James May and Jeremy Clarkson trying to cycle around London safely | Top Gear - BBC

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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer-Home Clarkson and James May are tasked with shooting a public information film to promote safer cycling.
Along the way, the pair create some hard-hitting imagery, take a 'fact-finding' ride around the streets of London, and present their film-making efforts to an expert panel featuring bigwigs from Westminster Council and Olympic gold medal-winning cycling legend Chris Boardman.
Top Gear | Series 21 Episode 5 | BBC
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@puredesir3
@puredesir3 9 жыл бұрын
cant stop laughing "Act your age, get a car"
@rhyswerner8749
@rhyswerner8749 4 жыл бұрын
I did a skid!!!
@stiopicmyosick
@stiopicmyosick 4 жыл бұрын
Good ol' top gear
@Zak-ob5ze
@Zak-ob5ze 4 жыл бұрын
Its true
@mysteriousowen5205
@mysteriousowen5205 4 жыл бұрын
Work harder, get a car
@Diegochox01
@Diegochox01 4 жыл бұрын
Way too expensive
@tezlarsmith2480
@tezlarsmith2480 4 жыл бұрын
“Where is the cyclist” “Mangled at the end”
@aestheticcruise8807
@aestheticcruise8807 4 жыл бұрын
Tezlar Smith 😂💀
@mirzaahmed6589
@mirzaahmed6589 4 жыл бұрын
Still working.
@markdelej
@markdelej 4 жыл бұрын
Clarkson was perfect for this show cos he has the brain of a 14 year old boy but the old rickety body of a pensioner
@aestheticcruise8807
@aestheticcruise8807 4 жыл бұрын
markdelej the most accurate and well sourced information of Jeremy Clarkson in one KZbin comment!!
@taunokekkonen5733
@taunokekkonen5733 3 жыл бұрын
And the budget of BBC.
@aBunnyThatWillChewOnYourCables
@aBunnyThatWillChewOnYourCables 3 жыл бұрын
@@taunokekkonen5733 not anymore 😉
@IvanGarcia-ug7mf
@IvanGarcia-ug7mf 3 жыл бұрын
14 year olds aren't brilliantly funny tho
@jaybeck1713
@jaybeck1713 3 жыл бұрын
@@taunokekkonen5733 Somehow that can mean a lot and almost nothing at all at the same time.
@finessefinesse9928
@finessefinesse9928 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Jeremy is an unwitting advert for cycling all by himself. Every time I look at the man, I have the immediate motivation to go out and exercise.
@AverageAlien
@AverageAlien 2 жыл бұрын
Excersise by running or lifting weights, not taking up road space on your idiotic victorian toy
@franzclammer1931
@franzclammer1931 2 жыл бұрын
@@AverageAlien maniac.
@AverageAlien
@AverageAlien 2 жыл бұрын
@@franzclammer1931 what are you a puegout driver
@rainbowevil
@rainbowevil 2 жыл бұрын
@@AverageAlien who takes up more road space, cars or cyclists? Utterly without brain, you.
@Vivacomunismo
@Vivacomunismo 2 жыл бұрын
@@AverageAlien actually cycling takes up less road space you nut
@shaneybrainy13
@shaneybrainy13 8 жыл бұрын
"We did spell it wrong." Lol, nice way to dodge a copyright claim.
@CatBahptista
@CatBahptista 8 жыл бұрын
+1
@epender
@epender 7 жыл бұрын
It's called liking not +1 ing
@CatBahptista
@CatBahptista 7 жыл бұрын
+Ethan P. It's also called "I have a shitty phone, I can't like comments, all I can do is write a +1 as a like". Don't be petty.
@epender
@epender 7 жыл бұрын
CatB Oh sorry.
@CatBahptista
@CatBahptista 7 жыл бұрын
+Ethan P. All is well. Sorry for my tone.
@ivorharden
@ivorharden 8 жыл бұрын
Lance Armstong - cyclists are untrustworthy. LOL
@rise_and_shine
@rise_and_shine 6 жыл бұрын
man could u explain that to me plz? English isnt really my native language. why did he say they spelled it wrong? what is the joke with armSTOng and why is he even on the pic? thank u in advance man!
@wakeupscott
@wakeupscott 6 жыл бұрын
Tim K I think they just did it to avoid legal problems and just made it part of the joke.
