BATWOMAN 2x08 REVIEW | Where Logic and Common Sense Go To Die

[@S4ns]

The 1966 Batman show is still being rerun today. The Batwoman show will finally be forgotten about one month after the final episode.

[@romelmunoz7957]

The only people who will suffering this show are gonna be in Guantanamo...

[@ghidorah15]

@@romelmunoz7957 Oooh! Excellent idea!

[@申月営無営月無営有申]

Pretty sure Thorias is gonna find himself in Arkam Asylum after consuming so much BW.

[@patrickmcguire7896]

Well if he does he won't be the only inmate their

[@grandarkfang_1482]

he should be getting some BBWs instead.

[@rednova2212]

will this man be the next incarnation, our universes incarnation of mistah J?

[@DLJohnsonHonourofKings]

They would improve the ratings in they allow Az and Thorias to team up and be the bad guys in place of Alice. JLongbone would make another great antagonist. Let the show go out with at least some style. 🤣

[@eXpriest]

He does kinda look like the Riddler.

[@_DixonCider]

Today's writers: "That person is smart." Today's consumer: "Show them doing something smart." Today's writers: "I can't."

[@kylekatarn5964]

I hate modern media so much.

[@_DixonCider]

@@kylekatarn5964 . Same.

[@BrokenCornholio1537]

Or they have to do it in the most convoluted, indirect, and sluggish way possible to drag out the plot as needed.

[@_DixonCider]

@@BrokenCornholio1537 . Right now I've noticed that to get the plot to move forward today's writers just use highly unlikely coincidences or make the villain or hero do something really stupid and out of character so something will happen. It destroys any real intrigue or flow to the stories.

[@DokutahAce847]

The feminist flower may just be the laziest piece of writing I've ever witnessed in my entire existence

[@matthewphillipsbetts8470]

Even rick and Monty made fun out of that idea

[@GingerZombie29]

"God, that's lazy writing." - Deadpool

[@Xehanort10]

I wonder whose idea "Flower that heals people when women bleed on it" was.

[@DeathSongoftheThreeStorms]

And from what I heard with these reviews, it seems this flower doesn't require seeds to grow.

[@donovanblackwelder4301]

No no. The Batsuit was the worst, but this is a close second.

[@fcold9402]

I heard they may be recasting and bring Kate back. I immediately thought about your health. Hopefully you will survive.

[@jonharper4478]

They absolutely did. Its going to be the whole Micheal Knight/Knight Rider thing.

[@Donkboy-co8ev]

Wallis Day from Krypton

[@phatmantv]

@King Slayer Also because we all know they are going to fire Ryan and it will too piss off SJWS.

[@ghidorah15]

@King Slayer And she can actually act worth a damn, not that it'll save the show.

[@chicostephenson]

they did recast kate. and it's not even.... smh. they did the lamest soap opera clique ever!!

[@actioncom2748]

7:04 - Oh, you DON'T diss Adam West!

[@ChroniclerofLore]

It's funny how I never had any interest in this show, yet I haven't missed a single one of your reviews. Very good job. Keep it up.

[@pitsahat2]

The only way to enjoy that show.

[@jacobchildress7921]

I would’ve been fine with them insulting George Clooney’s Batnips or Batass, but insulting Adam West is the equivalent of stomping on an exposed land mine with very heavy boots!

[@justsomeguywithnoeyes7303]

reeee men bad REEEEEEEEE

[@Ramsey276one]

A Jumping Betty EXTRA LOADED! XD

[@ultra6671]

Somewhere, Burt Ward is watching this while thinking "Holy disrespect of an iconic TV show!"

[@simonhurt9666]

@@ultra6671 Is Caroline Dries crazy? Stupid? OR WORSE?!

[@mysticranger6894]

Dont know what i enjoy more, seeing thorias destroy batwoman or seeing a man go through the various stages of dante's inferno, suffering to no end.

[@Xehanort10]

7:29 The shark repellent is more realistic than Alice being in any way threatening.

[@Kewryn]

Well: clearly you have not seen her wield a tuba

[@EN-mh4og]

I heard shark repellent is real thing

[@LastBrainCell01]

@@EN-mh4og it is...altho i believe magnetic shark repellents work better than the chemical ones 🤔

[@rodrigofaria9109]

Everyone in this show is a lesbian, including the male characters. They just didn't figured it out yet.

