Heston's Perfect Crispy Roast Chicken - part 1 - BBC

Heston Blumenthal talks through his four step Roast Chicken recipe. You'll need a pan of boiling water, a bowl of iced water and a whole chicken to get started. Delicious recipe with a scientific eye from Michelin award winning chef's BBC cookery show 'In Search of Perfection'.
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[@GreatDrums.]

Rome was built in less time than this recipe

[@mosespeters5546]

LOL

[@NoaD.G]

Legends say that an inmate chose this as his last meal.. he is alive to this day

[@steven1110]

Hahaha best comment I've ever read😂😂😂

[@djyems1021]

LOOOOL

[@Reaper-3000]

I agree... Best comment on YT!!

[@keithephesusgoodman8695]

LOLOL. Thanks for these laughs! 🤭

[@GourmetNinj4]

Wow this comment is pure gold

[@Bhatt_Hole]

I wanted to make this wonderful recipe for my daughters 10th birthday party. When it was finished, she and her grandchildren said it was the best chicken they'd ever eaten. Worth the effort!

[@dancummane3668]

What a waste. Children wouldn’t know what they’re eating. Secondly, no child deserves to eat food like this. Thirdly, get a job, you’ve too much spare time. Fourthly, this dish, tasty as it might be, is an utter environmental disaster. It takes the energy needs of a city to cook. Lastly, what the hell kind of world do u live in to be making food like this for 10 year olds? They just as happy eating their own boogers!!

[@jayw6211]

@@dancummane3668 I hope you are joking haha

[@dancummane3668]

@@jayw6211 no. I am not. And you sound like you need to be sent to your room. Without a chicken that takes the death of ten men and the resources of a continent to create.

[@dancummane3668]

@@jayw6211 perhaps you missed out on eating your own boogers? It’s never too late to start....

[@jayw6211]

@@dancummane3668 sarcasm as wit is not lost on me dear boy

[@shutup2751]

heston's wife on a warm summer morning - '' what are you cooking '' heston - '' christmas dinner ''

[@tmuxor]

That would make perfect sense in Australia

[@Norwoodg00ner]

@@tmuxor the joke doesn’t make sense in Australia haha a

[@wombat5252]

@@tmuxor You know what is also funny in Australia? The dictatorship government with flying drones catching people without masks on. Covid camps telling people when they can come outside. Condemning the unvaccinated like they should be tortured and in prison.

[@Roger__Wilco]

@@wombat5252 lol tryhard

[@wombat5252]

@@Roger__Wilco Prove me wrong.

[@MrDamo34]

This is my go-to technique whenever I’m in a hurry and fancy a chicken sandwich.

[@r3h4nullah]

Tasker Matic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is the best comment on here

[@andrew300169]

😅🤣😂🤣

[@6swag792]

Do you place the entire bird between 2 slices of bread or something?

[@captainroger]

Ha

[@tylersomething3969]

Hahahaha holy overkill eh?!?

[@mattb7845]

Part 2 he sends the chicken for a day at the spa.

[@alianray2680]

Not a day but decade

[@walrus6173]

@@alianray2680 not a decade but a century

[@mohdhisyam2346]

@@walrus6173 not a century but i dont know

[@calendar64]

funny

[@J374338]

Mohd Hisyam a Millenium then, like the Millenium puzzles in yugioh discovered in Egypt, the that chicken had became an ancient relic

[@santosl.harper4471]

Stage one: apply for a week of leave.

[@Roachichan]

😂😂😂

[@foodandliquor]

Heston's wife: "Oh Heston my love, let's have a baby." Heston: "I've devised a 4 stage process..."

[@passiveagressive4983]

They got divorced, no lie........

[@fwef7445]

@@passiveagressive4983 i'm sure she got tired of having breakfast in the evening

[@popesuavecitoxii2379]

@@fwef7445 lmao

[@AL__EX]

Ingredients for the recipe - one 3-4 lbs Chicken Lake Tahoe

[@saryarohit2925]

I busted out laughing. Lots of funny comments, but only yours made me LOL. Thanks, stranger!

