collegerebel]

That's probably the one time Bruce sounded normal.

[@mandalorian_guy]

"Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is B A T."

[@mitchellneuhoff9946]

Ha I know he was like “ Are you out of your fucking mind Clark?

[@EliDEVITTSpeaks]

Bro was straight up an angry dick at this, and people say this is the best batman lol.

[@YuukitheMighty1]

Batman was like, "you got me fucked up"

[@sonicheroxd5767]

"Right now, on that BULLSHIT"

[@brepow18]

😂😂😂

[@sholape]

LOL

[@blazilfrazil2]

Batman was DISGUSTED with that phone call 😂😂

[@ryancurrul7208]

Batman turned into Alonso from Training Day for a second 😂😂

[@HerooftheWild]

Kevin Conroy did such an amazing job as Batman

[@comixproviderftw_02]

*sigh* I miss that guy.

[@HerooftheWild]

@@comixproviderftw_02 man, we all do. He was gone too soon

[@michaelstrong5383]

He's the true Batman to me.

[@jediknightgeo]

Forever the GOAT

[@JM-gs5oc]

He really did

[@comixproviderftw_02]

To be fair, Batman is a part timer in the Justice League. He’s already got enough on his plate with Gotham’s issues.

[@thedefinitionisthis]

I mean, it was kinda BS. As the JL series went on, they did establish that almost all the Leaguers for the most part still operated solo, while still tending to League business. Even Bruce Timm was like, "Yeah, he's a 'part timer', but he's in like 90% of the episodes" or something lol. Just something that they had to loosely maintain for continuity because "Batman Beyond" established Bruce not joining the JL full-time.

[@Jason5818UI]

Lol Superman had way more on his plate in Metropolis than Batman

[@joshjones9749]

Batman don't trust no government to turn himself over to lol if his identity gets exposed it's all over for him. Batman was playing chess while they were playing checkers.

[@Jason5818UI]

@@joshjones9749 not really he underestimated Luthor and went to confront him with no backup and luckily he was saved from they fall from stories up

[@jamesoblivion]

Batman also has a chip on his shoulder about being a part timer. 😆

[@MisterTwit]

The best part is the way Batman just turns his head to look straight at the camera. Batman never makes eye contact when the League calls him because he's always busy. But this time he had to look them dead in the eye just to make sure they weren't fucking with him.

[@Grimloxz]

So true!!!! He NEVER looks at the camera when ANYBODY calls but this right here????? LOLOLOLOLOL

[@sholape]

😂😂

[@ten410]

Kevin Conroy delivered those lines perfectly, R.I.P. to the GOAT

[@n1c704]

“I know y’all not talking all this shit about powers while you fightin crime on my equipment and breathing in Wayne Enterprises air in this watchtower” -Batman

[@VGHistory1]

This is a crazy ass line lmao

[@robertwoods3871]

"Breathing in Wayne Enterprises air" is peak pettiness

[@aharris82]

Haha, Batman was like "You want me to WHAT?! Mannn....get the F*** off my phone..." XD

[@mew10521]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha😅

[@AveryLedwell]

4:14 " I AINT GOT TO DO A GOT DAM THING EXCEPT STAY BAT AND DIE!" lmao

[@terrellwise6873]

I read it as soon as he said it lol😂

[@thedefinitionisthis]

Remember: In the DCAU continuity, Batman was a "part-timer" (working full-time hours lol). He basically gave himself an out to be like, "y'all fucking up. I'm out." LOL. The cut to "You want me to what?!" is sitll one of my favorite moments from the show lol. And when he hangs up on the League, Wonder Woman is just like: "That actually went better than I thought it would."

[@heymima1990]

Y’all remember when joker freaked out when he found out his goons forgot to pay taxes on the money he’s been stealing & knew the irs was coming for him 😂

[@beCoCOi]

No one is crazy enough to cross the IRS.

[@jamesnesbitt2941]

He inherited it and didn’t pay the inheritance tax. Was actually legit money and he spent it all.