[@Didierpelupessy]

I mean, they like women, so... sound like out and proud lesbians to me

[@chicostephenson]

i have never seen so many lesbians in one place in my life.

[@spndusk2362]

@• V i b e • she's apparently bi now lmaoo

[@Xehanort10]

@@Didierpelupessy It'd be fine if there was more to their characters than just "lesbian."

[@irishnessie]

They made any man on this show so unappealing. Like they're asexual beta males.

[@rulerofthesaints999]

They must really hate luke to make him cower in fear as he did. Like damn give the guy a break.

[@yoinia]

Remember when Luke was looking ripped while using a punching bag, like he was actually capable of fighting? Because the writers don't

[@shayla106]

You would think the SJW would be screaming racism but I guess because he’s a man it doesn’t count.

[@SteveSmith-ty8ko]

Why did they write him to be such a pussy. From day one he’s been getting shit on by the likes of Kate Kane.

[@shayla106]

@@SteveSmith-ty8ko Crossover Luke was cool so of course they made that Batman “evil” and that Luke disappeared in the end.

[@michaelvanhouten4498]

@@shayla106 I guess sexism doesn't exist as long as it's against a man.

[@adukejohnson9277]

Everytime I watch Thorias Unlimited, I swear I'm watching the real origin of the Joker. This dude is slowly turning into the Joker. Lol

[@fezenclop]

Slowly?

[@jochannon]

Yup, after I showed this to my brother, that is what he said.

[@Dizzy247365plus]

I'm more convinced that this show is designed to create real life Batman villains.

[@Shiirow]

that should be the final episode after it gets cancelled, he just goes full blown Joker make up and laugh uncontrollably as it fades to black.

[@teddyharvester]

I just keep seeing drug-free, pissed off Jason Mewes

[@rollagain3001]

Luckily a Halo jump is so easy, you can just walk someone who lives in a van through it over the phone.

[@makisky4495]

Was that sarcasm? Or is that true lol

[@DustinBarlow8P]

@@makisky4495 It was very thick sarcasm.... Less than 5% succeed on the first try.

[@makisky4495]

@@DustinBarlow8P lol well she is a CW woman. They can survive crashes.

[@stephenrice2063]

Given that she can survive multi-story falls, I'm not sure she even needs a parachute. Just tuck your knees and roll!

[@makisky4495]

@@stephenrice2063 🤣 why even need the plane. They seem to have some INSANE teleporting powers in this show.

[@patrickmcguire7896]

Wow I always knew this show would never portray a competent male villain but I always thought they would put more effort in their female villains. Well this episode proved we wrong. Tatianna is suppose to be an all powerful assassin but she's hasn't been in any big fight and always gets beaten and is a jaded lover. Safiaya who is suppose to be the big bad of the season was suppose to be some evil master mind but instead is also a jaded lover who basically runs a lesbian harem. and the female assassin do I even need to say anything with how easily she went down? She was also probably a jaded lover

[@chicostephenson]

even people that used to like this show are starting to bitch about how stupid it's gotten. (and notice that i used the phrase "used to like" what little audience they had, they're losing them too.

[@redram6080]

@@chicostephenson Yep I definitely noticed

[@isplat927]

So... all they needed to do was have a woman on her period go into the woods and have the blood hit the ground in order to get the desert rose flower... what? Also, if Ryan had a few hours left then Sophie could have ran down and grabbed some flowers and stuffed it into Ryan's mouth, it looked to me like some of the flowers didn't get caught in the fire yet so grab some and haul ass out of there.

[@patrickkelmer6290]

OMG there are so many flowers that are not burned, lets totally not go down and pick some! I hate this show.

[@patrickmcguire7896]

Going down their and getting a flower before it burns requires effort and initiative which we all know none of these characters don't have

[@andyz2861]

See, your failure is that you’re thinking of things intelligent characters would do to solve problems. Has anything in the show ever given you anything close to an impression that the characters are intelligent?

[@patrickkelmer6290]

@@patrickmcguire7896 Of course

[@SteveSmith-ty8ko]

@@andyz2861 Nope. Just like how the writing has never given me the impression that the writers actually knew what they are doing.

[@jacobchildress7921]

The only way I could believe that these flowers could heal anything ranging from stab wounds, Kryptonite poisoning and cancer would be if they were grown using the rejuvenating waters of the Lazarus Pit. Too bad the writers aren’t that smart. See how easy that would be!?

