Can You Beat Minecraft At 100x Speed?

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[@burnin8able]

"can you beat minecraft at 100x speed?" "no, lol, we set it to 4x" truly, Martin is youtube's least clickbaiting creator.

[@interlamer7480]

Didn't even notice that, as I have dearrow and the title for me was "Attempting to Beat Minecraft with 4x Tick Speed".

[@VoidPermiable]

Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWeWhJqdaN-dY8U

[@milgos5269]

@@interlamer7480 Oh thats cool, whoever does the titles for dearrow was really fast since this vid dropped 5 hours ago.

[@stalinzd2580]

​​@@milgos5269Anyone can set a title so If a dearrow user sees the video, they can change it whenever they heard Martin say it was 4x

[@interlamer7480]

@@milgos5269 It's crowd sourced. One of the other people who have the extension installed has watched the video before me and contributed that title.

[@DenshyOwO]

Mart finally did it. Finland is no longer waiting.

[@Manjustman_25806]

Why are all the men in Finland femboys or drunks?, I’ve never met a single finish man whose anything other than those two

[@bgoodpeople]

We are waiting mart

[@FabulousLemonTart]

We are waiting mart

[@apollo7557]

Just let the poor guy have a life :(

[@The.accurate.angels]

I am waiting mart

[@barrettrolof1867]

10:21 he ain’t recovering from that

[@Jayplayzmaybe]

i did

[@Joy-Demo-Man]

@@Jayplayzmaybe what

[@Jayplayzmaybe]

@@Joy-Demo-Man nothing

[@eggsandbackon]

"i'm a real g you see that i'm a fuckin ga"- **proceeds to be disassembled**

[@vhyez]

this is how pochita dies in csm chapter 274

[@pinetreesquad2375]

@@vhyez bro wtf

[@VoidPermiable]

Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWeWhJqdaN-dY8U

[@xerfrex7869]

@@vhyez Why are you trying to compete with JJK readers in terms of spoilers? Go back to your degenerate corner

[@noobigod1695]

@@pinetreesquad2375 no way i got spoiled by a KZbin COMMENT

[@holycrusader9268]

Even martin havin his yearly 2-week minecraft phase

[@kittyplayz8399]

The yearly 2 week Minecraft phase is SO REAL

[@iknowurip8151]

this is real.

[@GikamesShadow]

​@kittyplayz8399 it isn't. I started mine 3 months ago. Still playing

[@mrfrederic703]

​@@GikamesShadowthat's an addiction now

[@KaladinVegapunk]

Honestly I've just never understood the people would play the game vanilla haha, without mod packs and texture packs, technic pack back in the day was a billion times better, space bases, reactors, airships, way better than chickens and crap, don't even get openblocks elevator and grave But this is definitely a way to make it fun haha

[@baffledbehemoth7164]

Pig with carrot on a stick would probably retain the 4x speed. Since its moving on its own.

[@Frogman920]

Smort

[@Twist-The-Friendly-Hunter]

​@@Frogman920 Translating this to English. *Smeared*

[@Frogman920]

@@Twist-The-Friendly-Hunter Ah, the wonders of KZbin translate…

[@atrane365]

The Creeper knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the Creeper from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.

[@AndOK-qy2tv]

What

[@iknowurip8151]

This is an Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile Guidance system descryption. This description is restricted only to authorised personell. If you are not authorised, please notify the nearest FBI agent. Thank you for your cooperation.

[@THEGLOIPER]

@@AndOK-qy2tv uncultured swine

[@ArcticArmy]

@@iknowurip8151 this is a for an AAM lol

[@notoriousgoblin83]

​@@AndOK-qy2tvThe creeper is the missile

[@baguette2117]

Love the challenge going from surviving 100x speed in hardcore to 4x speed in survival within 1 minute

[@izzy-wt9sr]

its still hardcore, but ye 4x speed lol

[@SammysCreations]

At least he told us it was impossible.

[@VoidPermiable]

Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWeWhJqdaN-dY8U

[@SwainixFPV]

​@@izzy-wt9srYeah, just not UHC

[@skeletontamir]

he could have just beat minecraft in 100x speed just as survival, it wouldnt ruin the so much premiese as just at 4x speed lmao

[@CheesemanVr9898]

"woe upon you, ghast" *gets fucking obliterated* 10:10

[@blazeingplanet566]

AAAAAAAHHHHH

[@secretliving1775]

Michael ''Mike'' Schmidt: “oh boy I sure do hope I survive this night!” Fredrick fazberinfton III: 17:09

[@nokia-gm8gv]

FR?

