Remember when Batman admitted that he cared for Catwoman, then arrested her anyway? I miss heroes with integrity
@LostOneOmega4 жыл бұрын
@Shadow Hawk damn poetic... And sad... And good television.
@PryncessTempest4 жыл бұрын
@Shadow Hawk Yeah, i remember when good tv shows/movies used to exist....
@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj94574 жыл бұрын
@@LostOneOmega That's good writers for you, they can make anything work, a superhero comic book character from WW2 for kids/teens and boom! Give him memorable villiains and storylines.
@filipvadas76024 жыл бұрын
For reference, Hush in the comics was a methodical and highly intelligent villain that managed to temporarily steal Bruce's identity. But he's a straight white guy ,so y'know what that means....
@bi0hazard9214 жыл бұрын
*SIGH* 😒
@Crux_JCr4 жыл бұрын
Worse. Tommy is a surrogate trump in this series. No longer a methodical and envious genius surgeon. Now he is an over emotional real estate mogul who just inherited his fortune.
@LastBrainCell01 Жыл бұрын
also he was a surgeon that fucked with his own face and jerry rigged it to look like Bruces... yeah i miss formidable villains
@LostOneOmega4 жыл бұрын
I hate batma'am more than Captain Karen, at this point. Just being upfront. This repeated plot about the bat suit is beyond stupid. It's not the ironman suit. Their face is sticking out. Just shoot her in the mouth and be done with it. Why does Alice even care? She knows who she is. She has had the drop on her multiple times. This is just the writers being hung up on the suit because they assume that is what makes Batman... Batman. But it isn't. Anyone who watched the cartoon in the 90s could tell them that. They're so petty they just have to have an explanation for why he was a hero. If it were that easy then anyone could be Batman. I just want to punch the show in the throat for its cavalier attitude about what makes a hero. *KATE KANE IS NO HERO!!*
@khfan4life3654 жыл бұрын
Also, as much as I hate Captain Karen, at least she had a storyline that made sense. At least she fought the bad guys and didn’t let them get away like Batma’am does. I know this show is terrible when it’s making me defend Captain Karen.
@LostOneOmega4 жыл бұрын
@@khfan4life365 I felt that. Smh. Look at the state of this industry... Gone are the days when Catwoman starring Hailey Berry was the worst thing to happen to live action superheroes.
@SlimSamari4 жыл бұрын
It's not the suit that makes you the hero. It's who inside the suit that makes you a hero. What are you without the suit? Anyone with a brain: someone who wants to do what's right. Kate: I need the suit I'm nothing without it!
@cliffcampbell88274 жыл бұрын
You can't say "cavalier"...it has *dun dun DUNNN* patriarchy connotations attached with it.
@MrNickPresley4 жыл бұрын
@@cliffcampbell8827 would the drooling homunculi on twitter prefer "blithe"? "Flippant"? "Casual"? "Blase"? The way they treat Batman's still bullshit, either way.
@CrisisComics4 жыл бұрын
Mouse: We're a wannabe Joker and Harley, but reversed! Alice: Hey, Tommy! You're a wannabe Bruce Wayne! Hush: Grrrrr!!! Kate: Hey, Azrael! You're a wannabe Batman (but not like me)! Azrael: Grrrrr!!! Hacker: I'm a wannabe Luke Fox. Kate: You go, girl! Magpie: I'm a wannabe Catwoman, but whatever. That's pretty much what this show's villains amount to.
@nillynush48994 жыл бұрын
participation trophy villains fighting a participation trophy hero, made by participation trophy writers, and aired on the participation trophy network.
@DisplayThisOkay4 жыл бұрын
They're not wannabes. They're more like the cheap off brands you see on the bottom shelf under the name brand products.
@seriousreview83714 жыл бұрын
@phildisaster your wrong... Its under name brand under store brand then its offbrand from Chinatown
@TheBatbike4 жыл бұрын
Polka dot man is a better villain compare to these guys
@SlimSamari4 жыл бұрын
@@DisplayThisOkay The Off brands no one wants to eat or buy.
@shameekgrimes19214 жыл бұрын
Hey writers, remember when Parker almost killed 450 people who were inside a train. But hey “once you’re gay, your crimes will go away”
@hassathunter24644 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the city-wide extortion.
@jarrodedson54414 жыл бұрын
That's an awful rhyme....once you're gay you're crying will go away speaking of which I think that should be the slogan of this show
@howlingwolf31254 жыл бұрын
That wasn't Hush. That was his short bus little brother "Shut Up". Lmao Luke had to act stupid by not only answering an unknown number but quickly believing it was Kate just because it sounded like her, given that they've dealt with a person that could imitate voices.
@howlingwolf31254 жыл бұрын
@Dog House Glad you had a laugh. lol
@thomasraines13964 жыл бұрын
“Short bus little brother” damn that’s fucked up but also hilarious.
@samuelespinelli60614 жыл бұрын
i'm just quoting wikipedia here: Thomas Elliot has an incredible, genius-level intellect and is also a master planner, with tactical skills rivaling those of the Caped Crusader. Hush's greatest asset is his talent for thinking like his opponents and for using their abilities against them. Ironically, Bruce Wayne learned his strategic skills from Elliot in childhood before their respective parents' deaths. not quite sure they're doing him justice
@Ubermensch92404 жыл бұрын
That was in his introduction story. Since then, he's been a racist egomaniac with a creepy obsession with Batman. Not much to work with here.
