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@sharx20025 жыл бұрын
he's constantly shifting between looking like a british chap from the 1940s and an american cult leader from the 70s
@tenacityxl5 жыл бұрын
I mean this fandom is basically a cult
@FlashwingthePony5 жыл бұрын
I think he’s a hybrid breed
@nrggvrn55765 жыл бұрын
We'll need your blood. It'll please the great Jort. Your sacrifice is appreciated!
The Venn diagram of people who make their own jorts and people who have read lots of Shakespeare is a circle
@tobysinbad4 жыл бұрын
lost things i was blown away by this until I remembered how gay Shakespeare and jorts are
@louistheriault39004 жыл бұрын
I dont know man, i feel like the venn diagram of scene boys and people who have read shakespeare is two distinct circles.
@tobysinbad4 жыл бұрын
Louis Thériault they’re two small circles in the big gay circle and there’s crossover because there’s so much cool stuff jammed into that gay circle
@data60224 жыл бұрын
this is violence against me but ok
@hip2besquare6324 жыл бұрын
It only becomes a venn diagram when you add H.P lovecraft
@COFFEEWSUGA3 жыл бұрын
the smooth transition from "this is a joke" to "this is a horror video now" is my favorite thing and i can't find a word to describe it
@josephdbeecher3 жыл бұрын
Maybe… zjierb?
@nicomoist53363 жыл бұрын
Unus Annus be like-
@jw53862 жыл бұрын
@@nicomoist5336 memento mori
@blue_leader_57562 жыл бұрын
There’s probably some convoluted German word for it
@martjanamoon17852 жыл бұрын
@@blue_leader_5756 I´d call it "urplötzliche Beklemmung"
@MisutaaAsriel4 жыл бұрын
This feels like an indie horror short you'd find at a film festival.
@EKimatH3 жыл бұрын
It is
@ptilonist3 жыл бұрын
An indie horror... jort...
@ryanlee29353 жыл бұрын
Now I want Brian and Karen to go all the way and make that short! (that's as long as a short film! in their style! it'd be GREAT!)
@johngreenaway14723 жыл бұрын
You mean like the Austin Film festival?
@mostlybaton16963 жыл бұрын
I think you mean an Inddie horror jort
@olivetreewhimsy20164 жыл бұрын
Words cannot describe the visceral fear that shot up my spine when the jeans started running in the dark
@greg984 жыл бұрын
Nothing prepares you for it regardless of how many times you see it
@knifesketball4 жыл бұрын
what about the painting that repeatedly shows up
@greg984 жыл бұрын
@@knifesketball hold on WHAT
@politecat88024 жыл бұрын
Greg, there is a painting of a blue chair with a green background that seems to move with Brian. I saw it on a couple different walls and a door.
@greg984 жыл бұрын
@@politecat8802 I mean I noticed after going back to check, but I genuinely appreciate your help anyway.
@KevinCow4 жыл бұрын
Imagine how much scarier this would've been if it was made after all the sad clown paintings went up in the hallway.
@red_revival4 жыл бұрын
I really wish I hadn't imagined that
@onnopleaseno6494 жыл бұрын
oh ... you are the bastard man?
@kassowary86733 жыл бұрын
that is kevin punt
@Sompursone3 жыл бұрын
@@kassowary8673 He married and changed his last name. It all makes sense now!
@kivzzzz3 жыл бұрын
Why is everyone so scared of clowns?
@ComradeCorwin3 жыл бұрын
"Step 1E: Fear- **sudden scene change** " **shivers** This video demonstrates how important video editing can be.
@aurele29893 жыл бұрын
Yep. I love the transition there.
@godoy_3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@troubadour14803 жыл бұрын
3:38 “i can’t believe my eyes, I’ve got some jeans around my thighs” The jeans are singing his song, they really did appreciate what Brian has done and are coming to give him a hug, nothing could possibly be wrong here
@theoldzoeyaccount3 жыл бұрын
lit up the world as i fell asleep
@Dezignfuzion3 жыл бұрын
@@theoldzoeyaccount ‘cuz they fill the open air
@josieuwu96363 жыл бұрын
@@Dezignfuzion and leave teardrops everywhere
@owlgryffin56852 жыл бұрын
oh my god i went back and turned up the volume- the background music is a warped version of the jeans song and that makes it a thousand times more terrifying-
@yogangstudios57152 жыл бұрын
@@josieuwu9636 you’d think me rude but I would just stand and stare
@TsubasaVampire5 жыл бұрын
BDG walked out looking like a 70s cult leader and we all stepped up to follow him.
@trueaidooo5 жыл бұрын
He is our god now
@TsubasaVampire5 жыл бұрын
@@trueaidooo has he truely replaced sonic?
