Things you never hear on daytime TV | Mock the Week - BBC

[@MythicalSkull13]

James Acaster is seriously underrated, his jokes and style are so unique to what anyone else comes up with and they're usually the funniest

[@iz723]

I agree, he's so matter of fact, funny

[@mucusmayhem1118]

Very funny geezer indeed. He'd gone a storm in Mekico.. Very talented

[@cddb5408]

Forr3ster I actually think he's massively overrated. It seems that every comment on KZbin about him people make out he's hilarious but just because he has a strange voice doesn't make you funny no matter what. He's very hit and miss, in fact I've definitely not laughed at a lot more jokes of his than one's he's done that did make me laugh.

[@danielrawson465]

CD DB I thought that of Andy Parsons when he was on the show. Overrated.

[@OpreRoma]

@@cddb5408 i mean, if his voice makes people laugh, then by definition that makes him funny... the method of delivery is just as important as the joke itself and what James has managed is to find a unique delivery and persona that aids his style of joke

[@aaronhurst4379]

Maaan Glenn's booze cruise joke was so underappreciated, very clever

[@drwhoswifeforever]

"Here's Flog, Dickinson's, Antiques, some Hammer. Pointless, break out, in the country. F**king finishes at 5" 😂

[@melissataglione9370]

I hope James Acaster's a regular now he's on it a lot what a g

[@jonayedahmed4167]

its a snooze you lose booze cruise for jews or news and reviews you choose

[@LokkerG]

I keep repeating that part.

[@rossyoung8892]

Tune in after for a brand new show presented by Nick Knowles, featuring antique chinese dolls, shady judges and camping equipment. Yes, it's Nick Knowles Knick-Knacks, Kick backs and back packs!

[@winnerwinnerchickendinner8042]

How did he come up with that on the fly

[@ULTRALeninX]

HINT they don't do it on the fly

[@winnerwinnerchickendinner8042]

Ahh that would explain it

[@reload1535]

1:13 Coming up now on BBC Two, you can use the red button to choose your daytime show. It’s either a travel documentary about alcoholic narcoleptic rabbis on holiday or a current affairs and arts programme. It’s ‘You Snooze You Lose Booze Cruise for Jews’ or ‘News and Reviews’. You choose.

[@jonnyhawkins7744]

why repeat it. muppet

[@madnessbydesignVria]

James Acaster's "Smell the Cheese" is a show I'd totally watch...

[@firstname6685]

How come every single video has complaints about frankie not being here. You known they aren't here, why still clicking

[@IlGreven]

It ain't a MtW thread without three things: 1. Frankie Wanking. 2. Woman comedian bashing. 3. Repeating all of the jokes in the video.

[@DunkdaHunk]

4. People going "this is my entry" then showing how little comedic talent they possess.

[@kwanarchive]

@@DunkdaHunk But still more creative than people whinging about Frankie Boyle not being there.

[@adrian993]

Points to Hugh Dennis and James Acaster!!!

[@laserpanda9553]

I've been trying to find this episode for ages just for that

[@tyla-rose9823]

I love Hugh 😂😂😂

[@ada4927]

0:35 Much as I love escape to the country Nish actually has a point here

[@DlcEnergy]

2:03 2:15 2:25 "a-ha-ha-hur-har..." anyone else notice that guy's sarcastic laughter xD 3 times in a row

[@GeneralBoss333]

I heard it XD

[@DlcEnergy]

my assumption is, he got escorted out, taken into a room, given a nice cup of tea, and offered an assortment of biscuits out a tin. then a pistol was chucked, and a silencer gun shot was the last thing he heard.

[@GeneralBoss333]

+DLC ENERGY You can also hear the Sarcastic laughter on the "unlikely lines from a police tv show" XD

[@GeneralBoss333]

+DLC ENERGY that's a funny Assumption, and the laugh is also heard at 2:50 on the "unlikely lines from a police tv show". XD

[@DlcEnergy]

just watched it all, hilarious jokes, then he knows it near the end and pulls the sarcastic laugh again xD kzbin.info/www/bejne/bXSphKqNp5Z9g9Em42s (it would appear my assumption is wrong, but perhaps this guy pulled that earlier in that episode. lol)

[@jaggass]

''Next up its Fawlty Towers and no its nothing to do with 9/11''

[@eclectica1]

You seriously need a new hobby.