[@sarasunshinemt4444]

Ah, but it would have been credited to "The Patriarchy" and not "muh feminism" so they couldn't have *that*...

[@azariahgarcia8958]

My theory for season 2 when ruby rose left was that Kate would get injured and get an ass-mask, thus explaining why she would look different. I guess I wasn’t too far off.

[@kosmikaonebladeshy]

best part of your review is the adam west batman shark repellant commentary

[@notsae66]

Pain and hate may fuel amusement, but it is a bitter mercy of a foul poison.

[@intheredcold9216]

The issue isn't how bad the show is, plenty of terrible shows over the years. The issue is that it's allowed to keep going. It's got to be a money pit yet they locked in a 3rd season?? The insanity is mind boggling.

[@8nicopink868]

I still believe it's because the showrunners could've called racism for cancelling the show with the season of black Batwoman :// That's not an accusation the CW could survive in these BLM times

[@spndusk2362]

@@8nicopink868 and yet sane people are toxic fans. None of us bully showrunners and movie execs into submission. Somehow these lunatics are ALWAYS rewarded.

[@8nicopink868]

@@spndusk2362 ....Where the hell did you get the idea that I was shading any fans of this show? I was talking about what the SHOWRUNNERS could do. I haven't heard of any Batwoman fans bugging the crew, so why would I accuse any fans like that?

[@shayla106]

@@8nicopink868 Yet they treat Luke like crap.

[@8nicopink868]

@@shayla106 Yeaaaah, these writers are so incompetent. Luke's treatment is just begging for an angry essay about how the show is racist against Luke, if their SJW audience actually cared about the show.

[@mememe4188]

The thumbnail is how every reviewer feels after watching an episode of Batwoman

[@phatmantv]

Or just being alive in America rn tbh.

[@spndusk2362]

I laughed when I saw his thumbnail lmaoo

[@jonharper4478]

Thorias was so red at the end he almost started turning purple. My God I feel so bad for him. But at least it looks like Season 3 is going to be cancelled. There is a light at the end of the tunnel, Thorias. Stay strong, its almost over.

[@HwoarangtheBoomerang]

Unless it ends on the greatest possible cliffhanger.

[@romelmunoz7957]

@@HwoarangtheBoomerang: meaning that Ryan and Kate will fall in love??

[@NightMotorcyclist]

So basically Thorias will eventually become Thanos? Maybe there will be justice soon.

[@MachineMan-mj4gj]

@@NightMotorcyclist Or he uses the stones to glass the planet. A fitting end, I think.

[@wolfbane7497]

Joker : " and I thought I knew what suffering was but this show is literally torture. "

[@Shiirow]

Joker : "They asked me to be on this show and I said Hell no, I may be crazy but Im not stupid."

[@rehac001]

@@Shiirow Even stupid is too high functioning for this show, more like I may be crazy but not legally brain dead.

[@simonhurt9666]

@@rehac001 Joker: “Preach! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

[@Gainn]

Ryan has met Kate - Batwhamen 'saved' her on an earlier episode before Ryan learned to be a magical ninja.

[@thoriasunlimited4053]

They didn't actually "meet" though. Kate beat up some thugs who were messing with Ryan and then took off. It's not like they had a conversation or anything.

[@Gainn]

@@thoriasunlimited4053 They had an interaction.. And in this shitshow that means the characters are instantly able to figure out that person's entire motivation because reasons. Ryan also read her diary. That practically makes them bEsTiEs 4 LyFe.. 🤣 Also: lesbians just "get" each other. The trainhacker taught us this lesson. And I've just spent longer thinking this out that the writers did for the whole show. lol

[@grumpyoldwizard]

This show is not for normal people or comic fans. Its a psycho oriented program. Thats why you cannot understand it. In the Rainbow world all of this makes perfect sense.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

I'm from the Rainbow World and it doesn't even make sense here. Source: 🦄

[@chicostephenson]

that also explains why the ratings are so low. i don't know how anyone can watch this show unless they did have a youtube channel.

[@mikerosoft2179]

@@chicostephenson the creators probably watch it to boost ratings

[@ericandrews5178]

This show makes no sense even to guys and lesbians and bares no resemblance to our community whatsoever

[@spndusk2362]

@@viscountrainbows6452 its still what you people asked for and its shit.

