Passive Aggressive Ways People Got Revenge - Part 1

[@BeAmazed]

If you have any stories you'd like to submit for future episodes please email me: revenge[at]beamazed[dot]com

[@kingofthedepths3513]

Someone parked in my space they s reamed bloody murder when I told them to move I put scented oil from the York dungeon into their air conditioning

[@stanenjoyer1890]

what happened to the silly artstyle i love :(

[@nathgoody5905]

This voice artist can do better

[@AvaDolan-y9q]

@@kingofthedepths3513 oh bro, no way. That’s hilarious, I’m dying laughing 😂

[@AvaDolan-y9q]

@@kingofthedepths3513 That’s so evil

[@leileyaravencroft]

4:11 - I actually have a similar story of revenge but my mom was the one who carried it out. When I was 8 years old, my mother lived in an apartment complex that did not provide an onsite laundry facility so we would often go to the laundry mat and walk around while we waited for our laundry to either be washed or dried. One day, we returned when we believed our laundry would be finished washing and we would then put it in the dryer to wash. Instead, we found our clothes on top of the next washing machine with the cycle still going with the remaining time on the machine. We ALWAYS returned on time as we didn't go very far and with the remaining time showing (let's say 5 minutes or so) told my mother that someone stole our wash cycle to do their own laundry. She was so angry, she bought a small bottle of bleach, opened the washing machine and dumped all of it inside. I asked her about it, you know understanding that what she did was wrong and she just shushed me and we took our clothes to the dryer and left the laundry mat again. When we returned we heard about the aftermath. A man returned to the washing machine not long after we left and PITCHED A FIT. He cursed and raved, throwing his clothes down onto the floor and demanded to know who had bleached his clothes. The laundry owner, a nice Asian woman whom we were on friendly terms with (she didn't know what we had done) told him to get out that he obviously had done something since she had been running the mat for many years and the only times someone's clothes were destroyed like that was because someone took another person's cycle. I learned a very valuable lesson that day. YOU DO NOT MESS WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S LAUNDRY!

[@panagea2007]

Our company had a floor with suites for visitors, like a very small hotel. Two women ran it and they didn't get along. The older woman was supervisor, and she would bring her clothes from home and use the washer and dryer. One day the younger woman dumped a bottle of bleach in the empty washer knowing the supervisor would be using it soon. The clothes were ruined of course, but the supervisor never knew what had gone wrong and never suspected her subordinate.

[@panagea2007]

This story jumps to the following year. The President of the company owned a suite in an apartment tower in Boston, and he asked me to go there and install a music system. The supervisor was there (she was in charge of cleaning the apartment weekly) but she would not let me in, even though I had a key. I went back and told the President this, and he made a call from the next room, so I did not hear it. But he asked me to go back, and this time she wasn't there. And the few more years I worked there, I never saw her again, but I never heard an explanation of why.

[@McKavian]

I was working in an assisted living home as a cook. One of the RNs was a two faced type - sweet as honey to your face, evil behind your back. So, I got fed up with what she was saying about me. One evening, she and the home's director were having dinner in my dining room. I bought out three plates. One for the director, two for her. When asked why the two plates, I said "One for each face." It got worse after that, but still worth it.

[@EcoAdvocate]

weaksauce

[@McKavian]

@@EcoAdvocate which part?

[@dorisp9127]

OUCH!

[@itwasaliens]

My favorite revenge story I saw was from a guy whose lunch kept getting stolen at work. One day he made fajitas and soaked them in ghost peppers. He was sitting at his desk when he heard some chic start screaming bloody murder. He walked over to see what was happening to find his fajitas right in front of the screaming woman. So satisfying

[@st.michaelthearchangel7774]

xD

[@gsainoy]

legend

[@Emiliapocalypse]

Revenge is a dish best served HOT! 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@talmoskowitz5221]

And three days later she received a built in reminder!

[@jewleeborrasca6924]

LoL That's just too good of a plan. It's like genius level, like life switched on to expert level.

[@nathanielnicholson559]

A coworker, who had majored in psychology and didn't seem to realize that anyone was onto his dark side and phony niceties, aways noticed when I was going through an episode of depression, no matter how under control I felt it was. He'd give me a firm slap on the back and tell me to "shake it off, buddy" in his dominant, patronizing way which is the opposite of comforting o helpful. One morning he came into work looking and feeling pretty crappy. A couple hours later he came near where I was working, leaned on a bench, groaned an angry stomach groan and mentioned that he wasn't feeling well at all. Yep, I did. I turned to him, smiled, gave him a real loving, firm swat on his back and said "shake it off, buddy". He ran to the restroom and by the time he came out he headed straight home. Never did tell me to shake it off again :)

[@kenisnedeker6024]

I worked in a beef processing facility in the late 80s. Someone kept eating my food out of the fridge in the cafeteria. So, I found out who it was, through word of mouth. I came to work the next day with brownies, made with exlax/chocolate icing. I also made it a point to make sure there was no toilet paper in any of the stalls in the men's bathroom. Sure enough, about 10 minutes before break, the guy snuck off the production line and crept into the cafeteria and ate all but 1 of the 4 brownies.... After break, he wasn't on the line for production. I called the supervisor over and suggested (with a giggle)he check in the restroom. The Supervisor came back about 20 minutes later laughing. Seems when he opened the door to the restroom, he heard the guy kind of whimpering. My supervisor asked if there was anything he could do and the guy said, please, just some toilet paper. He had pooped his pants and he had to get a ride home to change. Justice served.....

[@ramonhamm3885]

Should have left him some TP with itching powder in it.

[@buttercakes_12]

Hahaha 🤣🤣

[@drewbartley7328]

Good move had a night security guard used to steal cookies and stuff from my desk - made a bunch of " chocolate " chip Ex Lax cookies next morning S*** all over the bathroom. Never again.

[@saucerset12]

@@donniedarkoisthemostunderr4785 Laxitives usually take 6 to 12 hours to take affect. Suppositories can take 30 minutes. So unless he physically shoved a 'pill' up the co-workers butt, this story is full of 'feces'. ;)

[@MrSerendipity01]

Brilliant story. I would tend to favour the laxative deterrent all the time, very effective!

[@sylverwebsurfer788]

I worked with a colleague who was just the worst. He’s the guy that would harass you and eat your food. I noticed one day that he kept saying to customers “I’ll get my manager over here so that he can REGURGITATE what I just said.” He obviously meant the word “reiterate” lol. I loved the puzzled look on the polite customer’s face. I loved it even more that none of them corrected him. I kept hearing him say it and just so he’d keep saying it I used it. A big wig from upstairs in the company came down and asked him how his sales pitch goes and he used the word “regurgitate” again. Mr. Big Wig went semi smiling to a look of disgust and said “Regurgitate? I don’t think you’re using that properly. Oh my please tell me you haven’t been using that word with our customers.” Mr. Big Wig laughed at him and never took him seriously again

[@panagea2007]

I said to my manager at my first job, "X treats everyone like shit, does he treat the customers like shit too?" I don't think he particularly cared how X treated us, but thinking that it might be affecting his sales he wouldn't accept. X was soon gone.

[@meruliouslacrimens5154]

Once ( this was about 30 years ago ), i was a foreman gardener and one job was to mow extremely large lawns with a ride on mower. The lawn in question was a square surrounded on three sides by doubled fronted houses. I had a box mounted on the mower for removal of un-wanted objects spotted in the grass so i didn't wreck the blades by hitting stones etc. so i would collect them into the box to save walking all over the place. One morning i witnessed a front door opening and a large dog let out, which promptly left an enormous crap on the uncut grass and went back into the house and the door was then closed. I removed said crap with a trowel and replaced it on the front door step of the house and carried on cutting grass. All o.k. until lady of the house exited directly onto the same dogs crap on her doorstep, dog was then shouted at and woman put her shoes in the bin. Cutting the grass was much sweeter after that. Silent revenge.

[@ShadowGod715]

Well done!

[@Shebeast3]

🤣🤣 👏

[@ladyboywonder9139]

Just not for the dog tho

[@achtsekundenfurz7876]

The grass is always greener after the revenge

[@michaelkelly9715]

lol

[@budove58]

I had a neighbor from hell who used to drive into my grass as he drove by gassing his vehicle to make ruts. One day I was walking around in my yard with a pocketful of roofing nails and I think they slipped out because when I got back inside they were all gone. The next few times my neighbor spun out in my grass he ironically had flat tires. Interestingly he stopped doing it.

[@ladyboywonder9139]

That’s terrible! Did you ever recover your nails?

[@slcRN1971]

@@ladyboywonder9139 : 😆😆‼️

[@budove58]

@@ladyboywonder9139 Unfortunately, no. I should probably file a police report for stolen property because I'm pretty sure my neighbor entered my property to intentionally steal nails out of my grass with his tires.

[@ladyboywonder9139]

@@budove58 well, if I can do anything to help… It would be dishonest of me to testify as a witness . But I could recommend for example a “go fund me” to compensate loss and and psychological damages you may have incurred from the event . I hope none of nails were bent too , that would be horrible.

[@douglasdelveau4295]

And what happens when a neighbor kid or some poor dog steps on the nails. Seriously stu[id and irresponsible thing to do, and quite possibly illegal

[@andybreglia9431]

In high school, a friend had trouble with someone breaking into his locker and stealing parts of his homework and snacks including homemade fudge. Being a math hobbyist, he left a dummy math homework page with legitimate looking work and wrong answers. Some of the bogus equations had expressions that sneaked in division by zero. He also made up some homemade fudge which had a couple of bars of Ex Lax. In fifth period math class, the thief was at the blackboard and pooped in his pants in front of the entire class. He also got an F for that homework assignment and the lowest grade for that day's homework assignment.

[@scotthayes4135]

That's a GOOD one! Division by zero is not possible!

[@andybreglia9431]

@@scotthayes4135 I know this. My friend knows this. This apparently didn't know this or how to find it. Friend is a math hobbyist and taking beginning algebra because it is a REQUIRED course, could sleep through the lectures, and ace all the exams. At home, he was doing differential and integral calculus. He said you could write [expression] ÷ [(X+Y) - (X+Y)] and hide it in a bogus expression. I once saw a proof that 2=3. What made it work was Division by zero. In addition to pooping his pants while struggling at the blackboard in front of the entire class, our thief also demonstrated why he was brilliant on homework (except for the last one he stole) but wasn't worth feces on exams.

[@rosalindsongsmith3670]

What did the teacher think of all of this? I mean, trying to divide something by zero? And shitting his pants in the process as well! That’s just brilliant.🤣

[@juneebennett22]

My brother had to share a locker with his best friend. He would repeatedly smash my brother's sack lunch and think it was funny. We later found out that he was abused by his alcoholic mother who never bothered to make a lunch for him the way our Mom did. It was very sad.

[@subnau0424]

Dont like this comment because its at 69 likes

[@randomcoyote8807]

My supervisor at work insists that she gets to park in a spot with a nice shady tree during the summer. She says it's "hers" even though we don't have really assigned parking and if anyone else parks there she badgers them all day to move, whining to upper management and making everyone miserable until they move their car. On top of that, she constantly bullies her subordinates (myself and the other guy I work with, basically) to park outside the company lot in the public parking... saying that the company lot is for "supervisors". I found out one day that the parking spot she likes, next to the shady tree, technically is assigned to the IT guy, on paper. But he said he didn't like to park next to the tree because he got bird shit on his car. So I went out and bought a 5-pound bag of birdseed and shared it with our wild feathered friends out by the old parking lot tree. Her shiny red SUV looks a little less shiny these days.