[@herobane6488]

Ferdinand von Faz "The Bear" of the Five Knights, not 20 seconds after the last embers of the dungeon's worn torches finally give way to the pitch black: 17:35

[@elementalgamer0732]

The Player: doesn't sleep for one night. The Phantoms: 9:37

[@mrfoxyx]

3 nights*

[@Kupuvi_shohe]

Hahha your sooo funny wtfff mann haahaha 🫡

[@MarcusHelius]

HAHAHAHA

[@sammyjones8279]

MY CROPS!!!

[@kira-dk2mx]

I love how you two just decide to fuck around halfway through.

[@dragoncat9153]

IMA NEED WHAT TIME IS 'AROUND HALFWAY THROUGH' HOMIE ONG

[@dragonicarts12]

​@@dragoncat91538:48

[@dragoncat9153]

@@dragonicarts12 OH, FUCKING AROUND, mb mb

[@sammyjones8279]

​@@dragoncat9153the "around" is *integral* to the meaning of that sentence 😂

[@dragoncat9153]

@@sammyjones8279 I plead the fifth your honour

[@GreySlasher63]

7:42 fuckin dying the piglin jacked his shit, killed him, left, then returned for his boots🤣

[@Freelix2000]

The nether is actually just Detroit

[@sonzillamariocraft]

​@@Freelix2000 "Send him to DETROIT!"

[@tankingwizard3104]

@@sonzillamariocraftNO NO NOT DETROIT

[@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988]

CAN'T HAVE SHIT

[@Jessamessaa]

15:15 "they call me the return to sender" lmao

[@pokefantom8588]

this man skipped so mf far

[@trickythefox9598]

mf its been 3 MINUTES how tf are you at 15 minutes?

[@Jessamessaa]

@@pokefantom8588 I watch videos on 1.5x speed lol

[@RobertGoldsmith-hf3hr]

Hard asf

[@VoidPermiable]

Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWeWhJqdaN-dY8U

[@HomingRocket1]

"It's time for your prostate exam, sir." The prostate exam: 10:17:

[@NicholasCosse]

That ghast fireball pov shot was peak 7:28

[@dmhplays]

That’s what I’m saying, like how did he do that I need to know

[@FisTheDucc]

@@dmhplays replay mod:D

[@dmhplays]

@@FisTheDucc I did some research and that’s what I got. Makes sense. I do VR gaming and nothing like that even exists right now lol

[@xxx_b3an05_xxx7]

hi

[@Frendlyman5673]

Pov: ghasts in bedrock

[@Aslambzhik]

7:22 ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE

[@VoidPermiable]

Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWeWhJqdaN-dY8U

[@testchannel8151]

9:20 Me when the Pharaoh won't let my people go

[@paladumb7272]

nice reference 👍

[@zyriantel9601]

Welp, guess I’ll send my sword, I’ll send the horde

[@sonja2730]

12:52 The hit-game ABOVE US?!

[@V1_The_Machine]

A B O V U S.

[@VoidPermiable]

Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWeWhJqdaN-dY8U

[@BlackPistolYT]

Man do I love the game "Abovus" and not the other game.

[@jaredserrano6126]

insane luck

[@Marenthyu]

r/angryupvote

[@denpadolt9242]

Mart really looked at Minecraft and was like "HMMmmmm... this needs more jumpscares"

[@KittyKazi]

he most likely borrowed the idea from @rekrap2, who did it a little while ago.

[@VoidPermiable]

Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWeWhJqdaN-dY8U

[@askidelta]

@@KittyKazi don't care, this was legit more fun than rekrap's video. Like every other video Mart has.

[@crabby4911]

2:11 I cannot believe Mart said "I alone am responsible for the tragedies that occured in our beloved nation during 2001"

[@unmarkit1027]

bro☠

[@user-bigchungus1984]

martin xeno pants

[@Outside998]

Why? What happened in Australia during 2001?

[@Bolitadewien]

Mart es australiano (?). No todos los que hablan inglés son estadounidenses.

[@azpont7275]

September 11 happened all around the globe, even in Australia. (A bit later tho than in most other places)

[@kylestengl8605]

There are so many iconic and quotable lines from this video alone. 8:15 has me dying "Yeah! Let's go for a swim! ..... AUH-"

[@Leoric.]

or the one immediately after it, "oh wait, thats going to turn into a drowned-OOOOOOOOOOHH-*several hit sounds proceeded by death in a millisecond*"

[@Cheese_VROFFICIAL]

10:25 poor sheep

[@skibidisigmameals]

"poor"

[@baseballscout]

Bro is having the time of his life

[@luminos-3]

0:28 lore accurate polar bear

[@azuredragonofnether5433]

Why some people see polar bears as favourite animals is... Beyond me.

