Bayonetta 2 without context

took hours for a 6 minute VIDEO but it was worth it :'). I can't believe no one has done this idea yet.

[@carlosrodriguez2765]

2:33 "Let's finish this quickly then" *Fucking Dies*

[@Scrappy._.0216]

lmfaooo

[@dittochair8826]

They in fact did not finish it quickly

[@wrfsxxx8114]

*casually gets Gold Medal from Jeanne’s corpse*

[@av1ra757]

Cutely gots a Gold Medal as award for jeanne!

[@rangefromtblt4047]

​@@dittochair8826 She *got finished* quickly instead. 😭😭

[@itrashcant7947]

Am I the only one who busts out laughing whenever there's a sexualized scene? It's so over the top that it's almost like it's mocking it 💀

[@highsourjamapple9141]

I wouldn't be surprised if they were 😭

[@kobz2862]

It's so much fanservice, it becomes a parody of fanservice and i think thats beautiful

[@MichelFeldman-u8f]

@@kobz2862”beautiful!”

[@reneenoriega4524]

I think that's the point, not sure tho

[@MrBackman85213]

Am I the only one who thinks a lot of anime fan service are very uncomfortable and how they treat it? But Bayonetta is so much or at least very "Fanservice with style" that it doesn't feel uncomfortable to sit through. It's either funny or very much overly done, and even better that the main character shows herself because she likes to show and not because it's forced onto it or feel like it's unreal. I kinda appreciate Kill La Kill or this because it feels more empowering or at least funny in a way.

[@Jds_7]

"Hmph." "Hmph." *"AARGH !"* Bayo always win any stare contest

[@Classic_Cheese18]

she used her witch abilities to give him a brain hemorrhage

[@thecaelum7513]

3:57

[@kevinphillips3174]

This game series in its entirety is wild and I love it

[@drakofox1362]

Especially the weapons I mean A FREAKING CHAIN CHOMP!?!?

[@actuallynotsteve]

It's kinda criminal that it didn't end up with Bayo and Jeanne just shopping on somebody else's credit card. Luka fucking sucked, and was kinda pathetic.

[@shizukagozen777]

Bayonetta 3 could never.

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

Sadly, yeah... I like to believe because Kamiya is too busy utilizing his wit for Project G.G. instead.

[@cereal2373]

@@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 He’s always been after profit in particular (to some extent) and I believe he knew that an over-the-top, maximalist, multiverse game approach would sell better than an honest, well-thought through continuation of the game in terms of story and flavor.

[@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253]

@@cereal2373 yeah, may be. He never really cared too much for strict consistency in detail, but was still very capable with planning and structuring very well-made stories with incredibly memorable, really sassy over-the-top characters. Bayo 3 severely lacks that, which makes me theorize he didn’t take that big a part in its development. At least I want to believe so. The guy who wrote The Wonderful 101 couldn’t have possibly let his main character start so many fights with enemies without uttering a single word or having a good comeback. Project GG is taking most of his time and strength. And seeing how it’ll be published by Platinum I expect it to be the most Platinum game to date, because that means they will go absolutely apeshit with it.

[@daeity1]

@@cereal2373 and while yes its clear kamiya can't keep up with his own storytelling and makes things up as things start to progress... i fully believe that there was no director who could KEEP him in check from time to time and allowed the game to flourish. seeing this chaotic mess of a game that is bayo 3 without any sort of bias, i can see how he paid the price of destroying the story/plot & its continuity for the sake of it going further and beyond. add the mess of hellena taylor and how she decided to carelessly throw shade and destroy her career for more money, this allowed the game to flourish further but at the price of a fun game with a story that breaks the game because of how poor the storyline is. from how luka becomes the twilight wanderer out of nowhere (the games don't exactly give luka a chance to shine but his personality always came through, but in the third game, it almost feels like a nostalgia bait) to jeanne being stabbed like she couldn't see that shit from a mile away. leaked bayo data mine shows jeanne having her own segmet to fight singularity that leads to her death to rodin having his own issues that needed to be dealt with.

