"The worst part of any online game is the people that play it." -Sun Tsu, 1948
@shotsfiredandmissed90684 жыл бұрын
Internet in the 1940's?
@Nazanglu4354 жыл бұрын
@@shotsfiredandmissed9068 I'm also confused.
@cultofgoose19424 жыл бұрын
Woooosh
@connorbower12054 жыл бұрын
Honestly came to this reply section to see if anyone took the name and date literally lol
@tommy_gamez89844 жыл бұрын
"Sun Tzu said that and i think he knows a little more about gaming than you do pal because he invented it and perfected it so no living gamer can best him in the ring of honor." ~ Rick May, 2009
@fives5555arc3 жыл бұрын
That guy who actually was sorry for being rude, I forgive him now. Why can’t people be like this more often, I literally haven’t seen something this wholesome from players
@relic49483 жыл бұрын
he's a real one for owning up to his mistakes
@jaredwilson97273 жыл бұрын
There all fetuses whining about everything, except for that guy who said sorry
@ulihot693 жыл бұрын
someone called me "weak" for saying sorry
@jaredwilson97273 жыл бұрын
@@ulihot69 your not your better than these whiners
@ulihot693 жыл бұрын
@@jaredwilson9727 I never said i was?
@SpecterCat_5 жыл бұрын
*>tanks exist* *>RangerDave uses with maximum efficency* Player: Well yes, outstanding move, but it's illegal
@squidward22765 жыл бұрын
Well its called a "tank" for a reason
@MilkyWay-fd7fz5 жыл бұрын
I want to know where the fuck the Matilda went!
@FunkyTown___5 жыл бұрын
AT utility kinda sucks, if you didn’t know
@armintor28265 жыл бұрын
Whoah was that a triple meme deluxe?
@Kaiimei4 жыл бұрын
That's...hang on, that IS a 3-way meme! The 'well yes, but actually no', the 'outstanding move', and the 'wait, that's illegal'? ...Bravo!
@HeyItsJakegaming5 жыл бұрын
the real salt is when you hit a plane, they go mental
@Nathan-zw7nq4 жыл бұрын
When that happens to me, I take a shot of whiskey to celebrate his kill on me. Thankfully for my liver, that doesn't happen very often.
@BioDjango4 жыл бұрын
The thing i hate the most, is when they run at you with a bomb and just kill themselves but also you
@CR-ef4op4 жыл бұрын
No it’s when you snipe them from like 400 meters and get a headshot. Trust me I play ps4 and kids always want revenge
@JonatasAdoM4 жыл бұрын
It's because they have no time to commit suicide
@mr.irrelevantthesoviet.28654 жыл бұрын
Some animal from Chernobyl I also play on PS4 and I always piss of planes and infantry with my maxed out AA tanks they always come back for revenge and fail every time.
@Radintoriov5 жыл бұрын
That bit with the enemy sitting on top of your tank was hilarious.
@qauzi5 жыл бұрын
Any player climbing on my tank, I quickly drive into the heat of the battle, get them killed, smoke up and reverse, always good for a laugh!
@richardjohnstone13745 жыл бұрын
Lost it at Tank uber 😂
@normallymute01314 жыл бұрын
He vibing tho
@brandondirocco98163 жыл бұрын
I was sniping on top of one for a while. I don't think the guy was paying attention
@tarus943 жыл бұрын
I Always do this
@lucasmaciel54885 жыл бұрын
A Panzer 38 (T) tries to kill a Churchill III Now thats realism boys
@viper75025 жыл бұрын
Lucas Maciel Did that once! It was amazing
@Rockstar-vs1nb4 жыл бұрын
More realism is the valentine AT moving that fast in reverse let alone at all
@legodude4944 жыл бұрын
Not only is the 38 (T) rushing a Churchy, but it's a Churchill CS, with the 95mm howitzer. A single shell from it would probably rupture the frontal armour with a massive crack, even if it didn't penetrate.
