Beating Just Cause 3 With a Steering Wheel

[@martincitopantsLIVE]

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[@Rollinbernados]

Can it speedrun through my depression

[@majinplaton]

i watched this live a few months ago

[@majinplaton]

now beat metal gear rising revengeance on revengeance difficulty with a hotas setup

[@fizz7710]

thank you for content you can have my blood muney

[@majinplaton]

ah, yes. mikäl schmäkär

[@12packersfan]

He said he was done with the speed runs because they took too long, then he purposely makes it take longer by giving himself bad controls. What a hero

[@anangrytortoise]

I'm pretty sure he's just a masochist.

[@Gamerkid-ys4gw]

⁠​⁠@@anangrytortoisedefinition of a masochist

[@FirehawkSHD]

What a hero hero Guitar hero controller next?

[@jan2159]

​@@FirehawkSHDonoooo

[@Xx_MelonLord_xX]

Yet he still won't speedrun Just cause 4

[@Pope_Francis_III]

Probably the highest level of human endurance ever achieved.

[@Orlando_Furioso]

They are ready for the hello kitty goth

[@fruitpunch267]

He is god

[@lucanotti2246]

absoultely right

[@syntheticvocalist-p472]

BO

[@JustaWillow]

100% it lol

[@12packersfan]

Friendly reminder that the frog plushie is coming to your house regardless of if you want him to or not. It’a just matter of if you want him in your room or in your walls

[@THEREALBATLUC]

You sir are a legend

[@hi-Larry-ous]

I'll take my chances with it being in my walls 😂😂

[@doorcf]

but I already burned my walls?

[@xenoplayspl6239]

well it better be ready to share the walls with the other eldritch entities that live in them

[@nightskyflyer2638]

I want it in my balls

[@smashing_data4292]

My first any% run took me 6 hours 46 minutes. You did it a little bit slower than me without a route and with a steering wheel. That's actually really good.

[@snomlord7515]

ngl i think its a bit of a problem on your end at that point

[@smashing_data4292]

@@snomlord7515 First time will always be bad. Especially when I had only 4 months of experience playing Just Cause 3 on PC.

[@mattygutowski]

this man has quickly become my favorite content creator on the internet. i adore his editing style. love ur content bro!

[@Methoverbitches]

Bros made 5 videos idk why there’s not more

[@dylantrevaskis9911]

@@Methoverbitcheshe has a few channels

[@lucyxchan6808]

​@@Methoverbitcheslike jodarum gis content is way more quality than quantity, that takes time...man i would give 2 1/2 Hot dogs for Mart and Joda to play together...

[@thomasharrison1443]

Probly only creator I truly watch the adds of

[@NepuSoggyMango]

Martin has now discovered his fondness for using conventional controllers on unconventional games.

[@HalcyonOfRagnarok]

Can’t wait for him to use a Logitech controller to play subnautica

[@joaoborgesrodriguesalves6554]

​@@HalcyonOfRagnarokdies to the pressure 5 times

[@bananar1403]

I can't wait for him to play ultrakill with plane controls

[@eternalvibe9083]

Can't wait for him to play minecraft with a Simon says

[@pacevy3798]

@@HalcyonOfRagnarok NAHH

[@oliestarkyshitposting5647]

I love how every time Martin does an ad for a plushie or mini figure, it gets progresively more menacing

[@Not_interestEd-]

That's because more climb into his walls everyday.

[@theopinionrespecter4762]

@@Not_interestEd-they’re climbing in his skin now

[@tarvitz]

It's good to see Mart's chat starting to form a personality

[@pleaseibegyoudontspam5598]

Even if the personality is an abomination

[@flamboyant7160]

@@pleaseibegyoudontspam5598 h

[@blkdfdr]

Can someone explain why the germans have taken over his chat

[@K..C]

@@blkdfdr timezones

[@Derin7890]

B O A T

[@pigs5278]

24:03 Can we appreciate the shots lining up with the beat? So satisfying

[@iainhansen1047]

0:10 technoblade would be proud of this reasoning

[@joaovieira3987]

Blood for blood good

[@swattofficer6624]

Absolutely

[@devman2530]

Martin is the living definition of “Born to shit, forced to wipe”

[@thatduckkindaguy9945]

Martin realized he bought the steering wheel to play my summer car but he didn't know what else to do with it so automatically he went to milk JC3 more

[@NepuSoggyMango]

He was ready for round 5 in theory, but in practice...