[@YurimoHikashi]

A lot of people complained about 2 as well but I agree

[@samarius_art_and_games]

Bayonetta: *Holding Jeanne's lifeless body in her arms in a sorrowful way* Game: "You Got a Gold Medal"

[@elizabethhernandez1456]

I'm sure that's how exactly Jeanne wanted to die

[@E-53proyect]

2:39 poor jenne......oh nice a gold medal

[@elizabethhernandez1456]

Bruh 💀😂

[@parknplay8328]

Enzo: "But I don't believe in Santa" Rodin: "Watch your mouth"

[@haileylikes2draw]

Bayonetta is both badassery and camp!! Can’t believe Nintendo forgot that

[@PSYTH0RN3]

Bruh the creator of this game made everything look sexual like OH MY GOD🤣

[@kyberknight06]

FR

[@cheesingtodeath]

horse a$$ :3

[@toddbata8644]

That’s the point bayonetta is the opposite of a action movie where instead of having a muscle up man it’s a feminine woman who plays and acts like a degenerate

[@ghez3863]

@@toddbata8644that's awesome

[@telohasfu4390]

i think it´s an exaggerated parody of anime, or i dont know could be wrong?

[@jubileus4597]

Man… it took me till now to realize why Luka fazed through Bayonetta like that (3:29). She was in Purgatorio whereas Luka was not. Luka “saw” Bayonetta, with his glasses, and thought that he could catch her, but obviously couldn’t. Unbelievable.

[@shizukagozen777]

Oh damn ! Thank you, man ! I always thought it was just one of Bayonetta's powers ! 🤯👏

[@WingTheGoat]

​​@@shizukagozen777an you shut the fuck up please? It's not like you're going to get praised by internet for being an asshole. This guy just said he noticed some detail, it doesn't mean he's talking to you specifically, shithead.

[@lukasblur3500]

Lol he couldn't catch her even if they were in the same dimension

[@raccoonenjoyer01]

Let's be real, even with context this scenes are insane

[@dxrkyn1604]

3:55-4:04 idk why but that made me burst out laughing

[@chavitusclopedicus]

is that it was jojo reference and at the same time Loki: AAAA MY HEAD

[@-Stephy-]

0:53 was really something 💀 those devs really know what they’re doing

[@theastroguy7417]

its bayonetta, this is par for the course

[@HEYHEYDAVE]

NOT THE DADDY PART 💀

[@GL00MYBEAARR]

daddy.. *fucking disappears*

[@elizabethhernandez1456]

That scene made me cry 😭

[@RathHunter]

3:15 i didn't know Johny Depp played a role in bayonetta two

[@potatoes5240]

bro that’s John Lennon

[@agustinalejandroalem4612]

I think Johnny would fit well as Luka in a live action Bayonetta 2 or 1

[@BrunoBucallati.]

3:55 their stands were fighting

[@Qihwjsishwjsdb]

JOJO REFERENCE

[@Dastankbeets9486]

2:40 I said ‘oh my god they’re so gay’ out loud with zero thought

[@kevinphillips3174]

Anybody who says otherwise is wrong!

[@VergilSpardaDMC]

@@kevinphillips3174 just because someone saves someone the same gender doesn't mean it's gay

[@kevinphillips3174]

@@VergilSpardaDMC I know. It was a joke. I mean, we all know the ending of Bayo 3

[@20000dino]

@@VergilSpardaDMC Doesn't mean it's straight either ? Dafuq ? Why does straight have to be the norm ?

[@ftiersensei6617]

@@20000dino because it always has been lol

[@ghoulixia]

as someone who has never played any bayonetta game, this is pure gold

[@fleurdelalune8745]

I miss the unnecessary ridiculousness, there's hardly any Shenanigans in Bayo 3 but that's what gave it its charm!! 💔💔

[@rpv3378]

but Bayonetta 3 is ridiculous and still sexualized, what you're complaining about

[@fleurdelalune8745]

@@rpv3378 The over serious tone definitely takes away from whatever ridiculousness that's in the game. It's fine if u don't think so, but I do lol

[@toddbata8644]

I mean it’s Nintendo after all it was only a matter of time before they put their hands on what it should be

[@Its_nautiee]

@@toddbata8644Nintendo has nothing to do with neither the second or the third one, all they did was fund the games, this is all on Platinum

[@FagatronUchiha]

@@toddbata8644but Nintendo helped with the second game and even encouraged platinum to ramp up the ridiculousness

[@misshappyballl]

the fact that i have never heard of this game in my life nor let it have an impact on it makes this 1000x funnier

[@jasonm8488]

1:46 that gun catch goes crazy!!

[@ridleythebloodthirsty8958]

“Cereza just once call me daddy” My my Balder I never knew that you were into that

[@SOMAS_2008]

Ayooo duuude. She's litteraly his daughter. (Howerer it was a good joke. I like jokes like that.)

