Batman vs. Superwoman -

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@robertmuha-jp1sw
@robertmuha-jp1sw 7 ай бұрын
Batman to justice league- “ call an ambulance “ but not for me
@kaisan-null
@kaisan-null 7 ай бұрын
😂
@Cupoforangejuice15
@Cupoforangejuice15 7 ай бұрын
"but also call an ambulance for me too since I have a broken rib and was crushed by a giant pillar"
@Host_123
@Host_123 7 ай бұрын
But this is not a real life action so I can stand up and move with broken ribs with half of my body still suffer from giant pillar😂😂
@Cupoforangejuice15
@Cupoforangejuice15 7 ай бұрын
@@Host_123 I understand that Batman's pain tolerance is probably better than a UFC fighter but a stone pillar is a stone pillar. I can understand surviving that maybe with armour but man should not be THRIVING
@Host_123
@Host_123 7 ай бұрын
@@Cupoforangejuice15 yeah that why I say like that you saw how bane break batman in life action that make batman really have a bad time in his life like is so bad that make half of the movie about batman Conquering his fear and pain. And you saw how cartoons work like even giant pillar not make batman flinch that is how good batman plot armour in cartoon was.🤣🤣🤣
@ironmetal3779
@ironmetal3779 6 ай бұрын
*SuperWoman:* "That will cost you a rib." *Batman:* "I got 23 more."
@abdullahparacha0
@abdullahparacha0 5 ай бұрын
😂😂
@huntrezz01
@huntrezz01 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Jedai_Games
@Jedai_Games 3 ай бұрын
You think that he talking about ribs in his ribcage, but he actually have 23 spare ribs in his utility belt.
@phantomharlock7046
@phantomharlock7046 3 ай бұрын
How effortlesly she causes him pain and means no big thing
@roninjinn3014
@roninjinn3014 2 ай бұрын
I winced…so hard when she did that like I felt that too
@ChanceSavvy
@ChanceSavvy 6 ай бұрын
"Thats gonna cost you a rib" Batman's like "I've literally had my back blown out once"
@Nunya-qz6fc
@Nunya-qz6fc 5 ай бұрын
Pause
@reginaldchambers7789
@reginaldchambers7789 5 ай бұрын
Hell a mini stone tower just fell on him in this
@phantomakuma1384
@phantomakuma1384 5 ай бұрын
@@Nunya-qz6fcMega Pause 😂
@Captain23rdGaming
@Captain23rdGaming 2 ай бұрын
bane *standing somewhere in a corner*: hey
@WalrusWinking
@WalrusWinking 2 ай бұрын
Ayo 😳
@jay00721
@jay00721 6 ай бұрын
Batman once got his eyes plucked out, and he had spare eyes in his belt for replacement.
@lucascoval828
@lucascoval828 6 ай бұрын
Pretty much.
@velioe
@velioe 6 ай бұрын
he’s so real for that😭😭
@anthonynelson4015
@anthonynelson4015 6 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@elitegamer9310
@elitegamer9310 6 ай бұрын
I call bs. There's no way. *Right?*
@lucascoval828
@lucascoval828 6 ай бұрын
@@elitegamer9310 It's one of the reasons why I both dislike and like Batman.
@da1trugamr
@da1trugamr 6 ай бұрын
"What about here, a world where humanity is hideous creatures of the night." Batman: "You've seen my city right?"
@VloneeWRLD
@VloneeWRLD 5 ай бұрын
She said no you might like that
@polinagoldenberg9655
@polinagoldenberg9655 5 ай бұрын
NYC
@Justaguythatcameby
@Justaguythatcameby 5 ай бұрын
She did, that's why she decided "no, you would like that"
@catyear75
@catyear75 3 ай бұрын
Detroit , or Philadelphia?
@b_giggity2488
@b_giggity2488 2 ай бұрын
Gary, Indiana.
@KingstonGeorge-d4b
@KingstonGeorge-d4b 6 ай бұрын
“Breath it in, that’s fear”
@aetherfrignite6100
@aetherfrignite6100 6 ай бұрын
"You're not brave, men are brave"
@Jedai_Games
@Jedai_Games 3 ай бұрын
That will be so much cool!
@box-zw4rh
@box-zw4rh 2 ай бұрын
This line was iconic fr
@bencet-p7322
@bencet-p7322 2 ай бұрын
I seriously thought he was gonna Knightfall superwoman
@DiyorbekIsmanov-zh2mm
@DiyorbekIsmanov-zh2mm 2 ай бұрын
"Some men just want to see the world burn."
