Things you wouldn't hear on a Kids' TV show | Mock the Week - BBC

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Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis mock the events of the last seven days with guests Angela Barnes, Rob Beckett, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones and Miles Jupp.
Mock the Week | Series 15 Episode 3 | BBC Two
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[@trollface2.015]

"Please welcome..... The Kiddie Fiddlers!" XD Had me in tears!

[@Haaris.Qureshi]

Troll face 2.0 Ed looked so proud

[@theperpetualprocrastinator9776]

Ed's Hamlet joke always has been and ways will be my favourite

[@amelianunag6392]

Pls explain it to me😅ty

[@whinygothbaby]

@@amelianunag6392 sure! Ed’s referencing In The Night Garden, which is a kids’ tv show narrated by Sir Derek Jacobi, and he’s a serious Shakespearean actor who also happens to be narrating a kids’ show lmao

[@amelianunag6392]

@@whinygothbaby thankyou for the time...much appreciated❤️

[@iagree5313]

Starrr trekn Greeks! Leave town with the scent of an orange.

[@woodrobin]

@@whinygothbaby I had no idea about the specific reference, just the general idea of a serious actor having an existential crisis about ending up narrating a kid's show floored me all by itself. Just that moment where someone goes "how did I end up here?"

[@lennacennet]

Ed's one at the end is a contender for the funniest part of mock the week I've ever seen.

[@00bean00]

That was top, top quality.

[@NosajKnows]

I don't get it

[@NosajKnows]

00bean00 I mean I don't get Eds joke?

[@00bean00]

Yes, down below. I had to click "Show More" to find it.

[@feeahkra]

the daddy bear joke too

[@sfoster.23]

AS SOON AS I SAW MILES AND THE TITLE I WAS EXPECTING A BALAMORY JOKE - I'm so happy

[@rowanahedley9578]

Same

[@ewanbrown6024]

I was rehearsing one before this came up.

[@TequilaToothpick]

@Video Fan We know.... Sarah said it made her happy

[@jonblackk]

I've been looking for that last Ed joke all over KZbin. Saving it right now. "Made him weep like a little girl" lol

[@AngusJones]

That one about telly-tubbies was great

[@jasonthehuman]

Angus Jones telle-berculosis was next

[@Alex-om1be]

Archie's been radicalised 😂

[@ryanr1712]

Well, Miss Hooly, I'm wondering if I'm going to regret this job in 14 years. 😃

[@Dim4323]

​@ryanr1712 don't worry Pc plum will Help with that.

[@venomousbunny9875]

It's always the nerds who get converted.

[@darthhepsy]

Ed's Derek Jacobi joke has to be one of the best ever told on the show 😂😂

[@davidtownson1476]

Olivier said my Hamlet made him weep like a little girl.

[@RepellentJeff]

“Olivier said my Hamlet made him weep like a little girl…” I laughed so hard, I had a coughing fit. 🤣🤣🤣

[@jaggass]

''Many children have been touched by this program but more by the presenter''

[@vaclav_fejt]

Jim'll Fix It, eh?

[@thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307]

Michael Langley oof 😂

[@declanmcardle]

The spirit of Frankie is in this comment.

[@finbarrdarcy5929]

2:59 Did anyone else notice that the woman went up, said her joke and then Hugh walked away from the microphone in her place?

[@AngelEmfrbl]

A cut joke

[@MilanousMedia]

Also 2:19 Rob Becket walks up and Miles Jupp does the joke. FIRE THE EDITOR!!!

[@Spw1471]

And also at 0:38 Hugh Dennis walks up as Ed walks away then the woman is on the microphone in the next clip

[@wayne20uk]

Time travel ofc

[@benmoore7990]

Angela Barnes

[@ArnoldPlaysGuitar]

That last line from Ed makes me cry-laugh every time!

[@Grendel2912]

Ed Bryne is regularly one of the funniest comedians on here.

[@TheTradge]

I think the BBC are missing a trick not making him a regular/team captain, he always delivers great comedy and his banter with Dara is always gold.

[@RandomShinigami7]

3:00 Great job there, editor.

[@lightish3754]

RandomShinigami7 a Scottish weeaboo? :O

[@sjsh5837]

It's not their fault, they have to weave lots of cuts together, it's a tricky task to maintain continuity over that many cuts.

[@matteop700]

@@sjsh5837 The solution is always go to Dara

[@Cenobite1991]

"It's raining, it's pouring. An old man was snoring. He went to bed and bumped his head, then died of a concussion."

[@eamonahern7495]

One of Ed Byrne's finest "Scenes we'd like to see" ladies and gentlemen

[@Fenksta]

How does Milton even come up with these genius puns on the spot ? hahahahaha "Your revision" / "Eurovision" Brilliant !!!!

[@gwishart]

They have at least a week to prepare their jokes for this round, it's hardly "on the spot".