@492resolute3
@492resolute3 6 жыл бұрын
Tim K it’s supposed to be Lance Armstrong
@492resolute3
@492resolute3 6 жыл бұрын
Tim K it’s because he was revealed to be taking illegal drugs to improve his cycling
@rise_and_shine
@rise_and_shine 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks man, that's what i wanted to figure out. best of luck to u brother
@codyleslie478
@codyleslie478 2 жыл бұрын
I love how they kept all the tags on their helmets and clothes.. probably so they can return them
@Lurcii
@Lurcii 2 жыл бұрын
Fr I was dying the whole time because of that 💀
@mclarenrob2
@mclarenrob2 11 ай бұрын
I don't know what the joke actually is, but they do that in lots of different films
@dragonxev1144
@dragonxev1144 10 ай бұрын
​@@mclarenrob2it's just a running gag in top gear
@avalsirithanawat1772
@avalsirithanawat1772 10 ай бұрын
@@mclarenrob2I think it’s a joke on BBC’s lack of funding?
@mclarenrob2
@mclarenrob2 10 ай бұрын
@@avalsirithanawat1772 Could be, so they can return them after 😅
@crispydankmemes
@crispydankmemes 4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy : "James was very sympathetic" James : "goodness gracious, great balls of fire"
@starbuckscoffee8521
@starbuckscoffee8521 2 жыл бұрын
It’s from a song which is in topgun
@shirleykueh582
@shirleykueh582 2 жыл бұрын
@@starbuckscoffee8521 Jerry Lee Lewis
@momiaw
@momiaw Жыл бұрын
reminded me of captain haddock
@xubarney1326
@xubarney1326 Жыл бұрын
hahahahah
@jameshoffa7085
@jameshoffa7085 4 ай бұрын
@@starbuckscoffee8521 moron
@evanforst7272
@evanforst7272 9 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever put toothpaste on your scrotum?" -Jeremy Clarcson
@MJTbreww
@MJTbreww 9 жыл бұрын
I know you commented that 6 months ago and this might be a reference I don't get but the C isn't even close to the K.
@evanforst7272
@evanforst7272 9 жыл бұрын
my bad. i wrote that in a hurry
@partyplace10
@partyplace10 6 жыл бұрын
Evan Forst Was it to "Avoid copyright claims?"
@bartvanriel6767
@bartvanriel6767 5 жыл бұрын
As a matter of fact, yes I have when I was a teenager. ~ James May
@AzanAli-
@AzanAli- 5 жыл бұрын
Please let use your lavatory because my scrotum is on fire.
@XrGrimreap3rX
@XrGrimreap3rX 7 жыл бұрын
Bloody Lance Armstrong, first he fakes the moon landing and now cycling
@RoScFan
@RoScFan 7 жыл бұрын
FulfMubLana and fakes playing the saxophone.
@kaybrzy3367
@kaybrzy3367 7 жыл бұрын
lmao
@FightingForceSoulless
@FightingForceSoulless 5 жыл бұрын
Man of a thousand jobs. And tricks. And drugs.
@CounterClaws
@CounterClaws 5 жыл бұрын
Lance Armstrong wasn't the on to do that, the sign clearly said Lance Armstong.
@mobro538
@mobro538 4 жыл бұрын
CounterClaws if you listen really carefully, you can hear the joke flying straight over your head
@Bread996
@Bread996 4 жыл бұрын
“Are women’s bottoms different from men’s bottoms?” “I think so” And the debate continues in 2019 lol.
@drummerdoingstuff5020
@drummerdoingstuff5020 3 жыл бұрын
There's people who think the Earth is flat too....
@zacrollsie2153
@zacrollsie2153 3 жыл бұрын
Karina Peters yeah boys arses are smaller and tighter
@theloniousm4337
@theloniousm4337 3 жыл бұрын
Feminists say there is no difference. Wait, this just in......new batch of radical feminists says, "Womens bottoms are better and therefore should be in charge of the world".
@PerfectAlibi1
@PerfectAlibi1 3 жыл бұрын
Women have an in, men have an out...
@NeatoUnused
@NeatoUnused 3 жыл бұрын
y'all are so edgy lmao
@Weirjetwashing
@Weirjetwashing 4 жыл бұрын
When James was turning right Jeremy was genuinely concerned for his friends safety “be careful James “
@suminshizzles6951
@suminshizzles6951 2 жыл бұрын
Had he gone right and been hit by that oncoming bus it would have been his own fault for there was a car ahead of him that was also turning right.
@arviddh
@arviddh 8 ай бұрын
true, just go at the same time as the car so you a have a shield lol @@suminshizzles6951
@bladder1010
@bladder1010 9 жыл бұрын
With just a little re-engineering, bicycles would be perfect. For safety, I'd start with hydraulic disc brakes, a headlight (or maybe even two), and a windshield. Then you might consider adding some doors and more comfortable seats, with seat-belts. Adding two more wheels would greatly improve stability. Of course, that extra weight will make the bicycle even more difficult to peddle than it already is, so you'll want an engine. I suggest a V8. NOW you'll have a bicycle that non-masochists will want to use. Just a suggestion.
