bdg's new shoes except every time they say "shoes", the content aware scale goes up

I love Brian so much
Original: • new shoes
the man himself (Brian's channel): / @briandavidgilbert

[@marieokay]

this is for a. VERY specific demographic.

[@TheDuckMaster12]

🙋🏻‍♂️

[@Scholz23]

And that demographic is me

[@anya5635]

gay people

[@Hyena_Heckler]

but a large one

[@tuesdaywithanh]

It- it's me- I'm the demographic-

[@mylahobbit1815]

the best part has to be when laura comes in looking even more goblin-esque

[@Vysard]

She looks like ET.

[@claycross840]

I've never been more attracted

[@beelovedclouds]

ive become the 420th like i love this

[@intraum]

i came here to write this, and i knew in my heart of hearts it had already been written

[@dr.whippersnatch7200]

I thought she was already at peak goblin!

[@AriAriOptenfree]

the new shoes "panel question" is made 10x better with the audio distortion

[@BloodyRainbowOtaku]

In that portion BDG sounds like he's so nervous meeting his idol that he's about to cry

[@happyhaunt6659]

i- IvE bEEn A fAn fOr a WHiLe

[@jacksim5759]

realistic nervous stuttering

[@coconutmilkisbestmilk1702]

this appeals to such a niche portion of the internet i love it

[@lorrainevanilla607]

I love that i sit in the cross section of all these venn diagrams.

[@Bwizz245]

I clicked on this at 4am thinking it was the original video and when the CAS started kicking in I thought I was finally starting to lose it

[@momobalkhy7312]

I haven't even watched the original and thought this was it until I read the comments

[@xyrissavage4983]

Literally same tho i was like "uh oh what have i dones"

[@AmmyTeo]

This has the same exact energy as the original.

[@noctembra]

Somehow it has even more "original" energy than the actual original??

[@clove2440]

Ok but why does Patrick look like pretty normal for most of the video and Brian looks like... that

[@toadfrommariokart64]

there's a lot more contrast/edges competing for the spotlight in Brian's shot than in Pat's. content aware scaling means that it scales the image by trying to remove the least important pixels, so the amount of detail in the background + the fact that Brian takes up less space in the frame is what makes the difference

[@aarononeil9832]

Plus Brian is just an odd looking man.

[@jacksim5759]

content awareness made bdg trans for a sec, im digging it

[@frog.theorist]

I love Brian's slow progression into Sid the Sloth

[@s0mniosidae]

content aware laura Frightens me

[@goldendoodle252]

you must learn to accept content aware Laura. If you do not, she will come to your bedside in full content aware form to frighten you forever

[@harrytodhunter5078]

Regular Laura frightens me

[@TheCrayzeerayquaza]

Content aware Laura isn't real she can't hurt you

[@Luiza-bm9hz]

@@goldendoodle252 and smoke cigars on your bed

[@i9incher]

I like how one still looks normal and the other turns into a rat goblin.

[@alexanderpumpkin3423]

That’s rude to Patrick

[@nathanielsaxe3049]

it's cause there's more detail in Brian's background than Patrick's

[@RealKipper1324]

I love how brian's head keeps geting taller as patrick's head keeps getting flatter

[@wabbit2099]

Everyone saying this is for a very specific niche but I am pretty sure that niche includes literally all of BDG’s fans. It is not like his content is any less crazy than this.

[@bobdolesrevenge]

0:53 Pat's got them Waluigi legs.

[@sarahmaryja9762]

I cant stop thinking about this comment HE DOES and it makes me cry laugh

[@Flowerboi145]

They are Waluigi's legs. Patrick stole them from him.

[@YMilkshake]

Omg when Brian starts singing, I fucking cant hahahaha

[@YMilkshake]

Damn this video blew up in a couple months

[@kesitepe]

...you certainly could describe his legs as "stems" now

[@feral-introvert]

1:11 brian sounds like he's nervous and holding back tears

[@silverrust2451]

laura appearing like that made me lose my shit

[@ikanhazw1n]

simultaneously a wildly distinct and perfectly identical experience to watching the original

[@haliku9705]

This made me experience new shoes as if for the first time again

[@trippington6375]

you're doing great sweaty -love mom

[@Clownapprentice]

LMAOOOO

[@Vysard]

I paused at 2:07, and if he's trying to look disappointed he's doing a TERRIBLE job.

[@axolotlking1072]

That’s Sid Iceage

[@static2735]

2:25 zuko is BARELY managing not to phase out of our dimension entirely

[@fuzzfacesys]

i love how you can just *see* when the cas is applied the first time just 'those new shoes?' *_world begins to vibrate_*

[@DavidFlowers777]

1:09 I am dead. I have past on. This comment is from the afterlife.