@grzeg_5 жыл бұрын
i’ve asked my friend before this comment if they want to start a cult of him
@disappointed27645 жыл бұрын
SnowFoxSpirit it really be like that sometimes
@Y2kep5 жыл бұрын
You mean Curtis from The Children Of The Mirror? Cause that's what this reminds me of
@carolinacarvalho11295 жыл бұрын
"Step 1 e): fear" is going in my fav quotes list without any context
@RatherWatchThemSA5 жыл бұрын
I read this just as he said it and I jumped.
@alanfuentes62145 жыл бұрын
He was so scared that his glasses teleported
@lucianosgonzalez35613 жыл бұрын
I rewatched that "Be your own boss" video today and saw a comment comparing this to that video. I must have fucking repressed my memories of this video because before I rewatched it today I could have sworn this was just a normal, semi-joking DYI video. Nope. This is definitely a precursor to that video, and may well be the first cinematic installment in the BDGSHCU: Brian David Gilbert Surrealist Horror Cinematic Universe.
@_pitako2 жыл бұрын
I can't properly express how funny it is that you repressed the horror aspect of this video
@Duckolium2 жыл бұрын
i thought this was just a joke diy vid too i literally didnt remember a bit of horror
@liyre41892 жыл бұрын
@@Duckolium no way that makes three of us!
@ninjathis30092 жыл бұрын
You forgot step 1.e. Please proceed to step 1.f. *Hide.*
@iamtheradicalleft36082 жыл бұрын
In this video, Brian is looking for a job. Do with this information what you wish
@dino28083 жыл бұрын
"the words are quiet but the implications are loud" is my favorite line in the video and makes me shiver
@jonas10151195 жыл бұрын
he sacrificed his hair to the gods and in return got the mustache.
@HelloBrothersGaming5 жыл бұрын
Why trade something so powerful for something so cursed??
@Rioty15 жыл бұрын
His Jorts foretold that it was a trade that must be done
@cractor63075 жыл бұрын
@@HelloBrothersGaming he was sorcerer and now he is a warlock
@jonas10151195 жыл бұрын
@@HelloBrothersGaming young gods wrath
@instantnoob5 жыл бұрын
god I'll miss that hair
@marsbar33744 жыл бұрын
I just noticed the distorted whispering during fear is the “I’ve got jeans around my thighs” song
@tobysinbad4 жыл бұрын
Mars Bar the LEVELS it’s fucking shakespearian
@a.m.hofmeister7254 жыл бұрын
Disjorted
@soupgoose74534 жыл бұрын
God! That made listening to that section so much worse!
@user-ym7rp9qb8d4 жыл бұрын
recycling
@neuroatypicalkirby24 жыл бұрын
THIS COMMENT MADE ME GO BACK TO THE FEAR SECTION WITH MY VOLUME TURNED UP AND THE DOOR SLAM KILLED ME. ALSO IT'S SO DISTORTED AND TERRIFYING AGHGHG
@prodigyofnonsense58693 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The rythm of the song was Brian's heartbeat this whole time
@shsltrash66853 жыл бұрын
omg ive never realised, it actually corresponds to the emotions and stress in the scene
@Multibe1503 жыл бұрын
So Brian straight up dies at the end?
@Itsgriffeys2 жыл бұрын
End credit, no rhythm dance scene definitely suggests a post-death vision
@lavenderlavender39523 жыл бұрын
The **thwack** of his cat hitting the ground is underrated
@libertyprime57773 жыл бұрын
"Get along !" **Nuclear explosion in the distance**
@TheNitpickChick Жыл бұрын
For real though. That loud ass **THUD** never fails to make me cackle. 😆
@hamletphase5 жыл бұрын
instructions unclear, got possessed by sentient denim
@tiagotozo8115 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't have bled on it :/
@kill_psyfurr4 жыл бұрын
Then the instructions were perfectly clear
@Husku_4 жыл бұрын
THIS IS WHY YOU CANT BLEED ON THE JEANS NOW THE GIRAFFES WILL STEAL YOUR TOES DANG IT
@acbonbe70594 жыл бұрын
No you fool perfectly clear instructions you just were not skilled enough or prepared for the dire consequences of the jort creation process.
@johnb35874 жыл бұрын
Sound like we need a scissor blade
@tomatoanus5 жыл бұрын
if this isnt nominated for best short film at the oscars next year, im gonna lose it
@adamgamsby42345 жыл бұрын
You mean the best...jort film...I'll go now.
@monkeyspice20105 жыл бұрын
@@adamgamsby4234 damn u took my comment....well played jort enthusiast
@thefowl50685 жыл бұрын
The Joscars?