@ColonizedEthan4 жыл бұрын
@@legodude494 and send the 38t to the underworld
@NetralFN3 жыл бұрын
Dam Churchill looking square
@IdleWorker5 жыл бұрын
Aaaah "Camper", the classic insult used when you forget to check your corners.
@taco440514 жыл бұрын
Clear...clear your corners..
@RamadaArtist4 жыл бұрын
"Watch your six!" "Bro, only campers attack at 6 o'clock. Everyone else goes home at five."
@outerspaceman75343 жыл бұрын
Campers do exist
@allseeingeye31823 жыл бұрын
I mean there are levels of campers some you can handle others you cant
@Phoenx774 жыл бұрын
“Stay close to your squad, makes it 10x better” -Sun Tzu, Art of War
@screamingcat1425 жыл бұрын
Being a war thunder player seeing an Archer go that fast in that direction is strange
@hon3ybear5385 жыл бұрын
It's slow in reverse and fast forwards it's sooo weird
@ac-19575 жыл бұрын
I know right XD Best tank ever BTW, I wish I could be working on the tank tree rn, but I'm so far behind in navy ;n;
@marceldekerpel10035 жыл бұрын
Whoever though pointing the gun to the rear of a valentine and not foward facing was on something
@eddielombera58625 жыл бұрын
Marcel Dekerpel it was actually made to hit and retreat fast
@marceldekerpel10035 жыл бұрын
@@eddielombera5862 I understand that. I knew that before commenting. Just makes more sense the other way because you expose the engine whenever firing.
@RangerDave5 жыл бұрын
Sure planes are fun but what's a Battlefield game without some armored action as well? And, more importantly, will the rage harvest also be as bountiful?
@deadmau566615 жыл бұрын
You gotta use spotting scope with the archer
@saltymain5 жыл бұрын
hey wanna play sometimes together?
@devontaenash4095 жыл бұрын
@Rxyekty .T The reason why is because they put the engine in backwards. Just like the mailtada engine was a bus engine....The British thought it would be strong enough to push the tank yeah no.....
@darthstuby79854 жыл бұрын
I personally like Bombers best but still love all vehicles
@amckittrick79513 жыл бұрын
@@devontaenash409 no it was backwards because the only way to fit the 17 pounder was to face it backwards.
@fryer05maverick315 жыл бұрын
On a Churchill gunner, I've seen a party of 4 tea bagging the tanker. Then a Valentine took all four out.
@viscera95795 жыл бұрын
What now? First plane salt, now tank salt. What’s next? Jeep or stationary salt?
@jcjcjunk18815 жыл бұрын
Ag first I thought you said phone salt not plane salt Hahhhaha
@derangedbeetle10155 жыл бұрын
Infantry salt
@Dusty-fq1jr5 жыл бұрын
Rifle man salt, gunner salt, Assault class salt, and Motorcycle salt.
@thathair62885 жыл бұрын
@@Dusty-fq1jr medic salt
@thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki33345 жыл бұрын
Respawn Salt
@ChaosToxic5 жыл бұрын
9:17 The Archer is not supposed to move that fast in reverse. The tank's gun is facing the way it is supposed to be reversing but BFV thinks otherwise hmmmmm.
@nulle.k3 жыл бұрын
Destroyed the whole tank fir me. I personally don't use it for that reason.
@cerberus98324 жыл бұрын
"Nice camping spot" Stands there with a wirbelwind, on a dune, full in the open...yeah camping
@DeltaDef285 жыл бұрын
13:41 dying duck on battlefield confirmed
@jacksonsteele34035 жыл бұрын
I always get surrounded by assault when I'm like that in hamada
@Andreas_Mann5 жыл бұрын
To be fair they repeatedly said the team was garbage lol
@bluefoxy64785 жыл бұрын
2:22 did the battlefield devs not realise, that that tanks gun, is actually IRL, backwards and made it the "front" of the TD?
@bluefoxy64785 жыл бұрын
Thats actually bugging me, a LOT.
