Beach Boys - Shortnin' Bread

vinyl rip of the 1977 German 12"
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[@friendly76]

You need a mess of bread to stand alone

[@cultofbunny]

😂👏👏🔥

[@paninovevo1162]

Bread's up (1971) 1. Don't go near the bread 2. Long shortnin bread 3. Take care off your bread 4. Disney bread (1957) 5. Student demonstration bread 6. Bread flows 7. Lookin at bread 8. A day in the life of a bread 9. 'Til I'm baked (I'm a bread in the oven) 10. Bread's up

[@allanheron4368]

😂

[@gv-can4718]

Let’s Go Away For A Bread Solar Bread Bread Don’t Talk (Put Your Bread on My Shoulder) ‘Til I Bread Transcendental Bread Bread Chimes

[@dozydude1159]

bread

[@TUNASAMMY69]

Wild Bread (1967) 1. Wild Bread 2. Aren't You Bread 3. I Was Made to Love Bread 4. Country Bread 5. A Bread or Two 6. Bread' 7. I'd Love Just Once to See Bread 8. Here Comes the Bread 9. Let the Bread Bake 10. How Bread Boogalooed It 11. Bread Says

[@AlmightyBruce]

Bread Sounds: Wouldn’t It Be Bread You Still Believe In Bread That’s Not Bread Don’t Talk (Put Your Bread On My Shoulder) I’m Waiting For The Bread Let’s Go Away For Bread Sloop John Bread Bread Only Knows I Know There’s A Bread Bread Today I Just Wasn’t Made For These Bread Bread Sounds Bread, No

[@psimp8871]

That single sax note does it for me.

[@joemama-ej7kw]

One of brian 'norbit' wilsons greatest contributions to society

[@profile2047]

You know I can imagine Brian Wilson likening Norbit due to some feeling of relationship to a sensitive character surrounded by large people controlling people.

[@dmer-zy3rb]

the greatest human history: the norbit thing and "i wasnt at full house" - did Brian just slipped those things in as jokes in the reddit AMA or was he really that fucked up lol

[@Izzy-ze1pz]

the fade out implies that it never ends

[@paninovevo1162]

Bread Sounds 1. Shortnin bread be nice 2. You still believe in shortnin bread 3. That's not shortnin bread 4. Don't talk (put shortnin bread on my shoulder) 5. I'm waiting for shortnin bread 6. Let's go away for shortnin bread 7. Shortnin John B(read) 8. Bread only knows 8. I know there's shortnin bread / Hang on to your shortnin bread 9. Bread today 11. I just wasn't made for light bread 12. Shortnin no

[@bertzangle4807]

Maybe not my absolute favorite, but we should probably also mention Shortnin' U.S.A.

[@Alrights600]

Best KZbin comment ever

[@damienf.7543]

​@@bertzangle4807Shortnin Girls

[@brettrosenberg]

I hope Brian is staying at home and recording a weeks-long version right now

[@holyspacemonkey]

I would listen forever and ever.

[@lukevanbloxam1180]

@@holyspacemonkey kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIStdWdnjpaNfM0

[@raccoonmaster64-bp7go]

me too

[@LSUOdyssey]

What a sad relic from the pandemic...wishing people stayed home....life was so wrong then.......

[@brettrosenberg]

@@LSUOdyssey it was awesome

[@peacefrog9306]

so based its unreal

[@phishphrenzi5551]

Totally based siiiiip

[@phishphrenzi5551]

My family now refers to increments of time in “shortnin breads” because of this.. “I’ll be home in 4 shortnin breads honey”

[@Paul-dw2cl]

Gosh darn it, that’s hilarious

[@weatheredtome]

My exact thoughts lol

[@Plan-ETs]

that's real sweet

[@brettrosenberg]

And in the bread The bread you bake Is equal to the bread you ate

[@ListenToWhatTheManSaid.]

The end of shortnin' breads

[@paninovevo1162]

💀💀💀

[@paninovevo1162]

Pls change your name to breadrosenberg

[@joncunninghamexperience5373]

this is the greatest song of all time

[@Paul-dw2cl]

you’ll get no argument here

[@jokkergar]

Facts 👏

[@madcap_9539]

Agreed 100%

[@fallenishvalen9970]

Hour 13: I simply cannot stop playing this PUT ON THE SKILLET SLIP ON THE LID MAMAS GONNA MAKE SOME SHORTENIN BREAD

[@debussy10]

Brian says that Rhapsody in Blue is his life theme, but I think Shortin' Bread is a second one: he's done at least a dozen versions of it over the decades, including "Too Much Sugar", "Rollin' Up To Heaven", "Ding Dang", and others: here's a really good KZbin video featuring snippets of them, joined together: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eXTZgJytirKBjZo Apparently, Brian told Alice Cooper that it's the best song ever written- when Cooper asked why, Brian said ""I don't know, it's just the best song ever written."