[@Shebeast3]

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[@danwake4431]

I knew right away you didn't work with black females. If you had a black female co worker she would park in that spot every single day and relish it.

[@alexaviercomics4241]

Give this man a medal

[@michaelkelly9715]

hahahahahaha nice one

[@joeroyward6457]

Come by on a day when the company is closed and cut the tree down

[@shirleylake7738]

My parents had a duckling that was abandoned by its mother . The duckling grew up and never went back into the creek where it had come from. She used to hang out on my parents front lawn There were a couple of teenage girls who used to park at the front of the yard and then try to catch the duck. My dad had told them several times to leave the duck alone. In.order to stop them from coming around and harassing the duck my dad dug a trench in the grass at the top of his property where they would usually drive along.He covered it with grass clippings and.leaves. When the girls came by they drove there car into the trench .They had to call a tow truck to get the car out. Never saw them again.!

[@teedub127]

Someone kept taking peoples lunches, so I laced a roast beef sandwich with a box of ex-lax and told my boss that the culprit would show him/herself shortly. A few minutes later one of my coworkers flew out of the lunchroom headed for the restroom. Needless to say, when he finally left the restroom the boss was waiting for him with his last paycheck and escorted him off the property.

[@nephicus339]

Questionable. I've never seen ex-lax work fast enough for someone to barely be done eating it. Hell, most of them say to 'take before bed' mostly to avoid feeling the cramping, but also because it takes time to work.

[@tommysaulter9171]

@@nephicus339... But if you’re awake and working physically hard it only takes 3-4 hours. We had a similar incident take place in the mechanics shop of a refinery. Plus the stolen cake used 10 boxes of ExLax in the icing. Metabolism !

[@66tbird1]

Had a friend that treated women disrespectfully all the time. So I spent a year signing him up for every free sample of feminine hygiene product I could find. He still gets samples twenty years later. Drives him nuts and I bask in the schadenfreude.

[@ferdonandebull]

66tbird1 why would this drive anyone nuts? You get advertising mail all the time and just drop it in the trash. Your friend doesn’t even have to open the samples. He just drops them in the trash. An act that adults do without thinking about it..

[@66tbird1]

@@ferdonandebull Because he considers himself better the women and society is considering him a woman by the constant bombardment of products only used by women.

[@krane15]

Women don't need your help Chad. Or haven't you been paying attention?

[@devastomondiale2241]

So fake u can smell plastic from this comment.

[@sophierobinson2738]

I know this is late, but you should have done what I did--signed the guy up for subscriptions to gay magazines.

[@mikemccabe4768]

Years ago when we lived in the city, we were having problems with someone stealing our news paper. My wife, being awesome at Passive Aggressive revenge, got up before the Sun and loaded the newspaper with fresh dog poop and carefully put it back in it's rapper then placed it back outside. A couple of hours later the thief had struck again, the "loaded" newspaper was gone. Our newspaper was never stolen again. I love my wife!

[@99999myk]

I did the exact same thing except I don't own a dog. True to form, my paper was never stolen again.

[@Shebeast3]

👏 👏 👏

[@EvilTwin123]

Local papers are always filled with crap stories

[@edmunoz6524]

@@99999myk ew!

[@moonlighthowl]

@@99999myk hahahaha!

[@MrWoofie62]

When I was a kid in the 70s we had a good neighbour/friend who was a landscape gardener. During my school holidays, he was kind enough to give me a job so I had a bit of pocket money. One customer owed him quite a bit of money for a huge lawn which he had turfed with very expensive grass, (Imagine Bowling Green grade grass!) Anyway, This guy kept making excuses for not paying his by now, three months owed bill for the labour & turf cost's which my employer had to absorb at a loss to himself. The customer had frequently bragged about his Caravan which was his pride and joy and had often mentioned how he liked to go away in the summer months dragging his caravan around the Lake District etc. One day my boss picked me up for work with his Landrover and trailer loaded with all his gear and off we set straight round to the debtor's property. My boss told me that he'd heard the customer was away with his Caravan, so off we went with two more labourers and his Turf cutting machine and promptly lifted all the Grass back up, rolled it, stacked it on the trailer and then went to another job and relayed it at another property over the next week. But the best bit was before we left, he scattered & raked four box's of birdseed all over the now bare soil Lawn area AND all around the lovingly tended garden borders which were full of plants! Can you imagine the cost and time involved to rectify that little mess?

[@gongoozleriam9783]

What did the bird seed do?

[@bedlingtonbramble]

@@gongoozleriam9783 are you American by any chance?

[@gongoozleriam9783]

@@bedlingtonbramble yes am I matching a stereotype? Haha

[@baldeagle5297]

@@bedlingtonbramble Are you a self important prick by any chance?

[@TamponTea]

Im American and I'll admit 99% of us are idiots. 70% lazy fat couch potatoes

[@robinshane4661]

My husband, a mechanic at a car dealership, had a coworker who would get into his lunch 3-4 times a week and eat portions of all the items I packed for him. My husband asked him many times to stop doing it and the guy just got rude and laughed. If the guy was truly hungry, I would have sent food for him as well, but he was just being an a**hole and a bully. My husband is a pretty calm person, me…. Not so much. And don’t mess with what’s mine and my husband is mine. So one day I packed him two lunches with very explicit orders not to eat one of them. Sure enough he put the lunch on his box, like he did every day, and a-hole came by and stole it. Munching half of almost everything I packed for him. As usual he wasn’t even kind enough to rewrap the items he munched. My husband called me later and asked if I poisoned the lunch cause the guy was real sick. Now I would never poison someone. I didn’t want to hurt him, just teach him some manners and boundaries, I packed 2 chocolate brownies, made with chocolate X-lax, a ham sandwich with unflavored gelatin laxative in the mayo, a side of fruit sprinkled with hot salt. He crapped his brains out for a couple of days, and sh*t all over himself at work. He never said anything my husband, but he never took his lunch again either. He should have scheduled a colonoscopy, he was surely ready.

[@antonipalmagonzalez1374]

A very funny story.

[@nimarus3118]

Guess I'll chip in a story. The local electric company worked out a deal with a neighbor to build an access road. Nobody minded too much while they dug out the road. Then they started hauling gravel for the road. As usual, the trucks were overweight and destroyed our road. When confronted about it, they brushed it off with the usual "Not our fault the road can't take the load." They looked around and saw nothing but a bunch of country bumpkins. What they didn't realize was that they said that to the worst person they could have said that to...my dad. My Dad, before retiring, was Acting District Manager for The Department of Highways, Building 1. After retiring, they wanted to bring him back in under contract to replace another guy who basically authorized all utility projects within DOH right of way for the entire state. Over a lifetime working for DOH, he'd acquired connections with many people related to his job. My dad routinely nailed utility companies when they didn't follow procedures. How bad, I don't know. But he did tell me he was happy that most of the utilities were in my mom's name. So, dad decides to hit them, and he hit them hard. Dad called some of the people in DOH he did work for in the past. He spoke to some people and the battle plan was put into motion. They all came in to dump their trucks of gravel only to find a guy from weights and measures with a scale (My dad helped with the scales). When a truck is overweight, they issue a ticket to the company. If the weight is extremely over the limit, they also issue a ticket to the driver as they had to have known. This is to help protect the highway and roads from vehicles hauling cargo that's too heavy and damages the roads (State Property). A few days later, their boss gets a call from a man working for the Department of Highways and informs them they will be paying to have the entire road repaired and a fresh new layer of asphalt put down. If they didn't, they would be taking the deposit their company put down for the contract and the company wouldn't be allowed to put any of their vehicles on DOH property (such as all the highways within the entire state. Or something like that. What I do know is that they were told to basically pay for all damages or they wouldn't be allowed to operate any of their vehicles on any highway in the entire state. They would also lose their deposit, which was far more than the cost of the repairs. The company had a meeting in my neighbor's driveway, as that was the entrance to their new access road. Al the drivers were furious and the guys in polos and jeans were telling them to watch their truck weights until they could get the road fully cleared for gravel so they could approach from the other end instead of our side. My dad couldn't help but smile when he heard one of the drivers complaining "Who in the hell KNOWS people up this holler!?" They realized someone within this 1-mile stretch had a lot of connections and they didn't want to haul any rock on our road unless they had no choice. A random man asks the drivers to not overload their trucks and NOT damage the road that is needed by the families on this small road. They brush him off and ignore him. Cost their company and drivers fines. Nearly costs their company the deposit they put down with DOH and permit to operate their trucks on DOH right of way. So if a guy asks you to not damage the road, don't respond like an ass.

[@Shebeast3]

👏 👏

[@scottfreckle237]

that was just far too long and complicated to bother reading

[@michaelpeters8615]

Thank you for sharing😁😁😁😁

[@knightlypete]

@@scottfreckle237 I suppose it would be if you only have a 3rd grade education.

[@markhonea2461]

A great story and easy to understand.👍

[@kerri-jofehr2412]

My uncles used to build snow forts with their dad. They happened to be the bullies' target in their town. Time and time again their snow forts were demolished. One night my grandpa got them to spray the fort with water to make it icy. He let my uncles stay up and peak out the windows. They saw those poor kids kick with all their might and then limp back home.

[@gongoozleriam9783]

nice

[@itsparker4253]

Oooohhh revengeeeee

[@winniechu7866]

Sweet,hard revenge

[@wintertheampharos4725]

@@winniechu7866 sweet, cold, hard revenge.

[@ananamu2248]

Cool ! Literally ! I'll remember that one ....creativity wins every time with bullies

[@bloodandcarnage]

in the army, i was sharing a barracks room with 3 other guys. One of them kept drinking my sodas so I gave bottles to guys that chewed tobaco to spit in. Once they were all fuul (6 of them) I put them in the fridge. I was lucky enough to hear a sudden and very loud wailing and then puking when the thief cracked one open and guzzled it after coming in from a particularly hot day in southern georgia.

[@tonysuda9066]

🤣

[@Ame-no-SagumeFan]

My family was in the military, all the branches. (Except the Space force.) So, this made me laugh.

[@lindab.716]

My cousin’s wife came into the house and grabbed her FIL’s beer for a swig. He was using that can for a spittoon 🤣

[@peaceandlove33]

I had a neighbor in an apartment building who was always removing other people's laundry from the dryer before it was finished drying, even though we had a sign-up sheet noting what time we'd be finished and coming back to pick it up. One day I went down extra early and caught her in the act. I didn't say anything as I gathered my balled up pile of clothes from the table and watched her putting her stuff in the dryer, but I was pissed. (She also had a very nasty, entitled response when I mentioned the sign-up sheet.) Soooo on my way out I politely changed the setting to 'no heat' 😆😆

[@Human-Name]

Recently, I went to our town’s Schnucks store for groceries. My friend, the former manager, had recently quit this store due to her boss requiring impossible work hours with an understaffed department. They had three people doing the work of ten or more. This day I walked in to find that the department had only a single staff member working. Since I was still friends with a worker in another part of the store, I asked how they were doing without her. Turns out that the entire department had to be shut down for a few days because my friend had been the only one to keep personal records of the employee’s contact information that wasn’t on the computers. When those same computers crashed, losing basically everything, they couldn’t call workers to schedule them. Unless a worker called in to find out, they had no one to work for a while. The passive aggression comes in, when I later found out that they had tried to call my friend and ask for the contact information to which she replied that she wasn’t allowed to give away someone else’s information and that they should’ve hired more people to do the work. I think they should’ve kept better records. I hope they got in deep shit with corporate.