[@lakelanddentalarts]

I totally laughed my butt off when Thorias when off on the writers about the shark repellent disrespect directed toward Adam West.

[@rengarcia5189]

I think when I go to bed tonight, I'll dream of the writers of this show all stepping on the hidden spring, getting blasted out the window, sailing head over heels across the water and getting blown to pieces on the exploding octopus. Thry could only hope to go out in such a noble fashion.

[@facepalmmigraine9509]

*"Well, your eyes are twitching uncontrollably, your grinding your teeth in your sleep and your blood pressure is in orbit... you've been watching that lesbian bat show again, haven't you?"* - Thorias's doctor

[@EatWave]

It looks like they actually had more spite for Ruby Rose than the audience for a change since they re-cast Kate as soon as Ruby Rose opened up to the possibility of coming back to the show.

[@AlexSeverinski]

I always knew that they would do one of three things: try and convince Ruby Rose to come back for the finale to properly hand off the role, kill off her character permanently and definitively so Ryan could go into the third season as her own character, or recast Kate Kane so as to not blow the buildup the season's been doing since it started. Well, they clearly didn't think the first option was worth doing, so they decided to smash the other two options together. It low key bothers the hell out of me that they didn't just recast Kate Kane from the beginning. I mean, when they recast Rhodey in Iron Man 2, they not only didn't make a big deal out of it, but they made an actual joke out of it. But I guess building up a storyline that wasted half the season and ultimately went nowhere was what they wanted to do more. 🙄 And now that I think about it, teasing the return of Kate in this episode was akin to building up the Higher Power guiding the Ministry of Darkness as something big, only to then reveal that it was Vince McMahon all along...only not nearly as well. I could only imagine Caroline Dries going "You all bought it hook, line and sinker!"

[@avnrulz]

So, the new Kate Kane will be several inches taller than the pre-crash Kate Kane? LOL

[@ghidorah15]

Two inches, to be precise.

[@patchmoulton5438]

Growth spurts, yo. You know, from those fires that make you grow

[@jonsimpson6240]

@@patchmoulton5438 Kate is a pine tree apparently.

[@patchmoulton5438]

@@jonsimpson6240 I mean, we always knew she was a block of wood

[@cheeseburgersuperior1874]

Because the crash stretched her bones. Really. I am serious. Stop laughing.

[@spacedoyster7686]

This show has no concept of time; Safyah sent her goons to Rome, they tracked down Ocean, then brought him back to an island in the middle of the mediterranean in well under 24 hours. Also, Jacob and Sophie didn't think to tie up the assassin lady they had to beat up in order to escape? Also, also, Safyah and her cult of simps don't seem to be particularly worried that they have two escaped prisoners wandering around the island?

[@thoriasunlimited4053]

I don't know far the Mediterranean is from Gotham, but that Ryan could fly there, do all that stuff on the island and then fly back all in less than 24 hours is just idiotic.

[@comyxcon4gaming860]

@@thoriasunlimited4053 Logic has no place in a show as execrable and shitty as this one. High strength brain bleach recommended.

[@DisplayThisOkay]

The show's never had a good grasp of time. Last season they wanted us to believe it takes a long time to get from Kate's Bar to the Wayne building, but just a few episodes ago Ryan was able to get from the bar to the batcave to Mary's clinic like 5 minutes.

[@tonycleek4981]

You’re right that logic and reason went out the window with this show. They can’t even stay consistent in the same episode. I told one of my friends that the writing could improve by having chimps type on a typewriter but they couldn’t afford good writing. I knew Kate could not be dead even if Ruby Rose did not come back to the show because you can’t let the gay person die on a TV show anymore. Plus they have made this whole season all about Kate so she was coming back sometime this season.

[@CrisisComics]

Good idea sending Luke to deliver the info and confirm that he's working with Batwoman. It's not like the Crows are led by a grieving father who *might* have serious questions for him about where the hell his daughter is and why she was running around Gotham with military grade hardware... immediately after taking control of her cousin's company, no less.

[@DeclanCorey]

Am I the only one who likes how Thorias' hair looks this week? Reminds me of Hugh Grant in the Doctor Who "Curse of Fatal Death" Comic Relief skit.

[@romelmunoz7957]

The only good thing coming out of this shitty show...

[@RachelHophes]

The more batwoman episode I watch thorias upload.. he look more and more pissed and messed up🤣🤣🤣 LOVED IT!!!