[@Sniperboy5551]

I wouldn’t mind him playing My Summer Car again, but this time keeping the permanent death mode on. He’d probably be able to beat that quicker than JC3.

[@chupperj3291]

Well... I like it

[@Uncle_Roadkill]

But he didn't beat My Summer Car, he only won the race. The world needs more of that good stuff.

[@jemr3]

Assetto corsa (intended for wheels) ❌ Just cause 3 (why the hell would you use a wheel on jc3) ✅

[@thevibesinquestion]

mart is the only youtuber who can keep me fully entertained during a sponsored segment

[@normalpeoplelikeme]

What about Internet Historian?

[@metalmario1231]

but what about Huggbees?

[@buragi5441]

I love how the explosion at the beginning was perfectly synchronized with the donation.

[@Nixcillian]

20:40 I was just vibin to the sweet Escapists music and that autotuned cry hit so hard on-beat, I was on my ass for like five minutes! Love when little edits like that just absolutely send me

[@AhriiiVT]

FYI, that pedal set that comes with your logitech wheel actually has a rubber block inside the brake pedal to make it significantly more stiff. You can look into the removal of it (which is super easy) to lighten up the feel quite a lot. It's still a slightly stiffer spring tho

[@sssshhhh317]

Jeez the number of screws in that thing is obnoxious

[@TheCybertron86]

Just don't pinch and cut the wires with the frame while putting it back together like I did

[@tumeke1498]

Technoblade, even in death he is still an inspiration to us all.

[@keanuruben835]

Yes

[@sadocato2872]

Yes

[@intesllar]

o7

[@outerwildsmybeloved4127]

I was looking for this comment R.I.P Technoblade

[@engineerbutwithoutgoggles6940]

who's technoblade

[@marlonstokedjr.3404]

I feel like live martin and voice over martin are 2 completely different souls and I find it hilarious 😂😂😂

[@ghosttaker3251]

Are we just gonna ignore the whole side story of martin becoming an egg and flying through space for like 1 minute straight

[@RedAngelS60R]

21:56 “I can be like Michael Schumacher.” …and almost hitting rocks in this exact moment 💀💀💀💀

[@xXTheWardenXx]

I cant describe how addictive this man’s editing is.

[@Sloth221]

it remind me a little of Max0r's editing, go check him out if you want!

[@des4929]

@@Sloth221I assume you mean his older editing because his current editing is well let me quote maxor "why yes I do edit my videos to kill small animals why do you ask"

[@montanarose4622]

@@des4929the first time I saw a Maxor video a friend put it on in discord, and all of us ADHD apes went silent for the duration. Genuinely just as effective as stimulants.

[@Chris-ok4zo]

This man has got to have the highest amount of patience ever seen in the modern era.

[@delfinner2212]

He's not patient he's just on another level of stubborn

[@pogfrog4221]

Or a very high tolerance for pain

[@jijonbreaker]

You clearly have not seen Let's Game It Out.

[@Chris-ok4zo]

@@jijonbreaker I have, I just forgot.

[@EMlYA_SHlR0U]

Love to see that you are also a cultured Technoblade fan, may he rest in power.

[@stoax]

Technoblade never dies!

[@SoapMcDogish]

Technoblade never dies

[@nathanschwirian7847]

🫡

[@dishesabadchannel7049]

o7

[@andrewtaffinder]

holy shit the deep rock music during the sniper mission goes so hard I never even imagined

[@AlexHunter2525]

Now he must do a 100% speed run with these controls

[@averyraresnom2451]

We all know every time he makes a just cause video we must B O A T

[@wafflestcattash4818]

I have no mouth yet I must BOAT

[@spamspace6878]

B O A T

[@Aegirknight]

B O A T

[@AstonCulf]

B O A T

[@elenimandell4816]

B O A T! *Physopathic frog noises intensify*

[@Ben_R4mZ]

"Highly Skilled Artisan" subtitles: Minimum-Wage Factory Worker As a metal fabricator, I appreciate the representation ❤

[@umbralaasimar9463]

“Metal fabricator” what a title to have lmao

[@Ben_R4mZ]

@@umbralaasimar9463 It's worse, my official title is "Fabricator C" 😂

[@umbralaasimar9463]

@@Ben_R4mZ 💀💀💀

[@zyriantel9601]

@@Ben_R4mZ Yowza XD

[@cocacola4blood365]

Ah, Martin, you and GrayStillPlays. When I need my dose of watching someone suffer, you both never fail to deliver!

