HiGPS Turned Us Into MVM Bosses

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Noki Bay - Super Mario Sunshine
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[@BigJoeySlaps]

Servers you can play on! Seattle: 134.195.12.137:27045 New York: 66.94.106.13:27050 Germany: 213.202.212.22:27040

[@ProjectJerboa]

what da dog doin'

[@iplxel7888]

seattle doesnt work

[@iplxel7888]

it says bad server address

[@lokalpatatas3157]

Joe

[@the_explorer4600]

Is there a soundsmith boss robot?

[@tsuaririndoku]

I love the fact that Bearded’s Giant robot is just A-pose and punch people around. I wouldn’t call it a bug, it is attention of details

[@bloodakoos]

imagine if he had noclip, was very slow, and you die inmediately upon touching him

[@thomasmurrell9832]

@@bloodakoos nah that's Ceno0

[@gigacat9761]

@@thomasmurrell9832 the dynamic duo

[@serketenglish5963]

Little Joey, after all these years, has been found. The community is in uproar.

[@magefox_]

only Medium Joey is left

[@ianjackson4721]

@@magefox_ we must find medium Joey

[@stefanenderman338]

1000th like.

[@serketenglish5963]

@@stefanenderman338 Holy shit.....

[@jaletemur6680]

THE LİL JOEY

[@tazee1827]

bearded is just a beyblade that kills everything in this

[@chrisjankay2488]

Unrelated, but you just gave me like 50 different flashbacks at once

[@theimperialguard3935]

@@chrisjankay2488 did any of them involve beyblades or heavy?

[@goldngamer1365]

@@theimperialguard3935 a bearded(adjective) beyblade kills everything

[@superd8826]

BEYBEARDDDDDDD

[@trickstar6901]

Imagine this with the humans being able to buy mvm upgrades, that would be chaotically amazing

[@dumblenutz5561]

Imagine a regular 2fort match but with both teams having upgrades

[@user-bo6vy5eg8g]

@@dumblenutz5561 two sides of 90% bullet resistance snipers

[@dumblenutz5561]

@@user-bo6vy5eg8g getting spawn camped by a infinite sticky shooting demo who is being supplied by a dispenser

[@trickstar6901]

@@dumblenutz5561 that’s just asking for a stalemate, AND 2FORT ALREADY GETS STALEMATES GALORE SO PREPARE FOR THE 2FORT SERVER THAT LASTS TILL THE END OF TIME AND REMEMBER, THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!

[@PoggusAmogus]

@@user-bo6vy5eg8g n n n i i i c c c e e e s s s h h h o o o o o o t t t m m m a a a t t t e e e

[@cjriketf2]

damnit i just replaced my hard drive today and i see that intro

[@trigger3662]

Ez

[@Gold-Entertainment]

@@trigger3662 this

[@Brickster_81]

This

[@chrisjankay2488]

r.i.p

[@cooldude8570]

Get trolled

[@skylerfisher4347]

I instantly screenshotted the Gabe Newell NFT and now these guys are trying to arrest me, send help

[@Kingpuddinbowl]

Print physical copies, trust me

[@pidialski]

next up: "We turned ourselves into payloads"

[@thegoodboi6504]

today, we coded ourselves into TF2, but all of us share the same user

[@lieutenantlettuce8306]

@@thegoodboi6504 one person controls the aiming, another controls the movement, one controls jumping, and the last controls the weapon switching and firing.

[@Have_some_plasma]

@@lieutenantlettuce8306 that sounds like a clusterfuck and I'm all for it.

[@Nao-dq2yt]

They should add an upgrade station for the Mann so they can make it easier to have a balanced fight against the bots

[@illurinatibeans4667]

I'd personally love to see a few balance tweaks, like crits maybe doing more damage, an upgrade station, bots not being able to see stickies would be a good one, the bots maybe have less health/less healing, the list goes on. This is a great idea, but could always use balancing.