[@Angyali]

7:06 "Hey, writers! See that? That right there?" :D

[@JakubChalupnik]

Watching these reviews is much more amusing than watching the show itself (which I did not, I didn't bother).

[@aprilhippie8752]

Imagine your last dying wish being: Please..... take care of my planet

[@hassathunter2464]

Well, it makes sense with your typo/autocorrect. If only Batwomans script had that, eh?

[@haku8135]

Ryan-Wgat are we gonna do!? Have TWO Batwoman's? Miles-You know it actually works out if you're not unbearable.

[@confusedvoyager7916]

You're like Wolverine, walking through a minefield of excrement bombs so we don't have to. Thank you.

[@taragnor]

I was pretty much yelling at the screen "Don't you dare do it!" when they mentioned that the assassin who attacked Mary and Luke had bled over Ryan's plant. I just knew the bullshit that was coming. And I have to say, that's some of the biggest bullshit I've ever seen. The writers continue to astound me by topping their own stupidity. The sad part is that they probably thought this plot twist was clever. The other thing that pissed me off was... how does Safiya have this massive information network while living on a remote island that nobody is allowed to leave? How does she even know where Sophie is to kidnap her? And how do people even contact Safiya if there's no technology? And why on an island with no electronics the thing they do use is electronic handcuffs? How would they charge them? And how would Luke even know the handcuffs were electronic in the first place, or what electronics the island has? And why would electronic handcuffs automatically open if the power died? Isn't that a terrible precaution for something that's meant to hold prisoners? One dead battery and suddenly your prisoner is free? Then there's the timing issue...They set a timer for Ryan: about 24 hours before she dies. So Ryan goes to Coriana, gets captured, tells Safiya about fake Ocean, then Safiya somehow gets instructions to her people in Gotham to find Ocean, Safiya's people find real Ocean (who is in hiding because of Alice's ruse) then capture him and bring him to Coriana, Ryan escapes, and Ryan somehow manages to get back to Gotham to get the flower... all in under 24 hours? Does Coriana have regular flights leaving for Gotham? Hell, even if Coriana was just off the coast of Florida and had a regular airport this timing would probably still be nearly impossible. Add to the fact that Coriana is supposed to be this remote island that's hard to get to, and it becomes laughable.

[@Xehanort10]

28:33 The CW is one of the pettiest networks ever. "Our shows suck. Should we do anything to improve them? Nah we'll just double down on what people don't like about them out of spite."

[@silvertongue.242_99]

These writers so dumb cause they should have just recast Kate Kane from the get go like geez it's hilarious 😂😂😂😭

[@spndusk2362]

they could hire Ru Paul to play Kate and it STILL wouldn't save the show. Its a dead horse that will never breathe no matter how much they try to resuscitate it.

[@silvertongue.242_99]

@@spndusk2362 oh of course I ain't saying it isn't. I don't get why they waste a season pretty much to beg ruby rose to come back failed and now casting someone else

[@spndusk2362]

@@silvertongue.242_99 either way they're an embarrassment and now they've created an ugly monster they'll never be rid of.

[@James_Bee]

Wait... why is she hiding in the sewers of Gotham with a jacked up face? Doesn't that one chick that isn't actually a doctor but knows more than every doctor on the planet combined know her personally and would gladly welcome her and help her? Oh, right... we aren't supposed to think about it just like the writers don't think at all.

[@randomperson-up5vt]

KK who was the bestest evar got kidnapped somehow is going to be what they claimed.

[@florineot]

@@randomperson-up5vt Rumors say it's Black Mask.

[@DisplayThisOkay]

That and her psycho twin sister knows how to do perfect skin grafts. Or her family is insanely rich. There's no reason for Kate to be hiding in the sewer unless she lost her memory or something.

[@aaronmollo2654]

The funniest part of the deus ex machina plants burning was the way fresh plants ignited like they had been doused with gasoline and the wood carts just exploded. Between that and how Ocean revealed the map to Coriana, I don't think the writers know how fire works.

[@KouRien]

Batwoman writer: “Of course we don’t have steaks, we’re all vegans here!”

[@aldobobadilla6294]

Just the stick and soy XD.

[@simonhurt9666]

🤣

[@davidjozseflepold594]

You are amazing Thorias. A hero we don't deserve, for reviewing these shows for us.