[@SnorrioK]

This sounds like the manager was embezzling somehow.

[@fredact]

Your friend's response was a good one, though she could have also offered to sell them to them.

[@nancymontgomery8897]

Ah, you're from the St. Louis area.

[@ailajanelleconcepcion6940]

Can you please make it shorter

[@nephicus339]

@@ailajanelleconcepcion6940 They fired the only person with contact information for the rest of the staffers. When called, she replied, "I can't give out personal information," and hung up. Short enough?

[@jimvandemoter6961]

In my old neighborhood we'ed pile leaves by the curb for pickup. People would drive through the piles scattering them. A neighbor piled up a bunch of cinder blocks and covered them with leaves. You can imagine what happened next.

[@panagea2007]

After my cousin and I finished raking my grandfather's leaves into a pile 5 feet high, the neighborhood jerk decided to dive into it. Turns out leaves aren't particularly bouncy, especially when they're wet. He broke his nose, split both lips, and fractured his wrist.

[@Someonecalledeli]

Someone got a broken toe.

[@jimvandemoter6961]

@@Someonecalledeli I said 'drive' as in a car. The speed limit on our street was 35mph. Try to imagine driving a car at at least 35mph and hitting a stack of cinderblocks. Bye bye car.

[@rapidojade3646]

@@panagea2007 i mean it's a huge pile of leaves. who wouldn't be tempted to jump in 🤣

[@ls190v2]

Crash.

[@christy032866]

Bully revenge- when my brother and i were around 11 & 12, we were thrilled when we had a blizzard that shut down our town. We made HUGE snowmen in our tiny front yard. The neighbor was a drug dealer and his little brother was a bully. He would knock our snowman over and stomp our igloo until it collapsed. We had a tree stump right next to the street, so we decided to build another huge snowman around our stump. The bully came over the next morning. We were waiting! He reached backwards with his foot to give our snowman the biggest kick that he could... promptly breaking his foot!!!😂🤣😅 He is serving life in prison, btw. Karma, ya gotta love it!😎

[@Lando-cb9ol]

Almost the same thing happened in KY last year: snowman vs. truck. Snowman won - kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJfbeHaVi7Jpr6c

[@t54760]

Wow life in prison for kicking a snowman, that's one tough neighborhood.

[@joemag6032]

@@Drummerboi_2002 , you don't see the logical fallacy in blaming the "deadbeat dad" ? How many generations back do we shift the blame ? To paraphrase you : Remember deadbeat dads aren't born they're created and you gotta remember that they're going through a rough time .

[@joemag6032]

@@t54760 , the snowman had political connections.

[@kth5077]

Tom Open ... 😂... I was just about to make that exact same comment. - Great minds think alike, I guess.

[@johnkidd1226]

During the energy crisis in the 70's, people were putting in brick chimneys and wood fireplaces. My boss collected partial payments as the work progressed but got stuck for the final 20% a couple of times. He would mortar a pane of glass 3 or 4 rows from the top of the chimney and wait for the call when their house filled with smoke the first time they started a fire. If they paid, he would take a hammer and break out the glass. If not, they would have to pay someone else to find and fix the problem.

[@robertgraybeard3750]

L O L

[@budove58]

Wow, that's good!

[@jdsim9173]

All fun and games until he gets charged with manslaughter

[@jeffzebert4982]

Unfortunately, this is a prank that can KILL the victim(s)! This is because fireplace smoke contains carbon monoxide -- a deadly, toxic gas that is colorless and odorless! It doesn't take long for enough carbon monoxide to fill a room to make its occupants sick and even unconscious. Here's some dialogue from "Perfect Disaster: Ice Storm" between a doctor at an emergency shelter and a firefighter who just rescued someone from a carbon monoxide-filled house: *Firefighter:* I found this guy unconscious in his house. Been heating it with a portable barbecue grill. Nice and toasty in there. *Doctor:* Carbon monoxide. You might have inhaled some, too. How are you feeling? *Firefighter:* Just a little headache. *Doctor:* That's the first sign. Please sit over there.

[@johnkidd1226]

@@jeffzebert4982 See earlier reply to another 'rocket scientist'.

[@tammydearhouse4415]

My father worked with a guy who would angle park across 3 spots so no one would park beside his mid-life crisis car. He'd been told not to (the parking lot wasn't that big and other workers ended up having to park on the street because if him). After a week of this my father executed awesome PA revenge. He went to a fast food place for lunch and bought like 5 extra orders of fries. When he got back to work, he emptied the containers of fries all over the roof and hood of the mid-life crisis mobile. By quitting time the seagulls had done what seagulls do. All the fries were gone and the car was absolutely COVERED in bird droppings.

[@jazzfree1541]

My favourite so far. I gotta remember that one.

[@GLACIOUS13]

Lol! As I was reading, I thought the reveal would be the salt doing something to the paint. The end was way better. No evidence. Great one!

[@ViveSemelBeneVivere]

Priceless! LMAO!

[@bettiesnyder8393]

HA HA HA!! I love it!

[@sarceneaux2010]

Tammy Dearhouse I’m using this one!

[@justsittinhere72]

My 14 year old daughter put salt in the sugar bowl as an April fool's joke hoping to see my expression as I tasted my morning coffee. The joke was on me and her. She was getting ready for school and left the kitchen at the moment I gagged on the coffee. I poured it down the drain, made a fresh cup and walked around drinking my coffee like nothing was wrong. The expression on her face was priceless. She's now 43 and we still laugh about it.

[@MetalFan10101]

Found the sugar canister empty one night, filled it with table salt for no reason at all. I missed the carnage however waking up the next morning and seeing the look on my brothers face and a full bowl of cereal on the counter was priceless.

[@Spinningchid]

Wow that’s cool

[@marielam590]

How old are u too now?

[@silentrider2145]

well, black coffee and some salt, some elder here like that just like a medicine they said, really waking you up in the morning, haha

[@homeschoolhd596]

You utter badass

[@shieldwolf8093]

I got vengeance on a coworker that was stealing people's lunch by adding nasty food and those trick nasty jellybeans. She then got pissed and complained to the manager about the prank. She was fired for stealing people's lunch

[@RogbodgeVideo]

Could have been worse - there could have been barbecue sauce ice cream in there!

[@paradoxtatorstudios9681]

Bruh imao😂

[@charlottet7379]

Awesome she got fired - and how STUPID and ENTITLED do you have to be to think you can complain WHEN YOU ARE THE ONE STEALING 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ good Lord an idiot, fantastic to hear you got revenge for the whole office ☺️👌

[@gennymikel4296]

I bought some of those jellybeans as a joke for a friend of mine, and he liked the damned things and wanted more.

[@shieldwolf8093]

@@gennymikel4296 that's nasty

[@strgazerlilly]

My best example of passive aggressive revenge. 😡 I had someone who was slashing my tires every week at work and couldn't figure out who it was because they were wearing gloves. So I talked with security and they had me park in a very particular place and had unmarked police cars all around my car. The only person who walked up to my car had a big knife but got scared off by the cameras so they couldn't prosecute her. She didn't mess with my car again but I was out several thousand dollars and I wanted revenge something awful 😑 so I went down to the fish market on my day off and bought 5 pounds of shrimp. She happened to be working that day and had left her car unlocked. I hid the shrip every where! In her vents, under her seats but up in the springs so she couldn't see them just by looking, in her speakers, behind the plastic that went down the sides inside her car. I pulled it inside her door panels, shoved some in she shifter, under her hood, under her spare tire. And waited. As they started to rot she began to stink 😂🤣 she couldn't figure out what was causing the smell and she couldn't afford a new car, the guys in our maintenance department found a few of the shrimp and told her it would be ok then bit it kept getting worse 🤣😂🤣 she had to put up with it until they quit stinking on their own and that too a good while 🤣😂🤣😂 I know it was evil but best $10.00 I ever spent!😈

[@aaronsweet8032]

You got shrimp at $2 a pound? Nice

[@gabrieldiaz6792]

Nice 👍

[@S.huddo-db3ew]

Hell yeah

[@Blue_butterfly278]

Dammmm you are savage man😂 😂😂

[@jackhemsworth7515]

​@@aaronsweet8032who said it was good shrimp

[@dirtyfrench2926]

The best passive aggressive revenge I've ever gotten: When I was 17 I was locked up in a group home in Southern Utah and was only given $20/mo. for hygiene products. I had my bodywash and noticed someone else was using a LOT. I asked everyone in the group home and they all denied using it. At this point there wasn't much left... so I PISSED in the bottle and watched the rest of it disappear. After it was all gone I told everyone what I'd done... turns out ALL THREE of the people that used that bathroom were all using it. They tried to tell on me and get me in trouble at which point I got to remind the staff that it was mine to pee in, I'd asked nicely to stop, and it sucks to be a thief. I didn't get in any trouble lol... but I did get the last laugh!

[@lariemunoz873]

I grew up in foster care & group homes,so I know what they're like. HELL FU*K'N YEAH!!!

[@bruhdude4243]

Why isn’t this the top comment?

[@dirtyfrench2926]

@@bruhdude4243 Because I made the comment a month ago on a year old video. True story though... they washed their faces/bodies with a mixture of body wash and my piss.

[@priestchase9341]

@@dirtyfrench2926 Sounds gross, but I'd say it was worth payback! I remember I used to get accussed by a certain @$$hole kid that kept saying, "He said he's gonna punch me in the face" and "He threatened to break my arm!" I decided enough was enough. I made the perfect idea for revenge! I used purple marker on my one eye lid looking like a bruise, and I even used a fake arm that would make the broken arm look real! And the next day, I asked to go to the bathroom, and then I disguised myself as being beaten hard! Then I went for the kill and told the teachers, "That guy beat me down for no reason!" And the teachers immediately reported to the principal, and he was suspended for 3 weeks! My plan worked like a charm! And ever since then, he never accused me from assault ever again! :)

[@jackjones2454]

Priest Chase, my god that sounds like a truly creative way to get revenge.

[@lexalford5956]

I had a metal working shop when my neighbor came to me and asked if I could help him stop people from driving through his field they were driving over the fence and then doing donuts in the middle of the hay that he was bailing for money. This was costing him hundreds every time they had done it and hay cutting was about to start so I said I have a idea I took a piece of gas pipe and some rebar I cut the rebar at a angle then welded it on the pipe creating three Lines of spikes so that one line was always up no matter how you turned it. Told him to place it under his fence and throw some leaves over it haha. The jerk did it again but didn’t get any donuts because of four flat tires. Actually it was expensive muds tires and they were shredded

[@xsir_diablox3113]

What happened afterwards

[@dewitthobson2279]

Good job.

