Baywatching: Let the Games Begin

Baywatch is going to end sexism with pranks!
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[@BrentLonkey]

welp, off to eat crayons!

[@Tareltonlives]

I'm honestly going to miss the Cody voice when he goes

[@jesssoucy4976]

Every Baywatch employee's ego is a disease. Except Newmie

[@Valdagast]

And Guido.

[@stefanfilipovits21]

@@Valdagast guido IS a disease

[@bradwolf07]

Newmie is the best

[@OikPoinFive]

Hello Newmie !!

[@OikPoinFive]

the Blue Newmie

[@42neddy]

Newmie/Neely is truly a perfect union of good and evil the baywatch universe needed

[@belseygell9258]

Theory that Neely started crushing on Newmie after watching how intensely he went after that rat in the locker rooms from his subplot episode. She likes a man who can protect her like that.

[@Tareltonlives]

And remember Dark Newmie?

[@kingvulturo]

I love how you keep having Mitch casually bring up frog hybrid girlfriends and voodoo spells in regular Baywatch as if his life is seesawing between the two series every week canonically.

[@Obsidian__]

It is canon that Mitch undergoes an American werewolf in London style transformation into a PI after the sun goes down.....

[@AllisonPregler]

A couple Baywatch episodes from now, I won't even have to make it up.

[@westheriault3797]

@@AllisonPregler now I'm very excited

[@edisonlima4647]

And here was I thinking Neely being a maniac was mostly your joke, but that original dialogue about going up a rank if anything happened to another lifeguard followed by it actually happening? Perfection.

[@AllisonPregler]

Basically a Mirror Universe character

[@SwiftNimblefoot]

LOL that is indeed like the mirror universe Starfleet rules of succession.

[@OikPoinFive]

@@AllisonPregler i used 2 💘 "perfect ten pammie" anderson!

[@cameronstone4495]

I like how Neely treats this competition with all the ambition of serving in the Terran Empire. "So you die Hummer, and we all move up in rank. No one will question the assassination of a competitor who's face isn't even on a cereal box."

[@Tareltonlives]

"Mitch has orders to kill you, Trevor. He will succeed, apparently. You will also appear to have killed him after a fierce battle. Regrettable, but it will leave me in command. "

[@RHawkins6]

Totally read those in the Neely voice.

[@Talisguy]

Pretty sure she treats everything like she's angling for a promotion in the Terran Empire.

[@urbanpreppie05]

i just started following you in the last month…and while i miss the eddie voice, im comforted by the dulcet tones of both donna and neely.

[@AllisonPregler]

thanks for the follow!

[@michaeldebellis4202]

After Eddie, Donna’s voice “La, La, La” is my favorite. A new Pushing Up Roses video and Baywatching both on the same day! I really needed some laughs too because this week has sucked hard.

[@edisonlima4647]

Newmie is... goals. In every single sense I could possibly use that word.

[@ChrisDalek]

"This does nothing to address Cody's neglectful stupidity"; presumably a synopsis of every Baywatch episode he ever appeared in.

[@user-fx8zf2jy4r]

Absolutly the dude is absolutly braindead

[@nakenmil]

Neely crushing on Newmie is like a DnD party where the Warlock is crushing on the Paladin. I... I kinda love this.

[@user-fx8zf2jy4r]

That actually gave us evil newmie

[@Polycomical]

"Team Baywatch, that's what we'll call it" Pearls before swine.

[@Tareltonlives]

So not only is Caroline not part of the team, but she's lost both boyfriends and has her plot in Nights made no longer unique by Donna Caroline: (30 second screech)

[@jonathanwashington6083]

Too bad Baywatch is too cheap to put all the actors *they* hired on the show at the same time huh?

[@jeannel3207]

Allison's excitement at her favourite characters getting together is so cute XD Though honestly, Newmie x Neelie is probably the Baywatch couple I'd get behind if I actually watched the show!

[@marcushead9985]

I love this show. And also Baywatch is okay I guess.

[@gabrielpelletier6202]

Neely and Newmie hooking up is like the supervillain and the superhero getting in bed together.

[@lukeferrous]

At 2:26, the lifeguards call the water invigorating for its pleasant cool temperature. When Neely joins them, she calls the water "nice and warm". This is subtle continuity-building, referencing Neely's sorcerous training in the frozen ninth circle of hell, after which even the cool waters of Malibu feel warm to the touch.

[@Daniel-yy5tx]

The real question is, where was Stephanie, OLYMPIAN ATHLETE, when it was time to destroy the patriarchy?