[@moviegeek8586]

Dries and Berlanti: Kate Kane will return Me: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME ?!!!!!!

[@RnGmStR217]

The snap for the Adam West Batman insult is awesome! Get em!

[@fantasiazplatkami]

Ryan is the worst hero ever, she doesnt even hide she thinks only about herslef, then tries to lamely justify her decisions, cringeeeee

[@patrickmcguire7896]

So basically she just like Kate Kane

[@fantasiazplatkami]

@@patrickmcguire7896 her reasoning about Alices good will is just assumptions, and she uses it to justify she wants to save herself ,not Kate. Total opoosite of a hero.

[@Xehanort10]

@@patrickmcguire7896 If anything she's worse than Kate. Ryan thinks being black automatically makes her a hero despite barely doing anything heroic and thinks it entitled her to the Batsuit. And in her mind racism is to blame for anything that goes wrong in her life and any criticism or dislike she gets.

[@James_Bee]

@@Xehanort10 Yeah, but Kate is the same for different reasons. Instead of racism it is sexism and/or homophobia.

[@Xehanort10]

@@James_Bee Kate is the same person who said she was only kicked out of the army for being a lesbian after all, something that doesn't even happen now.

[@delvpf6671]

They clearly charge the electric handcuffs at Starbucks. DUH!

[@jayblake682]

These reviews are so much better than the actual show.

[@sorcesscores5366]

I never considered myself they type to gain joy from watching others suffer...then I found this channel.

[@thecaptainslog3978]

Literally the reviews of batwoman are enough to keep me going...it’s more or less therapeutic.

[@karenhall4645]

If I die, please take care of my plant......😄😂 😭

[@hzuilquigmnzhah1017]

…the plants gonna be one of those deus ex machina leaves isn’t it?

[@LordTyph]

If it was me, I'd have written it as: "There's no shark repellant in that belt, that's stupid." "All things considered, I'd rather things be stupid if it meant not getting eaten by a shark."

[@balrighty3523]

So... my takeaway is that this episode (like the one before it) is telling me that, in order to grow more cancer-curing miracle flowers, we're supposed to cut open more women and let them bleed on some dirt. How is a show as woke as this so misogynistic?

[@silvercat18]

At this point they are actively taking swings at their own loyal fans - bringing kate back is effectively kicking Ryan out.

[@Xehanort10]

They had an episode where they used a character to complain about shipping. The CW, who encourage shipping to an obsessive unhealthy extent used a character who wanted to kill herself and a bunch of people on a train just because her parents wouldn't accept her being gay to complain about the shippers in the fanbases of their shows.

[@hassathunter2464]

They got loyal fans? HOW?

[@eduardonormand7662]

Dude... Ryan bone marrow is literally becoming jelly\ fluid but somehow it has more consistency/integrity than the writers IQ and Careers i can't help but laugh at this miserable pile of fanfic garbage why become enraged when you can laugh your head off at the pitfull cries cries at sjw victimisation tactics& puppets allegories?

[@patrickmcguire7896]

A piece of straw has more integrity than their IQ

[@Chris-th5fl]

If they were going to recast kate then they should of done in the beginning of the season. Saifiya is clearly still jealous and she and her army seem less threatening then how they were build up in season 1. Plus the flowea being burned. Why was that not heavily guarded. Your most prize possessions getting destroyed that easily is crazy.

[@MillennialForChrist]

I was just about to settle down this evening (🇹🇼 time) and enrich my time reading "Jane Eyre." Then😮😁, I saw Thorias has a new Batwoman episode review. Miss Eyre will have to wait.

[@makisky4495]

Lol good priority 😁

[@patrickmcgavin3441]

None of these characters are inspirational. Most of these characters are murderers,psychopaths,selfish,narcissistic. The only character in batwoman who's not a criminal is luke but the writers made him a major soy boy. The most frustrating thing about batwoman is it had the potential to be a great show if the writers gave a damn.