[@FoxNinja4000]

The first half was real, the second half was fake so he wouldn't be able to keep whatever he bought.​@@jamesnesbitt2941

[@NMbones98]

That sh!t was pure comedy lmfao 😂

[@IAmWizdom1000]

@@jamesnesbitt2941The Joker freaking out about the only “legal” money he has is HILARIOUS!😂😂😂

[@Tennislover511]

You guys missed the best where he says “if you’re feeling guilty turn yourself in, don’t expect someone else to do your work for you, I’m a part timer remember, I don’t have to DO anything”

[@BoneCrusherXD]

And the fact they thought it went better than they expected. 😂

[@casnova0471]

​@@BoneCrusherXDlol wonder woman knew how this was going to go

[@teeillacurtis5207]

R.I.P to Dwayne McDuffie….. He wrote for the Justice League cartoon and that specific BATMAN clip you guys are converting is one of his many great contributions to the animated series 👍🏽

[@biguy617]

I miss him

[@mrtomorrowman1]

Not a single animated movie or series has been that well written since he has been gone. He is the goat of superhero story telling

[@biguy617]

@@mrtomorrowman1 not entirely true. There have been some good animated DC movies.

[@biguy617]

Batman Long Halloween was good. Flashpoint was great. Justice League Dark was really good. The two animated movies about the Suicide Squad were good. I liked Justice League Doom. The ones with Matt Ryan as Constantine are good

[@RegBeta]

​@biguy617 Agreed plus the fight scenes in those movies makes the ones in "Justice League: Unlimited" look like they were made in the 60s.

[@tron9683]

And the best part, while they were flying out to turning themselves in, Batman was already driving on his way to solve the whole damn thing.

[@redbuick]

Batman was like " You must be done lost your goddamn mind ."

[@willbacewicz2087]

Whenever Batman is interacting with any other DC hero he always has the attitude of a babysitter that's not getting paid enough and has an end of semester test the next day

[@paradisecity0406able]

Everytime Billy laughs, an angel gets their wings...

[@inthedeadhours]

Air traffic in heaven must be fucking CROWDED!

[@buckfidencoincidencetheori7200]

And chuck Norris gets a new vein popping out

[@AndreNitroX]

Amen

[@BenJaminn90]

Annoying laugh he laughed at ANY THING

[@VC10FOX]

​@@BenJaminn90 whomp whomp 😢

[@theartist8291]

Nah the fact darksied try to recruit him on numerous occasions, tells you everything u need to know😂

[@artdog0100]

The only human he respected.

[@TerranceFoster-kw4sw]

Damn 😂😂😂😂😂

[@batmanofsanantonio5331]

What makes Batman even cooler is his delivery is so good, and he doesn’t even need to curse.

[@misterelom]

"I don't HAVE to do ANYTHING. I'm a part timer, remember?" Literally my favorite Batman line from the entire series.

[@moderndancingfool]

I DIED LAUGHING AT THIS when this aired live. I'm so glad this clip went up on KZbin.

[@dragondaveltd1992]

You want me to WHAT?! 3:38

[@jacquesmassard9226]

as a rich white man Batman knows you need to talk to his attorney before you think of arresting him

[@Himdatboiii]

I swear man Billy’s laugh cures my depression hanging out with him must be amazing

[@KingAiras]

YESSSS! I WAS THE ONE WHO SENT THIS TO THEM! IM SOOOOO HAPPY!!!!

[@chrischeckerslara3441]

Lmfao! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 And that's why Batman is STILL one of my favorite heroes. Absolutely Based.

[@baki484]

I agree

[@SmartDave60]

“I thought the Joker was crazy.” LOL!!!