[@Nao-dq2yt]

@@illurinatibeans4667 Using the giant bots on the human team still isn’t good enough to take down the robots on the enemy team I could see it still needs work

[@meeyatttA]

There was a playtest for that once. As far as i can remember, there were a lot of issues with credits saving after death and buffs actually working. Plus there are no small robots to give you a stable stream of credits yet

[@fracturedemperoror]

@@illurinatibeans4667 increasing crit damage is just stupid

[@milka_butterfly]

In some maps the robots get absolutely destroyed and in others they are pretty strong if the enemy team doesn't coordinate well

[@grassinio4106]

Boss name ideas: Uncle Data Big Jpeg Slapbolt LaserPurple Soundsynth Mr. Protocol

[@Spiritnick]

And for Solar... *TechnoKnight TF2*

[@SirAbs290]

For bearded expense it should be bolted expense

[@mugiwaradarwin4504]

- JUNKe - fr0yo peecee - Ace the Computer Maker

[@schhur]

@@SirAbs290 no it should be Bearded Expense 2.0.

[@worstspytf2824]

@@schhur Better Expense.

[@TheVeemoEnthusiast]

aww i was hoping he showed the part when bearded chased me for like a whole minute when i was sniper

[@crystallinegazer]

Aye, I remember you!!

[@TheVeemoEnthusiast]

@@crystallinegazer yes it is me the veemo enthusiast in the flesh

[@Sleepy_Cabbage]

Awwwe what??

[@Sleepy_Cabbage]

@@BeardedExpense ouh goufesw

[@Darksides-Realm]

I can just imagine Bearded breathing down your neck as he gets closer and closer-

[@soytrop]

Now we need Microscopic Joey and Mega-Gargantuan Joey.

[@RayanfhoulaBR]

Then we have colossal joseph. He just occupies half of the map

[@MetaL556]

@@RayanfhoulaBR He's part of the skybox and becomes an environmental hazard to BOTH teams.

[@tysonvienneau1830]

No we need a regular joey

[@haggan7953]

21:08 I appreciate the fact that you at least let me finish the Sandvich. Perhaps this is payback for bullying you on Badwater.

[@badopinionssquid1735]

Can we get a Soundsmith bot with a bottomless rocket jumper and insta-kill market gardener Special attack that launches duped shovel projectiles

[@LucasSantos-si4nd]

N O I C E

[@thepanman674]

Yes

[@Jellybean_Enthusiast]

Hey guys I'm selling all duped gaster blasters send me a trade offer

[@LucasSantos-si4nd]

@@Jellybean_Enthusiast best I can do is dupped TF2

[@alexlehtinen7246]

@@Jellybean_Enthusiast i will take your entire stock!

[@thelawyer7615]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE ANALOG HORROR INTRO

[@arandomusername6230]

well now I want a titanfall-like gamemode where you can call down giant robots if you get enough score

[@shortround5238]

Hell yeah, bring tf2 to tf2

[@meeyatttA]

GPS said that eventually there are going to be players and robots on both sides. You will be able to earn points during the game and buy robot slots for them, so i can definetly see some titanfall-like gameplay in the future

[@moronichybrid]

6:31 Dane finally accepts what Lazy told him back at Dustbowl and became the defense, or in this case, the offense.

[@wormslol]

that was a fun time getting my ass handed to me

[@Imveryboredlmao]

We need a soundsmith robot where he is a trolldier with a market gardener that has a shock wave on a successful garden

[@TheeOK1]

@The Hittitemanntreads that knock up everyone around them a la the jetpack.

[@dragobane4728]

Sooooooo, bearded bot?

[@themoddedguy7765]

Enjoyed playing that game with all of you guys. Hope you guys can do this again with a little bit of balance changes to your weapons since they are slightly overpowered but it was fun!

[@yamatokurusaki5790]

Slightly-

[@badasscrusader]

@@yamatokurusaki5790 slightly

[@JohnnyFire117]

@@badasscrusader yes, slightly.

[@themoddedguy7765]

I just wanted to say slightly to sound less mean. But they are really overpowered. They won most of the games lol but it was really fun to play with youtubers.