@alexanderwhite48214 жыл бұрын
"Boundless Idiocy" should've been what Kate became the Paragon of, not Courage.
@dylanbeebehive20244 жыл бұрын
Alongside Gaston for as we know he is 🎶 Perfect A Pure Paragon🎶 so Gaston is the Paragon of Pure Perfection (sweet I finally have an outlet for this joke)
@quentincoetzee43134 жыл бұрын
I still maintain that Kate is not a Paragon, but instead a Renegade
@CoomanX54 жыл бұрын
Arrowverse checklist: Nerf Batman worse than geese on Tekken: ✔️ Make hush a male yandere working for a Harley Quinn looney toon:✔️ Nerf Superman to the point where he “in full power” get KTFO by a Ric flair backhand by supergirl:✔️ Make a batsuit a second coming of Superman's, iron man's and supergirl's suit:✔️ What else needs to be checked down?
@yamadiyoo96584 жыл бұрын
@@madtitanthanos7898 No thats wrong being a straight male gets you nerfed being white is a bonus nerfing.
@znerd36644 жыл бұрын
Ok I agree with all of those except hasn't supergirl knocked out Clark in the comics? I know the comics have stated she has a higher power ceiling than Clark. Don"t get me wrong why all know _why_ they wrote that scene, but wasn't it technically in line with the source material?
@madtitanthanos78984 жыл бұрын
@@yamadiyoo9658 oh God. How could I be so foolish to give CW more credit than it deserves
@Underworlddream4 жыл бұрын
@@znerd3664 From what I heard in the comic that was a sucker punch and he got back up punch her back knocking her out. It that people don't tell the whole story to make it look like Supergirl stronger. Comic had it that while at First she appear stronger Batman figure out that sense she a teenager she never learn to hold back so she just using her full strength all the time while Superman has to worry about killing people. So as he fight he scale up his attack gradually.
@MrDman214 жыл бұрын
Now I know what CW stands for, Cringe Watch.
@ThePrice2654 жыл бұрын
Luke Fox was never a simp in the Comics. But you can never trust these shows to honor great characters like Batwing.
@lekhaclam874 жыл бұрын
Dumbing down a black character from a Bat Family superhero to a wimp... What is it with progressives and their habit of turning black characters into white female characters' bitches?
@ThePrice2654 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Luke is Kate sidekick as well. I hope they don't put The Signal on this show.
@znerd36644 жыл бұрын
@Naquin Green is it really that secret?
@viscountrainbows64524 жыл бұрын
Because they always gotta have the Black Nerd character to be the exact opposite of the gangbanger stereotype, so of course they make him softer than me, who actually wears dresses😹 He looks like a Hall Monitor!
@calemr4 жыл бұрын
Well, Batwoman, as a highly progressive show, has to have a white woman beat a black man repeatedly until he serves her without question or compensation.
@JavelinAngel12954 жыл бұрын
Hush was one of the most dangerous villains that Batman had ever dealt with. His childhood friend who always exploited Batman's one weakness which was Catwoman. So far as to kidnap her and surgically remove her heart from her chest and showcase it to Batman himself inside of a fish tank. But in this show? WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO HIM?? THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN HOW THEY DID HUSH IN ARKHAM KNIGHT!!
@peterkrochmalni6734 жыл бұрын
FX-Atarien So, what happened to Catwoman?
@JavelinAngel12954 жыл бұрын
@@peterkrochmalni673What happened to Catwoman was in Heart of Hush. Despite having her heart removed, she was being kept alive by some machine attached to her chest and Batman was able to rescue her, get her to the hospital for them to put her heart back in her chest and then while she was recovering, Bruce confessed his love to her and they kissed.
@JavelinAngel12954 жыл бұрын
@Whyte Chocolate Oh yeah... Arkham City gave Hush some scary suspenseful build up. With a shitty execution in Arkham Knight. Like seriously.... all of that build up just to see Lucius Fox hit Hush in the face with a trophy and then Batman easily beats him by doing the Rock Bottom on Hush on the table. I was like what?
@JavelinAngel12954 жыл бұрын
@Whyte Chocolate But when it comes to this show... ugh... what a fucking joke. How does Hush go from matching Batman in hand to hand combat, mind fucking Batman by always attacking Catwoman all the way to kissing Batwoman's ass? Hush is a way bigger threat than how this piece of whale shit of a show portrayed him.
@jarrodedson54414 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@VonRichtburg4 жыл бұрын
Fun thing is: Rachel Maddow has more credibility as a fake talk show host in Batwoman, than a real one on MSNBC.
@billbillinger21174 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Creshex84 жыл бұрын
And on Batwoman, I can actually follow what she is saying. For a more realistic Maddow on Batwoman, her radio commentary needs to be 25 minutes long and at the end you won’t be able to tell what she was talking about to begin with. Thankfully, the show is only an hour long.
@retiredmanager5104 жыл бұрын
I can never tell the difference is that Keith Olberman or the MSNBC wacko. 🤔
@politicallycorrectredskin7964 жыл бұрын
I'm, like super gay and things...And you're being soo offensive right now....Let me, like, speak to your manager...
@toweypat4 жыл бұрын
Did Russia pay you to write that?????
@calemr4 жыл бұрын
I recently watched some of "Beware the Batman". Katana was badass, without having to go "She's better than Batman!" Alfred being able to disagree with Batman, without being immediately dismissed because "Nah I'm perfect.", And Batman respects him, unlike the Batwoman/Luke dynamic of "White woman beats a black man until he calls her massa.". And as a lesser detail: Magpie is Waaaaay more interesting in that version. All the villains are, but you can directly compare those two to see just how much more fleshed out and interesting the animated one is.