@coconutblaze81695 жыл бұрын
Speedrun making jorts
@jorgeparada84123 жыл бұрын
Thats a very healthy cat Brian: "get along" Cat: *thump*
@noammanakermorag95384 жыл бұрын
I just noticed that he starts the first scene with long pants, but by 0:17 they have magically transformed into jorts
@maerafinn67763 жыл бұрын
Woah
@unfortunatepineapple99223 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this video like 7 times and I somehow never noticed this fact
@StraveTube3 жыл бұрын
JORTS WIZARDRY
@candiidoggii13602 жыл бұрын
holy shit theres so many details i didnt notice
@clovelikethespice Жыл бұрын
That’s just because he’s so good at jorting
@mothpawbs0275 жыл бұрын
Bdg: get along Cat: *_wHUMP_*
@SoGothImDead5 жыл бұрын
I laughed the hardest at this part
@GEEthridge4 жыл бұрын
Zuko is a barbarian
@TealZero4 жыл бұрын
@@GEEthridge correction: *THE* Barbarian.
@peterwalker64754 жыл бұрын
Ive found myself saying "step 1.e - fear" at random points
@kilo39893 жыл бұрын
I am excited for this to become part of my vocabulary, in addition to "And you can too! Why don't you join me?"
@justarandomperson3453 жыл бұрын
Oh, same! It’s so strange
@chs99993 жыл бұрын
@@justarandomperson345 it's almost as if the jeans are taking over
@AlexAustralis3 жыл бұрын
Its really quite impressive that Brian managed to create more effective horror and tension in a 4 minute skit about fucking jorts than the majority of horror movies can in hours of runtime and with multi-million dollar budgets.
@Spookybluelights4 жыл бұрын
I've seen this at least ten times and I'm only now realizing the painting of the blue chair in nearly every indoor shot is a reference to the work of Alan Resnick.
@thelastdonut54003 жыл бұрын
I think the whole thing is really. Like the video itself is not only a "turtorial" that goes off the rails but theres tons of little creepy easter eggs and weirdly phrased dialouge that are also big aspects of Alan's videos. I dont think
@RinzlerHoC83 жыл бұрын
Seeing as Alan is based out of Baltimore, and BDG is originally from Baltimore.... there may be a fond connection there, if not hometown inspiration.
@seemsfishy232 жыл бұрын
Would you mind elaborating on this? I looked him up and even watched a few short clips but I can’t find anything that references this particular genius move
@MarkusManon2 жыл бұрын
God it's true!
@snorlax422 жыл бұрын
It does really have Live Forever As You Are Right Now vibes!
@theversusverses4 жыл бұрын
a brief summary: 1. choose the jeans 1a. practice on the jeans 1b. reminisce with the jeans 1c. respect the jeans 1d. listen to the jeans 1e. fear the jeans 2. cut the jeans
@Otamatone693 жыл бұрын
Ah my daily routine
@theguythatdraws73923 жыл бұрын
@@Otamatone69 Yup nothing like a good horror movie to start the day
@Otamatone693 жыл бұрын
@@theguythatdraws7392 That’s only when fear the jeans for any horror, other than that I respect and listen to the jeans Also what do you mean “start” the day? this is all of my day.
@theguythatdraws73923 жыл бұрын
@@Otamatone69 wow bro thats deep
@Otamatone693 жыл бұрын
@@theguythatdraws7392 not really
@soomink5 жыл бұрын
Okay, but. Is no one going to talk about how perfect the transition to Step 1e: Fear was? He absolutely nailed the feeling of jerking awake after a nightmare with a gasp
@helloan64555 жыл бұрын
Soomin Kong the horror sequence was great, too. BDG is getting better at film along with his always good edits, I’m very interested in what he will do if he moves on from polygon in the next couple of years
@SunroseStudios5 жыл бұрын
HONESTLY that bit had me legit on edge
@alexiswilliams39505 жыл бұрын
literally it was so impressive i went back and watched it a couple of times
@pemo26764 жыл бұрын
He probably just had someone there to turn off the lights (cut slightly) and then he got up lmao
@stevierose87494 жыл бұрын
Legasov his shirt was changed and his glasses were off. Two completely different takes.
@anastasijahabarova15333 жыл бұрын
It's been a year since I first saw this video and the words "a jean jorted before its time" pops into my head more frequently than what could be reasonably expected of it.
@handfulmousefly3 жыл бұрын
Cecil Baldwin's voice: this ad was brought to you by Old Navy
@cloud5519Ай бұрын
HELL YEAH WTNV BABY
@mmashsouth43375 жыл бұрын
And just what are you going to do with all that power? Step 3: Jort a boy
@lemon58795 жыл бұрын
Sir how it feels like to be the funniest person on this planet
@sirpineapple24865 жыл бұрын
But what step is the Jort Boy Redux?
@mmashsouth43375 жыл бұрын
Freon Silas Lonely
@BearJoyner005 жыл бұрын
According to a multitude of replies to a comment I made, step 3 is bleed on the jorts.