@michaelkenny4124
@michaelkenny4124 9 жыл бұрын
Bicycles already have hydraulic disc brakes and lights, half-wit.
@bladder1010
@bladder1010 9 жыл бұрын
***** I guess you don't wear a helmet, either? Because it sounds like you've already suffered significant brain damage.
@bladder1010
@bladder1010 9 жыл бұрын
***** LOL! What a sad tosser.
@bladder1010
@bladder1010 9 жыл бұрын
shaggy Okay. Now take your pills. There's a good wee chap.
@hymatwat9412
@hymatwat9412 9 жыл бұрын
I agree
@AgentMrX7
@AgentMrX7 9 жыл бұрын
Why were they shocked? What did they expect from Top Gear haha. I was in tears first time i watched this.
@donkgated8074
@donkgated8074 9 жыл бұрын
hahaha yep, those on the panel got trolled hardcore!
@FinalFantasyAerith
@FinalFantasyAerith 9 жыл бұрын
AgentMrX7 If you look the guy on the right was laughing through it. I imagine they did it a few times so that they could look as unimpressed as possible!!
@JJR_77
@JJR_77 6 жыл бұрын
It was scripted lol
@JJR_77
@JJR_77 6 жыл бұрын
Free film music yeah it’s so funny though
@s.wilson7315
@s.wilson7315 6 жыл бұрын
scripted to look shocked
@twigs_the_badger1106
@twigs_the_badger1106 2 жыл бұрын
No joke, James's video sends out his message very well. I feel like it could even win awards. Its the message thats the problem.
@godmadedubstep
@godmadedubstep 3 жыл бұрын
1:10 can tell he's trying his hardest not to laugh and take his position of authority serious lol
@Sheppy99
@Sheppy99 8 жыл бұрын
hahahaha, when Top Gear used to be great, those were the days.
@CazRaX
@CazRaX 7 жыл бұрын
This was season 21 of 22... you confuse me.
@CledClassics
@CledClassics 7 жыл бұрын
CazRaX he means that the new top gear needs to die in a fire
@vincentxu8217
@vincentxu8217 6 жыл бұрын
The new top gear doesn't deserve the name top gear, it should be called reverse gear or missed a gear or something.
@erwanreyzal3347
@erwanreyzal3347 6 жыл бұрын
10/10 Top Queer
@FarmYardGaming
@FarmYardGaming 5 жыл бұрын
666 likes curses the new Top Gear.
@QuaversASMR
@QuaversASMR 10 жыл бұрын
To be honest, I though James' advert was brilliant.
@3qui1i6riM
@3qui1i6riM 5 жыл бұрын
James’s film absolutely cracked me up! Oh and did anyone notice that Jeremy’s cyclist clothes still had the tags on? I love these guys!
@kenworkman3964
@kenworkman3964 2 жыл бұрын
The pair of them must have known beforehand that their ride was a stunt, so they kept the clothing tags on in order to get a refund. It's a great pity they didn't come across one of their own kind, they wouldn't have been able to get a refund on soiled goods.
@pw7010
@pw7010 Жыл бұрын
Did anyone not notice?
@Shakes-Off-Fear
@Shakes-Off-Fear Жыл бұрын
It’s a bit of a running gag that they keep the tags on their clothes (probably also for the refund reason) but I think if it were just for the refund reason, they’d do a better job of hiding them. It also adds to the comedy to see them.
@JMUDoc
@JMUDoc 3 жыл бұрын
The "tags on the clothes" gag NEVER gets old :D
@jackydefo
@jackydefo 9 жыл бұрын
price tags still on the cloths lol
@Busaboy1103
@Busaboy1103 9 жыл бұрын
JayDee as always, hahaha
@wilfbm9067
@wilfbm9067 4 жыл бұрын
Why, it triggers me so much
@shivakumar499
@shivakumar499 4 жыл бұрын
It's for lease, gonna return it once the shooting is done
@connorhawkins2571
@connorhawkins2571 4 жыл бұрын
It’s cause the bbc are so poor they can’t afford to loose the money on the clothing so they have to return them to get the money back. Like the bbc need enough money they are getting enough from the tv licensing and tax payers money
@Comander555666
@Comander555666 4 жыл бұрын
you want to be able to return it ey
@omegaprime8612
@omegaprime8612 8 жыл бұрын
Clarkson is the best of both worlds for me lol the guy is a borderline comedian and loves cars. Those two things happen to be my favorite.
