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[@henrikhyrup3995]

"Differently alive" hahahaahaha

[@LB-uf4ic]

I feel like that's a terry pratchett reference somehow

[@PerovNigma]

L B I think it's a reference to political correctness.

[@matthewdowner3057]

It is

[@davecrupel2817]

Henrik Høyrup they should call it what Bethesda calls it on the Doom Eternal gameplay. "Mortally challenged"

[@sweiland75]

Daniel Cannata I clicked this thread to see if someone mentioned that LOL

[@robyndare7723]

The shag marry kill joke was SORELY underappreciated XD

[@livb6945]

I notice regularly how famous (and male) comedians get more laughter, no matter the actual quality of the joke. It's about expectation. I sometimes try it out, "what if this other comedian had delivered the exact same joke?"

[@Emily-ys2do]

@@livb6945 Same! I actually did an experiment where I had one guy friend and one girl friend to the same bit at 5 different comedy bars, and we watched the tapes and even with the exact same delivery, same amount of audience and same joke the guy always got more laughs. Peculiar.

[@LochyP]

Most of comedy is expectation, context and delivery. The content of the joke itself is only half the fun!

[@RayyanKhanRayyanKhan]

@Colleen Rose got more thomas mueller vibes

[@countessalucard3500]

@@Emily-ys2do That's sad. I suppose people are conditioned to believe that women aren't as funny as men. I think I internalised this belief myself for a time (I'm a woman, btw) and thought maybe women really weren't as funny as men. It's embarrassing to admit those doubts, because I'm a passionate feminist, but I wouldn't really allow myself to watch female comedians for fear they wouldn't be funny and would embarrass themselves. I dreaded seeing the comments from men saying, 'Women aren't funny', etc. It was just sexist brainwashing, but it did a number on me for a bit. I think the greater representation of female comics helped turn this around for me. I found myself actually watching them, and finding them every bit as funny as the men (funnier, in some cases).

[@deathwish766]

I think I died when Dara shot Ed with the nerf gun! 😂

[@vaclav_fejt]

A ricochet, then?

[@seanreilly3051]

Unfortunately you didn't.

[@feverspell]

@@toneronii Considering Dara Ó'Briain is Irish, and Dara (or Darragh) is a boy's name in Gaelic, it's not that much of a misconception.

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

feverspell there’s no apostrophe mate, it’s Ó Briain

[@mastertrams]

I didn't actually realise the gun had fired!

[@aguywith5names362]

As a serial killer, my name would be "The Suspense. " So when I killed my victims, they would be all like "Oh no, the suspense is killing me!" And we would both laugh right before I killed them

[@billythepigeon7345]

One of the most copied jokes on the Internet.

[@nour2146]

Here's johnny and I'm gonna put it on my willie, that killed me 😂

[@romainsavioz5466]

and we gonna have sexy

[@annaelms8074]

Tony- Atkinson Johnny is slang for condom

[@MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP]

Ed's "differently alive" has the same energy as "mortally challenged"

[@WardyLion]

“No! Don’t go into the basement!” “You know what, I think you might be right...”

[@MickJaggerLoveChild]

Romesh killed it!

[@bubbly912]

Georgina Lewis and so did Ed aswell

[@oliverfletcher1939]

eds seyonce joke made me cry with laughter

[@guyhunter2877]

'made me' and Ed's

[@wittyusername_6]

Seyoncé

[@mintoreoshake]

SoylentCyan my fav!

[@davecrupel2817]

I was dying at that hahaha

[@gerRule]

I’m pretty sure it’s Seance like fiancé, didn’t actually have anything to do with Beyoncé... joke wouldn’t make sense then

[@tealover9063]

All the single ghouls all the single ghouls 😂

[@EterPuralis]

That joke really does just get better with time

[@rustkarl]

I think you mean a broken nerf gun!

[@crystalblunt192]

Dara wheezing after he nurfed Ed always gets me

[@Glyvenator]

We don't grow up, we just get older.

[@DarkLordoftheMeme]

- soldiers holed up in a tiny room, ominous banging on the door. "What IS it sarge?" "It's...a VERY hungry catapillar"

[@ViewingChaos]

The very hungry caterpillar could take over the world- no one would be able to stop it....

[@istannen5679]

i have the message from the other side.........we have bake off now!

[@ionia2376]

rotchenkova I've lost my fear of death.

[@Beccaswildlife]

Lol

[@annabellej9429]

rotchenkova I just wanted to say how much I love your profile pic

[@GroundHOG-2010]

I was kinda hoping that it would be "I have a message from the other side...... Are you paying too much for your car insurance"

[@oliviajeffrey6720]

Yes but without MARY BERRY

[@Tom_The_Cat]

28 Days Later. A horrifying journey of a man going from Three Bridges to East Croydon with Southern Romesh is so underrated

[@TequilaToothpick]

As a fellow Crawley native I always love it when he drops references to my home town like that too.