[@arthursaey]

Dude haha

[@sfantuvoid7955]

:))))

[@karimpoonawala6498]

Man yours was the best comment ever lol

[@Saranaprasadam]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Jason-ly9zv]

*On my death bed* “Can someone please change the water every 15 minutes when I’m gone”

[@lancehandy6648]

Lmao. I was like "ya fug all dat" when he said it

[@beyondeverything99]

all the comments in this video is hillarious tho :D

[@sexiieensfw7280]

@@beyondeverything99 if i have a bad day i jsut come here to read it again

[@JamesAlexanderinternet]

excellent LMAO

[@DavidPerez-cr7ig]

Oh my god too good!

[@irsantenggara8132]

Heston proudly announced that due to popular demand, there will be 5 parts prequel of this series covering how to make the 8% salt solution.

[@sfuguy]

I love Heston's simple 100 step meals.....

[@Steezboy3000]

He never said they were simple

[@RobBeatdownBrown]

Legend has it...that’s he’s still cooking this chicken to this very day.

[@rnmdrum]

Hahahahahaha hahahahaha!!! Totally

[@jamie3731]

Paaaahaaahaaaaaa

[@asankahadirampela8104]

Rob nooo hehehehehe

[@Mathson_M]

R u sure coz that's not possible by any stretch of imagination. Plus the chicken would get spoilt in 4-5 hrs itself

[@tenestetubo]

Yeah no kidding. What can make you think that the regular joe household cooking will got tru all that hustle to cook a damn chicken, why not just shove it in the oven. there are hundreds of recipes that make the chicken juicy and tender with the right recipe instead of taking the chicken to a spa and sauna. Lol.

[@syamkrishnan7349]

My dad's last words were to " repeat the process." It's my legacy to boil and cool this chicken now.

[@good_teanice_house6789]

Lmao 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@Jordannadroj20]

Fuck lmao

[@jocastanu1047]

May you pass this legacy onto your children and them to their children.

[@NguyenPhuong-zg2cj]

@@good_teanice_house6789 ct

[@bamberscher_offiziell7261]

How is it going?

[@henrikhyrup3995]

"Mom, I really want roast chicken as my birthday dinner!" "Fine, but what do you want this year?"

[@20_foot_burmese_pyth0n]

This recipe worked for me and my parents loved it. They were happy to finally eat it after 6 years of hard work.

[@joeysgear1419]

That chicken is not going reveal the enemy's position, so you may as well stop now.

[@bangboomdie3326]

JOEYS GEAR underrated comment

[@waaargh2985]

The best comment so far

[@user-og7pq7xf9n]

😂😂😂😂good1

[@nyykSIUUU]

Loool

[@swiatlowiekuiste]

😂Lolol

[@RMMaryport]

This video was posted 9 years ago, apparently its still not ready

[@Cbuzz1399]

I got home from work and decided to cook this recipe for dinner for my family. Dinner is ready but my family has long since passed.

[@FartyMcgooo]

when he says "the kids will kill me if i take out the wishbone" he means it literally because they'll be adults by the time he's done cooking the chicken

[@the_armadylo5592]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@surrenderfleet]

10 years ago Heston was on every channel, but now you don't hear from him all that much. Guess he left the spotlight to go cook another chicken.

[@jebkara529]

Brilliant. 🤣

[@Quincycle]

Underrated

[@princevarughese6419]

I tried this yesterday. My chicken finally learned how to swim.

[@Rodfather72]

Your chicken is swimming? No sir, you must have a duck!

[@lilrice7865]

@@Rodfather72 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@beyondeverything99]

OH WHY, all the comments is freaking funny :D

[@NC2871926]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mad-wv6ol]

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@fleetSRT]

Even after all these years and reading most of the comments, I can't still figure out whether Heston made this video as a prank or he really was seriously proposing such a long drawn out process.

[@sturgeon2888]

I for one am certain it is a professional piss take.

[@dagfinissocool]

He had a whole series on complicating british dishes to make them "perfect"

[@YudraKudra]

I am here from the future 3020 AD. We are still waiting in our time to taste this wonderful delicacy. Curiosity brought me back in time to carefully observe the preparation steps.

[@TheiTempo]

It’s been 3 years I’ve just got past stage 2, I’ll update you in another 3 years for the final meal.

[@YudraKudra]

@@TheiTempo😂

[@sshrinivasan42]

I started making this chicken, got married, had kids and one of them is getting married tomorrow. Still only halfway through the recipe.