[@meeyatttA]

Important to note: This servers also inclue all of the changes balancemod did. So you will get engineer's pads, spy sprint, sniper's fix and changed weapon balancing aswell

[@vinegarenthusiast7043]

gay

[@hoodcate]

Where can i read those

[@angzarrpsyco]

Can't wait for the Samwiz1 Bot. It better either be Pacifist spy or a Heavy based on his Drip or Drown lmfao

[@firefoxtf2998]

i've known sam for quite a while, and i'm inclined to agree. i'd love a spy that uncloaks, saps all your shit, and cloaks again

[@ianjackson4721]

Imagine a demo knight bot as skilled in trimping as solar light. You’re casually fighting off the bots when you hear a robotic aaaaaAAAAAAAA and then boom 195 health gone.

[@bluemaster7530]

@@firefoxtf2998 He saps all enemy robots to death too.

[@Killerpanda159]

This gamemode reminds me of the old Stop that Tank! server. We love to see this tho

[@thespectacularlymonochrome7891]

When the Titanfall 2 community fell, another TF2 comunity rose to it's aid

[@Toopys]

I really like the big big joey

[@rileeyy11]

"Big robot!" -Heavy

[@rradt2001]

I would play this if it were more balanced, seeing you guys curbstomp the enemy team was funny but idk how fun it'd be to be on the receiving end.

[@SmittyWerbenJag3rmanJenson]

Same

[@madstellaris3176]

I would say this is a bit unbalanced ngl but it looks fun! With some readjustments it should be fine.

[@meeyatttA]

Robots are really good at noobstomping, which forces players to be more careful with that they do. With more experienced players on both sides matches are usually balanced (If GPS doesn't add a new robot which either slaughters everything it sees or does nothing at all)

[@aaronking2020]

@@meeyatttA the robots dont to require as much skill to play as they do to counter

[@MK-gb7ht]

There’s something terrifying with a massive solar light moving at suboptimal speed with an over-optimal sword.

[@meeyatttA]

There was a time then Solarlight was playing Solarlight bot. Imagine a 20000 kg of steel trimping through the air

[@TheCobaltKnight27]

Ok where the heck did the intro come from. That came out of nowhere.

[@cerocero2817]

Killing a medic controlled by a player with 2500hp seems basically impossible

[@MooseInASuit]

Uncle Dane, the evolved engineer robot, now it has 500 different strategies that makes you want engineer removed from the game.

[@tappajaav]

Yet even with 500 strategies most players couldn't play engi without getting chronic depression

[@crystallinegazer]

18:55 Hey, I'm the dumbass that gets killed there!

[@radioactivebuglauncher]

Joey you were already a robot what are you doing

[@rowen616]

16:36 CHAD, LEGEND, FUCKING UNIT

[@bolotniy]

0:13 that sfx of children laughing always reminds me of plague inc. lmao

[@callumjones9664]

i remember seeing this announcement, thinking about joining then deciding not to since i thought it would be impossible for me to get in, i probably should've tried though, this looked fun :(

[@Emery_Forde]

Giga-Normus Jonathan and uncle Daniel Have collaborated 🤯

[@HotPotFam]

This video made me realise just how cool these robot designs are, the animation is so cool and mechanical

[@teevee1782]

16:38 love how that demo tries to destroy the dispenser, and looks up seeing you give a "oh sh*t" look

[@palecaptainwolfkayls8499]

I so wanna see a Fatmagic bot A Sniper that can somehow make it behind enemy lines. Maybe with a silent cloak?

[@tulinhcaongoc1929]

Give him aimbot with a cooldown too and it'll be perfect Include his insane wheeze as well then we can get the perfect Obese Wizardry

[@JaneArbuckleJrSrIII]

I microwaved my rat and he like evaporated, I really want to know how I can get him back, if you know can you plz tell me thanks.