@coolman2294 жыл бұрын
Beware the Batman is so underrated and I'm still mad it got canceled
@calemr4 жыл бұрын
@@coolman229 As a less major fan of Batman, it's really great to see these less well known villains, like Anarchy or Pyg. All the movies just want to use the big names.
@simonhurt96663 жыл бұрын
@@calemr Mostly joker, am I right?
@ivoemo70474 жыл бұрын
So the C.W. cares about representation but they have humiliated a black character who was got disrespected by two lesbians: one instantly blames him for losing a journal and never apologizes to him for being rude / another one ends becoming more a smarter computer person than him and complains about how old the BatComputer is.
@Shiirow4 жыл бұрын
because being a woman and gay has a higher victim point tally than being black. also the fact he is male negates some of that tally as well. its all about victim points in that progressive stack baby.
@calemr4 жыл бұрын
Episode 1: White woman repeatedly beats a black man until he obeys her orders with utter subservience and no compensation. Progressive!
@peterpatron48224 жыл бұрын
The only way Luke would win is he comes back in the season finale as Lucy
@MK_ULTRA4204 жыл бұрын
@@calemr Jim Crow would be proud!
@frieza654 жыл бұрын
Unless all that happened to him *because* he is black, which it didn't, then there is no representation issue here. TV characters disrespecting each other due to half-baked writing and not suffering due consequence for it has been a thing since TV shows became a thing. It's a feature, not a bug. The point is that the concept of representation is not in any way antithetical to this. Every minority character getting preferential treatment has never been the foundation of representation. Sure, some people feel it should be, but of course, "some people" who critique representation do it because they're just plain ol' racist (and the rest are just ignorant and making stupid assumptions). Representation is nothing more than an acknowledgment of the mere *presence* of certain groups of people in a piece of media. The reality of writing means that not every single character is going to be praised to the moon just because they're a minority character. Writers who don't bother with subtle conflicts where nobody is right or wrong (most writers) are always going to choose to side with one of the characters over another. It is the same goddamn thing that has played out a thousand times in a thousand other shows. In other words, it's not about the representation... it's about the writing and the writers doing their own thing, good or bad. Which, if I'm not mistaken, is *exactly* what most critics of representation say that they want because they're totally just thinking about the writing and not just projecting their own bigoted views, honest! TL;DR: if Luke was white, this entire issue goes away and the bitching hour would no doubt instead be focused upon "representation baaad" instead, so shut up.
@jaydee64144 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched a single episode of Batwamen but I knw for a fact that this guy's vids are 100 times more entertaining. Brilliant. Lol 😂👍🏻
@edcooper14714 жыл бұрын
I actually watch his videos first, then watch the episode just to get a laugh. Thorias' commentary is a 1,000 times more entertaining than this inane show.
@GanonGhidorah4 жыл бұрын
"Maybe it's a good thing that Batman killed the Joker in this universe; because if the Joker is dead, then it means he can't be butchered by these talentless writers." And just like that, the writers now feel the need to bring Joker into the series; either having someone else take-up the Joker mantle, or retconning him out of being dead, just to make Batman look "incompetent" and not bat an eye when Kate kills him later.
@Jack-jj8xx4 жыл бұрын
"Then Alice flips a switch that lets all the criminals out at once" Why do they even *have* that lever?
@thoriasunlimited40534 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but why would the switch be in the electric chair room of all places instead of a secure location?
@LastBrainCell01 Жыл бұрын
@@thoriasunlimited4053 genius 0000000
@firedad73414 жыл бұрын
You and “Heel vs Babyface” should review the last episode together.
@Xardion554 жыл бұрын
And become popular than the show itself...? Make it so!
@danninmatthews56404 жыл бұрын
Along with Jlongbone
@LevePalestinaKrossaSionismen4 жыл бұрын
@@danninmatthews5640 AMEN!
@zscout12884 жыл бұрын
I second that
@tylerghersinich5764 жыл бұрын
Fire Dad Heel, efap and jlongbone and this gentleman
@Daredhnu4 жыл бұрын
"If this were storytelling 101, all these writers would get an F, but instead they're writing a major network television show." just goes to show you, talent isn't rewarded, it's all about who you know and life isn't fair.
@edwardspruill87884 жыл бұрын
That's true and all, but what these people are getting away with is just insanity.
@frieza654 жыл бұрын
@@edwardspruill8788 What these people are getting away with is basic, by the numbers, bad television writing. If you think this is "insanity", you're an incredibly sheltered little boy. Don't go blowing up any gatherings once the quarantine is done, mmkay?
@edwardspruill87884 жыл бұрын
@@frieza65 Well, being that outside of documentaries and the news I don't watch television. I didn't know spending my time outdoors with friends instead of sitting in front of the TV made me sheltered, but I'm OK with that, and you have a good day okay.
@shayla1064 жыл бұрын
frieza65 Are you okay?
@paulvontyrant31204 жыл бұрын
How this trainwreck hasn't been canceled is beyond me. I'd given up on the show months ago, but still watch your reviews because they're much more entertaining than the actual show.
@kazekamiha4 жыл бұрын
"This episode was stupid, terrible and this god forsaken season can't end soon enough." So, normal episode of Batwoman then, huh?