[@s10095435]

"Sure I'll just watch one..." famous last words

[@dummyduckdude1531]

2:34 dara could not look more like Cru

[@mathieuleader8601]

gRU

[@QuannanHade]

grwho?

[@PerovNigma]

The guy from _Despicable Me_.

[@Ultracombogaming]

Cespicable cree

[@kylestubbs8867]

He could have a pointier nose.

[@Kerriangel]

Mine "Be careful, those are vegan zombies." "So they don't eat meat, eggs or dairy?" "No, they only eat vegans... Steve you should probably run."

[@lavrentivs9891]

Graaiiinss!

[@cooltrainervaultboy-39]

Here I was thinking that they go after couch potatoes. So my cousin's husband is safe?

[@bowmaj8666]

"RUN FOR IT! VEGAN ZOMBIES!" "But, if they don't eat meat, why are we running?" "BECAUSE THEY WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT!"

[@hereticmuncher749]

The “Here’s Johnny” joke was great

[@Nobody134]

“Guys - there is a murderer on the loose. We should STICK TOGETHER!” “Agreed”

[@Exodiant]

I think you mean a BROKEN Nerf gun!

[@LorddexGAMNG]

That ukip joke😂🤣😂

[@Davemcfc]

2:35 Dara turns into Mutley!

[@CliftonPhotographer]

I had a friend that did that laugh if you could tell a good enough joke! That laugh always makes me laugh!

[@oenrn]

Love Dara's Mutley laugh at 2:35 :D

[@Algahiem]

My entry: "They say that whoever solves this puzzle no longer differentiates between pain and pleasure. Personally, I've never understood the appeal of these Rubik's Cubes."

[@DomWeasel]

It's even better if you read it in Milton Jones' voice.

[@LordAaronus]

Only the fidget spinner Cenobite knows for sure

[@guyhunter2877]

And this is why you are not on the show ;)

[@TransTess]

"Within these walls are horrifying creatures, devoid of empathy... who exist only to cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... This... is the conservative party conference."

[@ansuhmayram]

zombie joke is bsically the entire bbc series in the flesh

[@jamessimpson5665]

H M ye

[@prosyndication21]

I see what you did there.

[@sabrinaouenzar5339]

That's exactly what I was thinking

[@twopixeltoe]

My exact thoughts

[@AMinibot]

Ed Byrne channeling Reg Shoe from Discworld there...

[@moshemankoff7488]

Or Mrs/Ludmilla Cake.

[@oenrn]

lol @ Dara with the Muttley laught at 2:35.

[@lewisprice8616]

My entry: (Bang), ok that's the killer dead and no-one died; what are we going to do for the next 90 minutes?

[@guyhunter2877]

Ok and that is why you are not on the show ; )

[@AngelEmfrbl]

@@guyhunter2877 It depends on the delivery, some of the funniest laughs comedians get is because how they can tell the joke and not the joke itself. Tommy Cooper once came on stage with a plastic saw prop on his head and said "I have such a sore head" and got laughs for a £5 joke shop prank.

[@dougbriglmen716]

Here's Johnny!! I'm gonna put it on my Willy!!🤣🤣😂😂

[@MrWarmo]

Hey Mario, where's your brother gone? Not sure, lets try the Luigi board!

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

Zombles 😂

[@Ghargr18]

love the ukip one!

[@thecultofjonnybighed]

The UKIP joke's gotta take the cake.

[@jimjimmyjames59]

I love watching these clips. Someday, I hope to meet Ed Byrne - and give him a friggin' decent haircut!

[@timrob12]

"Creepy sound upstairs...Better leave this place."

[@normahenderson5209]

Mine "I see dead people... oh actually never mind, it's just the Torey Party"

[@jonathancooper4914]

Brian Henderson 🤣🤣🤣

[@Calum_S]

Romesh looked disgusted with himself after that "Here's Jonny" joke.

[@evo_is_confused]

Ed Byrne rocked that one

[@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075]

Ramesh: "i know what you did last summer, because you keep posting all your boring S**t on facebook" Ed: "i actually rather you not say zombie, the term now is differently alive" both jokes were great i cracked up XD

[@DoriZuza]

Dara was so happy 😊

[@Lord_Skeptic]

I'd rather you not say zombie the term now is differently alive. I could imagine that being said on a comedy horror.

[@jude297]

Mortally challenged

[@rlinders9972]

Kind of already happened: “Don’t use the Z word!”

[@twinkpeaks9993]

R Linders Shaun of the dead!

[@greatwesternproductions2857]

I think you mean a broken Nerf Gun! 😂😂

[@Matthew-he3jw]

"No, Count Dracula, no hickies!"

[@heyysimone]

The last joke always gets me

[@wonkusbonkus8528]

"you know what? Let's *not* go in there."

[@moluther2826]

The UKIP joke 👏👏👏👏👏

[@christopherosullivan6473]

All of Ed Byrne's jokes are my favourite in this one

[@petrolheadkingdom]

“Beware! This place is cursed! It’s Emmerdale farm!”