[@anthonyguidas2012]

I knew that “Shark repellent bat spray “ was going to piss you off the moment I heard it, dang 🤣😂😂🤣 at least they are recasting Kate Kane so no more Ruby Ruby Rose

[@spndusk2362]

I swear you and AZ are relentless when it comes to this show. How does any sane person stand the torture? 😂

[@leebrown3645]

Another reviewing masterclass. I would say that reviewing a shit show like this is a waste of the guy's talent, but these reviews are just so damn funny. The closer Thorias gets to a complete nervous breakdown, the more I laugh. I'm virtually crying by the end of the video. Keep it up fella, your suffering brings joy to millions.... 😁

[@TwinbladeAlkaid]

... ... for all that it's worth, thank you for suffering through this. Without you I would honestly not have endured that horror. Just reading about it makes me disappointed and disgusted enough, I would not dare to watch it. So ... thank you for doing it in the place of ... probably most of the people here and keeping us posted. You are doing Joker and Batmans work at the same time for us. Again: Thank you.

[@setlik3gaming80]

You are the best source of comedy in this show.

[@matthiasneidenberger9471]

So the woman who loved Sofiyah decided to drive a wedge between her and the woman she loved, even though the woman she loved was straight, in love with a man, and was on a completely different continent. That makes sense.

[@genebaker511]

So Season 3 will be Batwoman Inc. where there are multiple Batwomen.

[@Dizzy247365plus]

WATCHING THIS SHOW IS HOW BATMAN VILLAINS ARE MADE. (Thorias might be a problem for all of us one day.😳)

[@MachineMan-mj4gj]

He kidnaps people, pumps them full of Aderoll and forces them to watch shitty TV, Clockwork Orange style.

[@zilvertron]

Having electrical handcuffs on an island that has no electricity is just dumb, almost as dumb as shark repellant spray. But Adam Wests Batman were supposed to be a comedy, so whats Batwomans excuse for the same stupidity, and often so, even dumber?

[@yurihageshi8008]

27:20 That is the BEST facial expression Ive seen you pull off. Holy crap! I loved it!

[@toanaboogegefrancis7221]

I can see the energy being sapped from Thorias.

[@davetycho8330]

If Sofyia could erase Alice and Oceans memories and alter their personalities, could she just brainwashed Alice and Ocean into hating each other?

[@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets]

Well she was probably really bored, so she just went with this.

[@hankraab5429]

Thanks for suffering for us, hilarious as always!

[@mabbaticchio]

Thanks for taking one for the team. Well, every week that is.

[@Radley1982]

0:30-1:11 You tell 'em, Thorias, the vitriol these writers have for us is nauseating. 4:04-4:37 LOL! Yes, it sounds like they just use the first draft and don't bother proofreading the scripts before implementing them, because the writers can't possibly be wrong. Once again hubris trumps storytelling. 4:39-5:05 Indeed, Kate would definitely kick her out because no one can be Batwoman but her, because it's *her* suit, hers and hers alone. Who cares if she stole it from Bruce and altered it to suit her, who are we to hold the Great Kate accountable? 5:07-5:28 Yes, practicing medicine without a license, running a gay bar, being a social media influencer along with a med student is easy but taking care of a plant is hard? Seriously? 5:40-6:01 Yes, because the Batjet is probably still stowed away in the main cave under Wayne Manor. Why they never travel to the main cave via underground tunnels (which Bruce obviously built so no one would find his lair) is beyond me. 6:02-6:19 And of course she does it on the first try, she doesn't have time to fail that's for... white people... or, something. 6:30-6:47 They went to all that trouble to ambush Jacob and Sophie but then *don't* restrain them? For elite assassins they're pretty dumb, such nimrods would be weeded out of Ra's Al Ghul's organization quickly, because he doesn't tolerate incompetence. 6:53-7:44 Wow, hope Ryan never falls into the ocean, or she's shark food. Man, again the writers show their contempt for Batman, at least the Adam West Batman was a comedy and thus not meant to be taken seriously, this tries so hard to be but fails miserably. Mocking the source material is one reason why. 7:53-8:44 What? You want the characters to be honest about what they want? That's asking for far too much, we both know this. 8:44-8:54 Indeed, it was *that* easy to defeat Safiyah's best assassin? How are they supposed to be threat if the rest are even weaker? Seriously! 8:54-9:02 No kidding, such logic is clearly beyond the writers, or more likely they think such logic is beyond us. 12:41-13:29 You said it, the writers clearly believe that women are incapable of being evil and thus shouldn't be held accountable. Even though some women are more capable of evil than men, take our acting Vice President for example.

[@setlik3gaming80]

Your boiling passion for this show could light the city of Denver.

