"be 17"

[@DaScribbler]

You know I don't think Greentext style really lends itself to readings, but holy shit this was perfect.

[@fuish6391]

DaScribbler boy were you wrong

[@hydrohealer6504]

Ikr

[@trebvvv]

That's enough internet for today

[@Yizak]

+trVe You're right about that m-m-morty

[@ShootingStarNeo]

The Hatoful Boyfriend sequel sounds really weird.

[@CClemmensen]

His way of doing stuff, 1 find something really random, funny, creepy, disgusting, something really something. 2. commentate it perfectly. 3. WE ALL LAUGH/GETS CREEPED OUT'.. I love it :p

[@carnificus]

This is amazing, I just discovered your work today and had to go through the majority of your videos. I have officially laughed, been a creeped out and actually shed a tear or two going while watching your videos. Your work is simply awesome, keep it up man.

[@NAGleader]

Cuil theory brought me here. I now understand why.

[@creatorofdragon]

oh man, that was great, great reading and video editing, made it 100% better than every other 4chan story i've seen read on youtube, even for as mildly funny a story as this.

[@Pavel7918]

huh, who knew that ducks could be a 7/10

[@jameshaldeman9181]

Roy Kelly... I love you so much for doing readings of 4chan greentext stories.

[@mulberrytoast]

This. I can't even ... I swear I was having a bad day up to this point. Thank you.

[@Dan0604]

discovered your videos today, don't know how. but you are absolutely fucking brilliant

[@jamends1220]

Wasn't a bear. Didn't open the door. Didn't get on the floor. Nobody walked the dinosaur. Gonna have to give that story a 3/10.

[@winkledorf17]

... What?

[@bren7080]

winkledorf17 OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

[@winkledorf17]

Is that somehow related to surfboards in Cantonese china?

[@kathylennerds750]

I bet this was written by PewDiePie. That's why he hates ducks. Yup. That's it.

[@sonik-kohai]

>implying Pewdiepie is the only person who doesn't like ducks

[@ShanyiBacsi]

Are you from Africa, because Kenya fucking not?

[@F1rstResponder]

Lol there's no way this was written by PewDiePie because the story is actually funny.

[@sonik-kohai]

Hah! You're gonna need a burn heal!

[@aizenbofuguhara64]

I understand why people don't like PewDiePie, but can we stop immediately and endlessly harrassing someone because they mentioned him?

[@KianaChaka]

Sir, you are quickly filling up my favorites

[@JustLikeFM]

Excellent sir, just excellent!

[@zajacthewolf]

Oh man you really have an amazing voice to be a lector. I hope you can get a good job as one in future.

[@jacob849489]

Oh holy crap that was amazing. I mean, your stuff is always good, but this is one of my new favorites. Also, thanks for uploading this on my birthday lol. Keep up the awesome work!

[@MrIntoxicatedMonkey]

Haha Dat voice man! Its Great at this narrating stuff!

[@compo9919]

Great. Just great. Now I have to decide between you and Morgan Freeman narrating my life.

[@MartinBerrum]

well that escalated quickly

[@savarin_yt]

Quackly*

[@Hikarmeme]

I think you ment "down to duck" *badumtiss*

[@SPARTAXKICK9000]

+Hikari that... that was great

[@TheRedKing247]

+Hikari That was absolutely fowl.

[@mime454]

This is epic. I would totally use my audible credits to get books read by you.

[@Applekations]

oh god! yes! Even a better twist than "be 16" and that one was oscar worthy

[@annie10103]

Don't worry, it's happened to us all.

[@Saucy_SOS]

Man your awesome at this I always get scared or laugh me ass off every time I see your videos

[@GarketMardener]

Fucking hillarious. I knew there was going to be something when "garlic bread" was mentioned.

[@WASDsweden]

Stories row by row like this is much easier to read than sentences tied together with pretty grammar. Do they have a word?

[@LongNightOfSolace]

I'm so happy I came over this youtube channel!

[@Insomnniia]

I actually saw this when it was first posted, chuckled then, chuckled now.

[@SniperJDM]

I'm so happy I subbed to this channel. Keep it up LOLZ

[@MyJetSkiAttorney]

Well, that escalated quickly.

[@hyperzyph64]

New favorite channel.

[@RymanRocks]

well that took a turn

[@SantaFeSuperChief1]

Garfunkel and Oates would be proud.

[@Gerritch]

Where do you keep finding all this stuff? Keep up the awesome work! :D

[@sil3ntsh4d0w]

Why haven't i heard of you, you're awesome, subbed and liked :D

[@RobotHipster]

>be 17 >miss

[@IamTheJesusGuy]

This channel is fucking brilliant

[@MrRandomguy521]

Well that escalated quackly.