[@lydia2366]

That’s awesome!!

[@JoeJoJ]

This is another level of evil

[@lexalford5956]

Mazen Saber which part driving through the hay field and destroying all of his hard work and money for the hay he had to buy so he could feed the cows over the winter. Or my idea to stop him from getting away with it haha. I never said that I was a nice guy when it comes to it. I have a dark side and enjoy it when I get to let it out and not get into trouble for it

[@NastarNordmire]

I used to work at a restaurant as a prep cook. The dishwasher was the only person left from when I first joined back in the mid 1990's. Since I was in 2 hours before the dishwasher I kept that area going until he arrived, mainly because I brought a lot of dirty pots and pans over every morning. At one point he decided to start talking about how much he hated working with me. I knew saying anything to the manager or even to him would do no good. So taking everything into account I decided the best way to get my point across was to quit helping him. Over the next couple of weeks I did not get his area started for him nor did keep things running so he always came in to a big mess. I normally bring items back to my area when I took dirty items to his area, I quit doing that also. After those 2 or 3 weeks of this and knowing that I was the only one that helped him normally he was looking rather miserable. I pointed out about what he had been saying and then what happened as a result. I stated that I had been helping because I could not because I had to. He apologized and we worked like we used to. I never had issues with him again.

[@helmutschmacher2100]

For 3 years a co worker kept stealing my orange juice from the fridge and then topped it up with water. I caught on to it in the first week. For the rest of those 3 years he was only stealing 50% of my orange juice, the other 50% had already passed through me.

[@silentkhaos1176]

Took me a second to figure out what you meant. Gross dude, but nice one

[@sierrajohnson717]

I don’t believe he didn’t taste the piss

[@sierrajohnson717]

For 3 solid years

[@localreviewking134]

i glad you did not bring in chocolate cake to work

[@carstenphillips436]

Honestly I'd have made it a third vodka

[@jeffhorne2501]

Some friends and I went and ate at a local buffet once. Our server was rude, verbally declined to fill our drinks, telling us rudely "hang on, I'm busy!" as she talked to a family next to us. We could hear from where we were sitting, it was not work related, as she talked about her personal business to the family, even commenting on some of the names of the people. We politely tried to get her attention. This time she huffed, told us very rudely again, " I said hang on! I'm busy!" And continued her conversation. By now the family called it to her attention, but she just waved us away, and said "I'll get to them in a minute", and continued with her conversation. Apparently one of her co workers saw it, attended to us instead, and apologized for her. We got waited on , and made sure the waitress got the tip. (About $50.00 if i remember correctly.) The three of us then left. As we left, we saw our waitress being gotten on to by the manager, and then angrily slamming dishes in one of the plastic crates they use to clear tables with. The waitress who helped us, her jaw was still dropped, and she thanked us repeatedly. But we told her it was her that should be thanked. (100% true story!)

[@daydenthedemonsamurai8865]

Most people spell my name wrong so tell them that my name doesn't binag with ie

[@Moldovallan1618]

@S. KO If your waitress was talking to someone else and not focusing on work, what would yo do?

[@imapotaytoya4061]

Once when I was 6 I made a fort in my front yard my Barbara of a neighbor said these words “ take that down you little devil or I’ll call the cops on you” yes she actually said that to a 6 yr old. So when she came back 1 hour late the fort had doubled true to her word she called the cops they showed up 5 minutes later and SHE got arrested for wasting time

[@fnaflover1209]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@meridgey]

Years ago I'd have a bottle of coke at work for myself and someone would drink from it. I noticed it was a common occurance so one time I decided to drink half a bottle of coke and pour black olive juice in afterwards. I had a small sip myself to see what it tasted like. Absolutely horrible. That sure taught them a lesson. XD

[@americankulak2294]

My dad is an awesome guy. When I was in the middle school cafeteria some older kids would come by and "pop the bag" by smashing my lunch flat. This happened for the first month When my dad found out, he went out to the shop and he said, this is your lunch tomorrow. Sure enough, they came by to do it again. As soon as they hit my lunch the older kid started screaming in pain. My dad had put a board in the sack with nails sticking out of it. That waa awesome.

[@johnd5398]

Never happened

[@PanzerVIILowe]

Doubt this.

[@davidgordy7766]

So your dad used a piece of wood with nails sticking out to intentionally injure a child? Doubt it.

[@nephicus339]

Nope.

[@gianfeliciano9816]

@@PanzerVIILowe And You

[@crypticeye4743]

Love how its called passive agressive...yet some of these are just straight SAVAGE

[@HippieInHeart]

lmao true

[@buford1121]

I used to be a bartender and some guy ordered a shot of Wild Turkey. The owner always wanted us to pour a good shot so we always used a rock glass. I poured and and he looked and said "That's not a full shot" I said " I am so sorry"! I pulled out a shot glass, filled it from what was in the rock glass and drank the rest ! He had no out :)

[@tiffanyshanley1419]

I've done my fair share of passive aggressive revenge. Nothing that's ever hurt anyone. One of the best things was revenge against my father's girlfriend. She was not a good person and basically sponged off my dad, lied to him, said rotten things about us and my mother, among other crap. I used to stay at his house on weekends. The girlfriend (she didn't live there) had a book she was reading left out with the page marked, so I knew she was really into the book. I had thought about peeing in it or something. But came up with a better idea. I ripped out the very last page of the book. Folded it up, stuck it in my pocket, and then gave it to my mom. She still loves telling that story. Probably happened around 30 years ago 😝

[@pineforest1442]

Oh man. The only thing better would have been her face as she realized the last page was missing.

[@sharkjirachan7653]

Omg that is so savage

[@sharkjirachan7653]

She will never know the end 🤣

[@SquirrelsTree]

Moving the bookmark a few pages woulda helped

[@rickroll4058]

@@SquirrelsTree Yeah but she still would finish the story.

[@WallaceDunn]

I had a co-worker kept stealing my lunch, and my cotton work gloves. For the lunch I made a very yummy cat turd burrito. In fact I made five of them, and tucked them away in my lunch box. Never had lunch stolen again. For the gloves I took some wicked stickers from the yard and dropped a few down inside the fingers of the gloves. On that one I heard him yell, I had loaded that glove with like 30 stickers. It tore his fingers up pretty good. Not only when he put his hand in, but again, when he tried to pull it out.. I found out later it was the same guy that kept stealing my lunch too!

[@ruparupichannel8459]

Customur: is thisnmy coffe Barrista: i dont know doesn't have a name Roast of the day

[@cyanideytcuriousseadoggo]

That is just being a savage

[@madhatter909]

@@cyanideytcuriousseadoggo lmao

[@lovinlife6941]

I am Canadian and I tip on the service, having someone tell me how much to tip doesn't sit right with me at all. If I get bad service....no way am I going to tip good!!!

[@Rashed1255]

I think tipping shouldn’t be needed, the servers should be paid enough by their employers in the first place

[@dinushapathirana6065]

Don't they have a service charge Here it's 10 percent generally And we tip only if we feel like Generally not doing isn't a big deal

[@Rashed1255]

Dinusha Pathirana from what I hear it’s different per culture, in some places it’s rude to not tip, in others it’s rude to tip, in some don’t care, I’m in one that doesn’t care. I think that the company is bad if the workers need tips.

[@omnigod6435]

@@Rashed1255 Plus it's bullshit they earn base pay plus tips whereas the people who do the actual work and actual cooking only get base pay and their the ones busting their asses slaving away. These servers act like they have it so tough carrying plates to tables. Omgs you had to carry a plate 20 feet and set it down, you must work so fucking hard and deserve a tip.... e.e If you're feeling generous, tip the cooks, they're the ones who actually did the work and cooked your food for you. All your server did was carry it across a room. I honestly don't see how they are worthy of tips. Sure they may have to deal with a bitchy customer here and there but cooks are constantly being yelled at in the kitchen. Servers don't have to deal with anywhere near the amount of stress the cooks do and yet they have this bullshit sense of entitlement. EARN your tip by providing excellent service or doing something special, not just carrying shit to a table. Unless you're willing to go the extra mile, you don't deserve a tip just for writing down an order, standing around until it's done, then walking it to them. Get the fuck over yourselves servers! Cooks are more worthy of those tips than you or anyone else in the restaurant!

[@rockhound4559]

@@omnigod6435 I was a server at a fine dining restaurant in the early 2000's. We all got paid $2.13 an hour (under minimum wage) and we had to tip 3% of our total sales to the buser, 1% to the expo and 1% to the bartender. This means if I sold $1000 in food I had to automatically tip out $50. And the rest of the staff got paid well above minimum wage, plus got a percent from the servers. I also travelled an hour to work and an hour home, no gas money, no service charge for me. If you've never served food in this type of atmosphere, then you have no idea how stressful it can be. If a table skipped out on their $100 meal, I had to pay for it. If they got drunk and forgot what they ordered and claimed the food was wrong, I had to pay for that, too. You also, have to claim 10% of your sales as claimed tips wheather you made that amount or not, which was taxed and left us with a weekly check of 0.00, not joking. And some people just like to treat you like trash for an hour long experience and tip you nothing, while you play a juggling act between your other 5 tables of customers.. Its different than taking a quick order one on one at a fast food chain during a 2 minute exchange. You'd probably appreciate the service better and tip if you've done it yourself, if not, than maybe stick to fast food and buffets.

[@gpcoins539]

We had a person that did let their dog do its business in a neighborhood I lived in. She refused to clean it up. I got even, well after being angry. I went to all the other neighbors and asked if this was going on in their yards as well. Turns out it was. I asked if I could clean it up for them. I took about 15 lbs of the offending poo, about 4 weeks worth, and dumped it on her porch, rang the bell, and told her I was returning her dogs property. She never did it again.

[@palidengamer2540]

FATALITY

[@davidshaner94]

Your experience is SO similar to mine... Next door neighbors, a young couple, had two or three BIG dogs. Instead of letting them out into their back yard (these were fenced off) to “do their business”, they let them out onto the front lawn(s), which were not fenced. Needless to say, the dogs never relieved themselves on their front lawn, but onto the next-door neighbor’s lawns, and of course, they never cleaned up after their animals. Quickly tiring of cleaning off my lawn, one day, in broad daylight, making sure all of the neighbors could see what I was doing, I scooped up all of the “calling cards” and dumped it in one big pile on their front lawn. End of story? None of the neighbors were ever stuck cleaning up after the couple’s dogs again, as the dogs were never let out on the front lawns.

[@joanthomas6047]

Paliden Gamer n

[@laurenangeletti5744]

I did this exact same thing in my apartment complex however I just collected all the dog poop that was not cleaned up without asking and put it on his back porch where he sat every afternoon.

[@NoWay-gy4yg]

Save your bacon/hamburger grease. Pour it on the turds. Laugh as dog walker looks in horror as their dog eats the yummy turds.

[@clumsypuff]

I had a roommate that would use all my shower products. I told him several times to stop, he refused. I even hid it in my room and he would still use it then deny it.....maybe put it back in my room if you don't want to get caught lol. Any way I got tired of it and replaced conditioner with nair hair remover...... he loved his hair so much, said it was his best feature...... lmao well not when you have bald spots. He finally stopped using my stuff.