@thefinalring23555 жыл бұрын
Battlefield’s community is like Siege’s but with TDM and BR
@nailmontana19935 жыл бұрын
Two of my fave games to play
@Unsc.Helljumper05 жыл бұрын
Cept' siege is way fucking better
@Matthew_Percival4 жыл бұрын
You know you're doing a good kid when the enemy team is raging.
@rude58015 жыл бұрын
5:00 If you get insulted, reply with respect and you'll get respected. Sometimes I'm super toxic but then insult and apologize right after when I know it ain't worth it.
@FebiMaster3 жыл бұрын
Its frustrating that many players kept running in front of tanks using transport and light vehicles only ended up getting destroyed
@satmax85764 жыл бұрын
"If I'm losing, it's because you're hacking."
@hereg0es1605 жыл бұрын
6:10 as a message to everyone, NOT EVERY ARMY TRANSPORTATION VEHICLE IS A JEEP it’s a pet peev how so many ppl will call a kubelwagen a Jeep
@waynedavis12145 жыл бұрын
Lol if someone's on your tank go to a wall or tree and back blast will kill them.
@foundationsoversight84794 жыл бұрын
I can't remember what that Tank Destroyer for the Allies is called, but I do know it's backstory is hilarious. Apparently, the Brits wanted to mount their powerful 17 pndr gun on a tank chassis, bit the gun was very big so that was difficult. That tank destroyer was the first attempt, and what they ended up doing is mounting the gun so it faced BACKWARDS. That means that when you get into that tank and drive towards the enemy, you're actually going in reverse.
@DerpyTurtle07624 жыл бұрын
AA: You are all dead! Archer with 3" 17-pounder: No u
@MochaFen5 жыл бұрын
6:24 damn his family today felt that one
@yaboi300711 ай бұрын
People who complain about their team being bad always ends up bottom boarding I stg
@MrMcbear3 жыл бұрын
The music at 10:00 kills me everytime. This is why I love battlefield. Veteran since 1942
@OMGWhatTheFox2 жыл бұрын
Beginning at 9:50 the music made me so happy.... Something about that song just meshes so well with my brain. 🦊
@Andrewdroid1012 жыл бұрын
0:39 "is that the come back and kick me whistle?"
@BeeWaifu5 жыл бұрын
5:14 That woman's scream reminded me that this is a more realistic looking Battlefield Heroes.
@somerandomchannel40465 жыл бұрын
Tanks are good if used correctly. What you don't wanna do is charge into a bunch of soldiers armed with panzerfausts and expect to mow them down with ease. That's what I see often with Tigers and churchills.
@James-pn9ux4 жыл бұрын
Nobody French commander in their bunker- I think we should post surrender
@AzuraProductions5 жыл бұрын
Tank is love tank is life! 😍
@grandmasteryoda59835 жыл бұрын
word
@jeremychong94305 жыл бұрын
Wot?
@veobro14564 жыл бұрын
Tank is for ho
@die22794 жыл бұрын
Nooby Gaming or spend 3 minutes figuring out the controls.
@CD-lx6sc5 жыл бұрын
It’s like when I camp in a tank and get kills from long range, players get salty and I say “you do realize this is exactly what tanks were designed to do right, among other things of course”
@corecheng48334 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you cant win, its like when they say youre camping and yet im on the defending team, of course im fucking camping im holding an objective???
@taco440514 жыл бұрын
A tank is a ranged weapon system for sure.
@0keimchi4 жыл бұрын
C P a rolling anti infantry big boi cannon
@dropsnooze52744 жыл бұрын
"when I camp" there is the first hint
@georgewhitworth97423 жыл бұрын
@@dropsnooze5274 And the rest of the point seems to have been lost in translation
@blueskull64814 жыл бұрын
The little transports are so fun to kill
@thedrunkencoffeeman35544 жыл бұрын
That soldier on top of the tank is basically me and how I play the game or on any fps games lol
@rockman100205 жыл бұрын
“Ok Hillary” lol
@pitied37445 жыл бұрын
What funny is that the Archer is driven with the cannon facing away from the enemy.