@omegaprime8612
@omegaprime8612 8 жыл бұрын
ian8354 ok
@omegaprime8612
@omegaprime8612 8 жыл бұрын
+viperz888 ok
@error.418
@error.418 8 жыл бұрын
+Edward Horsey So does Iron Man rank a close 3rd or something?
@omegaprime8612
@omegaprime8612 8 жыл бұрын
***** Yes lol
@AymanTravelTransport
@AymanTravelTransport 8 жыл бұрын
+Edward Horsey that's why I started watching Top Gear in the first place!
@nasilemak868
@nasilemak868 3 жыл бұрын
1:11 Chris Boardman is actually holding in his laughter.
@frasergibson5763
@frasergibson5763 4 жыл бұрын
That person who was walking past that looked back at them as soon as Jeremy asked James if he had ever put toothpaste on his testicles was just like “wtf dude” 😂
@lobsterairsoft499
@lobsterairsoft499 8 жыл бұрын
"Be careful James! There is great peril..."
@lowkey1784
@lowkey1784 5 жыл бұрын
Clarkson is a good man.
@v3insoldi3r85
@v3insoldi3r85 2 жыл бұрын
@@lowkey1784 funny man
@v3insoldi3r85
@v3insoldi3r85 2 жыл бұрын
Me you and 695 will get along well my friend
@thibaldleonhard1839
@thibaldleonhard1839 2 жыл бұрын
was lookking for this comment xD
@bishopcherrycoke6654
@bishopcherrycoke6654 7 жыл бұрын
I am always in need of help with small talk. Now at the next awkward moment of silence I can ask people if they ever put toothpaste on their testicles. Thank you
@samm4510
@samm4510 7 жыл бұрын
What if you are talking to women?
@matthewh630
@matthewh630 7 жыл бұрын
Sam M TRIGGERED
@bishopcherrycoke6654
@bishopcherrycoke6654 7 жыл бұрын
+Sam M im comfortable remaining uncomfortably awkward around women lol
@Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg
@Deadmentellnotales-vf3gg 6 жыл бұрын
Sam M Women need not apply!
@solatiumz
@solatiumz 6 жыл бұрын
@Dead - they can apply, but to someone's else's balls...
@vanamutt43
@vanamutt43 3 жыл бұрын
4:46 jeremy looks absolutely ridiculous and he just couldnt care less, i love it lmao
@BaldMancTwat
@BaldMancTwat 4 жыл бұрын
1:29 I love the way all 3 faces change as soon as they realise where it's going.
@FinalFantasyAerith
@FinalFantasyAerith 9 жыл бұрын
That Lance Armstrong poster though!!!
@AbsoluteWoo
@AbsoluteWoo 9 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean Lance Armstong?
@FinalFantasyAerith
@FinalFantasyAerith 9 жыл бұрын
Ash Holdsworth No.
@Bruniastys
@Bruniastys 9 жыл бұрын
Aerith G yes you do. if u dont you're not apprehensive enough , sniff
@FinalFantasyAerith
@FinalFantasyAerith 9 жыл бұрын
Bruniastys I really don't understand. I spelt his name correctly so that makes no sense.
@Bruniastys
@Bruniastys 9 жыл бұрын
Aerith G but THEY spelt it wrong on the poster and that's why we say ARMSTONG poster not armstrong. nevermind
@oscartobaroatmeal6734
@oscartobaroatmeal6734 8 жыл бұрын
"what if we go left?" me:"nascar style?" /: )
@ladylove3636
@ladylove3636 3 жыл бұрын
Never thought Jeremy Clarkson would sum up my first 2 years of cycling around London at almost 50. Stick to the Left turns, mind the bumps & don't go too far without toilet access - horrendous in Lockdown. Still, its faster than walking, not as polluting as Cars, and there is a certain amount of fun & exhilaration which came as a surprise x
@realperson9104
@realperson9104 Жыл бұрын
Bro just get a bike with shocks or stand up when there are bumps. There are solutions. You don't have to deal with these issues.
@bencze465
@bencze465 11 ай бұрын
I biked to work for 10 years - not London but another average european big city - and never had any significant issues you mention, other than 4 occurrences of people trying to kill me with their car (different people).
@randoguy7488
@randoguy7488 10 ай бұрын
@@realperson9104 Bike with shocks isn't as comfortable as a city bike, your posture is also completely different on such bike.
@palashbhaumik4050
@palashbhaumik4050 10 ай бұрын
Get a car /s
@basketcase1235
@basketcase1235 9 ай бұрын
​@@randoguy7488i mean, you can just get a seat post with shocks on them. lucky me i got a city bike with front and rear springs.