[@kwanarchive]

@@eclectica1 Is your hobby reusing tired old insults because you know you can't even come up with an okay one?

[@TheRobin53]

That thumbnail makes it look like Harry, Ron and Hermione are hitting a midlife crisis.

[@brandonmartin-moore5302]

My favourite joke of all time at 1:14

[@AkAsCoTTii3]

James Acaster is just amazing

[@mayun07]

Things You Never Hear on Daytime TV... Goodnight!

[@bodo-bing]

Milton Jones I know it's you!

[@alexnorman4919]

It's 2061 and welcome to the first episode of series 152 of "A place in the sun" on today's show we'll be viewing three beautiful villa's here in sunny Shetland...

[@Lord_Skeptic]

0:26 the funny thing is Susie did actually take part in the game in an 8 out of 10 cats episode

[@typacsk]

I assume she killed it

[@kwanarchive]

@@typacsk Massacred. (Get it? It's a nine letter alternative to killed)

[@reevethomas1083]

Welcome to Homes under a Hammer Where we destroy a home with a giant hammer

[@sophiegreen1923]

Welcome .. to smell the cheese 🤣🤣

[@IlGreven]

Today on "Location Location Location": Three locations.

[@simeonbaumel7293]

How about.. Vocation, Vocation, Vocation, a show for those looking for a job.

[@Jafs]

When hughs last he never fails to smash it

[@massimookissed1023]

2:29 James hadn't finished his joke, but the audience were laughing, ~ mission accomplished. Why risk killing the joke by trying to add more ? Something Josh Widdecombe could learn. He doesn't seem to understand how to structure a joke.

[@johnathonf1]

Loved this one!!

[@petergreen2552]

"Here's a show well worth watching".

[@doctorwhat3683]

1:24 Brilliant

[@hamilton2861]

Love mock the week

[@jaggass]

''That's me finished for the day and in my pants after speaking to Nigella Lawson''

[@VikramSingh-qn9rl]

The brexit country thing was genius

[@jakeratcliff9926]

Things you never hear on daytime tv: "This isn't pointless!"

[@bluebear1985]

You would hear it if you were watching The Chase.

[@anonymous-vo2rd]

1:46 It'll be a while until Piers is actually sorry

[@valentinabelladonna6159]

Brilliant

[@Fluffykeith]

Only problem with Hugh’s impression of a Brexiteer is that it’s too articulate and can form whole sentences.

[@RavynIceFire43]

"There was no cash in that attic..." I don't quite understand.

[@aaronhurst4379]

Cash in the Attic's a show where people try to sell off stuff they found in the attic, not a show about people literally going into attics to look for cash.

[@simeonbaumel7293]

@@aaronhurst4379 Not to mention his scratching due to the fiberglass..

[@sophiegreen1923]

0:52 😂😂

[@wgeorge6048]

Someone needs to commission “smell the cheese” (probably Dave)

[@TitanDolphin]

“good evening”

[@xy8379]

Welcome to smell the cheese 😂😂

[@tizzieblack3384]

I miss you.

[@swordsword5593]

James: "Welcome...to smell the cheese"

[@jaggass]

''I don't like mondays either but it doesn't want to make me carry out a school shooting

[@retnavybrat]

+Michael Langley Bad timing. 😒

[@jaggass]

Too soon?

[@Maedroth]

It's only 'too soon' to joke about a school shooting before the shooting happens. Unless you're the one doing the shooting.

[@DunkdaHunk]

It wasn't too soon, it was just a shit joke.