@Ryocniel5 жыл бұрын
Step 4: flex those jorts
@hyperactivwp5 жыл бұрын
everybody gangsta till the jeans start walkin
@emmakeyes10975 жыл бұрын
hyperactiv that’s when the screaming starts
@PokeAndDestroy5 жыл бұрын
*future jorts
@cecedawkins44545 жыл бұрын
Emma Keyes imagine reading this without context
@emmakeyes10975 жыл бұрын
cece dawkins see that makes it a solid 2% funnier
@coyotewood3 жыл бұрын
His videos are an incredible demonstration of how to use technology to inspire fear-the weird editing in this one, the data moshing in "be your own boss", the rewinding in the camcorder one. I'm taking notes
@bl69733 жыл бұрын
When he said “listen to the jeans” my alarm went off.
@mikaroni_and_cheez3 жыл бұрын
The jeans are listening
@LordTreyHowdy5 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd describe a pair of jeans as Lovecraftian but here we are.
@Rachel-xf3op5 жыл бұрын
Jovecraftian
@rawovunlapin82015 жыл бұрын
@@Rachel-xf3op *Jortcraftian. Jovecraftian is obviously what sci-fi horror looked like before electricity was the norm.
@ctoagn21785 жыл бұрын
don’t compare that man’s mere scribbling on pages to the forever eldritch horror of the jorts. he is but a human. to think that an author could ever be compared to the horrible, fearsome, pure jorts would be blasphemy of the highest degree. the man you know as lovecraft is but a pawn in the shadowy arms of the jorts. he is a link between words, where the all powerful jorts may warn us mere mortals to repent, or suffer.
@someone93314 жыл бұрын
Lol Jortcraftian makes so much sense cuz he's literally crafting them i-
@nonebody26014 жыл бұрын
Unfortunate that I can sit through one of today’s horror movies with only minor discomfort, but a video about making jorts on the internet managed to activate my fight or flight response. Hollywood should take notes
@godisdead44164 жыл бұрын
Yeah, this is one of the more terrifying things I’ve seen
@1018monty4 жыл бұрын
Honestly though. I love horror movies and jumpscares never get me, but there was something about this video that just wigged me out
@sagecolvard96444 жыл бұрын
@@1018monty was it that almost every scene in his house has the same painting in the background, even though the camera moves, so it has to be on different walls?
@jasono87834 жыл бұрын
@@sagecolvard9644 what the fuck
@swaggerfran36534 жыл бұрын
the best part is that the main character is a pair of jeans
@thorn99thorn4 жыл бұрын
3:09 I'd like to acknowledge how wonderfully this was edited
@ConnorNolanTech3 жыл бұрын
I took me so many viewings to notice, but the sounds whispered through the apartment by the jeans in step 1E: Fear is the same song he serenaded the jeans with earlier.
@kellanlevi56635 жыл бұрын
Went from polygon twink to college prof that did LSD in the 80s
@oceanman_83705 жыл бұрын
He was always that
@eternal8song5 жыл бұрын
the duality of man
@vampiire_bat5 жыл бұрын
he's both
@BananaFaceB5 жыл бұрын
im calling the police.
@alephnole70095 жыл бұрын
He's become Ned Flanders
@miakarmesin81095 жыл бұрын
The fact that this is listed under Howto & Style is just *chef's kiss*
@parsnipguy29863 жыл бұрын
only rewatching this did i realise that the jeans are already moving and shifting in the background of 1:19, right after the blood-spill
@MrSignman652 жыл бұрын
holy shit
@Kenpokid4 Жыл бұрын
That's the cat
@sapphis_lazuli3 ай бұрын
i thought that was the cat but now i'm so horribly uncertain
@JollyGeorge_ Жыл бұрын
Jort storm really put this on my recommendations
@louzo5175 Жыл бұрын
its some call of cthulu shit of wait, it really was fortold in the song at jearth part
@seraphlastname35114 жыл бұрын
i’m crafting and accidentally cut my hand and my first thought was “Do Not Bleed On The Jeans.”
@lulwsam8644 жыл бұрын
did you bleed on the jeans. did yo u
@reigenarataka55894 жыл бұрын
you didn’t bleed on the jeans though? anything but the jeans. do not bleed on the jeans.
@pot-ay-topot-ah-to43254 жыл бұрын
don’t cry
@naiknaik88124 жыл бұрын
are you alive
@blueninja0124 жыл бұрын
@@naiknaik8812 I- I don't think they are
@crisppacket57515 жыл бұрын
I followed these steps exactly. I now have 5 corpses in my room and all i can hear are the voices, but damn, are these jorts comfy
@setboundarieskindly5 жыл бұрын
That's how you know you did it right
@id-f86 Жыл бұрын
what a masterpiece, can't believe I've seen this because of jort storm
@tabletopthursday Жыл бұрын
same 😭
@sapphis_lazuli3 ай бұрын
either you serenade your jeans with it, or jortstorm (the character) is the product of too many bloodied jorts.