[@AllisonPregler]

Halfway out the door!

[@user-fx8zf2jy4r]

Wasn't she dead here already?

[@gerjanm7648]

We have been blessed by Newmie!

[@macyfrost6730]

We were so close to supportive, polyamorous, himbo Cody. Why must Baywatch take all that is good away from us?

[@sneakyskunk1]

I would pay so much money to watch a Baywatch overdub where Allison redoes all of Neely's dialogue. That impression will never not kill me. Also, Newmie always made me think of a super ripped Jughead Jones. I have no idea why.

[@oneuptheextraman]

"Well call it team baywatch" "as opposed to what?" "Team Hamburger"

[@doctorhirst9302]

I am devastated that they cut the homoerotic dialogue between Mitch and Trevor. Is there no justice in this world?

[@GamesFromSpace]

Two things I didn't know: 1: Baywatch had scripts; 2: The dialog in Baywatch could have been worse if they didn't drop lines from the scripts.

[@crithon]

"Voodoo spells I can go along with, but this is just a bridge too far." very true, Newman should be respected. Great video

[@cpkgrownup9496]

I’ll never get tired of a sad Eyebrows popping up on the screen with his depressing 5 ‘o’ clock shadow. 😂

[@Yama_1291]

Neely is just deranged enough to fill somebody else’s life west with sponges and watch them drown just to get ahead.

[@c-puff]

Fun fact; Here in South Africa one of our best runners (as in Olympic level) named Caster Semenya is in a difficult position. She identifies as female, was raised female, was assigned female at birth, but has since been identified as intersex. She comes across in her voice and physicality as male. And this is a problem because she is an Olympic athlete... for the women's division. Now problems are arising because she really IS that good an athlete, but the women of the sport are complaining that it's not fair because of her higher testosterone levels. As if she is on steroids when she isn't. However, she also cannot compete for the men's team either and if she did, she might not be able to compete against their speed and higher physical demands because her testosterone levels are not high enough to match the speed of the men, so she wouldn't be able to compete. She's been banned from the longer runs as new rules have been put into place regarding testosterone levels, and if she wants to compete in the longer runs she would have to take estrogen pills, something she feels she should not have to do just to compete when she feels no other reason to, health or otherwise. She has put in appeal against the new testosterone rule. She's a fascinating person, and in a difficult situation because even if you disregard gender identity completely, it brings up the difference in testosterone levels and estrogen levels and how it affects physicality in sport. And I don't know what the answer would be. Have it not separated by sex? Then hardly any women would be able to compete at all because men have them beat due to higher testosterone levels. Have it separate by sex? Then you have people like Caster, or even trans women/men whose hormones would affect their performance. It's a problem I don't know how to solve. Anyway good thing Baywatch was made in the 90s because I shudder to think how they'd try and win an Emmy tackling THIS particular battle of the sexes situation...

[@Nintendofan-yk4cd]

Dolph Lundgren in a Baywatch spinoff? There's some curiosity for me right there.

[@quackhell303]

Indeed, I say it would at least be worth one Manic Epidode to explore it further.

[@Aforementioned]

"It's flimsy and held together with crusty old glue"- applies to the majority of Baywatch plots, too.

[@BronzeBoy520]

If we wanted to be fair, it should have been Men and women vs David Hasslehoff I think he could have defeated 90% of them until Newmie and Stephanie team up to defeat him and his near godlike power over A&W cream soda.

[@Iamafishproductions]

And Newmie drops his iconic line before delivering the finishing blow: "I'm more of an RC Cola guy."

[@TheRealPentigan]

Mitch "The Bossfight" Bucchanon

[@trevingrayek1671]

I’m LIVING for this Neely/Newmie pairing

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

It makes me so happy to think Baywatch Nights' events run alongside the regular series. So when Mitch is organizing a beach event, he saw a frog woman earlier that day, and after a wacky beach prank he'll run into vampires. Also Taskmaster Kevin Sullivan could pull up in a limo at any moment.

[@mewdreamer]

That "Welp, off to eat crayons" line cracked me up. It's amazing that the typical men vs. women sports competition setup made nearly everyone look terrible. It's almost impressive that no lessons were learned at all and everyone was seemingly accepting of pretty terrible pranks too.

[@tangoblue]

Just imagine… “The Pregler Cut” of all episodes Allison has scripts for!