[@z_3mk.296]

you have to go into the time dimension, eat cheddar cheese from there and do a *SUPER COOL* kickflip then you can get your rat back from god

[@JaneArbuckleJrSrIII]

@@z_3mk.296 thanks for the advise I'll try it out once I finish microwaving my hamster

[@z_3mk.296]

@@JaneArbuckleJrSrIII alright

[@Sr_ECO]

You have to make a pentagram with virgin's blood and protein powder the next thing you have to do is sacrifice a potato and then you will summon richard, that is the demon who works at the popeyes's from the 7th circle of hell and all you have to do is to ask for your hamster back, you might become allergic to kanye west but that isn't important, you have to make sure to play the song macho man during the ritual

[@lokalpatatas3157]

ratatouille

[@checkmate9099]

15:49, that's just pure terror approaching red team lol

[@donanilao7724]

Nice to know that "MvM with KZbinrs #7" takes a unique spin on MvM.

[@creativemanners3602]

We need more of this, This was really fun to watch

[@mauser98kar]

16:13 - Go back!.. ...to the shadow! You shall not pass!

[@Atlas.Brooklyn]

That laugh in the intro instantly blasted me back to Diddy Kong Racing. Great video btw. Instant classic. Haven't watched it yet.

[@Mishaheavy]

I see no one has mentioned bearded expenses latest and greatest quotes " there's no vaccinator resistance for these fucking hands baby!, Oh shit! "

[@aussietyrant3896]

another big joey video, my life is nearly complete

[@gambit_sfm]

really hoping the bearded bot starts yelling "MAX POWER" whenever it taunts or spawns in

[@lexi3312]

Really hope this turns into a lot of videos from some different people, it seems, really awesome

[@gryphonbotha1880]

10 minutes in, and I'm not really sure how this is balanced. Unless the robots are being very reckless and playing far away from the objective, the humans pretty much have to wipe out multiple bosses, doing tens of thousands of damage, before they can even really push the cart. I don't know whether the boss robots respawn or not, but there are problems either way: if they do respawn, then it means a disproportionate amount of effort needs to be given by the human offense to push the cart even a few inches. If the robots don't respawn, however, then it means that capping the cart just becomes a yawnfest once the agony of defeating the robots is seen through. Am I missing something here? EDIT: Okay, so I see the robots do respawn. I'm not a game designer, but this is my gut feeling around the robots: - none of them should be able to pick up health kits - none of them should be able to block the objective from being capped: this means you can't just sit on the cart and prevent players from doing anything - none of them should be able to see stickies laid by the human team - seeing tunnels and doorways that only humans can access is great, and more of those would be welcome for future maps

[@dookcurruff9047]

its unbalanced on both sides, some maps are terrible too

[@XanTheDragon]

This was by far one of the most fun play sessions I've had (I joined through beard), I was "Xan" in that game. I always play medic and there was so much going on, it was so much fun trying to keep as many people healed as possible for as long as I could. You all oughta host more of these.

[@joshuabrown6791]

This was an awesome video man

[@rucksen]

Egg

[@nugget0928]

When I heard “If you want anyone to stop shooting you just crouch” I immediately had the thought of a supportive hoovy boss who can heal other robots, can’t move or be damaged while crouching, and has a special ability where they can force enemies into a conga for easy kills.

[@gotspooked1823]

Loved playin in the event, sad the last round and some other bits were cut out though

[@lazernarwhall]

BIG JOEY UPLOAD!!!

[@shadrawdragon6560]

I literally thought of this the other day, Glad I'm not the only one who feels like youtubers would make great MvM bosses

[@EnderTheBlack]

Missed opportunity to call it a bored gabe.

[@scorch2830]

Yoo this looks sick!

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

This is amazing. I love it.

[@Mima_the_vengeful_spirit]

human players should get MVM upgraded weapons to even the game

[@KingOfLeeYT]

Sheesh, nice one Joey

[@ShockInazuma]

I swear these intros from Big Joey are gonna kill me and yet his content's so good. 💀

[@WAMOTF2]

19:33 Caught me off-guard 😂 Edit: 12:44 too, idk how I missed it.

[@Sr_ECO]

Omg is this the youtuber wamo who plays the steam game callled team of the fortress number 2????????