@Aiterior4 жыл бұрын
This was the first ever video from mr briam that I ever watched. It led me down a wonderful rabbit hole and I must say that my life has significantly improved, not because of the jorts, but instead because of the jorts
@marynorthenscold30414 жыл бұрын
Imagine just being on the beach, trying to enjoy a nice day with your family, when this man frolicks by, affectionately holding a pair of jeans
@xamimox7971 Жыл бұрын
The only response to this, of course, is to frolic along with him.
@ethanarch Жыл бұрын
Honestly would probably be the least weird thing to happen on Coney Island Beach on any particular day 😅
@ThirdRateNerds4 жыл бұрын
"Get along!" - he exclaims to this absolute unit of a cat before it brings down the force of God onto the floor below.
@arcchimera11124 жыл бұрын
*thunk*
@averagesnail54373 жыл бұрын
cat
@st0lf3 жыл бұрын
If there is one thing i know about bdg, it's that somewhere on his hard drive there is a full 2 + minutes love song to his jeans.
@RealRaven62293 жыл бұрын
“Do not bleed on the jeans” Me, a girl: well damn.
@thekodex11863 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@marleybonestheiii21953 жыл бұрын
Well... Cra- *gets violently murdered by jeans*
@Nina-wh6hb2 жыл бұрын
I am right now on my period And I have not thought about this Please make sure all blood is cleared and away from the jeans Wait there’s a Jean emoji I am scared 👖
@abi_rose5 жыл бұрын
bdg grew his hair out just so he could cut it off and craft the trimmings into a bespoke moustache
@snoopynwoodstock995 жыл бұрын
bdg is accepting his final form...80's jazzercise trainer
@melonball99275 жыл бұрын
bold of you to assume this is even his final form
@snoopynwoodstock995 жыл бұрын
@@melonball9927 true, he is too powerful
@HufflepuffsPanda3 жыл бұрын
I've watched this video probably 11 times, and this is the very first time I noticed the skull at 0:56
@gaIIowsCaIibrator Жыл бұрын
Thank you charles slimecicle for bringing this video back into my attention
@MidoriJane124 жыл бұрын
“get along now” **drops cat heavily**
@arcchimera11124 жыл бұрын
Or as I like to call it, the *THUNK*
@SjorsHoukes3 жыл бұрын
Heavily? That’s just the sound a cat makes when it lands on the floor.
@shockofthenew3 жыл бұрын
@@SjorsHoukes to be fair, Zuko is a chonky boy so he makes a louder thunk than most.
@thoop67953 жыл бұрын
Yeah 75% of my cats love to be picked up but actually get mad when you just l o w e r Them to the ground, so we just drop them as gently as possible.
@franny62213 жыл бұрын
@@thoop6795how many cats do you have?
@fen4ri5 жыл бұрын
this was so scary. loved it. the part where he is fruitlessly scrubbing at the blood and there is just more and more appearing was definitely relatable tbh
@WMastersred5 жыл бұрын
I have several concerns.
@leaillex5 жыл бұрын
Damned spot
@Ravaxr5 жыл бұрын
@@leaillex What, will these hands ne'er be clean?
@fen4ri5 жыл бұрын
@@WMastersred hahaha.. let me clarify: periods
@AmandaBee5 жыл бұрын
I scrolled past this comment then I had to scroll back up after my brain processed the words
@aquatech1753 Жыл бұрын
since listening to Jort Storm, I've fallen into this rabbit hole of jorts arts...
@Strange_System Жыл бұрын
This is the first step to the Jort Storm
@archivised64365 жыл бұрын
the moustache only increases his twinkness also he looks like a 80s cult leader and im willing to follow
@nerdygayboi5 жыл бұрын
The moustache is a tragedy
@gavincarle30635 жыл бұрын
I'm in
@gabriellewiggins26055 жыл бұрын
THE CULT OF JORTS
@whosmaya6665 жыл бұрын
@@nerdygayboi it's no gesamtkunswerk
@mankymeson20935 жыл бұрын
Did he grow a moustache for the express purpose of making this video?
@legoduckie5 жыл бұрын
God I hope so
@ecogeek2345 жыл бұрын
No but also yes.
@Cheesemongle5 жыл бұрын
clearly, yes
@crowspeaches51235 жыл бұрын
TheVacantProfessor I hope so. He looks like hipster Freddy Mercury.
@CallaSoreon5 жыл бұрын
If you keeps it I hope he styles it like Dorian from Dragon Age.
@asafupps3 жыл бұрын
His little dance at the end brings me so much joy
@ryan.s.h.3 жыл бұрын
This is still my favorite psychological thriller ever made.
@owenlee32914 жыл бұрын
Instructions not clear, I killed five men and the jeans are taking over.
@esper61194 жыл бұрын
Time for step 2
@ShuraEssays4 жыл бұрын
But you didn't get blood on them right? That would be most unfortunate.