[@cov9290]

@@gwishart its still smart though

[@Chefcouchon]

The postman pat joke made me cry with laughter

[@cyanmanta]

We don't even have Postman Pat or Yodel in our country, and I was still able to piece together what he was talking about.

[@tnerbtnerb5136]

Damn, Ed absolutely killed on this round.

[@ac4th371]

I love it when they make each other laugh especially Dara.

[@AmirBrooks]

Ed's serious Shakespearian actor (enunciate the *_or_*, luvvy) is legendary :D

[@MilanousMedia]

Thats Sir Derek Jacobi he was impersonating, who was the narrator of a childrens tv show "In The Night Garden". Derek Jacobi was actually discovered by Lawrence Olivier through watching him perform Hamlet. He's done quite a lot in his life

[@owaincynan8224]

1:34 Johnny's dad said "do your revision!", so Johnny left school and entered the Eurovision Song Contest.

[@mash3519]

Well done for quoting a video

[@JimmyLundberg]

@@mash3519 To be fair, it has flawless grammar and spelling. It's been edited at least once, but I'm not one to complain about dedication.

[@mistermagicmusic]

Sorry this was me in my early KZbin days. Apologies.

[@GevinShaw]

Once or twice a year, I come back to this one to hear Ed's Derek Jacobi. Always nice to be reminded there are a few other jokes almost as good in the segment.

[@lokephoenix1039]

Ed’s Derek Jacobi joke is literally the best one ever.

[@joemedley195]

I rewatch this occasionally just to hear the Hamlet joke at the end. It’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. There is so much implied by it that it’s like a novel in a few dozen words.

[@RBenjo21]

0:38 - Hugh walks to the middle, cuts to Angela...

[@Keston1302]

Ed's joke at the end is hilarious 😂

[@syasol]

wait, THAT'S ARCHIE?

[@SamOwenI]

Haha you are so late

[@capershock4972]

aisyah I was just about to google it

[@HaliPuppeh]

Ed Byrne cracks me up every time

[@kjamison5951]

“No,” said Peppa Pig, “It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!”

[@RUFU58]

Ed Byrne smashes it at the end 😂

[@juliadillard9051]

Rufu5 can you write what he says please ? I can’t pick it up (i’m french)

[@SaintPhoenixx]

Welcome to Art Attack. Today we'll be attacking the Sistine Chapel with a paintball gun.

[@SonicHedgehog-oo4mo]

" Hello! my name is Mr Maker, and these are my shape's brains cut in half with a chainsaw!

[@MrSam4850]

I honestly thought Hugh was going to open with “Do you like the music of Showaddywaddy?”

[@retnavybrat]

He stopped doing that after the Jimmy Savile abuse allegations came out around 2011-12.

[@kiacheckan7329]

In the night Garden joke got me into tears of laughter

[@littlemissoptimism]

I just got the Balamory joke 😲😂

[@bradmassingham602]

Yodel delivery driver Pat, he's thrown your parcel in a hedge😂😂😂

[@nii_amart]

Love that the videos are so many that I get a new one every time...

[@Samara.Weaving]

I just watch these for Dara's laughs 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AidanTheSchoolsClass259]

My Entry: "Johnny Johnny!" "Yes Papa?" "You're Adopted!"

[@MrKaywyn]

I love Ed's Hamlet joke.

[@reevethomas1083]

2:58 They swapped places!!! 😲😲😲

[@ewanbrown6024]

Well, this has ruined my childhood. Thanks BBC! Despite the editing, this is one of my favourites.

[@kaylerosehearty9861]

That second guy.. SEBASTIAN I KNOW ITS YOU ! :D Edit: So thats what he does when he doesnt take care of Ciel xD

[@danielmoynan6561]

Next up on Pop Max, we’re going back to differentiating ourselves from sister channel with Yugioh Arc V

[@Algahiem]

"Up next, the Paw Patrol are off to visit the vet as they prepare to get spayed." " Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said...oh shit, it's stuck in the ceiling" "A'right, Rangers! Let do this! POWER NAP!!!

[@RaggedDan]

This is, in my view, the funniest Scenes We’d like to see of all time.

[@romanxxxxyoutube]

Miles jupp: You're not teletubies teleobese and if you're not careful you'll have telediabetes. Yo delivery driver pat! Yo delivery driver pat! He's thrown you're parcel in a hedge

[@cathyjackson7248]

The violinists 😂😂😂

[@housequakeb6866]

Best one at the very end 👍👍👍

[@TheUKNutter]

My entry: “It’s a knockout! Too bad he’ll be the one knocking her out.”

[@callumhowgego14]

1:27 Jesus Christ! 😂

[@legendaryfootballmedia721]

2:11 trust me 😂😂

[@Adam-nb6im]

I saw this was a 7 year old video and thought it was ancient. Then I saw it was posted in 2016 and had a brainfart. Then I realised there are 7 year olds born in 2016.