[@mollyreddy2352]

my entry: lets not go into the dark abanded house on the end of the street

[@no1bandfan]

"Demon is an offensive term. Please use mortally challenged."

[@xtheamazingax]

2:33. You gotta know you deserved that, right? XD

[@edwardkinsey5680]

First Joke brilliant

[@EmilyGC46]

Ed absolutely killed this

[@MrKaywyn]

I love Zombles.

[@et4751]

The Zombles of Wimbledon Common are we, making the most of the (forgotten the words), things that the everyday folks leave behind.. Dum-dee-dum, etc, etc,.... Would like to see that reboot.

[@nigelbond4056]

Ramesh is so funny he even makes himself laugh 😂

[@sarcasmo57]

I like the last one.

[@blacktesseract3798]

Teens: Is someone in here? Murderer: Yeah in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?

[@PolythenePam0451]

In context of the nerf gun, that bit should do that

[@simeonbaumel7293]

It was nighttime in deepest, darkest Transylvania, and the lady of the house had gone to bed. Suddenly there's a tapping at the window, the window opens and in crawls - A VAMPIRE. Quickly she grabs the crucifix by her bed, holds it up and cries out "In the name of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ, begone foul vampire". The vampire looks down at her, shakes his head and says, "Oy, lady. Hev you got the wrong vempire".

[@muskatDR]

Why yes my phone does work

[@ToudaHell]

I thought it was vitally challenged.

[@slipperysquid1267]

Tri strike

[@phunkymind23]

16 people broke Dara's nerf gun.

[@katieturner4513]

What's the name of the guy in the denim shirt? I found him so funny!

[@gwishart]

Romesh Ranganathan

[@chasgalaxy6721]

My entry: Happy birthday Georgie

[@diehardrvdfan22]

Too soon.

[@RichardAspdenOfficial]

Remember you're a Zomble! Remember you're a Zomble!

[@peterburke1709]

Roasting your best mate classic

[@livb6945]

Ed Byrne 😍

[@XRioteerXBoyX]

I have a message from the other side... Do you like the band showaddywaddy

[@kjamison5951]

XRioteerXBoyX I would guess that Hugh has retired that particular character.

[@raheem2809]

I live in three bridges

[@gurk6969]

1:19 Ramesh almost went up when it wasn’t his turn

[@gwishart]

There's no specific order, they just go up when they feel like it.

[@jackcorkycorcoran2566]

The UKIP joke is now also accurate of the tory party atm, by comparison being a UKIP supporter was probably tame compared to the tories nowadays

[@elitefifagamer7581]

I woulda just said "boo"

[@hollymh6266]

0:13 In The Flesh

[@PlayerMK-ii3sf]

Hello, I'd like to play a game. Pick a number, pick a colour, pick a number, pick a colour (One of my specials)

[@khalilokhal5398]

Someone: oh no zombies!! Zombies: that term is offensive and longer politically correct and now we would like to be referred to as the undead

[@danielhead8123]

Zombles lol

[@seat_tones7723]

0:15 “differently alive” is kinda offensive, I prefer “mortally challenged”

[@vilentman111]

0:22 what the? they skipped a joke

[@thesquad-airsoftgamingnerf9643]

As a Nerf youtuber I can confirm that nerf gun is fucked

[@arthurleigh-wood8464]

What does the buzz mean?

[@BadWebDiver]

Next...

[@plestrange511]

I see dead people.... Because the doctor keeps taking me everywhere in his freaking TARDIS! *A memoir by Clara Oswald* (Ive had that in my notes on my phone for a week and finally found somewhere to use it lmao)

[@rnalonto]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JACKIE... CHAN. *kung-fu pose*

[@gazelle4204]

Let's NOT split up and search

[@happygoluckyscamp]

It's not that it was funnier when Frankie, Russell and Andy where on it. More than they, Dara and Hugh had better chemistry.

[@cameronbooth4879]

00:15 dooms versions better “mortally challenged “

[@rustkarl]

They funny. A broken nerf gun*snort*

[@johnmartinez7440]

We get it, you play Doom

[@txvoltaire]

"I see dumb people, and they don't know they're dumb!"

[@bagel2300]

Oh nO tHeRe UnDeR tHe CoVeRs!1!!!1! WhAt EvEr WiLl i Do!?!?

[@phunkymind23]

0:23. What the hell, BBC?! That's terrible editing.

[@daisyroots]

or you could just leave out the word editing.....

[@johnmartinez7440]

They left the wrong 2 second clip in on a video you watch for free that they don't put adverts on. TERRIBLE!

[@Soda-bu5jk]

Oh the Black guy did survive

[@jlmww]

Can someone please explain “zombles” and why that was funny?

[@chrisgarton4225]

Oh you don’t look that scary

[@George-ke8pc]

Wait... Im a black person and survived??

[@LonzosSprayPainting]

that was the party political broacast on behalf of the UK independence party

[@alic-c]

See - yon - say is now i pronounce science