[@Tareltonlives]

#releasethepreglercut

[@EpicBeard815]

Wait wait wait Baywatch had shooting scripts? What're you going to say next, Baywatch Nights had a budget?

[@AllisonPregler]

Let's not go that far.

[@user-fx8zf2jy4r]

Did you see nights? There was no budget or actual afford there

[@LaNoLaCola]

Baywatching returns with its greatest feat yet: settling the battle of the sexes! Not since saving a youth center through pro wrestling has there been a story so chef's kiss worthy from this show.

[@lotus-prince]

I can only hope that there's a Baywatch Nights episode where it turns out that Neely is the killer. "I did it for fourth place! I did it aaaall for fourth place!"

[@AmityvilleFan]

And Newmie was miles behind Mitch at the finish line. Baywatch be Baywatch, forever.

[@maugos]

So much shirtless Newmie. Thank you for this bountiful feast.

[@wstine79]

Gotta love Allison reading the cut lines from the episode.

[@Freshy009]

Newmie was Mitch's handler? HAHAHAHAHAHA. The Hoff's ego was out of control!

[@mattpenn9079]

Neely: "The contestant ahead of me had... appendicitis. Off a cliff. Beaten and blindfolded. But appendicitis. Nyhahahaha."

[@user-fx8zf2jy4r]

No one can proof neely didn't eat that dude

[@LastGleaming8]

I have never watched Baywatch but Neelie is my favorite character because of these reviews!

[@mariolover2222]

Newmie continues to be the best character on Baywatch

[@chavesa5]

Hearing them acknowledge Trevor Cole, even in oblique side references, is like invoking some weird prehistoric age, and I say that as someone who has been following Baywatching for years.

[@nohomers100]

the ego on Hasslehoff never ceases to amaze me. Truly he is a legend in his own mind

[@locuas5601]

Baywatch is pretty egalitarian. In that it treats every non-mitch character equally shitty

[@wellthatwaswierd4570]

Cody is the human equivalent of a golden retriever puppy, if puppies had 6packs

[@thebunnyfoofoo]

"Well, off to eat crayons!" XD

[@Eviltwin531]

No, Neely! No! Keep your wicked succubus charms away from Newmie! (You know, between your recaps and Nights going full X-Files, I've truly forgotten that Neely doesn't actually have dark magic powers in this show.)

[@user-fx8zf2jy4r]

You can't proof she doesn't. Look at her shit eating smirks she knows some thing evil for sure

[@OldSchoolCurt]

The bay watch ego is a disease!

[@rodrolliv]

And Mitch is patient zero

[@OldSchoolCurt]

@@rodrolliv truest statement ever!

[@wearetomorrowspast.5617]

Again, I've never watched an episode of Baywatch, but Allison reviewing them is a hoot.

[@thegayghost872]

We did it, guys, we ended sexism!

[@jjwubs1638]

2:48 Cue the Olsen Twins 🎶 'What's all the noise about boys!?'🎶

[@Shades14]

I love how you have Manny basically be The Hulk. It makes me want to rewrite the original Hulk intro to be about him.

[@flippedoutkyrii]

16:09 wait are they just power-lifting a flooded 70's Land-Yacht out of the ocean like they are carting off an unconscious swimmer?

[@grandslamman438]

I’m rolling through season 7 of the actual series, all I can say is the writing has gone fully uninspired. All it feels like is sports competitions competing with drawn out rescues competing with montages to take away from any real story development. I actually cared to understand the plotline watching Allison’s take on this episode ! Also, Allison’s hasselhoff voice never tires…I love it so much!

[@erikjohnsonillustrat]

Hearing you read Hoff’s cut lines is GOLDEN!

[@dunes8817]

Neat how you managed to track down the archival bits of the show for these videos.

[@fanofpink]

Ahh Alison loves her job so much she has script. I love her funny jokes as much as the reasech.

[@Arrowdodger]

Donna has become one of my favorites of yours. "Wah-wah-wah-wah!"

[@user-fx8zf2jy4r]

Lalalalalal!

[@ShinGallon]

The triumphant return of Allison's Neely voice! I've waited so long...

[@Djinsin]

2:29 This dialogue feels like it's here just to pass the Bechdel Test

[@emilypeduto981]

i had a dream last night that a new baywatching would come out, and here it is! am i having hobie-style prophetic dreams? or do i simply spend an unhealthy amount of time on youtube?

[@KyleRDent]

Excuse me while I go search for Trevor/Mitch spanking fanfic.