[@kiacheckan7329]

Peppa pig is a repice on Saturday kitchen got me laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Michelle_Schu-blacka]

2:20 - As a former Yodel employee, I liked that one the most. I did the job properly, which is probably why they didn't like me.

[@paulpurves484]

Ed smashed it.

[@AmberTheFangirl]

SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS MY FAV XD

[@spagetspaget341]

3:14 iconic

[@alexanderdelacruz9249]

Great job, they are one of best!

[@iim4xii129]

Hugh Dennis just made me realise the double meaning with 'pepper pig'.

[@matthewhumber4122]

Yodle delivery driver pat! Yodle delivery driver pat! He's thrown your parcel in a hedge!

[@gracewenzel]

*Olivier said my Hamlet made him weep like a little girl…*

[@Lord_Skeptic]

If you are not having an affair then whose squarepants are these

[@davidjsaul]

Hugh Dennis is brilliant!

[@BRFCSamuel1883]

1:06 so funny

[@ellieholland8205]

2:20 the editors are really on something

[@greatepicgaming]

little editing error at about 3 mins :p

[@JackCaz]

And again at 2:20 :P

[@thecupidstunt]

and 0:35

[@thecupidstunt]

yup

[@sjsh5837]

It's almost impossible to edit the amount of cuts the program requires without breaking continuity a few times.

[@lostchris8949]

2:18 Why was Rob's joke cut from the episode?!?! This is definitely a goof if I'm honest

[@jonicthedgehog]

Having lost a package to Yodel once last year i finally got the Yodel Delivery Driver Pat joke...

[@alexandermills2449]

I just knew this would be amazing

[@Johnnyafc]

Brilliant 😂

[@erazure.]

Were some of them cut out or something?

[@annabellej9429]

1:08 I KNEW I RECOGNISED HIM!!!!!! I grew up watching that!

[@ewanbrown6024]

A Jarjis same here!

[@Dim4323]

Yeah miles jupp was in balamory

[@aaronallwood3562]

1:27 - Rob Beckett's Mr Tumble Joke Was The Best Of The Lot!

[@chrisgarton4225]

Welcome to Mock The Week Kids Edition

[@owaincynan8224]

2:20 the funniest bit

[@mistermagicmusic]

To be honest I prefer the Balamory joke nowadays.

[@corriedebeer799]

Archie is also the head of the militant wing of the salvation army.

[@nathanglover8437]

The "glitch in the Matrix" moment when Rob Beckett walks up to the mic and Miles Jupp tells a joke. For your viewing pleasure at 2:20 :)

[@TorilAzzalini-Machecler]

2:20 2:22 wow that was some sudden shapeshifting

[@rlinders9972]

0:36 Jesus Christ, that edit.

[@Dim4323]

Jacob reiss mogg IS THE DEMON HEADMASTER!

[@arthurvasey]

Peppa Pig could be a recipe - a pizza recipe - all the peppers, pepperoni and pig meat - red, yellow, green, bell, reaper and jalapeño peppers, pepperoni, bacon, ham, pork, pork sausage and gammon - pepper pig! Domino’s, anyone? Or Pizza Hut? Or Papa John’s? Anyone watching this who works for these places, try them out!

[@srbrant5391]

Hugh Dennis looks like he was just plucked off a desert island.

[@thomaswilliams]

1:07 - The reason most of you are here.

[@samconnor5029]

Rob was about to do one and it cut out at 2:20 😂😂 must have been a shit joke.

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

Yodel delivery driver Pat sounds more like DHL Driver Pat

[@tompengelly8030]

Can someone explain what show Ed Bryne was referencing with the last joke? Teh delivery was ace, just haven't the foggiest about the reference XD

[@JohnJP70]

He is representing an old Shakespearian actor, whose best days are behind him, bemoaning his current fate.

[@MrThischarmingman2]

@@JohnJP70 More specifically, he's impersonating Derek Jacobi, who is the narrator for a pre-school show called In The Night Garden.

[@corriedebeer799]

Hey look jimmy saville is selling timeshares in his childrens hospital

[@ladylozamaylumiere3385]

Just brilliant - wet ya knickers stuff - thanks

[@commandert5]

And today in Spellementary School, we're learning how to subvert copyrights.

[@edc2879]

In tonight's episode Scooby and the gang go missing in Texas...

[@davidtownson1476]

2:19 Rob steps over to the mic. 2:20 Miles gets there. Bad editing?

[@eamonahern7495]

2 of Ed's best

[@chrisgarton4225]

And now here comes Thomas the Tank Engine. Look out for the train.

[@isobelhawken1875]

2:09 I pissed myself

[@chrisgarton4225]

These four kids have never met before, but by working as a team, they’ll have a chance to win thousands of pounds. But there’s just one thing standing in their way, the Tagger.

[@OliTheMonarchy]

Could someone explain the Top of the Pops joke?

[@iball310369]

Anyone got a blue peter badge they dont want?

[@PSI441]

Ed Byrne was on fucking fire in this one