[@edwardkinsey5680]

Welcome to this morning. I Philip Schofield will not mention this year I was Joseph at the Palladium or I kept the coat and I know all the colours by heart

[@XDlosDominicans]

"and now for the nightly news"

[@jessm5813]

whats the name of the guy that said 'its a snooze you lose booze cruise for jews or news and reviews you choose'

[@ada4927]

Jess M It's Glenn Moore. Never heard of him, but he's actually alright.

[@chrisaspen2206]

Blonde woman, her name is?

[@ChrisCarrollVines14]

Kerry Godliman

[@jacobthomas957]

Jess M his name is James acaster

[@jacobthomas957]

Adam Straw r u being serious?

[@danielrawson465]

How do you favourite these things? This is by far the best made more-so by James Acaster. The guy is funny as eff.

[@insurgentspi0]

“Well that is truly an amazing full moon tonight”

[@gabrielrodda8488]

This week 'how I met your mother' is set in Detroit... 'how I lost your father'

[@jaggass]

''At the end of the day it's not my fault that i was bleeding from my vagina and didn't have a tampon. Period''.

[@Me-fo1kk]

Sometimes you wonder how they (just) get away with it

[@KenUDigit22]

I have an announcement. 1:44. That is all.

[@Dylan-pt9mo]

1:18 kinda copied james acaster, but the execution was so good i can’t complain

[@diehardrvdfan22]

Which bit did he copy?

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

Next up we make fun of a bunch of out-of-shape people trying to bench press, in Mock the Weak.

[@SuperSweetToffee]

Nish Kumar is good

[@airmackeeee6792]

Said nobody EVER!!!

[@klop4228]

He's alright.

[@cddb5408]

Bobby Jay Yeah, good at being shite.

[@chrisgarton4225]

And the time is twelve o’clock midnight.

[@jaggass]

''Im a huge fan of Piers Morgan''

[@chrisgarton4225]

It’s midnight

[@jaggass]

''Are you American? speak the queens English please''

[@sinkvenice4438]

What’s bukaki? Or do I really not want to know...

[@crystalp7242]

According to Urban Dictionary, it involves multiple men, ejaculate, and a woman’s face. Yeah, depending on the person, it’s either kinky or gross.

[@cakehole53]

Who's the gorgeous tall bloke with specs?

[@dr.drastic6949]

I'm a bit late but it's Glenn Moore :)

[@salemsaberhagen1570]

I don't get the smell the cheese joke

[@aaronhurst4379]

I'm pretty sure it was just pure randomness tbh, I didn't find that one funny, James definitely has much better material in his locker

[@eclectica1]

@@aaronhurst4379 It was very funny If you played smell the cheese back in the day.

[@carlmaster9690]

Dara O'Breoche more like😂

[@ReinBackline]

I actually like British people now

[@hannahmcgahan8920]

Who's the woman by Nish Kumar I've seen her in something? x

[@garyhill565]

Hannah McGahan She was in Derek

[@animequeen20012003]

Kerry Godliman

[@arthurvasey]

Bad Move with Jack Dee - quite attractive, I reckon - even Angela Barnes is tottiness!

[@thesurgeon6473]

The show works much better with two women than one

[@LokkerG]

Some people would argue it's worse, but most of us tune them out.

[@kinsmed]

+LokkerG And your opinion is so important?

[@jaggass]

It works better with no women.

[@LokkerG]

+chas ames No, but the complaints on the topic *do* get repetitive after awhile.

[@07Corcaigh]

It would if both were funny

[@nigelbond4056]

James Acaster is brilliantly funny, intelligent and original. In fact he’s everything that Nish Kumar isn’t 😂

[@iim4xii129]

Fuckin no.

[@Nulono]

Cats in the attic? I don't get it.

[@gwishart]

Cash, not Cats. The joke being that instead of finding valuable antiques in their attic, they only found fibreglass loft insulation.

[@CuriosityRocks]

😂😂

[@mediaman834]

Am I the only one who doesn't find the red haired woman funny at all?

[@jaggass]

No.

[@GamingWizard42]

Am I the only one who is tired of people commenting on videos starting with " Am I the only one who..."