[@rn-zu5ld]

Should've put bleach in it

[@NOKORUS_The_Eldritch_One]

@@rn-zu5ld no a hair removal product just to nail the point home

[@omnigod6435]

That's some funny shit. I love it. I'll keep this is mind someday if I ever have shitty roommates.

[@iguanamisbeaver3280]

shouldve put gliter in it

[@RhianRece]

That's awesome mate

[@awizardalso]

We had an employee where I used to work at, steal other employees food from the refrigerator where we would put our food. We kept finding our food missing. Somebody brought chicken wings made with ghost peppers. It didn't take long to find out who was the lunch thief, After stealing the wings and started to eat one, they screamed and ran to the rest room and puked.

[@panagea2007]

My coworker did something similar, he put hot peppers in food that someone was stealing. When found out, he was threatened by HR for poisoning people. He took a bit of the food, shrugged, and said, "That's the way I always make it." He kept his job. Later he told me it was the hottest thing he had ever eaten and he could barely keep it out of his expression when he did it. The stealing stopped after that though because the thief got fired for theft of people's food.

[@grumblebumofoz7511]

Years ago I made a chocolate cake for a friend's birthday and my roommates ate it,so I made another chocolate cake with 3 boxes of chocolate Laxettes in it and left it in the fridge....needless to say my roommates who ate that 1 were not happy at all..=)

[@zrex808]

As young teens, we worked Youth Conservation Corp in the Everglades. One counselor, "Charles", would always help himself to goodies from care packages. Tired of his cockroaching, we melted chocolate laxatives on 4 brownies, cut the rest in half leaving the biggest tainted. As predicted, uninvited Charles sweeps in & grabs brownies, big brownies. He always wore distinct vertical striped bell bottom jeans and got pretty mad when he heard us laughing, recognizing his pants around his ankles in the latrine. Def curbed his behavior.

[@parisinthe30sx]

That happened on that 70s show, except with brownies.

[@elanrg]

zrex808 r/pettyrevenge

[@zrex808]

@@elanrg Adult vs 10th graders...yep, fair fight.

[@jeannierusso2134]

They got what they had coming 2 them. . No one should be stealing anyone else is cake sandwiches chicken dinners and so on. . If it's not your food don't eat it.. unless of course you are invited 2 eat it. . I definitely would not have wanted to be around that house the next day or evening

[@rickroll4058]

Bully revenge story: So last year at my old school I had 6 classmates and one of them was annoying as heck. She is a big narrator mostly talking about her life. She would also talk when we were working and she would insult us. Our teacher was the annoying kids cousin which made things a whole lot worse. My other classmates felt the same pain of having to deal with her EVERY DAY. So one day my class was eating snacks and then the annoying classmate was of course was narrating BUT she said that she goes to a therapist. But then I thought of a perfect response to that line. It felt like karma told me to say it. I said "Is it working?". And here's what happened: Everybody except the annoying classmate laughed INCLUDING the TEACHER and then one of my classmates said "AJ that was the most perfect response". What happened next was that the annoying classmate lowered her insults and talking in class. But she still was a narrator but it was easier to deal with her. I felt like a god after saying that.

[@robpetersen6584]

A co-workrer said that at his previous job his lunch was constantly stolen from the lunch room fridge, so one day he made his tuna fish sandwich from cat food, his lunch was never stolen again.

[@acuteteacher]

When I was a teacher, I brought from home a small fridge to use in my room. I told students they were welcome to store their perishable lunch items in there if they wished and a few took me up on it, but I mainly had it for my own convenience. I would bring my own Mt. Dews to have on hand for myself because the cafeteria charged an outrageous price for their soft drinks. If I started on a drink and didn't finish it by the end of the day, I would put the half-empty bottle back in the fridge so it would be cold the next morning. Sometimes I'd open a fresh one instead of continuing with the previous day's drink. Then I would have several open bottles. Because I'm such a penny pincher, sometimes I would pour several bottles together to make a full bottle, cap it, refrigerate it, and drink it later. That's gross, I know, but stay with me. At some point I realized that someone was taking some of my drinks. I announced to all of my classes what I suspected had happened and I warned them about my habit of drinking from a bottle and putting it back in the fridge. Even the people who had not taken one of my drinks were turning a shade similar to my Mt. Dews at the thought of drinking after their old teacher. I couldn't tell for sure who it was that had been the guilty party, but I never had another drink taken out of my fridge after that! (These were 16, 17, and 18 year-olds, btw.)

[@norabrandt4078]

When I was 8 yrs. old I had the mumps, my mom was on welfare. Trying to pays bills, keep me fed, healthy, and a roof over our heads on $500, even in 1984, was no small task. The month I had the mumps was really really cold driving the gas bill up to almost $200. We got a shut off notice for the 1st of the next month, the same day she got her welfare check in the mail, but also a Saturday and no banks or even the gas office would be open. Mom called Wednesday that week to explain asking them to wait until Monday and also siting a then law that no vital utility could be shut off with a legitimate ill child in the home. The company said no problem. But this wasn't the case, the next morning, wanting to get a jump on the weekend, they shut off our gas. That Monday she did as she said she would and took the full payment into the office, tried to pay the bill but the clerk refused payment. Mom decided to pay nearly $200 in unrolled pennies. The manager refused as well, and at that time in Oregon if you tried to make a legit payment on something and the place refused to take it, then your was paid in full. Mom took it court and won.

[@springtrapnibba]

English please

[@gonereducedtoatoms7393]

M Detlef why are you calling people idiots when your one yourself? illiterate child

[@scottwpilgrim]

@M Detlef I can understand the op perfectly. You however, I needed a gorilla to translate for me.

[@scottwpilgrim]

Yeah, I'm familiar with this law for ill children and/or dependants. You give the power company your doctor's name and number, then they follow up with the doctor to confirm the illness. I like how your mom dealt with the company and the pennies. That's some serious finesse you don't see anymore.

[@retali8195]

@@springtrapnibba Right! I had a whole seizure trying to read that lmfao.

[@TheWombat2012]

Had a guy on a school band trip who kept stealing everyone’s chocolates and lollies. The singer sat beside me on the bus at one small town and showed me she had bought chocolate Laxettes brand laxatives at a nearby chemists shop near the bus stop. The thief came along and asked if he could have a piece. She handed him six squares of the chocolate. At the next stop for the night an hour or so later, the thief started to look decidedly uncomfortable, he SPRINTED for the school toilets, and was in there for about two hours. We honestly thought we’d killed him. The package of the medication said that an adult dose was one and a half to two squares. He had eaten six squares…😂😂

[@tiffanys.soonerbaby6194]

A bill collector who repeatedly called our home trying to collect a debt from my husband’s grandmother & we repeatedly informed them of her death. They didn’t believe us & sent a bill collector to our residence. In turn we sent them to grandma’s new residential address...the cemetery‼️‼️‼️ We never heard from them again...wonder why❔❔❔😇🤣🤣🤣

[@zerocats1]

M Detlef r/wooosh

[@davidlpz1]

What a good revenge

[@mariapilgrim7399]

@M Detlef shut up

[@Numberonesambatukamfan]

Good

[@jesselam8576]

Hmm.. I wonder why?

[@jakeo1209]

Oh, I love it. My son used to work at Radio Shack when he was in his teens. Once in a while, he would get an obnoxious customer. Now, my son is an easy-going kind of kid. He doesn't get upset over anything. He doesn't take things personally. He tells me, "A woman came in and she was on the rampage, snapping at everyone, being nasty. We are all polite. We are all saying, how can we help you. She buys a bunch of electronics and comes to pay for it. I ring her up and off she goes. And I am standing there smiling." Why are you smiling? "We had promotions on almost everything she bought and I also had some coupons that I could have given her. I didn't offer any promotions. I didn't scan any coupons. She paid at least $80 more than she would have if she were just in a better mood." How is that for passive-aggressive?

[@bontronblock]

This story could be one sentence. It sucks.

[@briguy808]

@@bontronblock lmao agreed

[@bontronblock]

@@briguy808 friends

[@AnkitShai]

@@bontronblock you must be really fun at parties.

[@bontronblock]

@@AnkitShai fun** your wife or partner (2020 afterall) is a 2/10, 100%. Have FUN making the ugliest offspring ever created.

[@KingLutherQ]

Someone keeps getting my coke in the company fridge even it was labeled. Got tired of it, and put in soy sauce in the coke bottle. Bingo next day!

[@linabasilisk1955]

Looking through these comments, I am struck by how many people never seemed to have learned to keep their boogerhooks off what doesn't belong to them. When I was in a living situation where I doubted the willingness of others to keep their meathooks off some my stuff (small items, I hid them in my sanitary supply packages. Since the individuals were male and seemed to have a wholly irrational phobia/disgust of unused sanitary supplies it was quite effective.

[@arthurjackson7746]

Funny story. And thank you for the new addition to my vocabulary. I've never heard the word boogerhooks before. I think I will laugh every time I recall that.

[@sternis1]

A classic (which I'm sure has happaned to more than one person): My great grandfather apparently always put salt on his food, even before tasting it. One day, his wife had enough and emptied all of the salt into his food (she had prepared food for herself and their kids on the side). He put salt on his food, before tasting it, and then proceeded to eat it, not changing his face at all. After that, he stopped putting salt on before tasting.

[@KazShiro]

I don't see how that warrants payback.

[@dragonlord1935]

@@KazShiro Yeah, it seems like the wife needed to (ironically enough) just put some more salt in the food. Your great grandpa sounds like a real gentlemen because I know a lot of people who would openly mock the cook instead of silently adding more salt.

[@AussieChic968]

I used to salt food before tasting it as a kid because I knew my mother always cooked bland, boring tasing food that always needed extra salt and pepper but she got annoyed when my father agreed with me she had "no sense of taste". She just calmly picked up about 250g of salt, poured it into my soup and said "How does that suit you? Eat it and be grateful or starve!" I wasn't go to do either. My father read my mind and said "Come, Princess. This is a lousey restaurant.... Let's go get a counter meal down the pub....Where it tastes like proper food...." I don't think some people can taste if food is salty enough or not. She never put salt on anything but sugar on everything. I never add sugar to anything but I must have salt and pepper and often, also sourness. But hate excessive sugariness eg cakes, biscuits, ice-cream etc.

[@6980869]

Of course, unscrewing the cap works too

[@danwake4431]

I think when people get older they start to lose their sense of taste. I watched older people go from not using any seasoning to a little, to more, then to a lot. It's possible he was just compensating for his loss of taste. Not deserving of a prank like that.

[@daveshobbysfishingfoodtrav7732]

We live in a condo. I have a neighbour that would sweep their dog hairs into the hallway and pile it up on my side of the hall. I kept asking nicely for them to remove it. But they kept doing it. I asked the building admin, again no action. One day i got fed up took several pictures, picked up all the dog hair in a bag and went to the admin where i emtied the contents on their table counter. I said if you dont do anything to make them stop leaving their dog hair in the hall way i will bring the dog hair to you every day. The next day. No more dog hair in the hallway 😄

[@GLACIOUS13]

Excellent! Well played, sir!

[@talhatariqyuluqatdis]

That is honestly extremely reasonable. You did the right thing for sure in my opinion.