[@luminos-3]

@@azuredragonofnether5433 because they're huge teddy bears

[@dinhtiendung2269]

8:07 The poor skeleton getting jumped by the 2 wolves XD

[@jaxonmckay3504]

“THEY JUMPIN ME!”

[@SODAPOPER]

6:31 the lil smooch 🥰

[@Dr_Weirdoo]

Thank god we finally left Finland and went back to Sweden

[@Serhii_Diemientieiev]

I'm so fed up with all 8 year old spamming "fInLaNd nEvEr fOrGeTs!!!111!" and similar *Very Original Jokes™*

[@Selvanii]

Two comments bellow yours : "Finland calls Martin. You must answer"

[@alexandrefillot9600]

@@Serhii_Diemientieiev I swear, those """people""" are the new "MomImFamous" """people"""

[@potato_man_xd9441]

Bro let people protest​@@Serhii_Diemientieiev

[@Wikarian99PL]

​@@Serhii_DiemientieievBOAT

[@seveilthenegotiator3694]

The End fight is just the resurgence of "Fuck you, Waterfills your house." and I love it.

[@he3004]

no idea how they survived dragons breath constantly inside the water and moving so slowly

[@Swish_kabob2]

@@he3004they have a good gaming chair

[@aidenrussell1107]

​@he3004, the dragon moves, too fast, so it can't get a shot out quick enough, as it keeps the same cool down, and it just does it multiple times per end of cool down.

[@mud7877]

2:22 was the most genuine fearful ‘it’s getting dark’ I’ve ever heard lmao

[@LeoLau-ip9bv]

i love that

[@VanadiumMC]

*"Bravo Six, going dark."*

[@byxxium]

This Byxx dude seems cool and kissable even

[@luvreza]

yo man still waiting on the $20 you owe me lol im kinda running short and cant buy nappies for my kid

[@HeliusGD]

there was only martin and martin in this video this is all his imagination

[@Reyeoux]

Would

[@MagentaVO]

This Byxx guy seems kinda… nevermind…

[@ScareSans]

Damn ikr haha hahaha if only I could get in his DMs haha ha like I'd love to get his number hahahahaha

[@Heroo01]

"Can You Beat Minecraft At 100x Speed?" _Proceeds to beat Minecraft at 4x speed_

[@a.s.raiyan2003-4]

Lol he just showed it in the first minutes and said it was impossible

[@fireswordyoutuber]

@@a.s.raiyan2003-4 rekrap did it

[@LMCShweep]

@@fireswordyoutuberHe did it abusing respawn in the end so he had a chance to even build a bridge to the main end island. Martin’s run is a pseudo hardcore

[@ScareSans]

He didn't say he DID beat Minecraft at 100x speed. He posed the question if it was possible, then immediately answered it: Absolutely the hell not.

[@PoorFinancialChoices]

@@ScareSansOk, so you click a video about beating Minecraft at 100x speed expecting the video to be about beating Minecraft at 4x speed

[@TSMThunderbolt]

"You see, nighttime in this mode is one of the *SCARIEST* in the entire world. Zombies; Become MMA fighters. Skeletons; Now use AR-15s and Creepers; Become ICBM."

[@ImMrV]

Best quote ever, though.

[@davidci]

10:01 Nobody yet talking about him about to summon Luigi

[@amaramed2086]

Lmao glad it wasn't just me who noticed

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

Wahoo!

[@SoulSnatcher96420]

6:01 "Someone someone really jorkin they bone rn" had me 💀

[@Hank_J_W0mbleton]

I like how its just Made In Heaven but without universe resets

[@harshmellow5103]

Exactly

[@Npc_Hotwheels]

“Imagine murdering an old person here” 💀

[@VoidPermiable]

Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWeWhJqdaN-dY8U

[@dorothydeese2048]

"Creepers now become I.C.B.M.'s" -martincitopants 2024

[@matiastorres2190]

10:54 he sounds like solid snake screaming

[@tridos2574]

_GAME OVER_

[@ScareSans]

Snake!? SNAAAAAAKE!!!

[@mr.wizbiz.2917]

7:12 the black and white elite four ost went so hard here

[@iaxacs3801]

Music choices were perfect, Hades The Painful Way was a fantastic song against the dragon

[@brandongentry8293]

5:43 "Imagine fentanyl here" What..?

[@deltarose936]

imagine fentanyl there, whats confusing?