[@montrealfilmguy]

BWAHAHAHAHA you,sir win the internet for killing my kb with apple juice.

[@RV-in2mc]

Hahahaha

[@vincegalila7211]

Seems that you're rushing it

[@tntbrett]

shit I wanted to make this dish for my kid's graduation. he/she isn't conceived yet, but am I too late to start this recipe?

[@meowch7]

Lol

[@nach000x]

Why is everyone making fun of this recipe. I just made it and it was absolutely delicious. I remember when I started 14 years ago and thought it wasn't going to be worth it... haters gonna hate!

[@beyondeverything99]

Hahahahahahhahah , damnnn i thought this one comment is different, but :D

[@Just2Julz]

The jokes are not hate, I have a wife, kids, jobs, and hobbies. Who the f*ck got time to do all these unnecessary steps for only one damn chicken! Not I!

[@VK-zk1jl]

@@Just2Julz Hey William..read the comments again...u missed the joke 😀

[@ivankalami]

It is because it is a long and complicated process, and people usually don't have the time or the energy to do this method. Luckily, Heston has another method of making roast chicken, that is easier and less time-consuming.

[@xylophone3764]

Unseasoned

[@pooroldfred]

He is a remarkable chef. All his food including his chickens are grown and raised on his farms. He has a personal relationship with everything he eats. An hour or so before shooting this video he chose which chicken he was going to cook and made sure it wasnt stressed....apparently he talks to them to soothe them....this particular chat went something like ' oh chicken licken, we will have a fun day at the private spa today, we will start by a good exfoliation, a salt water soak, a cool rinse then a nice hot bath, followed stimulating ice plunge pool, another warm bath, another frigid plunge and finished off with a nice hot dry sauna.....

[@naomimotlhasedi4086]

😂😂😂

[@squatchjosh1131]

0:32 I like how this transition sort of makes it look like he's washing his hands into the chicken

[@thomasbd1000]

I started cooking a chicken following this recipe a month ago, and still half way through! wish me luck people!

[@nitelite78]

Haha

[@crashdummyglory]

Thomas Anderson bawahhhaha.....thought so too

[@cherark1]

Still cooking buddy. lol

[@tinaarzana3977]

haaahahh

[@Macqumc01]

Is it done yet?

[@Mangofresh2012]

Some say he's still repeating the process till this day

[@Florianluy2812]

:'D

[@reyjohnmarksangcap3833]

lol haha

[@KhMerMusician253]

But wait there's Part 2!!

[@dannytat1823]

Mangofresh2012 Part 500 place the chicken on a plate...... part 501 check if your guest died of hunger.

[@daglaroglucan]

part 502 check if your chicken is ready after 1 month

[@moseslalmuanpuia8988]

Heston really nailed in embodying the meme "I'm something of a scientist myself"

[@jamie3731]

I don’t think I have found anything on KZbin with such funny responses to this chicken tickling recipe, thank you all, I am crying with laughter

[@splitatorium]

Great! I'll be prepping the chicken now so that my great-great-grandson could enjoy it on his 50th birthday.

[@Gabensy]

Dairokuten Maou XD

[@treadstoneblackbriar8167]

hahahahahahahaha

[@waiting4dabus]

gold!

[@aduv]

ahahahhahaa

[@andreakaindl823]

Dairokuten Maou hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@ignatiosification]

is this how to cook or how to baptize a chicken?

[@chintu2432]

😹😹😹😹

[@JDBudzak]

that cracked me up

[@denhamk]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 too funny!!

[@sathishbalu3519]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MiguelGonzalez-yl5vf]

I haven't laughed like that in awhile baptize the chicken lmfaooooo

[@panicfarm9874]

You can complete your entire apprenticeship as a chef on one chicken, working for this guy

[@rocioaparicio4847]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@musicofDK]

Oh I just came across this gem in 2022. Comments are on fire…haha thanks Heston for this comedic relief

[@treefiddy2579]

So, 7 hours in and we are still washing the chicken 😂😂

[@beyondeverything99]

The chicken need to take some bath before its ready Ahahahha

[@jamie3731]

😂😂😂

[@Apollo_Mint]

I’m a bit stuck. I started with a chicken but it has since evolved into another species.