@akshay-kumar-007
@akshay-kumar-007 7 ай бұрын
That's where the trouble began. That's where my obsession with dominating, long pony tail, athletic girls began
@leonardmeiner9015
@leonardmeiner9015 6 ай бұрын
She is damn fine
@slayer1156
@slayer1156 6 ай бұрын
That smile. That damn hot, tall, powerful smile.
@shevthegreb757
@shevthegreb757 6 ай бұрын
You’re a grown ass man
@goyonman9655
@goyonman9655 6 ай бұрын
You need help
@leonardopossidente6551
@leonardopossidente6551 6 ай бұрын
​@@goyonman9655bhooo
@Jizzzmani
@Jizzzmani 7 ай бұрын
She set off so many red flags But thank god I’m colourblind and they look green to me
@WoesToWither-rf4bp
@WoesToWither-rf4bp 6 ай бұрын
said the simp desperately
@TheKorenji
@TheKorenji 5 ай бұрын
that's not how the book goes
@Naoto-kun1085
@Naoto-kun1085 3 ай бұрын
She can break all my ribs ong 😍
@jhawley031
@jhawley031 2 ай бұрын
Lol. If im not mistaken, green and purple are the only two colors that no form of colorblindness can truly perceive
@emprrah
@emprrah 2 ай бұрын
W comment​@@jhawley031
@dwayneleon4587
@dwayneleon4587 7 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie Batman Will always be my favorite badass DC character
@Azuria_beanbun
@Azuria_beanbun 7 ай бұрын
Batman will always be the best OG character
@Dripularstein
@Dripularstein 7 ай бұрын
Badass hell, yeah, but I'm not 100% behind the no kill rule, especially for injustice.
@Azuria_beanbun
@Azuria_beanbun 7 ай бұрын
@@Dripularstein As am I. It all depends on the situation
@bissigini537
@bissigini537 7 ай бұрын
me too bro
@championsgaming1
@championsgaming1 7 ай бұрын
@@Dripularsteinbatman has it bc he knows if he starts he wont stop. Lmfao
@StrykerPrime
@StrykerPrime 2 ай бұрын
There is something terrifying about a person who can just snap a rib like that with no effort, and Jesus that crack sounded like it HURT
@BaldianOfIbelin
@BaldianOfIbelin 6 ай бұрын
One of the few times where "Batman had prep time" is a valid argument
@AndreVeaseyJr
@AndreVeaseyJr 2 ай бұрын
Not really. It's on the fly.
@BaldianOfIbelin
@BaldianOfIbelin 2 ай бұрын
@@AndreVeaseyJr But he did prepare for a situation where he would need that gas and the gas mask.
@AndreVeaseyJr
@AndreVeaseyJr 2 ай бұрын
@BaldianOfIbelin He does keep things in his utility belt, yes. However, it's like carrying a gun, a knife, a phone, a wallet, etc. I'm thinking of prep time like setting the stage and such. Despite being one of the strongest humans, that doesn't mean anything against super-powered beings.
@Wendeta-hq2cp
@Wendeta-hq2cp 2 ай бұрын
​@@AndreVeaseyJr Exactly! Batman having prep time would mean he analized his opponent and discovered a specific weakness/strategy that would allow him to win.
@stevenhenry5267
@stevenhenry5267 18 күн бұрын
Lol.
@cgforbes9100
@cgforbes9100 7 ай бұрын
Did bro just survive that much weight being thrown on him. 😂
@Purea_di_Infanti0_0
@Purea_di_Infanti0_0 7 ай бұрын
Batman's superpower is plot armor and we all know that, yet he still is one of the most dangerous
@jbman514
@jbman514 7 ай бұрын
Batman spent years trying everything to push his body to its limits to the point he can bench press 800 pounds in some comics
@linkonedgell894
@linkonedgell894 7 ай бұрын
Batmans essentially Superhuman. They usually explain it through his suits incredible armor, or through his peak physical fitness. He once survived falling from space.
@cgforbes9100
@cgforbes9100 7 ай бұрын
@@linkonedgell894 they can make it logical in the comics but not real life ?
