Beard's Minecraft Parkour (it still sucks)

Beard and a couple other mooks get their game on and throw themselves at a deadly doomsday course, but Beard is all too familiar with this hellish place. Will they survive? Will they prosper? Or will they just fail pathetically like a couple of schmucks?
Music Used:
• Gutterball 3D - Track 3-A
• The Sims Bustin' Out - Build & Buy #4
• Team Fortress 2 - Right Behind You
• Yoshi's Island - Overworld Theme
• Castle Crashers - Spanish Waltz
• Super Mario 64 - Cave Dungeon
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#BeardedExpense #TF2 #Gaming #TeamFortress2 #Minecraft #Sentro #Comedy

[@HomophobicXenu]

good lord i love farting

[@wizardpanda6327]

Haha same!!

[@Akunai_]

Badass

[@simpslayer9284]

Epic

[@Sofoets]

brap

[@therand0mchannle350]

How is this 2 days old?

[@RubberMango]

I wanted to publicly apologize for hating on the previous 195 versions of trade_minecraft_neon. I was wrong to be a hater.

[@DaKingKayden]

Mincravbftsf

[@keybored13]

its ok i forgive you - trade_minecraft_neon_v195.bzp

[@Bagplants]

i cant believe there has been 195 minecrafts that's insane

[@Alina_The_Wolf]

CRITICAL HIT!!!

[@DaKingKayden]

That's alot of mibfscr fts

[@elementalgamer0732]

0:08 Bearded is like a dad thats driving his kids to McDonalds, but they won't shut up and he's losing his temper.

[@cosmo8720]

The voices fit super well! 🤣😂

[@princesscadance197]

Dad Expense: ‘I will fucking turn this server right around you little shits if you don’t SHUT UP!’

[@EngineerIsEngyHere]

"Joining my party solves NOTHIIING!"

[@MrSeal-wc2vk]

It sucks that Bearded only has a few thousand subs. He needs more.

[@foxbow3889]

And a better mic

[@fandomanimator1074]

​@@foxbow3889 his mic is great wdym? You a hater? Kinda sound like a hater

[@potada1289]

Man, Bearded sounds so different compared to the last time he was on this course. He sounds a lot more animated. Good for him.

[@justinbarton717]

He sounds more and more like Peter Grif every day

[@jenz113]

he’s beginning to sound like the sharks from sharktale

[@Doombringer_r]

Bearded’s accent gets thicker the more time goes on

[@KingKayro87]

Soon it'll be incoherent Italian Mob jargon. "Nyeh, see, anthenlcachimina schnea, see, ashea, see?" "Yeah, you... you tell em, boss..."

[@spikrib]

Bout time he revisted this place. Him and Travingel was a good video. This is one too

[@Average_username]

Was the old one taken down?

[@spikrib]

@@Average_username nah I can link it. It’s just on another channel, he played this with a KZbinr called Travingel

[@spikrib]

@@Average_username I guess it was. Travingel said he removed them because he wanted to move away from TF2. That’s sad to hear

[@Average_username]

@@spikrib thank you for checking man

[@svmpl9444]

@@spikrib why can’t he reupload the vid it was my fav vid to watch

[@Pudding404]

"It's like f*cking Syria in there!" -Bearded Sexpense

[@IcedTheLocalClown]

*-egyptian god

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Guys this is so sad can we *nuke South Africa?*

[@cadaverousRemains]

@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 CAN WE NUKE SOUTH AFRICA GUYS CMON GUYS THIS IS SO FUCKING DEPRESSING IM GONNA CRY BIG OL' TEARS

[@ducc_the_muck387]

the face when a well made funny video gets less wiews than FnF music among us little crewmate

[@abirbhattacharji9345]

Well his videos arent exactly made to appeal to 3 year olds are they

[@aaronbalchand5475]

12:27 **casually slides by**

[@JoshuaMemers]

RIP Bearded Expense gets mad on a Minecraft Trade Server Part 1 & 2 Will never be missed

[@devious5783]

As a person that struggled a lot in the newest version of NHS trading server, I knew he would hate this version of the lava parkour

[@foshe]

That was funny af Didn't hear you die this time tho, only in severe pain

[@theslimeassassin3287]

Oh god, the traumatic memories are coming back

[@moronichybrid]

This time, everyone embraced the radiation of the fallout and cheered.

[@Mr.Edinside]

Every episode beard sounds like he’s in a new form of mental and physical pain. Just the sheer stupidity of the monkey noises that come out of him are hilarious

[@lisabilby2006]

the spanish waltz (castle crashers store song) in the background near the end made this a hundred times better, thank you Smoothed Cheap, very cool

[@tainted_op2540]

The Sasquatch uploads again! We must celebrate!

[@NaeveSnowsTavern]

Oh boy, i just finished watching bearded's first run of this course.

[@rocktobot]

banished once again to this wretched blocky tomb

[@ZioskamiTV]

What’s with his playtime stats, over a thousand hours on have and less than 500 combined on everything else

[@steveburger01]

its the same with me, idk.

[@sigmundfreud7903]

A shame the video with him and travingel was taken down.

[@lemonime3128]

‘twas a sad day after the imprisonment of Travingel

[@skaynne54]

Wait what ?

[@lemonime3128]

@@skaynne54 it was a bit in travingels minecraft parkour video, bearded used the kart emote while saying he was under arrest [laugh track]

[@raptorwhack5970]

I think this is the first time ive heard sims bustin out music in a video

[@fireglazedfish.3498]

I swear to GOD, if I get another GOD DAMN RISE OF KINGDOMS ADD, IM GOING TO SHIT

[@lordderpingtonII]

Big if true

[@otaco9489]

I honestly thought I was gonna sit through the whole loading screen

[@sergeantcrits8256]

12:30 i laughed when sentro moved over the floor like a statue

[@shroomenjoyer]

bearded lore : BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA * FARD

[@Xezian]

kazooie, this isn't super smash bros, this is Team Fortress 2!