[@lonedemonofdeath666]

you know its bad when someone says something even the joker aint crazy enough to say hahahahahahaha

[@ratedtriplex]

I remember that episode when GL wanted everyone to practice to improve teamwork and Batman blew up everyone's practice robots .😂 "Happy? Call me when it's important and not before" and left. 😂

[@deviantassassin8141]

Wonder Woman thought that sweet talk would work on Bruce, "girl we only kissed, and even if we did get serious...the answer is still no"🤣

[@MrBlueBot5]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zezeti2246]

Mission before hos😂

[@CorporationSKY]

if only more men had that level of conviction...these hose would treat you better

[@deviantassassin8141]

@@CorporationSKY all men in general right🤷🏾‍♂️

[@CorporationSKY]

@@deviantassassin8141 yeah..they give these women waaay too much power. They think some nice curves, pretty face, seductive voice and sexy tight clothes..hell even giving up the cat is enough to make men do illogically dangerous and pointlessly manipulative things. Batman was like " Idc how fine you are...I ain't doing that shit!! get off my line!"

[@dustymiller2995]

And this is why I’ve always been a Batman fan lol

[@mttylerdurden9]

0:41 the animated movie they're talking about is Justice League Doom, and when he told the league that the contingency plans that were used against them were his, everyone was pissed except Hal Jordan who agreed with Batman.

[@SSGKoop]

Yeah and he said the contingency plan to stop himself was the Justice League 😂😂

[@Jason5818UI]

​lol stop himself? He was still as vulnerable as a human anyone could've eliminated him...GL saved him from getting deleted by the royal flush gang lol

[@jokesterr119]

@@SSGKoopgood thing it wasn’t the Batman who laughs lol

[@doubleflores8350]

Now what was Batman’s contingency plan for if he turned rogue. Simple, it was the Justice league. Batman’s so arrogant that he thinks an entire team of Mets humans are enough to take him down. Dude, just a trick shot from a gun otta do it. He ain’t that bad.

[@sirvictorgreenblade9469]

Words can't describe how Gangsta Hal Jordan is. I've always loved him as the main Green Lantern

[@Argos-xb8ek]

Unlimited was the best thing ever to me as a kid because literally a whole pantheon of heroes and villains was wild.

[@dbzking02]

I loved Batman’s rivalry with Amanda Waller.

[@biguy617]

Later Amanda grew to respect Batman and the League. That is why she helped create the Batman Beyond project.

[@FlippySuper]

I always love when Korey gets his inner Batman nerd out

[@Night-Mayor]

Superman: Did you make a plan if you went bad, Bruce? Batman: I did. It's called the Justice League. ( I hope you guys are up to the challenge. )

[@doubleflores8350]

Superman: you ain’t that bad! Batman: I know. 😔

[@byronjefferson1697]

I love that shit, bro is like "Yeah its gonna take all of you to beat me."

[@Shiirow]

Superman calls him arrogant for not even making a contingency plan for himself, and he says he did, its call the Justice League.

[@baki484]

​@@Shiirow You can add failsafe (batman's contingency for himself that mopped the floor with the justice league) because he knew he'd ask for superman's help.

[@baki484]

​@@doubleflores8350 Looks like Bruce's contingency for himself is deadlier than the ones he had for the league being strong enough to beat superman knowing batman would call supes for help.

[@michaelstrong5383]

In Batman's defense, Gotham is full of messed-up criminals that he has to take care of. So him not having time for the Justice League makes sense.

[@sirvictorgreenblade9469]

Yeah but Hal always made time for league business and Lantern business.

[@proto245]

@@sirvictorgreenblade9469 Batman straight up works on his own way despite saying he is part-timer. That title is just an excuse for him to have an out if the league is screwing up, like exhibt A on the video.

[@Superlad9494]

​@@proto245 in this case, when the common people are scared, it's best to show them you mean no harm by willingly doing something that you might not necessarily have to, but choose to do. Batman was right about Lex and Brainiac having a plot, but someone had to actually show the U.S. Government that the league was not the bad guys, J'onn's word simply wasn't enough anymore...and J'onn had been reassuring all season to no merit when he should have been believed...because Martian Manhunter isn't exactly as widely known name as say Superman, Flash, Green Lantern, Batman, Hawkwoman, Aquaman or Wonder Woman in this continuity. In Superman and Wonder Woman's eyes...this is preventing another "Starcrossed" and if Superman and Wonder Woman do so first...then everyone else will do so because "if they're willing to step aside in times of fear, so can we"...Batman doesn't seem to realize that they were trying to prevent more fear from occuring, because he runs on that stuff and was probably glad that the public was afraid of the league...and like Clark said once "Bruce isn't always right", and the majority of the league sides with him and Diana most of the time...especially the lantern corps when they actually do this sort of stuff concerning legality and morality both out in space...and this whole thing was actually Wally's example that Diana, John and Clark picked up on anyway.