@tapssammaust
@tapssammaust 7 ай бұрын
Don't think about it
@kingbeat3406
@kingbeat3406 7 ай бұрын
She likes him and she wants him
@SamJ-vj5ip
@SamJ-vj5ip 7 ай бұрын
They did it the hard way
@kingbeat3406
@kingbeat3406 7 ай бұрын
@@SamJ-vj5ip the choice is their's
@needlespoon4734
@needlespoon4734 7 ай бұрын
​@@kingbeat3406hers*
@goose_president5504
@goose_president5504 7 ай бұрын
We can do this The easy way or the hard way the choice is yours
@Anakinvoorhees
@Anakinvoorhees 6 ай бұрын
In the having a human pet kinda way
@johnnyjacks4397
@johnnyjacks4397 6 ай бұрын
He fought owlman with a broken rib
@Seiichiko
@Seiichiko 6 ай бұрын
Yup
@TruShaun
@TruShaun 5 ай бұрын
Why you think he was a step slow... So many people missed that😂
@Qurixx
@Qurixx 5 ай бұрын
Fr
@BasedCompany
@BasedCompany Ай бұрын
He fought Owlman with a BROKEN FRICKEN RIB
@Ryzanify44
@Ryzanify44 6 ай бұрын
“Either we fuckin, or I’m fuckin”
@niyazahmed3448
@niyazahmed3448 6 ай бұрын
Why was her first instinct to suck it up instead of blowing it away?💀
@the-magican
@the-magican 6 ай бұрын
Showing off her skill
@KaijuGal-rb9ek
@KaijuGal-rb9ek 6 ай бұрын
To flex
@PjDyer
@PjDyer 6 ай бұрын
Spitters are quitters
@ninjabobbob8090
@ninjabobbob8090 6 ай бұрын
She just wanted a fat hit from Batman’s vape
@thedarkderp2520
@thedarkderp2520 6 ай бұрын
Because that's her job 😅
@YoungBlood20101
@YoungBlood20101 6 ай бұрын
"Its not smoke." He said calmly, with a freshly broken rib..😂
@BIGD-cc7ru
@BIGD-cc7ru 2 ай бұрын
Thank goodness she decided to inhale the gas instead of just blowing it away 😂
@Ressurrectify
@Ressurrectify 2 ай бұрын
she has to inhale to blow it away anyway
@BIGD-cc7ru
@BIGD-cc7ru 2 ай бұрын
@@Ressurrectify she didn’t have to inhale ALL OF IT. She could have just blew it away with the breath she still had or taken a short breath and blew all away since that would still be faster than just inhaling all of it
@theoutlawking9123
@theoutlawking9123 2 ай бұрын
​@@BIGD-cc7ru Exactly, people always pretend like Batman is so smart or skilled when really the ONLY reason he survives most encounters is because they write everybody else as stupid when they fight him. If she didn't play with him so much, he'd be dead in ten seconds.
@marhawkman303
@marhawkman303 2 ай бұрын
@@theoutlawking9123 Yup, she was fully capable of just yanking his head off.
@ford-wp1yq
@ford-wp1yq 2 ай бұрын
​@@theoutlawking9123they did set her up to be playing with bats throughout the whole fight, so at least here it tracks
@rigelalexistimote2614
@rigelalexistimote2614 6 ай бұрын
Super woman: *unconscious* Batman : time for looting
@WallNutBreaker524
@WallNutBreaker524 2 ай бұрын
Time to make Bat Babies. 😂
@Pyrodagoat
@Pyrodagoat 2 ай бұрын
​@@WallNutBreaker524Batman would never force himself on an unconscious woman
@Ninjaananas
@Ninjaananas Ай бұрын
​@@WallNutBreaker524 Go directly to Jail. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200
@BasedCompany
@BasedCompany Ай бұрын
@@Pyrodagoatbetter man than me
@Pyrodagoat
@Pyrodagoat Ай бұрын
@@BasedCompany you're disgusting
@JohnWilliams-zu8wg
@JohnWilliams-zu8wg 7 ай бұрын
Batman to Justice League, Big Bertha is down. I repeat, Big Bertha is down.
@zeyansayeed
@zeyansayeed 7 ай бұрын
Enemy KIA
@astrocitizen
@astrocitizen 2 ай бұрын
Sorry, but you mean Big Barda. Also, Superwoman may be an evil Mary Marvel based on the Super Family that popped up earlier.
@Zhello79
@Zhello79 2 ай бұрын
​Big Bertha from the Super Mario movie lol? 😂 Well then there's the dominant movie meme about Bertha. Mario had no chance. For DC it is Big Barda tho, but Superwoman likes to be the dominate one.
@astrocitizen
@astrocitizen 2 ай бұрын
@@Zhello79 Well, this clip has nothing to do with Mario bros. and everything to do with the DC Comic IPs so...
@gustavolopes5094
@gustavolopes5094 22 күн бұрын
​@@Zhello79What? No. Big Bertha is a generic term for a large weapon.
@aded1732
@aded1732 7 ай бұрын
At first I thought it was Joker laughing gas and she was gonna die 💀
@ffkkekednddndn2078
@ffkkekednddndn2078 6 ай бұрын
Damn bro even I wasn't expecting that
@RennHans
@RennHans 6 ай бұрын
That would be an extremely sudden tonal shift for Batmans character, but it would be pretty funny. I can imagine jokers reaction in Arkham.