@jamesrobertson9012
@jamesrobertson9012 3 жыл бұрын
I just love how they still have the tags on the helmet and gear because you just know that all of this stuff is going back to the shop hahaha
@Isaac1995
@Isaac1995 8 жыл бұрын
James May's advert. Best ever!
@alexanderyoung8628
@alexanderyoung8628 9 жыл бұрын
I really like James' ad...
@karelpipa
@karelpipa 9 жыл бұрын
me too
@Keston1302
@Keston1302 4 жыл бұрын
“Goodness gracious great balls of fire!” Lol James is hilarious 😂
@trey0001069760
@trey0001069760 5 жыл бұрын
I watched 10 minutes of Top Gear USA and didn't laugh once. I watch the first 1:11 seconds and die laughing😂🤣😂
@Nicox-cw6zu
@Nicox-cw6zu 3 жыл бұрын
The old one or the new one? Cause I like the old one.
@brysonfrank6476
@brysonfrank6476 8 жыл бұрын
Jeremy gets an A++ on his video for the music he included.
@summushieremiasclarkson4700
@summushieremiasclarkson4700 7 жыл бұрын
I did something worse than toothpaste displacement.. suffice it to say that I was bored and I found a spray can for relieving joint and muscle pain. I still wince at the thought.
@databanks
@databanks 6 жыл бұрын
Try not washing your hands well enough after chopping chilli, then taking a slash... you remember to triple wash your hands after that one
@databanks
@databanks 6 жыл бұрын
On the other hand... it does cause blood to rush to the area ...
@Johny40Se7en
@Johny40Se7en 4 жыл бұрын
Deep heat on the bollocks? that is pure retardation =P
@azwads5126
@azwads5126 4 жыл бұрын
Deepheat 😱😱
@basharun
@basharun 4 жыл бұрын
Not sure what's more disturbing: the fact that you did that or the fact that you felt the need to tell us about it. lol
@autisticrebel1253
@autisticrebel1253 3 жыл бұрын
One thing that helps with comfortable cycling is having a slightly worn sprung saddle and a gel cover. I have one on my 1975 Raleigh Stowaway and it works a treat. Sitting back is also a good for stopping your crown Jules being pummelled.
@ThePostalGril
@ThePostalGril 3 жыл бұрын
"act your age get a car" ahahah i'm dead
@AsboJunior
@AsboJunior 9 жыл бұрын
Goodness Gracious great balls of fire haha
@Nightstalker321
@Nightstalker321 4 жыл бұрын
They missed the best part “Cyclists. Red light, green light. Learn the bloody difference” 🤣😂
@simonkevnorris
@simonkevnorris 3 жыл бұрын
I think most cyclists are colour blind.
@illuforce
@illuforce 3 жыл бұрын
@@simonkevnorris Many just don't want to slow down and have to speed up again
@jorceshaman
@jorceshaman 3 жыл бұрын
@@illuforce Cars don't either. They're still supposed to obey the law.
@JohnSmithShields
@JohnSmithShields 3 жыл бұрын
@@illuforce shouldn't ride a bike then
@illuforce
@illuforce 3 жыл бұрын
@@jorceshaman Its much easier for a car to speed up though.I have no problem speeding up again when I ride but less healthy people will.That's why Utah has a law where cyclists can treat red lights as a yield sign.
@SilverScarletSpider
@SilverScarletSpider 5 жыл бұрын
4:32 funniest 50 seconds ever
@SilverScarletSpider
@SilverScarletSpider 4 жыл бұрын
Truly one of the best segments I have ever seen.
@gareginasatryan1579
@gareginasatryan1579 5 жыл бұрын
I ride bicycles all my life and it doesn't seem as dangerous as people think. You have a better field of vision than cars and you can hear for traffic better too. When I approach some corners, I'm cautious (with a car) because a someone might pop out from the corner. With bikes you can peek safely. If you "peek" with a car, another might plow into your front. This happens to women all the time, as they are shorter and need to inch up more. To an outsider it seems "scary" when big cars are next to you, but really it isn't. The worse is heavy traffic. But I try to take minor streets. BTW. I also have a car. So I know both worlds.
@pw7010
@pw7010 Жыл бұрын
Is this satire?
@richardburns5925
@richardburns5925 Жыл бұрын
@@pw7010 no dude. Women are really more accident prone, traditionally seat too far forward and nose on steering wheel and tunnel vision. Now they all drive whilst on social media, phone on lap, pull up at some lights, a junction, a traffic jam......play on phone.