[@rascoehunter3608]

My favorite Batman clip from the show is when the Flash wanted an original league member to go with him to the Flash museum grand opening. Batman just glares Orion to force him to go.

[@davidmenchaca1063]

“I don’t got to do a goddamn thing but stay BAT and die!”😂

[@AnointedFlow]

5:00 "Aint nothin wrong with this connection" is hilarious!

[@Inkbleedful]

XD ah rest in piece Kevin Conroy.

[@noy8940]

“I ain’t gotta do nun but stay Bat and Die” lmfaoooo

[@liferealgood]

Funniest Batman clip I saw was clip of a henchmen entering a room and found Batman looking for clues in the dark. Batman saw him. They made clear eye contact and the criminal walked away like I ain’t seen sh-t!! Then henchmen even closed the door behind him. 😂

[@StarboundUK]

That's from Batman TAS movie Phantasm IIRC 😂😂😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pn7HZYZjgdCsrassi=-3S2TdaQozoM3WCV

[@StarboundUK]

That's from the Batman TAS movie with the 3 batwomen😂😅 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pn7HZYZjgdCsrassi=-3S2TdaQozoM3WCV

[@mirtaabreu7124]

"Just Us League" LMAO!!

[@nobodyknowsforsure]

Event better after he hangs up - Wonder Woman was like...He took that better than I expected...

[@Jessidafennecfox]

Diana respects Bruce and honestly she is the best person to date him

[@XMASTER99]

"Stay bat and die" is a crazy line

[@Filmation77]

0:48 the best JLU scene is when Batman gets up and saying to J'on Jonzz "I'm leaving ,unless YOU wanna Stop me" J'on Jonzz: No Cause Martian Manhunter KNOWS Better.

[@felipelovecraft1767]

That's why Batman is a badass, he doesn't have to respond or follow anybody.

[@Paranormal718]

3:36 🤣 🤣 🤣 classic! And he was driving to! Making it more gangsta! 😆

[@memecity9849]

I've always loved the version of Batman that would do anything to achieve the goal, whether that be showing compassion or wiping someone out

[@SSGKoop]

Im trying to remember what exact Justice League cartoon/movie where Batman had said that shit, Superman had asked him "you had ways to neutralize all of us, but you never had one for yourself" Batman replied "I did have one to neutralize myself, its called the Justice League" mic drop for Batman 😂😂

[@mttylerdurden9]

Justice League Doom

[@eingoluq]

The animated film called Justice League: Doom

[@SSGKoop]

@@mttylerdurden9 yep there it is

[@Andres0082]

Meanwhile The Batman Who Laughs just pissed on that

[@cgmshow1871]

Batman was like whats all this we shit lol

[@robertwoods3871]

Bruce straight up went "I didn't know you niggas spoke French" 😂

[@ACinemafanatic]

Man rip to Kevin Conroy he was simply phenomenal as Batman

[@inosukehashibira5511]

I wish he got the better chance to play a better live action Batman than that cw bullshit

[@williambeckett6336]

You wouldn't have a contingency plan for an alien who can sneeze or fart at the wrong time and destroy a city block? Hell yeah I'd be plottin on the whole damn crew.

[@owlmatrix6794]

batman was like " what you mean by turning myself in "

[@matty6878]

batman so real for that

[@godclothshango1194]

Just started a rewatch of this series, unlimited has so many fun character moments.

[@Alice-me2qk]

Forget about funny moments, there are funny episodes like the one where every adult got turned into a child and the one where Circe turned wonder woman into a pig.

