Batman’s battle intelligence, Stark’s IQ, and Superman’s brawn? Goddamn it nobody stands a CHANCE
@blackspiderman1887Ай бұрын
It's time for Vegeta to start roasting everybody
@johnlawful2272Ай бұрын
Superman created a reality warping machine his parents come from the science branch of krypton.
@bloodoftheunicorns2621Ай бұрын
@@johnlawful2272 People always downplay Superman’s intelligence. He has even stated that he could upgrade all of Batman’s equipment.
@johnlawful2272Ай бұрын
@@bloodoftheunicorns2621 yep dude is a genius he gets nerf for batman.
@jeremywatters2295Ай бұрын
@@johnlawful2272 he still dumber than Batman sure his parents are not but superman is not his parents.
@bomberhood7234Ай бұрын
I love that Batman and Iron Man are basically bros at this point.
@AgentVenom95Ай бұрын
I could see it: Batman & Ironman working together would be unstoppable.... almost.
@Zatanna_editsАй бұрын
@@dony1716he is not smarter than iron man
@Jude-j2wАй бұрын
He's not smarter than Batman either.
@Jude-j2wАй бұрын
He's not smarter than Batman or Ironman. Their are both very smart. Batman's Highest IQ is 1045. That intelligence is practically comparing a newborn to a 100 year old. Spiderman is just a nerd teenager compared to Batman and Iron man which both of them of up to 40 - 50 years of life expertise.
@dony1716Ай бұрын
@@Zatanna_edits his company was reacher and he proved it in the comics its facts
@RogerStanford23Ай бұрын
@@dony1716 cap batman outsmart braniac batman>peter neg
@kyrascoeАй бұрын
2:41 "First of all... Kraken these nuts."😂😂😂😂
@jamrock719Ай бұрын
💵laughs in billionaire club poses lmao
@JollyNatorАй бұрын
But where was the Spider-Society? On their lunch break? It's just Venom!
@Icantsee389Ай бұрын
They are eating chips watching the war unfold 😂
@issaq007Ай бұрын
Venom won't miss this for the world 😂
@omegasurge3277Ай бұрын
The rest of the Spider Society are sipping cups of coffee like "nah we're good here"
@crowkoraki691029 күн бұрын
Let's be honest venom will stay behind just to watch the chaos 😆😆😆
@omegasurge327729 күн бұрын
@@JollyNator With a microphone on his hand yelling "holy shit" at random
@MasonthebaconhairАй бұрын
Dark Iron Bats Alliance is a sick name.
@treveonbell3520Ай бұрын
Can somebody please get venom off the microphone.
@DEADLYSTORM22Ай бұрын
Fax, it sounds cold
@treveonbell3520Ай бұрын
@@DEADLYSTORM22 yeah you're probably right is actually pretty cool I got it with me every time somebody says a really good roast or something he goes like that plus there's also his relationship with you know who you know that sassy version of somebody from the X-Men.
@Un3arth3dDragon98Ай бұрын
They called DIBs on it . . . no? Aight, Imma head out
@treveonbell3520Ай бұрын
@@Un3arth3dDragon98 okay see you later
@Universeknight10055Ай бұрын
Batman just call martian hunter piccolo 😂.
@kharijordan6426Ай бұрын
I think 🤔 that might have been a one minute melee.
@randomguy9002Ай бұрын
Worst Its chaozu 💀
@DervinHaywardАй бұрын
Iron Man*
@johnjoel930020 күн бұрын
It was.Piccolo lost @@kharijordan6426 But with his orange form it could be fun to watch
@kaydenbarksdalegamingАй бұрын
6:29 Ooh Flash just got told STFU by Man of Steel and Batman
@kaydenbarksdalegamingАй бұрын
6:32 The Super Dark Iron Bats Alliance is Official
@GabrielHoadley2-je9esАй бұрын
Nothing says beginning/ending the week like a Slice of Fun Roast Session.
@MrSFblackАй бұрын
Who would've that the boy scout would give Bruce and Tony trouble when it came to roasting? Now I've seen it all.