[@jens.einzelgaenger.mp4]

Graystillplays is my Hero lol

[@TwistedTeaRex]

*LetsGameItOut has entered the chat*

[@Bab_9805]

you see i'd be friends with you bc i like both those youtubers but cocacola is the inferior cola... i cannot associate with coke-drinkers like yourself

[@ryanthemostwantedfurry1281]

​@@TwistedTeaRexOh nonono, Josh makes the games suffer.

[@stevespike8208]

My favorite part of this movie is when ryan goslingpants says “oh yeah baby it’s drivin’ time” and he drives all over the place

[@userhasdied2704]

12:38 just wanted to point out the donation opened its mouth in perfect time with the music's bang.

[@Virus-ng1lh]

I only just found this channel (and his main channel) 2 days ago, and have now watched EVERYTHING on it. I hunger for more. This… Is… Sustenance.

[@gramblidge]

YOOOO, FANTASY LIFE MUSIC. 1:50 Martin truly has impeccable tastes.

[@godofsquirrels494]

Damn I miss Technoblade. Professional wheel user

[@vsarachnos5414]

How can you just move past the segment at 18:25 , like it was nothing, and not some performative art masterpiece

[@nicks4498]

the B O A T reference was funny

[@somenerd8401]

It’s like techno’s video but he swears, says random garbage, and has guns. 10/10.

[@dannymartin4834]

This video genuinely made me feel much better. Im not saying it saved my life or anything but I was pretty upset before watching and now I’m happy so just wanted to thank you for brightening a stressful night.

[@privatesectorsec]

2:55 I hear the physical exertion of his will power in order to say that word

[@Chubbuluss]

8:00 I DID NOT EXPECT TO HEAR THE FZERO ANIME THEME HERE, BUT I'M HELLA HYPED ABOUT IT

[@UnknownObject-kh6og]

I’m so glad someone else noticed it as well!

[@ZuluGamingSeries]

The man, The myth, The legend has returned to bless us with another video

[@judet2992]

7:49 “Let’s select the ronket launcher, and launch a few ronckets.” *explodes*

[@thesilentgamer8671]

Even in death the king inspires others, technoblade never die's in our memories

[@zackfitz1033]

1:40 Fantasy life main town theme....nice a man of culture indeed!

[@justanotherweeb7403]

I'm so happy someone still remembers Fantasy Life, it was truly underrated

[@Cultureghost]

now 100% it with the wheel

[@gabrielderosa-xf9mg]

5:40 Zimbabwe is landlocked and Somalia is across the continent

[@dimolishoranimates]

Aw mann , technos steering wheel video , miss him man , glad you made a memento of him with this speedrun

[@BlueverryBerry]

I am just shocked at the pure concentration and effort needed to pronounce such a word, "boat"

[@yeavg]

Every martincitopants vid feels like a fever dream

[@Sniperboy5551]

Especially when you’re drunk or stoned

[@Magosspud]

Its like Max0r, after watching it I have to take a second to comprehend if I just watched something

[@slimysid6662]

"Why in gods name would you do that?" Just Cause.

[@Bezdarnost220]

20:30 OH GOD THE ESCAPISTS OST

[@tahaahmed7364]

when the world needed him the most, he returned

[@MrFi-es2ie]

Ah yes, the Technoblade challange, beating a game with a steering wheel.

[@IvanVKlik]

Epic Technoblade Challenge: Survive Cancer! (IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! 😨😨😨😨😨)

[@godcat_thing]

@@IvanVKliktechno blade never dies mfs when stage 4 cancer walks in

[@MrFi-es2ie]

@@IvanVKlik dream stan gtfo

[@papaspoon1550]

​@@godcat_thingyall 💀

[@papaspoon1550]

​@@IvanVKlikGod damn man 💀, I'm surprised I don't see more comments giving yall backlash. Also technoblade didn't pioneer the "playing a game with an unconventional controller that isn't designed for it"

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

19:57 I know why you're looking for new writers now

[@V7I-theseventhsector]

i love that im still seeing people try and live up to the blade. . .

[@ojhat]

it is really surreal to hear Deep Rock Galactic music playing in a Martincitopants video, but it was a fantastic choice of music none-the-less

[@kakutasubeats]

I like to think that martin and techno would scheme on some other level shit

[@Skyra_0]

20:20 is that.... The Escapists Music? I Reckon it would be hilarious if you and the boys play that game.

