Battlefield 2 - The Pwned Life - Part 1 (Official Version)

The Official KZbin version! A mockumentary of Battlefield 2 and the life the soldiers live through. This was made in 2005, but wasn't completed until 2006. All the voice acting was done by myself alone. Thanks to you, there have been millions of views to date!
This is split into two parts, due to KZbin requirements. This it the first time the official version from the "official" creator has been uploaded. Unfortunately, the full 13 minute version was pulled by KZbin from another uploader (not my decision).
Visit www.thepwnedlife.com for more info and videos!

[@WARDEATHFUN]

Makes me sad to this day that this video did not become more popular than it did.

[@joshwilliams1585]

The nostalgia it hurts

[@jmf_au]

How about now?

[@Mrdanks416]

@@jmf_au it hurts still hahah

[@lumixpepper]

The guy is probably dead. At Karkand

[@Mrdanks416]

@@lumixpepper what guy ?

[@lumixpepper]

@@Mrdanks416 Sir J. Wiliams.

[@Crazcosmopwnu]

Now that I think about it, this was the original Battlefield Friends

[@CeltHDfifa]

Watched this one 10 years ago...still as funny as back then.

[@k9wolflord609]

watching it 13 years later and i still laught

[@PlanetaJuegosPC]

commented this video 5 ayers ago, still going strong

[@CeltHDfifa]

@@PlanetaJuegosPC Time to watch it again then huh

[@yusifhuseynov1478]

memories memories everywhere :(

[@Yankess189]

refresh ur memories bruh battlelog.co

[@Starchild91]

I love the engineer! "Victimized by his squad and always needs a medic." Playing Bf2 will never be the same again after this video.

[@Szalami]

Man, the memories and the nostalgia overload. I loved this way back when BF2 was still the newest BF around, glad I found it again. BF2 in my books is the best Battlefield game and I had over 1000 hours logged into it. Simple, better times when you're just a 14 year old teen pwning noobs in your tank like no tomorrow. God I miss it.

[@Cyproduction]

This vid got me into playing BF2, but I never actually played the game as it was meant to be played... because of this vid C:

[@H4v0kksh0tgunMan]

been looking for this for a few years. Finaly drank enough to remember why I almost failed skool. BF2 days were best days!

[@jeremylee89]

Agreed. Barely skated by due to this. Staying up till 2am on school nights... worth it

[@ToomasKedrov]

When BF was good. Good ol' times.

[@MigHound]

This video is 5 years old, now... still one of the funniest I have ever seen. Sadly, most of the servers for BF2, are long dead, but this video brings back some great memories and nostalgia for this game. I still keep it installed, for fun. Miss those days.

[@DrCubeFTW]

Truly a work of genius, fxscreamer. I can't tell you how much I love The Pwned Life. There are so many nuggets of truth behind all this humor which makes it so much sweeter. I never get tired of watching this vid. Carry on, soldier.

[@jimbomb2357]

Goodbye my old friends. I sincerely wish you a great life.

[@danielrobinson3018]

Still watching in 2021

[@Quicksilver135]

I haven't seen this for like 4 years. so glad i stumbled across it.

[@Ghostonix]

Outta No Where BAM!!!!!!

[@TheYAsterify]

I'm so psyched for BF3. But this game with its frag spammers, glitches, hackers, and all its problems still made me play it for years!

[@silentkilla1789]

how the hell does this only have 83k views?....its awesome!

[@tomwolfe7740]

would love to see this game reintroduced for all platforms as is...... LOVE this game

[@DoomShroom2010]

+Tom Wolfe In hd....without dlc!

[@tomwolfe7740]

Just the way it is.....support is awesome through battlelog.co. download and play!! Love this game

[@tstochuj]

Look up Project Reality. It's still popular.

[@WarrenAch]

2:22 Sniper:"Not a team player and a complete fucking idiot." This sentence sums up BFBC2's situation pretty well...

[@pearlpaiste2000]

when the spec ops guy said 'these bombs r so awsome' or something he nearly destroyed my headphones from the loudness

[@phonkzilla1889]

PMSl... a guy just wished me 'happy meal' on Origin chat in response to my saying I'd have some lunch'.. I responded - "lol, looking for my noob-tube as we speak". I could imagine him going like .. 'wait huh.. what?!' So I linked him up with this here movie.. Makes me feel really old skool, but still. Pure brilliance in capturing the essence of the early days of this game. Respect to all making this happen! Peace' P/Z (aka { A.R.K } Longbow in those early days ; ))

[@14metallicafreak]

Best BF2 video ever. Love it.

[@awesomeness1367]

i remember when i really wanted this game and i would watch a lot of bf2 vids

[@andrewcomments5812]

Best online FPS ever. I really wish EA would officially bring it back.

[@brickywings7560]

You can still play it today cause of BF2HUB Get a complete collection of BF2 then get BF2HUB then enjoy ONLINE

[@Gus7347]

damn! i found this video after so many years!!!

[@Hozugi]

Those were the times...when u spend night playing bf2 and then notice sun is starting to shine outside but u're like - "OK one more time and I go to sleep"

[@Trancemaster001]

Already 15 years...omg I'm old lol

[@Isswanas]

this game brings back alot of memories

[@dylanamra9150]

i miss this sooo much

[@kuribayashi84]

The part with the Super Cobra at 3:00 is frakking EPIC. "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!"

[@jeanmarc87]

this game will forever have a special place in my heart

[@aJacksonHoleguy]

I have watched this so many times

[@scp129]

A considerable number, yes.

[@Mekel01]

i want my happy meal

[@JHoaxInstitute]

lol 4:44 This guy just walks in and goes "YEAH, YEAH! YOU TELL 'EM! HELL YEAH!"