[@EpicJasonX9000]

Baywatch - where every episode looks like a 90's commercial. XD

[@c-puff]

Tanquil seems like an actual chad! Even before you got to the charity work and were just talking about her husband I was like "hell yeah! Good for her!" Also if I ever wrote a terrible episode for Baywatch you better believe I would be extremely proud of that! 😂 It's Baywatch!

[@Useraccount85]

Newmie getting 4th in qualifying round is B.S. This is the worst suspension of disbelief from the show.

[@CAMarino92]

What about Newmie being Mitch’s handler? That’s just as B.S

[@Tareltonlives]

Neely seducing Newmie to the dark side is terrifying

[@TheStereotypeA]

My brain can't process the black Baywatch swimsuits. I keep expecting this to be the evil versions of the lifeguards. Evil CJ, strangling puppies.

[@Obsidian__]

Imagine one day aliens dig through the ruins of earth and all they can recover is a complete Baywatch VHS boxset. What would they think of this strange, extinct species? (except "natural selection works")

[@adam-l74]

The perfect summer, sand+sun+Newmie!

[@morganwhaley9119]

9:49 Can't believe they cut the gay porn dialogue

[@Tareltonlives]

And they still left in that Garner watching Mitch while taunting him with food- I think the editors were Marner shippers

[@Citrakite]

So they just carried a literal car out of the ocean? wtf Baywatch.

[@carveylover]

So we are just going to ignore that they lifted a car out of the ocean! Ok. Cool cool cool. Just 30 dudes casually lifted a car out of the ocean. Yep. Totally believable. Totally cool.

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

Character in thumbnail is the most accurate depiction of actual life guards

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

At least from Baywatch

[@AllisonPregler]

That’s because Newmie was/is an actual lifeguard lol

[@eddihurta7173]

The actor who was pretend drowning on the next episode looks like he had more life than the actors of this episode 😂

[@ThatDanishMark]

For me, it may all have started with an OSW shoutout, but these Baywatchings have really made me a huge fan of the channel. Incredible work Allison...very entertaining 👍

[@AllisonPregler]

Thank you! OSW is the GOAT!

[@ThatDanishMark]

@@AllisonPregler The kayfabe is strong with this one

[@Tareltonlives]

Neely: What an accident...but it wasn't an accident

[@pauljackson3491]

When you mentioned Australia's "rule" about allowing anyone I LOLed. After Mitch and his son I think Newman is the most important character. He was even in the first and last episodes. I didn't know though he was a real lifeguard, or at least as good as one.

[@Tareltonlives]

THE RETURN OF DARK NEWMIE

[@outinsider]

I stan Newmeely

[@d.hardenart8917]

Thanks for reminding me why I never watched Baywatch! You are a national treasure! Watching these things so we don't have to! :D

[@CanIswearinmyhandle]

omg why did they cut that Neely line!? It's do deliciously evil!

[@paultapner1896]

'As opposed to what?' Team Mitch. I'm sure that's what he'd have gone for. Are the moonlight paddles infamous because it's where the spanking goes on. Oh, it's that kind of paddle....

[@jonathanwashington6083]

Funny thing. In the LAST "Ironman" episode, Mitch was also competing with someone named "Hummer" back then as well....who was also young and blond. What happened Baywatch? You accidentally achieved continuity or something? 😁

[@laragallahue7127]

We have been blessed with a new Baywatch

[@keirgomcginlay2044]

Wait, wait, wait. What was that at the end with them lifting a car out of the sea? What the hee haw was the context to that?

[@andersthecrow6588]

Im eating oats while watching this it makes a sad meal a little less sad also ✨! GO NEWMIE !✨

[@sheepheadsez2229]

They need a marketing guy because they're REALLY bad at being lifeguards but great at being sexy.

[@user-lb9xw4xf2q]

Newmie thumbnail? I've never clicked faster!

[@grapeshot]

All things are possible as long as they're sexualized😉

[@piestillaintreal6114]

Newly is my ultimate otp

[@westheriault3797]

NEW BAYWATCHING I love this show so much

[@mossena]

Nice to see the Kiwi flag hanging alongside the Aussie and Yank ones on the tower, I guess there must have been a few of our blokes/sheilas there somewhere

[@qlipothian]

Yeah Newmie!

[@flameroad123]

(Inhale deeply) Myyyyyyyyyy Saaaaaaaaaave!!!

[@mikottaja]

13:52 i loved " fight for our rrrights"

[@parvanaturalia]

whenever I hear Neely's actual voice, I am very confused as to who is talking