@unfortunatelyswagged62264 жыл бұрын
@@ShuraEssays Indeed, one cannot stress that point enough. The consequences are dire.
@blouiaie4 жыл бұрын
The Jeans Do Not Forget.
@scienceme97944 жыл бұрын
I TOLD YOU, ANAKIN! THE JEANS ARE TAKING OVER!
@whatthewonder4 жыл бұрын
Why isn’t anyone talking about how the painting of the blue chair keeps showing up in frame and is definitely a nod to Alan Resnick’s horror short films?
@ShuraEssays4 жыл бұрын
That's assuming this isn't a horror short film
@a_d73664 жыл бұрын
@J B Alan tutorial anyone?
@maagnatism6784 жыл бұрын
@@a_d7366 i was just thinking this
@shumeiyang10244 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking!! I didn't assume it was a reference though bc im not sure how well known alantutorials is
@SengokuTheGouda4 жыл бұрын
I was getting some major Alan Resnick vibes from this, yet I completely missed the Blue Chair. I’m ashamed.
@jtelroy3 жыл бұрын
After rewatching this many times, I've only just now noticed the moving jeans in that background at 1:20
@brandondarnell11503 жыл бұрын
Jeff Gentile just his cat i’m pretty sure
@BlueCatarex3 жыл бұрын
i cant imagine how confused people were to see him traveling with a pair of jeans
@brentraptor4 жыл бұрын
i can't believe it took me this long to notice that the painting keeps moving
@RatOfTheWoods3 жыл бұрын
& it's a blue chair!!
@gummysnacksandknives92293 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice until you pointed it out
@bradenmeyer74653 жыл бұрын
Which painting?
@RatOfTheWoods3 жыл бұрын
@@bradenmeyer7465 The blue chair
@Soup_of_goop3 жыл бұрын
@@bradenmeyer7465 the one with the blue chair that is in almost every shot
@NeverEndingJourneyer5 жыл бұрын
thanks brian for re-instilling in me the sheer terror of dr seuss's "pants with nobody in them" book, a good twenty years after reading that book scarred my fragile child's mind
@Dreeraven5 жыл бұрын
cj THANK GOD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THAT I FEARED THAT I HAD LOST MY SANITY LIKE THAT POOR BEAR CREATURE
@mitchellprice55865 жыл бұрын
i had reoccurring nightmares bc of that shit!!
@triantafelidesfox83445 жыл бұрын
I WAS TERRIFIED OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS FOR A GOOD 7 YEARS AND I HAD A HARD TIME ENJOYING ANY SEUSSERY FOR A WHILE I’M SO GLAD IM NOT ALONEE
@charlottewindmill19615 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU THAT STORY WAS FUCKING TERRIFYING
@thepip35995 жыл бұрын
I WAS THINKING OF THAT STORY THE WHOLE TIME TOO!! Also why are we all shouting?
@JakeBrook_ Жыл бұрын
The day is humid, a looming tension lingers, as I look upon the horizon, a storm is brewing. This storm, however, is unlike any other before. The end is nigh, my friends, for coming unto us is none other than *the jort storm...*
@CoraCreates Жыл бұрын
The Jory Storm before Jortstorm.
@tristanneal95525 жыл бұрын
I’ll admit, 3:50 got me. Was not expecting that level of special effect from this.
@johvie5 жыл бұрын
I expect nothing less.
@jonahobrien13315 жыл бұрын
that wasn't special effects. ooooooOoooooo
@eltostado33045 жыл бұрын
I believe he masked it in post
@snapple18775 жыл бұрын
Holy Cow Tristan, it is 3:51 am, and I saw your comment and paused at 3:48 in the video. I don't want to see anything scary while trying to go to bed, so I will watch the rest of the video after I get up.
@TSMaster3 жыл бұрын
@@snapple1877 Did you watch it?
@hannahmoorehughes5 жыл бұрын
i’ve made a mistake. i bled on the jorts. they’ve begun to scream with a ferocity that only be matched by mating koalas. my family is crying. my crops are failing. please brian, benevolent god of jorts, save me
@ctoagn21785 жыл бұрын
Hannah Moore there is no escape. you are forever doomed. the jorts have spoken, and you have not heeded their words. now, now you must learn. jorts are one. jorts are all. jorts are everything.
@left82775 жыл бұрын
This reads like a Welcome to Nightvale excerpt
@Izolus5 жыл бұрын
Always remember Step 1e. For that is all you can do now young one. Never forget that step, never forget. I am so sorry.
@oliversharpe1585 жыл бұрын
You have committed the cardinal sin and you shall suffer the consequences
@MajesticCabbage5 жыл бұрын
you've made a mistake, but you can fix it today. IF YOU JUST FOCUS ON THE NOTES THAT YOU DONT -- PLaAaaAY
@calliope2427 Жыл бұрын
so this is where it began... the first jort testing facility... the jortex must have been created here
@ashercorporation Жыл бұрын
jort storm
@SupaMegable4 жыл бұрын
I just want to say this is the first Brian David Gilbert video my boyfriend ever made me watch and it took me another several months before I would let him show me another one.