[@Dagenspear]

There's Only One True God and He is YHWH Jehovah. PLEASE, you, and EVERYONE, if you haven't already, embrace the One and Only God, Only One Jesus Christ His Only Begotten Son and Lord and Savior of our souls and the Only One Holy Spirit. God is good. God is love. Jesus is Lord. Jesus IS coming. Your soul depends on it! I have seen God act in my life. He saved my soul, changed my heart, changed my mind, helped people through me, took care of people in my life, people I hurt before I found God. God is the only reason I was able to reconcile with my dad before he died. God worked through Jesus Christ to save our souls. Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins. Believe in your heart and confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ died on the cross for your sins, and that God raised Him from the dead, repent of your sins, accept God, Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit into your heart and you will be saved. Be baptized in The Holy Spirit, and if He wills, water as well. For God so loved the world that He gave His only Begotten Son Jesus Christ, that all who believe on Him should not perish but have everlasting life. Jesus Christ is The Way, The Truth and The Life. No one comes to the Father Jehovah God but through Him. Not long after I got saved I prayed to God for help understanding the Holy Bible, and that same day someone knocked on my door asking me if I wanted to understand the Bible. The Holy Bible says, "love thy enemy", "turn the other cheek", "If your enemy is hungry, feed him", "if he is thirsty, give him a drink", "pray for those who persecute you", "do not repay evil for evil". LORD willing, all humans may commit sin of almost every kind (gay, straight), and that's wrong, and all humans sin, as God through The Holy Bible says, "for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and all are justified freely by His grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus." The Holy Bible also says, "If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness."

[@acerivera5464]

I thought the joker was crazy is the best response ever!!! Lol

[@melissasmith4254]

Y'all making this episode more hilarious 😂😂😂😂

[@uchidaoginome]

Billy is so funny! Keep that brother around! He dug in the crate for some great references to old movies and TV shows (I ain't gotta do nothin except stay Black and die! Deep cut!) and even did the Batman voice at the end. He's a great addition to the show, always has been but it's my first time commenting just to give him his due. What's he do otherwise? Is he a comedian or a comedy writer?

[@chrischeckerslara3441]

Billy brooks is an actor. And his older brother is one too. In fact, his brother played Jax in the recent Mortal Kombat movie a few years ago. Either way, he's one of the best aspects of double toasted hands down.

[@TheOneManWhoBeatYou]

From what I've picked up I think he's a theatre actor and professional dancer (once said he's done professional dance for 25 years). He's also done some voice work

[@GeorgeTheTio]

This is the funniest shit I seen all week 😂😂😂

[@KevRyanCG]

The Justice League tuned into the wrong Bat channel and the wrong Bat time.

[@ghost245353]

I wished they played the rest of the video so we can hear Wonder Woman say: "honestly, he took that better than I thought he would" XD

[@darkturnwabler]

The clip from Justice League Action with him and Athena is gold

[@rodrigoferreramenezes5274]

Batman has a asylum full of super criminals and Superman wants him to give up?!

[@ryancurrul7208]

That’s the Real BVS 😅😅

[@buttonsfan]

0:31 That was an episode of Batman: Brave and the Bold

[@tanikwish]

Okay, so CLEARLY I need to watch Justice League Unlimited. That cracked me the hell up.

[@kyla3635]

I love when DT talks about Batman😂😂 Batman has contingency plans for the JL but still loses Gotham every other month and let's the Joker continue to kill ppl.

[@doubleflores8350]

I love how in Dark Knight returns, Batman basically snaps and decides he done with joker. He won’t change and decides to kill him. “All the people I murdered by letting you live!”

[@Stakwell]

"I thought the Joker was crazy. You guys have lost your damn mind" 😂😂😂

[@yungmetrogaming9487]

Batman can smell Bullshit far greater than even superman can with the super sense

[@Telecuhubby]

I love that billy and martin got the facts nailed down on this ish 💯

[@CLDJ227]

Dang I was not expecting them to play a clip from one of my favorite shows 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣.

[@CasterShellz]

“We? What do you mean ‘we’? Nintendo Wii?”