@unoriginal2552
@unoriginal2552 3 ай бұрын
​@@RennHans "Ol' Batsy used my gas to KILL SOMEONE! Hahahaha! That's the funniest thing I've heard all night! Ahahaha!"
@daranaqelforastero319
@daranaqelforastero319 2 ай бұрын
​@@ffkkekednddndn2078 I was, Batman is to smart to not have an answer, he also doesn't kill
@silverhawk8699
@silverhawk8699 2 ай бұрын
The version that just makes victims laugh uncontrollably, or the one that does the same plus physically mutates one's face into a psycho smile and makeup resembling Joker himself? Because one would be quite a bit darker than the other💀
@AshPirate
@AshPirate 7 ай бұрын
Bro " censored the kiss scene " 😂😂😂
@LIGHTISBURNING
@LIGHTISBURNING 7 ай бұрын
I didn't.
@koluay2711
@koluay2711 6 ай бұрын
I think ‘bro’ is referring to Batman
@khristienjasso1919
@khristienjasso1919 6 ай бұрын
where is the kiss scene
@AshPirate
@AshPirate 6 ай бұрын
@@khristienjasso1919 yes
@unknowncommonman
@unknowncommonman 2 ай бұрын
It is actually before this scene.
@Jason91256
@Jason91256 7 ай бұрын
Kryptonians are brave because they know they are stronger than batman. Batman is brave because he doesn't care if they are powerful than him.
@walkersrevenge
@walkersrevenge 7 ай бұрын
“Men are brave”🦇🔥🔥🔥
@ccmcgaming327
@ccmcgaming327 7 ай бұрын
Batman is brave because of plot armor he's a regular human without being written that way he would have been dead when the pillar fell on him😂
@Jason91256
@Jason91256 7 ай бұрын
@@ccmcgaming327 Nah but He is actually Brave He does have plot armor in the Justice league but He knows he can't defeat the kryptonians but he finds a way out with out just running away and that's bravery.
@retrojb7877
@retrojb7877 7 ай бұрын
Oh so superwoman is just kryptonian Wonder Woman?
@ElFino013
@ElFino013 6 ай бұрын
If I remember correctly, this is Mary Marvel. She's not Kryptonian.
@Ellakim477
@Ellakim477 2 ай бұрын
“You remind me if my boyfriend” *casually rips off a giant pole*
@halthammerzeit
@halthammerzeit 6 ай бұрын
It's not a smoke bomb... It's Joker's gas... Who's laughing now?
@Qurixx
@Qurixx 5 ай бұрын
Nice rhyme
@Profile__1
@Profile__1 2 ай бұрын
That rib break was honestly so unsettling to me when I first watched this movie. The sound was really effective, and the idea of having someone so easily break a rib is terrifying to me. Just trying to imagine how painful that would feel, and what it would even feel like.
@danlowe
@danlowe 25 күн бұрын
It's why super strength never made sense without some magical or interdimensional explanation. Someone's bones and body would have its own mass and force so the amount of pressure needed to break a bone without pushing the person's whole body backwards first would require a moment of super speed and some kind of compensation, either flying behind them to nudge them back or grabbing on to them. (I suppose it was more of a pinch in this scene.) To apply enough force to break just one bone would release enough energy to transfer not only to the rest of his body but the surrounding air and anything he'd come in contact with. All this to say that Superman must constantly be making superspeed adjustments around a scene to compensate for the force he'd be exerting just to protect people. He'd create a sonic boom every time he steps out.
@bigaj6901
@bigaj6901 16 күн бұрын
Agreed, it was so unsettling. And Superwoman's whole deal had a staggering impact on my young impressionable mind 😂
@CarlSayga
@CarlSayga 5 ай бұрын
The irony of a woman saying it's gonna cost you a rib 😂
@mide2476
@mide2476 2 ай бұрын
Thanks to my Christian upbringing, I understood the joke.
@achilles704
@achilles704 6 ай бұрын
Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths -great movie
@NeoDennis-tv1sd
@NeoDennis-tv1sd 5 ай бұрын
Thanks❤
@DracoInduperator
@DracoInduperator 2 ай бұрын
Thanks I didn't recognize this one
@AnupamBanerjeeab00
@AnupamBanerjeeab00 21 күн бұрын
You sir, are a Hero 🎉
@computernoise2209
@computernoise2209 2 ай бұрын
"Call an ambulance, but not for me!" ... "...actually, send two ambulances."