@enzldavaractl83453 жыл бұрын
have you watched the dances moving series
@JessicaEliza3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@abbydekker6783 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend tortures me with these
@sapphoanna3 жыл бұрын
Have you accepted BDG into your life now?
@SupaMegable3 жыл бұрын
@@sapphoanna of course. He comes to me at night and haunts my dreams. As he should.
@sethdouglas49825 жыл бұрын
bdg is truly the lady macbeth of the jean world
@annak90965 жыл бұрын
what, will these jorts ne'er be clean?
@mxambivert24993 жыл бұрын
AHHHHHH- I just realized something while binge watching BDG videos. So, in the emails shown at the beginning, they appear to be written by his ex-wife, named Sandra. And in the Buy My Bed video, he shows you a birthmark that spells out Sandra. Maybe these two videos are connected somehow? Or it could be completely irrelevant, I’m just gonna go take a nap.
@BladingMoon Жыл бұрын
Someone needs to send this to charlie ASAP
@marzcantread5 жыл бұрын
brian: uploads me: *sounds of delight and joy* me, but after i saw him n a mustache: *sounds of fright and scare*
@temporaltrickster20315 жыл бұрын
“I’m not your friend and you have no control over what I do with my body” -BDG
@Olliekzm4 жыл бұрын
Macbeth scene where Lady Macbeth can’t wash imagined blood off her hands < the scene in this video with Brian can’t wash out blood from his jorts
@spoop49673 жыл бұрын
or perhaps the jeans themselves are alive and are bleeding
@naresu3 жыл бұрын
@@spoop4967 and it's alive because he got blood on the jeans
@LocutusBorgOf3 жыл бұрын
"Will Neptune's great ocean wash this blood from my Jeans? No, these will rather make the multitudinous seas incarnadine, making the blue one red" (I did it from memory, don't judge)
@bignosh Жыл бұрын
This was the first Jort Storm
@sarahbearbabygirl3 жыл бұрын
bdg’s first video helping us lean into the vibe of his future existential cosmic horror projects
@john-tc8xd5 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t sure if Brian was serious about the mustache but he sure was
@MrsTold5 жыл бұрын
He sure was, my dude, and it clouldnt be more glorious
@madman12765 жыл бұрын
I was honestly scared during the 1.E fear segment. That is of course until the jeans started walking. I was delighted by that wonderful moment.
@bluejayrobinfinch4 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangster till the jeans start walkin
@jadelaidlaw93824 жыл бұрын
Yeah I cracked up at seeing the jeans running out like that lol
@Hyena_Heckler3 жыл бұрын
I find it funny that the emails at the beginning were from Sandra, a name that he made a joke about having as a birthmark in the video "buy my bed"
@skyler69873 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to mention that when he lifts up the jeans at 0:55 there's a skull underneath them?
@wherethefrickismygoat71613 жыл бұрын
Omg I never noticed that. Amazing
@ishimaroooАй бұрын
I've watched this video like 10 times and have never noticed that omg
@jaydenapollo53375 жыл бұрын
Hey Brian, not to be dramatic, but this is actually a cinematic masterpiece. I’ve watched this at least 5 times. I’ve shown it to my family twice. I notice something new every time I see it. Absolutely fantastic you funky goblin man.
@mejhdhhicbfshihids6524 жыл бұрын
Jayden Apollo that last bit caught me off guard
@sumote19474 жыл бұрын
I know what you mean, this is like the 5th time I watched this and I only now noticed that there is the same painting in every scene where he is in his house.
@Ritwika-Saha4 жыл бұрын
@@sumote1947 oh my god
@mystaee29144 жыл бұрын
and the skull at 0:56 is unexplainably terrifying
@Husku_4 жыл бұрын
Mystaee oh hec it is
@anxez5 жыл бұрын
This is some A-tier psychological horror that I haven't seen since "This House has People in it".
@fealca16225 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing. Very Adult Swim Infomercials vibes
@AdamGrier5 жыл бұрын
This led me down a frightening rabbit whole.