[@Rifanda84]

Apollo Ace indeed! 🤣 T-Rex perhaps

[@llermoxD]

Brilliant comment.

[@SRTBahndosi]

and it’s just part 1...

[@sameerishaque7635]

It would still be part of the same family so no new species

[@ItsRud1]

I come to this video from time to time just for the gold comments.

[@nimascolari1508]

10 years later and I'll soon have the parts needed to build the first of 17 cooking contraptions required for a "simple" Heston dish. Cooking made unfathomably and unnecessarily complicated. 👏

[@abhisheknayak2880]

Thanks Heston! I followed this recipe to the point and it turned about to absolutely perfect. Just that I dont have any teeth left to eat it now.

[@horsemen6769]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@beyondeverything99]

My goodness, why all the comments is hillarious to read :D

[@titosumi7829]

Hahahaha 🤣 that's a fresh one

[@MrEricdraco]

😁😁😁😁

[@antoshan5772]

I already started I hope my grandson will finish this 2030

[@mosespeters5546]

LOL

[@beyondeverything99]

Its like we should pass this cooking, right ;D we wont be able to finish by our self LOL

[@bugsy1028]

Anto Shan that’s only 10 years from now

[@MrSulfurMustard]

Two generations in ten years... What are you, a dog?

[@calendar64]

is this a right of passage test !!

[@CraigMorrison5]

Finally something I can pass down to my children for them to enjoy once it’s complete.

[@harlyslamm2888]

I was here 11 years ago following this recipe, You'll be glad to know my chicken is nearly ready

[@conorcorcoran1803]

the comment section here deserves its own google box. i havent laughed so much. genius.

[@bigmol1633]

I don't know why KZbin recommended this to me now, but I am so glad it did

[@sambarber4621]

Jamie Oliver: 30 minute meals Heston: 30 year meals

[@goa5373]

nice one

[@danieljanes8787]

Think of the calories you would save on heston's diet🤣🤣🤣

[@mistersandwich0034]

a lot of calorie🤣😂

[@mistersandwich0034]

you save 5000 calories cooking this🤣

[@michaellloyd9914]

@@mistersandwich0034 but lose 5 years of your life

[@adgo22]

I retire in 10yrs..think I'll start this meal now as to have it for that special occasion...😂

[@doodieman2574]

I start with this recipe on january first, that way i can have nice christmas dinner with my family when im done

[@_ABS0LUTEZER0]

Watched this video 10 years ago and I just finished cooking now. Absolutely worth it.

[@josiah8351]

Me too but I'm still cooking

[@niqqadarshpolice]

I trusted my oven, and it mugged me down a dark alley. Heston was right

[@EktorTsolodimos]

Hahahaha

[@elliotbevan7641]

🤣

[@ahmedrahim2500]

I choked while reading this lol

[@nugambakkam]

😂😂😂

[@msbrownbeast]

I trust the oven at Costco $4.99 for a 3 lb roasted chicken.

[@erenjaeger3537]

When he said “this is exactly the same technique the Chinese use”, I thought he meant Chinese torture techniques.

[@joyoflife5334]

Its been 12 years.... he is still cooking!

[@Cabono31]

Legend says he's still cooking the chicken to this day.

[@amightyatom]

legend says he's still copying the comments to this day

[@onetimelovely]

Can Boztepe 😂😂😂😂😂😂the best comment!

[@akashrathod9617]

He still trying to figure out cleaning methods

[@TheCheetos57]

2019

[@KINGKRAZY187]

You sir brought tears to my eyes because I laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FockingA]

I usuallt rinse the chicken 6 times and then boil for 28seconds twice. then dry it and repeat the process 8 times. Set the oven low and cook for 10 days

[@jovanblom7742]

Tell me about it... that's why my wife left me...

[@amineaiffa]

Heston is the type of guy who spends 17 hours to make you a sandwich, but it's the best sandwich you'll ever have in your life.

[@rogan70]

This should have been part of an ongoing Comic Relief sketch. Every year they could have come back to Heston still in the kitchen working away at the chicken. They could have raised millions 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaellloyd9914]

They’ll eradicate poverty, disease, famine, war, and corruption in Africa before that chicken is done

[@the0utcastVideos]

I started this recipe the day after this video was posted... I'm now successfully on step 2. By 2021 I hope to taste this chicken. May God have mercy on my stomach and tastebuds.