[@MamaMOB]

Ryan picking the flower may have been the smart choice but it wasn’t the heroic choice. A hero would’ve saved Kate. That’s what a hero would do. Batwahman is NOT a hero. What’s ironic is Alice actually makes the choice that’s more heroic. She lets the criminal die and saves the supposed hero. That’s more heroic than letting the supposed other hero die while the present hero takes a thing for themselves! 17:17 turns out Thorias is also NOT a hero. At least he doesn’t claim to be.

[@flyingteacup8369]

For me, the most bizarre thing about the batwoman show as a whole, is just how broken the writing is. I'm mean it a professionally made show, but the writing feels so slap together. I guess I just can't wrap my head around a professionally made show, made by an establish studio. Not having at least one half decent writer.

[@spagzs]

“Science Grenades” 😂😂 That comment deserves a like on the video itself.

[@dranixrush3306]

DANM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You ripped into the writers, the show, shit even me just being a bystander...

[@slightrebellionoffmadison]

Honest question - are the writers in on some practical joke about how bad they can make the show or do they see this thing as on par with say the Sopranos or Breaking Bad? I’ve never watched the show, only seen reviews such as these but between the lousy dialogue, the lack of over all narrative, the plot holes, the lack of logic, the disrespect to the source material I can not picture a group of people in a room agreeing that this quality drama. I’’m interested in Caroline Dries one day explaining the batshit insanity thought process that went into making this show.

[@evarjantz222]

I'm more curious about if that day ever comes, will she own up to and stand by her work on this show OR disavow and blame the studio/network etc. for 'interference'.

[@SeGamysa]

At the end i thought he was going to say. "And F you for making me watch this sh*t"

[@themetallicblur1315]

"Are the writers just on a mission to piss off as many people as they can before they get kicked off the air?" I think the fact that they're still producing this show should answer your question.

[@tee-ehssahrr6560]

ahhh, I just love it when he rages out......LOL!

[@tahj5565]

The plant growing the flower at the end of the episode had me in tears

[@floydlooney6837]

Writing so bad you just cry

[@s13gouf60]

Honestly I believe that you Jlongbone and the Efap crew are the only ones watching this crap.

[@patrickmcguire7896]

There's also Az from Heels vs Babyface and I think he might be the first to lose their sanity to this show

[@makisky4495]

Don't even think EFAP cares anymore. I see they upload many videos. But no batwoman in forever. 🤷

[@s13gouf60]

@@patrickmcguire7896 knew I was forgetting someone!

[@s13gouf60]

@@makisky4495 I'm torn on weather they are tired of it or are trying to make it last longer.

[@makisky4495]

@@s13gouf60 lol. It's a shame if they quit now. That only leaves me with 3 ppl to watch. 🥺 I need more

[@simonmorris9877]

I dont think I can articulate the evident pain and suffering as succinctly as you are but just know from all of us here in the comments, we aren't wanting to hurt you making these vids but I'm gonna keep watching them so it's kind of a sorry not sorry thing but with some genuine guilt on my part. Cheers dude

[@rickrollrizal]

A suit that's indestructible that it needs kryptonite but is not shark proof?

[@KoubuPilot]

Ruby Rose leaves. They give some BS excuse about moving forward with a new lead instead of recasting Kate, and then they recast Kate. Makes total sense (insert eye rolling here)

[@michaelrhodes3285]

A nice firm kick in the nuts from this show, i salute you, dude.

[@andrewsmith3622]

I always enjoy watching your responses.

[@sarasunshinemt4444]

I found your channel by accident; it popped up in my suggestions when I was browsing Game of Throns final season reactions (a show I had given up on 2 episodes into season 2). I haven't watched the CW since Smallville finished it's run. Having said that, I've enjoyed your videos explaining, reaction and generally tearing apart this new generation of shows. Thank you for sparing me the pain! If you ever do throwback episodes and take stab at Smallville, I'll definitely watch those! Thanks for your sacrifice!

[@kimanireid9617]

There isn't supposed to be any form of technology on the island yet Ryan uses an EMP to knock out the sensors

[@moviegeek8586]

If Kate returns the list of the crimes Alice committed after Kate let her go should to. You can add season 2’s crimes to that list.

[@comyxcon4gaming860]

Good luck in finding any semblance of continuity in this..."show".

[@ferderonhurgeron9263]

I thought the bar was already somewhere near the center of the Earth, but they manage to keep lowering it.. Stay strong, Thorias, we're with you!