[@capitalist_bean9844]

This absolute madman uploaded smack in the middle of night where I live, and I knew I just had to watch it otherwise. Did it throw off my sleep schedule? Yes. Was it worth it? Y E E S

[@nubbyboah]

The Fantasy Life music unlocked a core memory for me. Thank you, Mart, for making me remember one of my favorite 3DS RPGs!

[@m4ximili0us9]

I searched for 'frog' on youtube, found this video instead I don't regret anything

[@typpe8620]

0:15 man i miss this unkillable lad :'(

[@TortugaAW]

3:00 B O A T

[@LilFatRacoon]

BOAT

[@hitman47199]

BOAT

[@Joker-Kerr]

B O A T

[@arishumaker7967]

Wait hol up 11:12 DEEP ROCK GALACTIC

[@StarBlaster2000]

I appreciate the Escapists music during the prison break mission! Nice touch that unlocked some nostalgia for me.

[@johnfanelli6901]

"get back in the car.. no it's not a car, it's a helicopter but it's like a car, hence it's easy to get confused" should be part of the next merch drop.

[@betterthankorry7729]

1:11 what that sea pickle for? 🤨

[@crwelch12]

@00:25 RIP technoblade

[@elibecher3731]

7:37 , is that the fantasy life castele area music, or am i going insane?

[@Dev1n0871]

Ah yes, very good When Factorio

[@Ghost0fDawn]

I think its a hilarious piece of lore that boat has been completely censored

[@pizzatime8404]

I love how this editor is just as manic as you are

[@chancefreely]

I would pog at a new upload if it were not for my jaw being fused shut due to surgery after Martin broke my face for mentioning a certain aquatic vehicle

[@4546Bean]

3:00 LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Blueskiiiiii]

B O A T

[@Unfortunate_Circumstances]

B O A T

[@mohammedriadh4990]

B O A T

[@Randomcanadian20]

B o a t

[@yancy6739]

That knock at the door in the beginning scared the shit outta me with headphones on😂

[@memeterrorist9168]

How does he keep managing to get more and more chaotic with each ad he makes good lord martin

[@Dragraya]

as i huge fan of the techno i love your channel even more after u did what he did lmao. you are the best lad out there ps. techno never dies

[@thekiller2829]

o7

[@Bread_Lord]

RIP the man the myth the legend Technoblade As long as he is in our hearts and minds Technoblade never dies

[@bolmobelo]

Hey mart?you know what else has steering wheels? Racing, mart. You gotta do it mart.

[@trickythefox9598]

The escapists main theme in the prison segment is absolutelly beautiful

[@ozzy4382]

11:00 deep rock galactic video hint?

[@baconmantube]

Click for Jumpscare 3:17

[@DktaJ2021]

The absolute timing between Martin going boat to my dog with a squeaker squeaking boat. Marvelous

[@RoFKillaBacon]

Window directly to my left, sound of knocking directly to my left, video paused and Glock pointed at window for 10 minutes

[@Mooseno.2]

1:48 FEET PICS FOR FREEEEEE?!?! you shouldn't have, what a great Christmas

[@Jigrup]

Love how a guitar version of the f-zero anime theme is playing in the background

[@baarum]

Totally worth watching a 25+ minute video just for BOAT

[@gamingkaden199]

Something funny is that you don't even need the sniper rifle to do the Sniper Mission™, you can just use any old weapon which turns the Sniper Mission™ into just Mission™

[@acogex]

Next video: speedrunning minecraft/just cause with a steering wheel

[@adenlaible7066]

This man is the the embodiment of chaotic evil and I am all for it.

[@Bogwalloper]

the stupid little easily removable rubber cube in martincito's brake pedal spring:

[@javidking63]

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@StA1ice]

The little animated bits remind me of Monty Python. Love it.

[@UsernamehereCustoms]

Alternate Title: Mart playing Just Cause 3 like someone who's never played the game before

[@redmegarex]

still cosmically better than your average game journalist

[@serj4413]

Gotta love watching the frog with the GREER hoodie

[@joelkp1185]

5:35 this is even more hilarious when you remember Zimbabwe doesn’t have a coastline

[@Tyler-ew8dr]

“well that’s good *fart noise…” A-tier writing

[@fattykthehumaneclipse1215]

'Using a d-pad to aim is difficult' Anyone around for the original PS1 controller understands completely

[@galavant2754]

Literally anything to keep from Speedrunning Just Cause 4