[@DisplayFuture]

The developers knew what they were doing 💀

[@yetravellingsonc8372]

Bayonetta 2 explained terribly -Sexual Flashback thing question mark -Jeanne attempts vehicular manslaughter -Cereza gets scammed -Enzo is a Santa denier (cringe) -Jeanne forgets the caviar and dies -Cereza nearly kills Loki -Luka has terrible depth perception -Give this kid some ibuprofen -It's time to fuck around in hell -Balder needs a hug -Dorito Man -Dorito Man becomes Window Man -Window Man becomes Man -Daddy -Enzo gets Thanos'd -Your Honor they are Lesbiabs

[@Queen_Sheva]

The caviar was so good Jeanne died

[@elizabethhernandez1456]

Rip Jeanne o7

[@azhard6316]

0:59 You play this game with your parents and this cutscene appears

[@haaendaaz3619]

okay this is so funny when u know the meaning behind it the timing is impeccably quaint

[@DevilArcanaXV]

4:17 that’s character development if anything

[@SOMAS_2008]

Absolutely agree. That's heavily underated character.

[@milesv5579]

2:11 yes that toy f22 is beautiful

[@Mr.average-go5vr]

2:10 Beautiful! *A fucking sign hits his head. Doesn’t give a fuck about it, nor Enzo, just admiring the beauty*

[@zackgamingtamparong5922]

The way she played volleyball she ate tho💋

[@Exolotyze]

Bayo really pulled an Armstrong with that squirrel

[@FagatronUchiha]

That’s the point

[@Jay_Dtiplayer]

"Daddy." "Daddy" "DADDY!"

[@ycrow7775]

This game is a fever dream and i absolutely love it!

[@wolfgangchen7287]

Bayonetta my slayful queen

[@ericolivares.t]

Bayonetta 3 doesn't have the charm that 1 and 2 had

[@anonytantony8378]

@@notting2640 Aho ka?

[@depressedpotato5361]

​@@notting2640stop coping my guy bayo 3 was just dogshit.

[@toddbata8644]

I think they mean the charm of the designs and writing aren’t there and I’m with them on this the 1st and 2nd game had a lot for it because platinum had full freedom in it while 3 feels like they water a good chuck down also most of the characters designs don’t look good in 3

[@vaelle3046]

they know exactly what they were doing with those angles

[@thehumbleotori]

0:53 GANG THE MOANING CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD BRO 💀

[@towk6369]

Fr fr

[@actuallynotsteve]

Bayo being hot as fuck and also leading you on before reminding you that she has a literal gun on every limb is so funny

[@av1ra757]

The bayo 1, and 2 literally had most wildest camera angels in existence than the 3 😭

[@lucastavaresesilva2177]

She said... SHE SAID LETS DANCE

[@blyatsuke2759]

1:02 fuck that light

[@FagatronUchiha]

That’s the point

[@mbrr-wm8zt]

Bayonetta 1 had the best funny and naughty parts. It got less in bayo 2 and now that im reading the comments im scared to play the 3rd game 😭 I dont wanna be dissapointed

[@Adri564style]

Yup, prepare to be dissapointed, because there are no interest cutscenes and the story is a huge mess

[@FagatronUchiha]

@@Adri564stylethe combat is good tho

[@nathanalves3284]

Don't care about these comments, people are just being extremely dramatic as always you need to draw your own conclusions

[@galaxymonke557]

You know for Bayonetta and Mgrr being around the same time made, both games out of context is amazing

[@The.Omaritzo]

1:56 I BELIEVE....I BELIEVE...🤣

[@user-zl4zo5tk3q]

3:54 Jotaro... Dio....

[@goldenopportunity4544]

they're colors match jotaro and dio too😭😭😭

[@ranibro]

Yep

[@TheChillennial]

To be fair, in context, it makes just as much sense.

[@masterballplays]

I just realized that bayonetta’s gloves were from the previous outfit and are not part of her hair

[@FagatronUchiha]

So where did they come from????

[@Haru-rs2su]

I have no context whatsoever and I wonder what these two gay aunties are doing while completing their Christmas shopping list (that naked in the air scene wtf).

