Never done heroin but it sounds a lot like love

H gives you a new perspective on life, a do-over of sorts, but like most genie wishes, comes at a fatal cost, its the final life, no more restarts, no other alternatives, no redo's. Unless you have a lifetime supply and the self discipline of the most noble of monks, you will surely despair. Once heard: "Like learning how to breathe under water, you spend hours, days, weeks, months doing what most can't, until the breathing cheat stops working, and you're too far under to resurface for regular ole air.." Still, with ignorance comes bliss, and every journey takes one's awakening to truly ring true.. Godspeed.

I don’t know if it’s everyone’s experience that heroin is underwhelming on the first try…but may be for some like the person in this video. Some do feel a strong euphoric bliss on the first try.

No apostrophe in Jedis. Jedi's would mean something belonging to a Jedi. (Sigh) Like it not will Yoda.

Good video 👍

Heroine feels like u r sitting naked... on a bear skin rug.... in front of a fireplace.... until it doesn't

This was amazing. Great reading of great material!

hey, its simone nice to know that this is still here after these years

I’m thinking of reciting this as a monologue for an audition

today is 09/12/2024 and im listening to this with noise cancellation headset and tomorrow i have an exam and i start to think that im a hamburger help ?

OG Burialgoods

I do the Lord’s work by commenting what level of cuil a video is if I get cuil vibes from a reel or something. This theory was way ahead of its time IMO.

Shitty music

"...and so.. we will kill your science."

listening to the description of the unknowing had me thinking about this

0 Cuil: I ask you for a hamburger. You begin speaking in an attempt to prolong this conversation. I move onto a different cashier, cutting this exercise of philosophical futility short before it can be born. No further levels of Cuil are formed. I eat the hamburger.

Thank you R.Kelly

All this because you took a kid a letter Bro grew up to be an absolute chad

I need to know what happens if I ask for a hamburger at Cuil 7.

We miss you Roy, where ever you are in life I hope you are well.

To this day, i send this to people and blow their minds. I think it’s got a few things I somewhat disagree with for personal reasons but I think this is the best explanation on why you feel time goes faster when you are sitting down having a meaningful conversation with your friends.

The Cuil search engine may be dead, but with emergence of ai search results, the cuil as a unit lives on

Based

Skeleton Jelly has been in my heart for almost 20 years now. I think of him often, and every time I do, I come to this video to see him again.

😰😭

DO NOT DO HEROIN FUCK THAT I WAS FORCE FED IT. NO.

"Why are we speaking German?" Was genuinely chilling.

this just reentered my mind randomly as i was falling asleep like i was a sleeper spy

This was the most perfect comedy sketch ever, im being serious, amazing reading!! I remember watching this maybe 9 years ago!!

I want to know the creative process behind this text.

Most memorable comic ever

we're all just pickles, shifting uneasily under the bun.

God this is amazing and describes me to the core, Only my drug was Oxy-started using 40mg just on the weekends which 4 years later became a 300mg daily habit that required 120mg just to get out of bed, The first year was just bliss, I did amazing work at my job and lived for the moment the pills hit me when I got off work. Soon it bacame a morning ritual as it made life so muc h more bearable. Eventually I had to go on suboxone to save my life career and marriage. Now today its 20 years later and Im sitting here in withdrawal after finally quitting subs-the past 3 months have been absolute hell as I struggle to figure out to how to live after decades of abuse. If your a newbie on the road of opiods and in that honymoon period beware-It will send you to hell and render you a shell of what you were if you survive at all.

I miss old internet.

What is the music used?

I cant believe im the First comment after 2 years without a new comment, well, dont let this die traveller.

So I guess the solution is to carry a diver knife?

Probably needed a better ending but otherwise that was great.

Found this through SCP-INTEGER, and i do not disapprove.

skeleton voice

>Be 17 >Bomber

Astounding! Maybe work on Eldred's kind of voice more... This is my all time favorite game! Thanks.

The problem with stories like this is, that many people would misunderstand the message. Despite being blunt as a bat. At the same point, it doesn't include the doable down tree. Or the tree with a back story that explains why it thinks the way it does. In the process defeating social progress, and in away reverses it.

So less reality = less experiences that are your own, so dreams are about 2-3 cuils.

Yeah that's exactly how it is. Meth also made me feel a similar way, just insanely hype.

I need this to be generalised because Im not seeing the levels 0 would be realism 1st subverting expectations, in an otherwise normal world 2nd small localised deconstruction/shift of reality in an otherwise normal world? substitution? 3rd Kafka-esque metamorphosis, with a normal world but from a subjective pov through aesthetical differences? like the world just looks and works normal aside from yourself. the filter doesnt feel 'in universe' Ig 4th absolutely no fucking idea whats going on there. I guess expressionist surrealism and metaphors?? 5th no idea what the name for that one is or if there even is one but it's such an established concept Ive seen time and time again of 'everything happening at the same time' where unrelated concepts connect simply through existing but the connection feels universal. sorta like the connection some people feel when high. mixed with different realities crashing and looping. Ig reconstruction of time and possible realities with the original concept (I give you a hamburger) as the linchpin and connection? 6th feels a lot like 4 in concept but with 5 mixed in and a lot less 'down to earth' if you can call it that. it's not just surrealism by situations that wouldnt occur like that and have no connection but more surrealism in the actions themselves and a lot of it being literally impossible. some of the phrases also dont make sense.

Found the ex lovers!😂

So much for their pregnancy machine LMAOOO

It felt like my whole entire life I was hyperventilating and after my first shot I could finally breathe freely

This is what you see and hear, when you die.