@spaceghost10010
@spaceghost10010 2 ай бұрын
That was the most realistic show of difference in strength. It looked like she barely touched him to break his rib
@ianmitchell5979
@ianmitchell5979 2 ай бұрын
That casual rib break is hauntingly disturbing and sadistic.
@marche2738
@marche2738 5 ай бұрын
Batman is a brilliant tactician really, you can't tell what will be his next move
@luckystationary4535
@luckystationary4535 6 ай бұрын
batman be like : now you will pay my medical bill😂
@lukeplaysgames20
@lukeplaysgames20 6 ай бұрын
Eh we all know his superpower he will be fine
@Ganondorf_
@Ganondorf_ 7 ай бұрын
"Into hideous Creatures of the Night....No you might actaully like this" Yeah he would he his Batman 💀
@zandyzain6241
@zandyzain6241 6 ай бұрын
Pattison's Batman: Hmmmmm?
@joselazo6840
@joselazo6840 6 ай бұрын
It’s “no, you might like this”
@reggea4ever
@reggea4ever 6 ай бұрын
People need to know that Batman was trained by Advance Ninja Assasins If he can make a Kryptonite Blade against superman He can make something against wonderwoman
@B.I.G.TEA707
@B.I.G.TEA707 5 ай бұрын
In justice league doom, batman theories that the only way to beat WW is to exhaust her by having her constantly fight. But yea, he definitely could
@reggea4ever
@reggea4ever 5 ай бұрын
@@B.I.G.TEA707 You're forgetting Wonder woman is super strong but not indestructible bullets can still harm her What u think she's wearing hepheastus armor and brace to deflect bullets? All batman needs is a well place shot on her non armored part body. But it won't be easy since WW is a demigod and can move quick but not like flash But batman is a master of deception I think he can find a way After all ninjas don't fight fair😈
@benyamin798
@benyamin798 7 ай бұрын
This is why batman is my fav. He is intelligent and smart
@Glace1221
@Glace1221 Ай бұрын
He walked off a broken rib by Chel from Road to El Dorado like it was nothin
@johnmobley9369
@johnmobley9369 5 ай бұрын
“You remind me of my boyfriend” such a good line. Nuanced enough not to beat the parallels over your head.
@yusuftaşkıran-t9t
@yusuftaşkıran-t9t 6 ай бұрын
The way she vacuums all the gas 💀💀💀
@B.I.G.TEA707
@B.I.G.TEA707 5 ай бұрын
She was giving batman signs😂 Superwoman has the gawk 9000
@Ipegthesecondstrongest
@Ipegthesecondstrongest 7 ай бұрын
Boys... hear me out.
@longling6355
@longling6355 7 ай бұрын
Ong like female dom....... I'd fold
@joshssj
@joshssj 7 ай бұрын
👂
@kingbeat3406
@kingbeat3406 7 ай бұрын
👂👂👂
@judgment5090
@judgment5090 6 ай бұрын
Imma just say that she got some suction on her.
@DeathHunter547
@DeathHunter547 6 ай бұрын
👂
@kingspeshalist2639
@kingspeshalist2639 2 ай бұрын
"that's gonna cost you a testicle" Batman: 😳
@CallMeNotacarry
@CallMeNotacarry 7 ай бұрын
Green smoke lemme get a whiff of this
@XxInuyashadowxX
@XxInuyashadowxX 6 ай бұрын
Fr real she could have blown it away instead of breathing it in. I feel like batman more often than not has plot armour rather than a brilliant mind
@okami6074
@okami6074 6 ай бұрын
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE ELSE THOUGHT THIS TOO ? I thought this right now too. But if you think about it, she's gonna have to breathe in to blow it all away too right ? Was stupid of them to show that she inhaled all of it. Although if it's a potent enough anaesthetic, even breathing in a bit for blow the gas away would be enough right ?
@LowTierKam
@LowTierKam 6 ай бұрын
​@XxInuyashadowxX shes not that smart she relies to much on her powers not plot armour
@massgunner4152
@massgunner4152 6 ай бұрын
​@@XxInuyashadowxXlook, Batman was probably trying to escape, she inhales it, loses balance and Bat is gone, she eating all of it was nust luck.
@JaimeRojas-fc6jv
@JaimeRojas-fc6jv 5 ай бұрын
The rib part was straight outta the Bible
@domvasta
@domvasta 7 ай бұрын
Batman carrying aerosolized roofies?
@Justachannel-u9w
@Justachannel-u9w 7 ай бұрын
He is a Millionaire In high society so it checks out
@HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap
@HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap 7 ай бұрын
Its Billionaire, ​@@Justachannel-u9w. Millionaires are so last year.