[@wizzzer1337]

you know even though it's a parody, EVERYTHING you see that happened here, happened to me more than once... ohhh BF2, such fond memories...

[@rarechange]

i re-installed bf2 cos of this :) ... ahh the good ol times.

[@desertflame666]

God damn, I loved this game... so much.

[@mastersilly1]

love your vids you should make more of these

[@Rizako90]

"MY MOMMY SAID SHE WILL TAKE ME TO MCDONALDS FOR A HAPPY MEAL, WHERE IS MY HAPPY MEAL, AYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAIAHIAJAIJA" Epic xD

[@rarechange]

i RE-INSTALLED BF2 COS OF THIS!!!

[@hellbringer96]

Man, watching this makes me miss the BF2 Days. I mean, yes, i was like 10 years old when I was playing but it was still fun as freaking hell. I mean CoD is good in a different way, but it still doesn't beat this. The Bad Company games fell short trying to copy CoD like everyone else. so that's why after my clan disbanded I moved to consoles. Overall though I miss the good ol' days when all i played was BF2, and Medal of Honor before that. To memories, and also unnecesarily long posts. :D

[@Bliced]

man this nostalgia

[@Levente20]

graphics still look good after 6 years

[@shalashaska9319]

Time flies….

[@doc.voltold4232]

Arghhh nostalgia

The nostalgia it huts

[@hamster6719]

My heart...

[@TheSeriousmrkarate]

The other day, I was climbin' up a ladda, soon as I got to the top "BAAAM"!.

[@JimmyHoffa24]

trip down memory lane

[@MrUKZIGZAG]

I want my happy mealD: wheres my mommy?!

[@DuBaas007]

Yes more then enough players are still in BF2. :)

[@jdizzy01]

support for the win

[@rickjames5106]

I play assault so much more because of this. :)

[@sspope]

1. We all bow before you. May we have your autograph? 2. CAPSLOCK - not necessary all the time

[@2013branth]

Anyone dissapointed that BF3 was an amped up BC2 (not amped that much) rather than an amped up BF2? We can all tell by the style of gameplay.... Oh well, let's hope BF4 will be built up from BF2, so we can bring back the good 'ol BF2 Days.

[@JackPaynter]

3:00 is so awesome!

[@Scottagram]

The 2006 one wasn't on KZbin. This video started production the same year KZbin was created. The original was probably uploaded to DailyMotion or MetaCafe

[@MrMushroom123]

those were the days...

[@ninny56]

nice man i subbed

[@Killamatrix243]

the assault guy was the funniest he was climbin up the ladder then outta nowhere BAM! fucking haliorous

[@kokkolar]

RIP BF 2 :(

[@94rainbowx33]

Engineer Victimized by his squad and always need a medic. ... Listen his voice ... LOL !

[@TraustiGeir]

2024 checking in.

[@WakfuGameplay]

2:15 still waatch 10000... times and I always and always will laught :P

[@JZXKenny]

I lmao'd at the Medic scene hahahaha

[@XtremeGamer4life]

This is still the best video of the best game ever around. Check out the video "Flatliners, A GTA IV Machinima" it shows a halirous scene with BF2 medics.

Press 0 to bring the console up, and type: renderer.drawhud 0 Press Enter, and the HUD will disappear. You can bring it back with renderer.drawhud 1

[@no1scottyboyno1]

lmao Medic's !!!! hahahha awsome vid

[@Assassin1101100]

i love this vid

[@choipnugget]

Damn, i haven't seen this in y ears

[@ThePirelka]

The best game 4ever!

[@riffinrob7231]

yeah man i miss this fucking game!

[@ZekeMagnum]

3:52 is the best one by far!

[@jambriz510]

the assault dude was the funniest lol!

[@IxAmxPoLaRiS]

18 people didnt get their happy meal

[@aaronjones7364]

3:53 the OG jeep stuff lol

[@MegaCICLISTA]

2021!!! Yeeeeh

[@ShredTheWooD]

i almost went insane watching this lol

[@MugenZeroX]

Definitely need a BF3 version. I love BF3 but it's still SPDG "Same problems different game."

[@btf1995]

FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT! watch tihs at least 2tiems a week for a pick me up

[@TankManer]

love it!!!

[@yousefqishta]

EPIC!!!

[@7Polen7]

2:14 ...1 word EPIC

[@J03y29]

"duu-duu-du-duu, oh he looks really cute, yeah right there!" *BOOM HEADSHOT*

[@ThePHOXman]

There cant be a battlefield 3 version because there is no commander and half the classes have been wiped out :(

[@MassiveActionGamer]

2:01 TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!

[@commandoman9000]

this video made me reinstall this game after 2 years!! !! !!

[@donutfatal213]

GOTTA BE A MACHO MAN.

[@pararyan1]

I like this

[@Dziwnyem]

Maaan, 2019...

[@freekyybro]

people who dislike this are all... uhm... how CAN people dislike this???

[@Momijisu]

I thought I was the only person evil enough to do that xD

[@Momijisu]

It's funny cause its true xD My personal favourite is strapping C4 to a tank, letting them see me, then setting off the charges... Have to let them see whats about to happen ^_^';

[@mulleolsen]

I WANT MY FUCKING HAPPY MEAL!!!

[@cooldude8260]

MOMMY WHERE R U?! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!!!! *Shoots bazzoka at teamate* HOLY SHIT MOMMMY!

[@StumpyMcN0Legs]

hahahhahaaaa fucking AWSOME great job man LOVE IT!!

[@zeldamage001]

6:10 "Shit, yeah" XD still funny

[@dham99]

13 people own MACs...