[@juanaguilar4612]

Someone PLEASE let Brian David Gilbert know of this blessed creation

[@OliviaSNava]

Laura's face at her first entrance breathed life back into my body. That face will live rent-free in my brain for the rest of my life.

[@clementinekitten8305]

something might be wrong with my brain but this is the funniest thing i've ever seen

[@lancingknight]

2:03 I don't know why but I genuinely find this slightly intimidating. I love it.

[@kittyshippercavegirl]

I don't know how I ended up here, but I'm okay with it

[@kittyshippercavegirl]

I don't know I ended up here again, but I'm still okay with it.

[@quiverwingquack]

0:36 I’m losing my mind at the hair flipping in this

[@Xxpenguins912xX]

i thought this was the original for longer than i'd like to admit.

[@SakamotoIbuki]

I like the ove glove growing in size when everything else is going bonkers

[@commandrogyne]

when brian calls pat a garbage hole, a pile of ropes on a trash heap, by god. he looks like that.

[@kakao-katze]

By the beginning, I wondered if it was gonna really escalate. Then by the end, it legit looked like a nightmare I've had multiple times. Good job, Content aware scale. We could never do this without your existence.

[@xXAlexOrWhateverXx]

Every scene with legs makes my face hurt with laughter

[@cupids_favourite_aro4578]

How does Patrick manage to look almost normal until like 1:03?!🤣

[@averagegamingplayer]

Went too deep into the content aware that my brain thought that was how life would continue being like after the video.

[@BlooGhost]

I’m taking history of cinema in college right now and I would love to have a time machine so that I could go to the 1920s and and show this to people to watch them panic out of their feeble, peasant, neanderthal minds. It would be great.

[@tttooooni]

Why is this my favourite thing on the internet?

[@marsvilla7128]

When they were flipping their hair it reminded me of that after credit scene from brother bear when theyre looking at their reflection on the ice

[@skeleluna04]

This is almost unwatchable. I *love* it.

[@qmartin1997]

This is what I think about when I fell asleep

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

Watching this at 10:11 at night on greyscale mode with one earbud in greatly enhances the comedy

[@ooccttoo]

when they cut away from Laura and Patrick to the GIGANTIC SHOES had me rolling

[@YMilkshake]

This is so genius and deserves WAY more views hahahahaha

[@ethansmall581]

This video has poisoned me, i rewatched the original recently and I kept seeing the early stages of content awareness in them

[@ah5621]

Honestly, this was one of the funnier things I've seen in a few weeks. thank you for doing this!

[@abj6920]

I do NOT know how the content aware scale works but I'll be dead in my grave when I stop thinking it's hilarious.

[@miracat12]

im so used to this version that the original sounds wrong now

[@Tmanowns]

I wonder just how funny it would be if right after he says "I got em two weeks ago," the filter just immediately goes away. Like, now that the hype is over, and now that BDG is pissed, it's back to reality. But his insults were just too good with the warble.

[@heyyitsphil2611]

went to watch a normal, unchanged bdg video and the ghost of the content aware audio is still present in his voice...it haunts me

[@Cristin647]

Just as weird and surreal as a standard BDG video. 10/10

[@donyarth4886]

Pat's skinny fucking legs with the huge shoes are killing me

[@TheFlamer01]

the wavy-ness of his voice when he's a fan makes it sound like he's even more nervous

[@joshuahancock2079]

Ok... but now increase the scale every time they say “new”

[@rubyrider7902]

“ThEeEeZ BaAybeeEz?!”

[@levimcglinchey5843]

>Save >Playlist >Amsterdam Thank you for this masterpiece 😂

[@poeticcinema5857]

This video was made specifically for my demographic

[@hansonkerman7286]

posts that are a national treasure

[@reubenbailey7491]

Did not think someone made an edit like this of new shoes but the world is so much better for it.

[@calmcraft5852]

The fact that Patrick seems to DEFY the content aware scale for like half the video scares me

[@EmmettMcMullan]

From Gilling in the name of, to Ren & Stimpy, to full blown late Picasso

[@OmqSparklez]

this is what i feel when i glance at the bathroom mirror in the middle of the night. thanks.

[@atticwind0w]

Brady, I want you to know I watch this video regularly because it makes me so happy. I haven't loved a video this much since, like, Kyle Sullivan's "Muffins!" video. Thank you for your contribution to arts and culture!

[@lympharia8257]

i just watched the original of this again and since i've watched this version much more at this point, i actually heard all the weird sound artifacts that get magnified here. it genuinely felt like hearing ghosts

[@TheMultiGamerOfficial]

Brian's sister only looks more alien. This'd be funnier if it applied to synonyms for shoes. Puppies, bad boys, kicks, etc.