[@mywhitenoise_]

I don’t know if this is supposed to be a meme or not, but I’ve listened to this so many times and consider it the definitive version.

[@PahaLukki]

I agree lol.

[@dreamcast.0]

Nope, Brian Wilson was apparently obsessed with this song, considered it the greatest song ever written.

[@mikogale]

this is THE definite song of this earth

[@subg8858]

Carl’s vocal is dope

[@GoldAmple]

My favorite version is the love you side 3 mix which is 18 minutes long

[@mikogale]

this is the song you first hear when you enter heaven (and it just never stops)

[@bedwarsgb4523]

This is the song everyone hears when they are born

[@nicholassgouros8612]

This is the song that was playing when I lost my virginity

[@robbiedubbelman3024]

Brian turned the "shortnin' bread" nursery rhyme into the "Longnin' Bread SYMPHONY!"

[@izg93027]

This is like a mantra wtf I love this

[@tommytwomommy]

It is. The words become meaningless a few minutes in and it’s a mantra

[@madcap_9539]

This is the definitive version right here. Literally a masterpiece.

[@paninovevo1162]

Bake you (1977) 1. Let us bake this bread 2. Roller shortnin bread 3. Bread 4. Shortnin Carson 5. Good bread 6. Shortnin down the highway 7. Bring brang (I know a bread I ate it so badly) 8. Bread system 9. The bread was so young 10. I'll bread he's nice 11. Let's put our bread together 12. I wanna bake you up (cause you're still a bread to me) 13. Breadplane 14. Love is a bread

[@DomPatek]

Definitely the best song ever written.

[@WallyBrando]

don't know why, but it is

[@officialFredDurstfanclub]

Shortenin’ Demonstration Time

[@RyGuy]

One of my favorite Brian Wilson anecdotes is the time he was hanging out with Iggy Pop at a party and started playing this and just wouldnt stop playing so much so that he freaked Iggy Pop out and left cause he thought he was nuts

[@DiamondDawgsRuleOK]

The irony of someone being crazier than Iggy Pop always gets me

[@mauricegoldner44]

I am listening to this for the first time, I'm stoned out of my mind, at first i thought this was the most misguided piece of music ever, but somehow i just came out of the end of my tunnel and I think this is amazing.....

[@SeamusMcGillicuddy0]

Drugs, will kill U ! Smarten up !

[@brettrosenberg]

I’m ready to steal myself a mess of this bread

[@bedwarsgb4523]

You need a mess of bread to stand alone

[@glennwlove]

Carl Wilson one of rocks greatest voices giving it all he’s got, awesome!

[@vicenteortegarubilar9418]

Called me Iggy Pop, but this guy Is nuts

[@Providence..]

Holy hell, this is easily the highest quality version I've heard on YT, pure bliss...

[@robdob249]

this is the best song ever written

[@fboness368]

I’ve got a fever, and the only cure is Shortnin’ Bread!

[@ThumpingThromnambular]

This sounds like Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia sang this.

[@danielfleming9630]

Lmao this made me die laughing

[@TUNASAMMY69]

Best pic/audio combo ever uploaded to the worldwide web!!!! Honestly this shit is hypnotic and I love it

[@dmer-zy3rb]

Germany knew what the most important beach boys song was.

[@dmer-zy3rb]

this song sounds how Brian looks in this photo.

[@brettrosenberg]

One mama's little baby does not love shortin bred

[@WildBuster]

Great one... Brian Wilson, the greatest talent of the '60s for sure.

[@brettkilbride7625]

This is just what I needed

[@brettrosenberg]

#1 in Germany for 52 weeks during the winter of 1977

[@karmafrog1]

...for Kraftwerk

[@alittleguy8114]

Was this version released only in germany?

[@Blend42]

@@alittleguy8114 The Adult/Child version of Shortnin' Bread has not ever been officially released in any capacity let alone in Germany as a single. I do love this fan remix though

[@bedwarsgb4523]

It was the only thing that was played at skiing resorts all over Germany during that winter.

[@ryanferries1850]

Is there a source that confirms that? I am curious.@@bedwarsgb4523

[@holyspacemonkey]

This makes me so happy it hurts

[@Paul-dw2cl]

I like my Shortnin’ Bread with Ding Dang

[@OversizedBurrito]

Count me in as one who would really like a lossless (FLAC or whatnot) version of this edit. The world needs to know and I'd like to use it on my radio program. However, I prefer using lossless so if it gets dumbed down again to be put online, the quality won't suffer as much. Anyways, love this!

[@alittleguy8114]

Jokes aside this would have been much more enjoyable in the light album than the 10 minutes here comes the night.

[@77trashman]

I'm really digging this !!!!!!