@jeremybrummel3254Ай бұрын
I don't think Clark's comebacks were very good, though. He acts like Batman wouldn't just normally wear a lead lined suit or that kryptonite wouldn't just turn into a gas.
@AgnesBooth-zu7twАй бұрын
Or with Tony stark Get a kriptonite power suit like Lex Luthor With a kriptonite arch reactor Or infuse metal with kriptonite Some iron man green suit. Diana infuse her sword with a piece of kriptonite in DCeased. And cut superman half his arm.
@jeremybrummel3254Ай бұрын
@AgnesBooth-zu7tw It all depends on the writer and plot armor. It's why it's hard to gauge the limits of super heroes. I can't even take seriously one story where Superman carried the weight of the universe... For balance reasons, Flash should be the fastest and the only one able to time travel. Yet they essentially do the same feats with Superman.
@KeiLFCАй бұрын
5:48 Bro called Trigon, "Charizard" 😂😂
@delta2015Ай бұрын
Remember the time when Batman was only a man who used his resources to help his city by fighting criminals and dangerous individuals instead of a Gary Stu with contingency plans from A to Z that he uses to defeat gods, demigods, aliens, sentient machines and ride tyrannosaurs? Me too.
@Kos4EvrАй бұрын
Pepridge farms remember
@bloodoftheunicorns2621Ай бұрын
Honestly, I don’t understand why people seem to love it so much? I miss when he was actually a detective.
@-Hexag0nАй бұрын
Not every character needs to be able to kill everything else and have a picture perfect contingency for every fucking thing and whenever your name is mentioned, fans and haters alike know he's winning sort of shit...And I totally agree with people who say Batman used to be better when it was about a MAN simply helping his city, not killing Gods
@SWDude2710Ай бұрын
Fair point. Though I guess people just got bored of his more grounded stories and preferred seeing him kick everyone else's ass, gods and beyond.
@Kos4EvrАй бұрын
@@SWDude2710 they basically made him into iron man except most of his contingencies fail. Except batman never fails. Which makes it dumb. Its fun watching tony fail. He thinks he is so much smarter than everyone else. When tony obtained a god-like power he made everyone on earth's intelligence equal to him. Reed richards said he felt dumber.
@kaydenbarksdalegamingАй бұрын
Dark Iron Bats Alliance has Rises
@esmell44Ай бұрын
0:41 Holy sh*t!!! (echoing)
@BrianGuzman-ry4seАй бұрын
Barry ain’t recovery from this one
@fatalfractal1298Ай бұрын
That was diabolical Emotional damage.
@DianObsidianАй бұрын
ultra max damage!
@kingoftheoutergodsazathoth381Ай бұрын
ULTRA COMBOOOO!!!
@jamesbaggett7223Ай бұрын
That was a fucking tactical nuke
@mechajay3358Ай бұрын
1:18 Dang, those two should save that kind of talk in the bedroom.
@Sam-pp5fuАй бұрын
4:15 Realistically, Batman has NO reliable plan for him, NOT EVEN SPACE, because it was shown in comics, that IT WON'T STOP HIM. Batman fanboys can't prove the opposite
@DualitySmith12 күн бұрын
Not a fanboy here but he said extreme cold or heat would TEMPORARILY stop him. Excluding that, plastic man is a virtually invincible superhero
@chetankalyanreddyarabandi2818Ай бұрын
2:19 he forgot to "here we go again" 🤣😂
@FIREFISTGAMERSАй бұрын
Gta reference😅
@chetankalyanreddyarabandi2818Ай бұрын
@@FIREFISTGAMERS yup
@pedrojulianes8226Ай бұрын
Remember when they started rousting miles Morales Adidas suit? And now they rousting the justice league. Good for them
@jeuryrabassa4724Ай бұрын
Things can change as time goes on.
@PatisdeadАй бұрын
More like Colgate suit no tooth brush
@andrewcdno6532Ай бұрын
Rousting the Adidas suit got old real quick. Roasting Madame Web and Paul priceless.