[@taleandclawrock2606]

Outstanding.

[@smiel__]

😂

[@antoniolau8762]

I had a metal working shop when my neighbor came to me and asked if I could help him stop people from driving through his field they were driving over the fence and then doing donuts in the middle of the hay that he was bailing for money. This was costing him hundreds every time they had done it and hay cutting was about to start so I said I have a idea I took a piece of gas pipe and some rebar I cut the rebar at a angle then welded it on the pipe creating three Lines of spikes so that one line was always up no matter how you turned it. Told him to place it under his fence and throw some leaves over it haha. The jerk did it again but didn’t get any donuts because of four flat tires. Actually it was expensive muds tires and they were shredded

[@lorettatayor5840]

My mother made a casserole with dog food in it& told us not to touch it. When my brother in law came & raided the fridge as usual, he ate the casserole & got sick. Never again did he help himself to our food. Oh yea, she told him it WAS dog food.sweet.

[@joemann7971]

That would be risky to do in 2021. You could possibly get sued. Of course, you could always argue that it was meant for the dog as a defense. Lol

[@phillipwalker8565]

Had to laugh. Brought back a memory. In Junior High school (7 & 8 grades) I had to share a locker with a guy. He would constantly steal my sack lunch that I brought. (Peanut butter and jelly sandwich) So I laced it with crushed red pepper. Couldn't see it as the jelly covered it. Last time my lunch was touched. LOL

[@Kartoffelkamm]

A few years ago, actually more like 15 years ago (damn, I'm old), my brother and I were building snowmen, and some guy kept punching them to pieces within ten minutes after we left, then running away. We went into our backyard, grabbed some leftovers from when our neighbor's old house was demolished, and built a tower, then surrounded it with snow. When we later heard an agonizing scream of regret, we ran outside and poured warm water over his legs and feet. It froze, and he had serious problems getting anywhere because his hand was pretty much torn up, his pants were frozen, and the ground was frozen too. His mom was actually kinda grateful we taught her child a lesson, but had to scold us anyway because of our premeditated assault. Also, obviously no TV for a week, but we got by reading books about physics and stuff, and now we could pull this off even more effectively.

[@evantunribali5605]

Nice defence system bro u teach that piece of shit like a boss.

[@rainstayz5844]

r/madlads

[@meshgamer2265]

God damn that’s mad

[@michellehay3639]

The guy was a simp for destroyed snowmen

[@jessiee768]

I like you xD

[@stevewilliamson8526]

My brother was having his Sunday paper stolen every sun. talked to the delivery person and was told that he delivered it around 5.00am every sun. So my brother got up early next sun and waited Shure enough just before 5.00 am the delivery person delivered the paper . My brother checked and no one was coming out so he ran out and grabbed the paper and took it back inside Where he took it out of the bag unrolled it on the floor and took a large dump on it cleaned himself up rolled the paper back up put it back into the bag with the hot steamy mess in it and tossed it back out side where he had found.it. opened the curtain just a little to see across the court yard of the APT. complex and waited.. A few minutes later a man came out of an apt across the courtyard and looked around and then proceeded across the courtyard to pickup the paper where he promptly took it back to his Apt. My brother never had a problem with his paper not being there again.

[@blob4743]

Perfect karma

[@MrsSMJ1979]

Lol

[@kenn587]

That story made me have a good feeling in my stomach I love when karma takes place

[@jasonscott6478]

@Boris Pernichev Every Sunday.

[@gryffindorgirl1009]

Boris Pernichev same

[@DaveC2729]

Heh. Once when I was 14, a couple of kids tried to "bully" me by locking me in a room. Problem is, these kids were actually smaller than I was (hence the indirect bullying), and hadn't realized the possible problems with trying that on a bigger guy--namely, unlike them, I could shoulder-charge the door and seriously damage it. Two thumps and some loose hinges later they very hurriedly let me out. I guess it occurred to them (as it had to me) that it would NOT go over well for them if I managed to break the door down and the folks in charge found out why I did it.

[@bottle3124]

You sound like the kind of guy who would be like “heh, yeah, I’m rich and cool and strong, yeah I own a sports car, heh, yeah” your so cringe bro

[@S.huddo-db3ew]

The weak outnumber the strong

[@bigwooly8014]

I worked at a mini storage place. One time a customer decided to drop a deuce at the end of the building. So I took a yellow dishwashing glove, picked up the deposit, grabbed their lock with the same hand and pulled the glove off by inverting it making a nice little package out of the whole mess. A zip tie at the top made sure nothing fell off and that said customer would be forced to really "get into it" to remove everything and open their lock. Funny thing, I never had problems from that customer again.

[@Flam_Is_Cool]

perfect revenge. XD

[@lastotallyawesomebleach204]

I would've just had him arrested and evicted from his storage locker.

[@bigwooly8014]

@LA's Totally Awesome Bleach I had proof via access logs but not video. So, as per usual, the cops said they just couldn't do anything about it. And if they shit on my ground you can bet I'm getting as much money out of that ass as I can..............see what I did there.....

[@lastotallyawesomebleach204]

@@bigwooly8014 I see what you did there 😂 but how long ago did this occur? Most storage facilities have cameras that cover every square inch nowadays.

[@bigwooly8014]

@LA's Totally Awesome Bleach not quite a full decade ago. This event gave me what I needed to convince the bosses we needed more coverage with the cameras. Not an issue now thankfully.

[@mycatz2fatgaming]

I once worked for the biggest bakery in Idaho and the floor supervisor was always a total ass to all the employees. I was working on the dough divider for the bread line which meant I had to load troughs holding thousands of pounds of dough in to a hopper elevator. The elevator would raise the trough and pass by a switch which would spray the hopper with a certain amount of grease so the dough wouldn't stick. One day he was standing on the floor in front of my hopper pointing his finger and calling everyone names and I had enough! So I stopped the elevator at the switch and let is spray a couple of gallons of grease in first before dumping the dough. When that dough hit the hopper all that grease flew out the top and completely soak his sorry ass lmao! All the employees were laughing so hard they had to stop production. When asked what happened I just said "I don't know,..there must be something wrong with that fucking switch." He eventually got me fired but I didn't care because I was able to prank him a bunch more times before he did and I hated that job anyways.

[@kc5402]

How much dough did you earn doing that job? Were you living on the breadline? :D

[@paulkitchen9429]

Long

[@lindac6919]

Good for you. I thank you, on behalf of workers everywhere.

[@vanpenguin22]

When you see a neighbor walking their dog, plastic bag in hand, take notice of the fact that their are still people worth the air they breathe.

[@AnkitShai]

*there are

[@almostpainful8173]

@@AnkitShai feel better?

[@Poco48]

Words of Wisdom. Almost 100% of the time, when I have a "problem" with a dog, it isn't the dog, it's the ignorant owner.

[@blob5907]

I chuck the bags under the backs of car tires

[@heinsi9983]

@@blob5907 nice

[@TheRoadDawg]

This type of revenge honestly happened at my job about 30 years ago...On special occasion Fridays, employees would bring baked goods and share with all. One jerk never brought anything, but would hoard tons of brownies, cupcakes, etc. and it really angered lots of us. He was actually a Supervisor on top of it. Well...”someone” decided to teach Allen a lesson, so one Friday morning she brought Brownies she had baked in, and shaved on, chocolate laxatives. We let him go at it all morning until they were gone (of course everyone was in on the secret but him). It took all day, but it finally hit him about 4:00. As he started to hit the bathroom in obvious duress off and on, the door would barely close back before he was turning around to go back in. He actually had to leave before shift ended. He really got scary sick to be honest, more than imagined. But too bad for him...jerk. He made a big stink (pun not initially intended, but i had to leave it in) about what happened, and went to HR. It was a fireable offense, so no one ever admitted to it, or ratted her out. I can tell you now, it was actually his Supervisor who did it. Needless to say he never ate others food again, as they actually punished everyone by not letting us bring food in like that for a long time. It was still worth it since not only was it very inconsiderate, but he was the biggest douche Supervisor anyway.

[@arthurjackson7746]

If the last line is true, at least he would have something to clean himself up.

[@nephicus339]

"He made a big stink (pun not initially intended, but i had to leave it in)" -- That is an intentional pun, then. :P

[@Vennox0]

Giga supervisor

[@Durwood71]

A lot of people think that feeding someone laxatives is a harmless prank, but OD'ing on that stuff is actually very dangerous.

[@colleenoconnor5999]

I live on a block that has lots of kids, so the boards with nails just wasn't feasible. The neighbors next door would back up into my front yard to turn around and go the other way. I asked them not to use my yard to turn around in. They still persisted. I had a bunch of five gallon pail that I painted terracotta, I even stenciled some designs on them too. I spread them out, a couple of feet from the curb, across the front of my yard. I got some dirty looks, but really didn't care. When the weekend came, I bought flowers and put them in the planters. All the little children came and asked me why I had so many flowers. I told them that I thought it would be nice if all of us had some pretty flowers to look at. Their smiles were big, because they felt that the flowers were theirs too. They never touched the flowers, and the neighbors actually started acting like real neighbors. Sometimes you just have to kill them with kindness.

[@arthurjackson7746]

After having read about a hundred revenge stories, this is the first story that involved returning evil with good. It actually makes me chagrined think that I laughed at the other ones.

[@stagerplays7727]

Ah yes, killing with kindness.

[@mrwess1927]

@@arthurjackson7746 release the good

[@lastotallyawesomebleach204]

@@UnicornGuru we had some pretty bad neighbors in the past, so we moved out the neighborhood and my dad rented the old house to a biker gang and encouraged them to throw wild parties.

[@tomcody2768]

Neighbor kept parking in front of my house, him and all his guests. So I took 35lbs of 11/4 inch roofing nails, and scattered them all in the grass where they parked. But while I was doing said deed. A DEPUTY SHERIFF was cruising by, he stopped and ask what I was doing. Told him, FERTILIZING THE GRASS, IT NEED'S "IRON" ! He LAUGHS and drive's away.

[@danchandler1569]

There was a guy awhile back that had an oversized forklift . He had a rude neighbor who had big house parties and some of the neighbors party guests kept parking across this guy's driveway blocking him in so he got on his forklift , drove it down the driveway and moved each of three cars in front across the street and down the block and stacked them all on top of one another ! He never got his driveway blocked again and I have absolutely NO idea of HOW the drivers of those cars got them unstacked but it was a GREAT "Payback" (especially for the owner of the Bottom car) !!!

[@jeffreymccarty1388]

The towns you people live in are certainly very shitty

[@CrazyUncleChris]

I had a guest of a neighbor park his ratty old Camaro in my driveway and refused to come move it when i came home from work. Well, I own a Dodge Ram with a big diesel engine. I hooked a chain to the axle and dragged his car several blocks down the road and left it abandoned in the middle of the street. I don't know if the cops had it towed or what but I never saw the little punk again.