@cornishalps9870
@cornishalps9870 Жыл бұрын
@@richardburns5925 where is your proof?
@richardburns5925
@richardburns5925 Жыл бұрын
@@cornishalps9870 proof is......look in a car dude, glad you've got in touch, only yesterday, I was walking home with the dog, saw a black vauxhall zafira coming towards me driven by a lass with her head totally bowed staring at her lap, literally traveling down the road with her head bent forward eyes down into her lap, I knew straight away, as she passed me I quickly looked in to her car, looking at the phone on her knee! I see it all the time, if it's a young woman, always on the phone, the phone is always on the knee, if it's an older woman, seat too far forward and nose on steering wheel. I'm on a job in Sheffield city centre, high up, I can see straight down and in to vehicles coming up to and stopping at a set of traffic lights. Even the woman that drives the free connect city centre bus plays on her phone at every opportunity, the men don't!
@cornishalps9870
@cornishalps9870 Жыл бұрын
@@richardburns5925 ah yes, very wide range of data and totally not affected by personal bias.
@beezerboy4152
@beezerboy4152 4 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear “act your age. get a car!” And “work harder. Get a car” I just crease 🤣🤣
@Mintlicious
@Mintlicious 5 жыл бұрын
Step 1 for cyclist safety: Drivers are out to kill you. Don't trust anyone.
@sitm
@sitm 3 жыл бұрын
Step 1 for drivers, cyclists are trying to lose weight, don't help them.
@illuforce
@illuforce 3 жыл бұрын
@@sitm I doubt most cyclists care about losing weight.
@thomasautengruber8369
@thomasautengruber8369 3 жыл бұрын
Step 1 for cyclist safety: Learn to obey traffic signs
@lorenioooooas
@lorenioooooas 3 жыл бұрын
There are many drivers that also cycle, not sure why people try to use this like a war or something. I have a 3 series BMW I also have folding bike I cycle sometimes to commute faster or lose weight. I can literally see both arguments from both sides. There's no conflict, no war. As a driver I'm considerate as a cyclist I'm also considerate. There doesn't have to be this cyclist Vs driver debate, why not both? Why deprive yourself of either tbh. Drive when you want, cycle at other times to lose weight or get to destinations super fast in london
@thomasautengruber8369
@thomasautengruber8369 3 жыл бұрын
iamhim The vast majority of inconsiderate cyclists are people that don‘t drive or don‘t even have a license. All they know is that they are more important than everyone else and that cars are bad...and that‘s exactly how they ride. People that drive as well as ride are the most considerate towards each other most of the time.
@DavePettit
@DavePettit 10 жыл бұрын
Like how they kept the tags on so they could return them :)
@joshkirkham4281
@joshkirkham4281 6 жыл бұрын
Goodness gracious great balls of fire
@resnonverba137
@resnonverba137 5 жыл бұрын
The meeting and clips are one of my favourite clips from Top Gear. I also remember the 'modern Peugeot driver' episode fondly.
@natashaclarke9709
@natashaclarke9709 4 жыл бұрын
"maniaaaac!" And the multiple crashings 🤣
@samarkants4444
@samarkants4444 2 жыл бұрын
1:50 I died laughing "We are trying to make cycling safer and we thought the best way to do that was to stop people cycling"
@CaptainAMAZINGGG
@CaptainAMAZINGGG 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly can't see what people wouldn't like about jeremy. He's absolutely delightful. :')
@leocervidae
@leocervidae 2 жыл бұрын
“He’s a bit of a knob head but I quite like him” - James May
@rufusgreenleaf2466
@rufusgreenleaf2466 6 ай бұрын
And his genius holds no bounds
@SavioureG
@SavioureG 2 жыл бұрын
"We are trying to save cyclists by convincing them not to cycle" I freakin died XD XD XD XD
@gagebyers1057
@gagebyers1057 3 жыл бұрын
I love how all their bike clothes still have the tags on them!!! 😂😂
@sushantmanandhar1387
@sushantmanandhar1387 3 жыл бұрын
"Gentlemen, if you'd like to relax whilst I just insert this in the machine" is just about the most James May sentence ever spoken
@mortensen1961
@mortensen1961 10 жыл бұрын
How to keep cycling safe in England? Keep Clarkson and May off of bikes XD.
@kenworkman3964
@kenworkman3964 2 жыл бұрын
Better still, keep the loathsome pair off the roads completely and also from our TV screens where they dispense their odious messages of hate.
@Patis.Vargas.