@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj94574 жыл бұрын
You're forgetting the word, 'bland' there, because that might actually make their show feel like silly and fun, *which we all know that's not the case.*
@alexkennard24224 жыл бұрын
I've always hated the "prisoner release button" trope in television. Why does a button like that even exist? More so, even if it has to exist, why isn't it more protected? Why isn't the release button a 32 digit code you have to enter on a computer or locked behind a vault-like panel that requires 4 different keys to unlock? Why is it always just out in the open where any schmuck could hit it by accident? Why?!
@CrisisComics4 жыл бұрын
Assuming that Arkham Asylum is more like a prison than a hospital, it would never unlock every single cell at once. This is the kind of shit that prison architects explicitly plan AGAINST, hence why the cellblock releases are kept separate.
@chasewilson36934 жыл бұрын
Such buttons are useful for cell checks and getting every prisoner out of their cell for meals, showering and yard time without having to individually open each one. Its also good for handling riots by locking down blocks not currently rioting so guards can deal with the rioters without having to worry about other blocks. With that said, you don't build a release all button under any condition. You just do it for specific cell blocks to prevent such a situation from happening where all the prisoners go wild.
@pontiusporcius84304 жыл бұрын
I think even postal 4 doesn't have a button, it has the code. And it is a spoof.
@ffjj39644 жыл бұрын
What part of fuck it, it in the script don’t you understand?
@trainerredcharizard79824 жыл бұрын
God i hope that No Robins will be in this..Batgirls would get better treatment BUT that would be them whining how Bruce and robins prob touched them all the time and all that bs
@lekhaclam874 жыл бұрын
Even Injustice Damien Wayne doesn't deserve this fate.
@trainerredcharizard79824 жыл бұрын
@@lekhaclam87 Yeah..even he would get treated very badly that is unfair tho he is a dick.But the show would also shit HARD at Dick and Tim and Jason
@isplat9274 жыл бұрын
@@trainerredcharizard7982 Watch as Barbara comes onto this show and hooks up with Kate, saying Dick was what his name implies and she broke up with him, realizing her true sexuality or some bullshit
@lekhaclam874 жыл бұрын
@@trainerredcharizard7982 Dick, Tim and Jason are three of the best members of the Bat Family, dragging them through the mud will piss off a lot of people. At this point, the entire family, and their rogue galleries too, should just stay far far away Batwoman and her crew.
@trainerredcharizard79824 жыл бұрын
@@isplat927 Yeah..Or they could just make Dick into a Bi sexual douchebag who prob cheated Barbara with Tim or some random dude..Hell Dick could had been drugged and raped by a woman and STILL HE would be blaimed by Barbara and kate
@coolbeans37524 жыл бұрын
Only the lord knows, the horrors this man endured for our leisurely pleasure. You have my gratitude and respect.
@MickPsyphon4 жыл бұрын
Thorias, your Batwoman reviews are priceless! If only the writers for that show could write half as good as you do, the Batwoman wouldn't be tanking.
@davfree97324 жыл бұрын
Luke Classic: This computer was made to fight crime. It's fast, has independent power, it's processing speed is the highest in the world, and it's core is buried under so much reinforced concrete it would take a nuke to destroy it. It is literal perfection. New Luke : It will be, when I install social media apps, change the desktop setting and replace the cooler fans with LED lit one's
@KingNazaru4 жыл бұрын
I can hear Tommy Lee Jones’ Two Face saying, “Why can’t you just die?” to this show.
@garywilliamson51564 жыл бұрын
i haven't watched a single episode of batwahmen but watched every review from a few youtubers ,. and the pain on all of your faces is positively delicious ,.i'm betting your review is way more entertaining to boot :D great work !
@defencebangladesh40684 жыл бұрын
same here
@MrNickyDalenz4 жыл бұрын
Watching it would be painful, watching the review is entertaining... ipso facto mafuckas
@TheSouloftheDragon4 жыл бұрын
Of course the bat computer was outdated to the Super Genius Lesbian Hacker of Color. It didn't have the Twitter app installed.
@yamadiyoo96584 жыл бұрын
I remember when I said a billion dollar computer was trash compared to my jerry rigged laptop from best buy dont you.
@GRIFAbyte1014 жыл бұрын
Lemme guess, Julia's apparent nerve damage will eventually turn her into a psuedo-Oracle while the kryptonite is needed to actually damage the Bat-suit as it's secretly an ass-mask made from some version of Superman's hair?
@taragnor4 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling its worse than that... I suspect they may be doing Batwoman v Superman. If it's one thing I'm sure the Batwoman writers are upset about it, it's that they haven't had a chance to humiliate Superman yet.
@johngr17474 жыл бұрын
Arkham guard 1: Do you feel like someone smissing? Arkham guard 2: Nah. Arkham guard 1: You're right.
@ericambrose70244 жыл бұрын
I have learned one thing from Batwoman. I have learned why Ruby Rose played a mute in John Wick Chapter 2.
@DravicPL4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that does make sense
@hanzohattori11964 жыл бұрын
Now they're gonna drag Superman into the ground like they did with Batman!? In the name of the Emperor, for this Herecy I call EXTERMINATUS!!!!!
@edwardspruill87884 жыл бұрын
THE ORDO HERETICUS DEMANDS IT!
@michaelolmos82574 жыл бұрын
screw that! i say let angron, fulgrim, mortarion and lorgar have their four way field day with the entirety of Gotham as the gods laugh and feast on the despicable putrid excuse of sentient garbage! 😈
@edwardspruill87884 жыл бұрын
@@michaelolmos8257 I'd buy that for a dollar.