[@razgriz4978]

10:30 FIFTEEN THOUSAND?! MY PEE-S-CEE-!!!

[@n0o0b090lv]

5:35 fish

[@miko_44miko85]

THE SLEEPER AGENT IN SIDE OF ME IS MAKING ME GO CRAZY

[@Aslambzhik]

CAN'T Escape Brainrot maded by Stanley

[@miko_44miko85]

🐟

[@akahelpwttubers]

Eggsactly

[@moist1700]

14:34 best sound right here

[@kukevarius]

the factory must grow

[@VoidPermiable]

Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWeWhJqdaN-dY8U

[@danyelavila6826]

It must grow.

[@sonicfanmade25]

0:13 if skeletons were given machine guns

[@VoidPermiable]

Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWeWhJqdaN-dY8U

[@Kritzomega]

Skeletons on Java: 😐 On bedrock: ☠️

[@Pale_Edits]

Bro lived in the hood to shoot like that

[@Totallynotmskaven]

Skeleton sees player: BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRT

[@evant7438]

12:18 Azelia Banks Tree/ "I was at the 212" 18:25 "15 signs you're a figglebottom male"

[@FluffyPuppyKasey]

17:26 Mart's using Sodium and Iris like he should. W honestly

[@EpicevanXD]

He knows how to mod Minecraft it’s not that hard

[@FluffyPuppyKasey]

@@EpicevanXD That's not the point. A lot of youtubers still use Optifine despite actually gaining next to no performance

[@AN0NYM0US_TruthFinder]

21:37 ...true friends they are...

[@deathracoffee]

Pan

[@Bobert_yt]

Getting ass fucked ? 21:41

[@bozo6049]

21:01 Bet you had skyblock ptsd flashbacks

[@neonendo]

5:30 "You know what that means" FISH???? "Nether Time" GOD DAMNI-

[@Xenorion]

5:35 Because my Humor is broken, the first what came into my Mind : FISH !

[@DarrenTheAsian]

The factory is waiting, mr mart. It needs to grow.

[@danyelavila6826]

It. Must. Grow.

[@tiseril]

14:16 Gambling moment

[@yvaingeistel8775]

Martin really said MAIDO IN HEAVEN!!!

[@tmburr3]

4:02 Straddlenheimer

[@Kritzomega]

We really should "saddle" things up

[@cocacola4blood365]

Byxxium: "They call me the Return to Sender. ........It ever really caught on" A frog and a sheep can testify that he lived up to that title in the end.

[@idk-rk3ir]

8:45 WHY WON'T YOU DIE? totemmachine son!

[@ixelhaine]

9:02 This was just the Nuke button from Lemmings.

[@B5OD]

1:07 **makes your soldiers join my team**

[@TheonetruedogTheDog]

Narwini

[@ABoxIsMyHome]

is that age of empires reference?

[@B5OD]

@@ABoxIsMyHome you bet it is

[@ABoxIsMyHome]

@@B5OD yay

[@FailcopterWes]

The Painful Way from Hades was the most appropriately titled piece of music to use for that dragon fight...and just this run in general.

[@elshaddollconstructor2019]

4:23 japanese aviators in October 1944, colorized.

[@eggzben-gv7uv]

7:45 piglin making martin bite the curb 4k

[@zomboidandstuff1093]

2:10 Exactly at this moment my Bluetooth headphones said "Please, charge" to me LOL😂

[@akahelpwttubers]

GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR

[@F0rtuneLT]

7:38 the bones spell out "grr"

[@redmegarex]

honse slow :(

[@CheeseMan495]

Real

[@CiaosonoMemosoo]

juan is tired

[@snorkster]

Honse :/

[@sigmaoperator1688]

13:07 yes, yes I do.

[@rohankudumula8756]

what

[@jrbmxr2564]

I dont need the mars bars to replicate it

[@MichalYEET]

2:55 average minecraft player: meh, just a saddle martin:

[@omegalphadelta726]

13:55 POV, you spawn in a basalt delta

[@cocacola4blood365]

10:42 Minecraft only crashed. I was so waiting for Martin's comp to go Tsar Bomba at that point. I guess there'll be something else to live for in time. ........................sigh.................................

[@VPX-711]

15:07 **Megalovania intensifies**

[@neonendo]

The out of context edits are hilarious though ***Thinking of the funniest joke ever*** "Can I straddle you?" The Text: Man I don wanna do dis no mo...

[@bintang9661]

Zoomer frog zooming through Minecraft killing 4 villagers in process, more at 4

[@VoidPermiable]

Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWeWhJqdaN-dY8U

[@ireneaquablue]

I been looking for the sound effect at 0:03, The funny fast talking guy. Anyone know what it's called?