@Universeknight10055Ай бұрын
Trigon the terrible and Darkseid not immune to batman roasted them.
@midknightriderzex5120Ай бұрын
Yes!!! 6:29 was exactly what I needed from a previous comment of mentioning "SHUT UP FLASH" in previous video! Thank you! I love this channel!
@jayson4714Ай бұрын
0:40 HOLY SHIT🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 2:45 WICKED SICK🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 6:30 They didn't have to do bro like that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@wilbertmelvern3812Ай бұрын
Ah yes the dota announcer the best one
@LeonardoTyrone-sr4qzАй бұрын
This is going to be good 0:10
@Manan_Agrawal056Ай бұрын
Batman should have brought out the pink kryptonite😂😂😂😂
@SuryadevKmАй бұрын
Oh that's taboo here... 🤫
@jamrock719Ай бұрын
😒we don't talk about the pink kryptonite...lol
@bloodoftheunicorns2621Ай бұрын
I don’t think Batman wants to end up in a wheelchair😂
@foppolettin1724Ай бұрын
The Super Dark Iron Bat Alliance is GOATED 😭
@DEADLYSTORM22Ай бұрын
Finally, Flash and Green lantern are here!!
@daner29318 күн бұрын
2:28 ... that was a violation personally
@ghosti7915 күн бұрын
Superman, Batman and Ironman teaming up is scary lol
@moarmy6779Ай бұрын
Your roasts make my day. Thank you so very much! 🤣🤣
@TheGr8T321Ай бұрын
Damn !! My man Superman wasn't taking no prisoners. 🔥🔥✊☝
@Universeknight10055Ай бұрын
This second time that batman call other super hero disney princess.
@praisethesun854817 күн бұрын
I just like that venom is Batman's hype man in every video
@SwampedPlaysGames-ox9zkАй бұрын
0:42 NOT THE YAMCHA POSE
@Killing.monsters.spriteАй бұрын
Cyborg: im smarter than all your suits! Tony: that's cute
@Supermateo9723 күн бұрын
lol I do love how Superman is respected enough by Batman to be called the “roast master” and the fact that he actually gets some really good ones in before Batman gets in the last word.
@dragogaming5552Ай бұрын
The last thing a green lantern want to say to batman is "he can take him down without the ring" Because we saw what happened last time.
@HeroBlazze19 күн бұрын
That Venom’s “HOLY SHIT” gets me every time I rewatch😂😂😂
@hadere763220 күн бұрын
Cinderella with a curfew is crazy lmaoo
@sectionskywalker5080Ай бұрын
2:18 😂 3:55 piccolo is crazy😂
@michaelespinoza215020 күн бұрын
Manhunter INSTANTLY abandoned ship😂
@TheSuperboy_PrimeАй бұрын
Superman's Roast are Powerful enough to make Batman cry on his Knees. XDXD 4:47
@eddiehernandez875923 күн бұрын
Aint no way he do plastic man like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
@abrahambenkhiaron74445 күн бұрын
Venom is now the official hype man of these roast battles..always on the microphone 🎤
@Jasobroc87Ай бұрын
Bats calling Aquaman Spongebob lol 😂😂😂 but the "Kraken deez nutz" thing totally made me burst in laughter!!
@jamesbaggett7223Ай бұрын
Even funnier if you picture Kevin Conroy saying it
@damianstarks3338Ай бұрын
This new Batman roast video is beyond dope and hilarious. Batman and Iron Man are the absolute perfect duo
@BluecedorАй бұрын
"STFU, Flash." Holy F that's gonna trigger my DNR.
@tobimadara7539Ай бұрын
2:55. DAMN
@multi-voiceentertainment7013Ай бұрын
I love it when you bring Venom on the scene and saying Holy Shit and adding a huge explosion about saying that. LOL
@dayvonlouis5187Ай бұрын
Damn he killed Flash in a second😂 Cyborg didnt stand a chance😂 4:32 True
@funkyfource89327 күн бұрын
Who else thought he'd actually come with the real contigency plans for this one ?