@TrueKaiden
@TrueKaiden 6 ай бұрын
OJ Simpson would be proud
@Justachannel-u9w
@Justachannel-u9w 6 ай бұрын
@@TrueKaiden who’s stash do you think Bruce Raieded?
@mikevignola4213
@mikevignola4213 6 ай бұрын
It's better than trapping KGBeast in the sewers again
@battles423
@battles423 7 ай бұрын
She is so much hotter than Wonder Woman
@Moziah_G._Wolf
@Moziah_G._Wolf 6 ай бұрын
Facts
@naf_is_here
@naf_is_here 6 ай бұрын
Almost anyone in the show is
@Zbre3xplosif
@Zbre3xplosif 6 ай бұрын
That’s why she’s been created
@TheKorenji
@TheKorenji 5 ай бұрын
This one's a little too basic and the name kinda sucks, but black with gold accents is a killer color combo.
@illusionrealityvsbgi9670
@illusionrealityvsbgi9670 5 ай бұрын
I never seen her before, WHO THAT?
@jizzonataco3742
@jizzonataco3742 6 ай бұрын
Superwoman awoke something in me as a kid
@WeskerUmbrella4
@WeskerUmbrella4 2 ай бұрын
At that moment you might've realized you were no longer a kid 🤔🍆
@bigaj6901
@bigaj6901 16 күн бұрын
Glad I wasn't the only one. Had a staggering effect on my young impressionable mind 😂
@rishikashyap2089
@rishikashyap2089 7 ай бұрын
Bro tf his ribs regenerate 💀
@artsmart_5805
@artsmart_5805 6 ай бұрын
I'm surprised no one's talking about this. Bro got one of his ribs broken and was almost completely unfazed by it 💀
@Seiichiko
@Seiichiko 6 ай бұрын
​@@artsmart_5805 Fr
@CopeGaming129
@CopeGaming129 6 ай бұрын
Adrenaline moment
@Aurelius131
@Aurelius131 5 ай бұрын
​@artsmart_5805 He's super human by "normal human" standards and fights people who've probably broken the majority of his body be it blunt or sharp. I wouldn't be suprised if the nerves in his body are practically dead.
@connorharnage6697
@connorharnage6697 2 ай бұрын
@@artsmart_5805I mean he's fought through worse. No Man's Land, Knightfall. A single broken rib won't do shit
@wantedhunter2597
@wantedhunter2597 5 ай бұрын
I was mad when he was losing should’ve known he had it inna bag 😂
@maelstrumyes3595
@maelstrumyes3595 6 ай бұрын
"Its not smoke, but anesthetic gas." *unzips*
@ganeshsinghrautela164
@ganeshsinghrautela164 3 ай бұрын
😂
@renx822
@renx822 2 ай бұрын
yoooo 😂😂😂
@BenSpaulding
@BenSpaulding 2 ай бұрын
i didn't know Batman was bill cosby
@denjeez
@denjeez 2 ай бұрын
Might as well
@alucardultimate34
@alucardultimate34 Ай бұрын
Bro chill oooooout 😂😅
@Mad-UpperCuts
@Mad-UpperCuts 2 ай бұрын
She broke his rib with a gentle pinch lol
@cultofhampter
@cultofhampter 6 ай бұрын
I'd fold instantly in that situation, no one will believe that a cow came here and her milk went everywhere
@Potato_Sama
@Potato_Sama 2 ай бұрын
Don’t you just hate it when concrete pillars fall on your very human body and you don’t immediately die💀
@Alexanderbreavis
@Alexanderbreavis 6 ай бұрын
batman casually humbles anyone
@Rocky-oq9cy
@Rocky-oq9cy 7 ай бұрын
When you saw Soldier Boy suck in halothane like a boss and thought it would be cool if you did it too
@livanbard
@livanbard 7 ай бұрын
Done ages before Soldier Boy tho
@domeniksaner5864
@domeniksaner5864 7 ай бұрын
​@@livanbard he made a joke
@HealthNutHabits
@HealthNutHabits 5 ай бұрын
Underatted comment😂
@Comic-spot
@Comic-spot 2 ай бұрын
Bro soldier boy already knew what it gas it was
@BXEmberz0109
@BXEmberz0109 6 ай бұрын
I guess she wasnt the sharpest tool in the shed. She really thought inhaling a bunch of green gas would be fine.
@bigjah5249
@bigjah5249 6 ай бұрын
Invincible: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!