[@danzillaV12d]

@@jeffreymccarty1388 come on We're gonna find out who cares

[@carlwessels2671]

Years ago my brother told some kids about 18 years old to stop running their car through the neighbors yard. Soon after they started going through our yard . About once a month. They kept it up for about 6 or 7 months. I got tired of it. I left out a plastic garbage can. The next time they made sure to run over the plastic can. I let them go on a couple more months. Then I put out a plastic garbage can again. Only this time I put an engine block, that had thrown a rod while racing in it. A couple nights later as I was falling asleep I heard them tearing up the lawn again. Then I heard the can get hit. All kinds of banging and crunching ensued. I got dressed quickly. While listening to the car groan and grind down the street. It was gone when I got outside,but my neighbor and I had a good laugh. The next day I found various parts from underneath the car in the yardI don't know how it kept going. The block had rolled under the car, the last hit buried it in the ground. The plastic can was about a foot wide and twenty feet long,it looked like somebody peeling a potato around and around. Lived twenty five years more there they never came back.

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

"Here in Canada we don't really like ***holes" Such a polite burn High Five To Canada

[@briep2461]

Oh my God I can’t believe you

[@briep2461]

Said that

[@briep2461]

Well yeah I Canada I live in Canada so I like it

[@briep2461]

I love Canada

[@saskatchewanrailfan8149]

Epic

[@programaths]

I lived with a dutch who was really lazy. One time, I was resting on my bed and heard there was some visitors. It was my co-tenant parents. His parents asked him what was the pile of dirty dished. I always said that I do not speak Dutch, so he was confident to tell his parents that I was sloppy, lazy and that he already told me. I got down and passing by, I said in French something like: "Your dishes are there for weeks now and there is even mold. I did wash some of them, but I am tired of it". Then I proceeded to the exit and did wait a bit in the stairs. His parents weren't very tender with him!

[@jeanneparisot237]

I speak French, if you want to tell me what you told them. ^^

[@mrpigeo]

how did you know his parents spoke french?

[@programaths]

@@mrpigeo We are a country with both languages and we learn them at school (mandatory). This has been a pain for me as I always preferred English over Dutch. So, something like 99% chances his parents understand French better than their son. Most people are trilingual here. (French, Dutch, English)

[@mrpigeo]

@@programaths i am Dutch and i used to learn french and german, but i didn’t do well on those, i no longer learn these

[@programaths]

@@mrpigeo A drop in the sea.

[@starchildofthesun]

I'm in my 20s, and have a friend in their 40s. This friend of mine waited 40 years for revenge on the woman responsible for 8+ years of abuse. You see my friend, let's call them Ace, was deemed 'psychotic' after a 15 minute talk with a bigoted principal's 'therapist' in kindergarten. They weren't. They were autistic. for over 8 years teachers and principals were under the impression Ace was a psychopath willing to kill them all, they used this as justification to physically abuse Ace. This left Ace with severe PTSD and emotional problems. It didn't help that Ace's homelife wasn't the best either, not physically abusive like school, but one parent spoiled Ace and the other full on neglected them and emotionally abused them. Ace was gaslit and abused so much they began to believe they were crazy. It took 5+ years of therapy with a REAL professional to convince them, that they weren't at fault for their abuse and neglect. Anyway, my friend Ace worked hard to create a successful business and became very rich. After all that and my friend becoming rich as f-ck, they started suing their old principal. For the first few times, the principal had covered, they'd been sued for many different abuse charges before. But after the 15th time, the principal started to lose a decent chunk of money, even eating into their retirement plan and 401k. Eventually, the principal demanded to know why they were being relentlessly sued for things she 'didn't do'. My friend just laughed and with a smirk said- "I know you did these things, you can destroy evidence, scare witnesses, and hide your crimes all you want. But I know you did this." "HOW!?" "Because I was the one you did them to, b-tch." They told me the look on their old principal's face as they realized a kid they abused and thought they'd never see again, was right in front of them, ruining them mentally and financially, was priceless. This went on until the principal couldn't even afford rent anymore and just pled guilty to the crimes they'd hidden for over 50 years, because being in prison was better than being on the streets.

[@ProjectRevoltNow]

Holy cow that's a great revenge tale! I hope "Be amazed" uses your story in episode 6! (whenever they make it)

[@joysoul4089]

Story is incomprehensible due to overuse of plural pronoun.

[@starchildofthesun]

@@joysoul4089 they use they/them pronouns just like me

[@AlexaY82]

Riiight. Because you can plead guilty and go to prison when you're being sued in civil court by someone. When you invent a story about litigation, at least understand the very basics of the court system.

[@starchildofthesun]

@@AlexaY82 they didn't sue their past abusers in civil court but criminal court on the accounts of child abuse

[@UltimatePerfection]

Why waste spices on revenge at your food-stealing coworkers when you can just lace the food with the laxatives?

[@theflamingcookie6480]

That is the biggest brain thing ever

[@michaelsoliven4196]

I placed insecticide on my food when i was high school bec. It was always getting stolen. It nearly killed 3 bullies. Im proud of it and i dont regret it.

[@mayenbasoc7261]

It's BiG BrAiN TiMe

[@michaelsoliven4196]

@bongblaze im not certain what you mean by "of things that never happen" but if you dont believe i dit it, Well i really did it there was police and hospital drama stuff that happen along with it.If you still dont want to believe it gues what IDGAF.😂😂

[@handsomeharold4698]

that isn't passive aggressive

[@infinitystorm7458]

The bully diving into the hydrant had me crying of laughter 😂😂

[@john-leezeelie8358]

Me too

[@mathiasferrara4]

cool

[@SheriffGator]

Me to lol

[@ollepearce3116]

Same

[@extrauser1498]

The bully thinks the fire hydrant is a pool

[@johnsegertsons2143]

Someone at work kept stealing my mountain dew from the break room fridge, so i mixed a special blend of 70% urine topped with mountain dew.

[@johnsegertsons2143]

@@thenightporter they have to admit theft ,and I could deny everything ,once they drank it the proofs gone ,or are you that stupid?

[@kawaiionee-chan9557]

@@thenightporter how is that assault if the Mountain Dew was being stolen by the thief. It could have been avoided if the thief BROUGHT HIS OWN DRINK

[@rosalindsongsmith3670]

What was the thieves reaction when they drank it? Were you there to see it?

[@richduerr4471]

@@kawaiionee-chan9557 Indeed, if it is assault, the thief assaulted himself!

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

The dude who made only half the bed is a savage. Had me rolling over here. They all were really clever ways to get some get back. Like the cheating signs too. Was fun to watch. Great video

[@lindab.716]

My parents never had assigned household duties. They always made their side of the bed when they got out. It just needed done 🙄

[@briguy808]

This has to be my favorite comment section of all time😂😂😂 you guys are the best

[@f34rzzy40]

agreed 👍

[@sameeknowsitall]

Ikr

[@no-one-1]

Ikr

[@gracemorganspeaks]

Whoever is reading this and going through hard times. Dont give up. You are a fighter and you are so close to victory. Just hold on for a while and believe

[@TubeNotMe]

And look around for sources of help -- there's a lot of help out there but a lot of people look in the wrong places. Don't stand on a corner with a cardboard sign. And see if there's something you can do for someone else. Even if you don't have much you might be able to help someone with some volunteer work, and that will make you feel better and might lead to help for you.

[@alia2ali]

Thank youuuuu 😪

[@Leadyoutotheslaughter]

Damn I needed this right now. Thank you

[@dragonlizard249]

Thanks, I lost my first pet last year and even though it’s been awhile I still feel things. My mom calls it “an emotional ninja” as it can come out of anywhere at anytime and make me feel sad or angry. I’ve been having a lot of these recently and it’s been making it hard to focus. Thank you so much, as there are so many people who could hide behind a screen and say rude things, but others can be kind and make a difference, like you.

[@Leadyoutotheslaughter]

@Not 0w0 opinions are just that. Yours is irrelevant to me.

[@rosalindsongsmith3670]

So in my senior year of high school, I helped a friend of mine get revenge on an absolute jackass. So my friend has ADHD, and legit Lee has to take medication for it. Well, his cousin who went to the same school as us kept stealing it. So of course he would run out early. I know I’m gonna miss spelled this, but you’ll probably know which medication I’m talking about anyway. I have to take Ambien for sleep. Here’s one thing I figured out the hard way though. If you accidentally stay up too long after it kicks in, it can do some weird things to you. I’ve accidentally done that and gotten loopy. This is one time I’m actually grateful that my vision is… Well it’s pretty much nonexistent. But thanks to technology, I can write this comment. Anyway, I gave my friend one of the Ambien and told him exactly what it would do to this particular jack ass if he took it. I said to make sure to give it to him sometime in the morning during school. When my friend asked me what it would do, I just told him to sit back and Watch the show. Well, the dumb ass didn’t realize that the pill he took looked a bit different than the medicine my friend takes. And sure enough, stuff went sideways for the sky pretty quickly. This medicine can make you hallucinate. Visually I mean. That’s why I said I’m glad I don’t have a lot of vision. Well in the middle of one of our classes, this guy started saying that the teacher needed to get the life-size Barbie dolls out of the room because they were dancing naked in circles around him. Then on top of that, the guy decided out loud, “oh what the fuck. I’ll just join in! “I was in here to witness this all by the way. From what I was told, he basically stripped until he was butt naked in the middle of the classroom and started trying to dance. I say he tried to because he didn’t have any moves. Then he decided that he really had to go to the bathroom and Peed in the middle of the classroom floor. Well, I’m not quite sure how but he ended up in the hospital. When they tested him, they found Ambien in his system. And he has no one to blame but himself for that because he’s the one who illegally took the medication in the first place! When he confronted his cousin/my friend about this, he just said, “well I never told you to take it. The meds were just lying on my dresser. “If that’s not passive aggressive, I don’t know what is.

[@VolcanicTsunami]

That story with the woman's mother God rest her soul, and the DWP. Is an amazing and, accurate depiction of the British passive aggressive sense of humour. To be honest that is also the sort of thing I would have done in that situation.

[@MirlitronOne]

When my grandfather died at the age of 87 in 1973, an officious hospital administrator demanded a copy of his birth certificate before they would issue a death certificate and release the body, ignoring my mother's protestations that he had been born before birth certificates were a legal requirement in the UK and he didn't have one. Eventually, my (grieving) grandmother said, "We'll leave him with you. Let us know when he's ready to come home", turned and walked away.

[@anjakellenjeter]

Given the general incompetence of the DWP, that story isn't even surprising. The response from the daughter is awesome though. As a UK resident, that passive-aggressive British humour has rubbed off on me over time. When I was younger and still living at home with my mother, for many months after we got the phone line connected we'd frequently receive calls from window companies trying to sell conservatories. After telling them all repeatedly that we didn't own the property and that they wouldn't be able to fit a conservatory to it anyway, given the nature of the property, I eventually had enough and started making the appointments they were so desperate for but leaving out one small but highly significant detail - the property was a sixth (seventh to US folks) floor flat. I'd watch them pull into the car park and look up, realising they weren't going to make a sale. Most of them had the good sense not to buzz to be let in and just got in their cars and drove off, realising they'd been punked. Within a couple of months, the calls stopped as they all got the message.

[@jenniferalberstein8057]

I am American and I totally would do this

[@bassfischer4273]

Gold medal to the dye and bleach at the community laundry. Perfect!

[@theonefromthepast6933]

Despite most places saying do not leave personal items under attendant?