[@cherark1]

I shall join u on this loong but exciting adventure n we both shall emerge with loads of gray hair.bent over backs n missing teeth.bwahahaha

[@notpresobama1553]

I'm really hoping that someone in 2021 will respond xD

[@doubtful100]

LOL

[@viclutali1512]

the0utcastVideos 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cherylmatthews4066]

It's 2018 keep going be nearly there.

[@Qartveli84]

Im gonna add this video to my favourites so I can keep coming for this comments when im having a bad day.

[@RickDeckardMemories]

I really appreciate his logic when he argued against high temperature cooking. Next time I sear a steak I will make sure my pen is 23 degrees Celsius 👍 🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂

[@auroradumar2778]

My grandmother made this recipe, I'm hoping my daughter has children of her own one day, so that they can finish it off.

[@bangnapi2786]

Heston’s motto: “if you can make life complicate, why make it simple”

[@Marcus-ec1kx]

🤣🤣

[@bangnapi2786]

@@Marcus-ec1kx after overnight in the fridge, the headless chicken: “hold on Heston, i think i want to laid 2-3 eggs first.. it’s time..”

[@sadas3190]

"I've devised this process as 4 stage process" That's 3 stages beyond what my hunger tolerance is.

[@michaellloyd9914]

Brilliant

[@AhbabDH]

Whenever I am super hungry but don’t have any energy to cook at all, I watch Heston.

[@southstar66]

Thanks Heston, tried cooking this for my valentines date, it turned out great. But her wedding is next week

[@azianberry]

the important thing to note is that no chicken was harmed while making this video. after roasting the chicken, it was let off in the british wilderness.

[@sathishbalu3519]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thedrumsram]

vaiouser loved your reply 😂😂😂😂

[@paulbaker1505]

Sorry I couldn't come into work today,I was cooking my chicken for Sunday dinner,......but Paul.......it's tuesday

[@c_farther5208]

hahaha, I am dying from laughter. Great comment.

[@rasshah8957]

He is ass

[@rasshah8957]

True fake shit

[@rasshah8957]

Fake

[@rasshah8957]

He is an alien

[@Foreverandever431]

I started cooking this for our Xmas lunch and when I served it everyone said it was the best Easter chicken they ever tasted.

[@jonktankwatch]

We celebrated the birth of our child with this recipe, but we used duck instead. My child will be 18 next week, the duck looks just about ready, can't wait!

[@NERV0USMONKEYS]

At the end put the chicken in the local swimming pool

[@Annie-star-Light]

me too

[@jwithlove4232]

hi hi hi

[@qasimajk]

hahaha, brother you forgot to put chicken in river and sea

[@valentinaterescova1186]

good one lol

[@rlynxxiii5677]

Cesare Parmiggiani lol😂

[@connylaurine745]

The comments are killing me 🤣

[@mariar3321]

Crypto Colax tooooooooooo funnny!,,,😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@beleninus]

Yes🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@peteralmeida8321]

If the comments don't kill you, the time you'll take preparing the chicken will.

[@General_Tien]

Try not to laugh.

[@beyondeverything99]

YESSSS, All the comments is fucking hillarious, huh :D I CAN'T Deal, hahahah at work and seein this like a torture i cant hardly laughing *CRY*

[@SpartanHighKing14]

That chicken would've evolved into another species by the time Heston finishes cooking it

[@chijimuimui404]

His grandson will continue cooking that particular chicken, and this will become a dish one day as he promised.

[@trblcleft]

One day the future generations will look back and say "oh this is why we ran out of water"

[@seanstunna1]

Legend has it... the video ends with Heston waking from a dream.

[@christianindividual4550]

I was inspired to try this recipe after the video came out. Today I am currently halfway through stage 4. Can't wait for the results!

[@bacflash]

I lost him at 0:03 when Heston said there's a 4 stage process. Proceed to Nando's.

[@getsufuma2597]

Possibly the worst effort to reward ratio in cooking

[@doctorpanigrahi9975]

Not if someone else is cooking.

[@Skrenja]

Heston's chicken wings have an even worse work/reward ratio.