[@lokalpatatas3157]

oh shtt among us

[@GrismarPicklemelt]

Finally, Bigger Joey.

[@DesolateLavender]

This has a LOT of potential.

[@THEREALN-SANITY]

Of Course Bearded A-Poses Into Battle

[@zee_scoot]

HELL YEAH NEW VIDEO

[@TitanTVEdits-s3s]

11:13 imagine the sentry just automatically broke the sapper and started healing to full h-

[@barkbork7528]

This seems like a fun idea but also a bit too one-sided to be fun. One team is straight up better than the other in every way.

[@jerrardaris-sutton7803]

well, 3 months later, all servers are dead, and I can say this aged like milk.

[@3f4gs4s]

5:31 THE HIVE MIND

[@buttholeticklingbandit4246]

Me:sees thumbnail Also me:"Why do I hear boss music?"

[@ComradeCorvus]

9:38 gives me an idea. Titanfall in Team Fortress 2. Theres probably some modding dark magic that would make it possible.

[@logbreakr]

Eyy I saw astartes on the blue team, love that animation

[@mrlampy]

I really like the concept of this mode, having some of your teammates be giant robots with predetermined loadouts sounds cool as hell

[@danielsong8307]

I love how joey dies to a stock clash royale HE HE HE H A 17:13

[@OmegaSamwich]

Imagine starting a round of Casual TF2 and then you see that the enemy team is just a bunch of robots...

[@justanormalguy5496]

So Mann vs. Machine?

[@OmegaSamwich]

@@justanormalguy5496 ......... God dang I should've been more specific.

[@djdedf1sh473]

Imagine the Soundsmith bot. All it can do is Market Garden. Samwiz would be just a Pacifist Spy

[@YourAverageBrazilian]

ok, i wasn't expecting this intro

[@someguycalledgoober155]

Now we need Biggest Joey.

[@cdsatcher]

So I'mma just steal some ideas. Soundsynth - Rocket jumps around the map and attacks via market-gardening or manntreading players. Has a small chance to instantly suicide upon killing a player. RAMWiz - Doesn't directly attack, only spawns if someone is playing Engineer. He remains invisible, and only focuses on engineers, sapping their buildings before cloaking. TechnoKnight - Attacks only with melee, has high speed and health, and is extremely good at trimping. Vorobot - Appears as either a Scout or a Sniper wearing the Law and the Macho Mann. If he's playing as a Sniper, he'll have a medic-bot with a Vaccinator pocketing him. Upon getting a kill, there's a small chance that they'll do the Director's Vision taunt and say "Ez" in the chat.

[@enchantedlightbringer]

14:52 yep that suits Wamo in a nutshell Anti everything. Probably the most hated tf2 KZbinr he's makes so much drama truely a clown.

[@schhur]

We now just need COMICALLY LARGE Joey

[@shoveltf2]

I'm so used to bearded just ear raping people in soundsmiths videos, that hearing bearded with a good mic sounds strange

[@windwaker9514]

this takes mann vs machine to a whole new level

[@tempo3704]

0:43 there's somthing about the idea of heavy (robot or not) just walking with his arms to his sides intimidates me so much

[@DarkCT]

Giant Hoovy makes me so happy.

[@PesteringJester]

tf2 but its titanfall 2

[@aimrurt]

the robot heavy is excited, the earth trembles

[@shellshockhkmk7816]

Big big joey is a true MAG. But the real chad? Little joey!

[@keeganlafferty1395]

I think the way you balance this is make it so that each team can only have one or two robots active at a time time and have a sort of cooldown before another can be spawned when one goes down

[@superequinox4185]

Finally Small Joey Slap Nuts

[@anemarin4lif358]

We need this as hydro that would be great

[@Auriee_]

The Great Joey and Joey Jr

[@sapling3108]

8:14 can we respect the 6968 healing as medic record

[@jeab7849]

The big big robot version like make the hold sreen stacking if both team robot will starting a chaos

[@rtji0]

t pose robot bearded slowly advancing with crit hands on the red team all while on fire is shit out of my nightmares