@jacobwhitfield54294 жыл бұрын
Me when I saw the scene were Mary found Lucuis Fox glasses. Wait a minute, an intelligent man, with a goatee, builds gadgets and armor for their friend so they can become a hero or vigilante, who just so happens to leave a spare of glasses that would help that person get through the remainder of the plot and for the good of mankind. Me- GOD DAMNIT THEY'RE RIPPING OFF SPIDERMAN FAR FROM HOME!!! DAMN these writers I'm serious
@SixballQ454 жыл бұрын
Jacob Whitfield good catch.. 👍
@lyravain63044 жыл бұрын
Nah, they're not good enough to rip Spiderman. They just opened a page on TV tropes, took a look at 'Crazy Scientist Guy' or something like that and ticked all the boxes they could find in an attempt to become relevant.
@makisky44954 жыл бұрын
So... Trash ripping from trash?
@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj94574 жыл бұрын
They don't even put their own spin on something, they ripped off, so In end, it's feels weaker and blatantly ripped off, lol.
@angbandsbane2 жыл бұрын
"They have co-coped [Hush,] this major Batman villain who could be complex, interesting and threatening . . . and instantly reduced him to two things: a generic crazy man thug and a [villainess's] two bit lackey." Funny. That is EXACTLY what happened to Bane in "Batman and Robin"
@patrickmcguire78964 жыл бұрын
In the Flash Barry can't save the day without his team and when they call him out on stuff (if he deserved it or not) he listen's to them In Batwoman she does need help but treats her team like dirt and they don't/can't call her out on it What the heck?!
@sufianramli80174 жыл бұрын
Equality
@Juankprieto4 жыл бұрын
From what I’m getting here, Hush is just Alice’s Lackey.
@patrickmcguire78964 жыл бұрын
"What the hell is going on!?" a perfect summary of this show
@dragonchr154 жыл бұрын
And of course, Hush is subservient to a woman...
@geofft.19594 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced if we look at the writers of this dumpster fire show... It would be revealed that they are Batmans Rouges in a way to discredit Batman.
@angrypenguinreviews27984 жыл бұрын
Nah. Even them aren't that evil
@nobody29964 жыл бұрын
All you need to know about Hush is that he would not be playing the incompetent second fiddle to some punk like Alice. He especially wouldn't tolerate Alice so purposely screwing up his plans. I'm still wondering how Mouse's disguise is working. Not only are people not noticing that Mouse is gone, not only are they noticing that the Doctor and Alice interact in the most obvious 'we're scheming' manner, but shouldn't someone notice something up with the Doctor? Does this guy interact with no one outside of the Arkham staff? No relatives or friends wondering why he's suddenly stopped calling them or anything? Also, for a progressive show, they've literally reduced all major female characters to love interests for Kate who exist solely to suck her off. The only ones who don't do this are either relatives or underaged. And this will continue since the Sophias person they keep bringing up is Kate's ex in the comics. The only plus I give this episode is Mouse slowly getting more and more pissed as Alice keeps destroying any chance of happiness he has.
@lucaschannel7264 жыл бұрын
If this was the real hush, he would be making alice his second fiddle for his plans
@Aesirfollower2244 жыл бұрын
It's hilarious that Kate kicked Luke out of his own building 😂😂💀.
@thoriasunlimited40534 жыл бұрын
Right? I mean, Luke works in the building, whereas Kate's only there because she stole Bruce's office. Luke is actually supposed to be there while Kate is just sort of hanging around, hoping no one calls security.
@pensador69534 жыл бұрын
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@rosesongoku69804 жыл бұрын
Spoilers for the review: I GENUINELY 100% believed you when you said Luke got knifed from behind by Tommy. I was like, “If they kill him just like that, I will scream with laughter knowing who they’re replacing him with.”
@SixballQ454 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sacrificing your sanity to bring us the breakdown of this mess.
@NightMotorcyclist4 жыл бұрын
They're too busy butchering the Joker on the Gotham high comic...
@johannesseyfried79334 жыл бұрын
There are now....what? Three kinds of Weapons that can pierce the Batsuit already? Is this Thing made out of wet Paper?! Why are there so many Anti-Batman Weapons?!? And why would they need Kryptonite? Yeah, it is lethal for Kryptonians as well as Humans, but there must be cheaper ways to punch a Hole in this Suit than a rare Mineral from Outer Space!
@ThomNelson224 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t think this show could get worse. But here we are.
@SteveSmith-ty8ko4 жыл бұрын
Nelson Productions It’s sort of amazing, how do they reinvent themselves every week and make the show worse every episode?
@ThomNelson224 жыл бұрын
Steve Smith yeah, they even manage to make good Batman villains turned into little bitches(like hush for example)
@Surgehero51364 жыл бұрын
When Alice said they Kryptonite I was so dumbfounded I was at a loss for words
@shanedaley62364 жыл бұрын
Hush was cucked like no other ruin anything connected to Batman to protect the female they keep finding ways to go lower
@chasgalaxy67214 жыл бұрын
I've been saying that about every episode, yet somehow I'm proven wrong every time
@danharmon87634 жыл бұрын
LOL! Brilliant as always, Thorias! "Maybe they'll find their ratings down in the sewer." That one killed me!
@sonicathehedgehog74884 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to feel the rage from you man
@ThomasStevensontutor4 жыл бұрын
Don't you worry sir, I'm sure they'll find a way to shred the Joker's legacy as well. Maybe in flashbacks... or by having another Joker transplanted in from the end of 'Crisis on Infinite Earths'? P.S: Oh gosh, I saw that Wikipedia entry on Twitter! A blessing from the Paragon of Laziness.