[@lancehandy6648]

Ikr? Just for "the crispiest skin" lol

[@hititmanify]

@@lancehandy6648 its not that much to put it out and in boiling water

[@lancehandy6648]

@@hititmanify did I mention anything about putting it and out of boiling water? Is that what I complained about? I literally said nothing about in and out of boiling water

[@KanjoosLahookvinhaakvinhookvin]

"just imagine plunging your hands into a bowl of boiling water. That's only 100 degrees!" ...I really don't think that's a very effective metaphor Heston.

[@swiatlowiekuiste]

Yeah and he's just plunged the chicken into a pan of boiling water...

[@msbrownbeast]

All that kitchen artillery, manpower and time for one simple roast chicken.

[@nickycrawl]

For being such a scientific chef he doesn't realise that 100°c water is vastly different than 100°c air.

[@TheClaptonisgod1]

Can't you see he's to busy for that kind of thing?

[@imaginative-monkey]

It's a great procedure, I'll ask my boss for a 3-day time off to cook this! :P

[@foodexpress511]

maroonedsia ha aaa

[@gathoninjuguna6375]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@suzesiviter6083]

I tried this recipee but the chicken got bored and ran off when my back was turned.

[@niknoks7638]

Suzy Siviter 🤣🤣👍

[@abrarzaheen4391]

The best one so far.

[@nazirkhalifa5377]

thought you was going to say, " Ran off with my girlfriend "

[@suzesiviter6083]

@@nazirkhalifa5377 Well I say 'ran', but it didn't have any feet, so I guess it just 'stilted' away for want of a better phrase.

[@l.a.1254]

Lmao

[@navinmenon6931]

He makes cooking look so complex and advanced.

[@chrismac4441]

Reminds me of the old Indian proverb: "Blessed is he who cooks a chicken under whose shade he will never sit"

[@hyperdisease]

I can't believe I just watched this long and arduous process only to find out that part 2 of this video is not available in my country...... thanks bruh

[@hailong0807]

Pan-sear the chicken after roasting low-temp in the oven Inject the chicken with flavored melted butter Serve with vegetable

[@ada18777]

lol

[@DeeEfSea]

well done, you played yourself..

[@elpresidente6867]

Charley Jung you DONT WANNA KNOW what he did to that chicken in part 2

[@Merloc909]

This is where you hope that Charley Jung was not following along with the video...... :-0

[@seapops]

My chicken became aquaman after doing this process over and over

[@beyondeverything99]

Fuuucckk ahahahahha

[@keptyeti]

I died of old age when he was moving the chicken from bath 7 to bath 8

[@j4gerb0mblitz]

California experiences a water shortage every time he makes this recipe.

[@MiklosTamas1997]

Gordon: salt pepper olive oil hot oven DONE amazing. Blumental: let me tell you my life story

[@pejbartolo2365]

Jaime Oliver - drench with olive oil. Done.

[@acos21]

I come back regularly to this video just for the comment section. Never fails to make me laugh out loud.

[@ginolorenzo4117]

Marie Kondo would love how simple this recipe is

[@wayno2750]

Someone needs to buy this dude an air fryer

[@arjunkumar5035]

I remember when i first saw this on the first ever TV in the 1930's. I decided to try this recipe and now for my 100th birthday i had that chicken which tasted absolutely delicious. I think it was worth the 90 years it took to prepare the chicken.

[@karimelloumi5119]

Seriously this has to be one of the most hilarious videos on KZbin, can't stop!

[@Themozartthug]

Co workers "what are you going to do this bank holiday weekend " Me "cook a chicken"

[@daddylong69]

Bro went straight from cooking to science.

[@Dufffaaa93]

_Pulls the chicken out of the water:_ *WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI??*

[@FortunateJuice]

Lol very good

[@azlannakamoto7913]

Where's the money SHITHEAD!!!

[@Ethos582]

Chicken: Uhh, it's down there somewhere, let me take another look

[@rhodzlan]

Legend says the chicken is still soaked up to this day

[@bldmyamean8352]

That camera technology is incredible. I've never seen one zoom in to the microscopic level showing a chickens DNA strand.

[@mistersandwich0034]

"don't trust your oven" me: taking katana to the kitchen and pointed it to the oven