@CodfishJoe5 жыл бұрын
I, too, was getting some light Alan Resnick vibes
@scrungybingus2855 жыл бұрын
Considering that blue chair painting that keeps jumping around in every shot, I definitely think the Resnick influence was intentional
@mangomaking5 жыл бұрын
these jorts have blood in them
@veeasaurus Жыл бұрын
this will surely help with the jort storm coming up
@BusterNut2 жыл бұрын
2:31 this.... This sent shivers down my spine, I rewound to get the time stamp and it happened again, this video holds too much spook for jorts
@oohwow27875 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on going right into the sweet spot of the venn diagram of Lovecraftian Horror Narrator and Addams Family Friend. Wonderfully horrifying, horrifyingly wonderful. This has converted me into a jorts-liker
@ewwpoorpeople56845 жыл бұрын
*jort-ist
@oohwow27875 жыл бұрын
@@ewwpoorpeople5684 Absolutely Genius, someone give this person a raise
@zieellingham72975 жыл бұрын
Well put
@MSCoolio7775 жыл бұрын
There are no jorts-likers. Only jorts-lovers
@emerz35304 жыл бұрын
As a kid, I was afraid of the Dr. Seuss book "The Pale Green Pants with Nobody inside them"... That fear has been brought back to the light, the fear of *pants.*
@sagecolvard96444 жыл бұрын
That's why this hits me the way it does! Thank you! I had forgotten that story.
@francesatty70223 жыл бұрын
I was scared of that story too!!
@willowmarie2183 жыл бұрын
YES!! The pants running in the dark reminded me of that book so viscerally
@donkthekongjr4670 Жыл бұрын
Oh yes, that one was terrifying
@ahobbit12733 жыл бұрын
Brian David Gilbert is my favourite surrealist comedy-horror filmmaker.
@williamellis83043 жыл бұрын
I only found out about BDG because I looked up a video on how to make a pair of jean shorts and clicked on this for a serious answer. As I kept watching it became very clear that this was satire And then I followed the directions. And my God, how beautiful my jorts turned out to be. Glorious in their denim fabric, made for the finest of monarchs and royals. I did it. I made Jorts™
@thisandthat38895 жыл бұрын
i thought this channel was pretty much gone now that you are in polygon. I was in for a pleasant suprise
@kidyomu895 жыл бұрын
Ah, somewhere between 999th and about 1kth like, how satisfying.
@orijimi5 жыл бұрын
But Polygon is pretty much gone now, so that creativity's gotta go somewhere.
@theghostshark_5 жыл бұрын
@@orijimi what you mean
@joshward70095 жыл бұрын
@@orijimi yeah what do you mean?
@orijimi5 жыл бұрын
@@joshward7009 They barely manage a video a week.
@somestupidbaboon27834 жыл бұрын
Hey uh i dont understand why he emphasized the "no bleeding" rule so much, but while making a knitted sweater i accidentally stabbed my finger, but the jeans happened to be nearby an
@elbowsbuns18964 жыл бұрын
@Hal Moore f
@jacksonmair41014 жыл бұрын
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@SwirlyPinwheel4 жыл бұрын
F
@NerdySweets34 жыл бұрын
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@sleepysenpai354 жыл бұрын
F
@baconsoup1864 Жыл бұрын
The elders foretold OF A FASHION SO BOLD
@fletcharn82052 жыл бұрын
Random topic but recently I've been using subtitles and captions more often as they help me focus on and intake media, and the properly timed and accurate captions that BDG uses are a freaking delight.
@GermaphobeMusic5 жыл бұрын
instructions unclear; i made sheans
@marshalinehamismother5 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, I Jeaned my sports
@ParadoxGavel5 жыл бұрын
You must send them to Planet Shean. It is their home now.
@birdwithlemonade2565 жыл бұрын
Oh no I made short shorts
@FreshGirl30005 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@filipemartinho17535 ай бұрын
Amateur mistake, sheans are clearly inferior way to jorts, as sheans are simply short jeans, while the superior jort are jean shorts
@cukeumberr4 жыл бұрын
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE EMAILS ARE FROM SANDRA, WHICH IS WHAT HIS BIRTHMARK SPELLS
@sagecolvard96444 жыл бұрын
I literally fell out of bed reading this. I want you to know that, and then I want you to buy the bed.
@kilo39893 жыл бұрын
OH NOOOO
@cinderheart27203 жыл бұрын
his birthmark?
@cukeumberr3 жыл бұрын
@@cinderheart2720 from his buy my bed video
@foiledagain19143 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck it all makes sense
@scotthanley59804 жыл бұрын
Many years ago as a student in Edinburgh in my 2nd year, I thought I would fashion some jorts from some light blue denims that had come of age. I thought they looked so cool as I strode down Cockburn Street (meant to be pronounced coe-burn!!! but no-one ever does). Girls were smiling at me and I thought, these jorts really are the ticket, only to discover that I had somehow cut the legs shorter than the pockets, which were hanging down my thighs like white oven gloves below the jort line. An addendum to BDG's video guide: make sure you cut BELOW the depth of the pockets, unless you wish to remove freshly baked torts with your jorts, which I wouldn't recommend! Perhaps this is how that street in Edinburgh got it's name!!
@hannahu.62203 жыл бұрын
I’d just like to say that there is a direct reference to this video in the Rusty Quill podcast Stellar Firma, in episode 59. It’s so fucking amazing, man.