BATTLING ATTITUDE FOR PUCK POSSESSION

[@taylorwilson6655]

Instructions unclear, my girl was passed around 10 dudes

[@cosmicsniper6473]

"MY Biscuit!! Hands off my Biscuit!!!!" 🍪

[@wandmayeslupik6302]

As some plug once said, "Dude, if you do that in my beer league, you're gonna get put through a wall...."

[@user-hj7jy5hx3g]

Can you please do a camp in Ottawa?🥅🏒

[@theleonardhodginsendeavour3930]

Pass her around a bit

[@MetaSteve]

Why is our goalie holding my girlfriend? BAM!

[@beatsbyandrew]

Never once thought about what his girlfriend wants

[@johnm5928]

Instruction unclear, I now have 11 children.

[@TheKaidynB]

Hockey is a lot more fun if you pretend you’re fighting over the last Oreo

[@wandmayeslupik6302]

Also.. from a 69 year old female player.. who taught me yesterday .. " think about WHERE you are going to pass the puck BEFORE you take possession of it!!! Think at least one step ahead....is someone open? Can i bounce it off the wall( the 9nth player) to another teammate? Can i flip it up in the air to another teammate?( think in 3 dimensions..X,Y,andZ axes... like in Star Trek 2: the Wrath of Khan ......I added the axes and Star Trek stuff...hahaha..."

[@Shun101010]

The GF analogy isn't the best because if i caught her with another dude, we'd be over and I wouldn't touch her again. Not the right philosophy for puck possession lol. But we all know what he means, I just though it was funny.

[@zordalion5445]

Hey, that's my girlfriend

[@Ck69420]

Just let the kids skate bro

[@elevee]

Your buddies can have your girl, the rest can’t.

[@dood_games]

so youre saying, i should support my boys when theyre kissing my gf