[@vect0rwolf]

Brilliant. I wish you could see MFW you get to the end.

[@TheDuckadillo]

Its awesome that your so popular now Erikkifi!

[@thepilotboy]

Funny thing is. I was linked to your heroin video on 4chan/b just a few minutes ago....

[@R4Z3R1X]

That's the point of greentext stories.

[@joshualuciani3896]

Must have low standards if you think a duck is a 7/10 on a scale for women's standards lol

[@TheDuckadillo]

He said, Where do you keep finding all this stuff? I was going to type Reddit and 4chan, however, i stumbled on something else, and my mind blanked so i only said reddit.

[@GATORAID1993]

SOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY XDD I LOVE MEME ARROW STORIES

[@Wowplayer43]

awesome "lolwut" by the way

[@eltjemueller-stewart1145]

A duck? Oh no, run away!

[@EraOfHeroes]

that escalated quickly

[@featherbird666]

That got wild

[@mattsvhe]

is this that michael cera movie?

[@GreatFox42]

W-what a...twist?

[@0mni42]

I had literally the same experience. :D And now I've made it to his most recent video... :"(

[@zoomaboom]

you sound like Ray Liotta in the Goodfellas

[@helenaclough3914]

Just died, that is too funny

[@ElKilloman]

Dude there's one about "turn into super beast mode" you should voice over that one!

[@LeodSMW]

greentext stories

[@Aetolus]

>rubbing my legs with hers SHE'S NOT A DUCK, SHE'S A FLAMINGO!

[@kembrahdawson7056]

is this the world of a blind man?

[@ImUpYourArse]

you've clearly never been to cambodia

[@BonoLightier]

that's the best comment I have ever seen on his website.

[@James-2248]

>Be 17 >Bomber

[@CurtisWS]

Awesome!

[@TheBeastlyFollower]

He never claims that this is his at all, he just does voice acting for them. For instance, if Clint Eastwood is a voice actor in Halo 4 or something, does that mean he owns the game? Of course not.

[@batmanfan281]

T'is an old habit. For some reason I just can't shake it. Also you need a cap at the front and a full stop at the back.

[@batmanfan281]

Gotta admit...I diden't see that coming.

[@RobotHipster]

Dude, sweet trips.

[@kuledrumergie87]

I accidentally read that as "I laughed; got damn hard"

[@iamsopoor9]

Do the one about the student using his teachers name as his password and his teacher turning out to be a bear.

[@mmartinn94]

plz do more from /b/!

[@HomeoftheWilt17]

These kinds of things kinda make me miss 4chan. Kinda.

[@TheDuckadillo]

Shit, yeah, just noticed that, but most of the stuff he gets is from reddit, i wanted to make another post or edit my old one but i couldint.

[@j0hn0d0]

i wish i could say this doesn't happen to me often...

[@Doug-Strong]

Well, at least she was a 7/10.

[@trico1996]

I laughed, so god damn hard.

[@dragonnottin]

where else?

[@Kaael]

Complete mindfuck.

[@12moondoggie12]

Oh god he needs to do te one about the counselor and the bear.

[@kakatana5959]

I like this.

[@npegasus1762]

hehe this quacked me up

[@TherokA]

Oh 4chan. Oh 4chan...

[@LetsKeepItPotato]

Before they left, did she tell the waiter to put it on her bill?

[@hasasobiedab]

EXACTLY

[@xXhunter47Xx]

This one's from 4Chan.

[@TurmoilTom]

Fucking plot twists.

[@MrDelusionalAlbatross]

thanks for actually laughing and not just saying lolwut.

[@JonahStratos]

I think milk just came out of my nose. Though I hadn't had any milk today. Confession; I do not have a nose. Confession, I have no fingers. How the fuck am I typing this.

[@CruzaComplex]

Well, that escelateQUACK.

[@ynnaescano3077]

why did i not expect this ?

[@LexSchilperoord]

Duck; 7/10

[@Xraptor79]

You're a fowl human being for makin that joke

[@TheWinnieston]

Where's Karl?

[@Exarian]

well, reddit DOES steal a LOT of stuff from 4chan's stealing from somethingawful

[@Smurfwait]

Yeah, he never claims to come up with them, he just voice acts them.

[@FelihaZx]

hahaha so good

[@TheDuckadillo]

Oh god, do i need to do another explanation about why i said that?

[@GradientColor]

epic quacks

[@danielspringnodlan]

4chan. Enough said.

[@TheJc0978]

Holy fuck that's funny

[@thealliedpowers]

I thought it would be about B-17 bombers.

[@VideoGerm]

Anyone know where to find these weird posts?