[@DaddyWarbucksunlimited]

Best cut ever

[@damienf.7543]

It's true, the first time you hear it it sounds like absolute noise and chaos. 15th listen and it all fits

[@AtlasKebabfile]

Any chance of a flac/mp3 rip of this? KZbin compression on downloads is a shame, this fanmix makes this song so much fun to listen to.

[@mywhitenoise_]

Yes please!

[@The_Red_Pyramid_Thing]

Too much sugar Too much cake Not enough shortnin' bread Bake, Brain, bake.

[@altovisa5691]

It's great. He Turns it into a mantra. Anyone know the personal on this version?

[@jwhitt1776]

Banger

[@jeremiah5342]

Should have been on Love You Album with the heavy synthesizer, bass, and drums. This is the best version.

[@AlastairOttesen]

Came back for a mess of this bread and a Moog line 😤

[@rodbottomley4514]

Lets bread out man!! Keep on Shortenen the shortenen bread!! No wait!! Lets make it last forever!

[@phishphrenzi5551]

Dude the best

[@jmua8450]

I would pay to see the record company’s faces when they heard this.

[@DaddyWarbucksunlimited]

In Memory of summer of 77

[@TonyG75512]

This slaps

[@gmpitt71]

Kurt Russell circa early 80’s on the album cover lol😂. This is a Fever dream song.

[@brianbarlow4410]

this is the best

[@rorypreston7178]

So hypnotic

[@WallyBrando]

this is the greatest song of all time and also thinking about how good the alex chilton version that brian wanted would've been makes me really sad

[@didieryvonet]

Look at that perfect beard!!! À must!! What else?

[@giorgioc8551]

Ding yeah dang woo!

[@adamwaldron]

Ive given this song several chances….. still doesnt scratch the itch

[@catdoodlebug]

Greatest song of forever!!! lol So cool though..

[@brettrosenberg]

more like snortin bread, innit?

[@ygrol]

I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE MAN THIS GUYS NUTS!

[@rideon77]

I'm addicted to this

[@markanthony1843]

Brilliant

[@kennethklein2691]

Try listen to Mississippi John Hurt’s Delta Blues rendition from around 1920 - really chill.

[@bettyf8616]

This is great! Thanks !

[@juangomez-qi3bd]

The greatest song of all time

[@DaisyIsKing]

Do you happen to have the italian Disco-Mix too?

[@mirandahomemovies]

yes!

[@outsideofadream]

I need to use this in a movie.

[@brettrosenberg]

Bread-Hur?

[@shirtymop6463]

Is this a real 12" or are you just memeing?

[@johnwomble9204]

Dirty Mop gotta be a meme lol

[@brettrosenberg]

You can believe your eyes...and ears.

[@zachsmith3]

description says JK

[@JustinSosa]

Hey man, where oh where can I get a download of this? I wanna see if I can use this to beat Brian's "Be My Baby" record for songs on an endless loop.

[@paljardine1538]

now this is shortnin bread

[@sallybrown5089]

This is Long"in bread not shortin bread!

[@williamwright9079]

Wow! now i need some cool, cool water.

[@cranberryboy555]

Fun.

[@coolbro6969]

shortening forever

[@someunoriginalname299]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[@someunoriginalname299]

I’ve reached a conclusion: it can stay

[@sallybrown4947]

I forgot!? Was it mama or papa who loved shortin Bread?

[@jonchapple]

Where's this from? I want dis bread

[@harleymoore370]

I got shortening bread all up in my nose *Someone halp*

[@RobertCEakins]

Link vinyl plz

[@atr-wq2tv]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aYmvh4OKqbaeZrs

[@zachsmith3]

Not reel

[@epicur3an]

was this version on any of the official releases?

[@GamerNRetro]

Can anyone provide me a link to the record this is ripped from? Thanks in advance.

[@curtislowe3064]

A slice a “Shortening Bread “ was an inside joke with them about doing big Beach Boy rock star lines of cocaine. Lol. Mamma’s lil baby loves it. Haha. I wouldn’t mind a “slice”!

[@Sweet_Z_Official]

RIP Nelson Eddy

[@Bettyhtespaghetti]

Oh he ate

[@brianjones6072]

a toe tapper

[@copingdoping1170]

So this song has super sketchy origins which is unfortunate cause this is so catchy.

[@truthtransistorradio6716]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/omfblIt9fpmXl5osi=4IApM2eKdNx_cX_q I took this mix and made it a dance video using SNL footage! And a little Daniel Johnston at the end!

[@brettrosenberg]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hKTNe2yhadN0hqcfeature=shared

[@richardfroud8970]

Yawn!

[@someunoriginalname299]

Ok Richard 🙄

[@divisiondayproductions3710]

ok Boomer

[@damienf.7543]

I hope you do time eating Shortnin Bread

[@Mirandelorean]

Your punishment shall to listen to all versions and variations of Shortnin' Bread

[@Chris-jl4iv]

2024 and still pissed at Richard