[@bcaye]

@@theonefromthepast6933, "...under the attendent"? Maybe her unit is a long way from the laundry up a flight or two of stairs. It's *far* more economical to buy larger sizes and those are super heavy. Not to mention you're carrying your laundry as well. Sure, the person had the choice of choosing to use her stuff- she had the choice to mix anything she wanted into her personal items.

[@residentnerd9928]

Yes

[@LordDice1]

She didn't want to share so she ruined her own products to hurt someone else. Brilliant

[@getsomemtb7427]

@@LordDice1, share? Did he ask permission? No. So, he was steeling. $10 to make someone be more honest was worth it IMO.

[@guypehaim1080]

One thing that can be done when someone is eating your sandwiches at lunch is to replace the cheese with slices of soap.

[@yt_luke9784]

Guy Pehaim lol just put rat poison in it

[@tav-didiamond6968]

That's cold lol

[@sckeletonlord6551]

just put poop

[@btsimpson5959]

Plz don’t

[@jacksonhughes8357]

Just put cyanide in it

[@kentharris7427]

Someone kept stealing my sandwiches at work, and even the boss's food for that matter. I laced my sandwich with syrup of ipecac and after a few minutes, the culprit was in the bathroom praying to the porcelain god! I almost got fired for that, since the boss was also getting stolen from, the culprit got fired!

[@birdiepitchfeather63]

These stories are making me want to try something like that if my food starts getting stolen, which hasn’t happened yet

[@TheCaptainSplatter]

@@birdiepitchfeather63 i had breakfast sandwiches getting stolen. Never did do anything to them. I typically just give the rest to coworkers that are nice to me. Better they take it than some asshole. Although if i did mess with them id make them stupidity salty. Shouldn't really do anything to the thief other than make them spit it out. Laxative thing might be a bid much.

[@uldi1s]

When I was in primary school. someone used to steal our lunches, so we had an idea: we put veterinary grade laxatives in them (for horses) and went out to play. Soon enough the lunches got stolen and we could see who it was, as one of the bullies left in a hurry and didn't come back for three days :)

[@_Arminius]

The one with the dog poo. Since she obviously lives in his neighborhood, I thought he was going to put it in her mailbox. Return to sender...

[@bforman1300]

No. Mailboxes are federal property. Messing with them can get you in serious trouble. Think of a revenge that won't leave you in the poo.

[@Cat13706]

We actually have cctv cameras up because of dog owners not picking up dog poop.

[@aubrrey3280]

Lol

[@jeaniebird999]

It's a federal crime to put your hands in anyone else's mailbox. That being said, if someone is stealing, or tampering with, your mail or mailbox, the USPS won't lift a finger until after you've filed a police report, first.

[@loyisbinnell2399]

Retur to sender address unknown-Elvis Presley

[@TheBorgAssassin]

My mother got revenge on my dad while I was a toddler. He came home from work one day and asked what kind of shit she had for him for dinner, so she went outside and got some fresh dog poop and placed it on a plate, and said here's you're shit. He never disrespected her cooking from then on.

[@justicegraceful2171]

My moms ex left her after 10 years for someone younger, I went over to the new couples place playing nice and when they both weren't around I quickly uncapped the curtain rod and shoved a pound of shrimp in before closing it. A month later the smell became so rancid they packed up everything, including the curtains and had to Move. More. Than. Once.

[@justicegraceful2171]

My friends neighbor also tried poisoning a stray cat so I went to her appartment honestly hoping she would open the door so I could cover her in the entire bottle of syrup I squeezed through her keyhole destroying her front door and carpet. She came to my friends house where I WAS complaining and I just watch tv without a care and said wow, that sucks.

[@plop9358]

Please tell me he didn’t have to eat it

[@urfav.julsss]

@@plop9358 that would be gross

[@rosalindsongsmith3670]

Priceless! Personally, I would’ve literally made him a shit sandwich. Lol.

[@loganlenoir1365]

I had a friend who kept using my water bottle without permission, so I got the hottest hot sauce I could find and rubbed it on the brim. They cried for a while from the heat but I love story's like this one.

[@Tyra_Rose]

Claudia Juarez they could be using they to not tell the persons gender or maybe the culprit is non binary

[@largelarry2126]

I worked on a very large complex and caught a lady who worked days messing with my lunch bag and going through all my medication bottles. She had a long-standing reputation for being a drug user and I had no use for her. So, I started thinking of a way to even things up that would look like it could be drug related. On day shift they only had two ladies but both of them had refrigerators in a lady's lounge that was locked up on night shift. I had keys for everything plus I can pick a lock fast. Two months later after day shift clocked out, I exchanged a large bottle of Mirical Whip that I had doctored up making it look just like the one she had in her fridge. She had her name on the led so I swapped it onto my bottle and placed just perfectly. The trick was that I set my new bottle of Mirical Whip out in the sun on my driveway for three days before bringing it to work. I made the swap on a Thursday night; on Monday everyone was talking about her missing work and that she must have been on a binge and weren't supersized. She wondered in on Wednesday whining about how sick she had been, everyone could have cared less. Did I leave it in her fridge? You bet!

[@Abstract4Lyf]

"Diet Diet coke ( you might have to ask because it's new)" That husband is absolutely clueless 😂😂😂

[@rosalindsongsmith3670]

I agree. On sour cream? Seedless strawberries? You deserve what you get if you don’t question any of that! LOL.

[@lourdesalonso8461]

At boarding school my friend was being subjected to some savage bullying from a rather nasty piece of work. One day while skipping a class we emptied out half of the bullys mouthwash and topped the rest up ourselves...wink...wink The hardest part was trying not to laugh while watching him gargle our piss every morning.

[@Shebeast3]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@VestigialHead]

Yeah these claims of piss in bottles are so fake. Anyone going to use it would immediately smell it and realise what has happened.

[@Zanzamor]

@@VestigialHead Not if it's mouth wash, the mint smell would cover the smell of urine besides you would have to empty the bottle and fill it with urine which I don't think any one would do that just a little would make the point, it's the idea that counts.

[@lastprimaris7914]

Something I did that fixed my food thief problems was by injecting laxatives into the food and drinks I knew would be stolen, their pained cries from the bathroom was like music to my ears

[@ZENMASTERME1]

@7:55 I got that one easily beat!! My roommate and his girlfriend were always getting stoned and then they would end up eating my delicious desserts that were from my grandmother. No matter how many times I told them to please ask before they take anything, they would just go ahead and take it anyway if I wasn’t there. So my grandmother help me bake a half dozen cupcakes with some very strong laxative in them 💩

[@almostpainful8173]

Had a kid in high school, used to take my Chiclets gum. Finally, I replaced the gum with Feenamint laxative gum. Needless to say, he was not at school the next day.

[@subnau0424]

Chiclet gum is SO good!

[@cyanideytcuriousseadoggo]

Diarrhea attack?

[@steamboatwillie8517]

My cousin worked as a barmaid in a pub in town, where, routinely, upon arrival, they would take off their topwear, hang it at the cellar head, and put on the company apron. Over a period, the staff became aware somebody was going through jacket pockets, bags etc, and taking money. She came up with an exquisite plan. She got a packet of size 16 , eyed fishing hooks from my uncle, and sewed them in, upside down, in the inner pocket,in the lining of her jacket. End result being....the hand goes in nice an easily, but snags on the way out. The howling barmaid thief was fired, immediately after running around the cellar area, with a jacket, and some twenty odd well embedded barbs in her hand and wrist. Not quite passive, but good revenge!

[@zero_bs_tolerance8646]

I had a roommate who would go through my dresser and closet and help herself to my things without asking. One day, I put a note inside my top drawer that said, "keep your hands off of my stuff, b*tch!". She wouldn't look me in the eye for a week after that.

[@stevenbrown7042]

There was a guy in the mobile home park I lived in who would cut through our back patio to get to our street. We had it fenced in and he’d jump the fence. We owned the mobile but rented the lot. His excuse was we didn’t own the property so it wasn’t an invasion of privacy to cut through our patio. I took the framing nailer and pounded a bunch of 16 penny nails into 2x4’s and laid them across the fence. Never had that problem again

[@dorisp9127]

Instead of nails, use dog poop where he would cut across and make the ground wet. This way it's on his shoes.

[@stevenbrown7042]

Doris P maybe for teenagers if I was an 80 year old but I was dealing with tweakers that stole from me. I’m a contractor and they got to some of my tools. Cops couldn’t do anything cause they spent them on what ever they smoked or huffed already. Cops didn’t care about the blood stains on that rotted out lumber though, oops did I leave that on the fence line. I was just zeroing in my framing nailer for a job. Just using some junk wood to do it

[@dorisp9127]

@@stevenbrown7042 People don't respect other people's property.

[@animejanai4657]

Setting traps on your property (that includes inside the house) is illegal in my state. Nails, xacto razor blades, and glass are illegal for fences because law enforcement may be chasing a criminal and become assaulted by your traps.

[@MrWadsox]

I knew a waitress who was working the early shift and a customer complained that his eggs were too hot. After telling him she would take care of it, she carried his plate back to the kitchen and placed it in the freezer. After around 15 minutes she carried the plate back. There was frost on it when she put it down on the table. The guy's wife just looked up at her and laughed.

[@SanchoPanza-m8m]

That complaint makes no sense.

[@PNWTimber]

Actually organic pop tarts do exist. They taste like cardboard covered in sugar, but hey!

[@lolp171]

Mmm cardboard

[@helainawalters2416]

@@lolp171 ahhh yes I love the cardboard taste mmmmmmmm

[@pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie8596]

*:(* What about me

[@lolp171]

Mmm more cardboard

[@Clear-cutknowledge]

How do you know what cardboard tastes like

[@sammylane21]

To people whom share a laundry area.... TAKE YOUR DETERGENT WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES!!

[@mattellis2690]

My thoughts exactly, scrolled looking for someone else thinking the same thing.

[@Normal1855]

I agree. Why would you continue to leave your stuff, when it's constantly being stolen? She could have filed charges on him, but now he can charge her for destroying his property. Here detergent was technically in a common area. I blame her

[@paula200]

Seems like a no-brainer to me.

[@michealcarr5134]

@@Normal1855 no judge would actually side with thief given there was a warning to not touch or use and the fact he used himself she didn't put in laundry he damaged his own stuff that case would be dropped on fly

[@jenlfpotter3870]

I'm visually impaired/legally blind. That's no excuse not to remove your laundry detergent from a communal laundry room when you've loaded the machine and pressed start. I lived in College halls of residence, School boarding houses and later still, my first two flats in the same block which had communal laundry rooms on each floor, unless you lived in a flat which had plumbing for a washing machine. I'd use a folding shopping trolley or boot cart to get my clothes to and from my flat to the laundry room and the containers of soap powder, tablets, fabric softeners, colour catcher sheets would be in the cart with the clothes. I'd load the clothes then add the soap powder and fabric softener then take the empty cart with the laundry products back to my flat. Simple as that.

[@catmom1322]

In general, I do not like passive-aggressive people. These paybacks, however, are delightful.

[@carlwessels2671]

You get in trouble if you hurt them. A creative revenge can be nasty. Most won't report it to the police. Because it will make them look bad,or get them laughed at. Or the you deserved that comment.

[@chaoswarriorx4411]

Love how the manager agreed with the guy who took revenge’s opinion.