[@Fullerbay]

Bearded looks like a larger version of that creepy ass Minecraft figure.

[@plunoniushocanfin224]

0:27 I recognize that medic artsyle, it's from Spine_Apples

[@auulauul9328]

The existence of the heavy implies the existence of the light, which implies the existence of the dark, which implies the existence of the bright, which implies the existence of the dim, which implies the existence of the smart, which implies the existance o

[@lugiagaurdien773]

PTSD hit me harder than my dad

[@canoiv]

Imagine consuming metal and regenerating all your skin

[@GhostofFarta]

Flesh and Metal

[@megacowking1535]

When he got to the crouch and jump part you could hear his ptsd

[@ketaivaricolorshift6988]

Bearded has gotten faster times on the first one but the others haha

[@Marco-dm3tc]

4:54 the greaseball has enough of the Boston bois bullshit

[@katashiakia6763]

Bearded please incorporate the chicken invaders main theme into your intro

[@elbowremovalservice]

I love the Starcraft music

[@Neceptus]

I love the tags on this video so much.

[@skoopernootle]

bruh expense with another video greate jobe

[@itsip1366]

I did not expect Bearded to use SC2 music in his intro but it's a nice surprise.

[@sergeantcrits8256]

This is absolute hillarius

[@princesscadance197]

6:10-6:20 has to be my favorite part. You can F E E L Bearded's anguish.

[@blindmonkeyman3960]

A perfect video to go with my lead paint

[@rosant7074]

Bear when he us3s a grap

[@darvaza5140]

this is the first video of yours I have watched and I have absolutely 0 clue what is happening

[@NNinja1255]

Apparently you were playing an older version of the map compared to the one you played with Travingel

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

I kept getting recommended the 3 year old video of beard's minecraft parkour and then this video appears

[@remini_]

I just noticed that the medic at 0:27 kinda looks like the one of Spineapple’s drawings

[@edgerslayer]

He was right. It still sucks folks. But that sweet, sweet content is worth it.

[@chicharraun8525]

**Minecraft trade server exist** Bearded expense: _p a i n_

[@Mr_Mando__]

“IT’S LIKE FUCKIN SYRIA IN THERE”

[@quesadeeowl7845]

Is it just me or does Bearded Expense sound like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

[@DresDEAD617]

I kind of hear it

[@templarhayward4054]

This was so much fun watching it on my birthday

[@it_appears_i_am_here580]

Oh no. The Travingel boot camp training flashbacks are coming back

[@derpychicken7598]

I love these, i always get a good laugh

[@gm_constructhe3rd]

I always feel high when I watch your videos

[@jj_8076]

Can anyone find the old travingel vids of beard running this the first time?

[@lynux8683]

Favorite human being

[@uldisbergvalds1]

6:06 Italian mobster voice

[@notcarbuncle1493]

Man i forgot you existed. Good man. Hope the inventory loss isnt still draggin on ya too much

[@florbo3488]

oh you played on blackwonder epic

[@ZacharyZach735]

YOU WERE REAL

[@ranzkiste5947]

He came back for revenge!

[@delta7380]

* bearded expense intro song earrape intensifies *

[@AliveR360]

HIT LIKE!!!!

[@pebblesoupp]

now this is awesome

[@chicken_nuggy4452]

Shavedexpense is my favourite KZbin man

[@seth6876]

Return of the king

[@tomahawkfourth9254]

Holy crap this just sounds so odd that this is how bearded talks when hes not very loud and static.

[@birb149]

the return

[@019Icicle]

PTSD on Bearded favorite part

[@retrosniperrus]

Wonder. Is Bearded Expense's neighbours is still alive?

[@PeppermintSwirl]

I can do this in my sleep, been knowing how to do it for years. I swear I have a life.

[@male_7348]

Once again another banger from big beard himself

[@machinegunnar1842]

I ran into someone who sounded like bearded yesterday maybe it was actually bearded cause he had everything and it was a VSH server

[@thedyslexicgamer]

I think he likes the minecraft server

[@blablabla798]

The reason for the map being in version 195 is because they update the map to put every supporter's name in the map

[@sparklebum]

sentro really did 195 damage with an ubersaw, huh

[@AZlumpbox]

Critical hit + he has an epic gamer chair

[@sparklebum]

@@AZlumpbox valid point

[@its_o9ine613]

Bro why did I feel bad for you when you were falling in the lava

[@TheParadox1010]

The dragon.

[@Meepist1]

I love expressional beard

[@youraverageidiot111]

fard moment

[@inspektor5560]

The Facialhaired Opposite of Cheap man has uploaded ladies and gentlemen

[@GoEatATowel]

brapped expense

[@wolcamophone4783]

Bearded I need more i-frames!

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

13:44 did they just call Mario 64 music, Banjo Kazooie music.

[@MisterJW]

THEY GO DOWN NOW?

[@MedicMainDave]

I approve

[@allaltitudeproductions454]

i see youtube turned off my bell again. ok

[@charmy9559]

When shall Neville beard return? And will he bring Soda and Water

[@therand0mchannle350]

Oh boy

[@dieselmeurer]

0:30 what is that hours ratio that is insane

[@Benny_Blu]

First Bearded nuked South Africa, now Sentro nuked the world.

[@hextheshark3629]

This says alot about society

[@keenices1972]

The more versions there are the thicker the voice gets

[@marcellogonzales5142]

funny man has uploaded let go

[@Crostil]

bearded repents for his sins