@davidrofulowitz75384 жыл бұрын
So, in other words, this episode was just as horrible and illogical as the 18 that came before it...no surprise there.
@hughcaires74344 жыл бұрын
Breaking wind, I mean news, Ruby quit Batwoman.
@tyrantgregcagkaiju714 жыл бұрын
Episode 20 is the season finale?! I didn’t know that until you mentioned it just now 😳. I guess it’s about time! 👏
@deimos55794 жыл бұрын
Are you sure that the Joker is dead? After all the earth merged with other earths. There is a possibility one version of Joker exists.
@thomasraines13964 жыл бұрын
Deimos knowing this show, Harley Quinn would be the leader and he would be her lackey.
@calemr4 жыл бұрын
@@thomasraines1396 And also she's a totally sympathetic serial killer psychopath, who's 100% justified in slaughtering dozens. Because vagina.
@thomasraines13964 жыл бұрын
calemr naturally yes.
@gerard23834 жыл бұрын
Bad News: The show isn't cancelled Good News: We get to see Thorias suffer thru another season of Batwoman.
@ultimatecoola43954 жыл бұрын
I don't know how he does it but I wouldn't have lasted if I was reviewing it although the show might break him if they renew it for season 3.
@gerard23834 жыл бұрын
@@ultimatecoola4395 i didint last more than 3 episodes of this show. Then i found these reviews and not i just watch these instead. I appreciates the sacrifice made by thorias to pull these off.
@JohnSmith-ns6dp4 жыл бұрын
Batwoman is the most entertaining show on TV today. I laugh hard every episode. It’s not good, but it’s so bad that it’s good.
@LostOneOmega4 жыл бұрын
That's usually the sign of madness creeping in... I should know: my teacup poodle told me so. Wait a second... I don't OWN a poodle. 🤔
@julianpradarodriguez73364 жыл бұрын
If we could find a way to turn his rage into energy we would find a new clean energy powerfull enough to power the entire world for the next millenia
@TheSmokingSkull4 жыл бұрын
You know what, in a better world, this is what I thought the show would do: Mad Hatter would have been the main villain of S1, he would have experimented on Alice instead of that doctor guy, maybe he had implanted his mind control tech in her head so that she would go crazy from all the voices/straight-up influence her mind to turn her evil. Thomas Elliot would only be introduced as a pretty good guy in S1, but then in S2, Bruce Wayne would apparently return. Through S2, Batwoman would go on a version of that Identity Thief quest from Arkham City, where she investigates murder victims all over the city, and would confide with Bruce, but then we find out that it was actually Thomas Elliot the whole time. Similar to the comics, he would announce that he's going to support Gotham by donating billions of Wayne's wealth to the city, in an attempt to run Wayne Enterprises into the ground, but Batwoman would actually turn the tables on him by having the other CW superheroes arrive to back her up, saying that Elliot has to pretend to be Bruce Wayne until Bruce comes back (if ever), to cover for Wayne's/Batman's disappearance, otherwise they will reveal to the world that he is a fraud. That way, we can get "Bruce Wayne" in the show, Batwoman and Thomas would be able to get some actual good drama, and the CW would be able to keep its hate-boner for Bruce Wayne alive and well. Best of both worlds.
@TheTitandog704 жыл бұрын
Good God man , I worry about your sanity. There is only so much stupid that someone can take. You are the hero that we need at this time. Great review
@daimonatkins30464 жыл бұрын
Hush deserves better than to be just a henchman considering what he is capable of doing. I think a Heart of Hush story but with Batwoman could have worked, but at this point there’s no way it would.
@sardonically-inclined76454 жыл бұрын
7:17 Divergent from what Oliver would have done, since he was a pragmatist who actually cared about fighting crime. Just saying.
@Spahr19704 жыл бұрын
I find it amazing that in writing, I pass along every project to at least two others to read (and call out incongruencies, etc.) and a room full of people can't ask the simple questions that anyone not glad handedly breaking their arms patting each other on the back would be able to notice. Like, most writers are so paranoid of a "Why didn't your character do X, Y, or Z in this situation?" We will have the book, story, manuscript, screenplay and then the other 75% of what isn't in the story which is one sentence to explain why...this show is so bad, it could have only come from a committee of people with a screw loose and an axe to grind.
@1966tvbatman4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for taking the bullet on these. I refuse to watch this garbage. I know a lot of people want this crap to go on forever so that you have to review it. I'm not one of them. I hope it tanks after the 2nd season and you move on to bigger and better things.
@simonhurt96663 жыл бұрын
Batwoman: “You killed the joker, that makes me better.” Batman: “No I didn’t, I was in Europe trying to cure joker of his cancer via a Lazarus pit, because even though he’s my enemy, he’s my friend… and I refused to let him die.” Batwoman: “But… but I’m gay-“ Batman: “shut up I’ve got a call. (Batman answers phone.) Hello?” Red hood: “WHAT DID YOU DO-“ Batman: “I’ll call you back. Oh and your under arrest Kate.”
@neocomp924 жыл бұрын
Batwahman: An examination on modern feminism, confused with misandry, reverse sexism and outright lack of originality
@bobdole39264 жыл бұрын
Joker is alive and well when the writers need him to be. So them being logical about anything is completely wrong.