[@akkoyukagari]

If you really dunno, these two is a witches that fighting against angels. And yes, angels there isn't good characters

[@eyelessjack_]

Just best friends catching up with each other 😎

[@yodelingmaster247]

The reason this uhh ✨posing✨feels different from regular fanservice is that BAYONETTA is the one doing the ✨posing✨and not just a manipulation of the camera. It’s in her character

[@Save0urSisters]

0:59 the game was published by Nintendo 😭😭

[@Idktbh-n4p]

Just because it’s Nintendo doesn’t mean it’s all sunshine and rainbows

[@Patm-um8tg]

the opening of “No one said you could TOUCH” 🤭

[@myriadof2012]

1:05 didnt know id be getting flashed today aight aight (but am i complaining cause bayonetta is an icon 🤷‍♀️)

[@omnispork12]

This dmc level of out of context

[@DungEnjoyerr]

Bayonetta the savior of squirrels and not ma'am(s)

[@elizabethhernandez1456]

Bayonetta and Jeanne being besties without context Merry Christmas

[@hawie]

omg i got goosebumps and shivers on moon river climax

[@GL00MYBEAARR]

sanest bayonetta moments

[@DENISE-l6w]

Bayonetta and Jeanne all always ate and slay😊❤

[@Zora.pk76]

Trust me when I say I only like this franchise because of the fun gameplay in the hilarious scenes and how they characters act

[@nathanbumagat2590]

THE SECOND CLIP GOT ME

[@maryamsadath2871]

what is happening.

[@uwot225]

I aspire to be like her

[@hanahmichelle]

did i cry after beating both 1 and 2 but a little harder for 2 yes I did

[@t.j.williams4613]

The thing is I Know the context so well😂 I love these games

[@starry-p]

I’m losing my mind over this ( in the best way).

[@flare1547]

3:12 soy ese

[@mochilaavila]

Este men XD

[@20000dino]

0:52 soy esa

[@goat284]

1:29 😳

[@FanelFabien-p6c]

He Rodler Alcohol. Lol..Yeah Said The Brother.. Laughing..Oh..Lol..

[@havocadvent2]

I deadass thought I saw otacon in the thumbnail

[@destroyedgaga4947]

Balder screaming Rosa is all I need, Balder: Rosa, ROSA!!!!

[@nekame]

slay

[@Bassomegathekingofdarkness]

It need to come 2 ps5

[@cantgetoverit]

first part of Bayonetta was just posay shots

[@inspirit77]

if bayonetta 1 and 2 got released in 2023, it would immediately get cancelled. i just knew it

[@SOMAS_2008]

Yes. And that's sad.

[@kiwitarts9852]

Jeanne is so pretty whit long hair

[@qtarokujo3694]

2:38 there's no heterosexual explanation for this (sorry Luka)

[@rangefromtblt4047]

As someone who hasn't played this game, *I really needed context.* 💀💀

[@cassidynoelle741]

Give me a crossover of Bayonetta and DMC Goddamnit!

[@mr.CraZiHatz]

5:28 my st00pid aess that time I fell from the motorbike I was riding with my father

[@DENISE-l6w]

Ain't no way i just saw bayo butt😰

[@bruyinm919]

Bayonetta 2 forced a lot the sexual jokes

[@FanelFabien-p6c]

Thats Shane And The Sister..Lol.. III M.SOLDIERS and Wario..The Most Wanted Man Oh .Lol..

[@Zaku-II]

the moans

[@sansivargaming]

Poor horse 🤣🤣

[@alenoxplays8448]

Wolf: Helo Bayonetta from Bayonetta Bayonetta:Helo blade wolf from metal gear

[@FanelFabien-p6c]

Thats Jean Cadet No..lol.

[@newerckaang7000]

Oh my god, is that Micheal Jackson 3:09

[@LupzWild]

2:53 Armstrong vibes

[@maskg1603]

I fuckiiiiin believe -Dies

[@blueskythlikesclouds]

5:51 wait am I going insane? doesn't she say "shit I forgot about enzo" here normally??

[@kiwitarts9852]

Bayo 2 and 1 are the og

[@CosfloudSpanishKoi]

2:11 when i Play Bayonetta and Devil May Cry

[@jzethotshot]

i love japan

[@FainactifFR]

Nintendo game by the way.

[@towk6369]

1:04 what song is that

[@mikyeediaz120]

Moon River

[@towk6369]

@@mikyeediaz120 thx

[@Ellesiumss]

I thought entire series is just make my pp hard without context. But it have lore. I kinda like cereza in lost demon, what happens to normal cereza?

[@jr5715]

Just play bayonetta 1 it explains most of it

[@FanelFabien-p6c]

But Kid I Beat Your Games. Im A Chunk .Oh Guys Lets Get Wario Lost In The Game I Did..Lol.

[@elusivo3347]

I should’ve appreciated Bayonetta 2 for what it was years ago before Bayonetta 3 came in, I thought the second game was weak compared to the first and that Bayonetta wasn’t as sassy as she was. But clearly I was ignorant and wrong cause what we got 8 years later….