@kawolski90683 жыл бұрын
I love being in the tank. What I don’t love is my teammates camping with the tank at the base thinking they are playing COD. BF is not about a K/D. With that being said infantry also has to help the tank so if that’s not happening, I understand both sides I guess
@carlpedro84273 жыл бұрын
Finally someone else agrees with me! Camping is cowardly and your K/D ratio is basically useless if your team cannot take or hold objectives. Conquest mode isn't about ratios if you're on the losing team. Furthermore its frustrating to have enemy tanks pound your infantry whilst your own tanks hide in safety. If players wanna preserve ratios, they need to go play fortnight.
@halo007Mex4 жыл бұрын
"This Game is frustating" . . . And then some random players sit on top of your tank xD
@theonetruemadao52075 жыл бұрын
I try to stay close to my squad, but they start trying to avoid me because they don't like sharing kills.
@lmu75364 жыл бұрын
8:02 „I can‘t see everything!“... and my Siri starts. You are a good hacker! ;p
@applecrisp01314 жыл бұрын
The shape of the turret of the tank he is driving at 3:30 kinda looks like a ring pop :P
@RojoFern5 жыл бұрын
A true gentleman waits till he's around back of the Tiger to start putting shells through it.
@nightfx34855 жыл бұрын
Btw the " Archer" ( Tank) actually drives wrong in this game. If it drives backwards it drives basically forward.
@cjfritz67755 жыл бұрын
Night fx3 yeah because the gun is built facing the back of the valentine
@bluefoxy64785 жыл бұрын
Its bugging me to see that the devs didnt look it up for 5 minutes to learn that its gun is facing the back of the tank. I think I now know what its like to have OCD for a second.
@arianas07145 жыл бұрын
@@bluefoxy6478 They didn't do it because the community would bitch about it that's it's ”too hard to use”.
@Manomalo4 жыл бұрын
The fact is I know damn well you played war thunder
@nightfx34854 жыл бұрын
@@Manomalo ye
@StalinsSandwich4 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the time I was playing BF1 Shelling the shit out of an objective with a howitzer, got around 45 kills before they figured out what was happening, voice chat after match was filled with colorful language
@kammonb72983 жыл бұрын
When i get insulted i say i love you too..it usually shuts them up 🤣
@joshuadtalbot34 жыл бұрын
Dropping a like for that wholesome goodness at 5:45
@cookiecracker24 жыл бұрын
I like how right after the guy says "this team sucks" this clown party of vehicles just comes out from behind the rocks lawl
@ops51613 жыл бұрын
''go #### yourself in the throat with a taser'' That is one of the most original insults I ever saw in BF5.
@Bastion02115 жыл бұрын
Yesterday I have a really weird thing happen to me in my Spitfire vb, I was flying around on panzerstorm strafing tanks with rockets and shooting down planes as usual and then I started losing damage at a rate of 5 each time, it felt like I was being shot but no matter where I went in the map or how high or low I would fly I would continue to take damage and it wouldn’t tell me who killed me or where from and I never saw and bullet tracers at all. I have a video recorded
@bluefoxy64785 жыл бұрын
That seems suspicious.
@arianas07145 жыл бұрын
Hax
@mpcrauzer4 жыл бұрын
Maibe stealth ammo?
@strikeone78034 жыл бұрын
I remember going on insane tankstreaks on BFV back when the game had support, I would use the Panzer IV with the short barrel, spot flares and S Mines. On Frontlines/Breakthrough I was unstopable and charging heavily contested positions was easy, this loadout was also useful on the Panzer 38t but the lower health made it not viable. I still wish the game lived a bit longer to see the Eastern Front...loved to receive the hate messages on Xbox live.
@themotogpmaniac46805 жыл бұрын
8:32 and onward....Legends say he can’t kill someone on foot, turns out the legend is fake
@magentaman76394 жыл бұрын
Stay close to your squad. I makes it 10x better and 100x funnier when Dave starts dropping bombs!