[@emmaclementine1]

I ate a 200mg edible and now I'm here and I'm scared please send help

[@pretsal4955]

I think Patrick has been working at Polygon so long that he has become content aware.

[@exzyyd392]

1:52 Pat got the drip

[@PU7MZD]

Poor zuko at the end

[@MichaelaBelle]

I didn't think this video could possibly get any better but here we are

[@auroralong5437]

CAS is the best invention of humanity, thankyou Neil Cicierega

[@lifeof_bi9982]

Somehow Pat remains fairly normal throughout the whole process.

[@t.m.gacutan5523]

by the end of the video everybody sounds like theyre on the verge of tears

[@couldntbecorn]

now do "give up on your dreams of becoming a baker" and everytime he says dreams (and perhaps anything that rhymes with it) it goes up

[@rubyrider7902]

i detest pat’s horrible spider legs. thanks for the video tho

[@sirus6268]

lauras entrance made me scream . thank you so much

[@kakao7339]

Never did I think a BDG video could be improved, I was wrong

[@callmemarcy77]

Insults at then end sound so much more devastating

[@emma-ym6fx]

"tHeSe BaBiEs???"

[@tylerrobertson202]

by the end brian looks like sid from ice age

[@apricoatoguey985]

im 4 months late but this is the mostly perfectly chaotic thing ive seen thanku

[@queeriodic]

this is the bizarre mating ritual of two gay tropical birds dissolving in acid

[@ali-lg5di]

2:11 “You ssSSssSSSsack of a man”

[@21lizra]

this is one of those things that I didn't realize was missing from my life until I had it. And now I wonder how I ever lived without it.

[@keelanc1681]

I completely lost it when Laura showed up

[@RowanB6]

By the end, they look like characters in a live-action Fanboy and Chum-Chum movie

[@Julia-hu8ff]

Brian slowly turning into Sid from Ice Age

[@Drew-toob]

Watch it at 0.25 playback speed. By 1:49 I was questioning everything.

[@aeidla]

jesus christ. that was like some kind of fever dream

[@PersonalityTurtle]

WHY DID IT MAKE BRIAN'S HEAD SKINNIER AND EVERYONE ELSES MASSSIVE

[@daftodil589]

lyrics: pat: (offscreen. single step, shoe squeak. walk in. two steps, small squeak, pose.) brian: (eyes up, observing) those new shoes? (slight zoom) pat: (pan up, mouth click) you talkin bout these? brian: (excited, two steps, floor squeak) those puppies new? pat: (excited, pointing) you're wondering if these are new shoes (widen) brian: (setting down glass, spin and hambone, small clap) got some new shoes (widen) pat: i get the sense youre wondering if these are new shoes brian: /new shoes/ pat: are we speaking about /these? brian: i () imtalkinbout /those babies/ pat: look pretty new brian: i see patrick, patrick, patrick, patrick. /new shoes?/ pat: (hair flip) brian: (hair flip) pat: (hair flip) brian: (hair flip) pat: (hair flip) brian: (hair flip) /those are new/ pat: (distant, hair flip, pose) */these babies/* brian: /im. talkin. bout. those. kicks./ pat: (two steps, dramatic) brian: (one step, lean) pat: (two steps, in place, shoe squeak) brian: (clears throat) /a. aha/ pat: (three steps, cursed. shoe squeak) brian: pat: (mouth click) oh youre talkin about /these/ brian: /what you got on the end of those stems/ pat: youre asking me about /these shoes/? brian: (step, high kick, step, jump) /ya sneaks!/ pat: (mic'd, breathes in, quarter turn) /uhhhh, yeah you by the sink/ (breathes out, points) brian: (mic'd, clears throat, breathes out) /hi uh thankssomuch for taking my question my name's uh brian ive been a uh ive been a fan for a while just wanted to know (breathes in) uh ha when uh when did you get those shoes, are they new?/ pat: (mic'd) /i er uh we' re not taking any questions about shoes right now/ brian: (vocalizing) /oooh baby, baby some new shoes/ pat:/shoes. *huh*/

[@archylier1761]

I saved it all, like 6 times. With screenshots. My camera roll is full now

[@pricerowland]

This looks totally normal if you're hallucinating

[@b1gcheese]

i thought this was the og new shoes so i just played it without looking... when i came back to see bdg like that, i was SO confused

[@MemoryOfGravy]

My nightmares be like

[@knoxgordon9859]

I need someone to flirt with me the way Brian flirts with Pat

[@thefairybug40]

If BDG hasn't seen this, I need him to.

[@numberonewonyfan]

ZUKO AT THE END

[@jennareynolds1403]

This is what being high with your buds is like

[@ConnorNolanTech]

I clicked on this knowing that the level of cursed this was going to be would be high, but I wasn't fully prepared for just how cursed it would get.