@Lawson_Irwin
@Lawson_Irwin 6 ай бұрын
That down
@BillRanter
@BillRanter 2 ай бұрын
Batman to Justice League, I just got my rib crushed 💀
@Flex2Def
@Flex2Def 3 ай бұрын
He already knew that punch wasn’t going to do anything, it was meant to inflate her ego… and she fell for it. GOAT 🦇
@discombubulate2256
@discombubulate2256 6 ай бұрын
"Batman to justice league, I'll be busy for 10 minutes." *bat zip*
@jeffescanto
@jeffescanto 5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂ur a phoooool 😂
@AdrianPaul1968
@AdrianPaul1968 2 ай бұрын
hahahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha
@dredgengam4610
@dredgengam4610 2 ай бұрын
What part of: Not His Type... Didn't we understand?
@vLaD3r5
@vLaD3r5 2 ай бұрын
@dredgengam4610 considering Selena Kile (catwoman)..... I call Bruce's 🧢
@str1ker_eureka
@str1ker_eureka 2 ай бұрын
“Bat zip” lmaooo 😂
@zman86turbo
@zman86turbo 6 ай бұрын
That's right, breath it in...
@m.t.d3551
@m.t.d3551 5 ай бұрын
*Superwoman passes out* Batman: Now you’re my type.
@loganwolverine5849
@loganwolverine5849 2 ай бұрын
Half of us wanna believe he did it to pass the time!
@__Insanity_
@__Insanity_ 2 ай бұрын
Bat-Cosby
@danlowe
@danlowe 25 күн бұрын
What on earth is the context for this
@SureLine-n5s
@SureLine-n5s 5 ай бұрын
Man still remembers this scene like it's yesterday ❤
@hoangminhnguyenphan387
@hoangminhnguyenphan387 6 ай бұрын
Pretty sure her last boyfriend was sentenced to death by snu snu 😂
@MariuigiKhed
@MariuigiKhed 2 ай бұрын
Her last bf is the antibatman Owlman and she's helping him (willingly) to destroy the multiverse because "why not"
@MrROUBAIX72
@MrROUBAIX72 2 ай бұрын
Batman just absorbs a cement column to the back... This guy is amazing 🤣👍🏾
@Feedback72
@Feedback72 2 ай бұрын
The way I'd throw all my morals away just to stand by her at meetings 💀
@DarkMetalOmega
@DarkMetalOmega Ай бұрын
That "Batman to Justice League" sounded as casual as Fox McCloud saying, "All aircraft report" after he blew his enemy up.
@Leviathan68
@Leviathan68 6 ай бұрын
Batman pulled out the uno reverse card
@etrangray-mane8610
@etrangray-mane8610 2 ай бұрын
They knew what they were doing with this Superwoman design.
@danieldominguez6341
@danieldominguez6341 6 ай бұрын
Idgaf what anyone says Batman will always be the best superhero 🦇
@FanGirl9463
@FanGirl9463 Ай бұрын
Superwoman awaked things in me as a kid.
@jaylenwatson-baker5788
@jaylenwatson-baker5788 2 ай бұрын
She was slipping that gas like it was souls 😂😂😂 Slurping, I meant slurping
@dtthalcyon9690
@dtthalcyon9690 9 күн бұрын
She really sparks up the thoughts in my head watching her on screen first tim when u was 13.
@kingchungus
@kingchungus 7 ай бұрын
Gibs me tall giant lady gf😂
@IKnowWhatYouDid3
@IKnowWhatYouDid3 7 ай бұрын
How about a nice plate of grass instead?
@gwaredric2502
@gwaredric2502 7 ай бұрын
​@@IKnowWhatYouDid3Let the man cook
@IKnowWhatYouDid3
@IKnowWhatYouDid3 7 ай бұрын
@@gwaredric2502 cook? Tf is he "cooking" 😂
@soup7694
@soup7694 6 ай бұрын
​@@IKnowWhatYouDid3he's cooking his own demise
@Micah_bell_the_rat1899
@Micah_bell_the_rat1899 2 ай бұрын
Batnam never learns from his mistakes because he never makes a mistake
@danlowe
@danlowe 25 күн бұрын
Jason Todd:
@danielpfaff1802
@danielpfaff1802 7 ай бұрын
I guess I'll give you more of them. ❤
@someonerandom3609
@someonerandom3609 5 ай бұрын
That rub gave batman a slight taste of “Now talk.”
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 6 ай бұрын
“You’re not my type” *hits him with the lasso of submission* “is that true?” “Step on me, mommy” “Yep, that’s what I thought”
@annaduenwald9649
@annaduenwald9649 6 ай бұрын
😂
@Game-vi2od
@Game-vi2od 6 ай бұрын
True + real + based + fax
@Ebus-ob2mq
@Ebus-ob2mq 2 ай бұрын
I should not have had to scroll through dozens of comments to find someone saying ANYTHING about the fact she is ABSOLUTELY his type!