@shawty53593 жыл бұрын
Essentially, I would have laughed the first quarter of the vid, but I’m currently traffic jamming my mouth with extreme level takis without milk. *God have Mercy.*
@Santa-703 Жыл бұрын
Imagine having the tank destroyer and drive around a simple corner only to realise a Churchill staring down your sights lul
@swirlyorange8472 жыл бұрын
I like how you have a dude just chilling on top of your tank XD
@Michael-st9ky4 жыл бұрын
5:41 The gunner on your tank was alive stops the tank and Goes to type in chat. Now your gunner is dead
@vichipitipiri19284 жыл бұрын
6:13 that guy got vaporized by that "jeep" explosion. Hmmm pretty sure that a Volkswagen Kübelwagen
@homelessparty89945 жыл бұрын
6:23 He got eviscerated.
@kinsy73415 жыл бұрын
It seems that tanks and planes are not targeted as much in battlefield 5 as they add in battlefield 1 . You u just get destroyed within seconds of u drove round a corner in a landship on battlefield 1😂
@die22794 жыл бұрын
That’s why I play cautiously with tanks in battlefield 1.
@butwhythomydude70223 жыл бұрын
Salty battlefield player in real war after seeing a mg nest: HE'S CAMPING
@zombeeleeder98534 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but this game is my go to when I need to calm down from a different game
@midnight12744 жыл бұрын
The fact that BFV Has a whirlwind makes me play WT even more
@CSO_Dr.Ragnar3 жыл бұрын
Get under your skin? I broke my controller through a severe case of battlefield rage 😂😂😂😂🤘🏼
@merickful5 жыл бұрын
The community is definitely the worst aspect of any BF. Or the lack thereof. Too many playstyles with no consideration to their team and no abilities to see past their screen. It's like the world doesn't exist past their reach and they think they are the sole person on the planet.
@ashutoshhiremath7203 жыл бұрын
dude the genuine apology damn that's a rare one
@ytrtea10893 жыл бұрын
That Joshreid guy plays the same way I do. Gets annoyed, trashtalks, then instant regret and guilt.
@Kendro3115 жыл бұрын
“This guy is just generally unhappy I think”. It’s sad and hilarious at the same time.
@insanedestiny51645 жыл бұрын
Been playing since the old school 1942, I quit five and went straight back to 4. No challenge from opfor's and exactly what that one user said. Nothing but whiners. GG on the tank run brotha.
@jkzac4 жыл бұрын
ilike this guy his fun to watch ,calm,chill and funny at the same time
@simplyluis65485 жыл бұрын
That's the PC master race for you. When you got no good aim or situational awareness, blame every death on a hack or your team. 😂
@riggsngrimworkshop5 жыл бұрын
Type of noobs
@MrBigNicholas3 жыл бұрын
its always my favorite to see people on the same team as the ragers telling them to shut up
@stansearcheslife63635 жыл бұрын
*WHY DOES THE ARCHER DRIVE FORWARDS?!* *AND HAS A MACHINES GUN IN THE BACK?! DICE WHAT ARE YOU DOING*
@cocainecola57065 жыл бұрын
Mate are you fucking stupid. The dank is designed with the gun facing backwards so technically the machine gun is in the front. Do some research before you comment
@finn82105 жыл бұрын
@@cocainecola5706 dank
@Radintoriov5 жыл бұрын
I have to wonder where the first-person camera is actually located on the character model because I suspect that for the guy going "what?" you blapped at 2:55, on his screen it would have looked like he was completely hidden instead of having his head stick out like that.
@joshuarodriguez98423 жыл бұрын
"I am an Elder of the Internet, I have seen all the Salt" -Ranger Dave
@Killmate503 жыл бұрын
The greatest insult I've ever come across was one my friend said in BF4: "I hope both sides of your pillow are warm when tou go to sleep."
@Killmate505 ай бұрын
Ranger Dave? You were the primary reason why I ended up buying and playing BF5... My buddies had it and wanted me to play. It was a ton of fun.
@isaacderfoxtrot97053 жыл бұрын
This guy is like a jack of all trades. He's good at sniping, he's good at piloting, and tanking.