@Patis.Vargas. 8 жыл бұрын
" ... James was very sympathetic..." " ... ¡goodness gracious, great balls of fire..!" " ... with the pain getting worse... I had to make an emergency stop... ¿please, may I use your lavatories? My scrotum is on fire... ¿have you ever put toothpaste on your scrotum..?" ¡¡LOL!! I just love them.
@danishrafi4270
@danishrafi4270 4 жыл бұрын
I just noticed the tags on jeremy’s cycling jacket are still intact, he didn’t even bother😂
@alexconway7882
@alexconway7882 3 жыл бұрын
It's a running gag that's been going for some time - I believe it is meant to imply (according to my half-brother who was an executive at the BBC when this aired) that they have no clue what they are doing (as they are specialist clothes - they'd need to take the label off as with anything else - the fact they haven't implies that they don't know how to use them, and by extension they don't know how to do the activity they are involved in). It's a bit like Jeremy introducing things he doesn't know anything about/doesn't care about as 'something called...'
@tokyoramen2120
@tokyoramen2120 5 жыл бұрын
Water has never come out my nose so munch until Jeremy put up the poster 🤣🤣🤣
@Chino56751
@Chino56751 8 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Clarkson doing manual labor..or riding a bike. He's terrible at both, and its hilarious....
@MrSiggismund
@MrSiggismund 10 жыл бұрын
4:40 "And James May makes grimaces"..........
@TJSaw
@TJSaw 10 ай бұрын
“Where’s the cyclist?“ “Mangled, at the end.” 😂😂😂😂
@jamiedotexe
@jamiedotexe 4 жыл бұрын
1:00 OH I DID A SKID! *falls over*
@James_Is_Free
@James_Is_Free 10 жыл бұрын
Beautiful bit of cinematography there lads ... "Work harder. Get a car." ... Bloody hell. Haha.
@xuchia117
@xuchia117 7 жыл бұрын
These two are legends.
@wimpwampwomp
@wimpwampwomp Жыл бұрын
James' ad was actually really wholesome though
@mishaelfernandez1
@mishaelfernandez1 3 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious. Leaving those tags on the cycling gear was a riot 😂 🏷
@choiws4925
@choiws4925 10 жыл бұрын
the best of Jeremy Clarkson...
@MSaifan93
@MSaifan93 9 жыл бұрын
You know you're addicted and severely in love with a show when you cannot watch a minute of it without contemplating the fact that it's all going to end one day. This show's been going strong for 12 years and I really hope they keep it running for another 5 at least because damn will I miss it when it ends. Top Gear
@AlexGreenwoodUkulele
@AlexGreenwoodUkulele 9 жыл бұрын
Me And now Jeremy goes and fucks it up for them all.
@MSaifan93
@MSaifan93 9 жыл бұрын
YoloMcSwaggins I swear the news hit me like a ton of bricks. Sad. But I guess the end was coming anyway, it's just sad to see it end in such a way.
@lahavmorris9919
@lahavmorris9919 3 жыл бұрын
Well topgear lives on as grand tour the only sad thing is the stig didn't join the trio
@pedropereira6888
@pedropereira6888 11 ай бұрын
man you jynxed it so bad ahahah
@OrangeYTT
@OrangeYTT 10 ай бұрын
​@@pedropereira6888the grand tour is pretty much this show
@VictorDude98
@VictorDude98 4 жыл бұрын
1:21 That's gold Jerry, GOLD!
@tferry580
@tferry580 4 жыл бұрын
When Jeremy keeps all the tags on his clothes straight after going straight back to return them
@LivvyHackett
@LivvyHackett 5 жыл бұрын
I love that they’re still wearing the labels for all the clothes :D
@m3erw
@m3erw 10 жыл бұрын
As a cyclist I would just like to say that this was bloody hilarious. The amount of people that jump red lights and generally don't have a clue what they're doing is ridiculous. Cycling in the city isn't hard, just show where you're going and people are lenient. Apart from the odd bus and taxi driver, most people are fine
@dionwoollaston5717
@dionwoollaston5717 5 жыл бұрын
m3erw I ride on the pavement as often as I can when I use my bike, I will admit that it has been a while and knowing this country some friendless idiot has enacted restrictions and regulations so everyone else is as miserable as him
@testdirver
@testdirver Жыл бұрын
timeless
@ethansaltmere
@ethansaltmere 3 жыл бұрын
Those two videos are amazing
@Slicer400
@Slicer400 3 жыл бұрын
"Wheres the cyclist"? Well um MaNgLed at the end. XD
@Cardioid2035
@Cardioid2035 Жыл бұрын
I love how they kept the tags on their clothes with full intention of returning them lol
@thegreypenguin5097
@thegreypenguin5097 4 жыл бұрын
2:52 watch that guy's face at the crossing when he sees James and Jeremy.