[@facundoperez5281]

The sound is a spanish loquendo voice called Carlos

[@YTHH13]

@@facundoperez5281thx's

[@TRkillswich485]

The first time I watched this video that almost gave me a heart attack

[@1094steven]

Martin, the whole section of you screwing around for two hours is the kind of content I subbed for, this is exactly what I wanted and I thank you.

[@marisharki]

i LOVE your music choices in this video, i was not expecting to hear undertale, club penguin, pokemon, AND sonic music all in one video!!

[@justseffstuff3308]

IKR?! Even Hades music for the Ender Dragon fight! This dude's taste in music is based as fuck

[@jacobstrickland3249]

What song is it for the dragon fight?

[@iaxacs3801]

@@jacobstrickland3249 The Painful Way from Hades, second half is what's in the video but the whole song is so fire it was forged in Hell

[@kiwuuspurr1927]

@@justseffstuff3308 It was from HADES?! I knew I remembered it from somewhere, but I just couldn't figure out what it was

[@user-tq9sg6lv6q]

Anyone know what music that is at 7:17?

[@Real_IsntOkayBro]

11:00 TF2 meet the spy song

[@krunken_isok]

"Intruder Alert! RED Spy is in the base!"

[@Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17]

"Minecraft but we're under the effects of Made In Heaven."

[@Bricriu-gj9dd]

9:20 They really brought the Storm King boss fight out of DS and thought we wouldn't notice.

[@depressio5395]

the energy between these two,martin should make videos with this guy more often

[@christiandunne5505]

21:02 I was expecting another Skyblock series to start after that dragon launch. Maybe next time.

[@Mr_air_force_nerd]

Me too

[@zoenelson3340]

Honestly surprised nobody is talking about how clutch of a water bucket moment that was. It could've all ended right there 😅

[@yourboi420lord._.4]

12:20 Bosun Bill on the hurdy gurdy. Immaculate.

[@IWillTakeYourLife]

Most insane moments 7:15 ohno... 7:44 lmao💀 8:50 MY EARSSS!!! 9:00 m... Y.... P.CCCCC 9:05 wsp ma- AHHHY 9:15 ... 9:18 new phantom storm! -mojang 9:40 mojang: I regret that...

[@zelithfang2365]

Ok this vid had me DYING multiple times lmao. This is terrifying tho, creepers are already a menace already when they get the drop on you, but having them not only be super fast but fricken instant explosion is nightmare.

[@RhelrahneTheIdiot]

A fun fact is that they're actually already programmed to immediately explode if they can survive a fall onto or near enough to cause you damage

[@The_Post-It-Note]

Creepers turning into intercontinental ballistic missiles is incredibly lore accurate

[@aidankeogh9994]

Skeletons become what they _feel like_ fighting without shields

[@foundation6867]

The kill cam from the Ghast made me laugh 😂that was the best part

[@96stormageddon94]

That zombie activated his superpowers: 8:20

[@DaLesnow10]

That ending was something else 💀

[@arlensmith7273]

The Factory must grow, mart. Andrew Yang demands it.

[@VoidPermiable]

Rek Rap did this 4 months before martin fam but better. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWeWhJqdaN-dY8U

[@awanderer3047]

17:14 that skeleton watch you leave and chose mercy, could have been awful

[@ritnosaurio]

“MADE IN HEAVEN DA” -Pucci playing in martin server

[@caywo_]

5:00 medicine students be like

[@Name5240]

14:28 am I the only one who thinks that he sounds like a recording of one of JFK’s speeches

[@bennettdeboulet3834]

THIS SHIT IS ACCTUALLY JUST MADE IN HEAVEN BRU

[@GiannisYT243]

1:34 Damn bro Mojang decided to evolve the skeletons

[@brodudeguy5843]

frog

[@L360R]

Frog

[@brodudeguy5843]

@@L360R frog

[@mitchellkingston7782]

frog

[@Offical_Ghost_Rider]

frog

[@geatyeatyeat]

Were!!!! 🚓🚓🚔🚔👮👮👮‍♂👮‍♂🚨🚨

[@OG-ZirfyGaming]

As soon as I heard that Sea Of Thieves music... I immediately started vibing to it lol

[@Funnylegoguy]

9:42 You’ve heard of sharknado but have you heard of phantomnado?

[@davidbegbie]

10:55 Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAKE!

[@arandomguyonsocialmedia]

COD players when they see a pixel move 0:11