@mengyuanling
@mengyuanling 2 ай бұрын
Never inhale suspicious smoke, just blow it away. In the opponents direction would be best.
@CutWat
@CutWat 6 ай бұрын
an unconscious evil wonder woman? Boy don't leave me alone in this universe
@danlowe
@danlowe 25 күн бұрын
Wtf are these replies
@RB_Pudding
@RB_Pudding 9 күн бұрын
Batman to justice league-booking a room in the nearset hotel
@zygas25
@zygas25 7 ай бұрын
So send him to earth 42?
@alexwild760
@alexwild760 7 ай бұрын
43
@lastguardianofthedyinglight
@lastguardianofthedyinglight 7 ай бұрын
The Marvel one or the DC one (the Marvel one has a new york infested with criminals and no Spider-Man so Batman would have a lot of meat to feast on)
@erebusaeon6945
@erebusaeon6945 6 ай бұрын
My favorite part about action scenes like this is that the columns are seemingly never load-bearing.
@sithsoldier98
@sithsoldier98 6 ай бұрын
Gina Torres has such a sultry voice ❤
@erenyeager2650
@erenyeager2650 5 ай бұрын
NO WONDER❤❤
@DreezyProd.
@DreezyProd. 5 ай бұрын
That bih hit a blinker off the kyrptonite za😂
@Axvi15
@Axvi15 5 ай бұрын
Bro ran from a baddie respect 🫡
@michelrussell2014
@michelrussell2014 2 ай бұрын
I love how casually she picks up the column
@randomstuff_21
@randomstuff_21 7 ай бұрын
It's an epic rip for sure 👌🏾
@backonurporpose
@backonurporpose 6 ай бұрын
anesthetic gas laced with kryptonite lol
@oniakuma8812
@oniakuma8812 7 ай бұрын
Damn, how she took in that smoke. That head game must be crrraazzzy! 😂😂
@damienalvarez2957
@damienalvarez2957 Ай бұрын
Everyone acting surprised Batman survived having a stone pillar smashed on him, forgetting this is a guy who survived having his spine shattered and survived being buried alive in an extremely starved, dehydrated, and sleep-deprived state. Batman’s built different
@Funnylegoguy
@Funnylegoguy 6 ай бұрын
“That’s gonna cost you a rib.” “Metaphorically speaking or literally speaki-“ *CRACK* “Ok- literally speaking.”
@Always_Straight
@Always_Straight 2 ай бұрын
Bro almost got naughty wonder woman 😂
@charliemac6126
@charliemac6126 5 ай бұрын
The one person Darksied feared the most.
@jimmyelkordy3752
@jimmyelkordy3752 2 ай бұрын
Batman’s a freak here. Flirts with her and once he realizes she’s his type he drugs her. Should have just asked her out for dinner.
@thenoobprincev2529
@thenoobprincev2529 Ай бұрын
Maybe He likes them unconsious and unmoving😬
@lorenzoclay4949
@lorenzoclay4949 6 ай бұрын
"Death by snu snu, death by snu snu"
@manofdarkesteem
@manofdarkesteem 5 ай бұрын
This is why he’s my favorite. Always thinking ahead!
@daanvos194
@daanvos194 7 ай бұрын
It just hit me He had troublw fighting owl man bevouse of broken rib
@minhtet8590
@minhtet8590 6 ай бұрын
This animation is more than a decade old and still the best
@Kingspawns2
@Kingspawns2 7 ай бұрын
Bro really wanted to cheat on super man😭😭😭
@derekcheesball1248
@derekcheesball1248 7 ай бұрын
Isn’t it Owlman?
@piperbarlow1672
@piperbarlow1672 7 ай бұрын
​@@derekcheesball1248yeah I think this dudes confused because for some reason even though she's an alternate wonderwoman she's called superwoman in her universe, but even then it doesnt really make sense because superwoman and Superman are cousins, not lovers
@terrance3218
@terrance3218 7 ай бұрын
​@piperbarlow1672 Someone in another video said that this lady is actually supposed to be Mary Marvel. And Clark's cousin is blonde.
@acgearsandarms1343
@acgearsandarms1343 7 ай бұрын
@@piperbarlow1672Isn’t Superwoman supposed to be this world’s Lois Lane?
@thelosttomato4020
@thelosttomato4020 6 ай бұрын
@@piperbarlow1672arent u talking about supergirl, lois is superwoman
@mateuszkosakowski7010
@mateuszkosakowski7010 5 ай бұрын
She popped his rib like a bubble wrap and he just stood up and called justice league right after like it didn’t happen. HES the creature of the night she’s talking about💀
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