@gfeast4518
@gfeast4518 3 жыл бұрын
4:55 killed me 😂😂
@talos2384
@talos2384 2 жыл бұрын
I like how clarkson never took the tags of his bike clothes. Implying he’s gonna return them as soon as he’s finished filming.
@sz9217
@sz9217 4 жыл бұрын
The tags are still attached to Clarkson's jacket and helmet! He didn't even bother to take them off cuz he knows he'll return them anyway lmao
@kb9072
@kb9072 3 жыл бұрын
James May's video was BRILLIANT!!
@Tracktype
@Tracktype 5 жыл бұрын
this has to be on of the all time best Top Gear segments
@christian0405
@christian0405 4 жыл бұрын
As a dutchman I almost cried when I saw them on a bicycle
@PrincessLinney
@PrincessLinney 9 жыл бұрын
James's ad made me howl with laughter! 😂
@chrisgonz19
@chrisgonz19 2 жыл бұрын
"I did a skid" absolutely sends me everytime 😭😭😭
@rachelcookie321
@rachelcookie321 2 жыл бұрын
While that advert had a bad message, it was actually a cool advert.
@MH-dd4ni
@MH-dd4ni 4 жыл бұрын
4:58 Jerry Lee Lewis 😂😂
@jerudasanchez4347
@jerudasanchez4347 3 жыл бұрын
1:34 the guy on the right is trying so hard to not laugh
@ButterButterCheese69
@ButterButterCheese69 Жыл бұрын
4:44 The Xbox party at 3AM
@wonderland.6
@wonderland.6 2 жыл бұрын
4:00 should’ve said “IN THE PULMS!” 😂
@MuppetAlex1
@MuppetAlex1 9 жыл бұрын
I love the sense of humor behind getting Clarkson to do a safe cycling video. The thing is, even on top gear, they found that the best way to get around the city quickly was by bike. It is a transport system that works well, with minimal waste. 25% of all road vehicles in London are cyclists. Thats a lot of community tax going into the roads and a lot of voters putting pressure on parliament (Since they only seem to listen to London opinions when considering legislation, or did the bungles forcing Scotland to take a vote completely miss their mark with our political masters?) Anyway, love the vid and the idea of Clarkson and creme. Lol Luck
@MrEdrftgyuji
@MrEdrftgyuji 3 жыл бұрын
The show was produced by the BBC. Of course cycling would be "found" to be the quickest. They are obsessed with it.
@MuppetAlex1
@MuppetAlex1 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrEdrftgyuji maybe, but they chose the centre of London to do the test. In an urban commute the bike is usually going to win, especially in rush hour. I have commuted in Midlands towns and also cambridge. Most roads become car parks in rush hr. Bikes filter...
@rainbowevil
@rainbowevil 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrEdrftgyuji everything’s a conspiracy. Grow up.
@JT29501
@JT29501 8 ай бұрын
@@MuppetAlex1 Yeah, I'd never drive in central london. Honestly walking can be faster quite a lot of the time and the tube can be up to 5x faster (although obviously at peak times you'll have to pack on).. honestly the best thing to do is just get a pint and go home an hour or so later!
@xxDOTH3DEWxx
@xxDOTH3DEWxx 5 жыл бұрын
Jezzas face when hes applying his crème lmao
@thartiustheslayerofthots7088
@thartiustheslayerofthots7088 8 ай бұрын
I used to work at the park James filmed his advert and I’ve only just realised how often I’ve driven on the roads they cycled down and that right turn they took behind the van is a nightmare. I was once cut up by a Ferrari trying to use that junction
@pootlingalong8928
@pootlingalong8928 3 ай бұрын
I love my bike, but I also adore Clarkson, May and Hammond. Despite our addiction to cars, we all like to cycle too.
@H_Oscarsson
@H_Oscarsson 10 жыл бұрын
Is the James May Bicycle Maintenance video available anywhere?
@Burning_Saints
@Burning_Saints 11 ай бұрын
"Where is the cyclist?" "Mangled at the end" 😂
@Tom-gt6qp
@Tom-gt6qp 3 жыл бұрын
“Be careful James” that’s something you will only hear Jeremy clarkson say once
@makwanbarzan7085
@makwanbarzan7085 4 жыл бұрын
It’s 2019 and I still miss the old Top Gear!
@SnyppiTV
@SnyppiTV 4 жыл бұрын
same
@cirocciroc
@cirocciroc 4 жыл бұрын
They're one of a kind
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