@thatonemarine47072 жыл бұрын
from my 2 day experience I've noticed pakwagons are really fun (^-^ )
@justaglitch72644 жыл бұрын
Was playing battlefield 5 on XBOX, and my teamate was being swarmed while in a tank. I was squad leader. I immediatly remembered the battlefield 1 tank storyline, and called a mortar strike right on top of my teamate. He lived through that battle lol
@jayny20145 жыл бұрын
Haha idk why i get off on these videos lmao, these are the only battlefield videos i watch till the end because of how funny they are!
@taco440514 жыл бұрын
Tankers out there need to remember to keep a hull forward aspect all the time to the enemy. A good hull gunner has unlimited ammo and you'll be more effective and deadly team.
@carlpedro84273 жыл бұрын
Correct sir. Frontal armour is thicker as well, so it really benefits you to face the enemy head on, if you can. Nothing as frustrating as being a support gunner but you're blind because the driver is pointing you the wrong way.
@SpadesNeil3 жыл бұрын
"OMG this team sucks" says the guy who took a vehicle alone that is meant for a team to use
@matteoo_10004 жыл бұрын
"There you are". BRRRRTTTTTTTTT. (3:53) "Oh, look. A second one! BRRRRTTTTTTTT (4:02)
@electricregion26765 жыл бұрын
Me: you make this game look fun *puts in BFV, and slowly sits down on chair* Five seconds later *PC thrown out window* Me: stupid tanks
@zombiecowboy49465 жыл бұрын
I guess that’s one advantage console has. No in-game global chat. Because honestly, I couldn’t stomach this crap.
@rosaria83845 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@SophiaAphrodite3 жыл бұрын
I remember when playing the BF1942 Desert COmbat mod people were just livid at how well I could fly a helicopter. I was able to turn on a dime and was called a cheater over and over .
@TankDragonSherman5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about the Archer tank destroyer: it went way faster backwards in real life.
@LiarraSniffles_X34 жыл бұрын
"But I was stood still! In the open! And marked on radar by like three people! How could you possibly have shot me! HAX!"
@MACCAox5 жыл бұрын
At least you using the Tanks as intended actually getting up close and fighting, There is nothing worst than some idiot that has a tank and sits in the safety of the spawn area and tries to pick off the opposing team from distance .
@moxxie76103 жыл бұрын
Finally a video with a tiger 1 that's wholesome.....
@sassidiego12744 жыл бұрын
I liked the advice, completely uninterested: "Stay close to your squad" And the unspoken part makes it even better: "So I can Wipe your entire squad with just one tank shot"
@Tinkering9023 жыл бұрын
That simp only apologized because he realized he would be on video lol
@sebajunee4 жыл бұрын
That wholesome moment in game chat for you my sub so good on ya Dave
@antwniouxrhstos40865 жыл бұрын
10:31 -plays pirates of the Caribbean musicc-
@peterpg95895 жыл бұрын
Music:overture (orphee aux enfers)
@sludgedisciple5 жыл бұрын
I went like 23-0 in a tank the other day in conquest, and a team mate went and destroyed the vehicle repair station and kept shooting smoke at me because I hadn't died and he apparently felt like I was wasn't PTFO'ing enough. Meanwhile you need to be smart with the tanks, especially the Archer. You cant just go ballz deep all the time with a tank in BFV.
@jdmchamp40495 жыл бұрын
sludgedisciple imagine instead of PTFO’ing yourself you focus on ONE tanker that’s actually helping your team by picking people off and taking out their tickets. This is why I hate the “PTFO” clowns on this game.
@sludgedisciple5 жыл бұрын
@@jdmchamp4049 exactly. Tanking is very different this game than it was in BF4 or even BF1. You are much more vulnerable because you run out of ammo. People underestimate the value of a good tanker.
@Y34RZERO4 жыл бұрын
@4:20 positioning = camping lol. I heard that shit before when I locked down a lane on defense playing insurgency sandstorm. It's 12 vs 12 in the gamemode I was playing and I killed 8 of their players trying to group up in a corridor with my well placed MG3.
@deadmau566614 жыл бұрын
The archer with the spotting scope on open maps is insane