@smorphous8928Ай бұрын
Flash got destroyed and it hasn’t even been a minute into the video 😂😂😂
@Universeknight10055Ай бұрын
Batman 🦇 and iron man are very brutal and ruthless video. They not hold back.
@milamaxwell173122 күн бұрын
I do not know much when it comes to the d. C universe. But the one thing that I have seen over the years of being on this planet, Batman and Superman are always always always shit talking their enemies. They're always roasting people, they roast each other. They roast their allies, the main ones
@Jaytheanimator7725Ай бұрын
Honestly a team of Batman and Tony Stark would be incredibly dangerous you would have Tony's technical genius Batman's planning skill combat skill and battle IQ and countless research into weaknesses and best ways to take down people that is ridiculously dangerous people don't admit it but Batman's contingency plans work a lot and they work very well.
@egor102Ай бұрын
plot twist jarvis and alfred have had enough of those 2 and put them in thier place.
@GuyNamedGrayАй бұрын
Just wrap the kryptonite in lead foil, Batman. It's what his parents did with his christmas presents
@LoneWolf_432Ай бұрын
yea that's what i was thinking
@Galaxy-Master-UserАй бұрын
Bro just got own 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@juangarza127Ай бұрын
Imagine Batman and Iron Man roasting the Spider Society 😂
@jameselliott21618 күн бұрын
Just when you thought it was safe to be a cookie cut square. . . *Super Dark Iron Bats Alliance!!!*
@JerimiahStudios19 күн бұрын
Bro a Kryptonite Infinity Gauntlet is crazy
@Woods1528Ай бұрын
I actually think they’ll be the perfect trio. With Iron Man’s technology, Batman‘s brains, and Superman’s brawn; they’ll be nearly unstoppable.
@rolandov8761Ай бұрын
Batman and Ironman together would be the best underrated duo that ever existed in Marvel and DC 😎❤️ Their roast is so ruthless not gonna lie Superman is a real one for stepping up
@treveonbell3520Ай бұрын
@@rolandov8761 so what are your thoughts on the spider society and the Justice League who do you think deserves the bigger vote?
@marcelolopes735Ай бұрын
2:45 " W I C K E D S I C K . " -venom 6:06 that "What the f*ck!" From darkseid is hilarious for somereason😂 His face always gets me
@anthonygarland61106 күн бұрын
Cyborgs roast had me dead
@IsaacMuntz3 күн бұрын
They roasted him into oblivion 😂
@Universeknight10055Ай бұрын
Batman call trigon charizard 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
@umbrellacorp.Ай бұрын
I'm joining the you guys. We can call it "The Iron-Bat of Umbrella Corp." Bruce and Tony is Freaking Awesome. 😂👍👍💯
@Shawn-mc6yx27 күн бұрын
guys, the first time green lantern encountered batman he asked robin to paint everything in the room yellow, and robin snagged his ring
@Universeknight10055Ай бұрын
Batman Mr.krab. aquaman is spongebob squarepants 😂.
@hecticstairsАй бұрын
1:53 do they ever call him Cryborg
@slayeroverlord366727 күн бұрын
I just followed u today now I'm crying of laughing 😂😂
@TengokuNizzyАй бұрын
Venom from the movies is upgrading first “ holy shit “ to later “ Wicked Sick “ man I love venom with his op reactions it’s just perfect
@Jasobroc87Ай бұрын
Calling John Jonnz Justice League''s own "Chaozu" 😂😂😂😂 ok Bats you cross the line!!
@annoyedtorchic8270Ай бұрын
Damn that, "we only needed you for wifi extender"
@Sundeath41Ай бұрын
4:42 good to know another person can use their brain and know this
@AVDS-d4g27 күн бұрын
you know its good when venom says wicid sick
@KafEagleАй бұрын
Next up Joker, Lex and DarkSeid should try to roast (potentially ally) with Thanos, Obadiah Stane, Loki - Hela etc..
@jaydrexdapul4351Ай бұрын
Next ideas: •Dr. Fate and Dr. Strange roasting each other. •John Constantine, Hellboy, Hellspawn and Ghost Rider roast each other •Young Justice League and OG Teen Titans roasts Teen Titans Go.