@calemr4 жыл бұрын
Probably so Harley Quinn can utterly emasculate him, turn out to be the real genius, and then be portrayed as sympathetic because it turns out she only murdered dozens of Men, which is barely a crime in Batwoman.
@taffywoolback53994 жыл бұрын
I think, a stream of Thorias, Azz, Nerdrotic & Doomcock doing a review of Batwahmen would be an instant classic 🤔😉
@ivrishcon-abarth384 жыл бұрын
My offer to send Thorias some serious medication still stands... Where could they get kryptonite? I bet one of the lesbians in the show just shits it at will!
@chethammer4 жыл бұрын
Thorias, this is your best work yet. Full disclosure, I've never watched a single (Oh, wait that's a lie.....Crisis) episode of Batwoman, but I've watched every review of yours about this show. Not sure what that says about me. Word is growing, keep up the good work and you have nothing to fear if you are willing to put this much effort into it. Why don't you review The Boys. Review something you will absolutely love.
@JeSsE10mCcOy114 жыл бұрын
Do you guys remember Batman and Robin? It was not a good movie. At all. But after seeing this series, I'm started to think that perhaps I treated the movie too harshly
@enigma92274 жыл бұрын
Mind you the latest Batman IS a joke, refusing to hit the gym 🤷♂️
@SixballQ454 жыл бұрын
Nor Enmiga i heard about that.. Sparkles needs to beef up or step down
@angrypenguinreviews27984 жыл бұрын
Em dude. You misguided it. He refuses to excersise DURING THE QUARANTINE
@dustymuffincop4 жыл бұрын
@@angrypenguinreviews2798 That's a poor excuse. Can't he exercise at home?
@stevenr74714 жыл бұрын
@@angrypenguinreviews2798 meanwhile there is photos of him going for runs during Quarantine..... so sure he refuses to exercise but still goes for runs.
@NightMotorcyclist4 жыл бұрын
@@SixballQ45 YOu fkn anti-sjws never say the same of women in action roles. You're no better than the leftists
@atalt234 жыл бұрын
I don't watch this show, but I tune in every week for your review.
@Shiirow4 жыл бұрын
Its the villain of Beverly Hills Cop 2... Thorias : "I need to talk you about the mess that is Batwoman." Writers : "The show is perfect" Thorias : "The show is not perfect. The lore was perfectly planned but the show is executed with neolithic incompetence."
@Radley19824 жыл бұрын
0:09 So in other words, your favorite episode to date. Got it. 0:35-1:05 Yes, how the mighty have fallen, yet another villain who revolves around Alice, I can't wait to see her gone, she's taken up too much screentime already. 1:40-2:07 Yet another failed interrogation on Kate's part, I guess she didn't press the issue because, Reagan's a woman? And a lesbian? So she can't *possibly* be evil... right? 2:53-4:19 Of course no one notices, the plot doesn't permit it. Man this just proves that they don't proofread the scripts in advance, it'd be really hard to miss the plotholes they create. Either that or they simply don't care, if they say the episode's good, it is. How dare us incels criticize their masterfully crafted work. 6:31-7:17 No surprise there, naturally she'd turn on Luke when things went south. It's *always* someone else's fault, Kate is never to blame. 7:18-7:51 Wow, it's this kind of spite that got Beth killed in Episode 12, but of course we're not supposed to remember that because only sexists and homophobes would recall how Kate has failed as a hero and a human being. 8:01-8:30 Yes, we should've forgotten how Kate was betrayed by Reagan, a *lesbian,* so that defeats the whole argument, doesn't it? 8:46-9:03 Yes, because no one believes in the GCPD, why are they even in the show if no one trusts them to do their job? Seriously, the lesbian meter is off the charts in this episode. 9:04-10:40 Wow, that's mind-boggling. Not surprising, but definitely mind-boggling. So the writers are basically writing Luke out of the show after everything he's done for Kate, for literally no reason whatsoever. Frankly I wouldn't be surprised if Kate simply told him "You're of no more use to me," which is something a.... villain, would do. 10:41-10:58 And she lets another dangerous criminal escape, you suck woke Batman! 10:59-11:40 Wow, crapping on Luke, the Batcomputer, and Bruce all in one sitting, how praytell does this make Parker more appealing? It doesn't? Really? 12:20-12:53 Man, I swear the writers get off on jerking the viewers around, why else would they keep doing it without remorse? Are they even trying anymore? Or are they just trying to burn the whole show down because no one takes it seriously anymore? 13:01-13:34 Precisely, Batman was committed to saving lives, Batwoman is not, and the results speak for themselves. 14:15-14:47 Yes, because human life isn't as important as Kate's sex life, shows where the writers' priorities are. 15:30-15:50 Wow, crapping on dead people now, and a POC no less. That's.... racist! Oh wait, woke writers can't be racist? It's not racism when they do it? Didn't the Nazis have the same philosophy? 16:17- 16:25 Wow, (I say that a lot don't I?) shows how much Alice values her comrades. You'd think she'd be trying to rebuild her gang after her friend from Coryana wiped them out, but... I guess she feels she doesn't need henchmen now. 16:26-16:55 Yes, the Joker doesn't need to worry about being denigrated by this show like every other male character. 17:15-18:02 LOL! Your rendition of a Batwoman writers meeting is hilarious, and probably very accurate. 18:50-19:18 Well they needed to pad the episode because it would've been too short otherwise. 20:18-20:39 *LAME!* At least they explain how it happens in Arkham Asylum, Harley Quinn kidnaps the warden, steals his access codes, and released all the prisoners. *WHERE* is the warden during all this?! Alice has been free for who knows how long and no one has done anything? I feel your anguish, Thorias, I really do. 20:40-21:15 So she can handle dozens of insane lunatics trying to kill her, yet flees when the Crows show up? Does she mean she left the Crows to possibly die at the hands of the inmates? So much for saving lives. 21:17-22:59 Precisely, this just proves the writers think we're stupid, they believe we should always take Kate at her word, even when she's dead wrong. And as you said, no one got hurt or died so Kate paid no price for discarding Luke. So it was a completely wasted arc which ultimately went nowhere, like a lot of this show. 23:58-24:31 Yes, it's the moral of the story: do as I say, not as I do.