[@LokkerG]

No, it's annoying.

[@TomCL-vb6xc]

Wrong way of wording it - you are definitely not on your own in not finding her funny and frankly we , the rest of the viewers , are offended by the mere fact you presumed that most of us liked her and your opinion was an unpopular one

[@MythicalSkull13]

I seen all the ones she's been in, she's only made me laugh once

[@StuAnderson90]

My one: Now on Channel 5 it's The Wright Stuff.. It's like newsnight but for thicko's! 😂

[@burnxx7097]

Can't believe they didn't do the sign language women

[@shirleyware6637]

😂😂😂

[@duncantalksalot]

Can somebody explain the fibreglass joke please?

[@tim.trewartha]

Duncan Fibreglass makes you itch and he is scratching himself

[@duncantalksalot]

Tim Trewartha I get that part but is the cash in the attic thing common on daytime tv or something?

[@NickyLess]

Duncan it's basically a show that gets people with things to sell (antiques etc) and they go to auction to see what they can get for it. Shock twist 1. The thing you thought was gonna sell for loads, awww it went for fuck all. Shock twist 2. The thing you thought was shite is actually rare as fuck and goes for loads. Oooh aren't we all surprised(!) :)

[@Hello_I_Must_Be_Going]

Insulation used for insulating buildings, often found in lofts and attics, contains glass fibre, which is a skin irritant.

[@alanroffey7946]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅😀😀😊

[@phunkymind23]

"I'm not blinking." Well, clearly you are. Correction: "I'm not just blinking".

[@RelightLowlight]

what's Jontron doing here?

[@sarcasmo57]

Hyper-realistic.

[@kylestubbs8867]

“Later on we’ll be talking about premature ejac- oh no.”

[@marioromano400]

I miss frankie boyle anyone else?

[@arketa6496]

PL FAN he brought the savageness, the others can't compete

[@dani72ie]

No.

[@kqvinhd1998]

BBC didn't deserve Clarkson and Frankie

[@maxbailey4971]

No, he moved on to better things

[@khymaaren]

How many years is it now? If you still miss him, you are facing some hard times in your life...

[@freeda363]

"Later on we'll be talking about premature ejac...oh no"

[@abulato]

It’s freaking 9pm what the hell are you doing here it’s called DAYTIME TV NOT BORE TO SLEEP TV

[@alexandradelliou]

2020: 3522

[@Sicaoisdead]

This one was pretty poor

[@swordsword5593]

No comedian is slow thinker!

[@jaggass]

''Hello this is Clinton New Network''

[@ReMiXNeoNZz]

James and Hugh are the only funny out of this lot

[@akaakaakaak5779]

These woman aren't helping the stereotype of women not being funny

[@LordAaronus]

these rightards aren't helping the case of very fine people on both sides

[@Harry-tj6bl]

One of the worst lineups, only good ones were Hugh and James

[@cddb5408]

Harry No the one who did the Dion Dublin homes under the hammer joke wasn't either of them. Certainly not James Acaster. But you're right Hugh Dennis is very funny.

[@mopewoodie368]

So bad without franky :(

[@shoredude2]

You do realise that at this point Frankie has been off the show longer than he was on it.

[@mastermarkus5307]

Apparently not, because if you go to ANY Mock the Week video, SOMEONE will be whining about Frankie, and they have had PLENTY of time to decide if they wanted to stop watching by now.

[@maxbailey4971]

It's not like he's dead go watch his stand up ffs

[@fwwryh7862]

It's not the same without Frankie Boyle.

[@virajratnayale3774]

Does this have a laugh track, cuase not all the jokes are funny

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Viraj Ratnayale people are told before the show to laugh even if it's not funny, just as a courtesy

[@NoosaHeads]

Lame beyond belief.

[@mark-ish]

The irony 🤣

[@d1v1k40]

The women have at best average jokes that aren’t genuinely funny just a bit crude or political or just outright crap that may get a chuckles along with over the top acting that makes it cringy.

[@nannyturtle7342]

😂😂