@sonicfanglichiy4433Ай бұрын
Shit that's good
@Brownie877Ай бұрын
I am happy that you used that version of the justice league
@bobandmrmecaleb587325 күн бұрын
2:45 WWWICKED SICK.
@fnafmasters7489Ай бұрын
RELAX SPONGEBOB! I'M MISTER KRABS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BluecedorАй бұрын
"He's the shot-zu of the Justice League!" ROFL
@MetaGraveАй бұрын
SuperIronBats sounds good... but then I realized that Batman and Iron Man... didn't really have a real answer for handling most of the League? XD I think Batman's bat brain might be getting baked in his old age. ^^;;
@SuryadevKmАй бұрын
The real way he handles the league is a little dark so a fun comedy like this dosent need that it's just bats and iron roasting them...
@AgnesBooth-zu7twАй бұрын
Most of the league has an exploidable weakness Diana loses her strength if she gets chain by a man, the ring of green lantern has a cooldown and he is weak to the color yellow Flash is fast, he goes at the speed of light but that's it, he has humans weaknesses And he needs to keep his energy in check so... Superman is the most broken Yes weakness to kriptonite and magic, but they re situational I mean kirptonite bullets, he can move faster slower then flash, but faster then anyone else, he could wore a protective suit against radiation from kriptonite His only weakness will be Louis Lane or his own mom, that will brake him. More then kriptonite. Anyway it's all a guess, I'm not so sure about this weaknesses. Dunno if they update them.
@jotarokujo4250Ай бұрын
I been noticing that batman can't even roast wonder women instead he the one getting played 😂.
@FateburnXVIIАй бұрын
it's funny given how Martian Manhunter is supposed to be the calm reasonable one xD
@АртурХорьков15 күн бұрын
Frist of all pretty good vid and jokes second of all lets us just agree we love this heroes we pref one or another but we still god love them all third love the superman respect shown there
@micahbronsink646319 күн бұрын
The Roast Level is over 9000!!! (How much so is your choice)
@Sunny-qm2ifАй бұрын
I love this channel😂
@CHADCONTEXTАй бұрын
Strange, I was expecting Batman using lead protection to conceal his kryptonite.
@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770Ай бұрын
Thing is, it would still be obvious. Superman can see through practically anything. Wouldn’t it be very suspicious if there is one spot you can’t see through?
@xero_d4rkx65020 күн бұрын
Superman is wild for this
@kevynhansyn2902Ай бұрын
Man Wonder woman got off easy....scared to touch her?
@ChowukongАй бұрын
Everyone:talking about how funny and batman or iron man or whatever Meanwhile Me:Is no one gonna talk about dragon ball references in this video
@peeweemaroske8619Ай бұрын
Please have Spider-Man and Spinneret team up with Ultimate Spider-Man and Ultimate Mary Jane. They bring their respective children. Spiderling, Richard and May Parker. They will roast "Paul" so I that him and his non canon abomination will be wiped out from existence.
@multi-voiceentertainment7013Ай бұрын
I've been thinking how about a roast battle with Deadpool vs She-Hulk. They can make fun of the arguments.
@Theevs_gaming13 күн бұрын
Windows vista and windows xp is crazy😭🙏
@JeronWhiteАй бұрын
This is a good one
@jonathansalvatore222Ай бұрын
Flash was done so dirty that its better he kept quiet and it was hilarious!
@jeannguyen319922 күн бұрын
Why not make Batman roasting Lynda Carter's Wonder Woman next?
@wendyandcarla2176Ай бұрын
Now Ben 10 and Ben 23 and spooderman and batman roasting the justice League and avengers
@cidlunius1076Ай бұрын
Superman isn't the roast master, his Super hearing let's him listen to all of our replies and he just picks the best one with his galaxy brain.
@Universeknight10055Ай бұрын
Great thumbnail 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊.
@month32Ай бұрын
Even Batman knows now to fuck around with Diana...