@zaneykalip4 жыл бұрын
if this writer lives in the 90s they have already been fired when they show the script.
@jeffhilton26704 жыл бұрын
Ruby Rose quit, but unfortunately someone else will play batwoman next season.
@coreyodonnell17954 жыл бұрын
The writers should be in Arkham for this shit of a show
@Gandoan4 жыл бұрын
Seriously? The batcomputer was beyond 5 years ahead of everyone else already, why would it need to be upgraded? The freakin computer is worth $50,000.
@romelmunoz79574 жыл бұрын
And you know, it's so logical to don't make your batcomputer with a safe code, fingertip proof, iris scanner, etc, as a form of prevent anyone to meddle with it...
@georgem99814 жыл бұрын
Hello Thorias. I bear grave news regarding Batwhamen. I've got to known that there will be only 1 more episode, due to producers were not able to make more episodes due to covid-19. Which means that when the covid will be over, there will be even more episodes. However that is not the worst of what is out there in the world! There will be second season of Batwhamen. Even though views and rating are at the bottom of the barrel.
@makisky44954 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo. This news of batwoman lead quitting show before Thorias can post his final episode review. No skin off my back 😌 If CW doesn't cancel... Hopefully they at LEAST get a better actress.
@pozytywnawibracja174 жыл бұрын
Thorias did you heard, Ruby Rose quit her job as Batwoman and they will cast someone new for her role in season 2?
@METAL-ADDICT4 жыл бұрын
She announced that she won't be back for season 2! Rejoice! It could be the end of that shitshow lol
@roberthoffman26774 жыл бұрын
When redhood appears hes literally killing everyone but the likable alice not the stupid one
@limpwang89414 жыл бұрын
It's already been said: You and Heel VS babyface have to review the season Finale together!
@GaiaLegend4 жыл бұрын
I am waiting for the plot to change, where Batwoman ''trans''forms into Bat-Something and the show tries to tell us to accept everyone for who they are. Man, I'm so excited for that.. *holds laughter*
@BirDLaw-dh1di4 жыл бұрын
“Luke classic” cracked me up every time.
@DauthEldrvaria2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being so bent on your political message and ego you just ignore all the lessons stories are suppose to tell. Oh you lose your partner? You want us to have the main character actually learn they need people? Nah we replace the losers.
@superdani1520034 жыл бұрын
I can see the joy going off your eyes every time you review a new batwamaaaan episode. keep hanging there👍
@MaliciDWildman4 жыл бұрын
Now that Ruby is possibly leaving Batwoman, what are you going to do now? I would bet going to Disneyland is not one of them. The bad news is Stargirl will be a review request. The worse news is the lead actress's voice is worse the nails on chalkboard.
@MaliciDWildman4 жыл бұрын
Reviewing Season 2 because its better (insert laughs and boos.)
@redwelch75474 жыл бұрын
im going to make a prediction. season 2 will reveal Harly Quin as the new villain and SHE was the one to kill both batman and joker. by outsmarting them.
@isaacthelastn76874 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this show has 19 episodes
@carsonrutz96594 жыл бұрын
Don't ask me why but i watched this episode. Your reviews are spot on. Thank you. I can't get my time back wasted watching the show. I should have just waited for yoir review. Keep up the good work!
@CyGea4 жыл бұрын
Totally expected that Hush would turn out to be Bruce. So, him actual being Tommy is good I guess.
@CurtisDofMontana4 жыл бұрын
I Told you that she Hated playing Batwoman and only did it for A paycheck..She QUIT TODAY.. SHE LEFT THE SHOW..
@patrickkelmer62904 жыл бұрын
The way that Parker acted in this episode is the way I imagine actual fans of the show to be.
@GarrettZa4 жыл бұрын
So is Hush pretty much just like the Schumacher Bane of this show?
@kobeteknavorg4 жыл бұрын
In this episode Hush says that Mouse kissed a radiator, is that seriously how he got his face scars.
@keshaponso20344 жыл бұрын
RUBY ROSE HAS LEFT BATWOMAN!!!!
@gabrielcorvis4 жыл бұрын
Doing the tech stuff without Luke? Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
@Lizardking734 жыл бұрын
man, i usually agree with you 110% on everything batwoman, but this time i feel i have a slight correction to make: lucius fox's code was actually really complex, making it a rare solid element in this hot mess of a show: more than a hundred characters from different alphabets old and new ("a" from aramaic, "b" from babylonian or something and so on), all distributed along irregular intervals that -- and this is where the father-son tie-in come in -- correspond to luke's social number. honestly i would have been impressed even if it was luke's birthday on reverse, because the alphabet thing was complicated enough. so yeah, you're right about everything else, but this code they came up with? respect. it was good. until the glasses came up, i mean. :/