[@bensneb360]

Batman pulled an Alonzo: Oh no you didn’t… wait a minute, no you didn’t lol

[@Suarez05]

Bruce Stood on BIDNESS.

[@ssjchixken5110]

The wildest justice league moment was when lex luthor finds out he has cancer and instantly put the blame on superman, TO HIS FACE😭😭😭😭

[@sanstheskeleton8104]

now i want them to review the Justice League cartoon.

[@rmeddy]

FR ,this was hilarious The Cadmus arc was the high watermark

[@jotaylor3682]

4:14 I don't got to do a goddamn thing but stay bat and die😂😂😂😂

[@chess_piece_bishop_knight]

3:38 - 3:39 ~ "You want me to what!?" - Batman, thinking about the millions of crimes, the state of Wayne Enterprises, Wayne Industries immm, Gotham, the Watchtower he funded lol.

[@OYME13]

BATMAN has that mortal telling the equivalent of gods on earth to fck off, kinda confidence.

[@Drakion11]

Best episode was when he got captured and straight manipulated the villains. Seduces Cheetah knowing they were on camera. Tricked Grundy into fighting Ultrahumanoid. Tricked Grundy again into giving him water so he could short circuit his containment. Then when the Justice League arrived it made Lex paranoid and made everyone think Cheetah snitched. Turns out Batman paid Ultrahumanoid more than Lex. The only smart person in that group was Joker. He told them straight up to kill Batman because he will escape. No one listened to Batman's primary villain.

[@melissacross5525]

3:38 my face hurts!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@hothotheat3000]

The contingency episode was so funny. “Then you’re damn FOOLS.”

[@oneDonly]

Dc really did a good job with there animated shows especially Batman

[@infinite-sadness]

I love JL and JLU

[@CBright7831]

You all should watch some clips of the DCAU version of Darkseid sometime. Much like the DCAU Batman, he's got quotes for days.

[@Erichwanh]

Wonder Woman: We want you to invest in the JL via GigaStar Batman: YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?

[@willcopeland275]

The only person Darkseid is scared of is Santa Clause

[@cosmogcrusader5546]

Batman's like "You want me to WHAT? Man, get tf out of here. I got contingency plans for all of you and you ain't got shit on me. I built the Watchtower you mess around in. Besides, I got shit to do. I got an entire Rogues Gallery to deal with, I got a city to cleanup, I can't be fuckin' around with no US custody."

[@billymoore7182]

This is why Batman is a badass. You don't tell him what to do. Don't Fuck With the Bat.

[@bizmofunyuns]

My favorite line from the car scene is when he tells the whole Justice League , "This is the SINGLE, DUMBEST idea ive ever heard." 😂

[@JeffStrange]

I swear, I wish I was there with y’all! This is the podcast I wish I was on right now!!! Salute, gentlemen!!!🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

[@IZA_Grey]

Batman don't have superpowers but he has the balls to tell them when they out they damn mind.

[@Arizonadreamcatcher4]

RIP Kevin Conroy

[@EazyDee-ps8xi]

LMAO😅 Wonder woman: you have to come with us Bruce. Batman: I ain't gotta do a gotdamn thing. 🤣

[@NMbones98]

This why Batman will always be the goat no exceptions

[@BobbyMoore2-mp8wb]

The Batman 2004 series was awesome 😊

[@wilcee238]

The art was horrible though.

[@BobbyMoore2-mp8wb]

@@wilcee238 dork

[@Alice-me2qk]

@@wilcee238 In what way?

[@wilcee238]

@@Alice-me2qk Robin and Batgirl had heads too big for their bodies. and Joker looked like a juggalo crossed with a hyena

[@d.c.stranded7134]

Justice League is one of those must watch shows for action and animation fans especially if you like stuff such as the recent Across the Spider-Verse movie cuz one of the directors also worked on that show back in the day

[@Alice-me2qk]

Do you know which one?

[@d.c.stranded7134]

@@Alice-me2qk I checked the Across the Spider Verse Wikipedia page, they listed Joaquim Dos Santos as a director and his Wikipedia page includes working on episodes of Justice League, IMDB also says this